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Speaker 1: We're gonna get you started this week with a brand

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Speaker 1: new full show. Thanks for being here. It's Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Today on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: And today we've got seductive robots on a new loser line.

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Speaker 1: We got the most green flag thing a guy can

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Speaker 1: put in his dating profile. Oh and it has phone

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Speaker 1: tap character from me.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I don't know this phone tap character will ever

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Speaker 2: be back, but oh it's gonna be cool spanished like

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Speaker 2: Marla was there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So before we get to the full show, let's

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Speaker 1: get some comments. What do we got? All right?

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Speaker 3: Well we got trench Anon said I go to sleep

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Speaker 3: to these now every night.

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Speaker 2: You are officially my dopamine for better or worse.

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Speaker 1: The sleep was kind of a insult. Yeah right, but

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Speaker 1: the made a compliment, so I'm back high.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I made one of them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And then we got I gotta read this just

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Speaker 3: because the name is Mulligan, A Muller, I don't know,

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Speaker 3: Oh is that what that is?

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Speaker 2: Mulligan.

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Speaker 3: I'm a huge devoted fan of Brook and Jeffrey all

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Speaker 3: the way from Ethiopia. Your showing so much laughter, energy

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Speaker 3: and pure joint in my life. I can't go a

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Speaker 3: day without it. I remember almost every episode because each

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Speaker 3: one is unforgettable and keeps me coming back for more.

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Speaker 5: Wow, I don't even remember.

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Speaker 1: I know, I don't either. Our producer will ask us,

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Speaker 1: you know when we did the thing, and I'm like.

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Speaker 5: No idea. I don't know.

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Speaker 6: We just didn't start, no idea.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, sending love and appreciation from Ethiopia. Keep doing

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Speaker 3: what you do best.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for sharing those such kind words.

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Speaker 1: We'll hope you love the show as much as we

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Speaker 1: love you. Yes, starting to sound desperate. Let's get this

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Speaker 1: started right now.

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Speaker 7: Breaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Oh god, you guys probably heard this already. Paul Broom

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Speaker 8: died that someone you know, I don't think someone someone

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Speaker 8: we know, famous Paul that we didn't remember.

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Speaker 9: To make me.

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Speaker 8: Repeat this the broommeister, Paul Broom.

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Speaker 10: You know he lives in London, Alexis Jimney Sweep.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god. Wow, Okay, fine, you know what, maybe

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Speaker 8: people don't know who he is, but they will because

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Speaker 8: he used to joke around with his family that when

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Speaker 8: he does pass away, he wanted a Snickers themed coffin. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: he just got his wish.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's the packaging of Snickers and it says I'm nuts.

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Speaker 1: On the side, could you not love this?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it should say You're not you and you're dead.

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Speaker 8: They passing the picture around. We're gonna put it up

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Speaker 8: on our instant stories at broken, Jeffrey. But the coffin

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Speaker 8: really does look like a Snickers bar wrapper, and on

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Speaker 8: the side of it, in big letters, it says I'm

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Speaker 8: nuts and that Snickers font Yes, it like.

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Speaker 6: Is he could have like caramel filling the hole.

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Speaker 1: He should hopefully, and that man is going to the

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Speaker 1: good place in the sky.

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Speaker 8: And his family says Paul was one of life's true characters,

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Speaker 8: and his Snicker's farewell needed to reflect that.

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Speaker 7: Brook.

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Speaker 8: Does this give you any ideas? Do we need to

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Speaker 8: curl you up into a circle and stuff you inside

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Speaker 8: a Reese's cup when you're all.

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Speaker 1: Setting obviously put me in a wine bottle?

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Speaker 8: Should we liquefy you first?

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Speaker 2: And now it's more of a like a poor little

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Speaker 2: out for brush. Yeah, ok, bottles.

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Speaker 8: And definitely at least one of us should be buried

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Speaker 8: with a shot collar around our necks. Oh man, Jake,

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Speaker 8: before the trivia, can you make that happen for us?

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Speaker 5: I'd love to, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: Let's do it.

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Speaker 5: Close to forty years ago, a TV show debuted called

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Speaker 5: Lifestyles of the Rich in.

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Speaker 6: The Face Oh yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, our host Robin Leech would take viewers on a

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Speaker 5: tour of absurdly expensive mansions and show off some of

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Speaker 5: the ridiculous items that wealthy people waste their money on.

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Speaker 8: It was the original cribs.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: That's why today we'll be playing a special or fiction

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Speaker 5: edition of plenty of twenty. You guys, say number one

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Speaker 5: that an insanely wealthy person may have actually purchased for

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Speaker 5: their home. You just have to tell me if it's

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Speaker 5: real richen or if it's just made up fiction. Something

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Speaker 5: tells me you're all gonna be shocked by some of

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Speaker 5: the real ones on here that actually do exist. We'll

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Speaker 5: start with the woman who is definitely taking notes for

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Speaker 5: her Amazon whistless. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you get these things on Amazon.

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Speaker 5: Huh too, Alexis. Your ultra rich item is gold infused water. Wow,

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Speaker 5: it's sold as a luxury health drink. This ultra premium

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Speaker 5: water contains tiny edible gold flakes, because apparently hydration isn't

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Speaker 5: enough unless it sparkles on the way down. Is this

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Speaker 5: rich in or fiction?

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Speaker 2: Think of gold Schlager. I mean we've been doing that.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if they put gold flakes on all

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds better.

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Speaker 5: Rich In Lexa said rich and that is. That's right,

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Speaker 5: it's rich and multiple companies make it. One is aura

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Speaker 5: natural gold water source from the Ban Mountains in Romania,

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Speaker 5: naturally enriched with real gold and silver.

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Speaker 1: I will only respect that if they're lying to all

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Speaker 1: the rich people and it's coming out of a tap

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Speaker 1: in Detroit.

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Speaker 5: Brook, it's your turn. Two is off the bat? Okay

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Speaker 5: nine nine Brook, Your ultra rich item is a temperature

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Speaker 5: controlled caviar spoon. It's a smart spoon that ensures your

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Speaker 5: caviar is served at the perfect temperature at all times.

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Speaker 5: It is is that richen or fiction?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how you eat it?

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Speaker 6: You little pancakes or some cream.

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Speaker 8: You have to eat it on a pearl oyster spoons.

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Speaker 11: Tiny.

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Speaker 5: Imagine Brook eating caviar like gallam eating a fish.

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Speaker 1: The only thing that I think that this could not

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Speaker 1: be real is that it wouldn't look fancy right. A

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Speaker 1: temperature controlled spoon is going to be big and bulky,

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Speaker 1: and it feels like if you're eating cavia, you want

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Speaker 1: it like dainty and made of pure silver. So I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say it's fiction, Brook says fiction.

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Speaker 7: She is.

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Speaker 5: Right out there, Jose, it's your turn. Two and nine

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Speaker 5: are off the board. Now's go seven. Seven. Your ultra

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Speaker 5: rich item is a private submarine with a wine cellar.

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Speaker 5: Is that rich fiction?

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Speaker 4: I could see like a personal submarine, but just for

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Speaker 4: the why.

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Speaker 1: But sometimes, like have you seen where people have like

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Speaker 1: a submarine parked outside their like water front mansion, and

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Speaker 1: then they bring people down to the submarine down to

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Speaker 1: go to I don't know, a little.

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Speaker 5: Party or something.

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Speaker 8: Can you get a d u I in a submarine?

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Speaker 8: It's a b ui, but it's like a little police

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Speaker 8: sub you overs shark.

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Speaker 9: Bad.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to just say it's fiction, Jose says fiction.

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Speaker 5: He is sadly incorrectly, Some ultra wealthy individuals commissions custom

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Speaker 5: submarines featuring temperature controlled wine storage, ensuring their vintage collection

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Speaker 5: states pristine even in the depths of the ocean. Wow, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 5: we're on to you. We're talking ultra rich items. Two, seven,

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Speaker 5: and nine have been taken eighteen. Your ultra rich item

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Speaker 5: is a service provided by a person. Their title is

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Speaker 5: mood Butler.

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Speaker 7: Butler.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this person wakes you up each morning with a

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Speaker 5: custom playlist, breakfast aromas, and acts as a daily mood consultant.

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Speaker 5: Rich in or fiction, Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 8: Just a person in charge of your temperament as soon

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Speaker 8: as you wake up, A literal mourning person.

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Speaker 2: So you're never in a bad mood because you're rich.

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Speaker 8: Job, but you also don't want to be in too

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Speaker 8: good of a mood.

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Speaker 1: You need to mean business.

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Speaker 8: So I mean, when you're that rich, you have to

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Speaker 8: in your house. I'm saying mood butlers are rich in.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey says rich and he is sadly incorrect. That is

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Speaker 5: a fiction. Oh yeah, we'll meet you one, Alexis I

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Speaker 5: need a number?

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Speaker 7: Ten.

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Speaker 5: Your ultra rich item is a two million dollar pigeon.

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Speaker 5: Competitive pigeon racing is a thing, and the richest bird

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Speaker 5: wins a lot of races. But at two MILLI I

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Speaker 5: need to know, is this rich in or fiction?

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Speaker 1: Pigeon racing is huge in China, though.

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Speaker 3: Really, I mean people pay like thousands for a dog,

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Speaker 3: So why not for a pigeon that you got a race?

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Speaker 2: I want to say it's rich In, Alexis says rich In.

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Speaker 7: Cho right.

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Speaker 5: The bird's name is Armando, and he's a Belgian racing pigeon,

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Speaker 5: and he sold for this mind blowing amount to like

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Speaker 5: brooks out, a Chinese owner. Wow, Broke, We're down to

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Speaker 5: you if you get this wrong. Alexis wins the rich

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Speaker 5: addition of plenty of twenty me one. Your ultra rich

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Speaker 5: item is a private cloud for personal Shade. A billionaire

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Speaker 5: funded company claims to use drone technology to create a

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Speaker 1: Rich In okay, But honestly, though, rich women are very

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Speaker 1: worried about sun damage on their skin. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm actually gonna think that this is real.

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Speaker 7: Riches.

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Speaker 5: Sorry about that, Alexis. You have one today's edition of pl.

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Speaker 8: You do get to choose who sings the song money

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Speaker 8: Money Money by Abba.

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Speaker 1: Let's go Brook all right, Brook Money Money Money must

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Speaker 1: be funny rich Man's work.

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Speaker 10: I feel like you just say that to yourself as

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Speaker 10: you walk, but just brought me down.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that was your shock Colar question of the day.

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Speaker 8: We got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 8: Jose, you're probably the biggest traveler on our show. Oh yeah, man,

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Speaker 8: it's brooking Jeffrey in the Morning. And you have TSA

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Speaker 8: pre check, right, Yes, I do. So I'm curious, on

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Speaker 8: a scale of one to ten, what's your snootiness level

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Speaker 8: when you walk through there looking down on people standing

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Speaker 8: in the regular line.

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Speaker 2: Well, I will say clear still walks past us, but

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Speaker 2: I know I wave at him when I go back.

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Speaker 10: But there are many times where I do feel entitled, okay,

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Speaker 10: or it's the worst one. Someone's in the line and

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Speaker 10: they're like, sorry, you're not supposed to be in pre check,

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Speaker 10: and then I'm like, oh my god, check you're boarding.

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Speaker 8: So we'll call that eight and a half out of ten.

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Speaker 8: No one's gonna judge you for your elitism.

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Speaker 10: We pay eighty five dollars every five years for that elitism,

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Speaker 10: so you deserve it.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 8: The reason I bring it up, though, is because a

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Speaker 8: study was done to determine is TSA pre check really

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Speaker 8: worth it? Does it actually save you time?

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Speaker 5: I feel like I don't know.

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Speaker 7: So.

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Speaker 8: The poll also found the most stressful things about flying

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Speaker 8: Nowhere on the list was mile high club performance anxiety. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: The life that I leave where it's the altitude's fault,

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Speaker 8: I don't know ow over to this study. Obviously it's bogus.

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Speaker 8: Let's get to the real good stuff with Lasers Stories.

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Speaker 8: That's coming up next. It's the radio segment that's helping

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Speaker 8: Granny and Grandpa save money with a new service called

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Speaker 6: Someone else's mouth you're putting in your.

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Speaker 5: What did you eat?

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Speaker 2: Why? Any teeth all the time? Jose, It's just that easy.

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Speaker 8: With Laser Stories, a segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 8: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 8: we've got a laser, as other TV Squeeze says, don't.

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Speaker 8: This first laser story is out of the state that

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Speaker 8: As far as McDonald's related crimes go, there's nothing more

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 2: A shame. Shame is what he should feel.

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Speaker 8: A foty year old man named Christopher Marlowe was arrested

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Speaker 6: That's smart.

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Speaker 10: You could be like, bro, I'll give you a free

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Speaker 8: It is like, Yeah, a little too eager to play

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Speaker 10: Think about the message, Hey, I have food, delicious food.

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Speaker 8: You're right, Oh my god, not pulling his weight as

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Speaker 5: Romantic.

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Speaker 8: Ye, sorry, I read that wrong. It was a pack

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Speaker 2: Those things do fall off.

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Speaker 8: Anyway, it all went down at a shopping center. It's

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Speaker 1: That's a great nickname. Whatever, person, if the department came

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Speaker 8: Give them a raise. A scuffle ensued, punches were thrown,

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Speaker 8: To stumble upon it.

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Speaker 1: We always thought there was a Hamburgler that was the criminals.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, the Christopher was charged with resisting officers with violence,

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Speaker 8: This next Lazer story is out of Indiana. The tie

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Speaker 8: Bistro and Bar was having a major issue. Their grease

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Speaker 1: Did you know there's like whole companies devoted to just

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Speaker 4: It's oh yeah that once a month, I'll have people

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Speaker 8: So someone from the company came out, cleared the clog,

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Speaker 1: It's like a pretty boring story. So far Joe.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, well, hold on book, because it's about to get weird.

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Speaker 8: You're not going to believe this. But the pipe got

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: So the plumber came back and cleared the pipe a

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Speaker 2: Oh come, this is dumb.

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Speaker 6: What is going on?

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Speaker 2: I'm on the edge of my seat jacket.

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Speaker 6: I knew he would be exactly. It was laid back comfortably.

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Speaker 8: It was three hundred and ninety dollars this time because

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Speaker 8: But the restaurant refused to pay, saying they should stand

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Speaker 8: came back the next day and intentionally reclogged it.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, more plumbers should do that.

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Speaker 5: Chen.

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Speaker 8: He didn't have to get into the kitchen. He actually

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 8: The owner of the plumbing company claims the restaurant has

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Speaker 8: the kitchen would have overflowed, so they had no choice

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Speaker 8: and coughed up the cash. They filed a complaint though,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's gonna go really.

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Speaker 8: Far, Alexis. Don't yawn over there, it's really rude.

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Speaker 2: Get the sorry back to the plumber.

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Speaker 8: This is intense plumber grease trap drama.

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Speaker 1: Yawn. Okay, what do you think is in Jeff's algorithm?

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Speaker 2: Obviously?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, nothing bigger is happening in the world right now

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Speaker 8: than this. Let's go to your next Lasuer story out

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Speaker 8: of the love lobbies talking.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, got a.

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Speaker 8: Hot date this weekend. Here's a new tactic you shouldn't try.

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Speaker 8: A reputable publication just did a big story on flood lighting.

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Speaker 8: When you expose way too much about yourself too soon.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that's actually sometimes when you click, it

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Speaker 4: can backfire all of a sudden.

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Speaker 6: We're talking about our exes and it's like, wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 6: we shouldna be doing this.

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Speaker 11: Yes.

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Speaker 8: One expert says that a lot of times we share

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Speaker 8: too much information as a way to protect us from vulnerability.

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Speaker 4: How does that protect it?

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Speaker 6: We put all our cards out.

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Speaker 8: I'll explain it in a second. But recently people have

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Speaker 8: been doing it on purpose as a way to fast

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Speaker 8: mature enough to quote handle them, Like, well, you can't.

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Speaker 4: You have to be immature to handling.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But it's like somebody who always says.

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Speaker 4: I'm a lot.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like, for example, here's why you.

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Speaker 8: Might be out on a date and say, Hey, I'm

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Speaker 8: i have a ton of debt, and technically I'm banned

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Speaker 8: from three walmarts.

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Speaker 5: My perfect girl? Can you handle that?

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Speaker 6: This is the Vegas isn't ready for us?

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Speaker 8: They say you shouldn't do it because there's a chance

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Speaker 8: you'll scare them off. Plus it's also not fair to

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Speaker 1: I feel like people who dump like that think that

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, save it till you're like in a serious

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Speaker 8: relationship and they're trapped and they can't do anywhere.

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Speaker 1: Exactly jost tactics.

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Speaker 8: One expert said it's good to be open and honest

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Speaker 8: between organically engaging and immediately waterboarding your date with your

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Speaker 8: deepest trauma.

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Speaker 1: It's such a good description.

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Speaker 8: Speaking of trauma, this guy still deals.

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Speaker 1: With his Oh.

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Speaker 8: Back in twenty sixteen, he got stuck in a purple

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Speaker 8: croc and EMTs had to use the jaws of life

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Speaker 1: Brook Tis, I don't know how he recovered him.

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Speaker 8: So lucky you are not him?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure a red croc. Fine now again, No.

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Speaker 8: Good Lord. That means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 8: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time

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Speaker 8: on Wednesday.

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Everyone in this room has a special talent that we

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Speaker 8: use my golden pipes for my song of the week

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Speaker 8: every Friday. Jose shows off his impression skills in our

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Speaker 8: phone taps and Alexis does song. Alexis, what was your

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Speaker 1: What do I do? Hi?

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Speaker 2: You're fine, You're lovable.

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Speaker 3: I know I have one.

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Speaker 8: You're good at gossiping about coworkers behind their backs.

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Speaker 1: So fast.

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Speaker 8: We do the gossip behind the coworkers backside. Yeah, and

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Speaker 8: then of course we have Brook. His greatest talent is

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Speaker 1: I would like to thank my dad.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he's the one I got, and it's coming hand.

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Speaker 8: She's about to display her skills once again when we

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Speaker 8: play trivia? Can you beat the Queen of random fun facts?

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Speaker 8: Make sure everyone knows about it? Right after this, got

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Speaker 8: a brand new player today. His name is Shane and

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Speaker 8: he works for a credit union. Why does he love it?

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Speaker 8: Because he says he gets to help people reach their

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Speaker 8: financial dreams, which is pretty much what we do on

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Speaker 8: the show whenever Brook loses. I mean, we basically have

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Speaker 8: Although I don't know if you ever use that when

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Speaker 8: people come into the credit Union. Do you ever say

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Speaker 8: but it will, Yeah you should.

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Speaker 4: How many characters do you do, like in your character development?

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Speaker 4: When I do phone tap characters, I mean, so what

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Speaker 4: about you?

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Speaker 1: How many characters do you do at the drive through

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Speaker 1: where they yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 8: Some voice impressions you know no voice impressions.

452
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,639
Speaker 1: That one was pretty funny.

453
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't do impression such as clueless guy after

454
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 8: credit union.

455
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 5: I love that.

456
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,040
Speaker 6: That would be funny.

457
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 8: Dude, Man, we're gonna have you on the show to

458
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 8: do a phone tab one of these days using that guy. Okay,

459
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:25,920
Speaker 8: wonderful every time, man, Shane, Dude, you're awesome. Now let's

460
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,880
Speaker 8: turn off that guy. We're gonna go to smart guy

461
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 8: answering questions here because he got thirty seconds to answer

462
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 8: as many as possible. If you don't know, and you

463
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 8: could say pass, but you have to beat broke out

464
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 8: right if you want to win. Are you ready?

465
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 9: Absolutely?

466
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 8: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. The World's

467
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 8: most Famous Arena is the nickname for what venue. How

468
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 8: many holes are there on a standard golf course eighteen?

469
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 8: The sphere is a major attraction that debuted in twenty

470
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:54,239
Speaker 8: twenty three, and what American city. What fictional character had

471
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 8: a group that followed him labeled the Merry Men. I

472
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 8: know this Rutted drone flowers are shaped like what stars,

473
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 8: bells or pentagons?

474
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 9: Uh bell.

475
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 8: In the world of cuisine, anything with fish is called seafood.

476
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 8: Anything with chicken is called what south of the border

477
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 8: for that answer? Okay, Brook's coming back into the studio now.

478
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 8: And Shane, we know you work at a credit union,

479
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,399
Speaker 8: but it says on my screen or that for fun

480
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:32,120
Speaker 8: you like to play with puppies and watch reality TV. Okay,

481
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 8: so where do.

482
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:33,920
Speaker 2: You find the puppies?

483
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 9: Well, one of my puppies was a rescue puppy.

484
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 12: And my other puppy's a It's ale.

485
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 8: What reality TV shows do you watch?

486
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 9: Race?

487
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 4: Brook loves Amazing Race Drag Race.

488
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 8: I know, no, he said Amazing Race too.

489
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:07,400
Speaker 5: Oh the Race, Amazing Drag Race.

490
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 2: Are those two shows not combined?

491
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 6: Brilliant?

492
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 8: What a crossover though would be that?

493
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 2: That would be so great?

494
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 6: I love it.

495
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,640
Speaker 8: Shane, you have great prank call voices, you have great

496
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 8: ideas for reality TV shows. I think you're seriously in

497
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 8: the wrong industry. Bro's contract?

498
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 9: Where's my contract?

499
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 8: We're going to tell our manager to write one up

500
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 8: for you. But now we got to get to Brooks turn.

501
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 8: Are you ready?

502
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 5: Brook?

503
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 8: Yes, your time starts now. The world's most famous arena

504
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:35,679
Speaker 8: is the nickname for what venue?

505
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: Uh pass?

506
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 8: How many holes are there on a standard golf course?

507
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 1: Eighteen?

508
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 8: The sphere is a major attraction that debuted in twenty

509
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 8: twenty three in what American city.

510
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 1: Las Vegas.

511
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 8: What fictional character had a group that followed him labeled

512
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 8: the Merry Men, Oh Robin hood. Rhododendron flowers are shaped

513
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 8: like what stars, bells or pentagons stars. In the world

514
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 8: of cuisine, anything with fish is called seafood. Anything with

515
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 8: chicken is.

516
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,919
Speaker 1: Called what chicken food?

517
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 8: Chicken really struggled on this last area that said times up.

518
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 8: Let's go to the scoreboard with Jose.

519
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 12: You're teasing me, Jane.

520
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 6: Is that one of your impressions?

521
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, you got three today, bron.

522
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,120
Speaker 6: It is nice.

523
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 8: I'm a good store here.

524
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm just hoping I tied him.

525
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 8: Also, it's pretty good. But they do go to the

526
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 8: house on these Shanes. So let's go to the answers

527
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 8: for everybody. The World's most Famous Arena. That's the nickname

528
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 8: for Madison Square Garden.

529
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: It's tricky because you think arena, so you're thinking of

530
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: anything with the name arena in it. That makes sense.

531
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, it should be the world's most famous garden. Probably

532
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 8: there are eighteen holes on a standard golf course. This

533
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 8: fear is a major attraction in Las Vegas. The fictional

534
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 8: character with a group of merry men who follow him

535
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 8: around is Robin Hood. Yeah, rhododendron flowers are shaped like bells.

536
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 8: And in the world of cuisine, anything with fish you

537
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 8: call that seafood. If it's with chicken, you call it poultry.

538
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 13: Poultry, Oh, poultry.

539
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 8: Yeah when you hear it, So, Shane, it wasn't quite

540
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 8: enough to win today, But just for playing, we are

541
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 8: giving you a twenty five dollars Disney gift card, valid

542
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 8: at any Disney resort, theme park, or online in the

543
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 8: Disney store.

544
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 9: I'll take it.

545
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, how would you rate your first experience with us?

546
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 7: Oh?

547
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 9: You guys are out of ten?

548
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: Wow.

549
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 4: Hey that's great.

550
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 9: Wow.

551
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 4: Hey, by the way on page you to say that,

552
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 4: so I'll ven wi you.

553
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 6: Yeah.

554
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 9: I keep refreshing waiting.

555
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 8: It's coming for you man, Thanks for playing. Come back

556
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 8: again soon. We're gonna do a phone tap right after.

557
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 7: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

558
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 8: You know, whenever you meet a new neighbor, you're just

559
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 8: hoping they're a nice person who hopefully you can get

560
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,239
Speaker 8: along with. Share a power tool if you need it,

561
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 8: I mean maybe, But never in your wildest dreams would

562
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 8: you want your neighbor to be Jamie Button. That's the

563
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 8: character Brooke plays today, and she's about to introduce herself

564
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 8: to a new family as the fun new gal on

565
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 8: the block.

566
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 1: I mean, if I don't like her and I am her, you'll.

567
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 8: Hear it in your phone. Tap right now?

568
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,199
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, their neighbor.

569
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 14: Who is this?

570
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 5: Oh?

571
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 2: You know this is Jamie Button?

572
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 15: Jamie Do I know you?

573
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 2: Of course, I'm your new neighbor getting corner to your house.

574
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 2: Moved in last week.

575
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 9: Okay, Uh, yeah, nice to meet you.

576
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 2: So who wants a spicy mommog at ten am? Jamie

577
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 2: Button does? You can't see, but I'm using two thongs

578
00:27:59,359 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 2: to point to.

579
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 7: My Okay, that's that?

580
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 2: Yes?

581
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 5: Is that a yet?

582
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 11: Oh?

583
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 1: Is that?

584
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 9: Yes?

585
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 2: I got the blessed ready?

586
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 9: No, not for me?

587
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:10,919
Speaker 11: Not for me?

588
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 2: Oh tomorrow ben huh? Or maybe this afternoon? You know what,

589
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 2: Jamie Button's schedules wide open.

590
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 14: I'll have to check my my schedule right.

591
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 2: You know it's funny the other day you were getting

592
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 2: in your car at eight seventeen am.

593
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about.

594
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 9: That's the time I usually leave for work.

595
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 5: Is it, though?

596
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 2: Because the next day I tried leaving my house at

597
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 2: the exact same time eight seventeen, so we could wave

598
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 2: at each other. But but you didn't leave till late twenty.

599
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: Isn't that a kicker?

600
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 5: I must late?

601
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 2: What's the humps crumps? You trying to avoid the old

602
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 2: Jamie buttons? Well, too much sunshine for one morning for you. No,

603
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: we're neighbors now, so maybe we can coordinate schedules so

604
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 2: we can wave at each other same time every day.

605
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 13: Oh gosh, here's.

606
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 2: A Jamie button. Fun fact. I brush my teeth the

607
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 2: same time you brush yours.

608
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 6: He is a man aquinket ink.

609
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,239
Speaker 2: Wait, well, it's not because I planned it.

610
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 9: How do you know when I brush my teeth?

611
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 2: That's not the only thing I know. I notice you

612
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 2: stretched before getting in your car every morning.

613
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 9: Wait?

614
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 6: What all these years?

615
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 2: No wonder my pelvis was so tight.

616
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 9: You're starting to make me feel uncomfortable here.

617
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 11: I don't even know you.

618
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 2: I know that you got Mexican food delivered on Tuesday

619
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 2: and Thursday last week.

620
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

621
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 2: What that's a sign of a strong gastro intestinal track.

622
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: That's what that is?

623
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 2: Okay, by Mexican on two different days, being the bathtub

624
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 2: for a week.

625
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 14: This needs to stop. You need to listen to me, Jamie.

626
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 2: But I can't stop, because good neighbors watch out for

627
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 2: each other and watch each other.

628
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 7: Oh, what you're.

629
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 9: Doing is creepy.

630
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 12: This is crossing the line.

631
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 2: Did you know that your Amazon package sat outside your

632
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 2: door for fourteen minutes the thirty seven seconds yesterday?

633
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 12: Good lord?

634
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 15: I'm like, how much do you know about me?

635
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 2: Do not worry because Jamie Buttons guarded it for you.

636
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 9: I don't want you to guard my packages.

637
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 3: This is freaking me out.

638
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: By the way, neighbor, can I get an extra key

639
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: for your house?

640
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. Well, you see the thing is, I'd take

641
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 2: the one hidden under that stone turtle. But I assume

642
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 2: that you want that for emergencies. Do you know that?

643
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 7: Well?

644
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 2: I know that because when I was over there checking

645
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 2: it out, I saw your husband, Jason tell that man

646
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 2: to put his towel back on the rack after he's

647
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 2: done with his showers. I could see his batuity.

648
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm calling the police.

649
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 2: I just called nine one one over that tush too.

650
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 9: I am hanging up the phone.

651
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 14: I am calling the police.

652
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 2: Oh and by the way, when you talk to the police,

653
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 2: can you tell him that your husband Jason is the

654
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,959
Speaker 2: one that set you up for this break phone call.

655
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 2: What this isn't your new neighbor. This is Brook from

656
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 2: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're

657
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 2: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, your

658
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 2: husband Jason, he emailed the show and said he met

659
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 2: the new neighbor and told you that they were kind

660
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: of creepy.

661
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 11: Oh so yes, Oh my gosh, I thought you were

662
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 11: actually my neighbor.

663
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 2: Oh you mean Jamie Buttons by the Quarterback Hunting best

664
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 2: Gossip to Jamie Button. You're gonna get that on a

665
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 2: bumper sticker.

666
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 14: You want one, yes, please, and a spicy mark.

667
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 2: All right, two such marks soda?

668
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 10: You know, pardon me?

669
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 13: Kind of one.

670
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 5: Jamie Button is my neighbor, Carora.

671
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 2: What you wish for.

672
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,959
Speaker 1: The wake up every morning was fum tap weekday mornings

673
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,719
Speaker 1: on the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

674
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 8: There's one thing a guy can put in his dating

675
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 8: profile pick that instantly will up his chances of getting

676
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 8: a match by ninety percent.

677
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 6: Wow, it solid.

678
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: It's not that it must be a picture of his mom.

679
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 8: Oh no, you're getting catfish. I'm sorry. It's not a

680
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 8: PlayStation controller.

681
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 6: I am sure, not even.

682
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 8: The new PS five one, which is obviously suits.

683
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: Cool because we don't totally know the different I almost

684
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Speaker 1: took my shirt off you just saying.

685
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm sorry. But I will say it definitely worked

686
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 8: on one of our listeners because she told us as

687
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 8: soon as she saw this, she knew this was a

688
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 8: guy worth getting to know. You're going to find out

689
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 8: what it was in your brand new second date update.

690
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 6: It was a PSI.

691
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 8: No, it was after this second date update. Is it

692
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 8: ever a good idea to talk about your other dates

693
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 8: while you're on a date?

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00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 5: No?

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00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 7: I don't know.

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00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: If you're like commiserating insurance, yeah, stories back and forth.

697
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 8: I would say the short answer is no. The longer

698
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 8: answer absolutely not, unless you plan to be on with

699
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 8: us because we love to hear the dirt. And I'm

700
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 8: just thankful that Jennifer, our listener is on the phone

701
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 8: with us today because apparently she talked about her other

702
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 8: dates on her date. Jennifer, I disagree. I admire your class.

703
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 8: Welcome to the show.

704
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 14: Thank you.

705
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: It's not like she's talking about like her ex boyfriend

706
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: that she's still in love with, right, Jennifer.

707
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 8: We don't know.

708
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: That's why I'm asking Jennifer.

709
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 14: Right, we were just sharing like funny stories.

710
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, well who are you sharing these stories with?

711
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 8: What's this guy's name?

712
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 14: His name is Joshua Okay. I met him on the

713
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 14: coffee and bagel app.

714
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: Oh is that still around?

715
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 8: I know about the Bengal and the candle app, but

716
00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 8: the coffee is.

717
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 6: A different means Bengal.

718
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, I like that one. Okay.

719
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 14: He just looked cute. He had like a dog with

720
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Speaker 14: him in his photo.

721
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 8: And okay, you know, actually I've heard that guys who

722
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 8: have dogs in their photos get ninety more matches.

723
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 1: Way that makes sense.

724
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 6: Even can I borrow your dog?

725
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:17,919
Speaker 5: Bro?

726
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,280
Speaker 1: The whole point is that you can actually keep something

727
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: alive and care for something outside of yourself. The attractive

728
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: point of it.

729
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 8: Men, women are not gonna be able to tell if

730
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 8: it's your dog and how well it's taken care of

731
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 8: as long as it's in the photo. Just photoshop one in.

732
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: You're gonna know after date one, yeah, okay, or.

733
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 4: Put a little net brace on it like it is.

734
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 8: We're trying to do, is accomplish sick dog?

735
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 2: Dog sick?

736
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 8: They could you determine his dog's health from the photo, Jennifer.

737
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 14: It definitely looks like a healthy cute.

738
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 8: So this is what you're talking about right here. You

739
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 8: I see what you're saying. Okay, you take us to

740
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 8: the date with Joshua.

741
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 14: So I wanted to make the rest innovation. I said

742
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:01,919
Speaker 14: I would make it.

743
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 1: Is there a reason for that?

744
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 14: I just in particular, like I love food, I love.

745
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 4: Favorites.

746
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: Let me pick you like the certain tables, you like

747
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: all the things.

748
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 14: Yeah, so I called and made a reservation. But when

749
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 14: we got there, they had lost our reservation.

750
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, yeah.

751
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 14: So I guess I should have made it online.

752
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: Did that like throw the night off? Did it make

753
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: you upset?

754
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 14: I wasn't upset, like they apologized, but they were just

755
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 14: like over books.

756
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 4: Oh no, that sounds like a popular restaurant.

757
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: I know there's only two of you. It's like, can

758
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: you squeeze us in somewhere? Well, sit at the end

759
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,919
Speaker 1: of somebody else's table, No big deal.

760
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 6: Literally make a table in the.

761
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,760
Speaker 8: Alley back behind the restaurant.

762
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:48,959
Speaker 2: If I get the good food.

763
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Speaker 16: Jeff, Absolutely, it totally turned out to be a good

764
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 16: thing because we ended up just wandering around the city

765
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:00,720
Speaker 16: and like we ended up getting burgers, at a takeout

766
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 16: place and just talking about our bad date experiences.

767
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 8: Wait, you lumped this experience as to one of the

768
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 8: many bad date experiences that you've gone on.

769
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 14: No, this was just like a little bump in the

770
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 14: road compared to like one time this guy venmowed me

771
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 14: like two dollars and forty seven cents for half of

772
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 14: his appetizer.

773
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: Oh my goshno, requested you.

774
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 7: Wow.

775
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was still the first time. Okay, okay, So

776
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: you shared stories like that with him? Did he share

777
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: stories back with you?

778
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 2: Joshua did so.

779
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 14: He said he had like a date who brought her

780
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 14: mom and the mom was like critiquing his posture.

781
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:50,479
Speaker 11: On the.

782
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 2: Straight.

783
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 8: Honey, I actually think that's some nice feedback.

784
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 4: You'd be doing that on the date told me you're

785
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 4: slouching at.

786
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 8: So okay, Now this is a way to be like,

787
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 8: you're actually way better than a lot of the dates

788
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 8: that I go on. It's supposed to make him feel good.

789
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 14: Yes, Like we were having a great time, just like

790
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 14: laughing a lot, and it was just like fun.

791
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: And anytime you have like a shared experience, whether it's

792
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 1: like a bad date or anything, it can bring you

793
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: closer to somebody. Yeah, no, I know, but they're both

794
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: commiserating over the same thing.

795
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 8: Okay, y.

796
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 5: Gotcha.

797
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 8: So how long did this go on?

798
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 5: For?

799
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 2: Like a couple.

800
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 14: Hours and neither of us had like planned anything after,

801
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 14: so he just like walked me back to my car.

802
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 14: And I'm not used to like a short date like that, or.

803
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 8: It was just like you expected the date to go

804
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 8: on longer.

805
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: Like did you want him to invite you back to

806
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: his place? Like what are your expectations there?

807
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 14: I don't know about that. It's just like the vibe

808
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 14: was so good he just didn't even attempt to do

809
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 14: anything else.

810
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a bar or something. Yeah, maybe it's just

811
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: plain of cool, you know, like sometimes if you go

812
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: out on top, you end it on a high note. Yeah,

813
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 1: it obviously leaves you want anymore. So he did something right.

814
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's playing it so cool that he's not even

815
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,760
Speaker 8: calling her back anymore.

816
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 1: So I guess that is cold.

817
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're crazy, we're beyond the cool apart, and we

818
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 8: just want to help you figure out what happened. Okay, Jennifer,

819
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 8: maybe the burger was bad that he ate it wasn't

820
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 8: all it was a street burger.

821
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:26,879
Speaker 9: So.

822
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 8: Yeah, but it is risky, so let's just call him

823
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 8: and we'll get your second date update right after this

824
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 8: second date update. Our listener, Jennifer is the perfect example

825
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 8: of when life gives you lemons, turn them into lemon drops.

826
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't think they. I mean or burgers.

827
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 8: Well yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever it is. Because her dinner

828
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 8: reservation fell through the restaurant over books, so she took

829
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 8: that and turned it do a fun night of wandering

830
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 8: the city searching for street burgers and talking about previous

831
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 8: bad dates that went even worse than this one. And

832
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 8: her date Joshua shared his worst dates too, so it

833
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 8: really actually bonded them together. But Jennifer, how long has

834
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 8: it been since that night?

835
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been like a week okay, and you haven't

836
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 1: heard anything.

837
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 14: No, And I've sent like some text messages and nothing

838
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 14: radio silence.

839
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're definitely being ignored.

840
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,320
Speaker 8: Have you tried sending him a photo? Because if he

841
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,320
Speaker 8: doesn't respond to that, then you know you're in trouble.

842
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 2: Photo of what jack of anything?

843
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 5: Don't do that, Don't ever do that.

844
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 2: Don't listen to their advice.

845
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 8: You can you could send him a photo of me. No,

846
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 8: if he's a fan of our show. He would definitely

847
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 8: respond to that.

848
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 6: Think he's mad that she.

849
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 5: Was talking about other dates.

850
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 4: Now you want her sending pictures of other guys to him?

851
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 8: Jack, I'm just saying, if she does and he doesn't respond,

852
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 8: then you really know something.

853
00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 6: So that's the.

854
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 2: Final he knows before the picture. Jeff, Okay, she's not.

855
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 8: An idiot, Brooks saying we're not at rock bottom yet.

856
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 8: Let's wait till this call happens and see where we

857
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 8: end up today. Jennifer, any last words before I dial

858
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 8: these numbers.

859
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 1: Or any last pictures, so, Jeff that you want to

860
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 1: send either way, I just can't believe I have to

861
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: do this.

862
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, I have to do this.

863
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 6: We call us the last resort for people. That being

864
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,439
Speaker 6: said with jeffing in a weird mood.

865
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 4: You want to call back tomorrow.

866
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 5: This may not be a good call.

867
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 14: Well, we'll see, we'll find out.

868
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 5: We're here.

869
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 8: Let's just go through with it. How bad could it get?

870
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 8: All right, let's do it. You tell us, I'll tell

871
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 8: you about some of the worst second date updates we've

872
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 8: ever done, and that'll make you feel better about it.

873
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 8: Hold on, just okay, here we go. Hello, Hey, is

874
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 8: this Joshua. Yeah, hey, man, this is a whole radio

875
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 8: show is calling you right now. We're called Brook and

876
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the Morning.

877
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 6: Good morning.

878
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: Uh, it came in real hot there, josh How are

879
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: you doing.

880
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 11: It's Joshua. Oh.

881
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,439
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, I'm married to a Michael who hates Mike.

882
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 15: I get it.

883
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 6: I apologize.

884
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 8: I'm sorry that my host is trying to make this

885
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 8: segment all about her and her marriage.

886
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 1: But I understand.

887
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 5: Okay, we get it.

888
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 8: The real thing that we're interested in, though, Joshua, is

889
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 8: you and the date that you went on the other

890
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 8: night with one of our listeners named Jennifer. Okay, yeah,

891
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 8: do you remember her? You know what I'm talking about?

892
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 9: Yeah?

893
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:42,919
Speaker 11: I remember her. Yeah.

894
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,280
Speaker 1: It sounds like you guys had a really fun night together.

895
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 15: Why do you know that?

896
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 1: Great question?

897
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, because that's how this segment works. It's called

898
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 8: second Date Update. And we spoke to her about your

899
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 8: date and she's a little bit confused about why she's

900
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 8: not getting a call back for a second meet up.

901
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 11: Really yeah she said that.

902
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she said that she had a great time

903
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: with you. It sounds like you guys laugh together a lot. Yeah,

904
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,280
Speaker 1: is that not accurate?

905
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,439
Speaker 11: No, it's accurate. She's like a really nice person, she's

906
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 11: cute and everything.

907
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 8: But you Yeah, your words are saying nice things, but

908
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 8: your tone is saying something else. Yeah, it's like, huh,

909
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 8: wasn't very good.

910
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 17: I don't I don't think I know how to say this,

911
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 17: but I just don't think I'm the right person for her,

912
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 17: you know.

913
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 1: Uh uh, we don't know because she I mean, you

914
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: don't get to decide that, right, that's what she gets

915
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 1: to decide.

916
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,760
Speaker 8: Gets to choose who you.

917
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 5: You don't get a choice.

918
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: That's her choice, right, And she obviously thinks that there's

919
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 1: definitely something in between you two if she's calling us.

920
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 11: Yeah, definitely her choice.

921
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 8: Okay, is going on, like can we get your take

922
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 8: on the date? But did you feel a connection with her?

923
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:57,280
Speaker 17: I don't know, man, Like we're wanting different things.

924
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 11: I don't know if you know what she's she's like

925
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 11: in what's called.

926
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: Stacking, stacking, like the cups thing where you do it

927
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: in competition.

928
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, Ann Kendrick song. Yeah, No, okay, we don't know

929
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 8: what that is. Yeah, what is stacking?

930
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 17: She said she used to stack, which means like have

931
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 17: three to four days tonight.

932
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 2: That sounds exhausty.

933
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, is it back to back to back to back

934
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:29,919
Speaker 8: or all at the same time.

935
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 17: I don't think it was like at the same We

936
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 17: didn't really get into it, but like I don't know.

937
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 17: To me, I just think it's kind of rude to say, like,

938
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:38,800
Speaker 17: I'm miss stacking.

939
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 8: Oh she said she misses it.

940
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,439
Speaker 11: Yeah, she literally said she misses it.

941
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 8: So I mean I.

942
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: Could see, like I would interpret that as, oh, you

943
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 1: you wish that you were out with someone else right

944
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 1: after me.

945
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,399
Speaker 5: That was right good to hear.

946
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: I could understand that, and that's.

947
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 11: Why I took her to her car when we finished

948
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 11: her burgers.

949
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: Is there any way kind of like misunderstood her.

950
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 11: No, I don't think I did.

951
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 17: He was like looking back at it fondly, and it

952
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 17: was very real to her, and she was she very

953
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 17: you could tell.

954
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I totally understand that she's doing anything wrong, but

955
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 2: it doesn't like she likes you a lot.

956
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 8: We kind of all see where you're coming from. I

957
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 8: wonder if Jennifer sees it the same way, because she

958
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,959
Speaker 8: is on the other line listening to this.

959
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 10: Jennifer line with show right now.

960
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 2: I'm going to be mad right after us.

961
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 3: She's good at timing.

962
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 14: Hey, Joshua, I didn't think you would be so offended

963
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 14: by what I said.

964
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 11: So you like you said this whole thing up, like

965
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 11: you're on the phone here and you called.

966
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 14: Him Yeah, because I was so confused. I was like,

967
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 14: I thought we had such a good time. But I

968
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 14: guess it's because I said I missed tacking, which I

969
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 14: was just I mean, that was just a one time

970
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 14: in my life. Like, it's not something I do anymore.

971
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,240
Speaker 11: I want the same thing you want, which.

972
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:12,720
Speaker 14: Is a relationship. It was fun, it was a fun time.

973
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: It just feels like maybe that's a conversation you have

974
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: with your like best friends.

975
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, that sounds like someone who's never stacked before.

976
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 8: Thing, Because how.

977
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 1: Could you ever like be invested enough to find out

978
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: if you were interested in someone, if you were just

979
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: constantly thinking of the next person you were going to see.

980
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 14: I hear you guys talk about this all the time

981
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 14: and book you said it's okay to date multiple people

982
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 14: to find out who you like.

983
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 8: It that's true, that's contradictory to what your advice is.

984
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 8: You said, get it in as many times as possible

985
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 8: before it's gone forever.

986
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 1: I said, But I think, like dating lots of people

987
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: is great. It's just like if you're gonna ask someone

988
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: to give you their evening, you also have to invest

989
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: not just being there, but like your presence, Like how

990
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: can you be present?

991
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 8: You should have brought her presence, Dude.

992
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 14: I gave every guy I was with an hour and

993
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 14: a half. I was fully present in the moment and

994
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 14: I was not thinking about the next guy. I gave

995
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 14: him that time fully.

996
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 2: I almost missed my next I mean it worked for her.

997
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 3: She had a boyfriend after that for years.

998
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean that's how you see a Jennifer. But

999
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 8: clearly Joshua sees it a different way, right, josh I

1000
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 8: don't want to mess that up.

1001
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 11: I see it like that's your default setting.

1002
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 17: I think the anomaly is you having a long term relationship,

1003
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 17: and that's what I'm looking for.

1004
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 2: That we're looking for the same things.

1005
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 14: That's what I want. That's just something that's in the past.

1006
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 14: And by no means did I stack that night when

1007
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 14: you took me to my car. I was not seeing

1008
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 14: another person after you book.

1009
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 3: God, she did not makes me think she did.

1010
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:05,720
Speaker 8: Yes, No, not that night, but the next five nights.

1011
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 2: That's different.

1012
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 14: You're supposed to be on my side.

1013
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 2: You said dumb things on the date. I don't know.

1014
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is.

1015
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: The thing is, Joshua, she's on the phone with us.

1016
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: She's put in a lot of effort to see you again.

1017
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: So I mean, maybe that's proof enough that she's over

1018
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: her old ways.

1019
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,280
Speaker 8: And that's why I would like to ask you, Joshua,

1020
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 8: if you'd be willing to meet up with Jennifer one

1021
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 8: more time, and we would pay for it, and the

1022
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 8: next date, and the next date and all the stack

1023
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 8: dates after that.

1024
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 5: Forgot just you.

1025
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 17: Though, No, I got the I'm sorry.

1026
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: I can't fix that.

1027
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 14: Oh no, okay, Joshua. Do you realize no one says

1028
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 14: no to me?

1029
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 1: Oh God, that's not true anymore.

1030
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 14: Yeah, fine, it's his choice whatever.

1031
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 11: I'll just keep stacking.

1032
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 2: Wait, the weekend said you didn't want to do that anymore.

1033
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 14: All right, Well, it makes me happy, it's fun. I'm

1034
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 14: feeling sad now. It's going to get me out of fun.

1035
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 6: Back to back to back.

1036
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 8: To Yes, that's where true happiness comes from, Jeffrey in

1037
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 8: the morning. All right, So no second date there. Jennifer

1038
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,280
Speaker 8: has hung up. She's not on the line with us anymore.

1039
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 8: But Jennifer, if you're listening out there, I just want

1040
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,720
Speaker 8: to say, I know you're probably disappointed with one person

1041
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 8: on this show who didn't support you, but the rest

1042
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 8: of us here have your back.

1043
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: I know you're looking at me, jeff Fault. She's like,

1044
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: I just really miss dating lots of men at the

1045
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: same night.

1046
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 2: I mean, no one would feel special to that.

1047
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 8: But you understand where she's coming from, right, Brooks.

1048
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: I have never had multiple dates in one night. Wow,

1049
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: I could not pull that off.

1050
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 8: Okay, remember to tell us how good of a liar

1051
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 8: she was, Brooke Unstackable is the definition at a time Fox, Yes,

1052
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 8: goodness is We've got dozens of guys on the textboard

1053
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 8: who are dts and down to stack whenever. So Jennifer,

1054
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 8: you stay positive. Yeah, yeah, we don't like to know

1055
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 8: that means that's weird. It don't happen for you, Jen

1056
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 8: And if you're into stacking videos, you can always watch

1057
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 8: a bunch of ours on YouTube. Got all of our

1058
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 8: second date updates on there. You can like, share and

1059
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 8: subscribe all of it. At brook and Jeffrey.

1060
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1061
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 8: I'm not sure what was getting put into the vodka.

1062
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 8: Red Bulls out at the bar this past weekend. But

1063
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 8: something wild was happening because we got a whole new

1064
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 8: breed of people on our voicemail machine after this weekend. Yeah,

1065
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 8: I don't know if you would like to hear them,

1066
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 8: because the iconic nineteen seventies covered band that nobody asked

1067
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 8: for was on. There, a woman who goes week at

1068
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 8: the knees for one particular type of men's haircut, and

1069
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 8: maybe the world's most seductive robot.

1070
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 1: Well now I'm back in Jack.

1071
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 8: I don't even begin to describe the madness that you're

1072
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 8: about to hear during a brand new loser line coming

1073
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:14,919
Speaker 8: up right after this.

1074
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: You, is this the right number?

1075
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 7: It's the loser line.

1076
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 5: Goody, just call me.

1077
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 8: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

1078
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 8: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're

1079
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 8: out at the club and uses this charming pickup line

1080
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 8: on you. Hi, there, are you a zero percent APR loan?

1081
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 1: I sound sexy?

1082
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 8: I only say it because I'm having trouble understanding your term.

1083
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 8: Then you're showing low interest. I think that's a good

1084
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 8: Whatever you do, don't rip off his sweater vest and

1085
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 8: use it to Weggie instead tell him he's kind of

1086
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 8: hunky in a Sheldon from Big Bangs sort of way.

1087
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, sorry, I was watching Young Shelton.

1088
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 8: A punkable man, and that's when you give them the

1089
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 8: number to the loser line. So hopefully he calls and

1090
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 8: leads an offward voicemail that we can play on the air.

1091
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 8: Voicemails like this one.

1092
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 13: Hey, this is from the poetry reading the other night.

1093
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 13: I I really hope I didn't like offend you or

1094
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 13: anything when I said you'd make a great Native American

1095
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:26,919
Speaker 13: cheap I know, I know that you're Asian, and yeah,

1096
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 13: just look where we really need a Native American guy

1097
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 13: to finish off our Village People tribute band. So you

1098
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 13: mentioned you played some instruments, but you haven't answered any

1099
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 13: of my messages, so that's just why I'm kind of

1100
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 13: like checking in again. So but also, I don't know,

1101
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 13: maybe you're worried about the whole like y MCA thing

1102
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 13: and the whole stereotype about that, but straight people do

1103
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 13: it too, so just the way for us guys to

1104
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,760
Speaker 13: have fun and kind of like grow out whatever anyway

1105
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 13: you think about it. So first practice is next Wednesday,

1106
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 13: and hopefully you can come and you.

1107
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 11: Know, I'll give you like a.

1108
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 13: Big bro buttlap to welcome you into the group.

1109
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, I bet you will.

1110
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 8: All the bros we all get together and do our

1111
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 8: village People stuff.

1112
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,320
Speaker 1: It's amazing how many ways that man could be offensive.

1113
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, I get that, but I do feel his pain.

1114
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,280
Speaker 8: It's tough when you got four fifths of the Village

1115
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 8: People cover band and you can't find that final piece.

1116
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,839
Speaker 5: Yea, that ruins your year.

1117
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 6: And the Indian Chief would be the hardest to find.

1118
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 2: We're not no one will notice someone's gone.

1119
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:38,800
Speaker 8: Yeah okay, Derek.

1120
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 13: I forgot to ask you the other night, what's your

1121
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 13: love language? Because you know there's five different ones words

1122
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:54,760
Speaker 13: of affirmation, physical touch cards, and gives practical help.

1123
00:52:56,120 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 14: Mine mine is the mullet's holy.

1124
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 9: Then why I asked you out?

1125
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 13: I just love I would love to run my fingers

1126
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 13: through your hair.

1127
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 9: I mean, I just I.

1128
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 14: Just want call it, you know, I just want I

1129
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 14: just grab you and just pull you quote at the

1130
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,320
Speaker 14: back of your mulley.

1131
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 9: Had well, pony, and maybe we can get to pulling

1132
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 9: next week.

1133
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 1: If mullets are her love language, you should go to

1134
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:36,879
Speaker 1: that YMC cover band show. I mean, none of them,

1135
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 1: but I'm sure the people who go do okay.

1136
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 8: Fine, But look, hey guys, look, speaking of business in

1137
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 8: the front and party in the back, have you.

1138
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 5: Ever been to our YouTube page?

1139
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 2: Is there a business?

1140
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 8: Well, we don't have a ton of mots featured aka

1141
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 8: Kentucky Waterfalls aka and Mississippi mud Flaps, but what we

1142
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 8: do have is engaging, highbrow content, prank calls, no second,

1143
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 8: and of course the loser line clips as many as

1144
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,240
Speaker 8: you can swallow.

1145
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:06,439
Speaker 1: Mullet page is sounding better and better.

1146
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, listen to them while your girlfriend pulls on your

1147
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 8: beaver paddle. It's another name for mullets.

1148
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:14,760
Speaker 5: Like.

1149
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 8: There's a lot of fun on there. Go check it out. Now,

1150
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 8: let's get back to the clips.

1151
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 9: Hey, Sarah, that guy you were helping in the self checkout,

1152
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 9: thank you so much. I was really embarrassed just standing

1153
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 9: there not knowing what to do, and then you gave

1154
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:32,880
Speaker 9: me your number, which was awesome because I think we

1155
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 9: could have a really great time if we went out.

1156
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 9: So I feel like I feel like I really have

1157
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 9: to apologize. That's not that's not something I usually do.

1158
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 9: You know, I usually have more control than that, you

1159
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,720
Speaker 9: know what I mean? That burrito I had for breakfast

1160
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 9: that morning was not sitting well and it escaped a

1161
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 9: little bit. And I apologize. You were so kind right

1162
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 9: after I let that loud one rip you after like

1163
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 9: you didn't hear it. And I'm not going to go

1164
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 9: back and get burritos to that place again, But if

1165
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,840
Speaker 9: you want to, you and I could get nachos for

1166
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 9: lunch somewhere. Give me a call.

1167
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 8: Next message, Oh my, yes, I know, let's go to

1168
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 8: the broccoli factory.

1169
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 7: I know.

1170
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 3: You asked for the number before or after this happened.

1171
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 2: To call after the fact of that incident.

1172
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's called extreme confidence in a bad way.

1173
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 15: Next message, Greetings, Kendra, you are getting a call from

1174
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 15: He's excited that you are initiating a romantic encounter. Your

1175
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 15: hotness has been confirmed. We congratulations you are now dating.

1176
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:02,320
Speaker 15: If you'd like to go out for Italian, please press one.

1177
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 15: If you would like to skip straight to for play,

1178
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 15: please press two. If you would like to break up

1179
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 15: with Corey, please press nine. But does not give up easy.

1180
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 15: You have been warned have a positive emotion. They call

1181
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 15: termin They did.

1182
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 8: I can't believe a robot was the sexiest loser line

1183
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 8: message that we got this set.

1184
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 6: It's creative, it's unique, and it was genuinely cute.

1185
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:40,400
Speaker 2: He never broke.

1186
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if he lives like that in real life.

1187
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:48,399
Speaker 6: Can I please have your number? That wouldn't work.

1188
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,720
Speaker 2: I don't know that that was the first time he did.

1189
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 8: That, but I'm definitely punching that too. Button skipping right

1190
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 8: to the four place.

1191
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 2: A robot who's willing to give you a little love anyway.

1192
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 8: Listen to lose a line regularly at this time every week,

1193
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 8: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey

1194
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 8: TikTok where you can hear your favorite loser lines right there.

1195
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1196
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 8: We've got a return player today. Her name is Patience,

1197
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 8: and it's kind of ironic that that's her name because

1198
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 8: she recently was a patient in the hospital after getting

1199
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 8: emergency surgery. The luckily producer Boyd called her. She got

1200
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 8: up off that operating table and told the surgeons, sew

1201
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 8: me up later. I've got to play more trivia against

1202
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 8: Brooke today.

1203
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 1: Get one hand in her phone and one that's right.

1204
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 8: Patience, That failing kidney can wait. Welcome back to the show.

1205
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 14: Thank you, I'm glad to be back.

1206
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: Go sound great after all that anesthesia can really have

1207
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: emergency surgery or something.

1208
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 2: What's going on? Randomly?

1209
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 9: I had to get my gallbladder taken out.

1210
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 11: Luckily it's not important to have that.

1211
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 8: Would you do with it? Did you keep it?

1212
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 11: Oh?

1213
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 9: No, they wouldn't let me. I asked, they.

1214
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 8: Should let you bring it home and like display it

1215
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 8: on like the mantle as a souvenir at least for something.

1216
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 6: A show all my dates up there?

1217
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1218
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 4: Uh huh, you want to see another organ?

1219
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 8: Oh god, the hit the button. One of the button

1220
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 8: patients were going into dangerous territory here, So we better

1221
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 8: get to the game. You got thirty seconds to answer

1222
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 8: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1223
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 8: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke

1224
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 8: outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1225
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1226
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 8: Your time starts now. Christopher Walkin celebrates a birthday today.

1227
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 8: Is he in his seventies or eighties? Eighties? What's the

1228
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 8: name of the dangly thing in the back of your throat?

1229
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 8: According to the National Highway and Safety Commission, it's not

1230
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 8: recommended to keep your hands at ten and two anymore. Now,

1231
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 8: it's what nine and three? What Parker Brother board game

1232
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 8: has cards with infantry, cavalry, and artillery on it. Rick.

1233
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 8: The Model T was the first mass produced automobile made

1234
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 8: by what company?

1235
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:04,479
Speaker 5: Ford?

1236
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 8: What's the term for a male cat?

1237
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 14: I should know that, but I don't.

1238
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 8: You don't know the answer to every question ever, Patients,

1239
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 8: How dare you?

1240
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 9: I guess not?

1241
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 7: Oh?

1242
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 8: No, you did great work there. Brook's coming back in

1243
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 8: the studio here, And rumor has it that Patients might

1244
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 8: be traveling to Italy this summer. Oh, patients, are you

1245
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 8: going there for just the food or for the men too?

1246
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 11: I have a friend.

1247
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 9: Who lives in Italy?

1248
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 1: So did you use their quotes when you said friends?

1249
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 7: Patience?

1250
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 9: No, No, she's a friend that I played volleyball in college.

1251
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I played a lot of volleyball at my

1252
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 8: friend if you know the yes, all right, she's not

1253
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 8: Patience is officially freaked out.

1254
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do we make everything weird?

1255
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1256
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 8: Yah, Patients, you're a good sport for returning back to

1257
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 8: the show so many times. But now it's Brooks turn.

1258
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 8: Are you ready?

1259
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 2: Yes?

1260
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 8: Your time starts now. Christopher Walkin celebrates a birthday today

1261
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 8: is he in his seventies or eighties, eighties. What's the

1262
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 8: name of the dangly thing in the back.

1263
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 2: Of your throat you've leah.

1264
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 8: According to the National Highway and Safety Commission, it's not

1265
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 8: recommended to keep your hands at ten and two anymore.

1266
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 8: Now it's what I.

1267
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: Think it's down below? So five? And what's there? Seven?

1268
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 8: What Parker? Parker Brother board game has cards with infantry,

1269
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 8: cavalry and artillery on it.

1270
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 2: Smith day, Is that right?

1271
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:48,840
Speaker 5: We'll find out.

1272
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 8: In just a second. Brook. You can keep air motioning

1273
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 8: steering wheels.

1274
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 2: You can figure out where the clock was and where

1275
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 2: my hands I like to.

1276
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 8: Hold him low. Wow, you're so fun. It's in a

1277
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 8: bad spot. Let's go to the scoreboard with Jose. You

1278
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 8: need help with you?

1279
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, underwear out, then my back?

1280
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 10: Okay a child, patience, You've got four correct today?

1281
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 5: You know it was one?

1282
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1283
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 2: And way?

1284
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 4: Brook, you are right, no way, you only got two?

1285
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 8: I do what A thought all this time your gallbladder

1286
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 8: was holding you back from winning?

1287
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 4: That was it?

1288
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 8: That's amazing, well done. Let's go over the answers for everybody.

1289
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 8: Christopher walk And celebrates a birthday. He's in his eighties,

1290
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,920
Speaker 8: turning eighty two today. Wow, the dangling thing in the

1291
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 8: back of your throat, that's called the uvula because you were.

1292
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right. Jay didn't want to give it to you,

1293
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 6: but I was nice away.

1294
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 8: According to the National Highway and Safety Commission, you're not

1295
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 8: supposed to keep your hands at ten and two anymore.

1296
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 8: It's a little bit down nine and three, not uneath

1297
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 8: the wheels. Bros.

1298
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 2: Like, Yeah, one handed.

1299
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,920
Speaker 8: Nine and three is the proper way to do it.

1300
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 8: They changed it in twenty twenty two.

1301
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 6: Good job getting that right, Patients.

1302
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 8: You'd find infantry, cavalry, and artillery cards on the Parker

1303
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 8: brother board game Risk Yeah game. The Model T was

1304
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 8: first mass produced automobile made by the Ford Company, and

1305
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 8: the term for a male cat Patients, it's a Tom

1306
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 8: Tom tomomcat. Yes, Patients, Congratulations, you beat Brook. You get

1307
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 8: one hundred bucks plus just for playing. You're also winning

1308
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 8: a pair of fan Dango tickets to a Minecraft movie

1309
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 8: starring Jason Momoa and Jack Black, Embark On a Magical Quest,

1310
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 8: starting April fourth, only in theaters and imax.

1311
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 4: It is hard to tell the difference between Jack Black

1312
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 4: and Jason Momola when they're next to each other.

1313
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, in Minecraft mode.

1314
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1315
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 8: Congratulations patients awesome, Thank you guys so much.

1316
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 2: Hey, and have fun in Italy.

1317
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 16: Okay, I will well, I'll see if I make it there,

1318
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 16: but if I do, then I definitely will come.

1319
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 8: Back and play again soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks

1320
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:09,959
Speaker 8: same time tomorrow, Brooke

1321
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 7: And Jeffrey in the morning.