WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: “Powerful Lard Butt” Mail Bag 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kutbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.400 Wow. 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:22.320 It's a clearinghouse of hot takes. Break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:28.480 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:36.000 In the air Ayway. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:40.400 Maller and Danny g Radio and a Happy Sunday due 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:44.600 it's National Brownie Day today. It's a recovery day after 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:49.000 the malar ugly sweater party that took place last night. 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:53.120 What a shindig yet again, we'll I want to as 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:54.880 we like to say, and I know Terry and England 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:58.520 specifically loves this when we do this on Sunday, Danny, 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:00.680 Terry always gets excited when we point out when we 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:03.200 have a big event on a Saturday. What we like 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:05.640 to do here on the Fifth Hour podcast is let 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:08.040 it breathe. Right, you always say, Danny, let it breathe 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:11.320 kind of thoughts and all that, right, Yeah. 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:13.240 It has nothing to do with the timing of the 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:16.960 podcast or anything like that. Oh, we don't record this 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:20.760 a week ago, you know what I mean? Like otherwise, Ben, 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:23.240 how how would you even know it was passover if 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:24.720 we recorded this two weeks ago? 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:25.240 Oh? 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:27.320 No idea, no idea, you know. And it was a 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:33.440 of course that was a metaphorical passover on yesterday, it. 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:37.640 Was, but it was I heard it was a drug 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:41.320 fueled party. Maybe a third criminals, and then half of 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:44.199 the crowd there was like pd. Yeah. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:46.160 Well, as somebody pointed out, you know, it's tough when 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:48.480 you invite radio people because most people on radio have 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:51.480 a you know, criminal history, and then you have police 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:52.520 who are there. 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:55.680 But yeah, your wife at one of your party, she said, 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:58.800 how could you guys smoke back here? Do you know 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:01.360 how many laws officers are here? 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:04.720 Yeah? Well the good thing is police officers usually when 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:07.640 they're not on duty, very very chill, very they like 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:09.160 to have I like to have a good time. They're 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:17.960 pretty pretty relaxed. Today is National Lard Day, So if 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:19.520 you enjoy some pig fat, I. 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:21.000 Feel like you just made that up. 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:24.679 No, no, no, Every December eighth is National lard Day. 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:28.800 Yeah, but like real okay, so real lard because My 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:32.200 mom used to tell my stepdad, would you get off 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:33.160 your lard ass? 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.600 Oh yeah, yeah, you know, I know, yeah for sure, 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:37.520 but no, it's actually a pig fat has been a 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:41.200 staple going back, you know, many many years. Bad publicity, 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:45.400 of course for pig fat led to the introduction of 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:51.040 vegetables shortening Howard Stern's old PD pig fat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:56.280 it's uh, that's great. I love that. Lard over butter, Lard, 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:59.440 a cheaper substitute, became a popular became a popular as 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:04.280 butter in the nineteenth century, but in the early nineteen hundreds, 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:10.400 negative publicity. Demand slowed down for lard following the release 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:14.359 of Upton Sinclair's novel The Jungle, which generated bad publicity 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:18.120 for the product. Nineteen oh seven, Lard without pig fat, 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:26.840 a German chemist, introduced especially concocted product that led to 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:29.360 the invention of crisco. So then that I mean, I 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:33.720 give you all kinds of lard facts. It's all about lard. 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:38.040 It's also national It's National Brownie Day today and I 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:41.240 did make some brownies for the malar Ugly Sweater Party. 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:47.800 The brownie from the Palmer House Hotel in eighteen ninety three, 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:53.720 the Great Bertha Palmer, prominent Chicago socialite, husband owned the hotel, 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:57.320 and they were futzing around there in that kitchen and 0:03:57.400 --> 0:04:00.320 they ended up coming up with the brownie. Just think 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:03.760 if you were around before eighteen ninety three and you 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:06.520 you had not had the delicious brownie, but the Palmer 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:10.840 House brownie legend. They should have kept that under wraps there. 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:13.800 And then the Brownie Scouts, the Girl Scout Brownie group, 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:16.520 they were originally called the Rosebuzz. That was in nineteen. 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:18.599 I mean, I got I gotta full of fuck, you know. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:21.039 Let's get to the mail bag. Let's get to thetail bag. 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:24.160 Here we go, let's go, Ohio, get off your lard butt. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:32.160 It's bag. 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:42.760 All right, thank you, Ohio. Al And these are actual 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:45.479 letters from actual listeners. If you would like to send 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:48.760 a message in for a future mail bag, you can 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:53.679 do that care of Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:56.800 That's Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com if you 0:04:56.839 --> 0:05:00.159 would like to take part in the first one up 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:04.840 is from Marcus Insane Antonio. The Alamo City says dear 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:08.320 Ben big Ben and Danny G. I recently sent a 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:12.919 request for coop and Danny G. Revisited to be featured 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:17.680 on the fifth Hour and figured give my big board 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:23.200 wish list for FSR personalities that Ben should have on 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:27.640 in the near future. Please feel free to expound at 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:31.320 your leisure. And he's got a He says, this is 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.440 not in no way a list, This is just my 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:34.400 own big board. 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:37.560 So he's pro bono producing. 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:40.440 He's helping you out, Dan. He says, Danny got Brian Billick. 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:46.400 This list should be a piece of cake. Number five. 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:51.359 Number five, He says, number five is Bernie Fortello, but 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:53.480 I think he means Bernie Fratto. 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:58.080 Bernie Frato. He wants Bernie on number four. 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:02.960 For Chris Myers, my old partner, Chris Myers form the 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:04.280 NFL on Fox. 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:06.560 Oh, he kids, because he cares. 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:09.720 Yeah, I can guarantee you, Marcus, we're gonna have Chris 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:13.039 Myers on this podcast. In fact, the holidays are coming up, Danny, 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:15.280 so you know, do some interview podcasts. 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:20.599 Well, Ben, thank you for having me on number three. 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:22.920 I can guarantee you Chris Miles to come on because 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.720 he's pimping a book, so I will guarante that will 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:32.320 come on number three. The pe Petrose Papa Dakas that 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:33.960 is Petros is you know? 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:38.240 Ye, I go back with Pee. I used to dial 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:40.760 him up every week to be on Klay Travis's show. 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:43.800 You had. I knew Petrols when he played running back 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:46.400 or full back at USC and they were terrible, and 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.599 we had him on as a guest when he was 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:51.360 playing in college at SC, so I've I've known him 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:55.320 since those days. And Petro's very kind over the day. 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.880 I know him much better than Matt money Smith. I 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:00.480 know Matt a little bit, but I don't know him 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:01.800 that Petros. I have his number. 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:04.320 We yeah once a while, dude, that guy's good on 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:06.320 the radio in the afternoon with Petros, but he's one 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.599 of the worst play by play guys in the whole league. 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:16.080 All right, that was not helpful. Chargers number two, number 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:20.240 number number two. It is from Marcus and san Antonio's 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:22.960 is not a list, it's a big board and he 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:25.960 wants us to break it all down here. These are 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:29.880 people he wants to have on and a number two 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:33.560 Clay Travis Clay. Would you think Clay would do this? 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:34.080 You think Clay? 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:35.840 Uh, yeah, he probably would. 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:38.280 All right, I'd love to have Clay. I want to 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:40.040 know what it's like to be in that world, like 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:43.720 to go from sports guy to political guy and have 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:45.960 to deal with all the political bullshit that you have 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:46.640 to deal with. 0:07:47.000 --> 0:07:48.960 The problem with getting him to do an interview is 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:52.960 he's distracted a lot with everything going on around him. Yeah, 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:55.320 so I feel like it would be like an eighteen 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:58.400 minute interview. And then remember who did you talk to? 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:00.480 Where they had to go because they were in the car. 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:04.080 It was that rams uh Jackie Slater. 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:07.080 Yes, remember how the Slater interview ended? 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:08.600 What in the world. 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:12.880 He's like, Ben, They're telling me I got to get 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:15.640 out of the car now, And it was so awkward 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:18.320 the ending of that. I feel like maybe Clay would 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:19.480 get cut off like that. 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.360 Yeah, but we put on for a few minutes. If 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:24.560 you if, well, we should get him on at some point. 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:27.239 I'd love to find out, because that's that's wild. 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:27.400 Now. 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:30.200 He you talk about big time jobs and you know, 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:31.520 I mean he worked with Clay for a while, but 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:34.720 to replace Rush Limbaugh, Holy crap. I mean that is 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:38.560 he was the biggest star in radio for thirty years, 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:39.360 Rush Limbaugh. 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:42.120 And yeah, yeah, we stood outside of his La studio 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:44.959 like little kids. Yeah, you were trying to get his pen. 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:47.200 I did get him. I did get his pen. I 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:50.360 have a pen in my collection. But yeah, I told 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:52.160 the I was telling the rain of the story of 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:53.559 the and I think I said this on the air. 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:53.920 I don't know. 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:55.319 I talk a lot Danny, as you know, so I 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:56.520 don't know if it was on the air or off 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:59.000 the air, who knows. But we were having a conversation 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:02.240 about when limb Ball came out to do the show 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:04.360 and how he was such a big deal. He only 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:06.160 did the show from LA a week or two a year, 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:10.120 but he has own studio, and they'd send out memos 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:12.640 at premiere, like you got to dress up. Rush is 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:15.040 gonna be here. You know, everyone clean up. They'd always 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:16.840 make sure it was nice and all that. 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:19.800 Rush body guard security. 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:22.640 Yeah, but then Rush would get dropped off from a 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:27.600 limo and he'd walk in smoking a cigar. Didn't really care, 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:29.080 you know, you just want to do a show and 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:33.480 get tell out of there. It was as I remember it, Yeah, it. 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.280 Was crazy because I did drugs with him in the 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:40.240 FSR bat. 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:43.440 Well, who hasn't you know? That's anyway and number one, 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:47.920 number one Marcus and san Antonio. He says, in no 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:50.440 way is this a list. This is his own big board, 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:56.319 he says, toe knee brew. No, the great Tony Bruno. 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:57.600 It's an outrage. 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:57.920 Man. 0:09:58.080 --> 0:09:59.319 Oh yeah, we've had Tony on a. 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.040 Couple of times. Yeah, yeah, been there, done that. 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:04.079 Tony will absolutely come back. I love Tony. Tony was 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.200 one of my heroes in radio when I was younger, 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:09.680 and he's living the great life there in Florida. So yeah, 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:13.480 of this, definitely we can get Bernie, Chris Myers. I 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:16.000 think Petros would do it. Timing would be a problem 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:18.800 on that because of our schedules trying to get a 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:23.480 time to have him do the pod. Clay that's up 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:25.280 to you, Danny, if you can see if Clay will 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:27.679 do it. And Tony, I definitely. You know, Tony's a 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.480 buddy of mine, so I could definitely get Tony. So 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:31.679 I think we could do all five of them. Yeah, 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:38.080 it's a doable list. We just need all questions preapproved, Like, yeah, yeah, 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:41.320 I gotta Bernie Fratto's good to a man that we send 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:42.920 a list of questions. 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:48.280 Yes, Bernie Fratto's personal PR director is gonna have to 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:51.240 uh okay everything oh man. 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:54.320 Uh And Marcus says, I'll never forget waking up to 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:56.960 Tony Bruno doing play by play on nine to eleven. 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:00.640 If you can only get one, get Tony on here 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:03.560 so we can hear a great conversation between the uh, 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.280 he says, a couple of Hall of famers. We're very 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:07.320 kind of you to say, not a Hall of Famer 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:09.839 Tony is though. I think Tony's in Loby, Happy Honick, 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:12.840 and merry Christmas. Call Marcus in San Antonio. Thank you, Marcus, 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.800 and we will effort that. We'll have to figure out 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:18.480 we'll have to time out the schedule, Danny. So the 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:21.080 weekends that we don't want to do the live will 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:23.760 do the they call that. They call them bank shows. 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:25.480 Isn't that what they call them bank shows? When you 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:28.280 do an interview earlier in the weeks, like a bank show. 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:31.080 The producers in the hallway, they're like, it's in the can. 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:34.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So we'll have plan that we 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:37.839 get Christmas and we've gotten New Year's and so those 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:41.000 weeks that were probably not going to be all that 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:44.600 interested in coming in here, we'll just line up Bernie 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:48.200 and Myers and Petros and Clay and Tony and all that. 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:51.240 Will conference call all of them and it will be 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:52.679 the party line from hell. 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:57.680 Oh what a nightmare that would be? All right. Next 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:00.520 up on the Mailbag, ALF from the Sunshine State Rights 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:03.920 and he says, Hey, Ben and Danny, since you've been 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:08.480 met up with your former podcast partner recently, can you 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:12.360 confirm the rumor that he recently moved in with former 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:18.120 Mailbag contributors Helen and Stu in Florida. From ALF, Yeah, 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:20.200 I don't know what happened to Helen Stue. 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:22.360 I don't think they're with us any longer. 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:24.960 At the same time, though, they both checked out at 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:25.679 the same time. 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:28.360 Well, when you're connected at the hip like that, one 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:33.040 usually goes and one follows pretty quickly shortly after. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:34.760 Yeah, I don't know. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:37.640 I hope not. I hope I'm wrong, But it was 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:40.600 weird how they just completely disappeared all of a sudden. 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:45.160 Well, yeah, it's easier my experience doing the podcast on 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:48.160 the radio show. When there's power couples that listen to 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:52.679 the show man and woman, there's two reasons they stopped listening. 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:56.000 One is their dead, the other is they get divorced. 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:59.000 Remember we had the couple in Kentucky that sent the 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:01.880 North Kentucky hat I got. 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.280 Yeah, I do remember them. Yeah, yeah, and. 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:06.680 They broke up. They got divorced. That's why they stopped listening, 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:10.240 because they was they listened together to the show, and 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:13.200 then when they got divorced, they wanted nothing to do 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:15.080 with each other because they you know, they got divorced, 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:15.520 and so they do. 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:18.120 Do you think you're in the divorce papers like with 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:19.440 the attorneys at the table? 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:19.920 Oh? 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:23.640 Probably yes, who gets custody of mallor. 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:27.160 Yeah, the the Hilltop or what was it call the 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:30.880 team Northern Kentucky or something like that hill I think 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:31.840 it was Hilltopp or something. 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:32.319 I forget. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:36.160 It's a funny hat. Though it's cool at Mike snowed 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:38.599 in and Fullerton writes and says, hey, Ben and Danny g. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:42.720 Winter hasn't started yet, but it sure feels it came earlier. 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:46.679 In Fullerton, Burr. It's too cold to be outdoors for long. 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.720 So the past the time, I've just been drinking hot cocoa, 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:52.640 playing Monopoly and listening to your fine podcast. Have you 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:56.280 guys ever been snowed in before? And have you ever 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:00.200 finished the game of Monopoly? It's not easy, believe me, 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:04.440 says Mike uh snowed No, I've never been snowed in. 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:07.280 I've been a kid. I went on a camping trip 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:09.320 when I was in junior high school. It was snow 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:10.040 it was pretty cool. 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:11.000 We didn't get snowed in. 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:15.200 Uh. I've been in snow several times over the years, 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:17.439 but usually in cities, and you're not snowed in when 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:20.120 you're in a city. So no, And I don't remember 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:23.840 ever finishing a Monopoly game. Usually what Monopoly just decided 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:26.160 to stop at some point and you just give up. 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:28.440 That's usually how that works. What about you, Danny, ever 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:29.960 snowed in anywhere? No? 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.760 I met that player snowed in who plays for the 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:33.640 Raiders defense. 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:36.400 Hey, no, No, I thought that was That was the 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:40.320 guy in Russia. That's remember the snowed whistle guy. Yeah, 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:41.920 that guy. No. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:45.400 The closest I've ever come to freezing to death. I 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:48.640 spent a weekend up in Big Bear. As you know, 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:52.200 it gets super cold and snow's a lot there. I 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:54.800 couldn't find an uber. I had no idea that ubers 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:58.120 and lyfts were almost non existent in that little town. 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.480 So I went to like this cool little bar that 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:03.600 had live music, and I stayed till like one thirty 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:06.440 in the morning, paid my tab and then tried to 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:09.080 get an uber and there was nothing. So I had 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:11.440 to walk all the way back to the little cabin 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:14.800 I had, and I almost froze to death. You killed it. 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:21.800 I had. My coldest night was in Stanford, Connecticut. I 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:24.840 was doing stuff at NBC and I was standing at 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:28.560 a hotel. It was like four blocks right, so I 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:32.640 said it was It was in the wintertime, and it 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:34.520 was I know, it was cold, and all you know, 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:36.760 I'd flown in from La I was there. I'd go 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.800 out for like a week and then come back. I 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:40.400 did one week a month. So I was there, it 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:42.720 was winter, it was cold, whatever, and I was going 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:44.720 to meet some of the guys that work on the 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:49.520 show over at Bobby Bobby V's Bobby Valentine's restaurant over 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:52.960 there in Kennetic. So I looked on my phone. I 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:56.720 could get a taxi or an uber or whatever they had, 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:59.720 or I could just walk. This probably goes back to 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:04.280 many twenty eleven, twenty twelve, so it's been a while. 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:08.760 But anyway, I'm walking and it wasn't that bad walking there, 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.960 but on the way back, oh my god, it was 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:15.000 so cold. My hand. I couldn't feel my hands. My 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:18.840 nose was all like red. No, it was so terrible. 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:21.560 It is a scary feeling when you're walking and you 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:26.080 start losing feeling in your hands. And I remember slipping. 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:28.240 On black ice racist. 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:31.360 I couldn't find my footing and I thought to myself, 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:34.520 how the hell do people do this for an entire season? 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:38.760 That's well, you don't go out much, I guess. Ryan 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:41.640 Sea writes in from the Commonwealth. He says, hey, Ben 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:46.040 and Danny sucks to hear that masshole Mickey, I'll hear 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:48.160 about mass Will mackeyrit May he rest in peace. Guys. 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:52.440 If you don't know, I am in Shrewsbury, mass which 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:56.240 is in Worcester County, so the Malor meet and greet. 0:16:56.520 --> 0:17:00.200 I am in for Polar Park from my doorstep up 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:03.840 is seven minutes away. Also, I'm trying to get my 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:11.879 intern internship with the Wooster wo Socks or the Worcester 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:16.879 Red Sox, take your preference. When is this potentially happened? 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:22.720 He says, that's much love that is from Ryan. So yeah, Ryan, 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:25.600 this is somebody that Massel Mickey before he died, was 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:29.200 he was going to make happen We've had another listener 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:31.960 who has picked up the ball on this, but it's 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:35.479 really dependent on the TV show it gets picked up 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:38.280 for season three. We do the show out of Boston, 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:43.040 so I will be there usually late July early August, 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:45.879 and it's just dependent on that. If they pick up 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:48.400 season three of the TV show, then I'll be back 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:50.840 there filming stuff for the TV show and meeting with 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:53.240 those people, and then I'll have a couple extra days 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:56.040 to play around with and I'd like to enjoy it 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:59.760 in New England. I love that area, and so I 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:03.119 will let you guys know, and we'll hopefully be able 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:05.640 to plan an event if the Woo Socks are in. 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:09.200 If they're in the Woo Woo Socks, that would be 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:09.960 a lot of fun I'd have. 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:13.200 Yeah, we got to get some sort of little tribute 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:15.080 there at the stadium for Masshole Mickey. 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:19.680 Yeah, for sure. Great dude with big supporter of ours obviously, 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:21.919 and a guy that's trying to live his life. Man, 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:24.639 just stay out help problem. And I'm not sure exactly 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:26.119 what led to the accident it was. 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:29.359 Yeah, there was no Hey, Benny, even if one of 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:34.480 our Mallard Militia members spray paints his name on the stadium. 0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:36.480 That would be awesome. Not that we. 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:41.720 Recommend vandalism, but if it were to happen, No, it's yeah. 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:46.040 If it's very tastefully done and you duct Tapa banana 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:47.560 next to it. 0:18:47.080 --> 0:18:51.119 It's hard. Yeah, both millions of dollars. Yeah, Kevin in 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:54.240 Kansas rights in. He says, Dear Ben and Danny g. 0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:56.840 Both of you live busy lives and you both have 0:18:56.960 --> 0:19:00.480 pets as medias stars with your full schedule. How nice 0:19:00.520 --> 0:19:03.560 is that media stars, big star? Right, you're chasing your 0:19:03.600 --> 0:19:04.119 kid around? 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:06.399 Uh? 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:10.120 Do you have neighbors, friends, sitters come in and check 0:19:10.160 --> 0:19:14.040 on your animals? Us from Kevin, we have a couple 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:17.000 of people that will watch the the the animal that 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:19.439 the dogs. We have two and they need to be 0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:22.080 fed obviously twice a day, and they're there are they're 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:26.080 high maintenance, high maintenance. So we'll we'll have somebody that 0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:28.840 will stay and hang out of the house. We've actually 0:19:28.840 --> 0:19:32.639 had the handyman who has We're probably not going to 0:19:32.720 --> 0:19:35.840 do that anymore, Nanny, for obvious reasons. The handyman likely 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:39.800 watching the dogs anymore. Based based on the last couple 0:19:39.840 --> 0:19:41.880 of weeks with the dropping of the paint and the 0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:44.480 forty five minutes driving around to try to find a 0:19:44.560 --> 0:19:47.280 dog that were actually at the house, So that will 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:49.560 likely not happen. But yeah, yeah, Kevin, one of my 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:54.720 one of my wife's cousins, who's he's in college, you know, 0:19:54.800 --> 0:19:58.080 seems like a normal dude, so we'll likely have him 0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:01.960 watch the watch pets, I would think. But Danny, well, 0:20:01.960 --> 0:20:05.240 you've got a whole stable of kiddos over there to kill. 0:20:06.040 --> 0:20:10.080 Well, but they're not all here anymore. So when we go, 0:20:10.160 --> 0:20:12.680 if nobody's available to come by, we don't have to 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:16.119 worry too much about it. Ben, because miles ahead of 0:20:16.200 --> 0:20:20.560 Kim Kardashian, I had robots way before Kim. Did I 0:20:20.640 --> 0:20:23.960 have a robot cat food feeder. I have a robot 0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:29.320 water fountain. Boom goes the dynamite. Boom, Yeah, boom goes 0:20:29.400 --> 0:20:32.240 the cat food that was on sale at Target for 0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:33.560 seven ninety nine. 0:20:34.240 --> 0:20:36.280 As long as the power does not go out at 0:20:36.320 --> 0:20:38.160 the house and the internet does not go out. 0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:41.160 All oh, it has a backup. Yeah, the robot even 0:20:41.200 --> 0:20:42.919 if the power goes off, it stays on. 0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:48.639 Nice from South Carolina for now, where you moving, Barry? 0:20:48.600 --> 0:20:49.520 You're moving again? 0:20:49.640 --> 0:20:50.040