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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season fifty nine, Episode

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Speaker 1: one of day Sight Guy, the podcast where we take

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Speaker 1: a deep dive into America's share consciousness using the headlines

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Speaker 1: box office reports, TV ratings, and what's training on Google

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Speaker 1: and social meds. We're also going to take a look

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Speaker 1: at what's trending on Amazon because it is Cyber Monday.

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Speaker 1: Happy Cyber Monday, everyone, It's Monday, November eighteen. I'm doing

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Speaker 1: voices like at the Morning the Zoo Show. My name

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Speaker 1: is there, it is there, it is Doorbusters, my boy

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Speaker 1: Miles coming in hot, what's up? It's your boy part man.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien a k. Come on, Jackie,

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Speaker 1: let's go party. Oh Brian, come on, Jackie, Let's go party.

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Speaker 1: Zneake Gang, Neake Gang. That is courtesy of Jose Antonio Rayes,

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Speaker 1: and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my

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Speaker 1: co host, Mr Miles Gray. Jack. Oh listen, she toilets

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Speaker 1: for Big D's Howard d sick Badtle cry Trump choking

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Speaker 1: on his alabis. But it's just the Miles Gray. These

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Speaker 1: hot takes are calling me up, it up my egg

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Speaker 1: miss because it's Dailey's side. Guys. Wow, thank you too,

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Speaker 1: Deanna at de Elice for that. Mr bright Side and

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Speaker 1: thumb classic, thank you so much. Came in a little

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Speaker 1: stumbled on the beginning, but hey, you know we're moving,

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Speaker 1: we're pushing the cover, pushing recovered. Well, that's that's like

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Speaker 1: that game where he like stumbled out of the gate

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Speaker 1: and then just still like leafed everyone exactly. That's how

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Speaker 1: that was the equivalent of someone singing Mr. Certainly. We

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Speaker 1: are thrilled the being joined in the third seats by

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Speaker 1: the great Caitlin Gill's morning. He lin't give the roller

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Speaker 1: skating Grandma? Did you want tom? I didn't say it?

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Speaker 1: Did you say it? Enough? And that's Tuesday and radio Baby, yea, yea,

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Speaker 1: you're too good at this. I think, Oh, this is

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Speaker 1: a character that's lived inside me for years. Here. I

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Speaker 1: also brought my little buddy Major, who was very disturbed

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Speaker 1: by this personality that she doesn't really know, has not

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Speaker 1: seen this. Mommy is terrifying. Whether to be impressed or

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Speaker 1: calling exorcist, it does not foster trust in a relationship.

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Speaker 1: I just needed to take me seriously right now, Caitlin,

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Speaker 1: We're going to get to know you the real you

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Speaker 1: look at a bit better a moment. But first we're

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Speaker 1: gonna tell our listeners what we're talking about today. Today

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Speaker 1: is a special consumer Guide edition. I don't know, not really,

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Speaker 1: but we're gonna talk about some of the top purchases

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Speaker 1: trending on Amazon. We're gonna talk about what the hell

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Speaker 1: Black Friday and Cyber Monday are exactly? What is all

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Speaker 1: this ship? Uh? And yeah, just consumerism in general. We

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Speaker 1: might even engaging consumerism by giving a shout out to

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Speaker 1: a corporation that is doing something cool in the news,

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Speaker 1: which is our new like form of patronage. Now it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you, sir, thank you, thank you woke capitalism. But first, Caitlin,

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Speaker 1: what is something from your search history that is revealing

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Speaker 1: about who you are? Oh? God? Okay? So I had

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Speaker 1: to write an area on a Grande song parody, which

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Speaker 1: was a thing. I am thirty seven and my head

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Speaker 1: is in the sand. I don't I'm not aware of

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Speaker 1: all pop culture. I didn't know I had heard in

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Speaker 1: ariana Grande song, and turns out I had. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: succeeded in writing the song parodies I about of touch,

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Speaker 1: but I'm still good at puns um. But I also

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Speaker 1: then fell down the rabbit hole. Uh. I did a

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Speaker 1: little searching a very on a grandade. Less revealing than

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Speaker 1: the fact that I found out that I like mac

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Speaker 1: Miller a lot like Backwards Morning Um, where like I

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Speaker 1: didn't think I was allowed. I just have a very like,

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Speaker 1: oh I'm not cool for that vibe where I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I don't think stir alloud, like, especially not with any

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Speaker 1: It's always like a head of a curve of some

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Speaker 1: just get a little into mac Miller and like reading

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Speaker 1: about and then finding other like, you know, oh, maybe

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Speaker 1: there's good music right now, maybe I can. I'm not

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Speaker 1: even from the I'm from California, but I read a

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Speaker 1: lot and then listened to a lot of mac Miller.

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Speaker 1: My Spotify is confused. Yeah, you're discovered. How many times

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Speaker 1: did you listen to Thank You Next? And also how

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Speaker 1: many times are you listening to this twenty six year

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Speaker 1: connected lot J He's definitely one who I got into

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Speaker 1: It was like, Oh, I really like the beats that

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Speaker 1: it's is it? To me? It was like distinctly of

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Speaker 1: believe that that's part of what I learned on my

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Speaker 1: in my deep dive. Am I wrong, Malcolm James? I

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Speaker 1: it with one of the other rappers that I know.

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Speaker 1: His mother is Jewish, father Christian mother, Jewish, raised Jewish,

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Speaker 1: had a bar mitzvah. Well they go, Uh it seemed

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just like he was. Yes, he

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Speaker 1: he would always rival to Drake as the best jew

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Speaker 1: in the rap game, is what he would say. That's

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Speaker 1: what I remember. Cal What is something that's overrated? H turkey? Okay, ye, turkeys.

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Speaker 1: Well it's it's it's pretty day. You are just stuffed

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Speaker 1: to the gills. I'll show myself out. What what wise

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Speaker 1: turkey overrated? It's a dry bird. It is always too much.

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Speaker 1: It's too much pre prayer. People don't handle it regularly.

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Speaker 1: It's only sold once a year. It's a weird business

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Speaker 1: to be in. It's just not a delicious bird. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not what I said. I said. We just have

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Speaker 1: And I don't think we know it's bad. Many of

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Speaker 1: just like, oh, this tastes like other beads that I've made,

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Speaker 1: But like, no, it's it is bad. It's difficult to

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Speaker 1: to brie. If you're not brining it, what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: You should be putting salt and herbs and butter under

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Speaker 1: the skin. Yes, okay, if you don't know how to brine,

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Speaker 1: rub together a lot of salt and some sugar and

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Speaker 1: a bunch of spices, whatever you like, and then lift

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Speaker 1: up the skin of your bird with your hands, with

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Speaker 1: your gross, gross hands, and you shove it in. You

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Speaker 1: shove that that that mixture in and stick it in

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Speaker 1: of water. It could be a dry rind that is

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Speaker 1: equally delicious. Some helpful information for you this three days

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Speaker 1: after Thanksgiving. Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot that. You already

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Speaker 1: did that. If you didn't Brian your turkey, my apology.

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Speaker 1: You get another shot, though. Yeah we know this. In

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Speaker 1: pre or post tests, your turkey was not satisfying. You

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Speaker 1: labored on it for hours, you did, you followed every

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Speaker 1: a disappointing protein on the plate. But it is nice

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Speaker 1: because like I've had a good turkey. So it's like

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Speaker 1: I have another good turkey? And it never is. And

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Speaker 1: also I would agree that it's just like there's nothing

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Speaker 1: you did that to chicken, it would be better. It

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Speaker 1: would be a moister, better tasting bird, delicious, juicy. Well,

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Speaker 1: that segways neatly into what I view as being underrated.

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Speaker 1: What's that? Which is every poultry except for turkey? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I like chicken. I'm not not gonna chicken unto the bed,

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Speaker 1: so to speak, as they say. But like, have you

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Speaker 1: talking about how that is a thing that seems to

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Speaker 1: what the fun? Why aren't you even goose? I've never

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Speaker 1: had a goose. It's meteor, it's got it's as the

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Speaker 1: fat renders, it's a fattier bird, so as it pulls out,

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Speaker 1: it just develops more character then you're gonna get from

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Speaker 1: a turkey. Also, geese are just like because they're less

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Speaker 1: But it's just it's not around as geese are still delicious,

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Speaker 1: come into contact with a lot of goose shit, and

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Speaker 1: I wonder if like that's true for most people, Like

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Speaker 1: that's got to be regional, right, Yeah, it's probably wild turkeys. Yea,

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Speaker 1: if you've ever met a turkey in a wild you're like, okay, dinner. Like,

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Speaker 1: fighting with your reflection in a pond. Maybe it's a

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Speaker 1: kind of beautiful or maybe I don't know, man, are

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Speaker 1: you trying to tell me a turkey ain't pretty? Because

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Speaker 1: geese just got like flat gray thing going on too modern,

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Speaker 1: very sleek. The turkey spotted modeled, kind of neat, looking

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Speaker 1: It's a different design design aesthetic, but equally they're equal.

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Speaker 1: You know, actually is more fat. I think it was

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Speaker 1: his tasty. I think duck is tasting duck and a

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Speaker 1: bunch of like cornish game hens like one. But duck

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Speaker 1: is a bird too. That some if you don't know

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Speaker 1: how to cookie, you could fuck duck, breast up or

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Speaker 1: hold duck. You're not going to mess up a turkey.

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Speaker 1: A little bit more forgiving because people know what bad

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Speaker 1: turkey tastes, like bad duck is like, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: this is aggressively yea. Yeah. Are some people just like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is fine and then you'll have like I remember

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Speaker 1: there was an episode I think it was Bourdaine who

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Speaker 1: was like with some guys who are like duck hunting

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Speaker 1: and he was watching them cooking. He's like, let me

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Speaker 1: let me show you and they were like, holy sh whoa,

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Speaker 1: this is whoa. It doesn't have to taste like killing

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Speaker 1: back Counfy in a restaurant with a very sophisticated review

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Speaker 1: of what it went wrong. I'm a monster. I feel

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Speaker 1: I can go, but yeah, but you're just in the

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Speaker 1: fat baby. It was dry. It was so dusty. I

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Speaker 1: was with me. It was a slow night. It was

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Speaker 1: not good. I won't reveal the name of the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: The service was too kind, but it was I've had

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Speaker 1: bad duck. Yeah. What is the myth? What's something people

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Speaker 1: think is true you know to be false. I don't

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Speaker 1: think that trip to Fan is actually what makes you tired.

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Speaker 1: I think we made that up to blame the turkey

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Speaker 1: for our problems. I think we fucking ate too much. Yes,

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Speaker 1: But it's clearly a thing for parents. Behavior modification to

422
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Speaker 1: behavior modification tool miles. Can you explain because we had

423
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 1: a zeit gang member explained cultural exchange opportunity, someone tell

424
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 1: me And Tom Barrett was kind enough at Tom Barrett

425
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,359
Speaker 1: eighty two was saying that ELpH on this shelf is

426
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 1: about influencing kids behavior. It moves at night to return

427
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,440
Speaker 1: and tell Santa that the kids have been good all day.

428
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 1: If it doesn't move, they did something naughty. And yes,

429
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 1: you can find fund locations in the house side benefit

430
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 1: if you, forguest slash, failed to move it go hmm,

431
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: what happened to school yesterday? So I guess, yeah, that

432
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 1: makes sense if you could just gas light your child

433
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,160
Speaker 1: into believing this elf is no is omniscient and UH

434
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 1: sees you. And there's no daily gift giving correct, because

435
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: I'm what I understand. I don't know that maybe spoiled

436
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 1: kids get gifts if every time the elf moves. I

437
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 1: heard this present sell on the Bill Simmons podcast be like,

438
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 1: and then you have to give him a gift every day?

439
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 1: I was like, No, that's how you make a shitty

440
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 1: fucking adult. Yeah, this is all how, this is all bad,

441
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,120
Speaker 1: This is this is good forst of all, Like almost

442
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: I have to give respect that Santa is a totally

443
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 1: manufactured holiday illusion only wears red because of Coca cola

444
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 1: kinda only been around since the fifty Like whatever, but

445
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 1: hats off to the brand that's like, not only are

446
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: we going to do the same thing with Helf on

447
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: the Shelf, but won't make it Santa's evil assistant. It's

448
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 1: not like Santa's trademark. You don't have to call Monopoly

449
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,199
Speaker 1: to ask first. You can just make that. Well, they

450
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 1: appropriate to make it just as a gaslight for your kids.

451
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 1: There's a Brazilian tradition that it's basically they're Santa Claus,

452
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 1: but he is like constantly surveiling people, so it's not

453
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: like he knows when you're like magic. He just knows, Yeah,

454
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 1: he's your bedroom. So they basically just put that into

455
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: a plastic figurine and we're like here you go. Uh,

456
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: and we are going to make millions off of our version,

457
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 1: which just has a little camera in it. Yeah, actually

458
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Speaker 1: sort of assumed that the Alpha on the Shelf had

459
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: a camera in it. By now, the universal truth that

460
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: children lose respect for their parents. Literally every culture that's

461
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: had kids has a myth about some external beast that

462
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: watches your kids, judges their behavior, and then acts accordingly.

463
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 1: You know, whether it's like a crampus, like an evil

464
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 1: sort of thing, or a Santa a rewarding sort of thing.

465
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: Parents throughout all ages we've had to use a mythical

466
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Speaker 1: external figure to manipulate their child's behavior. Who no longer

467
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: has any respect for them? Who knows when the respect

468
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: cut off comes? In the Middle Ages, wasn't younger? Older?

469
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 1: Who knows? But at some point parents need a myth

470
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 1: to make their children carried in the stick. The stick

471
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: in this case is coal, even children inherently no coal

472
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: sucks energy source. All right, we're gonna take a quick break.

473
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Speaker 1: We'll be back with electronics, camera photo, video games, and books.

474
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 1: And we're back. So electronics is not super interesting because

475
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 1: Amazon has either ruthlessly waited the list or the product

476
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 1: offerings so that you only see Amazon products. Because all

477
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: of their top fifty is just different Amazon products. There

478
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 1: is a single Apple product, which I guess this is

479
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: a new development that they're selling Apple products at all.

480
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 1: I think they're just starting to like combine forces of like, hey,

481
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: well you can sell our ship on your website. Yeah, so,

482
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: not a whole lot to see there. There's a bunch

483
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 1: of echoes, dot and other things, a lot of Fuji instacts. Ye. Well,

484
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: so camera photo is its own section and it's just

485
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: all Fuji instacts. It's those little instant camera Polaroid cameras

486
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: that are really fun at parties and leave you with

487
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: a giant stack of pictures that you'll never look at

488
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: again unless you get some sort of display receptacles. So

489
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 1: that would be my recommendation to anybody who is investing

490
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: in some instincts, is get like some sort of frame

491
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: or something. I mean, by O'Brien, your business room, Oh mad,

492
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 1: are the good people at Polaroid right now? I mean

493
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 1: fifteen year drop off an interest led to the total

494
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: devastation of a company that like was one of the

495
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: last ones to employ people for their whole career. It

496
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: was just sort of the sunset of the whole age

497
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: of our economy and now just during nostalgia. Some like

498
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: I'm sure the people who own insects are not this,

499
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: but in my mind they're like nineteen year olds on

500
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: a one wheel just beating down a giant Paul Lay

501
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:52,479
Speaker 1: passing open concert office. No, it's Fujifilm. Polaroid is its

502
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: own company, and I think I don't know if they

503
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,199
Speaker 1: make the cameras, but they do make the film, Like

504
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 1: the film only just came back because I think when

505
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: they shut down and everyone's like, oh my god, there's

506
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: not gonna be Polaroid film anymore, a little crazy and

507
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 1: had to buy like, you know, kind of their their

508
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: doomsday supply of of Kodak film. So they're back. There

509
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: are Polaroid is actually at number nine like their colors

510
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: from back, but there's like ten Fuji. Just rip off

511
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 1: the Polaroid ahead of it world. It is a cool,

512
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: cruel world. That's the first thing you need to know

513
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: about capitalism. Uh yeah, so get frams for your Fuji

514
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: in stacks. Let's move on to video games. Guys. Uh,

515
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: this is I am like a person from Mars or

516
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: an alien. Fun sports athlete, Yeah, fun sports athlete puts

517
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: one of those in your gift box. But I'm kind

518
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: of coming at this from an outsider's perspective, As you

519
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: were explaining to me that because it seems like PS

520
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: four and Nintendo Switch are dominating an Xbox is a

521
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, I think that's just this is we're

522
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: looking at Amazon's, you know, sales, because once you know,

523
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: everyone is going to do sales on every conceivable video

524
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: game product. I mean, the top thing is always like

525
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: if you play PlayStation, getting that PlayStation plus twelve month membership.

526
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 1: You always buy it on Black Friday because it's like

527
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: usually like thirty bucks more something when you don't have

528
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: twenty bucks more. Uh. And then you know the games

529
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 1: that the children's are playing. I'm a little pissed if

530
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: I had just waited a little bit longer, I could

531
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: get Red Dead for cheaper. But you know them, everybody,

532
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: that's just how it goes down. Left work early to

533
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: try to play that game. Well we get, yeah, the

534
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: insanity that that game caused. Yeah, and what's your take

535
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: on that you saw your significant other? You know, while

536
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: I was working on my Pooping Cross stitch last night,

537
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: my um my partner was playing the game and it

538
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: seemed like you're just living a life. It was, I

539
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: don't know, like there was parts where they were just

540
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: like he was buying and you know, getting rid of

541
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: a horse and buying a new horse because the other

542
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 1: horse was a little lame and tired. And then at

543
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: one point he goes to some weird old guy. It

544
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: was like hanging out at a farm and it's like

545
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: tell me the story of something, some guy. And then

546
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: the old cracky dude was like I ain't shove him

547
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: my ship, and so did you shovel my ship? Yeah,

548
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: so then he had to in order to get a story,

549
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: he had to shovel some ship. And then in the

550
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: end they just decided that the old guy was full

551
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: of ship anyway, Like they were like, you don't know anything.

552
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: Like it was like, what game is this? And there's

553
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: a lot there's a lot of activity you can do

554
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: around the main story that would be very tedious because

555
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: I remember, like when you're talking about the Zelda game,

556
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: I was like, you're just cooking and eating and ship

557
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of that. In Red Dad. We're like, hey,

558
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm sit down and cook this game. Big game meat

559
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: I got and you know, eat it. But there's you know,

560
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: when you get into it, though there's plenty. There was

561
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: also a part where he just had to lay like

562
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: a trap for a bear and then just wait for

563
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: the bear to come. I was like, this is the game,

564
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: but like that's it. Who do you kill? Any woman?

565
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: Was like in game whittling. The thing I've been most

566
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: amused by with Red Dead is following like tweets from

567
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: people frustrated by how apparently complicated the controls are. I

568
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: think it was Andrew Overdall that said something like great

569
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: instead of right off with all my friends after this

570
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: high school. I don't I just punched my horse into

571
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: It's just I guess there's I've been I've been in Yeah,

572
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: I've been in terrible horse accidents in that game. That's

573
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: one thing they did change. Like before you wouldn't you

574
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: couldn't just run into a tree like man, I've I've

575
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: nearly died many times on my horse from hitting a

576
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: pole or a tree branch or whatever the other thing is.

577
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: At one point, he just has like a deep conversation

578
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: with another character in the game where he's like, so

579
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: do you miss Debbie And he's like, you missed you

580
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: know sometimes when you're in the life you talk to

581
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 1: get out. Like it was the whole thing where I like,

582
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, so who's dead? And like my

583
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: boyfriend's like, I don't know. Like the game and I

584
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: was like always I think this guy is crazy too.

585
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: Is there an option to run or call the police?

586
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: Are the parts I was interested in because I was like, well,

587
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: the cinematics, Yeah, they put a lot of time into

588
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: so it plays out like a movie. Yeah. The top

589
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: game is Super Smash Brothers, which, as I understand it

590
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: has very little backstory or whittling. It's just a cult phenomenon.

591
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: Just dance, Yeah, just dance. So there's still a Nintendo

592
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: we game on the fucking top. Yeah, we keep on rocking.

593
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: Yeah the people Just Dance two thousand nineteen edition. Maybe

594
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: maybe I rated Amazon's old PS two equipment. I bought

595
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: myself a very cheap dance mat so I could play

596
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: my old copy Dance Dance Revolution. You can never shelve

597
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: that stuff, for real, It's always going to come back downstairs.

598
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: Neighbors will never like you. Right, Sometimes you just gotta dance, man,

599
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: I love it all right. We want to move on

600
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: to books, which are mostly children's books, and we actually

601
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: have a adults gave up. Yes, there's also you know,

602
00:32:55,200 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: Becoming Michelle Obama and other but there are interpret that

603
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: title as sexually as I do. But I'll be honest

604
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: that I've oversexualized the Obamas for a decade and I

605
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: haven't died. I don't know how to stop. It's health.

606
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: But so we wanted to play a game called Kid's

607
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: Book or sex Thing because these kids books have very

608
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: strange titles that could easily be sex things, and we

609
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: wanted to see if Caitlyn you could tell the difference

610
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: between them. So we'll just run through a couple that

611
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: are somewhat obvious. Dirty Sanchez. Oh that's a kid's book.

612
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: That's that's a shitty mustache. Yes, okay, Wonky Donkey, Oh man,

613
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: I'm already on the fence, Wonkey Donkey. I'm gonna say

614
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: sex Kids book number two. Like Donkey was a throw,

615
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: that's a that's a distract. They knew exactly what they

616
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: were doing. What's that kid's book? What is that about?

617
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: What is the Wonky Donkey and Kids? A silly little

618
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: donkey had one short leg. Yeah, I don't know, We

619
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: honestly don't know. It's just the number two book overall,

620
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: and the number one kid's book, Congress of the Cow.

621
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: That's a book. Nope, sex thing. Yeah, I didn't expect

622
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: to do so poorly. Yeah, this one, this one should

623
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 1: be easy. The Screaming Goat, that's a that's a kid's book. Yes, yes, okay,

624
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: I don't have a try. It's the Congress thing. What's that's?

625
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: What's the sex thing? That's just some sex move. I

626
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 1: think that involves like the milking of a woman's breast too.

627
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 1: That makes it the cow thing. I don't I remember

628
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 1: it from Best in Show. Okay, that's a throwaway line

629
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: investing should that, Yeah, but I believe that's a Fred

630
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: Willard utterance. No, it's what's your face? Catherine O'Hara, Okay,

631
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: thank you? Um did you know Katherine O'Hara just got

632
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Speaker 1: honored in Canada yesterday? I'm sorry to interrupt with us. Yes, uh,

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Speaker 1: if you did, it was last week, your listeners, Catherine

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Speaker 1: har got a Canadian honor some kind of Candian ceremony.

635
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Speaker 1: Is the most Canadian thing I have ever seen. It's

636
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Speaker 1: so polite. It's just the little tiny room. It's very official,

637
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Speaker 1: it's so cute. It was it's it's YouTube a bowl

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Speaker 1: I recommend, okay, for sure. Congratulations to Catherine. The pound

639
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Speaker 1: pound fish, the pound fish. That's a book. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: good good hot Lunch that's a sex thing. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: lunch is like a very or involves a handstand and

642
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: just burying your face and yeah, it's very involved. Nice nice,

643
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Speaker 1: but like upside. I imagine if you caught someone doing

644
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Speaker 1: a like a like a summersault midway and literally twice

645
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Speaker 1: the side of my partner. Many of these are more possible.

646
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Speaker 1: Look it up. Oh the Hungry Caterpillar that's a book.

647
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: But a Very Hungry Caterpillar that's also a book. Yes,

648
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: those are all books, right. I like the Very No,

649
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Speaker 1: that's a sex move very the Star. Oh no, that's

650
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: a book. That's a sex book. It's very It's just

651
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: an It wasn't interesting when I saw it. I was like,

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Speaker 1: you're calling this the Star. Okay, I got a Brawl

653
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: of the Wild Book, Yes, okay, great, alright, the Baron

654
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: Stained Bears and The Joy of Giving. Oh, I've done

655
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: that one. That's move. Don't try in the back of

656
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Speaker 1: a car. All right. Let's move on to the history

657
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: of Black Friday. Yes, just Black Friday is the America

658
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: grandfather of Cyber Monday for you kids out there. So

659
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: we wanted to talk about just these sort of exclusively

660
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 1: consumerist holidays. Yeah, I got their start. You know, it's

661
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: got all kinds of of origins. I mean, if you

662
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Speaker 1: believe everything that j R. Smith posts on Twitter, you

663
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: would believe that it stems from slavery, which is not true.

664
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: That's where I get most of my historical and JR. Smith,

665
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, but you know, they obviously black Friday, as

666
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: Americans know'st that day after Thanksgiving everyone just throws all

667
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: their money away. But it looks like I guess the

668
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: earliest recorded version or context seems to come from the fifties,

669
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: where a lot of people would call in sick after

670
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving to try and basically at a four day weekend. Uh.

671
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: And then other people said that it was like it

672
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: was used in Philadelphia because cops would refer to it

673
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,240
Speaker 1: because it was the day before the annual Army Navy

674
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: football game, so a bunch of tourists came to the

675
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: city and traffic was a mess. See this makes sense

676
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: to me because I was always like, well, why would

677
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: they call it black Friday? Like calling any day black

678
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: seems like it would have a negative connotation. But people

679
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: are like, no, it's because like businesses are in the black.

680
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: That's another one that people point to. Now, yeah, so

681
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: we don't really know, but again, look this is what

682
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: we're calling you. But it wasn't around til the eighties

683
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: that it caught on sort of nationally because I think

684
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: everybody was high on cocaine and the economy was going

685
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: all right, so people were like, yeah, all about irrational exuberance.

686
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: Just overall they were like, Okay, how are we going

687
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: to win the cold or we're going to win it

688
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 1: by just fooling ourselves into like a spiral of optimism

689
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: and the Soviet Union won't be able to keep up

690
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 1: with them. We'll just be like we're fucking win and

691
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: we're There's also the thing where like if you're if

692
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: the looming threat is annihilation, then like spend it while

693
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: you got it, got them guys. But once the odds

694
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: came around is when we really started seeing like the

695
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: fucking mania that we sort of see now. Uh, And

696
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: I guess we survived. We made it out when we

697
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: should have been annihilated, and now we have nothing. We

698
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: spent it all. We smoked them all, and we don't

699
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: know how to keep going. Now you can't turn the

700
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,399
Speaker 1: cycle on. Now we have to smoke them all. Basically, Yeah,

701
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: And like I didn't realize. In two thousand eight, a

702
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 1: Walmart employee was trampled to death. People die every year.

703
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: There's a death count, isn't there. This person The whole

704
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: thing is somewhat of a it's it's an extremely it's

705
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: a it's a it's an extremely slow newsday is the

706
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: origin of all those stories. And like back at Cracked,

707
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,280
Speaker 1: I wrote an article where I tried to look into

708
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:10,240
Speaker 1: all these different like famous stories and the Walmart employee.

709
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 1: There was a Walmart employee trampled to death. It was

710
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: like a crazy thing where they kept everybody in the

711
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 1: parking lot all night and like taunted them, the Walmart

712
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: employees haunted them. And then like there was just a

713
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: giant riot and a guy was like trying to push

714
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: the doors back and it collapsed on him and it

715
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: wasn't like then everybody went in and went shopping and

716
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: it was like yeah, everyone was like, oh my god,

717
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: what happened. Yeah, So that was like most of the

718
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: times people don't die. Another story that was reported that

719
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: same year, like in the same paragraph as the person dying,

720
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: was that there was like a fight at a Toys

721
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Speaker 1: r Us that ended with people being shot. And they

722
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: made it seem like it was a fight over a product,

723
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: but it was just like an unrelated gang shoe. It

724
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: was like happened to be near a Toys r Us.

725
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 1: But the media fucking loves this idea that like we

726
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: become capitalists were wolves and just like try and kill

727
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: each other. Well, yeah, that's yeah. I mean I think

728
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 1: potential is that, like how many images of people standing

729
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: in that crazy line in a parking lot and then rush,

730
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: Like why was everyone in a Walmart parking lot? There's

731
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: a lot of questions that go back, this is not

732
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: a good look right there. I don't think the entire

733
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 1: phenomenon is totally made up. I think it's exaggerated by

734
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: an idea that is desperate for news that they can

735
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: just like get out of. Well that's why. And I

736
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 1: think that's what has led to the spread of this phenomenon,

737
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: like because then I think in our writer JM who

738
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: looked into this for us, like you know, it kind

739
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: of started bubbling in Canada and then the UK around,

740
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,879
Speaker 1: and I think a lot of that is born out

741
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: of everyone, you know, just seeing our news clips of

742
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: like look at these maniac consumers literally busting down doors

743
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 1: for a TV and like knife fighting over a blender.

744
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,040
Speaker 1: It's capitalist running of the bulls, Yeah, exactly as I

745
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: put it, it's not because it's just poor people like

746
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: it sort of is, but rich people aren't in that scrum, right,

747
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: This is just well, this is the funny thing because now, like,

748
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: you know, the media does sort of make it look

749
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 1: like this Hunger Games ask like it does contribute to

750
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: sort of this like class warfare thing where the media

751
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: loves to go, look at all these people who like

752
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: probably need to like the only way for them to

753
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: be able to get gifts or things is because of

754
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 1: these sales, and so like, let's just watch them wow

755
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: the funk out, you know, and like let's put a

756
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: compilation together of the best fucking fights at a Walmart

757
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: things like that. Calculate what wage would hold them in

758
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 1: that position, and then make sure we maintain it across

759
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: an entire class, the largest class of people, and then

760
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: watch them all claw at each other for a limit

761
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 1: to TV, right, and exactly, I think that's what the

762
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: media coverage always often ignores, is like why would someone

763
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: be like want to take it this far to provide

764
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,479
Speaker 1: gifts for their family or whatever. And then you also

765
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: think about how inflated the actual prices are, because like

766
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: we're we're basically gas lit the whole year into thinking

767
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: that the price we see is what the fun let's

768
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 1: ship costs, when really that sale price is still calculated

769
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 1: to still be profitable for this store profit by scale.

770
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: It's not like you'd reduce your profits that if you

771
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 1: sell enough at all lines up the same. I mean. Also,

772
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 1: the rage pushing my voice right now is that I

773
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: will postmate on Friday and I have my fingers crossed

774
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,439
Speaker 1: that I have thirty dollars extra to buy a pair

775
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: of shoes, which would be half price. That's my consus.

776
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: I can't by get I got nothing this year. I

777
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: have good problems. I drove a postmade order past the

778
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: billboard for a show I wrote on But I have

779
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: good problems. I'm just in between. You know, life is,

780
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: life is, water is. But yeah, I deliver a lot

781
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: of food to rich people who don't and then I

782
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: have to hope that I have enough to buy shoes.

783
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 1: So yeah, like I'm not in a line at best Buy.

784
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: Maybe that's next year, fingers crossed. But like, I know

785
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: the trap of not having enough to buy shoes until

786
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: they tell you you're allowed to buy shoes on this day.

787
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 1: Because that's the thing. It almost seems like this is

788
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: the day when you're you're buying ship at the price

789
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: it probably most like you're actually paying closure to value

790
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 1: is because it's this one day and artificial limit on it.

791
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: They're like only five TVs, so of course people are

792
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: gonna fight over it, Like yeah, yeah, that's because none

793
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: of us have enough, so we're gonna try to make

794
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: the difference, you know later on Craigslist when you missed this,

795
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: because that's what happens after Cyber Monday and Black Friday

796
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: is the proliferation of the three quarters sale that exists

797
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 1: on like Facebook sales. Uh well, yeah, I mean. The

798
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: one thing though, that I thought was really interesting is

799
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: like they're even like travel agencies have put together tourist

800
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 1: packages for people to come from abroad to get in

801
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,240
Speaker 1: on this, and like you say, is the capitalists running

802
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: of the bulls because people are like, oh wow, I

803
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: want to fucking see this ship go crazy or whatever.

804
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: And I guess also too, there might be certain ducts

805
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: that if you obviously are have so much disposable income,

806
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: you can fly to another country to take advantage in

807
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 1: person's sale day. Great more power to you and just

808
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: feast on the corpse of this dying empire. Um. But

809
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: if there, I would love to watch from the top

810
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 1: row of the Mall of America eating while I on

811
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: a stick, just observing. But I don't like all these

812
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: crazy Americans, let's try so hard to be happy. Oh yeah,

813
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break. We'll have more

814
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 1: Black Friday Cyber Monday stuff in a moment, and we're back.

815
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: And producer Nick Stuff just informed us that there is

816
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 1: a little bit of wrangling going on in the story

817
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: of Polaroid and Fujifilm because there is a lawsuit from

818
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: Polaroid or from Fuji. I don't know who's nothing. Polaroid

819
00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: is definitely suiting Fuji. They're coming for their check in

820
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 1: their filing was like unable to profit from like their

821
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: original I p and like in the death throws of

822
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: their shitty business end for us. Yeah yeah, so they're yeah,

823
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: that is going down. Um, I mean help him out,

824
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, they opened the door for you. It

825
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 1: would be rude dance with them. Bring yeah, thank you.

826
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Speaker 1: One of the details of Black Friday that I especially

827
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: liked from that article from years ago is actually Black

828
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: Friday determined when Thanksgiving is not the other way around. Yeah.

829
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:43,919
Speaker 1: So Thanksgiving was originally set as originally it didn't really

830
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: have a set date, and then Abraham Lincoln said it

831
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 1: as the last Thursday in November. Uh, and he wasn't thinking, duh,

832
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: that sometimes there are five Thursdays in November and you're

833
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 1: going to really shortened the shopping season. And so they

834
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: actually said it on the fourth Thursday in November to

835
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 1: extend the shopping season so that you would never have

836
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: it on the fifth, right, so you would never have

837
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: like a very short shopping season. They did it. It

838
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 1: was FDR who did it in nine because they were

839
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: trying to get out of the depression and they were like,

840
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: we really can't afford a short shopping season. And so

841
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 1: that is how we got Thanksgiving on the day it

842
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: is is because of Black Friday essentially. Yeah, well you

843
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 1: know as long as sense I mean, that's that's yeah. Yeah.

844
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: And also if you're trying to get out of depression,

845
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: you know, we had to do a lot to get

846
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: out of depression. Yeah, fight a war or whatever. But

847
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: you know, let's get the get the machine moving, baby. Yeah.

848
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: World War two is a false flag. Oh yeah, so

849
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: everybody knows. Yeah, you know how many times I've tell

850
00:46:55,360 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: that when people remind me on December seven, Pearl Harbor

851
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:05,720
Speaker 1: are right, right, Okay, in the shopping season, yeah, real season.

852
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:10,760
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, that did pretty widely enough, bullets are crushing.

853
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: So since that day, it's always been that Thursday. There

854
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: there was like a weird little civil war where certain

855
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: states were like, na, we're doing it on the previous

856
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: day that we used to celebrate it, and there was

857
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: like some back and forth. It was like a very

858
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: lethargic civil war that happened for like two years, and

859
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: then they were just like no they fell fine, yeah, fine, whatever.

860
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: So yeah, Arizona just do daylight saving times. Fucking god,

861
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: they're so independent. Yeah, yeah, I guess this is just

862
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: a good time to think of your local Amazon worker

863
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: or just any well. Yeah, well that's another thing to

864
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: actually about Black Friday is like that also did spur

865
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: on a lot of uh, you know, activism within employees

866
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: who worked in Amazon where how especially in Europe, like

867
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: in Spain, where they were like fuck that, like we're

868
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: not doing a fucking thing till you address the working conditions,

869
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: and you know, I hope they can address that across

870
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: all of the Amazon facilities. Worry they won't. Yeah, I mean,

871
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: just the sorry to bother you world, don't worry. We

872
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: all know how this ends the darkness of Yeah, the

873
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 1: Black Friday. Yeah, it's I don't know, I've I told you,

874
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,839
Speaker 1: I'm you know, you already know that I am a

875
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: gig economy worker at the moment, and uh, I've done

876
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: retail man good jobs and bad jobs, you know. But

877
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: it takes to sit in this seat. But yeah, the

878
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: the way people behave, the entitlement that people have to

879
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: your time because you wear an apron in a name

880
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: tag and that in this season is is terrible. Your

881
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: barista knows you your behavior and the way you conduct

882
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: yourself on a day like that, on a holiday, on

883
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 1: the day after a holiday, when somebody is giving you

884
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: literally the most valuable thing, literally the only priceless thing

885
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: in the world, their time, and you eat them like garbage.

886
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: It just shows. It's one of those things that if

887
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 1: you're buying a great deal on that day, the person

888
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: in front of you that's conducting the transaction is not

889
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: with their family and isn't doing anything that they want.

890
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:16,280
Speaker 1: They are suffering for you to enjoy this giddy discount.

891
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: It's just a terrible, terrible time. And that frenzy of

892
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: like oh boy, I get take me and going shopping.

893
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: It's like you're not everybody who goes black Friday shopping.

894
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: There are I'll put a low numbered a dozen and

895
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: as many as fifty people who gave their time to

896
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: you that day. The person who you know, the ticket

897
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: taker at the parking garage, the person who like waves

898
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: at you at the beginning of them, all the ten

899
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: employees who asked you if you needed anything by that

900
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: ran you up. Those are all miserable people not earning

901
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: enough money to justify taking away their time. It's just awful.

902
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: Or yeah, just consider they're they're taking eat that shift

903
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 1: because we'll get holiday time and a half pay, like

904
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: especially because some places open as early as fucking Thanksgiving Day.

905
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,280
Speaker 1: Of course, you know what I mean. I mean holidays

906
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: are if you work in retailed the idea that you're

907
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: celebrating the holiday, that's just gigglobal. That's the best joke

908
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: I would have told on any podcast this year. You're

909
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: not doing you're working. We expect you to be extra cheerful. Yeah. Yeah.

910
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: It really is the thing that I first noticed, like

911
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: when being abroad and then coming back to America, the

912
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: way that Americans treat like employees, just the person behind

913
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: the counter that they're buying something from is just it's

914
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: different than the way they're people are treated in other countries.

915
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: We have this exceptional attitude about like, well, if I'm

916
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 1: the consumer, the customers always right, and the customers always

917
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: a raging demon asshole to people who are working. That

918
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,839
Speaker 1: was the like the biggest difference that I noticed. It's

919
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: just like this imperceptible but like it's really that what's

920
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: so weird, Like you're saying, like the second someone don's

921
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: a uniform or something, and it's like in a retail

922
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: space or server space or whatever, it's like, oh, you're

923
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: not a person who might be my relative or me

924
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: at some point. And I think unless you've actually done retail,

925
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 1: like you know, then you might not have that perspective.

926
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: And you know, I would urge people who have not

927
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: had the opportunity to work a job like that. I certainly,

928
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: you know, worked at the mall during holiday season. We're

929
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 1: just working out here too. Now I'm a second rate

930
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: podcast or but yes, there is something just sort of

931
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: it just it sums up the American attitude to have

932
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: just sort of like, well, I'm here in this capacity

933
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 1: to give my money to you, which means I'm afforded

934
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: these luxuries of treating you like garbage, And yeah, I

935
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: guess if you're out shopping on Black Friday and you

936
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: have a shitty job, maybe you're not treated all that

937
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: great all year and you want somebody to live issue

938
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 1: with attention that's about you, and nobody in a neighbor

939
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,399
Speaker 1: knows you that. I just think it's a dark like, sure,

940
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,919
Speaker 1: enjoy the deals, have fun with your family, but there's

941
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,240
Speaker 1: always an edge to Black Friday that makes me so sad,

942
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:55,760
Speaker 1: like it's just such a gross and made to celebrate anything.

943
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: Take a walk, and that's like ari I does. Like

944
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 1: I don't think ari I is open. Then they're like

945
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, go outside with your family right when

946
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, look at you are I. But I

947
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: think a big reason that Amazon is now the biggest

948
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: company and Jeff Bezos is the richest person in the

949
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: history of the world beside Vladimir Putin is because people

950
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: are able to avoid that interpersonal interaction where they have

951
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 1: to like, you know, see the person right and under.

952
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: Now you just get to have like that supply chain

953
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: of twelve jobs where people are being treated like ship

954
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: just behind. It's a very sterile shopping you never have

955
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 1: to see them. Um. Yeah, but they're pissing in a

956
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: bottle somewhere and they're doing it right, right, Yes, sorry,

957
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 1: capitalism makes me sad. You caught me on a dark day,

958
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: just trying to make sure that Like, no, but that's

959
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: like the double ed sort of this, right, It's like

960
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: on one side you're like, oh, deals and this, and

961
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:54,800
Speaker 1: you're like capitalism. And why do I have these problems

962
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 1: because I person with a college degree who was white

963
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 1: and extraordinarily privileged, have decided to air quote chase my dream? Right?

964
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: Why are these couple of months super hard economically? Because baby,

965
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: I'm writing a pitch. I have a show to sell, Like,

966
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: I have good problems, problems that I have chosen, and

967
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 1: still looking at the world on a black Friday or

968
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 1: a cyber Monday is just a chilling. It's a chilling glimpse.

969
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:18,799
Speaker 1: And if you happen to be on the bottom of

970
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 1: the shoe, it is an ugly world. Enjoy it. If

971
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: you're the one walking, but the people under your shoes

972
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: are it's a it's a long day. It's a long day.

973
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 1: Be aware, you know, especially during the shopping season. Oh

974
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,919
Speaker 1: my god, tap your postmates. But what you were saying

975
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 1: about how your Barista knows you. That was one of

976
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 1: the types of articles that Robert Evans, who hosts Behind

977
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: the Bastards, started writing. These like we call them personal experience,

978
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: but basically we would just interview people with jobs and

979
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, people just don't see us, so

980
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 1: we're able to just sit there and like witness people's behavior.

981
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,839
Speaker 1: And some of the most interesting articles we had were

982
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,359
Speaker 1: just from people who like worked at a high end

983
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: hotel and they're like, people are fucking Barbara ends, Like,

984
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: here's the sorts of behavior you see, Like, but it's

985
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: just because I think there is that American feeling that

986
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 1: I've earned this, so you don't have to exist as

987
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 1: a human being in me. I've also been guilty of

988
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 1: this that I think none who walk among us can

989
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:20,280
Speaker 1: say they've never done this, that we as Americans not unique,

990
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: but it's cultural to us that we have this well

991
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: of rage that just exists from our daily lives because

992
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: it naturally makes us angry, and occasionally it feels really

993
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,360
Speaker 1: good to let it out, and sometimes you just do

994
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:34,359
Speaker 1: it to a service professional. My apologies to phone representatives

995
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: that I've contacted from companies that made me meant the

996
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: nice lady who answered the phone at Hewlett Packard did

997
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 1: not deserve my ire over my printer. But I just

998
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: felt like screaming unintelligibly at somebody, and then my printer

999
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: worked again, and I felt better that poor person didn't.

1000
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,399
Speaker 1: But we've all done it. We all carry stress and rage.

1001
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: That's really fun to let loose on someone like a barista.

1002
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: But I promise you I could tell the difference between

1003
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 1: the grouchy nurse and the entire turd that was just

1004
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 1: ordering a fucking non fat, vanilla sugar free decaf atrocity. Right.

1005
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,439
Speaker 1: Of course my dogs want bringing again. She can feel

1006
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: my stress. N give her the treats. Well, Caitlin, it's

1007
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 1: been wonderful having you. Y'all are the best. Thank you.

1008
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: Like gang, where can people find you? Follow you? Venmo

1009
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: you even let's get you a pair of shoes. I'm

1010
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,760
Speaker 1: pretty sure I'm Caitlin is tall, and Venmo at Caitlin

1011
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 1: is tall. C A I T L I N I

1012
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 1: S T A l L. It would be so hilarious. Uh,

1013
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: and nobody's obligated. I told you my problems are mine

1014
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:43,800
Speaker 1: because I myself. I built this world. Yeah, I'm pretty

1015
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,240
Speaker 1: sure that's me on all the things. Oh jesus, If

1016
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: I'm at Caitlin Dash Gil Dash three on Venmo, that

1017
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,320
Speaker 1: helps no one. What's your avatar look like? It's a

1018
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 1: it's my stupid face with a mohawk. I'm in a

1019
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,439
Speaker 1: black V neck. It's a shot by Kim new Money,

1020
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 1: incredible photographer. She photographed Clinton the High Lows. Uh. You

1021
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: can find me at Caitlin Dash Gil Dash three at Vemo.

1022
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 1: You can find me Caitlin's Tall on Instagram and Robot

1023
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: Kaitlin on Twitter. You can also find me if you're

1024
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,280
Speaker 1: in the l A area. Um on the twenty nine

1025
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 1: at the good Night in Burbank or on December one

1026
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: at the Hollywood and Problem. Yeah, hey, Miles, where can

1027
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 1: people find? You? Find me on Twitter and Instagram at

1028
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 1: Miles of Gray. How about in person? In person? I

1029
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: don't know, just wherever on the streets, probably when Uh,

1030
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm more of a Ralph Sky. You don't have a

1031
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: live show coming up? Oh yeah, we got a live

1032
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,839
Speaker 1: show coming up this week Thursday, November twenty nine at

1033
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: the UCB Sunset Theater, doing a live Daily Zygei show

1034
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 1: with Jack and I. Uh, the whole gang will be

1035
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 1: there even Jamie Loftus. And then on December one, we

1036
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 1: will be in Chicago doing a Daily Zygeist Live show

1037
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 1: at the Chicago Theater Works. You know those tickets are

1038
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: about to get sold out, so buy your tickets now

1039
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 1: and guess well, one of y'all will come on stage

1040
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:09,919
Speaker 1: and be you know, give us an over under in myth.

1041
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 1: So don't be a lame get the tickets just the same.

1042
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 1: Thank you, baby. You can find me on Twitter at

1043
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 1: Jack Underscore. O'Brien, we didn't do our favorite tweets. Does

1044
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: everybody have tweets that they want to share? Let's share

1045
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: some tweets with her. I have one tweet, all right,

1046
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 1: give us one tweet. One tweet was actually referred to

1047
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 1: me by a Zeke gang member, recommended to me by

1048
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: Erica Averell. I think you are the woman who named

1049
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: her dog after me, dogged Miles. That's that's a huge honor.

1050
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: That's a huge honor, and the dog is wonderful looking,

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Speaker 1: so I'll take it as it comes. But she I

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Speaker 1: like this was written just for you, Miles. And the

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Speaker 1: headline is report the average Woman Fox nine spiders per year,

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Speaker 1: all about fucking spot is my? Is my? Sorry? Come on,

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Speaker 1: do you have a tweet that you've been enjoying? Yes,

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Speaker 1: you've enjoyed it over a long process, just been thinking

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Speaker 1: back to it. Do you have a tweet you've been

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Speaker 1: enjoying well recently? And because I cooked and have been cooking,

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Speaker 1: here's a tweet from Tali Jane can't sleep because I

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Speaker 1: can't stop thinking of all the people who don't know

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Speaker 1: how to take care of their cast iron. H And

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Speaker 1: that is deeply true. Um. What's funny is that I

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Speaker 1: opened the tweet to read the thread, thinking that we

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Speaker 1: surely had the same strategies for taking care of her

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Speaker 1: cast iron, and we did not, And I considered her

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Speaker 1: instructions a betrayal of cast iron tradition. But however, you

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Speaker 1: take care of your cast iron, you care about your

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Speaker 1: cast iron can be good. Dear cast iron universally agreed.

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Speaker 1: Don't put it in the dishwasher? Oh my god, people

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Speaker 1: do that? People do that? Did you hear the pain

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Speaker 1: in your voice? Ridiculous? People do? Thank you? Respect cast iron? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Some tweets I've been enjoying, John Boyce tweeted idiocricy is

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Speaker 1: basically a freaking movie at this point. Everett byrum at

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Speaker 1: Red Milk tweeted on a mission to eat all fifty

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Speaker 1: state birds, which I thought was appropriate for that, and

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Speaker 1: the Mountain Goats tweeted sing us a song you know,

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Speaker 1: the piano man. Everyone who plays piano ken sing. Don't

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Speaker 1: argue with me. I'm a real estate novelist. Reasonably sure

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Speaker 1: that's a thing because that song makes no sense? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Can I offer from Nathan Lund This is deeply in

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Speaker 1: the past, but this is one of my favorite tweets ever.

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Speaker 1: Welcome Tomorrow logo. This is my dad's resort. I think

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Speaker 1: about that tweet every day every day. Might be my

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Speaker 1: favorite tweeteets This is my dad's resort, all right. You

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Speaker 1: can find us on Twitter Daily's like ice for the

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Speaker 1: Daily Zist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page

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Speaker 1: and a website daily sis dot com, where we post

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Speaker 1: our episodes and our footnotes where they got to the

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Speaker 1: information that we talked about today's episode, as well as

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Speaker 1: the song we write out on. You can also find

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Speaker 1: that information in the show notes on whatever podcast listening

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Speaker 1: application you're listening on. Miles, what song are we going

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Speaker 1: to write out on come tomorrow, mepotism, no reading. Um,

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Speaker 1: I think today's song we will wake him up for

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Speaker 1: the policy breathing. Oh my god. Wow, See we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to stend this and write that whole song. This

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Speaker 1: track is going. Let's do one by a band called

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Speaker 1: Show Me the Body. It's called Metallic Taste. That's just

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Speaker 1: I feel like just for this dark move we're in,

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Speaker 1: but this actually cool band to your audience before I

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Speaker 1: go that, I love the Zyking. I loved him in

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Speaker 1: to hear your fans are always really nice on Twitter,

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Speaker 1: which is a rare quality for any fans. For indulging

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Speaker 1: my past tense post tense, I don't understand how time

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Speaker 1: or holidays working. I hope you've got a lot of

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Speaker 1: fun over Thanksgiving and it's a pleasure to spend this

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Speaker 1: holiday time. And and yes, we we're thankful for the

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Speaker 1: Zike getting too, because yeah, I don't know how we

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Speaker 1: don't have a toxic fandom, truly don't. Uh And it's uh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, zy gang, if you know how rare

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Speaker 1: you are out there, but Psyching, you are powerful and

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Speaker 1: you are You're splendor and you're making hula hand hotless

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Speaker 1: fool hand. But yeah, this is uh, show me the

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Speaker 1: body metallic taste. And this has been an end of

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Speaker 1: the Daily Zygeist to reward all the people who listened

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Speaker 1: to the end, because that was a fun ending. You

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Speaker 1: guys are you guys are the best. Lend a mile Alright, guys,

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Speaker 1: we're going to ride out on that. We will be

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Speaker 1: back tomorrow because it is a daily podcast. We'll talk

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Speaker 1: to you guys. I'm just happy like it did out

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Speaker 1: up the stair when I hit the les not in

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Speaker 1: back to gray expected graves. They got me thinking by

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Speaker 1: my nets way, ain't not eating with the play it again,

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Speaker 1: stop losing friends, book jee thinking. Then my dad's said

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Speaker 1: ship is bad. Don't get better ship, Thanny do