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Speaker 1: Yes Have No Fear The I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast

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Speaker 1: This year, Yggdy have no fear The im Rapaport Stereo

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Speaker 1: Podcast this year. Back back for twenty twenty four with

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Speaker 1: the Young Shooter Deuce Collins. Just came back from Hawaii, Aloha.

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Speaker 1: He's breaking down his trip. We're going over New Year's resolutions.

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Speaker 1: We're talking Dick Staine, Donald Trump, will you pull the

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Speaker 1: lever in twenty twenty four?

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Speaker 2: And so much more, New.

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Speaker 1: Year's resolutions and everything. It's the I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Happy New Year Edition. Miles Joanneke, the Bleach Brothers aka

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Speaker 1: the Diggity Desk brother Start this puppyletrop real nice, start.

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Speaker 2: This puppy river tup reel lamp.

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Speaker 3: But most of all, to start this twenty twenty.

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Speaker 1: Four year of disruptive podcasting off with something real funky.

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Speaker 2: Say, I Am Rapport Stereo Podcast. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Three two one boom, Yes have No Fear. The im

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Speaker 2: Is here.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: Ziggety Zone of Disruption. Happy, happy, fantastic New Year.

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Speaker 3: We are back.

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Speaker 2: It is twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: We have been anticipating twenty twenty four since twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: because twenty twenty four is an election year. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, but we're not getting into that right now.

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Speaker 1: What we are getting into is a brand new banging

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Speaker 1: I am Rapaport Stereo Podcasts.

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Speaker 3: My name is Michael Rapperpert.

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Speaker 1: Aka the grin did Go aka the Sultan Stuff aka

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Speaker 1: the Inflamed ashka Nazi aka the Jewish Charles Oakley aka

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Speaker 2: And this is the.

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Speaker 1: Im Rappaport Stereo Podcast, the first episode of twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 3: Welcome and without further ado, let's bring him in.

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Speaker 2: You know who he is.

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Speaker 1: I know who he is, The young Shooter, Deuce Collins

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Speaker 1: aka Deuce Patino aka Deuce Cuddles, the part time sometime

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Speaker 1: co host with the most of the im Rappaport Stereo Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Deuce Pacino, What is going on, dude? Happy Happy new Year,

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Speaker 1: my friend. Happy new Year to you too. Man, what

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Speaker 1: a what a fucking year twenty twenty three was. I'm

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Speaker 1: just glad that we're in twenty twenty four moving forward,

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Speaker 1: and yeah, I'm excited for the for the new year.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to like, just take advantage of everything, get

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Speaker 1: back in shape, start eating right, because Christmas was all

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Speaker 1: fucked up. We were eating like shit during Christmas, and

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Speaker 1: then you know, it's been a lot and I could

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Speaker 1: see you've been eating good, and so both.

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Speaker 2: Of them eating well, like eating healthy or not? What

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Speaker 2: do you mean? No, I see you've been eating good

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Speaker 2: like you.

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Speaker 4: It seems like you've been enjoying the Christmas holiday as well,

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Speaker 4: and the New Year's holiday, and probably a lot of

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Speaker 4: weeks before Christmas too. It looks like you've been enjoying

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Speaker 4: that too. But I think we both been doing it.

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Speaker 4: I think it's good for both of us to take

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Speaker 4: this new year and really get in shape and slim down,

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Speaker 2: So I you know, I.

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Speaker 4: Could use like a workout buddy too, if you were

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Speaker 4: interested in going to the gym with me, because I

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Speaker 3: I'm always good to go to the gym.

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Speaker 1: But I actually am about six pounds more than my

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Speaker 1: my fighting weight, so I'm fine.

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Speaker 2: Don't fight What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: Don't drag me into your your misery, your whole of

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Speaker 1: crazy when I was in Israel eating since then, I've

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Speaker 2: What were you eating? Like, what were you eating out there?

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Speaker 2: That was so crazy?

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Speaker 4: Like just a lot of a lot of hummus, a

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Speaker 1: It wasn't so much necessarily the Israeli food, although I

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Speaker 2: It was everything in between.

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Speaker 4: So we were doing eata bread. That pita bread is

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Speaker 4: But I mean, I I mean we talked a little bit,

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Speaker 4: but bit it out right. No. I was kind of

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Speaker 4: stammering her. Damn, I mean, you're the king of that.

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Speaker 4: You're uh uh, you're you're all that shit. You do

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Speaker 4: I sometimes I watch your videos and I'm like, get

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Speaker 4: to the fucking point, motherfucker, spit it the fuck out.

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Speaker 4: So I you know, I think just being around jew

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Speaker 4: But we did go to We had a great trip

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Speaker 4: in Hawaii with my family. My girlfriend came with me.

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Speaker 4: That was a big deal to have her on the trip,

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Speaker 4: on a family trip. I don't think I've ever had

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Speaker 4: there's a lot of us. There's there's a lot of

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Speaker 2: What do you mean in me I mean, and.

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Speaker 3: Like, like, what does that mean? That's what makes me

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Speaker 1: And I've met her and I adore her, and she's smart.

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Speaker 2: But then when I go, why him? What that is? So?

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Speaker 2: Why why him?

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Speaker 1: I have to like then I have to go you

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Speaker 3: And I and I start looking at her sideways.

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Speaker 4: Interesting. I don't appreciate you saying that. I I mean,

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Speaker 4: I'm very lucky to be with her as well. I

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Speaker 4: I'm taken. You know, it's been I've been with her

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Speaker 4: the comments were like, damn, she's more beautiful than the scenery,

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Speaker 4: I didn't get a lot of that love, that same

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Speaker 4: kind of gorgeous, wow you look so good. A lot

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Speaker 1: You're never gonna get that, You're never gonna get that

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Speaker 3: Oh, she's so lucky.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, the gorgeous couple.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna it's never gonna be like you're part of

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Speaker 2: A catch any of that shit.

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Speaker 3: None of that shit's ever happening, homie ever.

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Speaker 2: That's that's okay, Well that's not true.

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Speaker 4: But there were a couple of people that were saying, Oh,

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Speaker 4: doing with my man? And that made me feel good.

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Speaker 4: But then when I went to her picture and her page,

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Speaker 4: make me feel good. That was kind of strange. I'm

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Speaker 4: not your man, you have nothing to do with the stay.

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Speaker 4: I'm not looking for cakes case.

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Speaker 1: You're looking for a problem. In Ti, we want to

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Speaker 1: start the year off good. We don't want no problems.

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Speaker 2: It's twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 4: Did you do anything for New Year's Well, I was

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Speaker 4: going back to the family vacation because we were talking

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Speaker 4: vacation in Hawaii. It was beautiful. I did a lot

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Speaker 4: White Lotus season one, which I've never seen the White Lotus.

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Speaker 4: I know you've seen White Lotus Season two, right.

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Speaker 4: I loved White Lotus. I just finished season two also,

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Speaker 2: Late to the party. But anyway, it was a great trip.

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Speaker 1: There were eleven Did you like season one better than

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Speaker 1: season two? Yes, again, I only saw season two. There's

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Speaker 4: I liked the Hawaiian backdrop of season one. They were

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Speaker 4: and they were I want to breakfast buffets every morning.

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Speaker 4: It was like I was relating to all of it

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Speaker 4: the characters were great. And I really think that you

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Speaker 4: would dig season one. I think that you should go

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Speaker 4: back and watch it. I thought, Jennifer COOLi, it was

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Speaker 4: fucking incredible in it. But I finished season two and

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Speaker 4: love Aubrey Plaza and and I heard they're filming the

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Speaker 4: next one in Thailand like as we speak. So it's

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Speaker 4: a good show. Mike White, who created it, who also

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Speaker 4: he's fucking great. But anyway, it was. It was really

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Speaker 4: Didn't surf, But the we did activities so like our

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Speaker 1: Do you ever ever think about getting yourself like an implant?

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Speaker 4: You could use a lip You could use a lip one.

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Speaker 2: Fuck you man, fuck yourself. I think you know.

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Speaker 1: Did you think about getting some fucking implants? And you're

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Speaker 4: I said no, I said, I'm saying no. You already

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Speaker 4: Changed my changed my life And it wasn't it wasn't

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Speaker 1: Be doing a a amen. Amen, listen. What you're not

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Speaker 1: do is fucking be throwing potshots in me. That's what

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Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to do that. I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: That's what the fuck you ain't gonna do is throw

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Speaker 1: right now, off the top, first podcast of twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna straight it out right now. Your nose or yo,

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Speaker 1: I'll fucking hang up on you. No, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: Fantastic doctor, But whoever's listening, look up that ten minute

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Speaker 1: nos job I believe his name is doctor Rifkin. I

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Speaker 4: It's like a candy shop in there. You gotta be

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Speaker 1: Around on the start looking like a real housewife on

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Speaker 2: What did you do for New Year's? What was your

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Speaker 1: I don't fuck with Dick Clark. I don't fuck with

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Speaker 3: It's business as usual.

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Speaker 2: I was asleep.

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Speaker 1: I believe we were sleeping my ten ten thirty maybe.

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Speaker 2: None. Can you hear the ball drop? Are you like?

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Speaker 1: While I'm in New York? Do I hear the commotion

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Speaker 2: Have you ever been in New York?

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Speaker 1: I told you were sleeping, all right, Fine, fuck it?

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Speaker 1: And you know, other than you know, being back, I

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Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna be in Jersey and uh that's the

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Speaker 1: month of January. But tickets are available at Michael Roundportcomedy

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Speaker 4: No, And I wanted to talk to you about that

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Speaker 4: two people showed up, right.

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Speaker 1: They started protesting me is they brought me on stage,

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Speaker 1: fuck you micro Aroundport, fuck you Mike Aroundport. And security

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants to hear this shit in the cant pussy here.

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Speaker 1: Pussy it out. I was like, then they started throwing

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Speaker 1: But in hindsight, I was also like, Yo, my protesters

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Speaker 1: You're like you're protesting, but you're also you're paying customers,

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Speaker 1: against me?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they contributed to like having a sold out show

439
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 4: for you but yeah, I mean, what does that say

440
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,200
Speaker 4: about But it's like you said, what does that say

441
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,119
Speaker 4: about you? You have two protesters. I feel like my

442
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,359
Speaker 4: sister could get two protesters at her work.

443
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,720
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So it's on one hand, I

444
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,639
Speaker 1: was happy that they paid. On the other hand, I

445
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 1: was like, only two showed up.

446
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Speaker 2: You know.

447
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 1: Fortunately, there hasn't been any craziness at the shows. I

448
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 1: don't want any. I don't invite any. I don't people

449
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,640
Speaker 1: come for a comedy show. They're not coming to see

450
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 1: your fat ass screaming yell at me. Nobody wants to

451
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 1: see any of that. They want to have a good time.

452
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Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty four, Big dick Donald Trump is.

453
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 2: He's already.

454
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,199
Speaker 1: He's already the fucking the man of the year, duking

455
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:10,359
Speaker 1: it out in Maine, duking it out in Colorado, duking

456
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,399
Speaker 1: it out state. They said he could be on the

457
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 1: ballot in Michigan. They said he can't be in the

458
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 1: ballot in New Hampshire.

459
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 2: It's already a shit show. It's all give us.

460
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Speaker 4: I want an update from you right now, because I

461
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,199
Speaker 4: want to hear it now out of that mouth. I

462
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,399
Speaker 4: want to know, are you voting for him, or are

463
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 4: you not voting for him? Because we had the new

464
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 4: cycle with you on Fox News and all that shit.

465
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,359
Speaker 4: You're're swallowing the red pills these days as people.

466
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 1: Like two red pills a day, two in the morning,

467
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Speaker 1: two in the night, red pills when the red pill

468
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 1: you for what you do is the way they start

469
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Speaker 1: the cycle is you do five pills the first day,

470
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Speaker 1: you do four pills, the second day, you do three

471
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Speaker 1: pills the third day.

472
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Speaker 3: Then going forward, you do two pills in the morning,

473
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Speaker 3: two pills.

474
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Speaker 2: In the night.

475
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Speaker 3: You didn't know that right when they re pill you.

476
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Speaker 4: No, God, I've never been red pilled, and I don't

477
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,159
Speaker 4: plan on being red pilled. But you know, it sounds

478
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 4: like they fucking got you. I don't know what they

479
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 4: did to get their hands on you, but they did.

480
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 4: They did something on you, because I could see it.

481
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 4: You seem different. And I want to have an update

482
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 4: now because it's been about a month since that happened.

483
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 4: Where do we stand with everything going on right now.

484
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: With everything that's going on in the country, with all

485
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Speaker 1: the crime, with inflation out of control, and I know,

486
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 1: I know, I know, people.

487
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 2: Refliction doesn't have to do with your.

488
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Speaker 1: President, with the mortgage rates, with the interest rates, with

489
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Speaker 1: all the anti anti Jewishness, with all the anti Semitism,

490
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 1: with all those things. I've said it once and I'll

491
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: say it again. Voting for pig dick Donald Trump is

492
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,959
Speaker 1: still on the table. Voting for pig Dick Donald Trump

493
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 1: is still on the table.

494
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Speaker 2: Do I actually.

495
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Speaker 1: Imagine myself pulling the pig Dick Donald Trump lever when

496
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 1: it really comes down to go full pi dick or

497
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: not fulk pic Dick.

498
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 2: I don't. I'd rather not vote at all.

499
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: I can't imagine myself actually pulling the lever for pig

500
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: Dick Donald Trump aka Dick Stain Donald Trump. But it

501
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: is on the table. Kamala Harris with her good cop

502
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 1: bad comp anti Muslim, anti islamophobia. But also I like Israel,

503
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 1: but I like Israel, but that ain't gonna work for

504
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 1: me with you. Like I said, I just got a

505
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: new car. Fucking interest rates on that bitch are so expensive.

506
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 1: All those things mixed, all those things in a big

507
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: stew of radical left wing context. Harvard, this, that, and

508
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Speaker 1: the third. It's here, man, It's I twenty four.

509
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 3: Is fucking year.

510
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Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. You're voting. Even though you

511
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 1: look seventeen, you're you're pushing forty. I'm not pushing forty.

512
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 1: I'm pushing thirty four, is what I'm pushing. Because it's

513
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 1: in May. I'm pushing thirty four, Thank you very much.

514
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 1: We know that you're pushing sixty, No fucker, exactly, old motherfucker.

515
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm pushing fifty four in March. My birthday is coming

516
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: up in three months. But you know it's the same thing.

517
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 1: You know, it's after say fifty, you're pushing sixty. I'm

518
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 1: still in my thirties, homie. They say thirties are the

519
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: best years of your life, and then they go, oh,

520
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,959
Speaker 1: I think everyone says, you know, because then they say, oh, well,

521
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: forties are the best years of You're like, I think

522
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: that you're gonna get to that place where you're like, well,

523
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 1: the sixties are the best years of my life.

524
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Speaker 3: Who's telling you thirties and forty that that's some shit?

525
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 3: You got it? Like on your trip to Hawaii, like

526
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 3: around the family and.

527
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: Like your brothers, and everybody's like, you know, cause they're

528
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: a little older than you. Everybody's like trying to gash

529
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 1: you up. I'm letting you know, right now, dude, you're

530
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 1: pushing forty.

531
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Speaker 4: Well, how did you like your They were probably pretty fantastic, right, yeah.

532
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: But so my forties were good too. My fifties have

533
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 1: been rocking and rolling. I mean, you're right, you're right,

534
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 1: you're right. Well, it's all about health. It's all about health.

535
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 1: And uh, fortunately you and I are very healthy. I mean,

536
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: I know I'm healthy. Are you're You're doing all right?

537
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 4: Right?

538
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 1: Not doing good. I want to tell you something. My

539
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: old sort of colitis. I'm on no medicine and I'm

540
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: on no supplements, no medicine, and I'm not even my supplements.

541
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Speaker 2: It's a miracle.

542
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 4: Wait, you just you're just froze. What's a miracle me.

543
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: Being on no medicine and no supplements for my old

544
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Speaker 1: sort of colitis at fifty three having it damn near

545
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: fucking I've had it since I'm sixteen.

546
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 4: Congratulations, that's a big fucking deal. That's that's amazing that

547
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 4: you're not taking anything and and you're doing good.

548
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna tell you what.

549
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 1: My shits look like in the morning. I could tell

550
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: you what my stool looks like. I'm gonna tell you

551
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: what my stool, my stool. Let me tell you something,

552
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: if I wanted to take my stool to the Museum

553
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: of Modern Art, they put that fucking thing in a

554
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: glass at the entrance of the Museum of Model Modern Art.

555
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: My stool could be at the entrance of the Museum

556
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 1: of Modern Art. My stool is gorgeous. It is a

557
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,719
Speaker 1: gorgeous fucking stool. And for somebody that suffers all sort

558
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 1: of client is having a beautiful stool.

559
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 3: That could be at the entrance of MoMA, says something.

560
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 4: Nobody wants to hear that. That is a repulsive image.

561
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 4: I don't want to think about it. It wouldn't be there.

562
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 4: Why there would never be a world where your stool

563
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 4: would be at the Museum of Modern Art. That would

564
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 4: never happen. Why would they do that? And if they're

565
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 4: gonna put anyone's stool there, why would it be you?

566
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 2: Like?

567
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 4: Why, it's not like it's not the fucking President's stool.

568
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 4: It's not like Brad Pittzel's got. It's gonna be your

569
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 4: stool at the front door. My stool looks trust me,

570
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 4: that's disgusting.

571
00:27:50,960 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 1: Pod the twenty twenty four movies in Review, what did

572
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 1: you wind up seeing? Because I'm gonna be straight up,

573
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: I'm so behind. It's not even funny.

574
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 2: You haven't even heard of fucking movies.

575
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 4: And I'm mentioning to you that are like out like

576
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 4: doing well and shit like, I mean, you're fucking You're

577
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 4: an actor, You're a movie guy.

578
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 2: I mean you gotta be.

579
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 4: You gotta get back on top of your You've been

580
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 4: slacking on your movie shit for years. I mean, I

581
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 4: don't know what happened to you, because I look I

582
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 4: fucking looked up to you when it came to the movies.

583
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 4: When we were working on our show, we'd go to

584
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 4: the movies after we were shooting. I mean, you were

585
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 4: caught up on everything. You were mister indie guy. You

586
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 4: knew all the movies. Now I feel like I'm fucking

587
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 4: talking to my grandma trying to be like, oh, this

588
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 4: movie's out, Like you haven't heard of shit. But there's

589
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 4: some good movies out. There's a lot of fucking movies

590
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 4: out right now. But on the on the plane to Hawaii,

591
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 4: I watch this movie called Past Lives, which was really good.

592
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 4: It was basically like this boy and girl had like

593
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 4: a relationship, not like sexual, but they had relationship when

594
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 4: they were kids at like twelve years old. And then

595
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 4: the girl ends up immigrating to the US and moves

596
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 4: to New York with her family and changes her name.

597
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 4: And then like twenty years later, that boy that she

598
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 4: knew and kind of was in love with as a

599
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 4: kid reaches out to her and wants to reconnect and

600
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 4: and she's married and all the shit.

601
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: It's a very sweet movie. It's really good. That was

602
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: well done. Because the way you're describing it doesn't make

603
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: it no. The way the way you just describe it

604
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: doesn't like, no one's gonna be like, oh, that sounds great.

605
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm doing my best here, man, I'm not

606
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 4: like a fucking It's not Roger Ebert over here. I

607
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 4: told you I went to film school. But I'm not

608
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 4: going to give you my analytical review. I mean that's

609
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 4: just giving. That's giving my own, my own logline.

610
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: Everybody, you didn't even say it was great, and then

611
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: you don't even give a good description of it's like

612
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: but you're like, it's it's.

613
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was really good.

614
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 3: It was.

615
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 2: Really good.

616
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 4: I just say, go see the movie. Go see the movie.

617
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 4: Past Lives was really great. I'm trying to think of

618
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 4: what the fuck else? I mean, did you see Ironclaw? No,

619
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 4: but I want to. I do want to see that.

620
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 2: I think that looks good.

621
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 4: I want to see that. Zach Effron and Jeremy Allen

622
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,959
Speaker 4: White and they're all they're the wrestlers, the brothers who

623
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 4: are wrestlers. I'm gonna see that. I'm probably gonna see

624
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 4: something after this podcast. I know Wonka's out. I have

625
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 4: no interest to see it, but I'll see that.

626
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: I have no no interest in seeing uh that at all?

627
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 2: Well, I see you know what I did see, though,

628
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 2: leave will we wank alone? Agreed? Nobody trying it with

629
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 2: Johnny Depp.

630
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: Now you're trying to with withy Shamalama Dingong, like, let

631
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: let it go.

632
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 4: I honestly, I totally agree with you. I mean, still

633
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 4: as far as last year goes, though, I did see

634
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 4: this weird ass movie that my sister and my girlfriend

635
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 4: fucking love and a lot of people are talking about

636
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 4: it right now called Saltburn.

637
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 2: It's the director.

638
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 4: Her name is Emerald Fennel, and she did that movie

639
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 4: Promising Young Woman a few years ago.

640
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: That you're like, oh, she did that movie Promising Young Woman.

641
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: It ain't Titanic. Nobody knows what the fuck promising young

642
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: woman is. It was that movie. It was like an

643
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: oscar contender. It was at the fucking Oscars a few

644
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: years ago.

645
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're that girl, that pretty.

646
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 4: Carrie Mulligan starting it. Oh and Burnham was in it.

647
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, you saw it.

648
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 2: But anyway, this.

649
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 3: One's I'm telling you, I didn't see it.

650
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 2: I think Carrie Mulligan was in it.

651
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: No, I thought that other one was in it, the Soies,

652
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: the Irish one. Everything she does, she wins an oscar

653
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: for Sir Sharonan. I don't know, yes, Sir Sharonan.

654
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 2: So what is it called?

655
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Speaker 3: Saltburn?

656
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 4: Saltburn? It's it's fucking weird. My computer ain't working right.

657
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: Is that the one where the person they set fire

658
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: and the salt burns them?

659
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, it's just it's with that dude

660
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 4: from Euphoria, Jacob Elerdy, who was in Priscilla. And then

661
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 4: this this talented actor Barry Kyogan who got nominated last

662
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 4: year for that that call in Faral movie Uh Banshee's

663
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 4: of Inertian. He got nominated. He was in the movie

664
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 4: The Killing of a Sacred Deer. He's really he looks

665
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 4: really weird. Anyway, This was like a fucking weird ass movie.

666
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 4: But a lot of people are talking about that movie

667
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 4: right now. Saltburns on Amazon. Yeah, it was weird.

668
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 2: It was.

669
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 4: It was a little too far out there for me,

670
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 4: But I mean this there's scenes where he's slurping up

671
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,719
Speaker 4: the other dudes come from a bathtub drain. He's fucking

672
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 4: like dirt in the ground. It is some weird shit

673
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 4: in it, but but people seem to like it. It's

674
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 4: it's definitely a unique movie whatever, it's out there, but

675
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 4: people seem to really like it. Dream I told you,

676
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 4: I always say dream scenario, the Nick Cage movie was

677
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 4: one of my favorites of last year. That movie Anatomy

678
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 4: of a Fall was really really good.

679
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 2: What's Anatomy of a Fall?

680
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 4: We talked about it on the podcast where it was

681
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 4: kind of like the staircase. Her husband dies and she's

682
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 4: on trial for like potentially murdering her husband. It's some

683
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 4: it's some foreign film whatever, But anyway, you know what

684
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 4: I did see on the plane though, which I've never

685
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 4: seen is The Bodyguard with Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston.

686
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 4: I never seen that movie. Random movie yeah, Willays.

687
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 2: You sound like shit.

688
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: Did you like The Bodyguard with Whitney Uston. I don't

689
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: think Whitney Houston and Kevin Kinstler.

690
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,959
Speaker 4: I don't think it aged great. But then they have

691
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 4: a little relationship. I mean I like movies like that,

692
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 4: and uh, I don't know. I mean that was all right,

693
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 4: But other than that, I really, to be honest with you,

694
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 4: I just I caught up with The White Lotus season

695
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 4: one and season two and I really was behind on that,

696
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 4: and I loved this.

697
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 2: So as far as.

698
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: Movie of the year for twenty twenty three, like, I've

699
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: been so like, what is Best Picture twenty two?

700
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 3: Like, what are the contenders?

701
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 2: Fuck? I should look that up. I don't want to.

702
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 3: Say sad fucking that is sad man.

703
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 2: Kind of curious to know what twenty twenty three?

704
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: Like, what are the ones that are sort of the

705
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: hot films of twenty twenty three?

706
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 2: I'm kind of I'm curious. You know what movie?

707
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 3: You know, my favorite movie of the year was Air, to.

708
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 4: Be honest with you, Air was one of the best

709
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,239
Speaker 4: movies that came out this year. So you're bringing up

710
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 4: movies that I forgot about. Air was so fucking good.

711
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 4: I saw that twice in theaters. You know, people were

712
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 4: talking about Barbie and Oppenheimer and the Paul Gamadi movie

713
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 4: The Holdovers.

714
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 2: I saw that. I really like that.

715
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was it was really good. The Alexander Payne movie,

716
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 4: it was really good. I haven't seen Maestro, the Bradley

717
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 4: Cooper movie. There's a lot of shit out there, but.

718
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: I haven't seen. I haven't seen shit. I mean, Bradley

719
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: Cooper movie. I need to see. I heard that the

720
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart Chris Rock documentary on Netflix.

721
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 2: It's good. I heard that's really good. I haven't seen that.

722
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: It's about like sort of the making of them doing

723
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: their special, but it's not really about the special.

724
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 3: I heard it's good.

725
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 2: Man.

726
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,959
Speaker 4: I I'm behind, Man, You're behind. But I'm really watched

727
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 4: that movie, Anatomy of a Fall. That's gonna be a

728
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 4: contender for sure. And then and Dream Scenario. I've told

729
00:34:59,160 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 4: you to see that.

730
00:34:59,719 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 3: That was.

731
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 4: Dream Scenario and Air were probably my favorite movies of

732
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 4: the year.

733
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 1: And and we we have to announce Gypsy Rose, Yes,

734
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: Gypsy Rose.

735
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 2: What's her name? Gypsy Rose Blanchard?

736
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: And what was the documentary called The Act on Hulu

737
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 1: with Joey King and Pretric Sharquette. But there was a

738
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 1: real documentary about about Gypsy Rose, and that's one of

739
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 1: our sick focks of all time documentaries.

740
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 4: Mommy Dead and Dearest, and you know what, we need

741
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 4: to revisit the sick fuck documentary because me and my

742
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 4: girlfriend just rewatched The night Stalker because I'm just like,

743
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 4: fuck it, I'm on that true. We just put that

744
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 4: back on Netflix. That is a scary fucking documentary and

745
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 4: that's one of that's one of Netflix's best.

746
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 2: But the night Stalker's fucked up, fucked up.

747
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 4: I mean, do you discriminate against anybody.

748
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 3: He's a piece of shit, piece.

749
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,919
Speaker 4: Of scary and scary time. I was asking my parents

750
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 4: what it was like living through through those times in

751
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 4: the mid eighties to nineties in LA where they had

752
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 4: you know, fucking night Stalker and the Hillside Strangler and

753
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 4: Charles Manson. I mean, it was it was a scary

754
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 4: time for fucking uh serial killers out there and all

755
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 4: the kidnappings, and I mean, I don't think that's really

756
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 4: going on these days. I mean, I know there's cameras

757
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 4: and all this shit now, but I don't think people

758
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 4: are getting like kidnapped in the same way and how

759
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 4: it was back then. But that was that was a

760
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 4: scary fucking time.

761
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 1: But I was in LA during the night Stalker because

762
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: I believe it was the summer of eighty four.

763
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

764
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: I know I was in LA because I remember watching

765
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: the local news when they caught that fuck. I believe

766
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 1: it was the summer of eighty four. I'm may be wrong,

767
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: and maybe eighty five, but whenever, that period of time

768
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: was when they caught that sick bastard. I was in

769
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: Los Angeles and I remember, like when they're cheering for

770
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: him in the street when they caught him. Like I

771
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: remember seeing that stuff live and I was like, fucking like,

772
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: where is this?

773
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 3: Like it was frightening.

774
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 4: That is scary because I mean he went forevery I

775
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 4: mean he went for kids, elderly people. He was doing all.

776
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 4: He didn't have a type. I mean, he was terrifying.

777
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 4: But night Stalker was fucked up or rewatched that and

778
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, that's that is a sick fuck documentary.

779
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 4: We need more of them, though, I need more because

780
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 4: the last good one was was kind of that mother

781
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 4: God doc on HBO. I need some more they're on

782
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 4: their cult doc shit. Now they're not really doing those serial.

783
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 2: The cult doc and the sick fuck docs.

784
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 3: Sometimes they cross.

785
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 2: Over that mother god.

786
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was wild. That was that was crazy. Her

787
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 4: skin being fucking blue and all that shit.

788
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 2: Her whole crew was just jacked up.

789
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 4: Out there out there. But anyway, overall, yeah, we're gonna

790
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 4: have to give a list of movies, and I'll have

791
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 4: to give you a list of movies to watch.

792
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 2: But here's the most important question.

793
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: What And I'm asking at the end of the first

794
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:52,280
Speaker 1: episode of twenty twenty four, what is your New Year's

795
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: resolution twenty twenty four? We know you want to lose weight.

796
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: We don't want to lose weight. I don't need to

797
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: lose weight. I need to I need a tone. I

798
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: don't need to lose weight. I'm good on the weight.

799
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 2: But when you say tone, what do you mean.

800
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 4: I need to I need to start doing my berries

801
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 4: boot camp. I need to start doing some pushups. I

802
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 4: want to tone, I want to chisel. I want that body.

803
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 4: I'm looking for that body that I just can't seem

804
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 4: to get in my life.

805
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, get a different New

806
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: Year's resolution, because you.

807
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 4: All still strive for that one. Nothing wrong with like

808
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,399
Speaker 4: still trying to do that one because you're just.

809
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 3: Weall guys know, because you're not gonna get toned.

810
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 4: Now you're I think you're not gonna get toned, and

811
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 4: you're making it seem like I can't get toned. But

812
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 4: remember I'm twenty years younger than you. I still have

813
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 4: it in me to get toned. You could do as

814
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 4: many planks as you want. You could do as many

815
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 4: seven to ten minute planks. We know you could do

816
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 4: seven minute planks. That's me clapping for you. I don't

817
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 4: give a fuck that you could do seven minute planks

818
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 4: because you still look the same at the end of

819
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 4: the planks. You can't get toned, homie. People at that

820
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 4: age can't really get tone I'm still thirty three, I'm

821
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 4: in my prime. Okay, you're you're towards the end of

822
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 4: your life. And I'm still able to do this and

823
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 4: and I need that motivation, that drive and I and

824
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 4: I don't appreciate you not pumping me up at the

825
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 4: start of the new year. You should be telling me

826
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 4: you got it, you got it in you do that berries,

827
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 4: get that pull up bar, start doing your pushups. Yeah,

828
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 4: don't project, brother. Okay, that's all I'm saying. Okay, we

829
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 4: got it in me. But but but yes, what is

830
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 4: your Because you asked what my new year's result?

831
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 2: Motherfucker, spit it out.

832
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 4: What what is your new year's resolution?

833
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 2: My new year's resolution? I already said it.

834
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: Bigger, better, faster, and more Jewish great, deeper into my Judaism,

835
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: deeper into my Zionism.

836
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm getting myself a RAMI.

837
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: You know, that is literally my number one goal, because

838
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: that's an attainable goal. That's a goal that makes me

839
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: feel better about myself.

840
00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 3: Uh.

841
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm talking about my teflin to fill, to fill in rap, right,

842
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: to fill and rap. I'm about to learn how to

843
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: do the prayer correctly. I'm about to learn how to

844
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: say to filling correctly. And my guy said, if I

845
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: get you the to filling rap, and he said, I

846
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: ain't gonna get you the cheap leather. Yeah, I'm gonna

847
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: get you that good leather. Would you do it every day?

848
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: I said absolutely? I said, because it's like a meditation.

849
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: So I would get my to fill and wrap myself

850
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: and wrap myself up real nice and real proper, so

851
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: that is my goal, along with obviously health and continuing

852
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: to produce beautiful, museum quality shits.

853
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 4: Sounds good to me. I mean, I hear you, and

854
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 4: that ain't bad at all. And I liked your post

855
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 4: on on the redundancy of you know, you're posting every

856
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,280
Speaker 4: day and people asking you why are you posting so much?

857
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 4: And are you gonna stop posting? And I like that

858
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 4: video that you did about it. I thought that was

859
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 4: very very important video. And I know you've been a

860
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 4: big champion and and uh, there's just it's there's a

861
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 4: whole bunch of shit going on in the world, and.

862
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna we can continue to stay on there

863
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: a real nice and real proper anyway. We came, Saw

864
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: we disrupted. We came, Saw We Disrupted. Come see me

865
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: live in Portland the twelfth, thirteenth, and fourteenth of January

866
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 1: at the Helium Comedy Club. All tickets for all my

867
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: shows are available at Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. I'll let

868
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: you take Us out of Here Miles Jordan aka the

869
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Speaker 1: Bleach Mother's aka The Jones Brothers, first episode of twenty

870
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Speaker 1: twenty four, but not the last, Take Us out of Here

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