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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. I'm your host, Kevin.

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Speaker 1: Paul gets that Kevin about No, I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 1: Maybe if you let me listen to the flowers every day,

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Speaker 1: like I asked, I would know. But I digress. Let's

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Speaker 1: meet a Rockey shower in no particular. Please say good

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Speaker 1: afternoon to chriss Off. The water dances better than wolves.

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Speaker 1: Do you think you're ready to teach me to surf?

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Speaker 1: H I actually think about that a lot, that how

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Speaker 1: it would be fun to bring a friend to the water.

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Speaker 1: But um, but then I think I'm not good enough.

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Speaker 1: So no. Doug Bam wrote no in the chat. By

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Speaker 1: the way, Well, I don't know if he's editorializing. I

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Speaker 1: thought you've been thinking about teaching Kevin a lot, just

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Speaker 1: teaching people how to surf in general, or just like

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Speaker 1: wanting to have fun with my friends. You bring me out.

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Speaker 1: But I think surfing is very hard. Very it looks

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Speaker 1: very hard, Like there's that one version, or it's like

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Speaker 1: a sunny Saturday afternoon and you're just splashing around the water,

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Speaker 1: or there's like what I usually do, which is like

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Speaker 1: seven am, freezing cold. The waves are too big for me.

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Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, I'm on the sand at that point

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Speaker 1: ordering you some lunch. Yea, thank you. But you know,

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Speaker 1: if you if you need lessons, and I want to say, everybody,

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Speaker 1: check out Doug bat hit him up. He gives lessons

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Speaker 1: all the time, so just hit hit him up. He

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Speaker 1: just wrote no again. Hey it's James Heeney, Johnny Jim.

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Speaker 1: What's the furthest you've driven? I mean in one sitting,

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Speaker 1: I mean I've driven a lot. I think the furthest

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Speaker 1: I've driven was from um Chicago to California one day off,

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Speaker 1: one day off, just stopped getting off, I stopped at

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Speaker 1: one hotel. Um. How many miles is that Chicago? It's

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Speaker 1: like it's like three thousand miles are close. That's several

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Speaker 1: days for most people, right, a couple of days, three

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Speaker 1: days usually for me too. It's on a rare occation.

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Speaker 1: You go quicker than that. And how much coffee are

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Speaker 1: we talking about consumed? At that point? You having to

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Speaker 1: switch over to other kind of energy drinks. I'm not

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Speaker 1: really paying attention. And they there's Craig Kaikowski with his

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Speaker 1: movie review corner kakaw Kevin. I just saw Kong versus

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Speaker 1: Godzilla and Coong Winds in the story of the film,

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Speaker 1: but as an actor gave a better performance the way

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Speaker 1: that you say yeah in the spelling exam. And then

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Speaker 1: there's Jackie de Ruth, a j J best part about

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Speaker 1: your spring so far. So I will be starting to

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Speaker 1: foster a puppy starting today and that is definitely the

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Speaker 1: best part of um my whole year so far. Can

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Speaker 1: you give us a little info the puppy. Is it

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Speaker 1: like a little collie or is it a hug? It's

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Speaker 1: a popcake, which means that it is a feral dog

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Speaker 1: from the Caribbean Islands, a mix, a super mixed breed.

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Speaker 1: They call him a supermutt. And they're usually street dogs

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Speaker 1: and they're called popcakes because they eat from the bottom

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Speaker 1: of the pan and the cakes on fading. Straight dogs.

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Speaker 1: I like straight dogs, but those are hot dogs. Um.

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Speaker 1: If you look up pot cakes, I think you're gonna

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Speaker 1: like what you see. And it sounds like as in

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Speaker 1: a boiling pot cake, as in a birthday cake. It's

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Speaker 1: exactly what I'm saying, so fresh cake. You go through

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Speaker 1: so many gigs. They actually have very resilient stomachs because

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Speaker 1: they are used to just eating whatever they can garment.

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Speaker 1: How old is this puppy? Three months? I cannot wait

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Speaker 1: to hear updates. Uh as the year progresses and you

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Speaker 1: stay alive, you know, we're fostering for a week to

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Speaker 1: see if it's the right fit. And this is you

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Speaker 1: know the sea. It looks like a like a dingo.

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Speaker 1: You guys are going good. Oh, terrifying listening and not watching.

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Speaker 1: James is holding up the most terrifying looking breeds of animals.

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Speaker 1: And it's hilarious. And of course it's your patron supporter.

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Speaker 1: You get to stop. That's a poke. Poke, kiss his

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Speaker 1: jumper stomper. Tell everyone, and how often you still smoke

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Speaker 1: weed just so you can eat chocolate cake? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell the first off, let me just say this, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's just say that. Secondly, all right, what's

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Speaker 1: has been too long and I'm taking a break from

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Speaker 1: studying to do this. So if I fail my class,

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Speaker 1: I will blame it on everyone who has ever been

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Speaker 1: on alchemy This anyway, I seen suggestions. This ice cream

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Speaker 1: shop competes with fro you shop across the street. Take

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Speaker 1: it easy, everyone, Chance, order up. Yeah, do you have

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Speaker 1: any public cooler now you don't have that kind of

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Speaker 1: flavor youth diet he is sure, thank you. We have

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Speaker 1: diet rainbow sherbet, we have diet uhcake pumper Nickels begel

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Speaker 1: to kind of bread. I want something to taste sing

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Speaker 1: publican and nickel. Okay, sure, I misunderstood. We do have

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Speaker 1: ice cream. I can put a couple of nickels in it. Come,

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Speaker 1: come Larry Diane in my office now, oh man, take

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Speaker 1: off your little paper hats. Take them off. Take them off.

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Speaker 1: You're not scooping. Well, if I take off my paper hat,

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Speaker 1: then I'm just gonna have to throw it away. And

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Speaker 1: you know that these are these are not multi use hats.

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Speaker 1: Have I alread you noticed that we don't have customers

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Speaker 1: in the store pretty much all day? Not really enjoy

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Speaker 1: talking to Diane playing Patty Cake, playing Patty Cake that

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Speaker 1: he actually, even though he was born in Vermont, he

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Speaker 1: actually grew up in North Dakota. I've actually never met

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Speaker 1: someone from North Dakota. Crazy bit of trivia. Huh. Actually

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Speaker 1: want to keep your drops? Yes? Alright, Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to ask you both a level up, level up.

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Speaker 1: You feel like the words sabotage. I'm familiar with the

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Speaker 1: song how's that go? Okay, sabotage like that In North

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Speaker 1: Dakota they say sabotage. But then when I moved to Vermont, sabotage. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: here you idiots. Look across the street. You said that

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Speaker 1: line wrapped around that bro yo shop over her. It's

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Speaker 1: hard to miss. It's so, it's so, it's double tiered,

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Speaker 1: wrapped around. It's wrapped around. That would get confusing. God's

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Speaker 1: fucking line, dude, you know what I heard? Do you

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Speaker 1: know why this line so long? You know what your pants? Dude?

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Speaker 1: Come on, dude, stop man a right, I'm getting the

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Speaker 1: pants hammed, right, but I just every time, every time

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Speaker 1: I ask questions, it's always my god damn pants. Like

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm getting it fixed. Dragging in the mud

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Speaker 1: man looks cruise, Okay, funked up your carpet? My bad, dude,

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Speaker 1: you're bad. Yeah, you're back. Didn't hear about from my

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Speaker 1: mom for months? Line, I gotta go to the bathroom

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Speaker 1: across the street. Sorry, dude, if you leave, if you

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Speaker 1: lost your spot and I'm sorry, dude, come on, can

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Speaker 1: you hold my spot? Dude? Yeah, sure, I'll hold your spot,

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Speaker 1: no problem. You met you? What a jackass? Welcome to

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Speaker 1: scoops with a K and a Z. How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? I just gotta use a before I order anything.

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Speaker 1: I just need to use the bathroom really quick. Before

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Speaker 1: you order anything, Diane. Do we let people do that? Um?

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Speaker 1: I usually have to start dispensing the throyo before you. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you just said broo. All right, we sell ice kid

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Speaker 1: place across the street. Sorry, can I use the bathroom

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Speaker 1: really quick before I ordered my ice cream? She need flavor,

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Speaker 1: she needs to scoop the flavor first. Um. Okay, you're pissing.

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Speaker 1: You're pissing your pants right here. Okay, okay, okay, chipman,

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Speaker 1: Chip give them chip forgot chicks. I'll just hold I'll

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Speaker 1: hold the two scoops right here for you. Oh holy shi,

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Speaker 1: it didn't think anyone whatever coming into this bathroom. Man. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: Hold on, Bunny, this is where I'm lat man all right,

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Speaker 1: now hold you're in the living room. Man, Oh I'm

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Speaker 1: Staying's a throw rug man, Dan a man, you get

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Speaker 1: your get a car and you get a car. That

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Speaker 1: ship and rewind that man. We type all Oprah's old

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Speaker 1: sets and we put them on Where are we there?

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Speaker 1: We Yetah, Welcome to the funny Firm. I am Oprah.

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Speaker 1: You haven't taken care of a podcake? Tan Larry. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't look at him, don't look at don't look at her.

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Speaker 1: Don't look at her. Don't look at him, look at me.

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Speaker 1: Stop look at each other, Let on each other's him

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Speaker 1: look at me, Sorr. He just got deep eyes. I

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Speaker 1: mean it's hard like once I get in, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: come straight. You two are in love with each other. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I can't play. I just said that. That's that's a fact.

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Speaker 1: That's a fact. And too, Diane, have you been eating?

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Speaker 1: Throw you from across the street? Yes, yes, yes, sorry?

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Speaker 1: Are you you're nervous? You're nervous parts when she's nervous? Larry, Larry,

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Speaker 1: have you had any thro you from across the street?

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Speaker 1: Have you had any of it? Sorry? Alright, alright, you

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Speaker 1: know what, lock up, let's let's take a break. I

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Speaker 1: want us to read to Mark cross the street and

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Speaker 1: see what's so good about that? What do you say? Ok?

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Speaker 1: I mean I can tell you what's good about Oh

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Speaker 1: darn me. I wanted to come into this confection establishment

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Speaker 1: and spend somewhere of seven thousand million dollars, but it

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Speaker 1: seems the ice cream shop is closed. Well that's just

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Speaker 1: how it is. Hey, Rummy, get away from that storefront there.

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Speaker 1: We've had it with your type. Keep walking. Oh you'll

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Speaker 1: never catch me, right, right, your aristocrat, We get it.

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Speaker 1: Keep walking. Everyone in my family is in bread. Excuse us,

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Speaker 1: excuse us. Coming through doesn't matter. If there's a line

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Speaker 1: we're cutting, we own the coming through. Excuse me. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean maybe boyd nickels, but those

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Speaker 1: are too many nickels you could have got so outright

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Speaker 1: thrown away? Yeah, yeah, you know who I am? Uh nope?

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Speaker 1: Should I look real close? Are you Brad Pitt? Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's such a nice compliment. He's been he's being an asshole.

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Speaker 1: Are you here? Larry? Tell them all we work? Yeah, Larry,

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Speaker 1: tell me where you work? Well, it's right here in

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Speaker 1: my paper. Hats scoops, heard about Joe. Sorry, business ain't

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Speaker 1: so good? But can we move this along? I got

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Speaker 1: a line two stories high. I want I want a sample.

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Speaker 1: I want a sample of your popular flavor. Now, okay,

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Speaker 1: here you can I actually suggest, instead of the most

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Speaker 1: popular flavor, if you do a little mix of the

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Speaker 1: terror Root and the dul City. It's actually really good

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Speaker 1: to get. It's a surprising mix. It's not the most popular,

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Speaker 1: but it is. Try this. It's called popcake. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: it called pop That one's different. What do you think

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Speaker 1: that's the best review we've had. He's crying. Tastes like cake,

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Speaker 1: and it tastes like pop. We call it popping in

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Speaker 1: North Dakota. I moved to Vermont. It's soda. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe you guys got such a cool pattern here. This

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Speaker 1: is pretty sweet. How doout I go get you guys?

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Speaker 1: Through you from answers? Question? Man? Yeah, what was the

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Speaker 1: question place? It's so funny. Great, you're gonna scoop? Oh? No,

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Speaker 1: you want to scoop from here? I guess I could.

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Speaker 1: Hey Hey Jackie Jackie Hey? Hey? Um wow? What a

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Speaker 1: mean my pea. Sorry, I could want it. I could pop.

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Speaker 1: all right, let's try Greig. Look at you going for

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Speaker 1: just remember when I saw you coming? I got it.

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Speaker 1: familiar with um? Are you later? Alright? Hey? How are you? Hey?

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Speaker 1: good friend left? I wouldn't say he ditched me? Did

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Speaker 1: Know there's no interacting, just letters speak. Um. I came

416
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: across my other animals, body parts just scattered about. Hey,

417
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: Bob looks Um. We appreciate you running these meetings, but

418
00:29:54,240 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: you interrupted, you interrupted? Uh, Jackie and Chris, don't do this.

419
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: Don't do this Chris, I just feel like I stepped

420
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: in on your behalf ones and it fucking take me

421
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: Jackie for me, for me, I can speak up for

422
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: myself if I find it necessary. Kid, you're very small.

423
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: You're very small my body, and now you're going to

424
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 1: talk about my I didn't mean it like that. I

425
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: didn't mean it like that. I'm just Chris. I'm sorry.

426
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to remove you from all kind of

427
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: group activities in general. What do you mean why because

428
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: I said Jackie had a small body. I didn't know

429
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: that you said that. Sadies, I know I have a SMA.

430
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: I know you can't even say that. Joey. I know

431
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: you wanted a complimentary body, but you can't. I just

432
00:30:53,040 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: a small sweater. Yeah. Scene three. Scene three. Scene three

433
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: comes from Barbarbara, who wrote, I've been listening since the beginning,

434
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: and I am always surprised by the direction the suggestions

435
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: take yes to a lot of the show. Scene suggestion

436
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: adults take over the playground equipment at a park. Barbara

437
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: just getting my wraps in. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me?

438
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: This is do you guys? Do you guys mind? I

439
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: brought my kids here for a play date. Are you

440
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: at mommy? Can we use the equipment? Just one secondary bars?

441
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: Are they my bitch? Oh my god, don't at least

442
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: use that language. Okay, these guys are they're working out?

443
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: Playground at that like this is a kid's place, Mommy.

444
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: Is he in pain? There's a lot of crying, you know,

445
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: he's he's working out. I don't mean talk about your

446
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: parents and ship, but your kids got a lot of

447
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: excess fat, but turning into must Oh my god, bitch, Barry.

448
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: You know what, Sometimes strangers are bad, dangerous, but when

449
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: you're with your mom you can trust something. Strangers make

450
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: him your bitch? Okay, this is you know what, Barry?

451
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: You know what, Barry. I think he's got a point

452
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: and you do kind of need to work out, and

453
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: maybe these can be some good role models to you. Yes, yes,

454
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: you play too many video games. Fortnite is not a sport. Okay,

455
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: how much money would it cost me to have you

456
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 1: to train my child to get some of that? You know?

457
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: He just take a pause. Let's talk about that, alright,

458
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 1: Zeke training a kid. Uh, there's two of us though.

459
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: Are you talking to yourself? Are you talking to me? No,

460
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: I'm conferring with you. I'm conferring with but also talking

461
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: to myself and talking to myself to it. Okay, I'm

462
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: gonna say so. Yeah, it's three bed too bad as

463
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: you saw. Um, it's I mean a lot of room

464
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: for improvement, you know, to fix her upper. I think

465
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: the price is right. Once you follow me over here. Yeah,

466
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: well we're used to just being in the toilet room,

467
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: so I mean, I think anything is gonna be good. Really,

468
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, Well, m once you have a seat

469
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: on this swing, I'll sit on this swing and we

470
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: will discuss the next steps. All right. My partner's around

471
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: here somewhere, probably from behind nice, so if we can

472
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: get back to business here. You have a kitchen. It

473
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: has a kitchen and has a kitchen. Yeah? Is he one?

474
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: Is he one of those superheroes? Yeah? I believe it's

475
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: power of love. Man. I think he's able to love

476
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: people in a way that just I heard. I heard

477
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: Joey Greer hires people like that, beings like that, like

478
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: goblins and such goblins. That's the word I'm looking. Excuse me,

479
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: Is this real estate deal almost done? Because I want

480
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: to use the swings? Yeah, just County tannon will be

481
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 1: done backwards backwards. Yeah, that'd be cool. Okay, so that

482
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: your no, just put that twenty per cent. You know

483
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: what I mean? Are you prepared to put down payment?

484
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I mean. I came with all

485
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: the gold I had, so I'm down to do whatever

486
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: you know to one. Did I give you a poster in?

487
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 1: All right? Great, I'll think a look at your gold

488
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,760
Speaker 1: and uh we'll move you in as soon as possible.

489
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: Hold on, buddy, I'm just gonna have you look at

490
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: my gold. Alright kid, this is precious family gold here.

491
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: All right Now, I'm minded for as long as I

492
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: can remember before Mike pap being Bam bamd Pappy did too.

493
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: Now this is everything I got. Don't get him gone.

494
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: Come out, have a sip of water. Have a sip

495
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: of water. All right? Up? They say some for the fish?

496
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: Is that serious to alright, Cad. You're gonna start by

497
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: going just across the monkey bars like a normal care

498
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: But eventually you're gonna get so pumped up like he

499
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 1: can meat, you're gonna be able to pull up infecially.

500
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: You're gonna get so pumped up because he could meat,

501
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,240
Speaker 1: you'll be able to lift the monkey bars out the ground. Okay,

502
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: let me lift me up so I can grab the

503
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: monkey bars. Okay, okay, okay, So do I just go

504
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: for the next wonder? How do I just just just

505
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 1: let one with one arm let go? But then also

506
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: with that same arm dangling straight down from one? Hey, Tina,

507
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,959
Speaker 1: look when I have Barry on my weekends, he keeps

508
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: talking about his uncle Zeke's and two people. It's uncle's Zeke's.

509
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 1: You bring him men into the house. I thought we

510
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: had a No, No, I wouldn't we make you don't.

511
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: He's just making up these uh, these fictional uncles. No.

512
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,399
Speaker 1: They take him to the playground and that's where he's been.

513
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've noticed, but Barry's getting what

514
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 1: we call cut. He do well, not what you call

515
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: because you don't work out. Okay, wait, okay, I can

516
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: work out as hard as anybody else. So you're telling

517
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 1: me what that there's some Zeke's. So there's a Zeke.

518
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: There's a couple of Seeks at the playground and they've

519
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: been working out and they're helping Barry getting No. No,

520
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: one needs to help bar you but his old man.

521
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get down to that park and I'm gonna

522
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: take care of these zekes. This sucks. Man. The bar

523
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: is like no one's here at the goddamn bar. I

524
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: just see all the adults everyone, I know, all our

525
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: regular just going to the playgrounds. Do we gotta start

526
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: We gotta start marketing to kids. I don't know what,

527
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say, but we gotta get

528
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: kids in this bar. I don't know what else to do. Look,

529
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: Diane and I got fired from our last job, and

530
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: you know, we we want to make this bar happen.

531
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: It feels like it's just a recurring thing in our

532
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: lives that whatever business we touched turns to ship. I

533
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: mean literally, yeah, truly, especially across ice cream, because we're

534
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: going to really we're gonna really blow up the joint

535
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: with that. Well, then you two are fired. Can we

536
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: be fired? If be technically we were just training for

537
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: a week. So Tally turns to ship, literal ship, And

538
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: I think when you just crap themselves, that's what he

539
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: does when he wasn't at least it was whatever, It

540
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: doesn't matter who would it z? Hey, what are you idiots?

541
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 1: Name Zeke? Yeah, both of us dumback what think you

542
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: don't learn your life with these fucking muscles. You mind

543
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 1: a person with muscles like these who's also named Zeke. Yeah,

544
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: and you're going to form a bond. Yeah, you're going

545
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: to form a bond. Alright. Look, this is my boy

546
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: right here. You guys know Barry getting shred it dude?

547
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 1: All right, leave him alone. I'll be a trainer from

548
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: now one. Okay, who then? Are you kidding me? Dude?

549
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 1: Fund up man? Yeah, you've got stripped like trapezoids. You're

550
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: a shrimp body man. You look like where he triesn't

551
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 1: even have them. Hey, hey kid, you want something to drink?

552
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: You like alcohol? I don't know. I've never had an alcohol. Um,

553
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to drop up business for this bar place.

554
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: I've never been inside up there, beer wine, cocktails? What

555
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 1: are you telling? Really? You know, I'm his girlfriend, and

556
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: I think it's that he drinks. That's amazing, that's amazing.

557
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:39,280
Speaker 1: I just kind of thought, I'm yeah, so crazy you out, Billy, Billy,

558
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Billy? We're playing? Yeah, I think

559
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,879
Speaker 1: I'm going to go into this place. These guys want

560
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: me to come into their holy ship. You too, I

561
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: haven't seen this bar this full ever, I mean, I've

562
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: never and her another round over here? Order on? You

563
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: got it? Can we get one of those benches you

564
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: don't want the excuse me, mr, excuse me? Do you

565
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: have a puke bucket or something? And you were on

566
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 1: the floor? Okay, buddy, okay, it's like the roadhouse grill

567
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: except hey, now look Dan, you're doing a good job

568
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: right with this bar. You all these kids here, here's

569
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: my here's my pitch to you. Okay, okay, start selling

570
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: them cocaine. Chris, I can't do that, Okay, I just

571
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: why can't I Just like, I'll let you live in

572
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: my back house for a little bit. You tore that up.

573
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: You're not coming into my business, all right. It's just

574
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: can I get a cup of water? Please? No? Man,

575
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: the fish excuse me, sir excuse me, sir h person.

576
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: I was going to ask him about the puke bucket?

577
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: Is there anyway to score some blue? Oh? Baby? Uh Jackie,

578
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 1: I just want to say thank you so much for

579
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 1: joining us before you get your pot cake puppy. Thank

580
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: you for having me on the day I get my

581
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: pot cake puppy too. Foster me. You know, have you

582
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: thought about some names like killer or mongrel, um juggler.

583
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: He's well, she's already named or Zoe, which I sure's

584
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: kind of cute. Yeah, like um little thing orzo So

585
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: we'll see. Do we think she got that name because

586
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: she rips out people's guts and turns them into like

587
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: a puffy pasta? Yeah? Probably, yeah, probably. Well, I can't

588
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 1: wait to hear more about I know, I can't wait

589
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: to thin. And congrats to you and your squirrel with

590
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:21,479
Speaker 1: an umbrella, and Jamie added some zucchini. It's going great.

591
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: We don't know if it's the same squirrel or he's

592
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: told or she's told others. It's difficult. We're gonna start

593
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: tagging him, so I'll let you know. How about that? Awesome?

594
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. Oh please, Craig Atkowski, thank you

595
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: so much for being here. As always, my pleasure. That

596
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 1: that whole berry berry discussion remind me that in the

597
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: standard American accent berry berry and berry, i e. The name,

598
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: the food, and the verbs are all pronounced the same

599
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: the same way, like Mary, Mary and Mary, like Mary Christmas, Mary,

600
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: would you marry me? But in certain regional accents, like

601
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 1: in the Northeast, they will distinguish between all three of

602
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: these words. Also, the strawberry is not a berry, but

603
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: the banana is the bananas bay in a sentence as

604
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: a film, Uh look, I don't want a berry berry blueberry.

605
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,240
Speaker 1: Murderer Win was the answer. I was looking for murder

606
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: Berry Win, not the hotel. Check it out. It's available

607
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 1: to stream Murray Murder Berry when the the indie film Craig. Yeah,

608
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: go back. Listen to the previous episode where I read

609
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: out the web back dress. I'm not gonna pull up again. No, no,

610
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 1: let people find google murder Berry Win. Yeah, thank you

611
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: for that. Joey Greer, you're welcome. Yeah cool. James Heeney,

612
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna actually repeat what I said on the previous episode.

613
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: It is really important because all of the people review

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00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: this podcast any which way they can alight it tunes preferred.

615
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Speaker 1: But this is the last week, whatever day it is

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Speaker 1: that you're listening to this, it's actually the last day

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Speaker 1: to make sure that you get your review in on time.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you could do it afterwards, but it's important

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Speaker 1: when they're like this after the fact. It's the last

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Speaker 1: day the case. But that's the truth. Yes, So go

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