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Speaker 1: we're not going dancing cause I don't like big activities

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Speaker 2: We can't we can't be in and out. This is it,

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Speaker 2: this is what we're doing. We're in a Hodnist till

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Speaker 1: Like she was not the best server I've ever had

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Speaker 2: But it does it matter? He's like, so do it.

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Speaker 1: with that person.

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Speaker 2: Like it was sick.

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Speaker 1: And I'm saying to young women in particular, if you

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Speaker 1: feel any kind of way about anything, men too, If

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Speaker 1: you feel any way about anything that's weird, like something's off,

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Speaker 1: something makes you feel uncomfortable, get the fuck out of there.

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Speaker 1: You forget that this person is a stranger that you

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Speaker 1: did not know an hour ago. Could happen on the

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Speaker 1: second date, and maybe they're less of a stranger. Get

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Speaker 1: the fuck out. But like, this person is a stranger,

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Speaker 1: You don't know them, you don't owe them anything. Whoever

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Speaker 1: you know in common, you're worried about what they're gonna think.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. You go with your

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Speaker 1: best instinct and you get the fuck out of there,