1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 1: Bunjoro Mijarlota's let's it Taliano for good morning, harlotts. I 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:11,559 Speaker 1: learned that from my gorgeous horseback riding instructor, Jacomo, who 3 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 1: would always let me ride bare back. Now, welcome to 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: episode two of the husband Hunt. It is I, your 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 1: absolutely beautiful, bosomed, the gorgeous dipped in butter cream step mother, 6 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 1: here to give you the step by step guide for 7 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 1: finding the husband that has enough guacamole, cake, coin cabbage. 8 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:37,880 Speaker 1: That's right, mula la to fix your life and your 9 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 1: face a few times. Now, if you finally screwed your 10 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:44,840 Speaker 1: head on right and are just joining us, I will 11 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 1: be a generous bitch and briefly recap episode one, the 12 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:53,479 Speaker 1: very important first episode Seek, where we go over the 13 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 1: right environments to seek your prey, such as Michelin Star restaurants, 14 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 1: cigar our bars, piano lounges, gallos, plastic surgery conventions, oh, 15 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:09,400 Speaker 1: the Monaco Grand Prix, and how to identify wealth as 16 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: it's more than just fancy watches and cars, it's also 17 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: a healthy hairline. So assuming you've heeded all of my 18 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:20,959 Speaker 1: advice from episode one and ditch that tragic old life 19 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,480 Speaker 1: of yours that was once wrapped up in synthetic fibers 20 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:28,760 Speaker 1: and disgusting v nex from the gap. And once you've 21 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: stopped purchasing all of your out from Zara eating all 22 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 1: of those burrito bowls from Chipotle, we can now move 23 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: on to episode two, Pursue. After we successfully seek our prey, 24 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 1: identifying whom's the luckiest geriatric candidate is with the deepest pockets, 25 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: it's time we pursue them. Once we know who they are, 26 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 1: we have to keep track of where they are. Pursuing 27 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: is an art after all, and we are going to 28 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: be implementing the animalistic tactic known as aggressive mimicry. That's 29 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 1: when you act as the praise pray when you blindside 30 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 1: them by showing up in their environment or getting an 31 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: invitation to join. Either way, you want them to think 32 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: that they are feasting on you raw, cracking you wide 33 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: open and licking you from tat to tit, when in 34 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:26,839 Speaker 1: reality you're eating them. But they'll never suspect a thing. 35 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 1: Pursuing is primeal. It's all about the way we smell, eats, drink, think. 36 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 1: All of it matters. So we of course must start 37 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,079 Speaker 1: with what not to do, because I know a lot 38 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 1: of you dildo heads out there are chomping at the 39 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:46,799 Speaker 1: bit to just talk talk talk, per super super sue. 40 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 1: After you feel you've done all of the seeking and 41 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: I can't have you destroying our chances without the gate. 42 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: Mother needs you to move out of the house asap. 43 00:02:55,919 --> 00:03:02,119 Speaker 1: So just how seeking must look happenstance pursuing must too. 44 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: It must always feel like an accident, or, to put 45 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 1: it more romantically, fate. When you have finally put yourself 46 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: in that correct environment, it is time to make contact, 47 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 1: and I mean official contact, such as introducing yourself and 48 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: starting a proper conversation. I hope you little numbnuts know 49 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 1: how to talk, because sometimes when you talk to stepmother, 50 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 1: why it sounds like your mouth is filled with bibles. 51 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 1: Oh and please bring altoids along that little cracker jack 52 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: breath of yours. The stench practically permeates through my pores. 53 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 1: So number one, do not act desperate. If anything, always 54 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 1: act shocked. I don't care if you drove thirteen hours 55 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: to Sun Valley, Idaho to seek your prey in town 56 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: for the billionaires Summit. No one needs to know that 57 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 1: you put effort into anything other than your outfit. You're 58 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: seeking congratulations, and now your pursuit must begin. And this, 59 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 1: my dear listeners, where the fun happens, and no one 60 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: likes desperation. Our introductions to our prey must be as 61 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: non predatory as possible. You don't want to scare them 62 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: off by acting like an aggressive cow moving all over 63 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,039 Speaker 1: the goddamn lawn, being so thirsty she's sucking down the 64 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 1: goddamn watering hole. You want to learn them. Do you 65 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 1: like the snake in the fucking Garden of Eden, the 66 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: only good character in that book? In my opinion, yes, 67 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 1: that book. I'm talking about the Bible. You are the apple, 68 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 1: the delicate little flower, with no ulterior motive other than 69 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 1: enjoying wherever it is you are. You mustn't act like 70 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,839 Speaker 1: you have to talk to someone, rather make them feel 71 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: honored to be in your presence talking to you. So 72 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 1: when they do approach, when the seeking has worked and 73 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: the pursuit has begun, after you've batted your lashes or 74 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 1: tastefully fondled that lechi in your mouth from your Lichi martini, 75 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:15,360 Speaker 1: you must stay calm and collected. Once they're learned to us, 76 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 1: you must present as the gorgeous exotic expensive bird. You 77 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 1: are number two. Stop smelling cheap. You want them to 78 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 1: take you seriously and smelling cheap it's for the mistress 79 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 1: of the manner and you want to be the patrona 80 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: that is once again Italian for matron. You can kiss 81 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: that Paris Hilton sent you purchased in high school. Goodbye tattard, 82 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 1: that cucumber melon body splash or revoir to whatever mid 83 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 1: Market sent your trapes and your twater round in. I 84 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 1: don't care if Dulchi and Gobana light blue is technically 85 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: designer and your signature of fragrance. It's time we smell 86 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 1: rich and I mean really right, educate yourself on the 87 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:05,480 Speaker 1: most opulent perfumes on the market. You want to smell 88 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 1: like a living Jackie? Oh not miss Jackie? Hell? Oh? 89 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,559 Speaker 1: And do you love a pun And wasn't that one good? 90 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 1: And if you can't afford to go to the store 91 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:19,240 Speaker 1: and buy yourself that bottle of by Rado mohavec Ghost 92 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 1: or something, oh I don't know, tom Ford black or 93 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:26,440 Speaker 1: get you can at least get yourself a fucking sample. 94 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:31,599 Speaker 1: Pheromones translate to sex. Dear, why do you think I 95 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:35,279 Speaker 1: rock your father's fucking tube socks off every single night. 96 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: Do you know why? Because I smell like the oyster 97 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 1: he wants to eat. That's right, he loves Brian anyway, 98 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,840 Speaker 1: we want them to cream themselves just standing there smelling us. 99 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: If you don't see a little puddle in their pants 100 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:54,360 Speaker 1: have either come or pee, then you are not working 101 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,719 Speaker 1: hard enough. A little pee at least means he's close 102 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:04,119 Speaker 1: to death. Now wants me in conversation. Let them guide it. God, 103 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: please stop acting like and know it all. I know 104 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 1: you know your way around a target, but let them 105 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: show you the way around their brain. It is important 106 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,200 Speaker 1: that you talk to them about whatever it is they 107 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: want to talk about. Why if they want to talk 108 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 1: about their roast beef dinner not being soft enough for 109 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 1: their fucking teeth and then gave them acid reflux and 110 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 1: now they're switching from private sector privacy, let them you 111 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:37,080 Speaker 1: love pharmaceuticals, dear, especially when someone works in the industry. 112 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 1: If they want to talk about how their ex wife 113 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,960 Speaker 1: was a lifeless, unfunny count to never let them buy 114 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 1: that dream yacht or go helly skiing induge. An adventurous 115 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 1: man is always good because you can always take out 116 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,720 Speaker 1: life insurance policies. It is important to make our prey 117 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 1: feel safe and seene and secure, and that we are 118 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: interested in everything they are. We don't want to let 119 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:07,120 Speaker 1: our little old opinions bleed through. No, no, we want 120 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 1: to learn, and you must show them that you know, 121 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 1: you appreciate them. These little skin puddles, these little aging men, 122 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 1: they really get off on being teachers. They love to 123 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:26,120 Speaker 1: act wise and mighty. And you are going to do 124 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 1: no such thing as dumb as stopping that. Now, don't 125 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:34,240 Speaker 1: freak out. Of course, there are some people who love 126 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 1: an opinionated gaping hole, but it's important to understand the 127 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,839 Speaker 1: terrain before we go plunging head first into what might 128 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 1: be a shallow fucking bull. If you graduate from say, 129 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:49,080 Speaker 1: standing at the bar or pool or lounge, to sitting 130 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,959 Speaker 1: down and sharing a meal, do not be a picky eater. 131 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 1: These men want to see how you're going to fit 132 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,040 Speaker 1: into their world. So whatever they want to shove down 133 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:02,520 Speaker 1: their little give it suckers, you're going to too. I 134 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:06,839 Speaker 1: don't care if you're GFDF whatever the fuck it's rude 135 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: to turn down. Caviare sour cream and belinys, dear, you 136 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: are not a heathen. You only eat the finest things 137 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,959 Speaker 1: in life, and this is always a good test if 138 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,160 Speaker 1: you're unsure as to what they're packing in that bank. 139 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,959 Speaker 1: It's always good to order the most expensive thing or 140 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:29,440 Speaker 1: five on the menu. And when it comes time to 141 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:34,400 Speaker 1: talk about your measly little luckluster life, you don't want 142 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,920 Speaker 1: there to be any red flags on your end. Yep, 143 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 1: that's right. No pets and potentially no family, as they 144 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:46,000 Speaker 1: can be a real sticks in the mud. So it 145 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:49,120 Speaker 1: might be important to put that little rotted fluff up 146 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:53,360 Speaker 1: for adoption and getting estranged. We don't want it to 147 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:57,960 Speaker 1: become logistically difficult to hop on someone's G five down 148 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,240 Speaker 1: to St. Barts, now do we know? We of course 149 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,880 Speaker 1: put Toby up for adoption, and we no longer speak 150 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:09,079 Speaker 1: to our five siblings and are absolutely deranged parents who 151 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:14,679 Speaker 1: we all know are coupon clippers. Ah. And finally, for 152 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:18,680 Speaker 1: what not to do, and this is very very very 153 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:24,560 Speaker 1: important that you listen. Do not bring friends as wing people. 154 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:29,760 Speaker 1: If you bring them, they have to be uglier and 155 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: dumber than you, dear, and that is just that. And 156 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:36,080 Speaker 1: I know you think that's cruel, but I don't make 157 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,839 Speaker 1: the rules. You are a diamond and everybody else is 158 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:51,240 Speaker 1: a semi precious stool or plastic. If you're smart, let 159 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,800 Speaker 1: me tell you a time. And I did the dumb, 160 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:57,360 Speaker 1: dumb thing and brought a wing woman who was not 161 00:10:57,559 --> 00:11:01,840 Speaker 1: uglier and dumber than me. I brought my ex friend 162 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:07,120 Speaker 1: Kelly Chrysler von Heaton, yes of the Chrysler family, out 163 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:12,120 Speaker 1: to seek and pursue with me. Now I knew this 164 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:16,320 Speaker 1: big corona I was seeking was going to be at 165 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:20,480 Speaker 1: a gala called Big Wigs for Bosses. Yes, the foundation 166 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:24,040 Speaker 1: that provides literal big wigs to bosses. Now I bought 167 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,240 Speaker 1: two tickets with my hard earned cash from suing a 168 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,000 Speaker 1: date for burning my labia. He happened to wake up 169 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,480 Speaker 1: and had no idea. He finger blasted me with hot 170 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:37,240 Speaker 1: sauce filled hands, and well, you know you can always 171 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:41,440 Speaker 1: settle when someone does damage. Anyway, I thought it would 172 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,280 Speaker 1: be a good idea if I brought Kelly along. After all, 173 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,160 Speaker 1: she was rich and looked it and therefore made me 174 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,240 Speaker 1: look richer. She also had an eye for some of 175 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,680 Speaker 1: the finer details I was blind to at the time, 176 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,360 Speaker 1: because of course she grew up with a Ritchie rich. 177 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,360 Speaker 1: For example, she turned me onto the fact that some 178 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:03,120 Speaker 1: ritchie riches wear Meryls and Cassio watches, awful baggy shorts 179 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,800 Speaker 1: from ari I, and bucket hats. Oh, they even traped 180 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:10,679 Speaker 1: surround in free promotional T shirts one might find from 181 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,720 Speaker 1: a T shirt cannon at a football game. She opened 182 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,480 Speaker 1: my eyes to the fact that some dirty, filthy white 183 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:19,480 Speaker 1: whales a k a. Trillionaires like to live in their 184 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:23,240 Speaker 1: former skin as a way to camouflage themselves from hunters 185 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:27,840 Speaker 1: like me. But thanks to Kelly, no one could hide 186 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,840 Speaker 1: from us. Kelly, on the other hand, was five ft 187 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,120 Speaker 1: nine Princeton grad who looked like she was based off 188 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:36,680 Speaker 1: of an American girl doll the hair, green eyes, perfect 189 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:42,760 Speaker 1: little tear drop tits. Well, that night Kelly came in 190 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:47,880 Speaker 1: and blind sided my dumbass and hunted my prey. I 191 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 1: had finally lured Bart the Tingle a k a. Chip Tingle, 192 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:57,240 Speaker 1: the inventor of Wrangle, over to the Ice Sculpture. The 193 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,880 Speaker 1: ice Sculpture, which, by the way, was a huge wig. 194 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,600 Speaker 1: I learned him away from his date because I had 195 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:07,439 Speaker 1: done my due diligence. I had sought him, clocked him, 196 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,960 Speaker 1: knew exactly where he was going to be, and this 197 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,559 Speaker 1: was my pursuit, and after I lured him away from 198 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 1: his date, I accidentally got my fingers stuck underneath this 199 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,600 Speaker 1: giant wig bust right when he came in and started 200 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,480 Speaker 1: to delicately defrost my finger with his Kelly came up 201 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:31,520 Speaker 1: from behind, and her expensive scent alone made him lose me. 202 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,200 Speaker 1: She was quick to point out the obvious, the obvious 203 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,280 Speaker 1: way that I could get unstuck, which was simply by 204 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:40,679 Speaker 1: removing my hand, and he was so taken with her 205 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,760 Speaker 1: in that moment that I lost him. So the lesson is, 206 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,920 Speaker 1: never bring a hunter who can out hunt you. It's 207 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,560 Speaker 1: too risky and will happen. Why, it turns out, Kelly 208 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:58,520 Speaker 1: never gave a fuck about me. She used me like 209 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:03,679 Speaker 1: I used her, except she had better tactics. She knew 210 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,040 Speaker 1: I was planning on going to the big Wig Gala 211 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:09,560 Speaker 1: to find my big wig pringled man himself, Chip Tingle, 212 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,160 Speaker 1: and once she knew I was seeking Chip Tingle, once 213 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,640 Speaker 1: she knew I did all of the work to seek 214 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,320 Speaker 1: Seek Seek, and she knew I was on the pursuit, 215 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,240 Speaker 1: while she was just the lazy parasite and tacked herself 216 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 1: onto me and is now living on his mansion on 217 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:32,920 Speaker 1: the cape. Well, of course, we must talk about what 218 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 1: to do now that we know what not to do 219 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:41,200 Speaker 1: when we pursue. It's important that we are pursuing with 220 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:45,480 Speaker 1: the personality that they want to be around. Now. I 221 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,840 Speaker 1: know I said don't be too opinionated, but that doesn't 222 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:53,120 Speaker 1: mean don't have a point of view. Once you find 223 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:57,720 Speaker 1: out what kind of personality your richie rich likes, why 224 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:02,000 Speaker 1: mimic it. It's not that hard. Just act like the 225 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:06,160 Speaker 1: person they want to see. Remember, you are embodying a 226 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 1: creation of their dreams. When you are pursuing, it is 227 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 1: important to act like something they have never seen before, 228 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,640 Speaker 1: to act like the thing they have been dreaming of. 229 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:22,560 Speaker 1: The pursuit is all about fulfilling their wishes. Why they 230 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,560 Speaker 1: are finally figuring out that they could have it all. 231 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:29,040 Speaker 1: And that's right, it's with little old you. So do 232 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 1: understand the kind of personality type your little skin sack 233 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:38,560 Speaker 1: wants to deal with. For example, the manic pixie dream 234 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:44,040 Speaker 1: girl always the popular one for the emotionally repressed billionaires 235 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,760 Speaker 1: out there. They love this type. They love having you 236 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:51,640 Speaker 1: around to insert life and Joan Vie within them and 237 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:56,800 Speaker 1: also depporrid emotional drama. Why it's exciting for them. They 238 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,720 Speaker 1: get to feel like the hero in both scenario. They 239 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:06,760 Speaker 1: also get to feel revived and young and fresh. Perhaps 240 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,720 Speaker 1: take a molly with them, dance like you know, a 241 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:13,880 Speaker 1: sexy little vixen in front of them, and for them 242 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:18,320 Speaker 1: make them feel like they're the only person lucky enough 243 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,840 Speaker 1: in the world to be on the wild personality ride. 244 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: That is, you go braw this in a white T 245 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,800 Speaker 1: shirt where little jean shorts, show them what it's like 246 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:35,680 Speaker 1: to be a completely emotionally reculous person without ever divulging 247 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:40,360 Speaker 1: too many of your issues. Remember, being a manic pixie 248 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:44,040 Speaker 1: dream girl means that you're there to service them. By 249 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:48,000 Speaker 1: being wild and free, you are boosting them and their value. 250 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:53,680 Speaker 1: You're making them more interesting. You're making their life more enticing. 251 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 1: Why you being a freak nasty, little emotional whore could 252 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:02,960 Speaker 1: make their business adventures more exciting. You could be the 253 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,880 Speaker 1: life of the party on a business trip in Abisa. 254 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:09,400 Speaker 1: And that's what he wants from you. He wants you 255 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:17,120 Speaker 1: to enhance him. Then, of course, the domineering bitch. It's 256 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:21,800 Speaker 1: always a suave richie rich that likes this, like a 257 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:26,680 Speaker 1: George Clooney type. They want some smarty pants lawyer to 258 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:35,240 Speaker 1: march into their life and say, Jerry, ah, absolutely object. 259 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:39,800 Speaker 1: They want you to boss them around. Why they're tired 260 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,720 Speaker 1: of being bosses in the boardroom. They want you to 261 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:46,320 Speaker 1: be their life boss. You march in and a wide leg, 262 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:51,640 Speaker 1: pinch strike pant from some gorgeous Italian designer, and you 263 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:55,000 Speaker 1: tell them how to run their life. They are not 264 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,520 Speaker 1: in charge when they live the office you are. You 265 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,560 Speaker 1: tell them where you're going to be having dates. You 266 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,040 Speaker 1: tell them where you're going to be having drinks. You 267 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:07,920 Speaker 1: tell them exactly what time you want to eat. You 268 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:12,520 Speaker 1: run that rolodexs, you run that calendar. Now, Oh, they 269 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:16,439 Speaker 1: don't want domineering. Why a cute and quiet brainiac is 270 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:20,280 Speaker 1: always good for a fellow cute and quiet brainiac looking 271 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,920 Speaker 1: for a tech nerd to seek your little things into 272 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,240 Speaker 1: some of that you can suck up a bunch of 273 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:31,360 Speaker 1: stocks and they're publicly traded tech company. Why they always 274 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,760 Speaker 1: like it when you're quiet, but you bubble up with 275 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:39,480 Speaker 1: some sort of cookie factoid about physics or math. Be 276 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,800 Speaker 1: sure that you can quote Aristotle and Socrates, and that 277 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,119 Speaker 1: you've done your spark noting of Stephen Hawkings writings and 278 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:50,360 Speaker 1: of course infinite jest and oh maybe the tipping point. 279 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,959 Speaker 1: These little brainiacs love someone that's quiet, but then in 280 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Speaker 1: the bedroom becomes an absolute vixen. They always love a 281 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,480 Speaker 1: little piss on their chest and a little ship on 282 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:04,280 Speaker 1: their floor. Never forget that. And if you need little inspiration, 283 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,160 Speaker 1: it's always helpful to look up that mousy little count 284 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:11,800 Speaker 1: Ana Kendrick. Now, another personality type in the last personality 285 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:15,520 Speaker 1: type not to get confused with the manic Pixie dream Girl, 286 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:21,280 Speaker 1: is the independent free Spirit. This is the personality type 287 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,000 Speaker 1: of a richie rich who wants to act not needed, 288 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,080 Speaker 1: but also wants to fund your entire life. The man 289 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,679 Speaker 1: of Pixie dream Girl, why they need the man The 290 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:33,600 Speaker 1: independent free Spirit they don't need anyone. They just need 291 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:38,359 Speaker 1: you to watch them beyond their massive four wheeler in 292 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:42,280 Speaker 1: their camp at Burning Man. They want to wear goggles 293 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:45,200 Speaker 1: on their heads, and hell, maybe they even have braces. 294 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 1: Maybe they've gone and followed fish on tour for who 295 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:54,320 Speaker 1: knows how long. The independent free Spirit why they're covered 296 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:59,560 Speaker 1: in little tattoos, sort of markers of their past stories. Now, 297 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,440 Speaker 1: if you want to go full in being, the independent 298 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:06,639 Speaker 1: free spirit is an investment. It's important that you look 299 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:11,520 Speaker 1: the part. Because all of these old these typically men 300 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:15,159 Speaker 1: that have a panache for collecting records and of course 301 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:19,120 Speaker 1: classic rock and I love any kind of Americana will 302 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:24,800 Speaker 1: absolutely eat an indie free spirit up again, all these 303 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:28,760 Speaker 1: personality types are enhancing their life in some way. Now, 304 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,520 Speaker 1: do shop for the occasions. I know I say this 305 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,560 Speaker 1: in every episode, but it is so important when we're 306 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:38,879 Speaker 1: pursuing that you really really nail the looks. We can 307 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,240 Speaker 1: always keep the tags on. Just make sure you're on 308 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,720 Speaker 1: a sweaty glutton so the ink doesn't run. We want 309 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:48,240 Speaker 1: to look like we belong in whatever environment that pursuit 310 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,679 Speaker 1: takes us. While we're in Miami, of course, we're an 311 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:57,119 Speaker 1: Edito silk skiing in Aspen, obviously among clair Onesie with 312 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,320 Speaker 1: a matching chinchilla hat. I don't know how to ski, 313 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,679 Speaker 1: no problem, Just look like you do. Why are the 314 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:07,800 Speaker 1: goddamn boots in the lodge carry a fucking tennis racket? 315 00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:12,320 Speaker 1: Think of this as Halloween, except you're the only trick insight. 316 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:20,480 Speaker 1: Pursuing is simply convincing them that they need to have 317 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:25,240 Speaker 1: you around. A successful pursuit, and dear, you'll have them 318 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,160 Speaker 1: eating from the palm of your hand. Next thing you know, 319 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,760 Speaker 1: you'll be on to capture mode. But we won't cover 320 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:36,200 Speaker 1: that until episode three. Now, since all of you little 321 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:40,679 Speaker 1: freaks seem to have peanuts for brains, please remember that 322 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:47,040 Speaker 1: pursuing is delicate. If they don't answer your call first 323 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,560 Speaker 1: thing in the morning, that's okay. In fact, don't even 324 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:54,560 Speaker 1: call them. Be confident enough in your pursuit that they 325 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:58,560 Speaker 1: will come running back to you. You never want to 326 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:04,760 Speaker 1: be overbearing. Never I want to come off as of needy. 327 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,880 Speaker 1: Save that for later, Dear, For now, let the pursuit 328 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:14,280 Speaker 1: speak for itself. Why you've had a great time. You've 329 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:17,760 Speaker 1: gone on great dates, You've gone on great dances, You've 330 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:23,000 Speaker 1: gone on great trips. Now it's time for stepmother to 331 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:36,360 Speaker 1: answer your question. Hi, step Mom, So my now exploy 332 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 1: friend for a couple with me, saying that I was 333 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:44,240 Speaker 1: too mentally stable for him and that he cannot fix 334 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,439 Speaker 1: me and therefore he cannot love me, which is super toxic. 335 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,080 Speaker 1: But I'm feel sad, So give me some advice. I 336 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,920 Speaker 1: want to know how I can get over this. I 337 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,840 Speaker 1: am more despending millions, um, but I need something stronger 338 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,959 Speaker 1: than that. Well, first starters dear listener, thank you so 339 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,800 Speaker 1: much for calling, and Stepmommy is proud of you for 340 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,679 Speaker 1: spending millions. I would advise for you to go and 341 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,199 Speaker 1: spend billions, of course, not of your own money, but 342 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:15,040 Speaker 1: of somebody else's. It's quite a thrill. Now. Some people 343 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,200 Speaker 1: are born perfect, and you do sound like you join 344 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,560 Speaker 1: me and the ranks as one of them. As it 345 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,760 Speaker 1: pertains to your rather deranged X, I would suggest sending 346 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:28,320 Speaker 1: him a lego set, something very complicated to build, as 347 00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,840 Speaker 1: it appears that he needs something to transfix his time 348 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:34,080 Speaker 1: with and focus on fiddling with something else like plastic 349 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:38,560 Speaker 1: rather than your perfect brain. Now there's nothing that a 350 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,159 Speaker 1: little trip and dip into the Aegean didn't fix for 351 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,199 Speaker 1: dear mummy, So I would advise you to take a 352 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,760 Speaker 1: trip on a yacht and completely escape avoid reality. When 353 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,280 Speaker 1: things get tough, say no, not for me. You're too 354 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,320 Speaker 1: good to be wasting your time on being heartbroken, dear, 355 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,800 Speaker 1: and there's a whole entire world of magnificence and complete 356 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,440 Speaker 1: idiots waiting for you to take advantage of them. So 357 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,800 Speaker 1: trot off now. I want to see you at Pasha 358 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,919 Speaker 1: and Abisa, not pouring your tears over some loser that 359 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:13,160 Speaker 1: should be better left locked in his room doing his legos. Hello, So, 360 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,480 Speaker 1: like I work, like great yard chip, and like the 361 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,160 Speaker 1: McDonald's doesn't open until five am. And if my ship 362 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:24,680 Speaker 1: doesn't pencil four, should I wait for McDonald's to open 363 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,280 Speaker 1: or should I just go to sleep? Wow? What a 364 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,679 Speaker 1: stunning question. Thank you for calling in. Now let me 365 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,680 Speaker 1: teach you a little tip. It's called postmates. That's right. 366 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,920 Speaker 1: You don't wait for anything in this life. If there's 367 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,080 Speaker 1: one thing that I've taught you, you need to completely 368 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:44,760 Speaker 1: spoil yourself rotten. So the second you get off work, 369 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,400 Speaker 1: you run your ass home and you get into your 370 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:52,479 Speaker 1: most coziest, gorgeous silk pajamas, into your fronte sheets, and 371 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,600 Speaker 1: you simply open up your phone and order McDonald's and 372 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,000 Speaker 1: pay someone else to bring it to you. There will 373 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,159 Speaker 1: be no waiting in the world of stepmother, and I 374 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,560 Speaker 1: don't want you to start waiting as well. So no, 375 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:07,960 Speaker 1: don't wait, have someone bring it to you. Hey, step mom. 376 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 1: So my dilemma is that I'm dating someone amazing. We're 377 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:17,400 Speaker 1: in a great relationship. Things are going super well. It's 378 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:22,760 Speaker 1: really mature. We communicate better than I've ever communicated with 379 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,159 Speaker 1: anyone in my life. There's a lot of trust and 380 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,439 Speaker 1: respect there. He's a wonderful person and I have no 381 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:33,359 Speaker 1: reason to believe that anything bad is going to happen, 382 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,119 Speaker 1: and yet I'm constantly thinking that something bad is going 383 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:41,040 Speaker 1: to happen, like the relationship is just gonna unravel or 384 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:45,040 Speaker 1: it's gonna fizzle out or end really dramatically, And it's 385 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,760 Speaker 1: getting to the point where it's kind of like all 386 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,600 Speaker 1: I can think about when we're together, like having the time. 387 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,280 Speaker 1: This is getting at the end, even though there's nothing 388 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,359 Speaker 1: in reality that leads me to think of this way. 389 00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:01,640 Speaker 1: So basically, I'm just really in my head, acting psychotic, 390 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:08,000 Speaker 1: trying desperately not to let it affect my relationship. And 391 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:15,439 Speaker 1: I feel insane because there's nothing there to be worried about, really, 392 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,439 Speaker 1: and we talked about it all the time and he's 393 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,960 Speaker 1: very comforting and lovely. Um, there's just something in me 394 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:25,399 Speaker 1: that like still hasn't quite settled into the safety of 395 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:30,480 Speaker 1: this amazing relationship. So I would love your advice. Thank 396 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,840 Speaker 1: you so much for listening. Um, anything that you can 397 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,600 Speaker 1: share to help me, just like calm the funk down 398 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:42,960 Speaker 1: and enjoy this. Be so great thanks so much by seven. Well, well, well, 399 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:49,520 Speaker 1: what a complicated question for starters. Snap the fuck out 400 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,479 Speaker 1: of it. If I would have dropped us absolutely stunning 401 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,399 Speaker 1: ice cream sunday in front of your face, would you 402 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,880 Speaker 1: just sit there and watch it melt? No, you'd pick 403 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,439 Speaker 1: up the boon and abour bit by bit in, enjoying 404 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,280 Speaker 1: every bite as it slurps down your gorgeous hole. So 405 00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,679 Speaker 1: that's what I need you to start doing in your relationship. 406 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:10,359 Speaker 1: Stop making up these false realities, dear that he's not 407 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,720 Speaker 1: having fun with you. What you need to do is 408 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,479 Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, stare at yourself in the mirror, 409 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:19,160 Speaker 1: and tell yourself you deserve it. Because when we feel 410 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,720 Speaker 1: deserving of all of the richest life has to offer, 411 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,480 Speaker 1: why then we start enjoying them. So please do me 412 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:29,280 Speaker 1: a fucking favor and start enjoying it one more. That 413 00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,800 Speaker 1: will a measly ounce of time in that little head 414 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,800 Speaker 1: of yours. And you're going to completely drive yourself up 415 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,160 Speaker 1: the goddamn wall. And it sounds like you already are. 416 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:41,240 Speaker 1: And there's nothing more unattractive than some stunning fellow future 417 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:45,240 Speaker 1: stepmother not fully indulging in what life has to offer. 418 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,920 Speaker 1: We're only here for a short time now, darling, and 419 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,920 Speaker 1: I would hate to see you let it go to waste, 420 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,800 Speaker 1: So get your head out of your fucking ass and 421 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,200 Speaker 1: start living in the reality that is your cozy little 422 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:00,800 Speaker 1: Kashmir cablenet of a relationship. I remember your controlled no 423 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,359 Speaker 1: one else but you, Hi step kind of like fun 424 00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:09,399 Speaker 1: exciting question. So I'm in my early twenties and because 425 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:13,000 Speaker 1: of a condition I had, I could not have anne 426 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,720 Speaker 1: trade effects. So quite recently and I started seeing someone 427 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,560 Speaker 1: and do thing maybe feel comfortable and everything, and so 428 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:24,760 Speaker 1: honestly I just started having connetative sects. Ah. But it's 429 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,960 Speaker 1: a very exciting and new and like I just wanted 430 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,960 Speaker 1: to ask your advice on like, you know, how do 431 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,760 Speaker 1: you keep it like spice up in the bedroom, favorite positions, 432 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,600 Speaker 1: like you know, like what should I be doing and 433 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,560 Speaker 1: all that job because I feel like you just know 434 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:45,120 Speaker 1: sexty time. Um, yeah, thank you so much for taking 435 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:49,080 Speaker 1: the time to listen to this by congratulations on finally 436 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,320 Speaker 1: being able to get penetrated. That is so exciting for 437 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:56,320 Speaker 1: you and stepmother is proud. Now that I would suggest 438 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,720 Speaker 1: is figuring out what gets you off. I mean completely, 439 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,160 Speaker 1: I mean to the point that you're squirting all over 440 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:06,440 Speaker 1: your room. The ceiling is soaking wet. Stildos, ding dong's, 441 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,600 Speaker 1: ding lings, vibrators, anal beads, anal plugs, anything you can 442 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,680 Speaker 1: stick in stick out that you can clean, My dear, 443 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,600 Speaker 1: you should try it. I highly suggest investing in a 444 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,000 Speaker 1: sex toy or thirty and figuring out what it is 445 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,000 Speaker 1: that will make you skyrocket to the moon and back, 446 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,680 Speaker 1: so that once you have a partner that you want 447 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,720 Speaker 1: to prowl around the sheets with, you can absolutely blow 448 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:31,080 Speaker 1: your mind. We don't know what we want until we 449 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,800 Speaker 1: figured it out for ourselves, So I suggest taking a 450 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,480 Speaker 1: deep dive into your clitteress and figuring out what exactly 451 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,680 Speaker 1: it is she wants, how she likes to be touched, 452 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,760 Speaker 1: and then once you're fully introduced to her, you can 453 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,440 Speaker 1: successfully introduce her to someone else. Now. In terms of 454 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:50,600 Speaker 1: stepmother dear is favorite positions, I do love a classic 455 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,320 Speaker 1: face down us up doggie style, Call me a pure 456 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,960 Speaker 1: bred Doberman honey, because mother needs her back blown out 457 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,240 Speaker 1: and that is what I will get. I like to 458 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,719 Speaker 1: be plowed so hard, doggie that my knees crack. Another 459 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,000 Speaker 1: classic position that I highly suggest is, of course reverse 460 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,520 Speaker 1: cow girl. This is always fun too if you have 461 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,520 Speaker 1: a vintage Versacci chapter where or potentially a gorgeous Chanel 462 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:18,600 Speaker 1: Western collection hat Now, I would advise these positions do 463 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,880 Speaker 1: require some power, so please go to the pilates class. 464 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,600 Speaker 1: I signed you up for enough dilly dallying and start 465 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:31,080 Speaker 1: getting that core in check. What a stunning episode that was. 466 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,080 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for all of your questions, for 467 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:39,440 Speaker 1: writing in and for listening to your stepmother. Now I 468 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,520 Speaker 1: hope that you will be joining us next week for 469 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,120 Speaker 1: episode three, as it is very important to the success 470 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 1: of your future life. How will you please run to 471 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,600 Speaker 1: the store. Your father's balls are in gorge from exploding 472 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,640 Speaker 1: too much in my mouth, and I need to pick 473 00:30:53,720 --> 00:31:01,600 Speaker 1: up his medication to relieve his prostate TATA