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Speaker 1: Second date update. How much does what a guy drives

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Speaker 2: It depends on the girl.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it depends on the car too. Yeah about a

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Speaker 1: classic Aston Martin or a shiny new Bugatti.

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Speaker 2: But that's really fancy. I just think the guy driving

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Speaker 2: that is really old isn't always a bad thing.

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Speaker 1: What about the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile. If your date shows

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Speaker 1: up and you look out the window and see he's

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Speaker 1: parked the big Wiener out in your driveway, you're thinking, well,

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Speaker 1: don't need underwear tonight. I know where this is going.

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Speaker 1: And one of our listeners, Kenny his drive during his date.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna find out what that is and just a bit.

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Speaker 1: But first, Kenny, welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, how you doing? Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Kenny, it sounds like whatever I was gonna say,

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Speaker 2: you were proud of whatever you drive. But I guess same.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I said, we'll get to your sexy vehicle

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Speaker 1: in just a second. First, tell us about the girl

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Speaker 1: that you went out with. What's her name?

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Speaker 3: Their name's Ellie And uh Now, usually don't find too

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Speaker 3: many women out there, and so I went on plenty

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Speaker 3: of fists kind of connected. But the one thing she

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Speaker 3: had this tattoo of a phoenix like on her neck

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Speaker 3: coming out her back.

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Speaker 1: A neck tattoo.

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Speaker 3: Moking, hot bro, I'm a sucker for any chicks with

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Speaker 3: that too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're thinking that she makes questionable, possibly drunk decisions

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Speaker 1: that will stay with her for the rest of her life.

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Speaker 2: She didn't read as an art lover.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Yeah, So we linked up, went out, got

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Speaker 4: I paid for it, got shot here and there. It

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Speaker 4: didn't try to overdo it.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask you? Were you just looking for like

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean I'm not gonna be over pushing that

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, not emotional level. I think we're talking just physical.

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Speaker 4: Level, right, any type of level I.

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Speaker 3: Can get you next.

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Speaker 1: So is that why you brought up the type of

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Speaker 3: I can't even remember how we got on it, but

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Speaker 3: it was talking about the electrical vehicle thing, and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: I have a Tesla.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's a Tesla.

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Speaker 3: Right, it was like my moment I could actually shine

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Speaker 3: and I mean I milk it.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'd like the thing with Tesla's I mean, it's

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I don't even know cars, but like when I hear that,

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Speaker 1: What'd she think when she said you had a Tesla?

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Speaker 4: She was a little impressed.

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Speaker 3: She was impressed though.

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Speaker 4: We took her out there and showed her.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, so you guys went outside of the bar

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Speaker 3: It, well, not sadding it, you know. I kind of

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Speaker 3: free you know, the whole You're like, let me.

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Speaker 1: Show you the car.

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Speaker 2: Hey, come here, Tesla just drove itself.

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Speaker 4: In your pocket.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I'm jealous. It freaks me out when cars drive themselves.

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Speaker 2: Does it more than if alexis dress?

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Speaker 1: Yea, calm her down a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, once I took my hands out of my

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Speaker 3: She wanted to drive, She wasn't up for that. You know.

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Speaker 3: I think I kind of got her enough.

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Speaker 2: See that makes me think that she wasn't as into

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Speaker 3: Then again, I think she saw those YouTube videos where

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Speaker 4: Okay, but night goes on and we moved to another location.

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Speaker 3: Trying to be discreet.

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Speaker 4: Long story short, I offered her some kink cake.

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Speaker 2: Wait are we at a restaurant at your house? Where

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Speaker 2: are you giving her cake?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 3: I got her back to my spot for nightcaps. That's

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're like, I'm even drive here. The Tesla drove itself.

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Speaker 1: Tesla's quite the wing man.

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Speaker 2: Dude. That is such a move to have cake at

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Speaker 2: It was like you had an acad cake at your house.

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Speaker 2: Of course she's gonna go up there totally.

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Speaker 4: But look, we're y there. You know, we're talking about

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Speaker 4: the tattoos. She's telling me how she has other tattoos.

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Speaker 4: You know I can't see those yet, you know, so

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Speaker 3: Oh, let me. You know, this cake usually is the

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Speaker 3: to say I forced it, but I'm like, win in Rome.

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Speaker 3: You can't go there, not to the coliseum, so win

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Speaker 3: in my home.

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Speaker 2: Is that how the saying goes?

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Speaker 4: But truthfully, I'm not sure if I was a little

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Speaker 2: About seeing her other tattoos.

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Speaker 4: No no, no no no no. About the cake.

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Speaker 1: You're saying that she didn't want the cake when you

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Speaker 4: She could have been on the.

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Speaker 2: She Why wouldn't she just say that if she was diabetic.

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Speaker 5: Get you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say I was excited.

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Speaker 1: So after she left, have you been able to get

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't been able to get in contact letters

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Speaker 2: It's hard. I don't know women who don't work on

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Speaker 1: This one's really thrown brook for a week. So we

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Speaker 1: need to play a song, let her reset, We'll come back.

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Speaker 1: We'll call Ellie for you and try and get your

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Speaker 3: Okay, alright, alright, all right, hold on man.

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Speaker 1: Second date update. In the long tumultuous history of this show,

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Speaker 1: we've never heard anything quite as shocking as what Kenny

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Speaker 1: just told us that his date actually turned down an

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Speaker 1: offer for free kick. And this is after a very fun,

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Speaker 1: very sexy night filled with wine, self driving Tesla's, and

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Speaker 1: Phoenix neck tattoos. So when we heard what happened, we

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Speaker 1: of logical explanation for this. Maybe she's on a diet.

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Speaker 1: Maybe she had some sort of traumatic run in with

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Speaker 1: to actually call Ellie and ask her why do you

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Speaker 1: hate cake? And why won't you date Kenny? Maybe we

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Speaker 1: asked the important than the I am more concerned about

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Speaker 1: the cake, to.

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Speaker 2: Be honest, Kenny. Did the cake go to waste? Or

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Speaker 2: did you finish it all by yourself that night?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I took care of the cake. Had to worry

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Speaker 2: All by Selfie use cake?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well, hopefully you don't have to do that

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Speaker 1: and you can get somebody to split it with you

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Speaker 1: if we can get a second date. Here, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: dial Ellie's number right now and we're gonna do our best.

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Speaker 1: All right, Are you ready?

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Speaker 3: All right? Let's go?

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Speaker 1: All right? Here we go?

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Speaker 5: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hi? Is this Ellie? Hi? Ellie, I'm calling from Brooks Bakery.

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Speaker 1: I've heard that you refuse to try a sample of

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Speaker 1: our cake the other night.

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Speaker 2: And oh she's laughing. No, I'm just you have a

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Speaker 2: good sense of humor, though, Kelly.

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Speaker 1: We're actually a morning radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning, and you're on it now.

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Speaker 5: Oh you guys. I mean, I don't listen to radio off,

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Speaker 2: Well, good news. You can also find our podcast on

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Speaker 2: Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 5: No shoes, just streaming at work.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's what exactly any day all day.

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Speaker 5: So what's up, guys.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, we're just hounding all of the people in

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Speaker 1: the area telling them to listen to our podcast. We're desperate.

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Speaker 1: Ratings are horrible.

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Speaker 2: That was sarcasm.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, See I'm not very good at anything on

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Speaker 1: this show, including being funny. But the truth is that

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Speaker 1: we're doing something called a second Date Update, and we're

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Speaker 1: looking to help out one of our listeners that went

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Speaker 1: out on a date with you recently named Kenny.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I thought this was going to be a

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Speaker 5: fun surprise.

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Speaker 2: Oh so Kenny isn't fun.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, he was great. He was lots of fun.

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Speaker 5: It's just the second part of the date wasn't.

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Speaker 2: Oh. Oh, so you you like the first part though,

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Speaker 2: I mean, we could concentrate on the positive for a second.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, No, he was really fun. He took me out

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Speaker 5: in his tesla. I've never done that before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. We actually spoke to Kenny for a little bit

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Speaker 1: and he seemed really cool and he made us laugh.

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Speaker 1: He seemed like a funny guy to us. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's very, very very funny.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So wait, so you're like having a great time,

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Speaker 2: you're planning on I'm guessing like calling this guy back

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Speaker 2: like you're feeling good. What happened? Why did it change? Oh?

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Speaker 5: I mean he took me back to his house, which cool.

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Speaker 5: You know, I was comfortable with that, okay, And you know,

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Speaker 5: we're sitting on the couch and his phone went off.

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Speaker 5: He had a text or some kind of a notification,

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, just so you know, we asked Kenny

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Speaker 2: He left his own apartment while you were in it.

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Speaker 2: Is that what you just said?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think he wanted me to know that

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Speaker 2: Was there like a weird I mean, maybe a delivery

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Speaker 1: Maybe I had to pass gas and didn't want to do.

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Speaker 5: That would have been better than what actually happened.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what actually happened.

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Speaker 5: What actually happened is I was curious, so I went

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Speaker 2: I thought it was like going to be a drug

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Speaker 1: Here. He mentioned to us that he offered you some cake,

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Speaker 5: All these things are going through my head. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: This is the conspiracy cake theory.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's why you turned down the cake.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I turned down the cake. And then that was

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Speaker 2: Like did it look like fresh cake or cakes cake?

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm reading this right. Unlike Brook, you're not

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Speaker 5: No, no, you lied to me about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you didn't ask him.

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Speaker 2: How could you not ask him like is this dumpster cake?

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Speaker 2: I mean I would just.

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Speaker 5: It was the first date. I didn't want him to

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Speaker 1: Okay, I get that inclination. Did not want to mention

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Speaker 5: Now, how you doing that's doing dirting here? Come on,

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Speaker 5: I had no idea he would be on the line.

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Speaker 1: You got it all wrong, ell Oh what did she

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Speaker 3: Okay, So my next door neighbor, she's an elderly woman,

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Speaker 3: and when I told her I was going on a date.

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Speaker 4: She thought it would be a good idea to give

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Speaker 2: There's a grandma that lives in your apartment building who

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Speaker 3: Oh no, so she text me and she was saying, hey,

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Speaker 3: I got you a nice sweet treat the time you like.

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Speaker 3: And while I was out there, you know, she just

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Speaker 4: Now that I know you were watching me, it makes sense.

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Speaker 4: I can't see where you might think I got it

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Speaker 2: Would the old woman put the cake on top of

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Speaker 3: Because the way our apartments are, she didn't want to

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Speaker 1: His apartment's not wheelchair accessible. She can only get to

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Speaker 4: She was just doing a nice thing.

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Speaker 3: I was trying to just like do a nice thing,

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Speaker 3: and I thought you would like the cake. I didn't

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Speaker 3: know you thought I was dumpster diving.

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Speaker 1: Kelly, do you believe him.

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Speaker 5: I kind of believe his story. I mean, of all

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Speaker 1: I mean, we don't know Kenny that well, but I

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Speaker 2: On the fence, I can't tell. What's the woman's name?

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Speaker 2: Does she give you?

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Speaker 1: Why would he lie and eat dumpster cake in front

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Speaker 1: of her?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Because he didn't know that she saw. I don't

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Speaker 2: think that that is my issue with the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: I think my issue is why that's the meeting point

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Speaker 2: for their baked goods.

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Speaker 1: It's a second date update. Are we really focused on

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Speaker 2: Well, to know if he's slide or not.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm being honest.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what to tell you. I don't eat dumpsters.

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Speaker 5: I believe him, Guys.

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Speaker 1: I believe it.

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Speaker 2: You believe him. That's all that matters is.

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Speaker 1: Okay, We'll get cake CSI to look in on you.

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Speaker 1: I've launch a full investigation on where the cake was

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Speaker 1: placed exactly.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why I care I would have eaten

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Speaker 1: Even the real thing that we care about on the

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Speaker 1: That's what we want to get to the bottom of.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but what's it for the garbage? I would go

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Speaker 5: on dates?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, now that we've solved the cake mystery

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Speaker 1: around the garbage cake, we would like to offer to

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Speaker 1: send you out on a second date and we'll pay

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Speaker 5: I guess that kind of makes up for like snekally

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Speaker 5: having him on the other line. Yeah, I would love

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Speaker 2: All right, Kitty.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm glad you guys afore that. But the

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Speaker 3: real thing is like she was like spying on me,

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Speaker 3: and like she could have like averted all this if

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Speaker 3: she was just communicated.

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Speaker 2: Okay, good, lookin girl, it doesn't spy on you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So wait, what are you saying then?

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Speaker 4: Bro?

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Speaker 2: Are you saying you don't want.

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Speaker 1: To date anymore?

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Speaker 4: I'm kind of good, bro?

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Speaker 1: Are you no way?

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Speaker 4: After?

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Speaker 3: You guys are doing too much for me, man. I mean,

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Speaker 3: she tried to explain it.

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Speaker 4: But I'm a trash picture to her.

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Speaker 3: Oh and she couldn't even communicate it, So I'm done

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Speaker 3: have a nice lifetime.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh god, it could be the thing is just

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Speaker 2: with your dumpster cake, You who so quickly his.

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Speaker 1: Neighbor is going to be really want to be.

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Speaker 2: Our new show slogan, have fun with the dumpster cake

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,