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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? It's the Jewels Show And you texted in

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Speaker 1: at four one six one and said you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. So what is your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: What is it? All right? I've been doing this since

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Speaker 1: the first time I ever stayed in a hotel and

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Speaker 1: I opened the drawer because you know, you're in a hotel,

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Speaker 1: You're like, I wonder what's liking here? Like, what all

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Speaker 1: do they got? Right? My child? Oh, kids love going

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Speaker 1: to hotels. I mean I used to love it too.

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Speaker 1: When I was a kid and I was stay at

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Speaker 1: a hotel. My nine year old son Jack's, he charged

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Speaker 1: like two hundred dollars once for long distance. Man. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you though, every time I stay in a hotel,

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Speaker 1: when I see a family with kids, like in the lobby,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you're screwed. All the stuff out of the

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Speaker 1: cold bar. Yeah. So when I stay in hotel rooms,

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Speaker 1: I don't It's not so much what I'm taking, it's

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Speaker 1: what I'm giving back to the next person to stand

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Speaker 1: in the room. Yeah. So I always travel with because

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Speaker 1: you know, you've got to be prepared. I always travel

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Speaker 1: with a you know, a travel sized box of condoms

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Speaker 1: in the hope that one, you know, something goes by way,

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Speaker 1: but two I leave a single, unused meaning like still

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Speaker 1: wrapped up in the package condom in the Book of Leviticus. Say, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is amazing. Leave a condom in the Bible. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hoping that somebody in like a moment of coming to

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Speaker 1: you know, find religion, finds instead of like this is

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Speaker 1: a sign that I should not exact think thing where

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Speaker 1: people put dollars in bibles? Yeah, so exactly, people leave

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Speaker 1: money and you know, and I thought that was, you know,

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Speaker 1: that's that's a typical idea. But I was like, what's

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Speaker 1: the thing that when you need one you can never find?

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Speaker 1: And it's like, if you need a condom, try to

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Speaker 1: find a you know, like a pharmacy or something in

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Speaker 1: the nearby area. That I never had a problem. I've

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Speaker 1: never had a problem finding them, But I would rather

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Speaker 1: find one in a Bible in a hotel room, noted

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Speaker 1: that it was ordained by God or something. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: so you always leave in the same spot. Yep. Started

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Speaker 1: a book a little bit akin hilarious, thank you, very

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Now, if we find a condim in

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Speaker 1: a Bible in a hotel room. We know it's you.

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Speaker 1: You know I've been there. Yeah, all right, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's get another one. Was your dirty little secret? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so my secret is, well this is next necessarily secret.

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Speaker 1: But I'm a little bit of a fitness person. Like

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Speaker 1: I eat very healthy, I go to the gym and

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Speaker 1: my husband is not. You're super in shape and he's not,

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Speaker 1: And you're okay with that? Yeah, I like the dad bot.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's kind of my things. Usually people who

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Speaker 1: are super usually people who are super into fitness, they

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Speaker 1: also want their partner to be super into fitness, especially

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Speaker 1: like a female. Like you could be at the gym,

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Speaker 1: like he could be doing a pull up with you,

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Speaker 1: like in between his legs to push up with you

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Speaker 1: on his back and you can post amazing Instagram pictures.

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Speaker 1: Totally not like that. It's the opposite with us, Like

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Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with it, Like I stay

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Speaker 1: in safest for myself and I don't, you know, push

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Speaker 1: him to anyway. But how he is Okay, Okay, how

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Speaker 1: much of a dad butter are you talking about? It's

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Speaker 1: not here. I mean it's not like gross and disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I mean he's got it, you know, Tau before he

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Speaker 1: got back in shape. So I mean, I don't hate

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Speaker 1: his new bats is what it is. I don't mind

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Speaker 1: it at all. Actually, Okay, so what's your secret? Then?

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Speaker 1: Obviously it's about your husband. Yeah, So okay, about a

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Speaker 1: year ago, kind of out of the blue, he decided

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Speaker 1: that he wanted to be a fitness person too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I even me encouraging him or anything, and he's like, babe,

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Speaker 1: you know, like you're so good at this, and like

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Speaker 1: I want you to help me, Like I want to

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Speaker 1: work out together, and I want you to make me

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Speaker 1: all these meal plans and you know, make me your smoothies,

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Speaker 1: me your shakes in the morning. So what I have

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Speaker 1: been doing, which is what my dirty little secret is,

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Speaker 1: I've been making his meals and his smoothies and his

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Speaker 1: shakes with things that aren't necessarily healthy, or making like

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Speaker 1: his meals with extra butter. I feel really bad, But

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Speaker 1: like I don't I like how he was. I like,

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Speaker 1: you know, my little teddy bear. I like puddling, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't want that big muscle guy. Is he frustrated

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Speaker 1: with his results? Um, he's a little bit frustrated, I

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Speaker 1: would say, but you're like, you know, they say you

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Speaker 1: can have seven cheat days in a row. Like, totally

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Speaker 1: eat the cheeseburger made I promise began it's healthy. This

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Speaker 1: tastes like beef but also like it's been drenched in lard. Yeah, totally.

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