Speaker 1: Second date. What do you do when you know a
Speaker 1: date isn't going well and you're making a mistake after
Speaker 1: mistake after mistake, and you're not sure how to save it. Yeah, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's when you have to pull the rip cord. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you bust out the big guns. You hit the nitrius,
Speaker 1: double dunk the waffle cone, don't. I don't know, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't think of any more praises. But you do
Speaker 1: something drastic, okay, and try and get things back onto
Speaker 1: the right course. And that's what one of our listeners
Speaker 1: recently had to do while he was out the other night,
Speaker 1: and now he needs our help. His name is Justin. Justin.
Speaker 1: What's good? My man? Hey, you bunny hugged the pelican
Speaker 1: on the day or one tossed the tia wan A snowball.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say it sounds like as hail
Speaker 1: Mary didn't work, but TiO wat A snowball could also.
Speaker 1: It could be hill Mary. Sorry about that, Justin. Why
Speaker 1: didn't you just start by telling us the girl's name
Speaker 1: Melanie Melanie with an eye Milanie Millie. And where did
Speaker 1: you meet Melanie? We actually had mutual friends. I got
Speaker 1: set up at work she works in the department down
Speaker 1: the street, so we don't actually work in the same building. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that's safe then different. Yeah, so what did you and
Speaker 1: Melanie do for your date? Well, I let her chose
Speaker 1: a spot, and she picked out this seafood place, so
Speaker 1: I drove there and I can after the valet is
Speaker 1: twenty dollars the valet, Yeah, yeah, twenty dollars valet. I
Speaker 1: just parked out myself. Yeah, Milanie, you get out to
Speaker 1: meet you inside? Right? Is that cool to do? Or
Speaker 1: did you actually valet it? She actually drove her own
Speaker 1: car there, you know, we decided to meet up there. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: I took forever to find a spot, so I finally
Speaker 1: did find a so like twenty blocks away I walked
Speaker 1: and yeah, it was kind of a bad choice. That
Speaker 1: was my first big wait. Why was it a bad choice?
Speaker 1: Did it make you late or something? Super late? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: super late for you know, a first date. It was
Speaker 1: only like maybe ten fifteen minutes. It's not a good
Speaker 1: look to show up that late. Yeah, but I saved
Speaker 1: like some money though, though, So that was that was
Speaker 1: a good look. Yeah, what was it like when you
Speaker 1: walked in? You're ten minutes late. You're probably feeling a little,
Speaker 1: I don't know, anxious about that. What was your first
Speaker 1: interaction with Melanie? Like I get down greet her, it
Speaker 1: seems to be okay, you know, there's supposed to be
Speaker 1: some possible spark there, and then she's asking me about
Speaker 1: oyster Rockefeller. Oh I love Rockefeller. Which one is that
Speaker 1: I don't do? That's when they put the cheese on
Speaker 1: the top and then they bake it. Okay, I get
Speaker 1: behind that fancy stuff, A fancy Yeah, I think it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I think the first one I was like, and then
Speaker 1: did you make that sound? As a date? I was
Speaker 1: covering it up because she's like, oh I love this,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, this is great. Yeah, hey man,
Speaker 1: I've been good on you for trying new things on
Speaker 1: a first date. That's all. That's what first dates are.
Speaker 1: For sure. She appreciated that. I don't know if she
Speaker 1: appreciated or not, because I kind of told her that
Speaker 1: I had had it before. Oh yeah, good flex lie
Speaker 1: about food you've tried, I'll get her. Well. It was
Speaker 1: like it was like high end and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, it was obvious that I blundered there as well,
Speaker 1: because then now I'm looking like I'm sick. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save this thing. I'm gonna I'm gonna throw
Speaker 1: that hail marry out. So I decided to show her
Speaker 1: a photo of my ex. What wait did you say?
Speaker 1: Do you say I'm gonna save the date by showing
Speaker 1: a photo of my ex? Yeah? Because my ex is
Speaker 1: really really hot? Okay, Well, so she knows what card
Speaker 1: a taliber of girl that I usually can get because
Speaker 1: she's looking at me like I'm in this idiot, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, we're talking about different dinners
Speaker 1: and I mentioned the X and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we went to this one spot. Wait, let me see
Speaker 1: if I have it in my phone. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, there she is right here. I wonder
Speaker 1: why you're not getting a call back? Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: don't get it. I was getting the vibe I'm not
Speaker 1: getting a callback, so I just went for it already
Speaker 1: in the loss. Okay, so you're thinking I show her
Speaker 1: that I dated this gorgeous woman before, then she'll feel like,
Speaker 1: oh what am I missing out on? Yes? Exactly. That
Speaker 1: is a terrible idea. How did that end for you?
Speaker 1: Has that worked out. It seemed to loosen everything up,
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, because we started laughing a
Speaker 1: little bit and it seemed like we're having a good time.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, there you go. Okay, So see
Speaker 1: Brooke wrong about dating once again. I'm not. I still
Speaker 1: think that you showing an X picture not a good move.
Speaker 1: It seemed to work. I had a couple of tight
Speaker 1: ends in the end zone, two wide receivers. They jumped up.
Speaker 1: I probably didn't what sports analogy? Are you going to
Speaker 1: just stop with the analogies? How did it end? So
Speaker 1: I felt I kind of saved it. So we get
Speaker 1: to the end of the date. We're going outside. I remember, oh, rap,
Speaker 1: my car is like twenty blocks away. Oh you know.
Speaker 1: We're like, oh good time. You know stood again, and
Speaker 1: I go, hey, do you mind if I get a
Speaker 1: ride in my car? Well? She valid? Yeah, she valid?
Speaker 1: So is her car's pulling up And I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: you might have to get a ride in my car
Speaker 1: because I parked like twenty blocks away. And she said
Speaker 1: she had a friend waiting by her car. Actually what
Speaker 1: she said, No, she turned you down. Friend is waiting
Speaker 1: by the car that she valid? Yeah, that's why I
Speaker 1: was like. I was like, I thought you valid, and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh no, no, no, I was just coming
Speaker 1: out this way. I have a friend waiting run my car,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, yeah, it's my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Do you want to see him pictures of your x
Speaker 1: I I didn't show up, so I felt like I
Speaker 1: escaped some of the hurdles and I did pretty good.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like it, I'm gonna be honest, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think you had a couple of good throws,
Speaker 1: if we're going to sports and analogy, but I don't
Speaker 1: think you won the game. Yeah, that sounds like you
Speaker 1: had a few fumbles. If anything, I think he got
Speaker 1: sacked and not in a good way. Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think we get the point. The date wasn't perfect, but
Speaker 1: we might have a chance to save this. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: let's let's play a song. We'll play a song, we'll
Speaker 1: come back, we'll call Milanie for you, and we'll try
Speaker 1: and get you your second date update. Okay, awesome, thank you?
Speaker 1: All right, hold on second date. For most people, if
Speaker 1: your date sees a picture of your ex on your
Speaker 1: cell phone, that would be the low point of the evening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But for one of our listeners, Justin. He says it
Speaker 1: was the turning point in his date with a girl
Speaker 1: named Milanie because things were not going well before then.
Speaker 1: He parked twenty blocks from the restaurant because he didn't
Speaker 1: want to pay for the valet, showed up late to dinner,
Speaker 1: choked down some oysters after claiming that he liked them first,
Speaker 1: and then decided the only way to save the evening
Speaker 1: was to show Milanie a photo of his super hot
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend so she might think, oh, maybe this frog
Speaker 1: is really a prince, and you girl are sighing. But
Speaker 1: he says it worked after she lied about somebody waiting
Speaker 1: at her car for her, just so she wouldn't have
Speaker 1: to give him a ride, maybe because that person was
Speaker 1: ugly and she didn't want to be embarrassed. No matter
Speaker 1: what happened, Justin is currently being ghosted by Milanie, so
Speaker 1: he wants our help to reach out to her and
Speaker 1: figure out exactly what went wrong. Justin, how you feeling,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling. I have sad about it, but happy to
Speaker 1: be with you guys. Okay, I mean I think, you know,
Speaker 1: I think it says something that you must have really
Speaker 1: liked her that you're not just chucking this up as
Speaker 1: a loss and moving on. Yeah, I felt like there
Speaker 1: was a working a connection and then kept getting covered
Speaker 1: up with all these little things. But every once in
Speaker 1: a while I see it, I'd be like, oh, there's
Speaker 1: definitely something here. Yeah. I mean, I think if we
Speaker 1: do get you another date, you should just really be yourself,
Speaker 1: like admit that you don't like oysters, you know, or
Speaker 1: that you're too cheap to pay for valet, like you
Speaker 1: should be honest about I don't know if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do that, but thank you so much. And if it
Speaker 1: doesn't go well with us right now, he's probably gonna
Speaker 1: play us some audio from a different, better, hotter morning
Speaker 1: show they did so much better. Yeah, all right, justin
Speaker 1: you're ready to do this, Okay, I'm gonna down Milanie's
Speaker 1: number right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi, is this mill? Yes?
Speaker 1: Who's this? My name is Jeffrey from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. The whole morning show
Speaker 1: is here. That's Brooke, that's Jose Alexis is here too.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who is this radio? Yeah, we're a morning
Speaker 1: show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing
Speaker 1: something called a second date update right now. Have you
Speaker 1: ever heard of that before? Oh Na and nah? Well,
Speaker 1: what that is is where if you go out on
Speaker 1: a date with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling
Speaker 1: you back, you can email our show and we'll reach
Speaker 1: out to your date for you to try and figure
Speaker 1: out the reason why that sounds so dumb. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is pretty dumb. Sometimes, I will say, sometimes it works
Speaker 1: and we make a connection between two people and, you know,
Speaker 1: blossom a relationship out of it. Yeah, and there's a
Speaker 1: guy who really wants to blossom with you and his
Speaker 1: name is Justin. Justin. Yeah, all right, wo you remember Justin? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I remember Justin? Yeah? Yeah. I mean he says that
Speaker 1: he had a really great time with you. He knows
Speaker 1: the date didn't go perfectly, but he thought there was
Speaker 1: a spark there and he's hoping to see you again.
Speaker 1: You know. There's some dates that are good and then
Speaker 1: there's some dates that are just not so good. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's the absolute worst. Oh Okay, on a scale of
Speaker 1: one to ten, he's a zero. I mean, I think negative.
Speaker 1: I will say that when we talked to him, he
Speaker 1: did admit that He screwed up quite a few things
Speaker 1: on the date from the start, just even being late
Speaker 1: for the date. He was late, and we also had
Speaker 1: trouble with the appetizer, but I thought, I you know
Speaker 1: that that side. I mean, we just met, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: To top it off, he showed me a picture of
Speaker 1: his ex mentioned that Yeah, okay, he was like a
Speaker 1: small child who just wants to you to see that
Speaker 1: he can date pretty women. Right. What did you think
Speaker 1: when you saw the picture of the X. Oh she's gorgeous,
Speaker 1: she's beautiful. Yeah, okay, how'd that make you feel? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean, I know I'm gorgeous too, but still you
Speaker 1: just don't do that? Yeah, I mean, but it's not
Speaker 1: so bad about that. Like maybe I could handle one picture,
Speaker 1: but he showed me another picture and then another picture.
Speaker 1: He just kept showing me pictures NonStop. This girl and
Speaker 1: he guys, he did not have a good poker phase.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you right now, he's Oh so you
Speaker 1: think he's like not over his ax, He's definitely so Listen.
Speaker 1: Not only did he show me a picture after picture
Speaker 1: after picture, but he showed me means that he created
Speaker 1: of her and me. Yes, and he showed me this
Speaker 1: wine where it is a picture of her smiling, and
Speaker 1: then there's just texas that I'm happy for him, and
Speaker 1: then on the bottom it said said no ex girlfriend ever. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he's creating memes of his ex. It look like
Speaker 1: she's still Yeah, she's still holding on. Everybody copes with
Speaker 1: breakups a different way. That's a creaky way. Well, is
Speaker 1: there a good way to cope with an ex? I
Speaker 1: don't know, Like work out, You're that doesn't sound funny.
Speaker 1: Else you're not gonna get likes doing that. Go sleep around.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, creating memes is just kind of weird.
Speaker 1: And he was loving it, you know, he would laughing
Speaker 1: so hard. He was showing me meme after me and
Speaker 1: he was just loving that. Okay, oh there was even
Speaker 1: there's lots of memes of his ex girlfriends. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw enough, that's for sure. Okay, So what are
Speaker 1: you thinking as he's scrolling through the memes and laughing. Well,
Speaker 1: I think he's pretty immature. I mean, that's just blunt,
Speaker 1: and I mean, if this is how he handles the
Speaker 1: relationships don't work, then I'm wasting my time. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: didn't tell us about the meme thing. No, he didn't,
Speaker 1: and I would really like to ask him about that. Well,
Speaker 1: he's got plenty of them to show you if you
Speaker 1: want to see it. Well, maybe I'll just ask him
Speaker 1: about a few of them, because I need to tell you, Milanie.
Speaker 1: Justin's been on the other line listening and he wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Are you serious? Yeah? I am
Speaker 1: Justin you there? Yeah, hi, Milanie? Oh Justin, Oh, Justin,
Speaker 1: that sounds like we're an old married couple. No what
Speaker 1: it sounded like you're not very good at reading people, Justin.
Speaker 1: Why the hell are you making memes of your girlfriend
Speaker 1: and then showing them to your dates because we're hilarious? Okay,
Speaker 1: I think she laughed at a couple. I think she.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised she's selling me out like this and throwing
Speaker 1: me under the bush. It was one I have, right,
Speaker 1: This is like one of my headliner ones. Justin Justin, Oh,
Speaker 1: my gosh, No, trying to talk of access. So okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: what is it? Okay? So I have two picks of
Speaker 1: her side by side, right, and on the one um
Speaker 1: on the one it says while we were together best
Speaker 1: sex of her life, and then on the next one
Speaker 1: it's like after the breakup, faked every and she's got
Speaker 1: this like dumb look on her face. Justine, that's disturbing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: explaining memes is really great radio. You probably have to
Speaker 1: see it in order to get the humor, and even then,
Speaker 1: you don't know anything about your ex's sex life at
Speaker 1: this point. That's why it's funny, okay, because you guys
Speaker 1: hear Melanie laughing. Yeah, she's laughing so hard she's out
Speaker 1: of breath. Should you pass out, Melanie? Yes, hours ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Melanie just heard everybody laughing, so she knows it's funny. Okay. Also,
Speaker 1: not a strong move to have a picture of your
Speaker 1: axe saying that she's telling everybody she's faked it with you. Yeah, Like, Justin,
Speaker 1: why are you not listening to Milanie? Well, I know
Speaker 1: that she has her initial thoughts about certain things, but
Speaker 1: there's no denying there was chemistry there, Milanie. Is that true?
Speaker 1: Did you feel any chemistry between you and Justin before
Speaker 1: he was showing you the memes? No? No, no, not
Speaker 1: even while he was choking down that oyster. I don't
Speaker 1: need to go in a date with the first time
Speaker 1: oyster guy. I mean, just be honest. With me because
Speaker 1: oysters with cheese is my favorite. The cheese is what talks.
Speaker 1: The oyster is at that's part. Oysters go through your
Speaker 1: system and they abuse your organs. It's not right, Okay,
Speaker 1: the devil, abusive devil oysters google it. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: a meme of an oyster in the devil actually might
Speaker 1: be kind of funny, all right. And with that being said,
Speaker 1: I would like to offer a second date for you
Speaker 1: and Milanie. We'll pay for it, Melanie, what do you say?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not? Okay? Oh Melanie, free dinner? What is going on?
Speaker 1: Come on? He's kind of cute in a dumb way, Melanie.
Speaker 1: Come on, I'd say yes, or he might meme you.
Speaker 1: Come on, thank you? Okay, that was not very successful.
Speaker 1: All right, well I'm sorry, Justin. Can I use that
Speaker 1: prete dinner thing on another date? Though? For another date?
Speaker 1: You have to find another girl and then come back
Speaker 1: to us, and then we'll offer again. All right, I'll
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, I actually have faith in you on
Speaker 1: that one. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,