WEBVTT - #308: Skeery Got Screwed Greek Style 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:09.240 Start up up, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start up, Brooklyn buy, 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:13.680 start up up up. They making noise, no up, start 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:15.640 up up. 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:19.840 Episode threeh eight. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:21.960 Speak faster, speak faster. I gotta get to the bottom 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:23.360 of us. Look, I got to the bottom of what 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:27.120 what what? Okay slices Right before we turned on the 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:30.720 song to start the show, Scary says, look, look at me, 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:31.920 look at my camera, look at me. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:33.040 Don't look any different. 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:34.920 And he starts sticking his chin out and he's stretching 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:36.600 his neck and I'm thinking he'd get a face lift. 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:39.360 Is Tommy talk. I don't know what's different about me, 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:41.599 Brody Look, I don't know. I'm looking okay, but I'm 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:43.159 gonna say things that may be offensive. I don't want 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:45.239 to say the wrong thing. Okay, go ahead, say what 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:47.400 you want to say. Well, I said, your nose looks swollen. 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:51.080 You said, that's not it. Thanks, it looks like you 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:53.280 have more gray hair in the front. Now, well, no, 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:56.960 because there's no product in it. So there's that your 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:58.640 hair looks more gray. When you say product, you mean 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:03.440 hair dye, no, whatever, no, whenever I put on whenever 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:07.320 in the shoe, polish well, I usually put gel in 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:08.920 my hair and it kind of. 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:12.000 It has dark No, it's a darker feel. But yeah, 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.720 the darker feel into your hair. 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:17.840 No, I don't. Okay, I put in clear gel. I 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:21.520 put like studio line from Loreal is what I use every. 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:23.600 Morning, and it makes your hair black from no. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.760 Because it's because when it gets wet, the wet look 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:29.120 your hair looks darker. And by the way, the sunlight 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:31.600 shining on my hair, so yeah, it looks yeah, but no, 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:33.640 that's not what I was talking about. What's Let me 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:34.960 keep going. What's the shirt? 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:37.560 The neck of your shirt is drooping down so I 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:39.520 can see like three inches of your chest. 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:42.640 Okay, maybe that's not it. Zoom out, zoom out, maybe 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:46.119 zoom out. Yeah, maybe zoom out your cameras to zoom out. 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:50.120 Maybe maybe you're looking too closely, too granular. All I 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:52.040 see you're trying to check for out of out of 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:55.720 wack eyebrows and like straight hairs coming out of my nose. 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:58.160 That's not what it is. And yeah, I haven't shaven 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:01.080 for a while. These are things they haven't shaved. There's 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:02.120 nothing different a question. 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:05.000 Yeah, are you asking me what's different in the in 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:06.760 the whole screen I'm looking at or you. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:10.280 Physically, Yeah, the whole screen. What's's I see your shitty 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:11.520 gold microphones being used? 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:15.400 Now that is correct, even brody, and for all the 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:18.600 slices you are listening to me on the gold mic. 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:22.079 Finally, well, the light hitting off the gold mic must 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:23.760 be beaming off the top of your head because you 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:24.440 have gray hair. 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:26.640 Look at that. It looks got my name in there engraved. 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:29.200 Oh that's nice. I can't see it, says Scary Jones 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:30.799 and Crie on the other. 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:34.120 Side, huh so on both sides, it's almost for what 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:37.079 that was for how many years on the show thirty 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:42.359 twenty seven, twenty birthday, twenty fifty birthday? Yeah, gold fifty. 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:45.160 You get gold free fifty. Isn't that great? And it 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.800 works because I'll tell you what was wrong with it 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:51.400 was it had a bad diaphragm. 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:53.839 Well you've had that problem before with the ladies. 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:55.560 When I got it. When I got and I plugged 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:57.519 it in, remember how bad it sounded. 0:02:57.800 --> 0:02:59.560 Yeah, Well they say, Sam Scarry down. 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:03.239 Yeah, So they sent it back to the company electro voice, 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:07.480 and engineer Jeff said, hey, here you Mike came in today. 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:08.320 Sounds good. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:10.760 And here I am, so here I am. It sounds 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:13.120 and it sounds like the mic and remind the slices 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:14.079 while you're using it at home? 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:16.000 Well I have I. 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:18.560 Don't have a microphone. Really, I don't have a dedicated 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:21.920 mic position at work. I float around. I don't really get. 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:25.480 That at sixty maybe yeah, But what I do have. 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:29.280 Is the old microphone, which is uh that I've been 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:31.760 using on this podcast since the beginning, which is now 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:34.160 for sale. So I think I want to sell this 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:37.960 so you know what, It's got a lot of scary show. 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:41.960 Spit the DNA. Yea, who wants my scary spin? 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:42.200 Now? 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:43.800 What are you going to do if the gold mic 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:46.040 malfunctions again and you don't have the backup mic? 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:48.920 I got three of the mics back here, but this 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:50.800 one is now for sale? 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:52.440 Am I selling that for you? 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:53.520 Well? 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:55.160 We are you doing that right here? I think I 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:59.480 think we're gonna we're doing uh, we doing right now? 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:00.960 We see two vs. 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:03.960 Oh shoppers, check this out. It's one of a kind 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:05.280 of scary Jones microphone. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:07.760 You gotta order it now. Yeah, Oh my god. 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:09.800 Everybody loves those, don't They just love them? It's so 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:12.760 easy to use that's right, Samantha Brody. Do you well, 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:15.360 let me ask you this, what what do these retail 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:17.680 for when they're new? Do you know the actual retail 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.040 price is approximately three hundred and twenty five dollars? 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.000 Is that right after there was like five six hundred bucks? No, 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:22.680 I'm sorry. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:24.600 The actual retail price if you want scaries is eight 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:25.760 hundred and ninety seven dollars. 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:27.880 Well, well, how much? What what's it worth? Looking? This 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:30.280 is a heavy duty quality microphone. 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:32.040 Yeah, it is a little and if you look at 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:37.720 the screen on it, it's there's more than spitting there. 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:40.880 There's definitely some food particles. Anyway, anybody want. 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:42.440 To buy brought that? Did you buy that new? Or 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:43.240 did you get it to bring? 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:43.640 Oh? 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:44.760 I bought this one brand new? 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:47.480 Oh so nobody else's specie it? Now if he took 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:50.320 it from work from the old studios, that would have 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:53.320 possibly everyone who's been on the morning shows DNA on 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:56.960 it and some and some celebrities and celebrities right now 0:04:57.720 --> 0:05:00.360 like Taylor Swift, the microphone tailor Swift use last time 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:00.640 she was on. 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:02.760 That's gonna be worth a lot of money. This microphone here, 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:05.279 I've been talking to and justin Timberlake's French toast one 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:06.000 hundreds of dollars. 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:10.000 We did this microphone here I've been talking into for wow, 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:13.360 five years. I've recorded you know a lot of things 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:16.039 on here aside from the podcast. Did you do the 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:18.320 off air show with that microphone? Then off air show 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:20.200 was done with this microphone. It's got to be longer 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:22.040 than five years. We've been doing this for se No, 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:24.920 of course, all my Slowman's commercials that I recorded from 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:27.360 home and duncan dun't jingle? Hit the jingle hit di 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:30.000 jingle twice and you stole me a combos one from 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:30.479 last week. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:33.480 That's three hit him him. He's talking about I'm describing 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:37.240 a situation to you. Hit both jingles. I want to 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:38.360 both back to back now. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:48.880 And give me the product endorsement one. I'm gonna let 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:50.680 you slide on the combos one, but those two you're 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:51.400 not cut it out. 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:51.960 Stop it. 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:56.320 And by the way, we addressed some sponsorship issues on 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:57.000 Slice Time. 0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:58.360 Yeah we did for episode three h. 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:01.480 Seven, cats up with that which there were any but yeah, okay, 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:03.400 oh they weren't, but we addressed it. 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:08.120 We did. So anyway, so happy to be here today. Yeah, 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:11.160 you have the gold Mic. Yeah, anyway, let me ask 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:11.560 you a question. 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:15.240 Yeah, so Elvis is obviously over fifty. In fact, he 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:16.880 just turned sixty. 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.719 Yes, he did, and he has a gold mic he does, 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:21.800 and he got you and Danielle Gold. 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:24.000 Mike's were turning fifty. Correct. 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:26.480 Now when I was still on the show, I had 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:29.080 turned fifty, Yes, over fifty when I left the show. 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:32.880 Do you think he wouldn't have been able to get 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.200 you two guys microphones at fifty because he didn't get 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:36.560 me one, or he would have been like, fuck. 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:39.320 It, you're not on the air that much. Yeah, I 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:42.880 don't know, because I paved the way by leaving. Yeah, 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:44.680 but you know you're sick. There's no other fish. 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.040 So no, I'm not to go fuck yourself. You're not sixty. 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:50.880 Shut the fuck up. I thought you were sixty. Oh sucker, Dick. 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:54.839 I'm sorry. Well anyway, but you're older than me. But anyway, yeah, yeah, 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:56.799 a couple of years older. He turned fifty first. 0:06:57.279 --> 0:07:00.800 Okay, Well, well with that said, m I will tell 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:05.200 you that I think that this was just a new, 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:08.880 a new idea because Greg t if you remember, he 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:12.280 turned fifty and he did not get one. Oh but wait, 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:14.760 he was not working with the show at the time. 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:19.480 He was already that's right, So yeah, so maybe. 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:26.480 Let it know. Okay, well right there you go. All right, 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:28.600 very good, very good? 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:34.560 Uh yeah, right, so where are we going? I don't 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:36.760 know you you wanted to bring something up real quick 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:38.800 because we had to take a break soon in a 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:39.320 a little while. 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:41.239 Do we do we really waste this much time? 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:46.640 We may have We may have absolutely done that. You 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:47.920 know what I want to do. I'm gonna just get 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:49.960 this ready here, I want to play I want to 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:52.080 play audio, but I'll play it after the commercial break. 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:55.600 As you know, I mentioned previously on this podcast that 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:58.760 I am I am going to be part of another 0:07:58.840 --> 0:07:59.720 podcast soon. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:00.400 Right. 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:03.840 We spent three weeks coming up with names, and the 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.560 name I came up with was selected. Very excited about that. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.160 And I have an opening song that we're going to 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:12.560 be playing that I created for the podcast. And I 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:15.040 would like to use this podcast as an opportunity to 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:17.040 at least tease the podcast. And I'll tell you it's 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:19.320 not debuting for another couple of weeks, but okay, I'll 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:21.120 tell you a little bit about it when we come back. 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.200 But yeah, I have I have a major target Scamboni. 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:26.480 I need your opinion on this. Is it brilliant or 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:27.960 devilishly evil and terrible? 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:29.880 Okay? 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:32.280 I will well, before we do that, why don't we 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:33.920 just play the song and just rip the bandate off. 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:36.560 Let's get it going. Yeah, let's do it. First of all, 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:37.640 what's the name of the podcast. 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:41.800 The podcast is called Thrown Together Thrown Together, and it 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:47.080 is hosted by myself, me, David Brody, and two of 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:50.040 my other hosts, Christian Blatt b L A. 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:50.360 D T. 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:52.560 And Eric Nagel from the It's Eric Nigels Show. 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:55.480 All three of them, all three of us, have been 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:58.040 executive producers from major radio personalities. 0:08:58.080 --> 0:08:59.040 Thrown Together. 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:04.520 Was the producer of the massively popular, nationally syndicated Opie 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:08.080 and Anthony Show in the mid two thousands through the 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:11.280 almost twenty twenty. I believe they were on Serious exam 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:14.160 They're on radio stations on the country, and he was 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:17.760 their executive producer. And Christian was the executive producer for 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:20.600 The Dennis Miller Show Comedian Dennis Miller from Saturday Night Live. 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:23.040 And of course I was one of the executive producers 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:26.079 for Elvis Strand and the nationally syndicated morning show So 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:28.880 the three of us are getting together to do a 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:34.959 morning show style show live one day a week. It's 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:38.040 gonna be Wednesday or Thursday, probably around one pm, and 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.440 you'll be able to tune in live and then of 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:44.840 course if you miss it, it'll be living on YouTube. 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.840 So easy and so people can participate live. 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:50.400 Yeah, you'll be able to send questions and super chat 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:53.560 questions and all that stuff and interact with us on 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:56.000 Thrown Together, which is the name of the podcast, and 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:58.760 it's gonna be a an hour long. It's going to 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:00.440 be about an hour hour and a half. Yeah, one 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:02.079 day a week and see it. We'll see how it goes. 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:03.240 Okay, I'm looking. 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:07.360 So this is a song I wrote about Thrown Together, 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:09.800 the three producers hosting a show, and I have to 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:11.439 remix this so if it's not one hundred percent clear, 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:12.240 it will be clearer. 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:17.520 But here it is. It's that time. 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:35.960 Nor no War of the worlds since So what they're 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:39.960 doing today? 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.280 Okay, there you go. That's cute. 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:46.800 Thrown Together by Fate, right, they produced shows that were great. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:49.720 It's been a while since they got paid, so this 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:50.319 is what they're doing. 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:52.840 You also took a ship on What Morning Radio does 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:54.400 some features, but. 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:57.680 I just point out there's no gossip, no horoscopes, no 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:01.360 prank phone calls, no War of the Roses, okay, because 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:04.400 that's not what we're doing, and I love prank phone calls. 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.280 I don't like there's no budget because you're using AI 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.560 to write your song. That's right. 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:11.920 There's no budget, no income. We're just doing a podcast 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:13.960 because we want to do it. No Roger, no Rent, 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.960 that's right, No Roger Rent. Okay, the greatest lines on 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:19.840 television history. Right, well, good luck with that thrown together. 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:21.760 I'll give you more details as we get closer, but 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:23.959 it wanted to feel with the Brooklyn Boys at all. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:26.040 I might have to start playing the jingle for you 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:29.920 because technically you'd be getting paid off of that, right 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:33.800 and so that would be a product endorsement of another 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:34.880 podcast that you're doing. 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:39.200 We have no sponsors, we're not signed by anyone. We 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:42.360 are not getting paid all right now. If iHeart and 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:44.439 and Premiere A Radio want to pick us up, that's 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:47.839 up to them. But as of right now, it's I'm 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:49.920 joining the podcast they thought of, and. 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:54.720 Uh, they're sticking to their original decision of leaving you 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:55.679 in the dust. 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:57.400 How are they leaving me in the dust. For now, 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:58.520 I'm an equal co host. 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:03.480 No, for now, ex the decision from before, like meaning 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:06.920 like your current status, your current status. 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:09.240 Not going forward, I'm not talking about your new project. 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:12.080 Current status will not getting paid, yes, which is why 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:15.120 that sactly all right. I hope that changes, but we 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:16.880 have to do it before someone's going to pay us. 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:20.199 All right, looking forward to it. What does it start? September? 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:20.280 What? 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:23.640 Uh, we don't have a start day yet, but don't worry, 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:25.280 you'll hear it announced on this podcast. 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:29.160 Oh really, I just use this platform to to actually 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:31.880 vacuum the listeners out of this one and into the 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:33.120 new project one hundred percent. 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:34.360 Not this is a second thing. 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:37.840 Uh, Like, just like you do speaking volumes with share, 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:41.200 I expect all the Brooklyn Boys to listen to the slices, 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:42.680 to listen to that podcast as well. 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:47.480 All right, well, I'm looking forward to it. You know 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:48.760 you won't listen to a minute of it. 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:56.000 You know me too? Well, Yeah, podcast was most unsupportive 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:59.600 co host. Come on, now, I support you. I support you, yeah, 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:00.520 me on. 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:02.640 The Brooklyn Boys podcast. I support you on on your 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:06.720 other podcast. I've been on your other podcast. In fact, 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:09.079 as an executive producer of a morning show. We may 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:11.520 have to have you on as a guest. I would 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.640 love I would love to be a part of it. 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:15.600 You know, I would support you in any ways possible. 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:16.320 So I know you would. 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:19.840 And because we have so many connections in radio, we 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.400 have a number of big name comedians lined up to 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:25.120 be on the show that you that you personally didn't 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:25.840 want on this show. 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:28.839 Oh yeah, so okay, you bring those people to that 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:34.880 there sounds like a match made in heaven. Actually, so 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:37.880 I told you that was I talking about him on 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:40.840 this podcast about Who's Tonight? My Dad, about my dad 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:45.200 going to his fiftieth I didn't talk about it on 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:46.760 that I talked about it, Mike. 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:47.920 No, he went to it. 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:53.160 He went to his best friend's fiftieth anniversary wedding anniversary. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:56.040 It was a fiftieth anniversary of what it was a 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:59.240 fiftieth wedding anniversary. Well wedding anniversary. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bob, 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:04.400 Bob and Carroll from Bob and Carroll, Bobby O'Carroll from 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:09.280 Old Bridge, New Jersey. And so he hits me up 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:14.440 about a week before he goes Tony, I knew, listen, 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:16.760 I need help writing I gotta write a speech. I 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:19.480 gotta I gotta get up and say some words. They're 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:21.920 gonna give me a microphone, and I don't know what 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.480 to do. I just you know, I got things I 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.520 gotta say, but my brain is like I got all 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:30.680 these ideas, but I don't know how to put it 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:34.480 like eloquently. So I said, well, need to do my dad. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:36.600 So Wei, we're here, we're gonna do. You're gonna give 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:39.120 me some facts about them. Tell me a little bit 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:41.640 about Bobby and Carol, and you're. 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:45.560 Going to I'm gonna put it in AI in chat. 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:48.360 Shept, and I'm gonna see what open AI has to 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.280 say about it. I'm gonna say, give me a ninety 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:53.360 minute second to me a two minute speech about Bobby 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:53.880 and Carol. 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:58.480 Sock Brody. I kid you not. You really shouldn't use 0:14:58.520 --> 0:14:59.840 AI for anything. That's terrible. 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:03.600 I should No, No, you know you know AI sucks, right. 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:07.240 So I told my dad, I said, Dad, all right, 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:09.280 I'm going to help you out. So he talked about 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:12.160 he was, yeah, so you know Carol, he give me 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:15.240 some details, fine tune it. So yeah, well, Bobby played 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:17.920 in the band and like they they met, like when 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:20.840 he was up on stage one night, and you know, 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:23.240 there was a woman in the crowd and she had 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:26.400 on her hot pants, so Carol had hot pants on. 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.800 So he couldn't concentrate or focus on anything else other 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:30.000 than Carol's hot pants. 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:33.200 So hot pants. 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:38.240 I plug hot plug that in there. A few other things. 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:39.920 You know, he's always he's like, he's always had like 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:42.440 a million jobs. He's had like seven eight jobs. All 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:44.400 these you know, my father, you know, knows them all 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:47.040 this time. So I had chat gpt, write him a joke, 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:50.160 write him a speech, and then I followed it up 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:53.320 with all right, make it a little bit more, make 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:56.560 it a little bit more. Said yeah, no, not even 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:59.880 make it a little bit more colloquial. I said, make 0:15:59.920 --> 0:16:03.320 it first once brought over here, I said, I said, 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:04.840 my dad's from Brooklyn. 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:07.800 I said, can you speak Brooklyn? And I swear to 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:10.320 you Brody. It changed his speech. 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:13.760 From a very proper, elegant using Brooklyn where it's hold on, wait, no, 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.920 it gets better. So then I said, make roast him 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:18.480 a little bit, throw a couple of jokes in there 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:20.640 about how many jobs he's had and whatever the case, 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:22.680 and how he's always spending too much money on all 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:27.800 these parties. Okay, long story short, my father, and this 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:29.760 is not this is not the funny thing. 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:31.080 Okay, this is not where the joke is. 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:34.280 No, this isn't well, well, this is not where I'm 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:36.400 going because that's not what I'm gonna play you. I'm 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:41.320 gonna play you something else. So he basically said, all right, 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:42.200 I do, I'll. 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:44.840 Do the speech. So he took it. He loved it. 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:46.720 My father owned it. He owned the night. 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:50.760 My sister made some index cards. And then I talked 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:53.800 about it on the radio. And after this he does 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:57.360 the speech. He goes. 0:16:57.400 --> 0:16:59.360 Someone screams out of the back of the room. 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:05.040 That was AI because I had spoken about it on 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:08.440 the radio and I told everyone, I told the audience 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:10.959 and wait until after the fact. No, I did it before, 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:14.159 So you suck. So he got caught. He goes, and 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:16.720 so he calls me. He goes at d Nay, he goes, 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:20.800 he goes, you saw me down the river. They all 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:24.240 knew it was artificial intelligence. I said, but Dad, you 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:27.560 do know you spoke from the heart. These were your thoughts, 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:30.399 These were your They just might not have been you know, 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:31.159 your words. 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:33.160 You know that's not what you said on the air. 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:35.200 You totally threw him under the bus. 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:35.639 I threw him. 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:37.399 Well, I threw under the bus, and I shouldn't have been. 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:38.960 I love your dad and I'm sorry I did that. 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:41.119 He's not listening to this podcast. No he's not. 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:45.560 So I said, you know, one of these days, I'm 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:46.960 gonna have to get up and I'm gonna have to 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:50.720 roast and say a few words about David Brody. So 0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:55.080 I said, you know what, chat Cheept said, son of 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:57.200 a bitch, chat Cheept. I'm gonna tell you a little 0:17:57.200 --> 0:18:00.159 bit about my buddy David Brody, and I want you 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:02.200 to write a speech about it. 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:04.399 David Brody, are you Are you gonna read this speech? 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:05.520 Are you gonna have a I read this speech. 0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:07.000 I'm gonna try and get AI to do it. I 0:18:07.040 --> 0:18:07.920 haven't tried this yet. 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:10.200 Let me just point out that anything in here that's 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:12.320