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Speaker 1: Absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2: We're in playoff ball now, where dreams come true and
Speaker 2: at the end of this month there will be an
Speaker 2: opportunity for.
Speaker 1: Two teams to go out in the Super Bowl. One
Speaker 1: AFC one NFC.
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Speaker 2: a moment of silence, Mike Rabel, thank you.
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Speaker 2: The regular season. The NFL is over. It is now
Speaker 2: playoff time.
Speaker 1: It is where dreams come true.
Speaker 2: But before we go into dreams coming true, let's talk
Speaker 2: about the recap with the interns.
Speaker 5: Another week, another catastrophe, some would say, even though they
Speaker 5: were positive, all the fellows on the other side went
Speaker 5: six and four across the board. We're tired. We just
Speaker 5: want someone. We just want a champion. That's all we want.
Speaker 3: We're tired.
Speaker 1: Back to you guys, thank you in turns boys, six
Speaker 1: and four across the board.
Speaker 3: How do we feel? Whatever? Whatever?
Speaker 1: It's blah.
Speaker 3: It was a black game. You know, no starters really played.
Speaker 6: We just made some decisions on what we was gonna pick,
Speaker 6: and yeah.
Speaker 1: With it just kind of ripped.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to be honest, I'm actually proud because you know,
Speaker 2: it's been a little I want.
Speaker 7: It's gonna be hard, he's gonna have to some crazy picks.
Speaker 7: You know, it's gonna be hard. But now he's the
Speaker 7: winner of the regular season. Nothing else matters.
Speaker 1: Now we might need to do like a same thing
Speaker 1: for football football. Does the survivor pool.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Do we work that out right now?
Speaker 3: Or is that to do that? Is that like a
Speaker 3: possible thing, surviving pool in the playoffs?
Speaker 7: We all pick a team they do like they do
Speaker 7: like that in four minutes, it was possible. Honestly, we
Speaker 7: have three on the buyer sell. I think we need
Speaker 7: to pick all six, pick all pick every game.
Speaker 3: I would say That's what I'll thought we was gonna
Speaker 3: do throughout the show.
Speaker 1: Let's just get in the first segment.
Speaker 3: Let's oselves playoffs. Nothing else matters.
Speaker 2: First game, the Packers versus the Cowboys. This is going
Speaker 2: to be in Dallas, Texas. Cowboys very good at home,
Speaker 2: averaging thirty points a game when they're at home. Cowboys
Speaker 2: are favorite of minus seven and a half. The total
Speaker 2: points in that game is fifty and a half points.
Speaker 1: Got go.
Speaker 3: We you know about them. I don't know how you
Speaker 3: go against the Cowboys here. I know it's tough.
Speaker 7: They might I'll tell you how they might boat race them.
Speaker 7: This is a different ball club. It's a different ball
Speaker 7: club at home. All the weapons that they have defensively,
Speaker 7: I'm not even mentioning offense yet, but defense, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think the Packers all have a tough time.
Speaker 7: However, you look at the Packers since November seven and three,
Speaker 7: they beat the Rams, Chargers, Lions, Chiefs, Panthers, Viking, Spars.
Speaker 3: They might get spicy. I think I'm gonna take them
Speaker 3: with the points against the Cowboys. The Packers. Yeah, let
Speaker 3: me just jump that.
Speaker 1: Take it back real quick before you do.
Speaker 3: Packers plus seven and a half.
Speaker 1: Book that I'm with that the same thing.
Speaker 2: Come on, boys, Cowboys are a different animal at home.
Speaker 1: They get they go off, they're truly.
Speaker 2: I just feel like if this game gets into a
Speaker 2: situation where two minutes come into play, there has to
Speaker 2: be some sort of four minute at the game for
Speaker 2: the For the Cowboys, you can bet that they will
Speaker 2: mess it up. You can bet on them trying to
Speaker 2: mess it up from a coaching standpoint, and I feel like,
Speaker 2: if the Packers can just keep it in reach, we're
Speaker 2: gonna get that. Packers plus seven and a half. Who
Speaker 2: knows who's gonna win this game? I really don't. That's
Speaker 2: why I'm gonna go with you. I'm taking Packers plus
Speaker 2: seven and a half.
Speaker 3: Meal God damn boys, y'all, did we just swear you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because I see you.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, James World right now, No.
Speaker 8: Hell Na fuck that Cowboys baby, that about to get
Speaker 8: it done. Man, you need to get it done. This
Speaker 8: is your time to show that you a true quarter back.
Speaker 8: Handle it, hold it down in the playoffs. Man, Look,
Speaker 8: Jordan Love, he ain't been here before, he ain't been
Speaker 8: in the postseason. We don't know what he's gonna do.
Speaker 8: This is the first time he's been out here able
Speaker 8: to do this, you know what I mean with that
Speaker 8: offense not having Aaron Rodgers. So can he beat the Cowboys?
Speaker 8: I don't think so. Yes, he got hype in the
Speaker 8: end of the season, but this is the postseason.
Speaker 3: Nothing matters anymore but.
Speaker 2: This game, especially your record of the regular season. You're
Speaker 2: telling me Cowboys are contenders.
Speaker 6: I am, I'm saying it right now. I don't feel
Speaker 6: confident in that.
Speaker 3: But guys, you know I'm all about getting them units.
Speaker 2: So Cowboys, Yeah, if you're not getting them units, you
Speaker 2: would have been swaying in the beginning.
Speaker 6: I'm taking the money line, though, you're.
Speaker 1: Like a teeter tater out there.
Speaker 3: What you take money line? When they're favorite by seven
Speaker 3: and a half? We gotta pick every games, just.
Speaker 2: Go man right, he always you to say Cowboys half Boys.
Speaker 6: Minus seven and a half.
Speaker 1: Let's go to the next game, Dolphins at Chiefs.
Speaker 2: These guys play across seas Germany way back.
Speaker 1: I believe it's in October. Maybe it was Amber. I
Speaker 1: really don't care.
Speaker 2: Chiefs are a favorite at minus four and a half.
Speaker 2: The total points in that game is forty four and
Speaker 2: a half points.
Speaker 1: I'll go first. Chiefs have been not the Chiefs of old.
Speaker 2: They haven't been playing up to this standard that Andy
Speaker 2: Reid and those boys have put in place for the
Speaker 2: last five or six years, whenever Patrick Mahomes took over. However,
Speaker 2: injuries with the Dolphins are going to hurt them. In
Speaker 2: this case, they've beaten them ones, they can do it again.
Speaker 2: I'm going to take the Chiefs at minus four and
Speaker 2: a half.
Speaker 8: Bill, I mean everything you said I feel is correct.
Speaker 8: The Chief's done it before. But now the Dolphins are hurt.
Speaker 8: They got their defenses struggling. They got a lot of
Speaker 8: injuries on there. They don't have they start running back
Speaker 8: right now. As Tyreek playing healthy. No, he had a
Speaker 8: few drops the last games. Even though the Chiefs don't
Speaker 8: have any receivers. I feel like they had a better
Speaker 8: team in this situation and they can get it done.
Speaker 1: Who in better hands?
Speaker 3: You were?
Speaker 6: Tyrek uh Man? I mean we have two different positions.
Speaker 1: Who had hands? He has both caught, no question, definitely.
Speaker 6: He'll tell you to say.
Speaker 2: Tyreek Hill would look at me in the eyes and say,
Speaker 2: de Lanny Walker has better hands.
Speaker 6: Yes, but I'm faster than him. That's what he was saying.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's what That's what he was saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how you get.
Speaker 2: Lose the Patriots that one year hurdling cats trample the
Speaker 2: week hurdle the dead.
Speaker 3: You know he was needed back, all right, beat what
Speaker 3: you got? Getka Man.
Speaker 7: I want the Dolphins to win, but I just don't.
Speaker 7: I don't see how they pulled this off.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 3: I think so, I think.
Speaker 7: Man, I truly I I I'm rooting for the Dolphins
Speaker 7: to win. I am rooting for the Dolphins to win.
Speaker 7: But zero degrees negative nine is the low that day.
Speaker 7: I think it is just good where they play flow
Speaker 7: last week?
Speaker 3: Yeah, or Buffalo Miami and there's no fucking way. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a different that's a different game. It's a different game.
Speaker 1: Slows down the speed makes the Hammies a little more
Speaker 1: tight soft tish injuries, right.
Speaker 7: And with all the injuries they got going on, I
Speaker 7: don't see how they fucking do it.
Speaker 3: I really don't don't either. I'm going Chiefs.
Speaker 7: Say you're rooting for the for the Dolphins, though I'm
Speaker 7: rooting for the Dolphins, but I'm going Chiefs.
Speaker 1: Say you want the Chiefs to lose. Do what say
Speaker 1: I want the Chiefs to lose?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, My bet to hit, I know.
Speaker 1: But if you say that, everyone knows.
Speaker 2: Your takes are as cold as ice when you're talking
Speaker 2: about the Chiefs or the Michigan Wolverines. So if you
Speaker 2: say I want the Chiefs to lose, they're for sugar
Speaker 2: gonna win.
Speaker 3: Your bet will hit. But I'm betting on the Chiefs.
Speaker 3: I didn't bet on Michigan.
Speaker 8: Travis is playing too, right, because he's playing I just
Speaker 8: make sure he didn't suit up the last game. He
Speaker 8: had a seven hundred and fifty K and sent it
Speaker 8: and he didn't even play. So I'm just trying to
Speaker 8: make sure. Man, Okay, he got twenty from Pfizer's.
Speaker 3: Out there, all.
Speaker 2: Right, All right, let's go to the last game of
Speaker 2: the Buy Ourself segment that is going to be the Rams.
Speaker 2: The Rams are playing at Detroit. Detroit is hosting their
Speaker 2: first game since I don't know, the NFL probably started.
Speaker 2: Lions are actually favorite at minus three and the total
Speaker 2: points in that game is fifty one and a half.
Speaker 2: Interesting storyline here, same Matt Stafford is now going back
Speaker 2: to Detroit and Jared Goff who was at the Rams.
Speaker 2: They the Rams, ditch Jared Goff, they win a Super Bowl?
Speaker 2: Who's getting who? Who's winning this storyline? Is Matthew Stafford
Speaker 2: going to be the guy that ruins the Lions hopes
Speaker 2: and dreams that we're playing there for eleven years?
Speaker 7: I no, yes, he is, Okay, Yeah, we're all gonna
Speaker 7: love of five steelerscuring to my sheet.
Speaker 2: Here, mule, Yeah you feel that way, Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: my fault.
Speaker 1: That's my fault. You're going Rams.
Speaker 6: I am definitely going rounds.
Speaker 8: I think Sean McVeigh and Matt Stafford with Cooper Cup
Speaker 8: Pooka Natuka Uh and then Williamson coming back and being
Speaker 8: he was great until he got hindered.
Speaker 6: And then came back and was like he never left.
Speaker 8: I just see the Rams going down there to the
Speaker 8: Lions in Detroit and and when I when I seen that,
Speaker 8: the Lions were like, we're gonna put a band on
Speaker 8: Matt Stafford jerseys. I was like, Oh, they getting their
Speaker 8: ass beat. You worried about the quarterback on another team.
Speaker 8: You about the bandage jerseys from the stadium. You're losing.
Speaker 8: Once I heard that, I was like, Ram, for.
Speaker 2: The record, you should always worry about the quarterback on
Speaker 2: the other team.
Speaker 6: Weren't a jersey.
Speaker 8: You're not gonna let fans wear his jersey though, Lion jersey.
Speaker 6: Come on, man, that's crazy.
Speaker 8: You're gonna stop every fan who got a Matt Stafford
Speaker 8: jersey coming in the stadium.
Speaker 3: You worried about the wrong ship already.
Speaker 1: You think the gym and the head coach are the
Speaker 1: ones making that rule.
Speaker 6: Shit, I don't really know. I don't I don't work upstairs.
Speaker 1: You got Rams, Get who you got?
Speaker 3: It's above my baker.
Speaker 6: Yeah me to worry for me.
Speaker 3: I'm tailing that. I think you look at the Rams.
Speaker 7: Number one, they got one of the best brains in
Speaker 7: the game, Sean mcvaigh.
Speaker 3: You got Matt Stafford, who still has juice.
Speaker 7: There's a reason McVeigh wanted Stafford over golf. I think
Speaker 7: it shows up. Staff has still shown that he has
Speaker 7: juice in his arm. Then you got wide receiver one
Speaker 7: and two for the all white team on the Rams
Speaker 7: in Poopa Nicol and Cooper Cup. Then you got Karen
Speaker 7: Williams Kyle Williams, not on the long white team, not
Speaker 7: on the all white team, but the first thousand yard
Speaker 7: rusher for the Rams since.
Speaker 3: That Todd Gurley.
Speaker 7: OH five Steelers, OH seven Patriots, twenty ten Packers and
Speaker 7: twenty twenty Bucks.
Speaker 3: Five seats, five seeds, six seat, five seed.
Speaker 7: The Rams are that team this year that is low
Speaker 7: on the totem pole, but they're the most dangerous team
Speaker 7: in the playoffs.
Speaker 3: I'm going Rams. Give me Rams plus three.
Speaker 1: I loved everything you just said. I loved everything about it.
Speaker 1: I'm rooting for the Rams in this game.
Speaker 3: It's hard.
Speaker 2: I'm actually rooting for both teams. I'll be happy either way.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take the I'm gonna take the Lions. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna take the Lions. Whoever wins this game I will
Speaker 2: be happy about because I love the chaos. I love
Speaker 2: the fact that Detroit finally has a heartbeat, and.
Speaker 1: It makes me makes me happy because we go back.
Speaker 2: I told you guys this, when your boy was about
Speaker 2: to get picked by them, I was like, please, God
Speaker 2: for the praying to the heavens, do not take me
Speaker 2: to Detroit. I cannot go there. So I'm happy for
Speaker 2: the Lions. I'm gonna take the Lions. I think they
Speaker 2: win this one. I don't know how far they go.
Speaker 2: I feel like Dan Dan Campbell's aggression kind of gets
Speaker 2: him in trouble, but can't get him in trouble.
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens at We'll see what happens this weekend.
Speaker 2: We're gonna take a quick break when we come back,
Speaker 2: when we go over the bet the Boys, the next
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Speaker 1: Slips and Picks.
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Speaker 6: Change your fucking handle.
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Speaker 3: That is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That is absolutely crazy.
Speaker 3: We are.
Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely, definitely.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 2: Alright, yeah, I bet the boys in the next parlay.
Speaker 2: I know I hit the lines in the buyer selles segment,
Speaker 2: but I'm going to pooka nakula over. His receptions will
Speaker 2: probably be around four four and a half. He's been
Speaker 2: averaging six point one seven receptions per game and the
Speaker 2: amazing rookie season where he literally was in for the
Speaker 2: first half of the week eighteen.
Speaker 1: Just to break the record and move on forward. Now,
Speaker 1: I will throw this in there.
Speaker 2: This is not going to be a part of the
Speaker 2: bit the Boys in Knicks parlay, but if you want
Speaker 2: to get a little more spicy, I like Joe Flacco
Speaker 2: over was it point five receptions?
Speaker 1: Is that how you phrase it? Point five receptions?
Speaker 2: Interceptions? Interceptions? Over point five interceptions? The guy came off
Speaker 2: the couch is absolutely throwing it all over the yard.
Speaker 2: And with that comes with a couple of whoop seas.
Speaker 2: Every once in a while has a couple of whoop sees.
Speaker 2: You can see it in the stat sheet. I think
Speaker 2: that might even be a bigger lock than Pooka. You guys,
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Speaker 3: Hower, twist and Tea's best served. Chilled, Chilled.
Speaker 7: We're going up to the tundra with Buffalo the Mafia.
Speaker 7: Bill's my Josh Allen over one and a half touchdowns.
Speaker 3: It's playoff mode for Josh Allen. Playoff.
Speaker 7: He's I won't say he he's obviously probably the biggest reason.
Speaker 3: But the boys are back in this hunt. They just
Speaker 3: jumped from the what the.
Speaker 7: Sixth seat to the two six lafs when they were
Speaker 7: counted out.
Speaker 3: Everyone they're dead.
Speaker 7: They're hey, everybody's better start criticizing Josh Allen the way
Speaker 7: you do everybody else. Keep this energy, keep that energy.
Speaker 7: That's he's talking about you, Steven. He's talking about you,
Speaker 7: talking about hockey season in October. He's talking about you.
Speaker 7: Phil's mafia, the unfaithful mafia people.
Speaker 3: It's playoff boat.
Speaker 7: Blood is in the water and the Bills are gonna
Speaker 7: beat the ship out of the Steelers. Take the take
Speaker 7: the Bills with the points. That's just a side thing.
Speaker 7: But the Harlay were going in for the twisted King himself,
Speaker 7: Josh Allen.
Speaker 3: Josh Allen over one and a half touchdowns, mule, I
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 8: I like that, And I'm Matthew Stafford over one and
Speaker 8: a half TD passes.
Speaker 6: You know he gonna get it done.
Speaker 8: They got the great White Hope and Cooper cut and
Speaker 8: they got the Asian persuasion most so when.
Speaker 6: I don't know what he is, but at the end
Speaker 6: of the day, he may be tonguing. I'm sorry if
Speaker 6: you are, but they got.
Speaker 3: You feel So let's go.
Speaker 6: I'm taking him all day, baby right away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good good, that's good.
Speaker 2: He's a little ethnic cocktail dude.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to the next one.
Speaker 2: That's E T F F easy Teams Favorite fun, twisted
Speaker 2: part lance.
Speaker 1: We're ripping it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take Chief's money line, Chief's money line. They
Speaker 2: I've said it a little bit. They've been to the
Speaker 2: playoffs before, they know what they're doing. They're not as
Speaker 2: explosives they used to be in the past. They've beat
Speaker 2: the Miami Dolphins already. You're going, would you say zero
Speaker 2: degrees negative nine winschill.
Speaker 3: Hative nine is the low. Last I checked.
Speaker 1: The coldest games ever played. We're in Kansas City.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's so, is that true? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, twenty seven games ever play the coldest games
Speaker 2: I've ever Yeah, it's a little because that was nuts.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Chief's money line, get go? Uh same love
Speaker 2: that go ahead?
Speaker 3: Wow, that's new. I was just kidding. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go after all that time.
Speaker 1: No, no, don't be scared.
Speaker 7: I mean it's like, hey, how how how big is
Speaker 7: the spread in the Bill Steelers game?
Speaker 1: No Cowboys money line? Minu seven and a half?
Speaker 3: It's ten.
Speaker 7: I feel like that's too big, right, that's too it's
Speaker 7: too big. What do I some of Somebody dish me
Speaker 7: some fucking Brown's two and a half.
Speaker 1: No, Browns are gonna lose for the plan. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: gonna lose.
Speaker 3: M go with yours? What yours?
Speaker 8: I'm going Bills because just what Willie get will say?
Speaker 3: Okay, that is true.
Speaker 6: Taking Josh Allen, he gonna get it done. So I'm
Speaker 6: taking Bill's money line.
Speaker 3: Baby.
Speaker 1: Take the Texans.
Speaker 3: Are they favored the underdogs?
Speaker 1: I'm taking I'm taking them the underdogs.
Speaker 3: I mean, what the fuck? What's what's what's the Eagles Bucks.
Speaker 1: Eagles are minus one sixty.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Well, what's a spread?
Speaker 3: Eagles minus three? Mm hmm, let's go Eagles minus three.
Speaker 8: What I don't like that?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 3: I don't either. All right, let's go boys. Hey, let's
Speaker 3: go a j You didn't practice all week, let's go.
Speaker 3: You know he did? Yeah, you know, you know you
Speaker 3: didn't practice.
Speaker 1: Little mis key? Are we are we going underdog? My
Speaker 1: sheets are all messed up. I was trying to help
Speaker 1: the geck go out underdog. We're going to pumper dump
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 3: Or do we go?
Speaker 1: We're going to a break. We're going to a break.
Speaker 1: We'll see you guys in fifteen seconds. Enjoy this commercial break.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping it's twist the tea. All right, welcome back
Speaker 1: pumper Dumb segment.
Speaker 2: Now, our executive producer de sign this tell us on
Speaker 2: the day of shooting that we are not only going
Speaker 2: to pumper dump taking the overs and the unders in
Speaker 2: these games, We're also gonna pick the teams that are
Speaker 2: gonna win or not win whatever spreads all that stuff.
Speaker 2: So this is like a buyer sell slash pumper dumb segment. Now,
Speaker 2: the first game is gonna be the Browns. They are
Speaker 2: favored minus two and a half. As a cruise down
Speaker 2: from Cleveland down to Houston where the Michigan Wolverine just
Speaker 2: won the National championship and they're playing the Texans. The
Speaker 2: overall points in that game is forty four and a half.
Speaker 2: I will be pumping this game, and I am taking
Speaker 2: the Texans. I'm not just taking the Texans with the points.
Speaker 2: I'm taking the Texans money line. I think CJ. Shrouds
Speaker 2: is a special talent. I think those boys have got
Speaker 2: to figure it out. I think this is about as
Speaker 2: far as they go in the playoffs, though, after the
Speaker 2: wild card weekend we get the divisional So the big
Speaker 2: boys are gonna come out.
Speaker 1: Send the rookie back home, let him go to Copple,
Speaker 1: let him.
Speaker 2: Enjoy himself, let him get all healthy and arrested from
Speaker 2: his first season in the NFL, and let's you guys
Speaker 2: can go do your thing next year. That's as far
Speaker 2: as they go. I'm taking the Texans money line and
Speaker 2: Pump get go, give.
Speaker 3: Me pump love it, and then let's go to the
Speaker 3: super Bowl. Champ Flaco, Let's go Fly, Let's go Browns.
Speaker 7: They're averaging like thirty something points of games since you've
Speaker 7: been at the quarterback nuts.
Speaker 3: Let's go Browns, Let's go Browns. Min as soon half.
Speaker 7: I had to talk myself into that. I think I
Speaker 7: was Texans yesterday and were Boys because I do. I
Speaker 7: believe CJ's incredible. They got a couple of injuries. I
Speaker 7: know Nico Collins will be good to go, but they
Speaker 7: don't have what's his name, tank down Nico Collins.
Speaker 3: Yeah, beast playing the game.
Speaker 1: It's the Colts play action pass bombast bombs over Bagdad.
Speaker 3: But my decision, Texas won the South. Yeah, I mean they.
Speaker 8: Hadn't think the Titans, though, thank the Titans on that
Speaker 8: last Jacks would have won the Jackson.
Speaker 7: The Jags would have took it. Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 7: There's a lot of variables either way. What I'm saying
Speaker 7: is they've had such a great year. I think they're
Speaker 7: one of those teams. I know they're not satisfied. However,
Speaker 7: I think it's like, hey, no one expected us to
Speaker 7: be here, true, and I'm gonna fla I'm gonna flack
Speaker 7: on going experience.
Speaker 2: And I like that decision because I don't I like it.
Speaker 2: I like the delivery. I didn't like about it language.
Speaker 2: I didn't like it one.
Speaker 6: I'm a ride with you on that one, Willie Geko.
Speaker 8: I think the Browns are going to get this game
Speaker 8: just because I think the Texans haven't seen a defense,
Speaker 8: a defensive front like they about to go against, and
Speaker 8: a defensive coordinator that they're about to go against. And
Speaker 8: this is a young quarterback. He about to throw all
Speaker 8: type of exotic blitz to keep them off his toes.
Speaker 8: It's gonna be just like what Michigan did to Washington.
Speaker 8: They got to keep that quarterback moving. If he ain't
Speaker 8: settled making great passes, he can't throw the ball.
Speaker 3: CJ.
Speaker 8: If he's in the park and he can settle, he'll make.
Speaker 6: The perfect pass.
Speaker 8: But if you got the man all over the place,
Speaker 8: that's when you get them off.
Speaker 7: No Miles bringing that weapon too, Yeah yeah, that great
Speaker 7: twelve inch data.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so I'm going Browns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll just signore the fact when they played the Bengals,
Speaker 2: when Joe Burrow is healthy, he was actually pressured a
Speaker 2: whole bunch of times and was moving outside the pocket
Speaker 2: and making dime throws. But the way that you explain
Speaker 2: the whole thing made me feel really confident.
Speaker 1: That I feel good about my pick, pumping.
Speaker 2: Up slash by our sales segment, We're still here, Steelers
Speaker 2: at the Bills.
Speaker 1: We're all taking the bills. Yeah, we're all taking the bills.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but let's talk about thirty six and a half
Speaker 2: points that.
Speaker 6: Pump, pumped, dump, imp this one.
Speaker 3: We're good man.
Speaker 8: The Bills by the score, all over the still they
Speaker 8: ain't got no weapons out there. They lost their best
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's over. It's over. It is over, Pittsburgh.
Speaker 7: I don't know how they stumbled into the fucking point either.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how either.
Speaker 2: But I'm pumping it too, literally, just resonating with the
Speaker 2: thought of t J. Watt not getting the pressure in there. Yea,
Speaker 2: and the bills are literally that's been the theme of
Speaker 2: this entire show is the Bills are gonna off the floor.
Speaker 3: With the Steelers. Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, you guys don't feel comfortable with taking the bills now.
Speaker 2: Za My boys aid, who was kind of like my
Speaker 2: uncle Vinnie. He hit me last night. He sent me
Speaker 2: probably a Baker's doesn't pick so far, whether it's ufc
Speaker 2: Raiders last week, saying these are these are the plays
Speaker 2: he has not missed once.
Speaker 3: So you got a guy you have been sharing this.
Speaker 1: This is literally the first time I've asked him about
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 3: What you gotta go, get you contact.
Speaker 2: But if I give you guys his contact, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna be a show of us taking all the same picks.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I'm talking just to other stuff.
Speaker 7: You got a guy who's dialed on picks.
Speaker 3: If you're looking to get in some match in the night, this.
Speaker 1: Game, we're gonna get zaid on track here.
Speaker 2: He did take the Steelers and the Bills when it
Speaker 2: was thirty seven, he goes, now that it's gone down,
Speaker 2: I'm not as confident in it.
Speaker 1: That's where now I'm sitting in this wishy watch.
Speaker 2: On the pumper dump. On the pumper dump, he took
Speaker 2: the I'll have to double check that. I'll have to
Speaker 2: double check that. But he took a dump on thirty seven.
Speaker 2: But now it's thirty six and a half. He's like,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Look, Bill's Bills are scoring forty plus this game. I'm
Speaker 7: talking facing the pillow lift of him. You're not allowed
Speaker 7: to be excited, Stephen, face back down on your films
Speaker 7: on hockey season.
Speaker 8: Only time when you breathe. But is he the type
Speaker 8: of guy when he throw you a bone? Do he
Speaker 8: want to know how it tastes?
Speaker 1: Hold on, now I'm talking about here. What kind of
Speaker 1: people you hear?
Speaker 6: I'm just asking.
Speaker 1: Yeah he has he hasn't asked for nothing.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, that's what I'm He throw you a bone?
Speaker 6: Do he want to take you?
Speaker 1: You're talking like that, back alley. You want this?
Speaker 8: You don't have to let me do it because I'm
Speaker 8: the type of person when I throw the dog a bone,
Speaker 8: I don't want to.
Speaker 3: Know how it fucking taste. You know what I mean?
Speaker 6: You a bone?
Speaker 1: You're a guys guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. Hey, you on tweet is a
Speaker 1: nice place to be. I love it. Boys.
Speaker 7: Let's take a little break, right, you're gonna hang on.
Speaker 3: We gotta hit the other game, right, bucks?
Speaker 6: Get yeah?
Speaker 1: In the D block under.
Speaker 2: Underdog dog dog dog segment. Here we go, boys, we're
Speaker 2: taking underdogs. I've shouted out the Texans.
Speaker 1: I think CJ.
Speaker 2: Stroud is a gifted individual that pisses me out because
Speaker 2: he's in the AFC South.
Speaker 1: And you know your boy rolls the Titans all the time.
Speaker 2: Stiff last week actually should have done that would have
Speaker 2: actually had a better record, but I didn't. And I've
Speaker 2: warned my lesson r ip Mike Rabel on that note.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna take Texans in the underdog. I'm taking
Speaker 2: the money line in the situation. Uh, Steven, while you're
Speaker 2: looking up the hockey season, can you please look at
Speaker 2: what that is? Texans money line plus one twenty.
Speaker 1: That's fun. That'll silence everybody about that whole conversation, right,
Speaker 1: we feel good about it.
Speaker 6: Plus one twenty.
Speaker 1: Plus one twenty. Oh yeah, you and that well unit.
Speaker 7: See all right, go ahead, I'm gonna go Rams Rams
Speaker 7: money line.
Speaker 3: Hold up? Cuz good pick, hey, good pick, strong pick?
Speaker 3: What's good?
Speaker 1: Hands on? Do you like the Bucks?
Speaker 3: What do you like? Bucks over the Eagles?
Speaker 8: You know what cut it? Bucks over the Eagles? Hands
Speaker 8: down is going down?
Speaker 3: Baby?
Speaker 1: Tell us why?
Speaker 6: Because he stole my pick.
Speaker 3: So I'm taking the Bucks, taking.
Speaker 8: The bugs all day over the Eagles because the Eagles
Speaker 8: right now they falling asleep.
Speaker 6: They used to be him, but they not him no more.
Speaker 6: You feel me.
Speaker 3: They not there.
Speaker 8: I don't know what's going on over there. I'm not sure.
Speaker 8: Oh buddy looked like he on blues y'all know what
Speaker 8: blues they are?
Speaker 6: Look him up, roxies.
Speaker 1: Oh that's it, Percose Viking in some sort of pilar.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the coach looked like he on blues, sleeping and ship.
Speaker 7: On the small blue pills, usually costing anywhere from ten
Speaker 7: to fifteen dollars.
Speaker 6: That's cheap.
Speaker 1: Where do you get these?
Speaker 3: Madetol? Yeah, that's the whole twice though. Yeah, he fitting all.
Speaker 8: Out, But nah, I'm going Buccaneers because this motherfucker stole
Speaker 8: my pick.
Speaker 2: Delaney Walker doesn't believe in the Eagles. Thinks Jalen Hurts
Speaker 2: is a wash and a J. Brown is a diva.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, I said that.
Speaker 1: That's what Delany Walker.
Speaker 3: Just yet you know yet? Yeah, we won't find out.
Speaker 1: We're going to find out. But de Landy Walker thinks
Speaker 1: it's a J. Brown. We're gonna take quck break when
Speaker 1: we come back. We're gonnahit our the last game. It's
Speaker 1: not a Monday night game, is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It is Monday night, Moday night playoff games. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because there's money. They gotta get.
Speaker 1: Money, money, money, same thing is what this show is
Speaker 1: all about.
Speaker 2: No question, no question, quick break, come back, Monday night football, right,
Speaker 2: for this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pick Monday Night Football.
Speaker 2: Eagles are favorite at minus three. They've had an abysmal
Speaker 2: back half of the season. They were playing the Buccaneers.
Speaker 2: Baker Mayfield and the Boys won the NFC South. They're
Speaker 2: feeling a little bit better about themselves. Total points forty
Speaker 2: three and a half points. Muel, who you got same
Speaker 2: people as your underdog?
Speaker 6: Indeed, I'm going Buccaneers.
Speaker 8: Like I said again, I don't know what's going on
Speaker 8: with the Eagles.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 8: They started off strong and early in the show.
Speaker 6: If y'all go back and watch our episodes, I said.
Speaker 8: I'll never go against the Eagles, But for some reason,
Speaker 8: I don't know why, because it's late in the season.
Speaker 8: Maybe they got older players on their team. They're starting
Speaker 8: to shed it down. They have that I don't care mentality,
Speaker 8: and I just can't go with it. I'm gonna go
Speaker 8: with the Bucks. I feel like the Bucks really wanted
Speaker 8: Baker want to show the world that he can still
Speaker 8: do this. So I'm gonna take the Buccaneers plus three.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Eagles Eagles months three. I don't feel good about
Speaker 7: it at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't like that pick.
Speaker 7: I don't like he's right. I don't know what's what
Speaker 7: they sucked right now? They're so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The talent they have good, Yeah, they have so much talent.
Speaker 3: They have talent. I mean they just packed it in
Speaker 3: last week.
Speaker 8: They gave it up, and they gave it up.
Speaker 3: And he may not play. His finger broke.
Speaker 6: Don't get me wrong, we love Marcus Mariota.
Speaker 8: If he have the opportunity to play, I think he'll
Speaker 8: put them in a great position. But again, the team
Speaker 8: around is not playing as a whole. Marioda is gonna
Speaker 8: play if his he dislocated his finger hurts and Bucks.
Speaker 7: I think Baker Mayfield is limping around a little bit.
Speaker 7: Can we look that up, Baker Mayfield injury.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the Eagles. But yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 1: the Eagles.
Speaker 2: And the reason wh I'm thinking the Eagles is you
Speaker 2: brought up the Mary Goda.
Speaker 1: Marcus Marioda, I know.
Speaker 3: I hate if he played. I'm like, damn, I.
Speaker 1: Know you took the Bucks to.
Speaker 7: The Eagles and Marry Gooda is playing and you're going
Speaker 7: as I feel.
Speaker 1: Like Marcus, those opportunities.
Speaker 8: He gets, he takes advantage of. You see what he
Speaker 8: did the last week, what he had he was heard.
Speaker 3: Baker Baker hurt too. Yeah, Oh my god, this is
Speaker 3: gonna suck.
Speaker 2: It's a tough game. It's a tough game. Both these
Speaker 2: teams aren't going very far. No, Philly, do we want
Speaker 2: touch the points? No, for the sake of the show,
Speaker 2: we should.
Speaker 1: Touch the points.
Speaker 3: I was going to ask you that too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's there's so many less games, we should
Speaker 2: touch the points. Touching then all right, I'm gonna go under.
Speaker 3: I'm going under too. I'm dumping this. Stay away from
Speaker 3: this one.
Speaker 1: All right, boys, we have We've truly enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: The mule has been entertaining as hell with his his chug.
Speaker 2: He did a great job with that one. He will
Speaker 2: be drunk in the next fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: I am drunk already. I didn't eat anything You've switch that.
Speaker 3: I couldn't stop swating.
Speaker 6: I'm like, yo, this twisted tea, which y'all.
Speaker 3: Lays me wait the fuck the word?
Speaker 7: Uh rico Roxy Roxy, yeah, Roxy.
Speaker 1: Phantom on tweety. Have a great day and we.
Speaker 2: Will see you for the divisional playoffs next week. Big
Speaker 2: hugs and tiny stiff kisses.
Speaker 9: All right, welcome back to the Penny Slips par Lay segment.
Speaker 9: Of the show, first one of twenty twenty four. You
Speaker 9: know what that means. It means we are undefeated in
Speaker 9: the new year, and we plan to keep it that way.
Speaker 9: I'll start off first with mine. I'm gonna go CJ.
Speaker 9: Stroud over one and a half passing touchdowns, and I'm
Speaker 9: gonna go whoever is starting for the Ravens over on
Speaker 9: their rushing yards. Lastly, i will go, Sorry, Jack Jags
Speaker 9: minus five and a half.
Speaker 5: That's understandable, that's understandable for my team beat, I'll be
Speaker 5: sicking through it. Just teams. We're on Raiders money line,
Speaker 5: Cleveland Brown's money line, Big Upset Alert, and Kansas City
Speaker 5: Chiefs money line. When you probably those three together, you
Speaker 5: get an absolute whopping plus eleven hundred and fifteen. We
Speaker 5: really just need the Browns pull out that win. It's
Speaker 5: got a huge chance, so let's hopefully stay on the
Speaker 5: undefeated side in twenty twenty four. Moving on though, to
Speaker 5: our team bets, which we will be going Bucks minus five.
Speaker 9: And then we're going Falcons plus three and a half.
Speaker 5: And to finish it off, will take the Lions minus three.
Speaker 5: You parla those together and you get a plus five
Speaker 5: seventy three odds and moving on to I guess our
Speaker 5: final segment of the day. The final segment, yeah, go
Speaker 5: ahead and set it up.
Speaker 9: Is the Texans and Colts. I believe the Texans. If
Speaker 9: they win, they clinch their spot. Colts might need a
Speaker 9: few other things that happen. Needless to say, this is
Speaker 9: a great divisional end of year matchup with a lot
Speaker 9: on the line. So what better way to pick it?
Speaker 9: They and the rock'm soccer pick them parlay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Colts Texan? Good luck, good luck? All right, wow
Speaker 5: take the Colt state. It does not lie AFC showdown.
Speaker 5: But it looks like the cults are gonna come out victorious.
Speaker 9: Early, often and hard. When the cults are coming.
Speaker 5: Yeah, cue the outro music, No
Speaker 2: No, No,