1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: My parents want me to marry my sister. My sister 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: is up for it. But that's not even the worst part. Okay, 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 1: So first off, you have the parents or are that crazy? Yeah, hey, 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:12,960 Speaker 1: you got the sister that's that crazy. Hey. Op, he 5 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: can't help it if he's just so freaking hot. Oh, gravy, 6 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:21,960 Speaker 1: gravy just getting that sister is on step sis minus 7 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: the step. It's called a. I guess a flat cis 8 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 1: no step? Yeah, no elevation, horizontal, horizontal, horizontal, Oh that's 9 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 1: what That's what they'll be doing horizontal soon in this store. 10 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:42,320 Speaker 1: They get married. Gotta seal the deal, gotta consummate that marriage. 11 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:45,879 Speaker 1: I get some little uh some little, some little deformed 12 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:50,600 Speaker 1: babies in there, you know, you know, like Prince William, Prince, Yeah, 13 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 1: like the royal family. Yeah, this will sound unbelievable to 14 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 1: those not from my country. Oh God, all right here, guys, 15 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: it's about to be unbelievable. About to get Uh. I 16 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 1: guess I guess this is I'm I'm imagining that this 17 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: is more common in whatever this guy's count in place 18 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:15,320 Speaker 1: in country. All I can say is that it is real. 19 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: When I was five, my parents brought my dad's friend's 20 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 1: daughter about three to live with me and sister. Why seven. 21 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 1: Ex's family was poor and couldn't support their children. They 22 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 1: had six. That is a lot. That's a lot. So 23 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: they sent X here because they really trust my parents. 24 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: So like, all right, we got six kids. Hey, let's 25 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:35,959 Speaker 1: just ship one of them off. Yeah, we're gonna slept 26 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 1: one of Yeah, well, thanks buddy. We'll play survivor for 27 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: a couple of weeks and see who comes out on top. 28 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: And he's voted off the island. I'm sorry, little Timmy, 29 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: it is you. What did they say a survivor? I forget. 30 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: I was more of a naked and afraid kind of guy. 31 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: You've been voted off the island. I'm sorry, little Timmy. 32 00:01:56,080 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 1: You've been voted off the island. But you're beanbag throwing skills. 33 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: We're so far. I'm so sorry. X and Y and 34 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,800 Speaker 1: I grew up together, and my parents were awesome to 35 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: all three of us. I had a lot of fun 36 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 1: growing up, and I'm extremely close to my family. I'm 37 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 1: now twenty nine. Three years back, I went abroad for 38 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 1: my master's and then went back to my country. There, 39 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 1: I met girl Pee and we fell in love. And 40 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:26,800 Speaker 1: she fell in love with my Pee. Pee. Oh God, 41 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: I'd like to propose soon, and it felt like this 42 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: would be a good time to introduce Pe to my family. 43 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: Why I already knew of her and Pe just graduated. 44 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 1: So this weekend I told my family that I would 45 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: like for them to meet someone special and set up 46 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: a video call. Ooh, no idea who they were expecting. 47 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: But when they realized Pee was my girlfriend, everything blew 48 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 1: the freak up. God, what You're not marrying your sister? 49 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:59,359 Speaker 1: How dare you? Why do you think we did n't know. 50 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: There's an old saying keep it in the family, and 51 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 1: if you can't keep it in the family, keep it 52 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: within the extended family. Yea cousins. Next, apparently they had 53 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: already discussed and arranged my marriage with X years back. Wow, 54 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 1: so X is the dad's friend's daughter, the adopted sister. Yeah, adopted, Okay, 55 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,959 Speaker 1: and she was the one that I would have to marry. 56 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: X was aware of it, and her father told her 57 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: so if he had no idea, and they raised them together. 58 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: I know, siblings. That's kind of weird. Dynamic Q lots 59 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 1: of screaming and yelling, including some choice words from X. 60 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: To p about how she's a modern girl euphanism in 61 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 1: my culture for sluts, Oh, such modern teas. So at 62 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: the times this one I heard, you really have a 63 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: taste for what do they call it in that home 64 00:03:56,040 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 1: country of hers? Blow jobs? Cock cock. They said, how 65 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: this modern girl must be after me for my money 66 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: even though she comes from a much richer family. Wow. 67 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 1: I was just too shocked to react initially. The next 68 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 1: day I told my parents that I look at X 69 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: as family, which makes sense because they were raised as 70 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: brother and sister. Yes. Yes. They started saying ridiculous things 71 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: like we've never let her into my room, which apparently 72 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: why was allowed, and drawing all sorts of other parallels 73 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 1: between X and Y, trying to demonstrate why X wasn't 74 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,600 Speaker 1: like my sister. So it's like he has like like 75 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,599 Speaker 1: why is his real sister? And it's like, hey see 76 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: we did this differently. How could you think of her 77 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,039 Speaker 1: as a sister even though she was raised in the 78 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 1: same roof as you childhood, as your sister. We need 79 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 1: it's not like she is your sister. We just raised 80 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: her like like your sister. Come on, two different things. 81 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,599 Speaker 1: They also said stuff like no one could understand me 82 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 1: better than X, and that she will keep the family together. Well, 83 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,479 Speaker 1: P will alienate me from them. They also told me 84 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:03,600 Speaker 1: that I ruining the family. Yeah, yeah, he's really ruining 85 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 1: the family. Forgive me for being old fashioned, but if 86 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: you want your son to marry his sister, at least 87 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 1: give him a heads up. At least be like, come on, hey, buddy, 88 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: you see you see your sister totally meets some modern 89 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 1: girl that knows all the ways of the tongue exactly 90 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 1: uses an iPhone. Oh yeah, my god, what is she 91 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: looking on that iPhone? Modern things? Fuck? X also cried 92 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: NonStop and then shut herself in the room, accusing me 93 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 1: of not wanting her only because she was poor, amongst 94 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: other things. She also said that no one from her 95 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: village would marry her now because her family has told 96 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: everyone back home that she's going to marry me. How 97 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 1: does everyone know except Op? Literally villages of people know that. 98 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,799 Speaker 1: They're like, hey, did you hear that OP is getting 99 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: with X? Oh yeah, of course Tom told me five 100 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,360 Speaker 1: years ago. I would have thought that it would have 101 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,839 Speaker 1: gotten to Op at some point. It's the talk of 102 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: the town. Yeah, read all about it, Read all about it. 103 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,839 Speaker 1: Oh is gonna marry X, but he has no idea. 104 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 1: Maybe it's like a classic uh like classic redditor situation 105 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 1: where they're like the redditors just not getting the social 106 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 1: cues and everyone knows that they're like meant for each other. 107 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,440 Speaker 1: And then X was making passes at but he's just 108 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 1: totally oblivious. He's like, I had no idea that she 109 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 1: was into me. Yes, Like it's funny how when she 110 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: was just because she was my sister, I guess, and 111 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,640 Speaker 1: I just thought I thought she wouldn't be into me 112 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,359 Speaker 1: or something weird. I thought I fought our makecout sessions 113 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 1: were just like playing around. Yeah, totally, you know, I 114 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 1: keep it profession My sister was not aware of any 115 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:40,600 Speaker 1: of this either. Okay, at least one other person someone else. Now. 116 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,920 Speaker 1: I told X, I don't care that no one will 117 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:47,719 Speaker 1: marry her from our village, which is likely a possibility thing. 118 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: I mean, they're the ones that told me I don't 119 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,240 Speaker 1: care that her life is ruined. I also told my 120 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 1: parents I won't ruin my life for them to be 121 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,600 Speaker 1: able to keep their word. Ex's father is coming to 122 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,680 Speaker 1: our house once he's able to transport. Restrictions are still 123 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: in place, but he had a long phone call with 124 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,040 Speaker 1: my parents. I'm sure a lot of emotional blackmail is 125 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 1: to follow, and I already feel really guilty about X 126 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,600 Speaker 1: because she's a nice girl. My sister is on my side. 127 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 1: But even if my parents cut me off and at 128 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 1: the risk of X ruining your life, I am not 129 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:22,200 Speaker 1: going ahead with this at all. So am I the 130 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 1: a hole. There's some quick updates, but really quick, John, 131 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,000 Speaker 1: what do you think what would you do in this 132 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 1: situation if you were supposed to marry your sister and 133 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,360 Speaker 1: you actually realized that maybe you wanted to marry the 134 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,320 Speaker 1: hotty that you met elsewhere outside of your family instead, 135 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,120 Speaker 1: And what would you guys do? Put in the college. Yeah, 136 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 1: i'mna be honest. I might need y'all's help on this 137 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: one in a comment section, cause uh, I mean, I 138 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 1: truly think that Op did everything that he could do, 139 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 1: which is like, I'm not good. It's just so crazy 140 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: how people have these wild scenarios that are like, just 141 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,160 Speaker 1: just do this massive, just to do this communication, and 142 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:01,200 Speaker 1: it's like, I'm not gonna mayle my sister marry my 143 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 1: sister changed the fabric of my life in this like 144 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 1: unimaginably insane way. Just to appease you. Yeah. And also 145 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 1: some people were asking, and Opie said, it's from a 146 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:15,880 Speaker 1: Southeast Asian country. Okay, but no names and none of 147 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: the other It's interesting, but like absolutely an insane ask. 148 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,160 Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't. I mean, I guess cultural 149 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 1: differences or whatever, but I don't really care what country 150 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,119 Speaker 1: you're from. Like, you shouldn't have to marry your sister. 151 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: How dared you? Sam? I'm gonna go all the people 152 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:35,840 Speaker 1: I may get canceled. Who are splift your boxes? All 153 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 1: of Alabama? Yeah, ye, we heard a loud and clear cowboy. 154 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 1: I know what would you do if you were forced 155 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 1: to marry your sister? H put your answers at the 156 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,520 Speaker 1: Collins below. We love you, we miss you. We honestly 157 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,880 Speaker 1: we love you like our brothers and sisters, but not 158 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:57,559 Speaker 1: that much. All yeah, not married? Yeah, all right, I'll 159 00:08:57,559 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: see you soon. My roommate stole all of my stuff, 160 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 1: so I stole something worse, her identity. I mean, that's 161 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,839 Speaker 1: a pretty strong thing to steal in identity. Theft is 162 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,800 Speaker 1: not a joke, Jim. Back when I was in college, 163 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 1: I had a roommate that I had met intro week 164 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,600 Speaker 1: over the summer. We'd hit it off, decided it would 165 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 1: be perfect, and it was until it wasn't. So brought 166 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,640 Speaker 1: my TV from home and my parents paid for cable 167 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:24,439 Speaker 1: for the room. If I came home and she was 168 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,760 Speaker 1: watching TV, I didn't mind. Then I just asked for 169 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,560 Speaker 1: the remote and she'd tell me her show was on 170 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 1: in three hours and I couldn't use my own TV. 171 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: Excuse me, bro, her parents got the TV. She can't 172 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,280 Speaker 1: use her own TV? Come out next. I had a 173 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,640 Speaker 1: storage bin full of snacks I'd buy when my mom 174 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,080 Speaker 1: would send me some money, just cereal, granola bar, you know, 175 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,400 Speaker 1: college craft. I go home for a weekend and then 176 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:47,000 Speaker 1: she would eat everything everything I'm talking literally every single 177 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,200 Speaker 1: food item in the bed and then leave me with 178 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:53,000 Speaker 1: nothing popper in the window. She wouldn't even tell me 179 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,280 Speaker 1: she had done it. I just find everything empty and no. 180 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,160 Speaker 1: She never offered me money or replaced anything. I tried 181 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,959 Speaker 1: talking to her about it, but when that didn't work, 182 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,800 Speaker 1: I decided to get Petty. Petty, We're Bay, we love it. 183 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 1: She'd leave her ID everywhere, and I started taking it 184 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:07,280 Speaker 1: and hiding it so she would have to get a 185 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 1: new one from the office. It costs twenty dollars every 186 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,280 Speaker 1: time she had to replace it. I must have stolen 187 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 1: at least four hundred dollars worth of her ID cards 188 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,320 Speaker 1: and she never realized. She just thought she kept dropping them. 189 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,000 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. At the end of the year when 190 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Speaker 1: we moved out, I packed up and was out first. 191 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,360 Speaker 1: After I'd moved out all my boxes and cleaned up, 192 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,280 Speaker 1: she left to go somewhere and I left all of 193 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:30,440 Speaker 1: her misplaced ID cards on the desk on her side 194 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,120 Speaker 1: of the room. Dude, that's like your joker card, you 195 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,760 Speaker 1: know what. Yeah, it's like, ah, I have done the deed. 196 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,040 Speaker 1: I have done the crime. Now you see it, Now 197 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:38,520 Speaker 1: you see it.