WEBVTT - Phone Tap PODCAST: Duncan Elevator Protocol

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Bradley Johnson. It's one eight hundred d y away.

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<v Speaker 1>Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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<v Speaker 1>but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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<v Speaker 1>to call one eight hundred d y away on the twenties. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Mark Um. You know I was looking to

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<v Speaker 1>speak to Mark. Uh. This is Mark. Yes, what can

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<v Speaker 1>I do for you? Oh? Okay, Hi Mark Um. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Duncan and I work in building maintenance and

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're actually my direct supervisor, but I guess

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<v Speaker 1>you're on Patrenya leave or something like that. Oh hey, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Doug said he hired you, so yeah, welcome aboard. Nice

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<v Speaker 1>meeting you, well, thank you very much. How is your

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<v Speaker 1>Bundle of Joy doing? Oh? Just wonderful, just great. It

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't be better. So I know you're getting back to

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<v Speaker 1>work next week? Is that right? Yep? That's right. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Doug wanted me to call you because he's said any

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you something that I've done. And this is

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<v Speaker 1>his words. He said, before you walk into a storm. Ohay,

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<v Speaker 1>he said that I didn't like I don't like to curse,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's what he said. Okay, Duncan, I have no

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<v Speaker 1>idea what you're talking about. Um, well, I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 1>how there are some companies in the building that aren't

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<v Speaker 1>very happy with us. And I mean like specifically me.

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<v Speaker 1>But since I work in building maintenance and you're like

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<v Speaker 1>the big supervisor, I guess they're not happy with you

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<v Speaker 1>as well. So what do you mean me, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>even there right now. Um well, okay, so I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>tell you. One of my jobs is to make the

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<v Speaker 1>building safer for other people. Know, your job is to

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<v Speaker 1>collect trash and let somebody know if anything weird is

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<v Speaker 1>going on, that's it. Well yeah, but I also wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to be proactive, so I thought i'd make it a

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<v Speaker 1>little safer in the workplace too, And so I've been

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<v Speaker 1>telling some people that they can't write the elevators. What. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been starting my workdays like that for the past week. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>standing in front of the elevator and telling the heavier

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<v Speaker 1>people that they have to take the stairs and kept

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<v Speaker 1>right on the damn mind. What are you doing? Um? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you think about it, it makes sense because the

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<v Speaker 1>more weight on an elevator, it has more wear and tarror,

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<v Speaker 1>and we need these babies. It It's like a really

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<v Speaker 1>long time, So I thought you might like it if

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<v Speaker 1>I stopped some of the bigger people from writing on

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<v Speaker 1>the elevators. Tell me this is a joke, because oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think elevator safety is anything to joke about.

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<v Speaker 1>So no, it's a lot of joke. You're actually doing this,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll say him, and you're welcome. No, no, put dog

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone right now. Dog's actually busy right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's why he wanted me to call you instead,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can't really talk right now. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think so, buddy. I think you're way out of line.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what the hell would possess you

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<v Speaker 1>to do something like That's interesting because that sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>one of the things somebody said to me this morning

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<v Speaker 1>when I was telling um this guy though he was

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<v Speaker 1>a little too wide and he got mad at me too.

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<v Speaker 1>What the are you? What are you talking about? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought maybe, you know, because they were bigger folks,

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<v Speaker 1>they might just be upset because they are a little

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<v Speaker 1>hungry or something. With me, now, all you're doing is

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<v Speaker 1>pissing people off, junking. Well, that's true, I've noticed that,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was my question, Like, I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>they're getting so mad at me when I'm just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to save lives. No, you're not saving live No one

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<v Speaker 1>has died on an elevator in our building. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>here thirty years and nothing has ever happened. That's correct, elevator.

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<v Speaker 1>That's correct, and I plan to keep it that way.

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<v Speaker 1>And so that's why I think we should maybe have

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<v Speaker 1>scales down there even just so we can weigh and

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<v Speaker 1>anybody who's over like a certain amount of weight. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not gonna have scales by the elevator to weigh people.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna get sued for this ship. Oh well, I

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<v Speaker 1>think maybe we'll be known as heroes in the elevator industries.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we'll be known as idiots because some nunskull is

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<v Speaker 1>telling sad people they can't ride the elevator. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>I do have to say that I'm a little offended

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<v Speaker 1>that you called them five well, because like I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's rude. So you're offended. You gotta be kidding. You're

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<v Speaker 1>the one that's telling them they can't get on the elevator. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but I never called them felt like I called them

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<v Speaker 1>chunky maybe, or heavier set or a little Brawny I

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<v Speaker 1>called one day Brawny the other day John Kim, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know you. I've never met you, but you had

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<v Speaker 1>got to be the dumbest son of a b I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever met. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Dog said that

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<v Speaker 1>too when I told him what I did, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>why he wanted me to call you. So why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>Dog call me? Oh, I'm cally because he's the one

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<v Speaker 1>that set you up for this prank phone call, so

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<v Speaker 1>I was supposed to call and do it. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about? Oh, this is actually Jewil from brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewbil in the morning doing a phone tap on

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<v Speaker 1>you and your coworker Dog set you up. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>kidding me? No, He told me that you were coming

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<v Speaker 1>back from paternity leave and wanted to play a joke

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<v Speaker 1>on you before he got back. I swear to god,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was gonna have to take some nigro glypherin.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that because you're overweight? I'm sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I shut up, Duncan. I almost an harden and that's

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<v Speaker 1>why you should probably take up stairs, dude. Okay, week

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