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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Bye Bye.

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Speaker 1: Mitch mctrendall, Cab Bye Bye Bye. I remember that Bye bye.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack, and that over there, well, that

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Speaker 1: is Brian the editor.

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Speaker 2: Hi, everybody, don't get the flu. It sucks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Brian is a This is a flu game for

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Speaker 1: Brian and the boy. He's cranky as fuck. He cannot

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Speaker 1: be bothered with any of this bullshit. I'm telling you guys,

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Speaker 1: so moody today. He's so mad that I'm bringing any

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Speaker 1: of these stories before him. Am I talking about cholesterol?

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Speaker 1: What am I looking at here? All right?

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Speaker 2: Mitch?

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Speaker 1: Hebburgh McConnell. Now that can't be his middle name, Mitchell

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Speaker 1: Davis Jefferson McConnell. But I was a teenager newtant ninja gebels.

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Speaker 1: He calls Stephen Miller that, Mitch McConnell, I feel like

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Speaker 1: we just refer to due to his turtle appearances such something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's giving turtle, but not teenage mutant. Definitely not turtle. Now,

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Speaker 1: he's not a teenage mutant ninja turtle. He's just straight

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Speaker 1: up like kind of maybe myrtle the turtle for any

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Speaker 1: of my suit's head heranky old ass turtle.

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Speaker 2: Cheap their suits look it is like you can't get

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Speaker 2: a tailor suit anyway.

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Speaker 1: He is eating that Mitch is eating today on Capitol Hill.

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Speaker 1: That would be great, like a blog that's just like fashion,

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Speaker 1: that's like, what is he wearing? Besides depends. He appears

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Speaker 1: to have been like medically dead at multiple points over

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Speaker 1: the past year and a half, So it's wild that

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Speaker 1: this is just happening now. He has announced he will

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Speaker 1: not be seeking another term and we'll be retiring. Like

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Speaker 1: there's been lots of footage of him being like carried

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Speaker 1: out of the Senate. Anyways, rip too, a real one,

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Speaker 1: I do. The one thing I do like is that

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Speaker 1: it would appear that he's like having some second thoughts

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Speaker 1: about his career of you know, solid evil, just solid

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Speaker 1: wall to all evil, because he's like, I'm doing little

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Speaker 1: meaningless votes against Trump nominees at the at the very

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Speaker 1: last second, presumably because he's being like visited by various ghosts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah at night as he tries to sleep.

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Speaker 2: With chains and yeah, Mitch mcconnald'll go fuck off somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, go fuck off to a very short remainder

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Speaker 1: of your life full of restless sleep and tortured conscience.

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Speaker 1: Oh how you heard evil live forever? Yeah, maybe that's why.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's just like good for the heart, all the

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Speaker 1: tortured sleep and ghost visitations that they have to endure

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Speaker 1: on a nightly basis. Who who goes there? I haven't

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Speaker 1: tried a Mitch McConnell impression a long time. Little matters.

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Speaker 1: He talks like a little bit like nah, not even

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Speaker 1: that anyways, Brian, Let's talk about a photo that's going

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Speaker 1: viral on the internet. It's a man's palms and and

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Speaker 1: they real nasty. They nasty. So it looks like he's

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Speaker 1: been digging through butter. It looks his hands look creased

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Speaker 1: with butter. Like that's what it looks like. He was

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Speaker 1: trying to anincare technique. Yeah, yeah, exactly, Like every palm

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Speaker 1: is like bright yellow and everyh Yeah, it's wild. It

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Speaker 1: just it just seems like one of those things you

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Speaker 1: would see in like next to the AI headline Van Vaught.

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Speaker 1: It's no big secret why Van Vought doesn't work in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be.

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Speaker 1: Right, so that it would be it would be like

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Speaker 1: this one trick that doctors don't want you to know

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Speaker 1: about how you know, eating fistful of butter or digging

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Speaker 1: through butter gives you a nine inch penis or whatever.

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Speaker 1: They never get that specific. They're more talented than me

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Speaker 1: when it comes to writing a teasing headline. Anyways, it's

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Speaker 1: an it's a real photo according to Snopes, and Snopes

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Speaker 1: our last other than Wikipedia, our last on the internet. Yeah. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: this is a real photo and it's the The yellow

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Speaker 1: is coming from inside his body because this is These

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Speaker 1: are the hands of somebody whose dietary habits included quote

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Speaker 1: a high intake of fats consisting of sixty nine pounds

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Speaker 1: of cheese, sticks of butter, she and additional fat incorporated

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Speaker 1: into his daily hamburgers. And that that was written not

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Speaker 1: up in the I think it's The New England Journal

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Speaker 1: I know, it looks fucking weird. They call them multiple

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Speaker 1: painless yellowish nodules on the man's palms and elbows. His

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Speaker 2: Some people have too dumb to live. This is so wild,

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Speaker 2: Like number one, that you're on a carnivore diet that

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Speaker 1: Just what's the what's the benefit caveman Brian, like the

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Speaker 2: All day, yeah and made cheese in their caves. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: seems like it might be something. But this is just

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Speaker 2: completely absurd and it doesn't even make sense within the

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Speaker 2: naming scheme of the diet, Like it's not carnivore if

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Speaker 2: you're just eating sticks of butter. You're just eating.

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Speaker 1: Butter mm hmm, like like a carnivor, like a tiger

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Speaker 1: would so disgusting. The Journal jam Cardiology Jamma Cardiology, so

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Speaker 1: it wasn't the New England Journal of Medicine, but uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, a respected cardiology outlet was like that doesn't

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Speaker 1: described by the American Osteopathic College of Dermatology as a

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Speaker 2: So don't do that, Yeah, don't do this.

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Speaker 1: All right? I guess I can't go from that right

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Speaker 1: into my next story talking about the newest Oreo flavors

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Speaker 1: because that would be kind of contradictory. All right. So

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Speaker 1: Oreo has announced a new permanent flavor, the return of

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Speaker 1: a beloved favorite, and we haven't even covered the post

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Speaker 1: Malone Oreo, which is salted caramel flavored and seems to

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Speaker 1: be the Post Malone product that has gotten the best

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Speaker 1: reviews of anything he's ever put out, Like, it seems

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Speaker 2: I unfortunately cannot co sign anything that post Malone does.

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Speaker 2: If anyone else was a good song, if Elon's name

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Speaker 1: I'm assaulted caramel fan in terms of if you have

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Speaker 1: Like grape is kind of like this, Like grapes are great, but.

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Speaker 1: Candy grape flavor. I feel like his ass a lot

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Speaker 1: it doesn't really translate. I think banana might be the

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Speaker 2: Candy banana or real banana.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking so this is this is my distinction. I

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Speaker 1: love real salted caramel, but when you get into the

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Speaker 1: it doesn't work for me. I love bananas and things

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Speaker 2: Things standing with Like the banana flavoring is based on

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Speaker 2: that's what I heard. I don't know. I haven't looked

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Speaker 2: But that's my understanding is I it's an extinct type

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Speaker 1: But anyways, it's getting good reviews. I'm gonna have to try.

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Speaker 1: The post Malone Oreo collab birthday cake is being brought back.

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Speaker 1: This is like I when I've gone through like sugar phases,

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Speaker 1: where I just like am really on a sugar bender.

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Speaker 1: The birth the birthday cake Oreo is about as sugar

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Speaker 1: dense as anything I've ever found.

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Speaker 3: It's so sweet, it makes your teeth, gives you that

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Speaker 1: And then the permanent flavor they're bringing back chocolate cakester,

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Speaker 1: which is I haven't fucked with the cakesters before, but

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Speaker 1: like their cake, the cake instead of the you know,

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Speaker 2: And I like those for eating in bed because it's

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Speaker 2: like it's definitely less crumbly and in your wife yells

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Speaker 1: But anyways, the cakes, So I do want to just

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Speaker 1: But superroducer Victor, who is our Oreo expert, he covers

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Speaker 1: the Oreo beat for us say is that the cake

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Speaker 1: is dense and that I that I should try it.

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Speaker 1: I will try the Cakester Oreos. But we had to

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Speaker 1: let you know there's been there's there's Oreo news, folks,

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Speaker 1: so much Oreo news, so much Oreo news, I can

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Speaker 1: hardly fucking keep up. Uh Oreos uh stated pr strategy

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Speaker 1: we'll talk about Amazon and James Bond, and we're back.

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Speaker 2: We're back.

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Speaker 1: Say the clever name you just came up with for

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Speaker 1: this next story.

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Speaker 2: Oh what Jamazon?

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Speaker 1: Jamazon, motherfuckers. That's right, that's why he's the best in

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Speaker 1: the Jamazon Jamazon. Uh So, Amazon acquired MGM a few

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Speaker 1: years back, like four years ago. MGM old film studio

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Speaker 1: that made a bunch of classics. So basically they acquired

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Speaker 1: the Bond franchise, They acquired the Rocky franchise, and one

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Speaker 1: other big one, oh the Lord of the Rings friend,

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Speaker 1: and immediately set about making the most expensive TV show

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Speaker 1: and history around Lord of the Rings no one cared

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Speaker 1: about came out. People are like, oh damn, Like yeah,

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Speaker 1: then just immediately like half of them were like and

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Speaker 1: the other half were like, yeah, So they've been struggling.

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Speaker 1: James Bond is famously like the most protected brand, Like

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Speaker 1: they're very difficult to work with, uh, Like, they just

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Speaker 1: won't take outside notes on anything. And so we are

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Speaker 1: in the midst of the longest James Bond movie drought.

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Speaker 1: I think of the history of the franchise or it's

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Speaker 1: it's supposedly because there's this power struggle going on behind

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Speaker 1: the scenes between Amazon and the Broccoli family. I believe Broccoli.

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Speaker 1: I think that's what that song is about. And because

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Speaker 1: Daniel Craig's Last Bond movie came out a number of

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Speaker 1: big viral stories where they're like, we think they're getting

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Speaker 1: All right. Those are some of the things that are

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Speaker 1: for joining us, Brian. I always like to ask, you know,

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Speaker 2: Jack, You can't find me.

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Speaker 1: I can't find me anywhere, asshole.

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Speaker 2: Okay unless you come to my very specific neighborhood in Mexico.

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Speaker 2: That's how you can find me. And where can people

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Speaker 1: Jack? Oh, you can find me. Not at my very

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Speaker 1: specific neighborhood. You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore,

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Speaker 1: Brian on the sky at jack Ob the number one.

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Speaker 2: That's going to do it for us, Blue Sky messages.

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Speaker 1: last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to

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Speaker 1: about Wayne supremacy. Don't get the flu if you still,

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Speaker 1: if you can avoid it, and yeah, I hear this

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Speaker 1: here is bad. We will talk to you all tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Fight