WEBVTT - Installing a Pool Behind Dad's Back

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Garrett, Hey, good morning. What's your phone tap all about?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Sean submitted a phone tap idea to us

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<v Speaker 1>to play on his dad Gary. Now, Sean and his

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<v Speaker 1>family have been asking Dad for a pool in their

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<v Speaker 1>backyard for many years now. So Gary is away on

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<v Speaker 1>business and Sean figured now would be the great time

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<v Speaker 1>to play a phone tap about putting a pool in

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<v Speaker 1>the backyard. So Sean's going to start the call. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be the installer guy and pass on

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<v Speaker 1>pools are expensive. Let's see what happens in today's phone tap. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>hey dad? Good question in the backyard? How do you

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<v Speaker 1>turn the water off? The water off to the backyard?

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<v Speaker 1>What do yours want to? Just want to shut the

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<v Speaker 1>main line? The main line you shut off in the

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<v Speaker 1>in the garage? Why do you need to shut off?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Thanks? That? Whoa yea. One more question. If

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get like heavy machinery, uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like sort of an addictate thing and a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>things in the backyard, how do I do that? What's

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<v Speaker 1>the best way to go in? Have the equipment in

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<v Speaker 1>the backyard. What are you doing going to go through

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<v Speaker 1>the side gate or I don't know, like through the

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<v Speaker 1>house or something. You know, what, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? Have you equipment? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing, Jean? Really quick? If a pipe burst in

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<v Speaker 1>the backyard, like, what am I? What? How the pipe

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<v Speaker 1>burst in the backyard? Shown? No, I mean it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a big I want to handle it. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's not a big deal? How do the pipe

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<v Speaker 1>burst in the backyard? I don't know how to stop it?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you figure out where to turn it off? This

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be bad really quickly. If we don't stop this,

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<v Speaker 1>we're putting up We're putting a pool in the backyard,

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<v Speaker 1>dadd I mean pool. We talked about putting the pool

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<v Speaker 1>in the backyard. I yet, honestly, these questions are not

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<v Speaker 1>really helping, Like, and the pool is happening. We're the

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<v Speaker 1>playing overturn. Okay, so let me just the water. The

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<v Speaker 1>water you turn off in the garage, Sean, Now, what

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<v Speaker 1>the hell are you gonna walk? What am I going

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<v Speaker 1>to hold on that? I'm right, I'm walking down the

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<v Speaker 1>garage that, like, where where's the yelish? It's on the

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<v Speaker 1>left over, it's on the left, Like what is coming up?

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<v Speaker 1>Literally everywhere? Like what the hell are you doing? Kurt

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<v Speaker 1>hits the water off. Hey, sir, sir, hi, are you

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<v Speaker 1>at the water company? I don't work with the water company?

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<v Speaker 1>It's much out. Who are you? Hi? Yeah? No, this

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<v Speaker 1>is Frank's pools. I'm here to put your pool in.

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<v Speaker 1>But there seems to be a problem right now. Your

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<v Speaker 1>son said, there is a problem. The problem is you're

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<v Speaker 1>in my backyard and my son is an idiot who

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<v Speaker 1>gave you permission to go in my backyard and dig

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<v Speaker 1>a hole? You are mister, he's correct, Yes, I'm mister.

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<v Speaker 1>And you have an amex ending in six fosts here.

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<v Speaker 1>They're correct. How the hell do you get my amex olber?

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<v Speaker 1>You paid for it yesterday? We came over. What's the

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<v Speaker 1>situation in my yard right now? All right? Well, we

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<v Speaker 1>got a mound of dirt ready to go. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>little wet and soggy from all the mud because of

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<v Speaker 1>the piper, so dirt back in the hole. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>not going to create a pool for you don't want

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<v Speaker 1>a pool, okay, because I can't. I can't really hear you,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm just making out every other word. God, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to Just a little bit later, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>little one out. Who Oh, this is weird. So you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to pull I've been trying to tell you that, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have to charge you for then, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>paying you a dome Gary. Actually my name is Garret

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<v Speaker 1>from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, and you just

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<v Speaker 1>got phone tapped. I'm not a conference and you're playing

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<v Speaker 1>phone taps with me, playing joke on your mother. She

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't work either. Somebody's got to pay the bills around here.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded

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