WEBVTT - Ep 2: The Therapist 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:03.120 This show contains adult material and swearing. 0:00:03.760 --> 0:00:04.840 You have been warned. 0:00:07.160 --> 0:00:08.520 Some of my best friends are like some of the 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:11.640 most mentally ill people in the world. Thank you, you're welcome. 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:15.880 Not Dan thinking he's my best. 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:18.600 Friend, not great, He's thinking I'm mentally ill. 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:30.480 Around me, I'm a savage. Are you bored of modern dating? 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:33.199 Meeting the same people from the same apps in the 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:36.000 same bar You've only chosen because it's close to your 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:39.320 house and you can make your usual quick getaway. It's 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:41.760 time to change the narrative on how we find love. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.720 It's time to start looking for love in all the 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:49.840 wrong places. I'm going on a wild dating adventure, only 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:52.400 picking people who are the total opposite of my type. 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:55.680 And after twenty eight of these dates in two months, 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:59.520 will I find that special someone? Or well, this experiment 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:02.760 proved I should just give up on dating altogether. 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:05.080 It's time to find out. 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:10.080 I'm Grace Campbell and this is twenty eight dates later. 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:17.200 Dan, Welcome to the twenty eight dates later. 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:17.800 Thank you? 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:20.120 Who are you? And what do you do with your life? 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:25.080 Okay, you sound out my therapist. I am done. I'm done. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.760 Why Daniel Patrick Francis, Why. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:29.559 Oh I didn't know those your middle names. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:33.720 Yeah they are. And I am a comedian. I work 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:37.480 mainly in like comedy cabaret. I have a drag character 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.480 called Seance where I do like a comedy seance, I 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:42.520 contact the dead. But then I was sorted to stand 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:45.760 up with myself. I'm six foot four and a half. 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:48.160 I like long walks from the beach and long dicks 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:52.520 in my mouth. Yeah, I'm here looking for love in 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:56.120 all the wrong places. How would you introduce. 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:59.000 Me someone who's like on and off bullied me since 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:03.040 I was like eighty years old. Yeah, rarely says a 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:05.680 nice thing about me, but like one of my favorite 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:08.560 people in the world because I'm toxic, So that's perfect. 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:10.160 I love it. I love the abuse. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:19.239 I love the abuse. I actually do really want to 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:20.720 know who you want on a date with This week. 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:24.440 This week I went on a date with a man, well, 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:27.120 with a man who's becoming a therapist. Okay, with a 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.920 man who's training to be a therapist. And there are 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:31.880 some benefits in my head of going out with a 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:34.680 therapist because of how much money I've paid for therapy 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:38.040 in my life, of course, and it would be economical, 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:44.239 but also I I worry that going out with a therapist, 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:47.240 they're either over therapizing you or you think they're not, 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:49.240 and then therefore you think they're about therapists. 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:53.320 Well, yeah, because I guess it's like, so, how much 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:56.360 is someone's job like bleed into your relationship and how 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:59.640 much should that happen? Do I mean, like, I mean, it's. 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:02.840 Like card as a therapist. If you're dating like someone 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:04.000 like us. 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:07.480 Well, it's like if I date a carpenter, you are 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:10.520 making me a table exactly. I'm dating a builder, you're 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:13.600 putting up the shelves. Yeah, I just don't do hard labor. 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:17.240 I think. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.080 I just think a lot of therapists have had some 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:20.160 deep trauma. 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:21.799 But how do you know that, because you can't ask 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:22.440 therapists that. 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.600 No, because I know a lot of therapists. 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:27.720 And so it's like to do to start wanting to 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.320 be a therapist, often something's happened to you where you 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:33.040 have then benefited from therapy. And so actually this is 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:36.160 a really interesting job for me. And to be an analyst, 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:39.760 like in the Freudian like way of therapy, you have 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:43.280 to do analysis five times a week. So an analyst 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:45.520 also sees an analyst five times a week. 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:48.440 How much money would you pay to hear what your 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:49.640 therapist says about you? 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:52.160 A lot, a lot of them. I think about it often. 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:54.720 Sometimes I think when I'm talking that he's just sat there, 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:56.720 like with his little notebook and he's just writing danis 0:03:56.760 --> 0:04:01.200 so fair, danis so fair, over and over again. You know, like, 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:05.320 what was it like red Rams. It's like that he's 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:06.560 just writing downs Denis. 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:10.040 I feel, No, he's probably just writing, well, must must 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:10.680 buy eggs. 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:15.400 Yeah, so rare beans, must buy beans? 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.760 Yeah. Why does this pathetic bitch think they shouldn't be 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.280 single all the time? And they hear what comes out 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:20.880 of their mouths? 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:24.400 Yeah, to a therapist, we must sound so self involved. 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:26.680 Well that's what you pay them for. 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:28.680 No, I know, but I sometimes get conscious of it, 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:32.960 but then I'm like, no, I carry on. Okay. So 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:35.160 it was a man called Jacob. 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:38.720 I think the only bitch I saw before I met 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:40.320 him was the one of him with like goggles on 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:42.600 his head and no top on this one. 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:46.840 Oh they're not googles. Yeah, that was the only one 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:47.159 I saw. 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:47.760 I mean you. 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:51.120 Yeah, he was a good looking, great bone structure. Yeah, 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:54.120 he's got really good bone structure. Yeah, jaw yeah, No, 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:55.159 he was very good looking. 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:57.720 But sometimes I just wish I had a bad jaw, 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:00.560 Like sometimes I think I'm a mussive because I've got 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:01.880 a pouch under my fucking chin. 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:04.159 I don't know what you mean. 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:09.200 What's the more superil baby, David Bough, I'm so sorry 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.680 for this. Like a kangaroo. 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:17.160 Okay, oh okay, okay. So he didn't have a pouch 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:18.120 under his gym. 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:21.760 He had like a really really well structured face, very 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:23.320 slim looking face. 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.200 Like slim in a hot like rock and roll way. 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:27.680 Yeah yeah, yeah, Like have you watched Daisy Jones and 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:31.480 the six okay, like the main guy and that has 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:32.400 a tight face. 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:34.040 Yeah yeah, yeah, literally like like. 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:36.440 Sickly Victorian child, but make it poorn. 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:39.120 Yeah exactly, No, literally, I'll come on your face. 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:42.280 Don't come up there, mother, is that allow us to 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.760 come up there? But I'll come on your face. 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:46.920 He actually looked quite Victorian, this guy. 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:47.360 He does. 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:54.200 Yeah, he does look quite Victorian. But you're training to 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:54.839 be a therapist. 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:56.279 Yeah, I'm trying to be a therapist. 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:57.279 What kind of therapy? 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:02.560 Psychotherapy, counseling, that sort of thing. So listening to people. 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:04.320 That's cool. What made you want to do that. 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.359 Well, I mean, yeah, I had therapy myself. 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:09.200 Yeah, of course, so is the trajectory. 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:12.279 Yeah, I mean for me, I had like like nineteen, 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:16.400 had big old depressive breakdown, had a year off UNI right, 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:22.119 therapy was great. I'm twenty eight, yes, god quite young. 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:24.440 Yeah, you will be a therapist when you're thirty. 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:25.520 Yeah, that's a plan. 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:27.560 Do you think people will be like you're a bit 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:28.760 young to give me therapy? 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:29.680 Yeah? Potentially. 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.640 Don't you think though, if my therapist was thirty, I'd 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:33.400 be like, fucking. 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.240 Oh my therapist was my age, I'd be like, what 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:36.039 the fuck do you know? 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:37.680 Yeah? No, literally, I know. 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:41.000 You're spending your weekends masturbating and crying of like watching Netflix. 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:42.320 Don't try me with that. 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:44.839 No, I would really be like arks. 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:47.359 Honestly, I wouldn't pay. 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:49.239 A thirty year old to do my therapy. 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:49.839 Honestly. 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:49.960 Not. 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:52.080 I'm paying my therapist because of thirty year. 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.440 Old exactly know what I mean? Exactly? 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.839 I need it to be like an old, dumpy woman 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:00.880 because actually my therapist is like really fit and game. 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:02.000 How old is your therapist? 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:05.599 I've never asked, but I'm assuming. I'm assuming maybe in 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:09.040 his forties. I used to have a therapist who used 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:11.520 to fall asleep in my sessions. I used to vape 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:12.800 and then fall asleep in my session. 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:13.840 How would you see? 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:15.760 He was older, he was like in his sixties. I'm 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:17.360 sat there talking about my daddy issues. 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.280 Yes, man is like vaping sleep. 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:22.440 Yeah, he's like dad, look at this, look at this. 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:24.080 I can do a bomb. 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:27.200 My therapist was the caterpillar and that Alison would have loved. 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:33.720 I sometimes feel like to be a therapist, your life 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.800 is so draining that like, at the end of the day, 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:40.080 can you really give like your partner that much when 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:42.360 you see like seven clients a day who were all 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:45.320 like going through so much shit. I mean, I also 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:47.200 worry if I was dating a therapist, I'd be like, 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:49.360 I'm a better therapist than you, and so you shouldn't 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:50.080 be a therapist. 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.320 But I think that is also the relationship of like 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:54.600 the therapy relationship. And also to be fair, I say 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:56.400 this about like a therapists, but listen more. I just 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:59.320 told your story about my therapist vaping and falling asleep, 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:00.840 which is like most of. 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:02.280 My exes exactly. 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:06.920 Just smoke and ignore me. Love that love you all, 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:12.520 shout out all my exes love you all. Maybe one 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:14.600 time my therapist and one needs to ape and fall asleep. 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:18.560 He once saw me perform Sayance with his daughter and 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.320 in that show I Get my balls out? 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:23.400 Did he come like did you invite game? When I 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:25.320 Got my balls out? He came all over you invite him? 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:27.240 I think he kind of mentioned it and it was 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:30.680 his daughter's birthday and I was like, yeah, sure, But 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:34.080 like afterwards, I was like, that's actually crossing a boundary. 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:35.440 Yeah, that's quite weird. 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:36.920 You see my balls on stage. 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:39.680 I've never had a therapist who like acknowledges any of 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:40.160 my work. 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:45.520 Really. Yeah, that's a good thing, because your work is trash. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:47.440 What was your friendship group at school? 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.840 Like my friendship group at school? 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:52.600 Like, were you like, were you like an indie boy? 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:54.840 Yeah? We were, like we were kind of Indian between us. 0:08:57.040 --> 0:09:01.439 It was just really popular. Really, yeah, ship. I was 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.160 like the poshest girl in my year but. 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.760 Was friends with everyone, right, okay. 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:08.800 And then had like my you know, very different friendship 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:12.720 friendship groups really, but they're also my best friends. 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:12.920 Now. 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:17.120 Yeah, I want to kill myself. 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:19.000 Honestly, if you had said that to me on a day, 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:20.960 I would have walked out before you would finished the sentence, 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:23.600 would have walked out. I was really popular. I was 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:25.040 the poshous girl I was. 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:27.600 I was popular for a posh girl. It's basically my point. 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:30.800 I wasn't the most because you no. No, No, I 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:33.559 was because the posh girls in my school were less popular. 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:37.080 Like I had the tallest horse. My horse was taller 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:37.640 than everyone else. 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.280 No, I didn't actually tell anyone at school I had 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:41.320 a horse, because that would have meant that I wasn't popular. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:43.680 I'd have put a horse in secret. 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:47.000 That is so an essex. I love that though, because 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:49.640 actually to do what I find those like school dynamics 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:51.840 live forever. I was saying to my friend the other day. 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.160 I was saying that because for us at school, because 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:55.680 I was kind of like mean and popular, but in 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:57.200 that way that I was in the closets, so I 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:58.880 had to be mean to people so they weren't so 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:00.800 mean to me, right, So I always hung out of 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:03.600 like the cool, like pretty girls. Sometimes I'm jealous of 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:05.640 people who were maybe more nerdy at school because they 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.880 had like obsessions and things that they loved. Where it's like, 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:10.160 if you were more popular, it was all about socializing. 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:12.440 So now I grow up and I just care a 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.880 lot about what other people think, because like that has 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.840 been my entire evolution as a person. Like I speaking 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:19.320 to my other friend of the dayho just had a baby, 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:21.840 and she was so that she cares more about like 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.000 what the waitress thinks in the restaurant about her being 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:27.000 a mother than like her partner, and I was. 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:28.000 Like, I get that. 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.000 I get that as well, but I also think it's 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.360 I don't think those people who also had hobbies at 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:36.120 school were not really conscious of what people thought of them. 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.120 Baby. It's like when people say the best yearsual life 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:39.600 are at school, Are you mad? 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:42.400 I got a war on my nose at school, right, 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:44.960 and nobody said a rude word about it to my face, 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:46.880 like people were so scared of you were popular? No, 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.040 and nobody said anything, And I said it was a 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:50.719 rice crispy, And then all people said was like. 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:51.640 Oh, how's your rice crispy? 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:52.040 Wait? 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:53.440 What do you mean you said it was because it 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.480 looked like a rice crispy on the end of my nose. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:57.600 I'm literally about to be sick anyway. 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.760 So then I got the water removed. You get it 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:01.959 from and off. If you've ever ever had a war. 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:03.240 It's really relatable. 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:03.160 Star. 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.079 Yeah, that's I had one on my hand. Obviously I 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:12.400 had gone like that. Actually that year I was playing 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:16.360 Beatrice as well. Much Ado. Anyway, do a number five, 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:19.240 But that's another story. So anyway, the day I went 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:22.360 to go and get my war removed, I went and 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:24.160 got it frozen off. It's a very standard procedure at 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:27.439 the doctor. But I took my mum's phone afterwards, and 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:30.120 on my mum's phone texted all of my best friends 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:34.360 being like, really bad news and Grace's operation went really 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:35.760 wrong and she's actually died. 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:37.679 Shut off. 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:41.920 And then Anna, Ella, Emily and they were all on 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:44.640 the heath being like, oh my god, Grace is dead. 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:45.280 Like oh my god. 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.000 They're like all hang out and well Grace is dead. 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.160 And then like ten minutes later, I was like, psych. 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:53.360 What was it in die? You fucking idiots? 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:55.559 Sorry, they were just like on the heath singing ding dong. 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:56.280 The witch is said. 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:09.480 I actually handed in my notice really congratulations, yeah, like 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:13.679 last week and then what you're leaving? I'm moving back 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:14.439 to my old company. 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:16.600 It's very like gen Z Millennial. 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:19.160 Everyone there is like on the thirty five nice. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:20.520 A lot of them my graduates. 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:24.280 Nice, So it's very social. Yeah, that's nice. 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:27.240 Everyone knows they're living under the thumb of capitalism and 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:28.800 they keep that aware. 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:37.679 So I mean, you don't really look like botseritive capitalism. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:44.880 I could like the thumb. Yeah that's true, that's true. 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.120 Yeah from his daddy. You know. 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:52.600 What, what's your. 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:57.559 You're can ask my political the first day? Oh my days, 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:58.640 that's a red flag. 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:00.120 Really, I think it's. 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.480 Wait, just quickly, when he says that's a red flag, 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:07.520 is he telling you that he's a communist. I don't 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:09.040 know why he thought there was a red flag to 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:10.800 talk about. I mean, you don't want to be like 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:12.559 what three months in and find out you're dating like 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:13.000 a toy. 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:16.480 I had a term the other day called woke fishing. 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:21.240 Right have you heard this term? So it's basically when so. 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:22.760 They're just putting anything in front. 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:24.400 Of fishing no I know. Yeah. 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:26.320 Anyway, So it's basically a girl that I met and 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:28.760 she was like a sort of like she's like feminist 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.559 and like quite like outspoken and stuff. And she started 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:33.280 seeing this guy and he was like, I think it's 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:35.079 amazing what you do. I think it's amazing that you 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:37.840 like your blah blah, sort of making her feel like 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:39.840 he's like on the same page as her. Then they 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:41.480 went on holiday together and he was like, I have 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:42.240 to tell you something. 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:43.640 I'm a conservative. 0:13:44.200 --> 0:13:46.040 But she said that like they've been seeing each other 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.840 like two months, and there was no sort of like 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:51.000 sign of that because he'd been woke fishing her. 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:51.959 So that was a new phrase. 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.000 But then also like, how can you trust that man 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:56.120 because he's lied to you for two months? I know, 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.160 what is the basis of trust? 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:01.199 Would you ever date a Tory because. 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:03.559 You're political, Like it's so important how you see the world, 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:05.160 Like if those things don't line up, then I think 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:08.760 it's really difficult, like when there are discussions about things 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:12.760 on different pages. I did once accidentally suck off a 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:15.400 Tory in the park, okay, but I didn't realize that 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:17.520 here was a Tory. I think, like I was, I 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:18.120 was sucking him. 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:19.360 When did you find out during? 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:20.560 Well, it was during. 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:23.400 Because I was sucking him off and he was like, oh, yeah, 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:26.160 that's good. Oh And I was like, okay, I'm sucking 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:30.280 off Nigel Thornbury like it's actually disgusting, and he kept 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:32.960 being like you naughty boy, and I was like, this 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:35.320 is actually but then the worst part is that, like 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:40.160 afterwards I realized that I'd been kneeling in nettles, no 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.640 bitch nettles. So then I had to be like sacka 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:44.400 jaweya and was there like, hey, can you have me 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:46.200 find a dot leave? And we were like rubbaging for 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:49.080 like adult leave, but he didn't even help. It is 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:51.280 this Tory man watching me find a dot leave with 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:52.080 common my chair. 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:56.880 Could I get the plant burger but without fries? 0:14:57.920 --> 0:14:58.320 The fries? 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.200 Oh yeah, then you can have the Yeah, okay, so 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:02.640 we'll just get the number one. Okay, thank you. It's 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:04.000 because I'm meant to be on a diet. 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:07.000 Why are you doing that to me? 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.680 Because when I've been on tour, I've been like eating 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:12.840 so much shit and drinking every day. So I'm just 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:16.480 trying to like feel a bit healthier. It's not really diet, 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:17.880 it's more like I want to be healthier. 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:20.440 Yeah, I mean to be honest, Like I listened to 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:23.080 that and I was like, and the award for the driest. 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:24.160 Chat goes to Grace Campbell. 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:27.240 Goes to Grace Campbell with the plant burger talking about 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:29.080 how she's not gonna eat fries because she's on a diet. 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:32.400 Yeah, make that makes me that bit makes me sound 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:34.160 like quite dry, I'll be honest. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:35.400 Dry as a plant burger. 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:37.920 Yeah, dry as a plant burger, which was dry as well. 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:40.360 And also then the chips came, and I regretted saying 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:42.280 he could have my chips because I wanted the chips. 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:43.360 But I was like, I'm not going to have one 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:44.920 of his chips because it will make him think like 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:47.400 this is more deep than it is if I have 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:48.240 one of his chips. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:48.880 Do you know what I mean? 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:53.160 Yeah, I actually have this disease. Doctors have recently told me, well, 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:55.320 I can't help but order a side of chips as 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:57.600 well as the chips I get in the meal. Like 0:15:57.760 --> 0:15:59.680 that's actually a disease that I might die from. 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:01.640 But do you know what I mean? Like if I 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:03.760 leant over one of his chips, he'd think were like 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:07.720 fancy was given lady in the tramp. No, it's giving 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.520 like it's it's too intimate to have. 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:13.080 It's not giving lady the tramp. It's given and give 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:13.400 it one of. 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:19.000 Those it's giving grabby grabby oliver twist. 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:26.120 Yeah you got to pick a pocket or yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:26.080 You a dumper or a dumpy or a mix. 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:30.120 No, I'm definitely more like we argue and then we're 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.200 like if this isn't working, but then we talk every 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:33.800 day for like six months after we break up. 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:36.840 Kind of Oh right, okay, you've never had like a 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:40.080 clean break Oh I missed a clean breakup. 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:44.280 Really, that's why you're a therapist. 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:49.480 Dump or dumpy. I prefer people to dump on me. 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:53.800 Then the question what like emotionally or like with ship. 0:16:55.320 --> 0:17:00.240 Scat scat, are you the dumper or the dumpy? 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:04.000 More so get dumped? I think I just don't want 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:07.359 to hurt someone, so I like often wait for I 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:09.080 don't know if I could do it, to be honest, 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:10.240 like I think it'd be. 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:12.280 So awkward, it's so awkward. 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:14.560 I just don't. There's been a few times where i'veet, 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:17.360 like just use one of those lame excuses being there 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:18.679 like it's going for a bit of a hard time 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:20.600 at the moment, which sometimes obviously is true, but. 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:23.280 Like most of the time that isn't true though. 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:25.520 I know, but like when you receive that message, you 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:27.119 have to believe it's true or else you are going 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:27.400 to lease. 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:29.240 I never believe it's true when people say it. 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:30.160