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Speaker 1: is this Mandy. Yeah, my name is Pete Eakins. We

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Speaker 1: he doesn't come back with a tan, so that's kind

425
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Speaker 1: of new. Also, Kara was booking a flight to see

426
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,720
Speaker 1: her sister, and she logged into his mileage account and

427
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,600
Speaker 1: noticed that he had over one hundred thousand miles. But

428
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,159
Speaker 1: they're almost all gone now, and they were used for

429
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,160
Speaker 1: a flight to Scottsdale and then a forty eight hour

430
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:03,879
Speaker 1: business trip that he at in. Was it San Francisco area? Kara, yes, okay,

431
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,600
Speaker 1: in San Francisco forty eight hour last minute business trip

432
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 1: that he used his own personal miles for that same

433
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,840
Speaker 1: shady flag. I hasn't asked him about it, but we're

434
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,679
Speaker 1: about to call him from the airline that he's a

435
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,879
Speaker 1: mileage member and say thank you for your business, offer

436
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,320
Speaker 1: him some pre flowers that can be delivered anywhere as

437
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,680
Speaker 1: a way of saying thank you, and see if he

438
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:24,359
Speaker 1: sends the flowers to Kara or somebody else. You ready, Yeah,

439
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,760
Speaker 1: all right, good luck, let's do a good vibes girl.

440
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:41,560
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello. Hi, this is Jorban calling from

441
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 1: so I was looking for our mileage member Jamison. Hi. Yes,

442
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,000
Speaker 1: this is Jamison Jamison. Congratulations, how are you. You're this

443
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:55,000
Speaker 1: month winner? Oh? Thanks, winner, winner for what? Thanks, thanks

444
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,880
Speaker 1: winner for what. You're this month's mileage member of the month.

445
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's great. I do. Yeah, I rack up

446
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: a lot of miles, you guys, that's great. Every single month,

447
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 1: we choose one random mileage member to say thank you

448
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,919
Speaker 1: for your business by offering you free flowers delivered anywhere

449
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,360
Speaker 1: in the entire world, absolutely free. Thirty six long stem

450
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:19,359
Speaker 1: red roses. Oh oh, that's that's beautiful. That's wonderful. Thank you.

451
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 1: That's our way of saying thank you for your business.

452
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 1: And you've been a very loyal mileage member with us.

453
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,440
Speaker 1: You fly a lot and I know as you actually

454
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,360
Speaker 1: cashed in some miles recently too on your account. Oh yeah,

455
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 1: just a couple couple of trips all I need to

456
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,400
Speaker 1: get from you. Then we would just be a little

457
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 1: bit of information if you know who you want to

458
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,439
Speaker 1: send them to right now, or we can get a

459
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:42,680
Speaker 1: time where I can call you back and get all that. No, no, actually, yeah,

460
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 1: I know who I wants them too. Oh great, okay,

461
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:49,639
Speaker 1: well let's start then with that. What's the name of

462
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 1: the person you want to send into? Her name is Savannah.

463
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 1: And oh it comes with a card. Do you want

464
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 1: to put anything on a card? We have a card

465
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 1: for any occasion. Oh sure, yeah, so in the card

466
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 1: while you put um, okay, here we go put. The

467
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 1: fun with you is endless, even if the results in

468
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 1: me being severely sunburned. Lol. See you soon, Jamison. Hey,

469
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 1: real quick, um, I just I tend to be a

470
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,439
Speaker 1: little bit into skincare. I hope you're wearing sunscreened more

471
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:29,400
Speaker 1: often than you aren't you? Because he mentioned the sunburned there.

472
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 1: Either he hung up on me or his phone dropped out.

473
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 1: Care are you still there? Yeah? I'm here, Okay. I

474
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: don't know what happened there. I don't know if he

475
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: hung up, if he got like it was obvious that

476
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 1: or he realized it was me, or if his phone

477
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: dropped out. I'm gonna try to call him back there

478
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 1: right now, Okay, Okay, um, I just I really can't

479
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,439
Speaker 1: believe this. Um, I can't believe it's Savannah. Do you

480
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 1: know Savannah? Yeah? Yeah, it was the girl he was

481
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 1: dating prior to beating me. What Yeah? He Savan was

482
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 1: married with hid Oh wow. Okay, just gets worse. All right,

483
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do him. I'm gonna dollars one number right now.

484
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 1: See if he answers again. Hopefully he just dropped out

485
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: and he didn't knows me, so we can get you

486
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 1: to talk to him. I'm so sorry about that. That's terrible. Yeah.

487
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: I hope he answers because I have a few things

488
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 1: to say to him. Yeah, and if he doesn't answer you,

489
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 1: then I'll call him. Okay, all right, I about you will? Hey,

490
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 1: is this I think my phone dropped or just connected

491
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 1: on you? Guys? I'm so sorry. No, this is actually

492
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:50,880
Speaker 1: your wife. Hi. Hey, what what? Hi? What's up? Danson?

493
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 1: I've been on this call, like I've heard everything you

494
00:24:53,760 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 1: said for you on the airline or something rap maybe

495
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: flying out, Savannah? Uh, flying up, flying up, Savannah? What

496
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Oh? You know exactly what I'm

497
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 1: talking about, Savannah. Look, I don't like. I don't know.

498
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what time about? Babe? Okay, Look, I

499
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: I just um, don't even Savannah your ex girlfriend. You're

500
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:28,360
Speaker 1: trying to send flower feeds. This is actually the Jewels Show.

501
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. We do a thing called war

502
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 1: the Roses to catch a cheeter. And that was me

503
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 1: who called you earlier, posing as the airline and your

504
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: wife was listening, and yeah she heard that all of it.

505
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, Carl, listen, listen. I I don't

506
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: like Savannah, Like, what's the when did you even start

507
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: talking to her? Like? She's married? He has children? You know?

508
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 1: Do you have kids? Like? When would you even talk

509
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: to Like I don't get I don't understand, Like, where

510
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 1: did this come from? Doesn't leave him in the same

511
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 1: state as that? What's the reason I want to know

512
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: from her? Because I don't want to hear from you

513
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 1: because you're not even great in bed, so like you

514
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,439
Speaker 1: can't be the sex. Like her husband must be whack

515
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: in bed, because if she's really gonna leave him for

516
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: you and her kids, you know what, I'm gonna find

517
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: this dress. I would definitely tell her husband. You know. Yeah,

518
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 1: I am gonna call her husband. That's gonna be my

519
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: next call. You think I can't google a number, I'll

520
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 1: find him. I know his name. Look, look, look, please

521
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 1: please don't babe, Okay, don't do that. Don't bring are

522
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: you getting no, you can't stop me. You did this,

523
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 1: don't look, don't tell, don't tell him, don't call him,

524
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: put him on blast like that. Don't be a homewrecker.

525
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: Come on, family, stop excuse me. I'm the homewreker. Doesn't

526
00:26:56,040 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 1: seem me married with kids gating this in you? Yeah,

527
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: you ruined your own home and you're about to ruin

528
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: there is that's you. Look, don't look. Don't do anything

529
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 1: foolish here. Okay, please, Like they've got a family, they

530
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 1: don't do anything like that. Okay, I don't have any

531
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: you don't have any sympathy for me for her husband.

532
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: I mean they have they have kids, their children involved.

533
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: How can you how can you do that? Like, how

534
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: can you do any of this? Look that's look, that's

535
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: exactly what I'm saying. Okay, Look, they have kids. The

536
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:32,199
Speaker 1: kids had nothing to do with this. Don't don't do

537
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: that to them. Don't be like you. Look you didn't

538
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: think about the kids. She didn't even think about her own.

539
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: Kids are exactly you got kidding me. This is insane.

540
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: You can't put this back on me. This is one

541
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: you're mess. I have no guilt here, I have a

542
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,479
Speaker 1: free conscious. This is all on you. Um. They deserve

543
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: to know, so this is you. Don't you dare put

544
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 1: this on me? Look, look, I just babe, I want

545
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: to I want to. Oh right, so you're a psychopath.

546
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: I'm hanging up. I'm sorry, I'm I'm getting his number,

547
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: getting her number, I'm finding out where they live. I'm

548
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: telling him he deserves it. No, okay, I'm going bye,

549
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: oh oh kay, she's and she's gone wow and right police.

550
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: Yeah I can't, I don't. I can't imagine you. Seriously,

551
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 1: she's on a right yeah she is. Wow? He go yeah,

552
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: oh okay, I guess I'll just hang up too. Then

553
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: the Jewels show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time

554
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: for your dirty little Secret. And today there's somebody on

555
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: the phone who actually asks to have their voice changed

556
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: so that nobody would know who they are, because apparently

557
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: their dirty little secret is salacious. I don't know what

558
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: that word means, but I've heard people use it when

559
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: they're talking about something that's kind of crazy. I had before,

560
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: so hopefully I use that right. I'm not sure who cares,

561
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: but do it. But we can change your voice if

562
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little siture you want to tell

563
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: us about you think people recognize you. We do have

564
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: the ability to change your voice and put like one

565
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: of those little voice change your things on it and

566
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: so hello, we agree to change your voice, don't say

567
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: your name and let people know who you are. Yeah,

568
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: you got Yeah, there's something that I'm not going to

569
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: sell you. All right, Well what's your dirty little secret?

570
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: Well this is something that you probably never heard of.

571
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: I make a living as being I guess a guy's

572
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: best friend. You make a living being a guy's best friend?

573
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: What does that mean? A dog? Like a dog, That's

574
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: what I was thinking. Well, you know what, like, yeah,

575
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: I hired me and they hid me for you to

576
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: meet their wives and girlfriends and stuff to show that

577
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: they actually have some some friends, you know, some friends

578
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: that they you know, have some common out with you with. Okay, yeah,

579
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: and then you know then't over time, you know, meeting

580
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: all their friends and family and stuff like that. I

581
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: ended up becoming the best friend. Okay. That's one of

582
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: those things that uh, you know, I get paid for it,

583
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: and then I become the best friends. So I can

584
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: you know, hang out but whenever actually uh again, God

585
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: bought from one of the kids already. Oh oh okay, wow,

586
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: that's kind of So that's your dear little secret, is

587
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: that dudes hire you to be their best friend. No, um,

588
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: this morning, you know. Okay, okay, I'm between the lines,

589
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: you know, between the lines you're their best friend, and

590
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: oh you're a friend of me. You talk crap about

591
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: them behind their back. That's what they're paid for, you know.

592
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: You know. Eventually, eventually we have had you know, intimate relations.

593
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, from the guys okay that you have married

594
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: you're marrying girlfriends. Okay, they wanted they're getting on with

595
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: the guy and what yeah does the wife know? Yeah,

596
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: that's a good question. Uh, Yeah, you know what, the

597
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: the wives don't suspect anything because you know, I am

598
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 1: as best friend and for her to happen, it's him

599
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,959
Speaker 1: with his best friend and then we can go do

600
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: our thing, cheating on your wife. Build the best benefits. Secret. Yeah,

601
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: so you're doing little secret is that you're basically an escort.

602
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: But it's so deep that you become best friends with

603
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: the people so that they can call you up and

604
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: hang out and have fun whenever you're a paid friend

605
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 1: with benefits. Yeah. And is this service just for like

606
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: down mow men, Like, is it always intimate? It all

607
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: definitely gets down to that for surely. I mean these

608
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: guys know what they were sha sits all about, you know,

609
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: you know this is how they find a best friend,

610
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: But find a best friend you could actually have something,

611
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: you know beyond pick you know, you know is that

612
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: what they call it these days? Yeah? I love pickaball.

613
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: How many clients are slash friends are on your roster

614
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: at the moment you got them locally? Yeah? A lot

615
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: of best friends. Yeah, you must be tired. Let me

616
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: know if you need help. Yeah, I just think you

617
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: know some examples you guys know Google? Right, Yes, of course,

618
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: it is one of the biggest companies in the world. Well, yeah,

619
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: there's some very lunch of people that are high up

620
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: on the tone and pole there there subscribers. They're my

621
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: best friend, really best best friend. That's my best friend

622
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 1: just starting an agency. Well it's called best friends dot com. Well,

623
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, if

624
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: any of you guys are interested, I'll leave the number

625
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: you gn call D might get a little you know,

626
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: might you want to get a little experience as well? Well,

627
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: alrighty then all right, thanks for the hot tap, give

628
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: up the good work. Did you bill show on demand?

629
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: Call us up right now? Eight at eight three six

630
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.

631
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: What do you think that the universe needs to hear?

632
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Speaker 1: It's I don't know who needs to hear this, but

633
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: and we got this text in at four one oh

634
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Speaker 1: six one. It says, I don't know who needs to

635
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: hear this, but check for TP before you commit. That

636
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: is very good advice. Make sure there's toilet paper before

637
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: you're all done. And then you go, oh wait, what

638
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: do I do? Now I'm in this huge work bathroom.

639
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: There's four stalls. Nobody's in here. To help me out,

640
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: and I don't know how to get out of this situation.

641
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: Does anybody not check before they go that this happened

642
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: to me so many times, and I don't know what

643
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: to do in that situation. Like sometimes, so you'll kind

644
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: of get up and you know, lift your pants up

645
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: a little bit and do that weird awkward walk. There's

646
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: that weird walk that you do. It's kind of like

647
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: because you don't want, you know, you don't want your

648
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: cheeks to make contact with the other cheeks out of

649
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: his chair right now, and so you do this little

650
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: wattle over to the next stall and hopefully there's something

651
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: there and then you use that stuff. But no matter what,

652
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: for the rest of the day, it's just you should

653
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: really just go home, call in sick and shower and

654
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: not go out of the house the rest to day.

655
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: After that happens, call us up eighty eight three four

656
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Speaker 1: three one six one eight eight eight three four three

657
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: one oh six one. It's a jewel show and it's

658
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this? But the

659
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: segment where we say I don't know who needs to

660
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: hear this, then we say butt and tell everybody exactly

661
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: what we think they should hear. Hey, Glenn, Yeah, yep, Glenn,

662
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: what do you think the world should hear? Man? I

663
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 1: don't know who needs to hear this, but stop wearing

664
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,479
Speaker 1: your mask when you're driving a loan in your car.

665
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: I've always wondered that, Like you see them in there,

666
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: I wonder did they forget yeah they have a mask

667
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: on because I've done that, or did they fart and

668
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: they're just like whatever, I'm gonna throw a mask on. Glenn,

669
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: thank you for calling eight to eight three four one

670
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Speaker 1: six one eight eight three four three one oh six one.

671
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, but hey, Zach, Yeah,

672
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: what do you think that everybody needs to hear this morning?

673
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,240
Speaker 1: I think everybody needs to hear that lapping a baby

674
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 1: on board sticker on your car isn't gonna make everybody

675
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: around you drive things. I don't know who he needs

676
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: to hear this, but those baby on board stickers don't work.

677
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: And that's exactly right, Zach. And I've known people that

678
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 1: have actually admitted that they've put that on their car

679
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: when they didn't have a kid, just because they think

680
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: people are going to like let them merge or they're

681
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: we're not gonna get pulled over in the h OV lane.

682
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: That might actually work. That is a good idea. That

683
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: might be the one time the baby on board sticker

684
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: does work. Oh, I don't think burns at all. Thanks

685
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: for your call, Zach call it's eight at eight three

686
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: three one oh six one eight eight eight three four

687
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: three one oh six one. I don't know who needs

688
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: to hear this. But the segment where we say I

689
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: don't know who he needs to hear this and then

690
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: throw our butt on it and tell everybody exactly what

691
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: we think they need to hear. Hey, Jason, like more

692
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 1: than a friend, though, like more than a friend, Jason,

693
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: come down here, Yeah, get over here. But I'm a

694
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: doordasher full time. I love doing it, love taking care

695
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 1: of people. Get the holidays and don't forget and take

696
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: care of your drivers. Okay, there you go. Yeah, And

697
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: it sounds Jason, you sound like a doordasher who takes

698
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 1: it seriously. And I appreciate that because some doordashers man like.

699
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,879
Speaker 1: There are good doordashers, and then there are doordashers who

700
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: are not good, and there's some doordashers will steal your food.

701
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: So we've had our food stolen a few times. How

702
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: much is a good tip? Would you say, like in

703
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,760
Speaker 1: a normal order if you're at a restaurant. So I'm thinking,

704
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: you know, if it's a good order, if I gotta

705
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 1: drive five or six miles, Yeah, I do five bucks

706
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: pretty much every single time. I mean, I think you

707
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: should always tip service stuff like that, you know, even

708
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 1: when we go to a restaurant and you're ordering to

709
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 1: go or take out. Because I worked in restaurants most

710
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: of my life, I used to do to go a

711
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: lot right, and people wouldn't tip the to go person.

712
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 1: But I still had to do everything a server would

713
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: do right, get it already, make sure it's all good,

714
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: do the customer service stuff. Maybe not the same as

715
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: a serve right, didn't have to keep waiting on you,

716
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 1: but people would not tip. Yeah, the to go people

717
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: tip the to go people per Yeah. Yes. I used

718
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,399
Speaker 1: to have to do with the Olive Garden and figure

719
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: out a way to get around the system so that

720
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: they were jack Alive Garden for the money. If you

721
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 1: order sup and salad at Artive Garden used to be

722
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: used to be this way at least, and you get

723
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 1: somebody to pay in cash, then you know how much

724
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,399
Speaker 1: the total is, so you can just give them change

725
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: and then pocket the cash you don't put in the system.

726
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: And could you get that ready yourself. They don't even

727
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: know so that if you don't tip the takeout person,

728
00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: they will resort to a life of crime. As what

729
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: I'm saying, that happens, because that's your fault. Calls up

730
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: three one six one eight eight three four three one

731
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: oh six one? What is your? I don't know who

732
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 1: needs to hear this? Butts Hey, Robert, what is your?

733
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this? But what's good?

734
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: Was good? Hey? I was just saying nothing to coush.

735
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:31,839
Speaker 1: Watch this, Robert, I had to dump your phone. Call Um.

736
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's even caught up right now

737
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: because I can't tell because I'm not listening to the show.

738
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: I'm doing the show. But Robert cussed that's all boo

739
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: Robert for that in your car Boo Robert boo. And

740
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: so you didn't hear maybe what Robert said because I

741
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: had to hit the dump button or f either one.

742
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: He said both. Oh yeah, well you know what? Did

743
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: you hang up on him? No? He's still there? Okay, okay, Robert, Yo,

744
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm here. Yeah, you cussed twice, so I had to

745
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: dump what you said. I don't know if people heard

746
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: you said. Just say it one more time, just without

747
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 1: the cussing on it, and then people will hear what

748
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 1: you had to say, Robert, because I want your voice

749
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 1: to be heard. Got you, I got you, I got you.

750
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: People out there, you need to hear that. Russell Wilson

751
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: is doing trash in Denver. The only thing that he

752
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 1: brought good to Denver was his chick. All right now,

753
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: I'm glad people heard that. The Jibbil Show on demand