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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast fun,

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Speaker 1: Elvis represents fifteen minute morning show. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you guys have heard, but due two cuts around here,

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Speaker 1: it's the ten minute morning show. How that is that

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Speaker 1: just today or moving? This is basically whenever Elvis isn't here,

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Speaker 1: This is an executive decision. Well for the day. But

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Speaker 1: here's my question. I feel like a couple of times

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Speaker 1: this week we went over, so I feel like we

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Speaker 1: might be owed frog. You always keep the time. What

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Speaker 1: do you think? I agree? You're right? Okay? So is

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Speaker 1: it what the eight minutes show today? I don't know. See,

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Speaker 1: here's the thing. It's going to be such a nice day.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we should all get out there and

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Speaker 1: enjoy it because up here in the Northeast it's supposed

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Speaker 1: to be. As somebody just takes me poopy over the weekend,

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Speaker 1: it's crap. I love Sunday. It might be okay, but

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Speaker 1: cloudy and rainy Saturday fifties. It's not going to get

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Speaker 1: much warmer on Sunday. Today is sunshine. Everybody get out

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Speaker 1: there and enjoy it. What are you gonna do today, Danielle?

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Speaker 1: So I have a dentist. I have to go to

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Speaker 1: the hospital to pick something up, and I might be

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Speaker 1: covering a friend's gig tonight if I have to. And

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Speaker 1: so I don't know. I don't know how much outside

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. But I'm definitely going for a walk

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Speaker 1: no matter what. I will go for a walk today

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Speaker 1: because it's so beautiful. You go for a walk every day?

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Speaker 1: You do? I try. I try to go for a

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Speaker 1: walk every day. Doesn't always Happenecial walking shoes. I have

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Speaker 1: some special sneakers I put on. I mean my walking sneakers.

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Speaker 1: You're walking sneaker, not walking sneakers. They're just better for

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Speaker 1: your feet than the crap I normally we can I

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Speaker 1: ask a question. Yeah, like, okay, I like to go

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Speaker 1: for bike rides, but I you know, you're talking about walking.

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Speaker 1: Whatever is it? Okay? If I put on a pair

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Speaker 1: of roller skate and skate around the name, yes, and

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, Yeah, that's gonna look a little creepy.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay. Hang on, hang on, hold on, let's start.

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Speaker 1: Let's start with the youngest, just based on that kind.

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Speaker 1: On a second, there's a guy that lives up the

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Speaker 1: street for me, he puts on a full hockey uniform

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Speaker 1: and skates and skates up and down the street with that.

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Speaker 1: Please don't do that. Yeah, but I just I want to.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I I feel like if I hit

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Speaker 1: a twig or something, I'll just go flying. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's much more controlled when you're in a rink. Possibly

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Speaker 1: be a rock, door, an acorn, and then I'm done, right,

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Speaker 1: So let's go Diamond. Should Scotty be go roller skating

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Speaker 1: in his neighbor Absolutely not. That looks a little pervy, Scott. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's why I don't go to the roller

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Speaker 1: trail because and honestly, if I saw a guy like skating,

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Speaker 1: I'd probably try to trip him. So that is not nice,

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Speaker 1: trip Scotti. But okay, youngest oldest danielle um No, you're

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Speaker 1: the next youngest. Hello, all right, that's very nice, actually

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Speaker 1: very gentlemanly with I don't see anything wrong with it.

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Speaker 1: I see lots of people rollerblading and roller skating all

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Speaker 1: around in the neighborhood. Maybe it's the new thing. It's

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Speaker 1: like hot again. And actually roller blading when I was

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Speaker 1: roller escape because there's four wheels instead, right, just that one.

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Speaker 1: Is it less creepy to roller blade than roller skate?

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Speaker 1: I think the answer is yes. But I think you

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Speaker 1: bottom of why you feel that way, because you know

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Speaker 1: that's the lad. Yes, the roller blade is harder to

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Speaker 1: Scotty was rollerblading, right, I think I'd have a problem.

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Speaker 1: What are you going to wear? That roller blades round

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Speaker 1: the path by me and every time he passed you

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Speaker 1: he slaps you high five? Good question from Froggy. What

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Speaker 1: do you plan on wearing this seed? That's I honestly,

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Speaker 1: So maybe this is okay. This is It would be

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Speaker 1: really good at roller bleeding, just like a fun fact.

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Speaker 1: I could even go backwards. Great. I could do the

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Speaker 1: swerving in and out of the cones back in the day. Man,

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Speaker 1: I would rolling. We're going to roller skating is a no,

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Speaker 1: rollerblading feels intense. Let's go, all of guys, don't do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm having a roller skating party for my birthday. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: having hers tomorrow. We're going. We're going to United Skates coming, Yes,

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Speaker 1: and we're having a roller roller skating party tomorrow. So

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Speaker 1: some I don't even know what it is. Steve Madden

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Speaker 1: buying roller skates again, and so a lot of the

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Speaker 1: shoe companies are making really cool looking skates. We just

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Speaker 1: got we just got Cooper these cosmic skates and they're

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Speaker 1: She loves them. I would like a pair. I should

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Speaker 1: have asked for Mother's Day for a pair of roller skates.

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Speaker 1: It's not too late, Danielle. We can go. I want

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Speaker 1: to go. It's great exercise, but really hurt that, you know,

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Speaker 1: Scotty is actually offered to teach me how to roller

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Speaker 1: skate because I'm forty two and I still don't know how.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know how. Okay, you guys want to

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Speaker 1: have a roller skating party? Yes, yes, I'd be so

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Speaker 1: embarrassed though, because the last time I tried, I lost

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Speaker 1: of one thing. It's easier than ice skating, and we

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Speaker 1: can we can get you a skatematee, so it's perfect.

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Speaker 1: That's the walker. It's the walker with wheels on it.

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Speaker 1: That's so embarrassing, money more embarrassing than falling. I could

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Speaker 1: I skate as well, but not well. But it's it's

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Speaker 1: much easier to you. Should your theme should be like

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Speaker 1: nineteen eighties and nineteen seventies and everybody comes deck down

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Speaker 1: the lesson I'm talking Jessica. Yes, okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: If I don't know, I just don't want to earned

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Speaker 1: we should do it, and then Scary will get to

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Speaker 1: go in the DJ booth at United Skates and because

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Speaker 1: the DJ booth is like, has that DJ thing? Andrew

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Speaker 1: says that I do it, but this guy's like, okay,

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Speaker 1: it's body, get off to the skate floor. If you

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Speaker 1: get to the center, and we got our gold skates.

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Speaker 1: The global party is coming up now, not much different

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Speaker 1: than a strip club DJ exactly exactly. They wanted the

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Speaker 1: same comes the skater saurus. This next skate for women

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Speaker 1: or wait, choose your partner. Go ahead, ladies, choose a

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Speaker 1: then they used to change directions. There's like all right, everybody,

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Speaker 1: now let's go clockwise. Did you guys ever go see

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Speaker 1: it out by me, absolutely it's insane. So it was big. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean they were just and they would do this

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Speaker 1: then they slingshot her to like knock somebody else like wu.

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Speaker 1: gets as violent as the underground stuff. I can't imagine.

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Speaker 1: It's a very highly paid. How do you win, I

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Speaker 1: donople You have to. You have to get a number

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Speaker 1: of them past the other team around the rink, like

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Speaker 1: You got these little honeys, they little ones. Brody, you

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Speaker 1: don't strike me as much of a roller skater. What

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Speaker 1: does that mean? But no, he's gonna board. Remember what

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Speaker 1: exactly what I said? I can roll or skate, I

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Speaker 1: can ice skate, Yeah, yes do douche bag, douche bag,

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Speaker 1: I know what you meant in the words. I didn't

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Speaker 1: the least athletic person in the planet skate though, Yeah, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: but you know, for instance, the day that you said

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Speaker 1: If we're gonna be honest, does Broory strike you as

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Speaker 1: a skateboarder. It was came as a pleasant surprise to

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Speaker 1: one point in my life, I was seventeen. I skateboarded.

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Speaker 1: You were seen. Yeah, believe it or not. Believe it

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Speaker 1: rob a bank, okay, Brodie, if you rob a bank,

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Speaker 1: pimples back in the day. I'm not a pimple face anymore.

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Speaker 1: Things change, right, Yeah, Diamond's got something to say, go

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Speaker 1: you're not athletic. Exactly, here we go, but I am

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Speaker 1: does Look, I just want to know if I set

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Speaker 1: up a roller skating party, will you guys come? Yes,

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Speaker 1: counted out, I'll be there. Will you be that? Will

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Speaker 1: you do your announcer voice if you want me to know?

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Speaker 1: I want Scary to do it. He does weddings, but

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Speaker 1: Scaries announcer voices his actual voice. Yours is different. Fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. Wait, how is his voice different? He

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Speaker 1: always gives me ship that I changed my voice when

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Speaker 1: I chord stuff. Whenever he does the weather, he goes

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Speaker 1: from talking like this to all of a sudden being like,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be a mix us today. Yes, he puts

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Speaker 1: of a radio voice than your normal It's the processing.

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Speaker 1: It's not me. I change my voice when I do

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Speaker 1: the weather and when i'm talking. No, no, you're you

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Speaker 1: stay the same. He specifically even his spots sometimes when

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Speaker 1: and you can get yours now. It sounds like we

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Speaker 1: went we went over a ten minute limit. Alright, what

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Speaker 1: could I do it? In Scotty's announcer voice, to see goodbye,

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Speaker 1: thank you for joining us on our fifteen minute morning show.

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Speaker 1: We have to head out a little early today. We'll

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Speaker 1: see you later. Have a great afternoon. Everyone, tomorrow better tomorrow,

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