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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that came up with the hot

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Speaker 1: new appliance for Christmas twenty twenty five, really selling at

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Speaker 1: a Sam's Club near you. The air frar hot tub combo.

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Speaker 2: That sounds dangerous. Job, I don't like it.

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Speaker 1: Fry your snacks while soaking your backs in luxury.

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Speaker 2: I don't think. Yeah, the toastered bathtub model didn't go well, and.

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Speaker 1: It comes with a large splash resistant fry basket for

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Speaker 1: easy sitting and simmering.

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Speaker 3: All thanks to laser stories. Breaking Wreck Russells.

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Speaker 1: Brout the segment where we read weird news stories around

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Speaker 1: the globe just like everyone else does. It's We've got

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Speaker 1: a laser. Those other fry babies just don't. This first

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Speaker 1: laser story is out of Michigan. A man named Daniel

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Speaker 1: Hudson went into a Dollar General earlier this month and

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Speaker 1: started stuffing hot pockets into his pants.

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Speaker 3: Hey, nobody got tempt it. They did?

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Speaker 2: Did they sell them individually? Or you are? Is it

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Speaker 2: a whole box he's putting down there? Dollars were?

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Speaker 1: An employee confronted him, and he didn't take that well.

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Speaker 1: He started yelling at everyone and then reached into another

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Speaker 1: pocket and pulled out a gun.

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Speaker 2: He's got very large pockets.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the difference between this and a normal robbery is

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Speaker 1: that everyone at the store knew Daniel.

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Speaker 3: He was a regular customer and he worked just down

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Speaker 3: the street.

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Speaker 2: Daniel, he was hungry for lunch, So.

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Speaker 1: The cops turned around and tracked Daniel down in the

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Speaker 1: break room at his workplace, where he was seen eating

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Speaker 1: a plate of hot pockets.

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Speaker 2: I hope he got a first bite in.

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Speaker 1: Daniel tried telling the officers that he didn't mean to

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Speaker 1: steal the hot pockets. He just took him because he

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Speaker 1: didn't see a clerk at the general store, so he

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Speaker 1: thought everything was free.

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Speaker 2: And that explains the gun too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the police didn't buy any of that, so they

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Speaker 1: searched him and found a pistol in his backpack, and

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Speaker 1: he is now facing theft and gun charges.

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Speaker 3: Oh Daniel.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Florida. Day a

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Speaker 1: sheriff's deputies resigned from his job after possibly one of

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Speaker 1: the most embarrassing situations of all time.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 1: The guy's name is Tristan Mackamer, and what we know

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Speaker 1: is that he accidentally rear ended a car that was

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Speaker 1: stopped for a school bush.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not good.

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Speaker 1: In his bodycam video, you can see the airbags deploy

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Speaker 1: and then he immediately tosses his cell phone onto the

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Speaker 1: passenger seat before frantically picking it back up again.

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Speaker 2: Oh hmm, but I need that well.

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Speaker 1: When question, Tristan did admit he was texting in a

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Speaker 1: group thread with other officers while driving.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: However, a quick investigation found that was a lie. What

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Speaker 1: it turns out, Tristan was actually using his phone while

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Speaker 1: driving to enjoy some spicy adult video who.

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Speaker 2: Wild driving? Yes, like you can't wait until you pull.

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Speaker 3: Over sometimes it's good.

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Speaker 1: And when the department found that out, Tristan came clean

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Speaker 1: and confessed sometimes he gets really bored driving around.

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Speaker 3: All day and wanted something stimulating to watch.

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Speaker 2: You know, I appreciate that of going and getting random

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Speaker 2: tickets out there.

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Speaker 4: You know, yeah, if you're probably speeding viomet deputies found

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Speaker 4: he had also violated three sheriffs office policies, so Tristan went.

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Speaker 3: Ahead and just resigned. Yeah, taking his phone and his

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Speaker 3: videos with him.

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Speaker 2: At least he's got something to be stimulated with. He's unemployed.

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Speaker 1: The Brooke and Jeffrey Instagram page Tristan highly recommend if

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Speaker 1: you want to be stimulated, you will not be disappointed.

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Speaker 2: It's far from spicy.

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Speaker 3: Don't check it out. That's broken, Jeffrey. This next laser

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Speaker 3: story is out of food news.

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Speaker 1: Doritos have been around since the nineteen sixties and they've

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Speaker 1: always been triangular. But some people notice that the Dorrito's

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Speaker 1: UK Instagram account had an image of a square chip.

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Speaker 1: What and it said the shape of things to come?

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Speaker 2: But those are crackers, those aren't chips. Does a square

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Speaker 2: Dorito turn it into a cracker?

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Speaker 3: Just like what's happening in this room.

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Speaker 1: It caused a whole lot of snackers to start freaking

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Speaker 1: the f out, thinking Dorito's may never be the same again.

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Speaker 1: But not everyone was having an ulcer about it. The

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Speaker 1: official Wheat Thins account responded, square looks good on you.

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Speaker 2: That's another cracker talking reflex.

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Speaker 3: To keep it in the family. We know that, I

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Speaker 3: get it.

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Speaker 1: We'll see if it's a joke or if they will

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Speaker 1: do something big coming up soon. In other food news,

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Speaker 1: I know, I like Just in time for the Super Bowl,

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Speaker 1: Cheetos is releasing a new Cheetos Puffs cheese pizza.

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Speaker 3: Flavor as.

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Speaker 2: Sticks that's a two chill.

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Speaker 3: According to free Dolay.

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Speaker 1: It tastes just like a slice from your favorite pizza shop.

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Speaker 1: Highly skeptical that that's actually the case.

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Speaker 3: But I can't taste the stuff. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I think I just put it on top of my pizza, pizza, pizza.

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Speaker 1: We may need to try some in studio to prove

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Speaker 1: that it actually tastes like a slice of pizza. And finally,

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Speaker 1: Wendy's is sparking a fast food frenzy with rumors swirling

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Speaker 1: about a thin mince frosty collab.

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Speaker 3: With the with the Girl Scout Day Due.

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Speaker 2: Yes, mis frosty sounds so good that's.

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Speaker 3: Gonna be on forever.

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Speaker 1: While the details are hush hushed, guesses are flying. Will

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Speaker 1: it be a chocolate mint frosty or a mint chocolate

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Speaker 1: frosty with a vanilla basse creamy?

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Speaker 2: And is it gonna be chocolate colored? Or is it

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Speaker 2: going to be green? But thin mits aren't really green.

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Speaker 3: The deep.

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Speaker 1: One thing we know for sure, minty goodness seen to

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Speaker 1: be on the near horizons, all of them February twenty first,

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Speaker 1: So circle your calendars for all those frosty They should

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Speaker 1: just do all of them. This next laser stories out

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Speaker 1: of my favorite state for content once again, Florida. Some

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Speaker 1: drivers thought they'd pull a fast one on the Sunshine State,

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Speaker 1: but officials put the brakes on them. And I say

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Speaker 1: that because Florida revealed its list of personalized license plates

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Speaker 1: considered too obscene for the road from last year.

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Speaker 2: We applied for these laser stories, which I appreciate.

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Speaker 3: Well, here's the list that we can say. One was

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Speaker 3: I am d Ui, Oh my god, why would you

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Speaker 3: even want? Which might be like I am Dewey.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe it's like Dan Underhill ingrid no idea? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: why is everyone?

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Speaker 1: Next we have fbi fed, followed by poop butt but

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Speaker 1: with zeros for the o's.

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Speaker 2: Oh it sounds like my kids, but we're brilliant, professor

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Speaker 2: poopy pantops.

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Speaker 1: Another one was Weiener with a one instead of an eye.

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Speaker 1: Another submission that got rejected pour a f again with

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Speaker 1: zeros instead of actual o's.

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Speaker 2: That's a par you don't want to get into a

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Speaker 2: crash with because you know they have insurance.

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Speaker 1: Finally, naked but spelled n e K.

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Speaker 3: I d like naked naked.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna get naked.

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Speaker 1: And these are only the ones that I could say

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Speaker 1: on the radio.

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Speaker 3: You can't even get to the super super terrible rejected ones.

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Speaker 1: Other than that, there were so many versions of hawk

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Speaker 1: Tua it was getting ridiculous, but none of those got through.

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Speaker 1: Just know they were rejected because Florida stands for integrity.

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Speaker 1: As for this guy's personalized license plate, he wanted to

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Speaker 1: put Hawkshella on there, but not enough. Too many letters. Still,

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Speaker 1: he wants you to moisten his shell. Just through it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know how it is. That's how many slaves

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Speaker 3: stories come to an end for the day. We'll do

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Speaker 3: it again, same time

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Speaker 1: On Friday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,