1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,560 Speaker 1: Previously on Brewster High. I finally figured out where I 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:08,160 Speaker 1: disappeared to For three weeks, I was on a UFO. 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,879 Speaker 1: That's right, I was abducted by aliens. This is the 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 1: crystal I took from Brady's bedroom, and this crystal is 5 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: the one I got from the tennis court. This crystal 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 1: didn't come from space. They're from bed bath and beyond. 7 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: I want the newspaper back in operations with Otis Nelson 8 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:27,640 Speaker 1: as its editor. I can promise you there's nothing illegal 9 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: going on here except gambling on high school sports. Can 10 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 1: you imagine the scandal if people found out that coach 11 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: Bagley's wife was betting against her husband's team. Can you 12 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: remember your abduction? Some things just aren't adding up. I 13 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 1: guess the main thing is, like, there's no such thing 14 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,920 Speaker 1: as a UFO. A man pretty got abducted by a 15 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: UFO again. They came back for me. There's no way 16 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: we can win the game tomorrow without Brady. We've got 17 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 1: to find him. Someone called the Air Force. Get off 18 00:00:53,400 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 1: my dick. Saturday morning, just after dawn. The Championship Ultimate 19 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 1: Frisbee game is just a few hours away. The place 20 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: will be packed, but it'll be missing one key player, 21 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 1: Brady Brewster. What is Clara doing over there in the 22 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 1: middle of the frisbee field brand She looks like she's 23 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 1: talking to herself. Yeah, he's writing a newspaper article in 24 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 1: her head. Last night, Brady was abducted by a UFO. 25 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 1: If the aliens don't return him soon, he'll miss the game. 26 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: And if he misses the game, Brewster High will lose, 27 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,559 Speaker 1: and then lots of people who bet on the game 28 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,399 Speaker 1: will be very unhappy. At this very moment, Principal Fairweather 29 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 1: and her new boyfriend Otis Nelson are in an Air 30 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: Force F sixteen Falcon criss crossing the skies searching for 31 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: that damn UFO and our beloved Frisbee star player. This 32 00:01:55,520 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: is your private speaking Captain Jerry McKenzie. Right now twenty 33 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: five thousand feet and south and about two hundred and 34 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 1: eighty knots. To keep your eyes open that you have 35 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 1: both could be anywhere. If Brewster Eye doesn't win this 36 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: Frisbee game, we might as well give up on life. 37 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: We'll still have each other. Honey, did you just call me? Honey? 38 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 1: I wasn't talking to you. You weren't talking to me. 39 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:23,920 Speaker 1: History and Journalism teacher Otis Nelson. No, I wasn't talking 40 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: to the pilot, Captain Jerry mackenzie. Yeah, that's me. I'm 41 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 1: the pilot, Captain Jerry McKenzie. Not you. Well, i'm flying 42 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:35,079 Speaker 1: the plane. I'm the pilot, Captain Jerry McKenzie. You need 43 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 1: a what I didn't say anything. Oh I love saying anything. 44 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 1: That movie's great, John Key sax, hilarious. It's not a movie. 45 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,959 Speaker 1: Move where not you? Yes, I am the pilot, Captain 46 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: Jerry McKenzie. Then who's flying the plane? I am flying 47 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 1: the plane right now. That's what I'm doing with my hands. 48 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 1: I'm Jerry mackenzie. Did you guys want me to land it? No? 49 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: Keep flying? You know what. Don't tell me what to do. 50 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 1: If I wanted someone to tell me what to do, 51 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 1: I would get married married. No, I'm not married. I 52 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 1: was already married. You're asking me to get married. I'm 53 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: asking you to get married. Let me think about it, 54 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 1: think about what this is just so sudden. Guys, I 55 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 1: don't even know your name. E's Otis Nelson. Well, I 56 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: don't care. I need an answer. I'm Captain Jerry mackenzie. 57 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:28,679 Speaker 1: But you can call me Jerry Mary. This is crazy, 58 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 1: but yes, I will marry you. Well, then me too. Oh, 59 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: if you've made me the happiest man on earth, the 60 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: happiest man in the sky, I don't get it. Hey, 61 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: my parents are gonna really love you almost as much 62 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: as I do. But we have to do Thanksgiving and 63 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 1: my cousins this year. Doors is a whole thing about 64 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: it where if we do it at my house and 65 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,119 Speaker 1: it has to be at her house or else who 66 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: thinks the family hates her and she doesn't respond to 67 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,839 Speaker 1: the group email? Whatever you say, honey, I don't want 68 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: a big wedding either. Why don't we look well, your sisters, 69 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 1: we're looking forward to this. There's gonna be so disappointed. 70 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: Oh screw my sister. The only thing that matters is 71 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 1: that you and I are together. Oh honey, I love you. 72 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: So what's going on exactly? We don't have enough time. 73 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: We could be walking around all day and only cover 74 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: a fraction at Brewster Bay, and that's presuming the UFO 75 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,799 Speaker 1: is on the ground. We have to find him before 76 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:31,239 Speaker 1: the game. Wait, I have an idea. I program Brady's 77 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: phone so I can track him, just in case he 78 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: went to sleep walking or was feeding someone else. Mostly 79 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 1: that one. Okay, fire up. Look he's not far. Looks 80 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 1: like he's in the middle of town. We'll get there 81 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 1: faster if you write piggyback on me, jump on and 82 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: hold on tight. Good thinking up. Let's go back at 83 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: Brewster High with Brady gone Hide was head disc boy again, 84 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: which man he had the unenviable job of giving the 85 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 1: pregame pep talk in the locker room. So here's your 86 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: new head disc boy High. Webster's Dictionary defines pep as 87 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: brisk energy or initiative in high spirits, as in the 88 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,360 Speaker 1: Young Doctor was full of pep. But Mariam Webster didn't 89 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: stop there. He went on to define pep talk as 90 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: a usually brief, intense, and emotional talk designed to influence 91 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: or encourage an audience, as in the team's captain gave 92 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,440 Speaker 1: the team a pep talk before the big game. Hey, 93 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: that's what we're doing right now. Webster's Dictionary also defines 94 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,600 Speaker 1: game as does he does have the whole dictionary memorized. 95 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,920 Speaker 1: Get to the good stuff, son, go from the heart 96 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 1: the heart. Okay, got it. We're all here because we 97 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 1: love frisbee, but more than that, we love being a 98 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,840 Speaker 1: part of this frisbee team. I have never seen such 99 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 1: a group of players that work so well together. We're 100 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 1: all like a finely tuned orchestra. My right, guys here, 101 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:02,040 Speaker 1: now we're gonna go out there and give it our all, yes, 102 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:06,800 Speaker 1: knowing that there's no possible way that we could win. Okay, wait, huh, 103 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: I mean obviously without Brady here. The best that we 104 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,640 Speaker 1: can hope for here is to not humiliate ourselves. So 105 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 1: let's show them who we really are. Yes, that's better. 106 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,840 Speaker 1: Now let's get out there and not lose by an 107 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:24,840 Speaker 1: embarrassing amount, just a moderate amount. Yeah, yeah, yeah, great, 108 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: pep talk hide. Thanks Coach Bagley. I was being sarcastic. Yeah, 109 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: so as I when I said thanks. Do you even 110 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:37,799 Speaker 1: know what sarcastic means? Well? Miriam Webster defines sarcastic as 111 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: marked by or given to using irony in order to 112 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 1: mock or convey contempt. What's your Brady? Tracker saying that's odd? 113 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:55,039 Speaker 1: He was right up ahead, but now he's moved. I 114 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,960 Speaker 1: have to put you down here. Thanks for the payback riding. 115 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 1: He's last recorded patient is that small batch handmade ice 116 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 1: cream shot. Oh man, they make the best. Weird flavors. 117 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,799 Speaker 1: The other day it was walnut shells and horse hoomes. Yeah, 118 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: let's ask them if they've seen anything. Hey, let me 119 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 1: know if you want to taste anything. But I'm a 120 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,520 Speaker 1: freeb We don't have any waffle cones today. The waffle 121 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 1: cone maker broke down again, So, as you can imagine, 122 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,800 Speaker 1: it's been a very stressful day. Anyway, can I get 123 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 1: you some ice cream? Oh? We just have a few questions. Actually, okay, 124 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 1: the questions about what flavor ice cream you should have? Nope, 125 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,240 Speaker 1: the only thing I care about is selling ice cream. Hey, 126 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 1: that's okay, that's true. I've got this. Yes, I like 127 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,880 Speaker 1: a scoop of South of Vanilla Swirl please? And what size? 128 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: I'll take? A kittie scoop? Well, I'm sorry, but actually, 129 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 1: last time I checked, kitties didn't have boobs. What kittie 130 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 1: scoops are for kitties? And you are not a kittie. 131 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:54,440 Speaker 1: Webster's Dictionary defines a kittie as someone. Then give me 132 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: a regular scoop. It's more like it. Okay, So now 133 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 1: we have another question, And is it about ice cream? No, 134 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 1: it's not about ice cream. It's about UFOs. So yeah, 135 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,920 Speaker 1: I guess, go fund yourself. But we bought ice cream. No, 136 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,600 Speaker 1: you bought ice cream, this guy bought fuck all, fine, 137 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,840 Speaker 1: then I'll ask the question too late. He already started 138 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: asking it. That makes it legally his question. You can't 139 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,640 Speaker 1: make it your question. All right, I have a brand 140 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:21,680 Speaker 1: new question, completely unrelated to the question my friend was 141 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:29,520 Speaker 1: gonna ask, have you seen any unidentified objects flying? I'm sorry, 142 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Okay, Okay, 143 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,600 Speaker 1: We're lea. Are you having such a bad day? I 144 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 1: hope he gets his wafflemaker fixed soon. Brady must have 145 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 1: gone into the ice cream shot, bought some ice cream, 146 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,400 Speaker 1: got yelled at by that guy, and left before we 147 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: got there. Look, Brady's on the move again. Let's go. 148 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:52,440 Speaker 1: We're too two miles that direction. There's nothing there but 149 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,400 Speaker 1: a secluded forest, the perfect place for a UFO to 150 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:58,400 Speaker 1: land and hide. Jump on my back. Time for another 151 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:03,480 Speaker 1: piggyback ride. Hold on tight, This riot's gonna get Buffy. 152 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:14,280 Speaker 1: It's the season Championship Ultimate Frisbee Match. Welcome to the field. 153 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:18,880 Speaker 1: The visiting team, the Jefferson High Dick Weeds, and now 154 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:22,079 Speaker 1: the home team minus their star player, Brady Brewster. The 155 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:43,200 Speaker 1: Brewster High to jobs. Everybody ready, go flesbee And that's 156 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:47,559 Speaker 1: a frisbee for the visitors. Jefferson High one, Brewster High zero. 157 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:51,520 Speaker 1: Maybe that Air Force jet with Principal Fairweather Otis Nelson 158 00:09:51,559 --> 00:09:54,160 Speaker 1: and Captain Jerry mackenzie will find Brady from the air 159 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:57,920 Speaker 1: before the game's over. There's no sign of that you 160 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:01,480 Speaker 1: up anywhere? Just cloud as far as the I can see, 161 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,319 Speaker 1: and love as far as the heart can feel. Can 162 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,520 Speaker 1: we go? Oh? Now, sure thing, guys. Let me just 163 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:10,640 Speaker 1: tell the tower somehow. The world feels a little bit different. 164 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 1: You know, the earth is not the same earth we 165 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:16,240 Speaker 1: left before. Ray I'm gonna throw up. Now you want 166 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:23,480 Speaker 1: to go up? Oh, I'll take you up a tension 167 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,680 Speaker 1: Brewster Hide. Bryn and Dexter are walking through the forest 168 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,520 Speaker 1: looking for Brady, and well, you know the doough there 169 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,760 Speaker 1: it is. Put me down, Put me down. Yeah, I 170 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:39,280 Speaker 1: don't see anything right behind that standard trees And what's 171 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 1: that noise? It sounds like music coming from its direction. 172 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,920 Speaker 1: Sounds like a car radio. How about a car get 173 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,160 Speaker 1: in the middle of the woods. It's a UFO. It's 174 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:52,920 Speaker 1: gonna be let's get closer. And now we have arrived 175 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,720 Speaker 1: and we're standing right in front of it. This is 176 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:58,199 Speaker 1: definitely a spaceship, and that's definitely earth music. You want 177 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,840 Speaker 1: to open the door, I will, But let me highlight 178 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,800 Speaker 1: that I am both physically opening an actual door and 179 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:07,840 Speaker 1: also metaphorically opening a door into the unknown. And while 180 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:11,800 Speaker 1: the monsters we see can be scary, sometimes the scariest 181 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:15,559 Speaker 1: monsters of all is what we don't see, the unknown. 182 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:19,720 Speaker 1: For example, in the movie Jaws, we barely even saw 183 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,640 Speaker 1: the shark until the fifth reel. Who refers to parts 184 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:24,760 Speaker 1: of the movie by the reel, are you living in 185 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 1: the golden age of Hollywood? Fine, I'll open the door. Okay, 186 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 1: open the door, Brady? Oh hi, Bryan Dexter, what up? 187 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:40,640 Speaker 1: Let me turn this off? Uploaded all these stock library songs. 188 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:44,520 Speaker 1: They're really great and totally free. We've got to get 189 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:48,360 Speaker 1: you out of here before the aliens get back. What aliens? Yeah, 190 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:53,080 Speaker 1: you know the ones that abducted you. Yeah. Right, Wait 191 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,000 Speaker 1: a second. This doesn't look like a spaceship. It looks 192 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:59,520 Speaker 1: like a man cave. Yeah. Those space aliens are terrific 193 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:03,400 Speaker 1: into your decorators. So space aliens built a ship in 194 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:06,239 Speaker 1: the style of a man cave to make you comfortable 195 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:11,280 Speaker 1: like a human zoo. Yeah, something like that. Oh cool, 196 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,640 Speaker 1: you've got a water bed and a kick ass Nintendo 197 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,160 Speaker 1: set up. I look at all these tubs of ice cream. 198 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,719 Speaker 1: The aliens didn't know what flavor I liked, so they 199 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:24,160 Speaker 1: got me a variety. I'm not buying it. Space aliens 200 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,200 Speaker 1: abducted Brady into a very comfortable man cave and stopped 201 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,720 Speaker 1: it with video games and ice cream, so Brady would 202 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,800 Speaker 1: be so chill that he wouldn't want to leave while 203 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,920 Speaker 1: they left him alone indefinitely. It still doesn't add up. 204 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,760 Speaker 1: Look here on the wall, it says made in the USA. 205 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,640 Speaker 1: They buy American. You have a problem with that, now, 206 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,600 Speaker 1: Friend's right, there aren't any aliens. There was no abduction. 207 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,839 Speaker 1: This isn't even a real us phote. It's just a 208 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,000 Speaker 1: custom hot air balloon the guys that the Brewster Brewing 209 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,960 Speaker 1: Company made to use for advertising. You fake the whole thing, 210 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:58,280 Speaker 1: both abductions. Yeah, you must be wondering why no, I'm good. Well, 211 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:03,120 Speaker 1: I like to know money. Of course, money, But how 212 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:06,160 Speaker 1: does hiding out in a blimp make money for you? Gambling? 213 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,480 Speaker 1: Of course gambling? What does hiding out in a blimp 214 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,480 Speaker 1: have to do with gambling. People are betting on the 215 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:16,440 Speaker 1: Ultimate Frisbee Games, of course, the Ultimate Freezbee Games. And 216 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 1: if Brady wasn't at the games, then Brewister High would 217 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:24,640 Speaker 1: lose because I'm the star player and the rest of 218 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,320 Speaker 1: the team are losers without me. So I bet against 219 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,640 Speaker 1: the team when I disappeared before, and I'm doing it 220 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,319 Speaker 1: again right now. But how did you make bets without 221 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,480 Speaker 1: anyone knowing? I created a disguise and a character that 222 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:38,160 Speaker 1: makes all the bets for me. Put on this mustache 223 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:42,520 Speaker 1: like this look, and I look exactly like Ted Lasso. 224 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,000 Speaker 1: You look exactly like it. The mustache that's ninety percent 225 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 1: of the work. The rest of it is just added 226 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,480 Speaker 1: to Wait, I thought it was missus Bagley who was 227 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:53,719 Speaker 1: dressing up like ted Lasso. So many questions, those will 228 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,959 Speaker 1: have to wait. There's still time to get Brady back 229 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,840 Speaker 1: to the game. Maybe Brewister High doesn't have to lose 230 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,480 Speaker 1: after all. Come on, Brady, put down that tub of 231 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:04,800 Speaker 1: ice cream and get dressed. Look, I'm not going anywhere. Okay, guys, 232 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,160 Speaker 1: I want to win my bet. Why should I suddenly 233 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,920 Speaker 1: bail on my whole plan? Brady? Is that what you 234 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:14,760 Speaker 1: really want? A whole bunch of money, of course, but 235 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,600 Speaker 1: your family is rich. Are you sure that's why you're 236 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:21,200 Speaker 1: after Yes, I want Brewster High to lose so I 237 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,560 Speaker 1: can win. Whoa you feel like you can only win 238 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,480 Speaker 1: if Brewster High loses. That's not what I said. It's 239 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:32,240 Speaker 1: exactly what you said, Brady. Your sense of self worth 240 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,760 Speaker 1: is inversely related to the team's failure without you. Yeah, 241 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,600 Speaker 1: they can't win without me. I mean, when's the last 242 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,320 Speaker 1: time anyone ever said thank you? Then? This isn't about 243 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:46,040 Speaker 1: the money at all. It's about teaching everyone a lesson. Yeah, 244 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 1: I guess that's it, Brady. Self worth can only come 245 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:54,840 Speaker 1: from within. That's why it's called self worth. Everything you're 246 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,600 Speaker 1: trying to prove to everyone, you're really just trying to 247 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:02,080 Speaker 1: prove to yourself. Okay, let's try something. Repeat after me. 248 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:07,920 Speaker 1: I'm Brady Brewster and I matter. I'm Brady Brewster and 249 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:12,320 Speaker 1: I matter. I'm a good person. I'm a beautiful person. 250 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:17,560 Speaker 1: I matter. I'm a good person and I matter. You 251 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,400 Speaker 1: did it, brand. Now let's get to the Frisbee field 252 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:29,400 Speaker 1: and show them who you are. Yes, yes, that's another 253 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:33,480 Speaker 1: goal for Jefferson High. The score is now Jefferson High eighteen, 254 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,920 Speaker 1: Brewster High three. It's anyone's guests who's going to win. 255 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 1: But if there were my guests, I'd say Jefferson High 256 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:45,280 Speaker 1: will I mean, they're ahead by fifteen points. Wait a second, 257 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:51,400 Speaker 1: what's that? It's Brady Brewster running into the field. Maybe 258 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 1: Brewster High does have a chance after all, Coach Bagley 259 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:58,160 Speaker 1: is calling for a time out, Brady's running onto the field, 260 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 1: and that's the end of the game. I guess Brady's 261 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:15,640 Speaker 1: return wasn't such a big deal after all. The team 262 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 1: gathered back in the locker room after their defeat. Oh, 263 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,800 Speaker 1: by the way, this is Claire again. Well that could 264 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,320 Speaker 1: have gotten better. Yeah, for example, we could have won. 265 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:30,600 Speaker 1: You don't get sarcasm, do you? Kid Webster's Dictionary defined sarcasm? Sorry, 266 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,480 Speaker 1: could I say something? Please go ahead, head dis boy, 267 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,800 Speaker 1: Brady Brewster. I'm sorry I didn't make it back in 268 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,640 Speaker 1: time to help win the game. Guys, UFOs don't work 269 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,800 Speaker 1: on our frisbee team schedule, right, But I see what 270 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,960 Speaker 1: the problem is with us. We cared too much about winning, 271 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:50,040 Speaker 1: and ironically, that's where we lose. You're looking to this 272 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 1: game to bring you a sense of value, a sense 273 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:55,240 Speaker 1: of self worth, But no game can do that, as 274 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:59,240 Speaker 1: a friend once told me that must come from inside. Though, 275 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,400 Speaker 1: to be blunt, some of you truly have no value. 276 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 1: No matter how deeply you search, You're still basically inconsequential 277 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,440 Speaker 1: for the rest of you those who do matter. Yes, 278 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,320 Speaker 1: I'm the best player on the team. Yes, you clearly 279 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:14,520 Speaker 1: can't win without me, but that's not where I gain 280 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,000 Speaker 1: my strength. My true strength comes from within, So feel 281 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,560 Speaker 1: free to use me as a role model. And good 282 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:24,159 Speaker 1: luck with the rest of your lives. All right, Hey, Brady, 283 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 1: that was a terrific speech, and I'm not being sarcastic 284 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,800 Speaker 1: this time. Thanks, Hide. You played well out there. I 285 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,919 Speaker 1: assume I don't really know. I was only out there 286 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,720 Speaker 1: for the last few seconds. Yeah, we miss you out there. Man. 287 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,240 Speaker 1: I'm glad you're all right. You know, Brady, Bruce always 288 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:40,240 Speaker 1: lands on his feet. Baby. Hey Brady, I'm just curious 289 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,280 Speaker 1: which group am I in, the people who don't matter 290 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,080 Speaker 1: or the people whose lives have consequences? Brady, Can I 291 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:48,880 Speaker 1: drop to you for a second. Yeah, see you later, Hyde, Yes, 292 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 1: coach Backley, I learned something about myself today, not just 293 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,679 Speaker 1: as a coach, but as a man. I realized that 294 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,520 Speaker 1: I've been taking you for granted we all have. I'm sorry. 295 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,320 Speaker 1: Did you not listen to a single thing I just 296 00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:06,639 Speaker 1: said in that speech? Validation come from inside myself. I 297 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,840 Speaker 1: could care less what you think. You can take your 298 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,639 Speaker 1: validation and shove it right up your ass. I'll do that, Brady. 299 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,320 Speaker 1: Thank you. You're welcome. Now I gotta find Clara. Have 300 00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:18,760 Speaker 1: you seen her? Yeah, she's waiting right outside the locker 301 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:26,680 Speaker 1: room door. Thanks. I'll walk over there now, Clara. There 302 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:31,440 Speaker 1: you are, great game, Brady, Sorry it didn't turn out better. Yeah. 303 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,639 Speaker 1: So I guess Brendan Dexter told you everything everything, And 304 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,479 Speaker 1: I bet you're going to put all of this in 305 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:40,120 Speaker 1: the school newspaper. I can't not print it. Hippocratic oath, 306 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:43,200 Speaker 1: you get it. Yeah, that's fair. Also, I found out 307 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,480 Speaker 1: that Missus Bagley was the one disguising herself as Ted Lasso. 308 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,520 Speaker 1: It was all the way to secretly bet on frisbee games. Nope, 309 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,280 Speaker 1: that's where you're wrong. She and I took turns disguising 310 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,439 Speaker 1: ourselves as Ted Lasso. We were two people pretending to 311 00:18:56,520 --> 00:19:00,400 Speaker 1: be one people. Ah, you were reverse parent trapping us. 312 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,800 Speaker 1: For the record, the disguise was very effective. Yeah, the 313 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,120 Speaker 1: mustache does ninety percent of the word. The other ten 314 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,520 Speaker 1: percent is the attitude. But why try and help me 315 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:14,280 Speaker 1: because I'd love you, Clara, really, I love you too, Brady, 316 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,919 Speaker 1: I always have. You're my soul mate. Oh whoa, you 317 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,040 Speaker 1: didn't let me finish. I was gonna say I love 318 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:23,320 Speaker 1: you as a friend. I didn't get to finish either. 319 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,920 Speaker 1: I was going to say you're my soul mate as 320 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,359 Speaker 1: a friend. If you say so, tell me, Brady, what 321 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,880 Speaker 1: did you want all that money for? You're gonna laugh. 322 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,480 Speaker 1: But it was always my dream to start a brewery. 323 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,480 Speaker 1: You mean, other than the brewery that's been in your 324 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,879 Speaker 1: family for one hundred years. Are you familiar with the 325 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,479 Speaker 1: craft beer movement? Of course. I want to have my 326 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,800 Speaker 1: own little craft brewery, a place for novice singer songwriters 327 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:49,119 Speaker 1: to try out their material, a trivia contest once a week, 328 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,040 Speaker 1: a local hangout for co workers to get together after work, 329 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,480 Speaker 1: and totally fuck. But I guess that's all it's ever 330 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:58,320 Speaker 1: gonna be, just a dream. But why, you probably made 331 00:19:58,359 --> 00:20:01,359 Speaker 1: a fortune from your winnings betting a against brewster high. 332 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,240 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right on, Oh, I guess thought about wraps 333 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 1: things up. I'll tell you what. When I opened my 334 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 1: craft brewery. Let's get the gang together for a drink 335 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:17,760 Speaker 1: on the house. It's a date between friends friends, Yes, 336 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:24,280 Speaker 1: nothing more nothing. Two weeks later, we all got together 337 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 1: Brady's new craft brewery. Although we'd all grown a lot 338 00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:30,320 Speaker 1: in many ways, we were still the same kids we 339 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,200 Speaker 1: were two weeks ago, and we knew our friendship would 340 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,200 Speaker 1: last until the end of time or until we went 341 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:43,560 Speaker 1: to college, whichever came first. Article I've got to say, 342 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,560 Speaker 1: I thought listening to you read your draft to us 343 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,040 Speaker 1: for five hours was going to get stale, Like, what 344 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:53,680 Speaker 1: is this Harry Potter and the Cursed Child? It's okay, 345 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,400 Speaker 1: I've got a lot, so many twist and turns. Smaller 346 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,320 Speaker 1: mysteries were solved only to make room for larger mysteries hit. 347 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,040 Speaker 1: By the end, all our questions were answered. It really 348 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:06,879 Speaker 1: was written such fun characters, too likable, but also flaw people. 349 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,960 Speaker 1: I want to spend time now. That's because of the characters. 350 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:17,840 Speaker 1: Are you guys and we are spending time together? Sadly, 351 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,440 Speaker 1: the whole thing did a real number on mine and 352 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,760 Speaker 1: Bryn's relationship. That's right, I'm no longer attracted to Brady. 353 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:30,399 Speaker 1: I mean, we're still fucking no crazy speaking of your article, 354 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:33,400 Speaker 1: how's the newspaper doing. I'm glad you asked Dexter. Ever 355 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,400 Speaker 1: since the relaunch, it's been a huge success. So now 356 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,000 Speaker 1: when you stay at any holiday in Express or Springhill 357 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,840 Speaker 1: Suites by Marriott, you get a complimentary copy with your 358 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,199 Speaker 1: Continental breakfast. Hey, I've heard of those. Plus we just 359 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 1: closed a deal to run Classic Cathy comic strip. Well 360 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:56,280 Speaker 1: she ever Mary Irving. Hey, look there's Principal Fairweather. Who's 361 00:21:56,320 --> 00:22:03,760 Speaker 1: that silver fox with her? Hello? Okay, I'd like you 362 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:10,280 Speaker 1: to meet my fiance, Captain Jerry Mackenzie of the Air Force. Hello, kids, 363 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,320 Speaker 1: I'm Captain Jerry McKenzie of the Air Force. You know, 364 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,320 Speaker 1: I've heard so much about all of you, so it's 365 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:20,440 Speaker 1: kind of like I'm part of your friendship group or something. Nice. 366 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,240 Speaker 1: Principal fair Weather looks like you scored yourself a real winner. Yeah, 367 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,840 Speaker 1: I am a real winner. Hey. Also, kids, your Principle 368 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,639 Speaker 1: is a very wonderful and sexual lady. Oh and I 369 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,600 Speaker 1: just want you to know that as your second husband, 370 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,800 Speaker 1: I plan on taking really good care of her. Do 371 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,600 Speaker 1: you even know each other well enough? Well, every hour 372 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 1: in the air is like a week on the ground, 373 00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:41,560 Speaker 1: and we were on the air for two a whole hours, 374 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:48,119 Speaker 1: so two weeks, two weeks, two weeks. So yeah. As 375 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,720 Speaker 1: a matter of fact, we were thinking about getting married 376 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,960 Speaker 1: right here in this bar, because it's got so many 377 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,359 Speaker 1: special memories for us, like when we walked in a 378 00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,440 Speaker 1: minute ago, you remember, I do Hey. Also, we'd be 379 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,240 Speaker 1: happy to pay you, you know, whatever you want. I've 380 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,159 Speaker 1: got tons of one. You know what. It would be 381 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,040 Speaker 1: an honor and it's on the house. That's bad. That's 382 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,080 Speaker 1: even better if you play your cards right hide and 383 00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,400 Speaker 1: I might even do our famous full money mailstrip dance 384 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:17,760 Speaker 1: at the reception. But you know who I feel bad for, 385 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,760 Speaker 1: Coach Bagley. He bet on the team and lost a 386 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,679 Speaker 1: ton of money. Ah, but his wife bet against the 387 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:27,840 Speaker 1: team and they came out way ahead. Speaking of a head, 388 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,360 Speaker 1: there's one mystery I was never able to solve. Remember 389 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,600 Speaker 1: how we found that disembodied head in the vault in 390 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:39,679 Speaker 1: the basement of school yet horror, Oh that's my head. Huh. 391 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,480 Speaker 1: But that's a story for another season. Maybe the spring 392 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:55,000 Speaker 1: come on. Everybody, drinks are on me. This episode of 393 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,800 Speaker 1: Brewster High was written and directed by Jonathan Stern. It 394 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,280 Speaker 1: was performed by Lelon Bowden, Owen Burgs, Bernie, Jared Goldstein, 395 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:05,359 Speaker 1: Greg Hess, Rob Hubil, Peter Kim, Mike McCafferty, Veronica Sordio, 396 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:09,840 Speaker 1: Dwayne Perkins, Marcus, Ray, Sager, Shaik and Amy Silverberg. Executive 397 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,199 Speaker 1: produced by Keith Quinn and Jonathan Stern. Produced by Frannie Baldwin, 398 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,919 Speaker 1: Jack Brungardt, Natalie Gurgerley and Dave Salinger. Music by Matt Novak, 399 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Speaker 1: Greg Martin and Alison Newman. The supervising sound editor was 400 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,639 Speaker 1: Julie Diaz and the sound editor was Jack de Crane. 401 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:26,119 Speaker 1: Mixed by Brent Kaiser Sound Design and mixed at Unbridled Sound. 402 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:29,160 Speaker 1: Brewster High was a production of abominable pictures and honorable 403 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 1: mention for iHeartMedia from all of us here at Brewster 404 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,160 Speaker 1: High to all of you. Goodnight,