WEBVTT - Ep 81: Happy Pre 420 Everyone! 0:00:01.800 --> 0:00:06.000 Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, 0:00:06.160 --> 0:00:09.760 this show where we talk about what's obviously most critically 0:00:09.920 --> 0:00:15.000 crucially important today On This Is Important. Four nineteen is 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:18.000 the weed flup dog. I was so nervous and I 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:22.079 just was farting so much. I had a giant pipe 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:25.799 made out of bike pump. We're here to service the 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:32.520 men out there, and here we go. All right, we're 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:45.159 having fun now. Wait, guys happy four nineteen? Happy? Is 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:49.720 that a way o? Drop? Happy? Boys? Happy? Yeah? Are 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.519 you guys with you and yours on this high holiday? 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:57.680 I am with mine and mine? Yes, sir. Right here, 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:05.839 he's holding up a huge jar of weedy oh dogg. 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.600 And you know I put the fucking fresh pack up 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:13.000 in that ship freshness? Oh damn, you know it. Hey Kyle, 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:17.400 you now you're down in a southern California and you 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:20.959 are a band. Alright? Did you fly down with that 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:24.800 in your suitcase? And if so, can we talk luggage? 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:30.640 Oh dude, we can know the return of the luggage. 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:39.240 Should we talk logging and how to travel with I did? Adam, 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:42.440 thank you so much for asking. I drove down with 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:49.480 my new Samsonite roller bag. All right, SAMSONI how do 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:52.919 we not have a SAMPSONI, oh my god, is sick. 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:56.840 It's got the hard plastic on the outside. You know, 0:01:56.880 --> 0:02:00.720 the hard shell. Dude. I like those meat your luggage 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.880 talk is back. I like those a lot, dude. I've 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:06.320 been trying to up my luggage game. Chloe got me 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:09.360 a bunch of a waste uff talk about it. It's nice. 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:12.079 I like it. I like it, but I want that 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:14.840 hard talk about. Can you charge your phone on in 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:18.360 a way? Yeah? On the older bad? Don't you have 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:22.240 to charge it first? Yeah, it's annoying. And then and 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:24.880 then when you roll it on, they stop you as 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:28.280 if you are a full blown terrorist and it's your 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:32.239 sole purpose is to blow this plane every time, because 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:35.480 it's so it's like the maximum because they can't. They 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:38.120 you're you're not allowed to keep it in your suitcase 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:42.560 while you travel. I'm sorry, what are we talking about? Charger? 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:47.040 You guys are blowing my mind. I just want to 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:51.239 pack my suitcase. Oh my god, the charger in the 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:54.880 in the bag. In the bag. So there's one that's 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:57.600 like it's like inside the bag. It's very handy if 0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:59.880 you could travel with it. But then you go through 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.320 and then every I took it out right away because 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:04.400 I got hassled, and then I just keep it in 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:06.959 my backpack. You're not allowed to keep it in the 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:10.839 suitcase because I guess one got stuck and then got 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:14.440 warm and then they fired a plane somewhere like this 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:17.720 is this, Yeah, but no fire happened. It was just 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:21.800 warm ready for it. This is a way there we go. 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.880 We got a mando that sucks. That's too bad, Yeah, 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:27.600 because it was a good feature, dude, And I love 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:32.359 We're talking luggage on this almost high holiday, dude, I'm excited. 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.960 I love some luggage. Dude. Look at you. You're leaning 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:39.720 in close. Now, is it you zip it in half 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:42.600 and open it? And then are both sides zipped closed 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:47.240 within the opening? Or just one side? That's how I fun. Oh, 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.240 I got the one side right now. But I got 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:52.120 another piece of luggage that has the two sides that 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:56.760 I like that one. Oh my god, I like that 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:58.920 one a little bit better off. Now you're Sam's night 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:01.560 that hard case because I've been look, I'm an eye 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:03.760 in that one. Dude. I saw that, and I'm giving 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:17.760 in some side. I what's that like? Mary? Right? But hey, 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:20.520 that's what all t I I nations thinking about this luggage? Talk? 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:26.440 My god, man, it's four nineteen, it's four eve dude. Yeah. 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:29.279 But see we're looping back around because I thought Adam 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:31.799 was a Were you a to me guy? Adam? What happened? 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:34.400 Oh god, come on? Was it to me? Boy? Thank 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:41.640 you for cute. I have to thank you for bringing 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:48.120 me back in hot hot luggage. But hole, I wasn't 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:51.719 to me guy at all. To me everything, it's too expense. 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:54.200 Did you have monograms? To me? You're not that guy? 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:56.760 Trust we said. One of the first things that she 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.920 was attracted to me about, what attracted me to her 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:06.440 was my monogram. We met on an airplane, right this 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:09.520 booty obviously, but we met on an airplane and she 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:14.480 noticed the monogram matching to me luggage set that I had, 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:17.840 and she was like, oh, this boy's an adult man. 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:20.919 But you know that was like, damn near a decade 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:22.520 ago that I got that set. It's time to re 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:24.520 up my lifestyle. When you got that too, me bag, 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:26.080 I got my too, me bag, I got it in 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:30.479 Grave too. I got the I call it in Grave, 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:34.680 you know, yeah, dude. I also I also misspeak a 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:37.360 lot and saying graves as well. Yeah, it's definitely the 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:40.200 correct way to say it is monogram, But I don't know. 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:45.720 It has to be like a hard yeah, hard surface 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.480 because of is that because of like a gravestone. Do 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:51.560 you think I would guess? Yeah, I think you put 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:54.080 it in your grave. Do you think that it's like 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.839 on grave? It's actually French, it's like on ngrave, like 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:01.360 on guard, but rave as possible, Well, said god Dan. 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.040 You guys are a couple of the smartest dudes I know, 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:07.240 and I believe everything you say. I'm not smart coming in. 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:09.720 This reminds me of the episode of Horcoholics when when 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:14.920 Blake was saying the word garage comes from go rage, 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:19.000 and I'm like, absolutely, Jesus Christ, your genius and the 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:28.160 derbs der's a snows what's um? I want to know 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:32.240 what Adams drinking because he is on fire right now. 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:35.040 Like just even your look, even by the way, not 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:37.799 even just when you're talking, when you're waiting to talk, 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:43.520 you look amped in babies sucking jazz about log Well, 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:47.359 I'm actually really tired right now. That's why I'm But 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:49.720 I saw a big ass glug glug of some go 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:52.800 juice huh, this is this is go juice? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.240 but I'm it's like I'm half the way through it, 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:57.960 so it's it's not full steamed and you are it's 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:02.719 five if it's after five, um and you're in Hollywood, California, 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:08.000 five twenty on four nineteen. Yeah, I did five hours 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:13.080 of voiceover of me as a reindeer today and that 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:16.160 takes an idea, and that we're down in the Orange Counting. 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:19.000 We just drove up and uh, you know, it's quite 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.240 the day of v O from it. Can we hear 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:23.640 which reindeer you are? Or is that under wraps? Yeah? 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:26.239 Is that spoiler? Is that under it's a new reindeer? 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:34.120 It's a new reindeer's let's sprits. Okay, you're so you're 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:40.360 so close, Kyle, and I cannot divulce. I cannot divulge, dude. 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:44.360 But no, let's talk luggage, dude, because I want to 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:46.800 talk about why you're still drinking it. If you've done 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:49.160 here's what I will ask. Let me ask you about 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:51.880 luggage here. Really Okay, yeah, let's talk lugged. No, let's 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:54.160 talk this is like a fucking arm wrestling, because I 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:55.760 have a real thing unless you have a real thing. 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:56.920 Do you have a real thing? Because I have a 0:07:56.920 --> 0:08:00.400 real thing. Dirty, dirty, I got a real question. Get real, 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:04.960 Get remember the moment where it used to be just 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:07.360 too Someone just came in my room. No, thank you, 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:11.360 get the flip the fuck. I don't know what's happening. Um, 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:14.400 So he's had a hotel right now, I'm at a hotel. 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:18.080 Dirs is at a hotel in Mexico, in Mexico, super 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:21.680 dope art. Hey, people keep coming into his room. It's 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:26.800 it's a made for turndown surface. Maybe he's painting the picture. 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:30.000 I appreciate it. But so I have a good story 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:34.439 about Mexico. Alright, go we remember when luggage, No, please 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:38.199 tell us more about luggage. We remember when luggage came 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:42.840 in with the two wheels right, and then suddenly suddenly 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:47.320 it was four and you dragged it completely upright. But 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:49.960 you can still drag it on two. And that blew 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.280 my fucking mind. I know. But do you drag it 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:55.040 on four or do you drag it on too? Still? Well, 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:57.240 if I have, may I speak on this? Man, I 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:00.480 speak on this. I got the Sampson Sampson with the 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:03.679 four rollers, first roller bag I've had with four and 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:07.719 god damn man, I'm using all four. I'm using all four. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:12.760 But it makes you. I love it. It's so smooths 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.200 you walk kind of like upright as it was like 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:18.719 nice and like rugged, raging it with you. You're a 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:22.520 man with a bag like it, well forever for years. 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:26.600 I'm only probably like three years into taking an actual 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:28.880 roller bag. And by the way, Blake is laughing because 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:31.040 he's a Duffel bag boy. We'll get to that. Go 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:34.640 ahead at him. Absolutely, yeah, he is a duffel bag 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:39.079 bag boy. He's a weekender. I was a Duffel bag 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:43.200 boy for years until I started to travel all the time. 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.120 And then when I would go on tour and do 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:47.720 stand up and you're in a different city every night, 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:50.240 and then you gotta have this fucking Duffel bags the 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:54.240 whole time. It becomes like points like you're working out 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:57.000 when you're just so fucking tired. You gotta have a 0:09:57.080 --> 0:10:01.960 roller roller, man, you gotta have the roller back. Sometimes 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:03.560 I'll do a duffle every once in a while, THO 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:07.520 would just switch it. Hey a nice leather dude, So 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:13.800 it's that stinky, leathery Duffele Corey Duffel. Shout out absolutely, 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:19.120 Wait is there a Corey Duffle. Who's Corey Duffl, Guy, 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:24.680 he's a conquer Shout out to Corey Duffle. Big shout 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:27.560 out to Corey Duffle. It's Corey Duffy. But we were 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.120 we were making a pun man at his points. It's 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:32.520 not very fun. Hey, I know a guy named Duffy. 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:34.880 Shout out to him. Wait, his name is Corey Duffle. 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.800 What are you talking about, skater from Conquered? Are you 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:39.200 talking about the dude who fucking had the Catholic comb 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:42.440 song in his part? See, this is why we can't. 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:44.440 This is why we can't. You know, we're trying to 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:47.640 make a podcast for everybody, not specifically one guy in 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:50.240 the Bay Area that you guys can't remember what his 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:59.400 name is. Come on now, happy four Duffle, Happy smoke 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:03.080 weed one of the two best things about Corey Duffle. Now, 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:06.400 now we're not done talking luggage. Okay, he goes hard, 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:09.960 he goes hard, and he's still in the game. And 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:14.360 he's from Conquered, that's yea, And he still in the 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:18.760 game Corey Duffle anyway, and from con he's still in 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:24.520 the game, Kyle. This all goes back to happy almost 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:30.680 holidays and you traveled with your weed. What did you pack? 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:32.920 How did you pack it? Did you pack it something 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.720 that's a whole different animal, not a big deal? Did 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:39.120 you pack it some way special? Or I was driving Playboy? 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:40.880 So you just put it in the bag. You didn't 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.640 wrap anything. Put it in the passenger seat, Yeah, just 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:46.440 in the front seat with you. Did you buckle it? 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:48.360 Put it in the passenger seat because I'm smoking the 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:54.480 whole goddamn way, doggy like it's a like, it's a 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:57.520 it's a passenger like a baby. Yeah, buckled put in 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:00.760 a car seat? Now, are you worried because you can't 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:03.160 get a d u Y? I think about this. I smoke. 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:06.160 I smoke weed in the car fairly often as well, 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:09.480 you know. But I think every time, I'm like, is 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:11.000 this how I'm going to get a duy? And that 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.040 that'd be the shittiest way to get a du I 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:18.560 because I'm not I'm not swerved and I'm not anything. Yeah, 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:20.960 how do they how do they test that? Is it 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:23.400 d u I or is it different? Is it the 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:28.200 same as a same level of as according to the law. Yeah, 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:29.959 I think it's the same offense. But is it a 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.880 d w I. What's the difference between d you are 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:35.200 and a d w I. The letters it's d U 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:39.760 I driving under the influence? Hello, no, thank you. Just 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:41.840 let him clean? Does let him come in and clean 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:45.240 that fucking hotel? Just let him clean? Same in Spanish dude, 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:49.559 someone's getting lost in translation where I say revoir friend 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:54.480 o French friendo. If I could loop back to my 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:57.560 story Mexico, there was one time when I was in 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:01.720 Rosa Rito for a little vacation and um, not real, 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:05.000 it's true, it's true, and I was watching this boxing match, 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:08.440 ended up getting really really hammered and went and passed 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:12.120 out on my bed, and a dude got was so 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:15.240 fucked up that he wandered into my room at night 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:20.200 with me and my girl at the time. And I 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:22.040 handled it so well. It could have just been a 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:25.560 murderer coming in to kill us, and I very calmly 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:28.240 just was like, dude, you're in the wrong room, turned 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:30.360 him around and kicked him out the door. It was 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:32.920 the It was probably I never handled anything better in 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:37.000 my entire life, thank you. But so maybe that's a 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:39.560 common courtesy in Mexico. People just kind of wandering into 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:42.480 the room. You had a perfect opportunity to kill someone, 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:47.319 and you passed up. I was gonna say, gonna say 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:51.800 you had the shot, you didn't take it. Take it. 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:58.319 Take the shot. Shot a guy follows you in your room. 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:02.319 You couldn't do any into this guy. It, truly, he 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:04.760 woke me up out of my sleep. I didn't have 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:08.040 time to think exactly. So why didn't you take a 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:10.520 lamp and smash it over his head and then stab 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:17.240 him thirty You would have been involved in some ship 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.120 had you done that. Bro, you did a great job. 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:22.120 These guys are joking, but I'm being serious. You did 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:24.440 a great job. You know what the Mexican authorities would 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:26.680 have done if they found out that a man came 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:28.520 into your head around in the middle of the night 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:30.680 and you smashed the lamp on his head, then you 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:33.600 took the shard and stabbed it in his neck thirty 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:36.800 five times. They would have camped you a picture of 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:41.680 Margarita's and said so sorry about that guacamole on us 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:44.960 for the weekend. Hey, bro, maybe I should have done it. 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:47.360 That's my bad, but I felt like I will you 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:51.640 step out this whole action like you said you woke 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.000 up to a man in your house in your room, yes, Like, 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:57.320 but how did you get there? It was I must 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:59.600 have forgot to lock the lock the door when I 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:01.880 went to bed because it was like this night of 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:04.440 a big boxing match and I had a lot of 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:09.120 Margarita's ended up passing out on the hotel bed and 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:13.000 so this was like three am or four am. The 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:17.160 witching for the door open. How did he come into 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:19.240 the door? That's what I'm asking, That's what I'm asking. 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:22.000 There are specific keys. How did he come into your room? 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:24.840 Here's how I think Blake is a nice guy. He 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:29.840 probably met him earlier than night. Was like, yeah, yeah, 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:32.880 I did. I bet Blake was handing out his keys, 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:35.160 just kind of being in Mexicobe and like, hey, if 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:37.920 I ever want to, if you ever want to, dude, 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:42.280 I'm out of the country. Yeah, I found my unicorn. 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:48.120 You're my unicorn. You're coming up. What's the deal? Though? 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.880 How do you get in the room? It was rossa Rito, 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:52.280 so I think it was kind of like an older 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:56.480 charming hotel, Like, it wasn't electronic locks. I don't think 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:59.400 I locked the door. Do you think you put that 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.320 like the the slider thing over to keep the door opened. 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:04.400 By accident, Maybe it could have been that as well. 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:07.240 I mean I I stumbled into the room and passed 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:09.840 out on the bed. Yeah, and your significant other was 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:15.760 the same Yeah, same, Yes, you could have left the 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.360 door wide open. You don't even know if you closed it. 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:21.360 There's no confirmation of me or he kicked the door 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:24.080 open and I don't remember. Yeah. I can see Blake 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:28.120 just propping his door open with all of his expensive belonging. 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:32.960 Yeah right, Samson tossed the Duffel bag in front of 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:35.960 the door. Everything that's worth any amount of money. He 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:38.880 just uses it to prop the door open. Hey, man, 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:44.280 because it's hot as fuck, just turn on the A C. No, 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:47.240 I can't do that. So describe this guy so we 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:50.000 can understand the intimidation level and that sort of thing, 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.160 like did he have corn rows? No? No, he just 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:55.520 kind of I don't really recall the man's face. I 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:57.960 just know he like stumbled in and looked super just 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:00.840 like he wasn't there and I was. They were like, dude, 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:03.240 what the funk are you doing in here? Like this 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:05.200 is not your room? What's he wearing? What's he wearing? 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:09.679 How tall, how heavy? I was sunglasses at night? Like, 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:12.080 what are we dealing with her? I was equally fucked up. 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:15.879 How do you remember then? Because I distinctly remember escorting 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:17.480 the man out and then being like, Yo, a guy 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:19.199 just came in here and I just kicked him out 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:22.199 of the room. Was he dressed in all silk? You 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:25.399 don't remember anything? Did he have a backpack? A Toomey bag? 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:29.000 Roller bag? What kind of bag is he wearing? An astronaut? 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:33.120 Remember when a few weeks ago Kyle said that in 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:35.879 his family, you don't ruin a good story with the 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:40.920 truth shut. Maybe you shouldn't have ruined Yeah, you shouldn't 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:44.480 have ruined this story with your with your lack of memory. 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:48.960 So he had a disco ball for a head, clown shoes, 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:55.359 hammer pants, and a Duffel bag. Man, that's a disco 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:58.720 ball for the head. Bro that's a good looking look. 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:04.679 It's four nineteen. I like about like the visual, like 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:08.959 everything about that. Anything goes brother and Kyle, what are 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:11.400 we looking at? Are you not trailer right now? Man? Yeah, dude, 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:13.920 I'm down in Burbank. I'm chilling at my brother's house. 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:16.800 So you're in You're not in a trailer. You're in 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:19.480 a narvy. I mean I am in a trailer. No, 0:18:19.560 --> 0:18:21.920 this is a trailer. It's a toy, holler, it's a 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:25.280 it's what he takes to that. He puts his motorcycles 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:28.680 in here, takes it to the desert, you know. Okay, now, 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:33.040 and I think I totally would sleep in the trailer 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:35.159 in the front of your brother's house as well. But 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:39.080 just like Cody from Step by Step right now there, 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:42.200 let's not even go there. Oh that's not a good thing. Huh. 0:18:42.200 --> 0:18:46.800 What happened to that guy? He murderer right, beat his wife? Yeah, 0:18:48.200 --> 0:18:51.960 maybe when he was sleeping. So you know, we don't 0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:54.560 know the whole story in Mexico. Yeah, i'm him before 0:18:54.640 --> 0:19:05.280 that happened. Why aren't you in your brother's house? He 0:19:05.440 --> 0:19:08.159 just was like, now you're staying out there? That's a 0:19:08.160 --> 0:19:11.840 great question. Um No, he doesn't have a No, he 0:19:11.880 --> 0:19:14.200 doesn't have This is easier, it's easier. It's like I 0:19:14.240 --> 0:19:17.000 can come and go as I please. I don't know. 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:19.960 I don't know. I can come and go easier. Half 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:22.680 and half are you coming? Oh? Yeah? Is that your 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:27.360 beat off? What is the reason that's going on? Beat off? Shack? Yeah, 0:19:27.880 --> 0:19:34.000 I need autonomy. Bro A, k A like you, thank you. 0:19:34.200 --> 0:19:39.080 He needs that strong strong wifis signaled and did I 0:19:39.160 --> 0:19:40.919 would love for you to start beating off in your 0:19:41.040 --> 0:19:42.960 RV and it like hits the neutral and you just 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:46.240 start rolling down the street. You have no idea because 0:19:46.240 --> 0:19:48.680 you have like your oculus on of course we know. 0:19:48.880 --> 0:19:51.760 Oh my gosh, so you told your brother, did the 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:54.119 did the oculus have a seat in the car. No, 0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:56.280 he's got I got to sleep on the couch. Man, 0:19:56.320 --> 0:19:57.720 I don't really want to sleep on the couch. This 0:19:57.760 --> 0:20:00.240 has a bed because he's got the other kid. The 0:20:00.320 --> 0:20:02.199 kids got their beds, he's got his beds. I'm not 0:20:02.200 --> 0:20:03.919 gonna sleep like a head to toe with my bro. 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:08.120 And I had his spare bedroom and I'm like, well, 0:20:08.359 --> 0:20:10.960 just go inside. No, no, this is it. I'm not here. 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:12.960 But this place right where I am right now is 0:20:13.000 --> 0:20:17.359 actually the where we were when um my wife's water 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:23.919 broke when we had our first kid. Yeah, because because 0:20:24.000 --> 0:20:26.479 and I couldn't stop farting. I remember, I was so 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:29.480 nervous and I just was farting so much. You know what, 0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:32.119 And we should take this opportunity, Kyle to tok of 0:20:32.160 --> 0:20:35.119 the men out there about what happens when your wife's 0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:37.360 water breaks and what you can do, what you're going 0:20:37.400 --> 0:20:40.680 through emotionally, what happens, Because you guys have all had 0:20:41.080 --> 0:20:44.000 we're here to service the men out there. Dr brought 0:20:44.040 --> 0:20:47.000 to you by Dr Pepper said, what happened to your body's? 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:51.600 Kyle immediately released all the flaglens within his body bro 0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:54.439 so much, so much. But I was nervous, and I 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:56.879 was very scared because we were displaced because of the 0:20:56.920 --> 0:20:59.560 fires too. I was really under the gun. Yeah, you 0:20:59.640 --> 0:21:02.199 had him going on. So do you think it was 0:21:02.359 --> 0:21:05.080 your nurse or do you think your body's like syncd up, 0:21:05.119 --> 0:21:08.400 you know how like women when they're together, they had 0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:10.679 their peers at the same time. Do you think that 0:21:10.760 --> 0:21:14.240 your body sinked up? Yes? I think exactly whatever Adam saying. 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:16.199 And she was trying to push a baby out, and 0:21:16.240 --> 0:21:18.360 your body was like I'll push out whatever I can. 0:21:18.640 --> 0:21:21.959 You were bleeding out of your butt. Yep. I barely 0:21:21.960 --> 0:21:25.680 heard you at him, but I know that it's exactly true. 0:21:25.320 --> 0:21:30.639 Her water broken. Your diarrhea Zac pop, Yes that yes, yes, 0:21:30.720 --> 0:21:33.199 that's it. My part in it out parted out the diarrhea. 0:21:33.280 --> 0:21:37.200 Can you never say that again? Wait, but Kyle, really, 0:21:37.280 --> 0:21:40.400 why why is that part of the memory? What? Why 0:21:40.480 --> 0:21:43.960 were you like, why did you tell us that you were? Like? 0:21:44.040 --> 0:21:46.280 Why is that part of the memory? Why? Bro? It 0:21:46.400 --> 0:21:53.240 was nuts, Like what I'm telling more nineteen, man, had 0:21:53.280 --> 0:21:55.800 you eaten something that day or not? We had some 0:21:55.920 --> 0:21:58.520 fucking We had some fucking like it was like some 0:21:58.680 --> 0:22:04.000 squash spaghetti for dinner or something. Oh my god, put 0:22:04.000 --> 0:22:06.840 her over the edge and it was like, Okay, this 0:22:07.000 --> 0:22:10.720 is happening. And then when she was like, dude, it 0:22:10.760 --> 0:22:14.800 was hilarious and it was so funlarious. Well that's when 0:22:14.840 --> 0:22:17.320 I knew when she got real, because she was laughing 0:22:17.400 --> 0:22:19.800 up until we were on the way to the hospital 0:22:19.880 --> 0:22:22.760 and I was still farting, and then she started to 0:22:22.800 --> 0:22:27.920 get really mad at how bad. It's like, I'm like, oh, 0:22:28.040 --> 0:22:31.399 she's fucking hurting because this is not funny anymore to her. 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:35.800 She's probably really trying to go through something. So wait 0:22:35.840 --> 0:22:38.120 where you did you guys get into a legit fight 0:22:38.160 --> 0:22:41.400 where it's like stop parting, motherfucker and you're like I 0:22:41.440 --> 0:22:45.400 can't stop partying, and the doctor's like, actually, keep farting. 0:22:46.280 --> 0:22:49.200 It's helping. It's good for helping. It's part of it. 0:22:50.200 --> 0:22:52.960 The pheromones. We need the pheromones, they tell the baby. 0:22:53.000 --> 0:22:56.000 They fight his way out. I feel one knows, let's 0:22:56.040 --> 0:22:58.359 get this baby out of the baby just picks his 0:22:58.440 --> 0:23:00.959 head out and he crawls right back in. What are 0:23:00.960 --> 0:23:04.520 you doing? He shakes, He shakes his head no and 0:23:05.920 --> 0:23:09.720 SLINKs back in water trash. It was a farty birth 0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:12.000 the baby. I love it. Yeah, it was just it 0:23:12.080 --> 0:23:15.880 was what it was, man, And you know when did 0:23:15.880 --> 0:23:20.159 the farting stop? Honestly, I had to still waiting for 0:23:20.200 --> 0:23:23.560 its Yeah I'm still farting, but I did. I had to. 0:23:23.880 --> 0:23:26.000 It was tough. It was hard to. I needed to 0:23:26.040 --> 0:23:29.280 ship somewhere. It was like, you know, pizza, so you 0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:32.600