1
00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:05,080
Speaker 1: You confession. I can't take.

2
00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:07,119
Speaker 2: Back arms.

3
00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:13,240
Speaker 3: Speaker got a text seventy five ninety two that says,

4
00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,200
Speaker 3: if I see someone's park their big expensive car over

5
00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:18,160
Speaker 3: the line so no one can use a space next

6
00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,640
Speaker 3: to them, oh my god, I will do everything I

7
00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:26,720
Speaker 3: can to try and squeeze into that spot. My record

8
00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,840
Speaker 3: is six minutes of careful maneuvering. You're had to climb

9
00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,240
Speaker 3: out through my moonroof.

10
00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:36,000
Speaker 1: But it was worth it, my god.

11
00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:41,400
Speaker 3: At next level. Yeah, But if you're not that intense

12
00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,640
Speaker 3: and you want to just be mid level Patty, you

13
00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,760
Speaker 3: can come on this segment and share your evil misdeeds

14
00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,360
Speaker 3: right here on the mass speaker. And we have a

15
00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,000
Speaker 3: listener who's ready to climb out the moonroof of his life.

16
00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,560
Speaker 3: He's chosen to go by the name Preston today. So Preston,

17
00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:56,440
Speaker 3: welcome to the show.

18
00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,840
Speaker 2: Hey Gas, it's going on that much is here with you?

19
00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,080
Speaker 1: How are you feeling?

20
00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:08,319
Speaker 2: I'm doing okay, okay, yeah, Well we'll wait till the

21
00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,280
Speaker 2: confession happens.

22
00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,919
Speaker 3: Then they'll jump to our conclusions. But the voice changer

23
00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,560
Speaker 3: is on. You are the mass speaker, Preston. Whenever you're ready,

24
00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:15,520
Speaker 3: let's hear your confession.

25
00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:19,080
Speaker 2: Okay, so I used to date a woman who owned

26
00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:19,840
Speaker 2: a pizza place.

27
00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,120
Speaker 1: I want to date or the benefits alone.

28
00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:32,440
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but the relationship was definitely not perfect. What

29
00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:37,240
Speaker 2: relationship is, but what relationship comes with free pizza?

30
00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like it could take a lot more.

31
00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,839
Speaker 3: That's as close to perfect as you can. But sorry,

32
00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,399
Speaker 3: it wasn't your best relationship, man.

33
00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,480
Speaker 2: It wasn't the best kind of up and down, hot

34
00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:52,560
Speaker 2: and cold situation. But after about a year we broke up.

35
00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,240
Speaker 2: And this is when I found out that she had

36
00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,840
Speaker 2: cheated on me time.

37
00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:04,520
Speaker 1: Oh god, why do you got to learn all about it?

38
00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,440
Speaker 1: It's already over, I feel like, I mean, how did

39
00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:10,119
Speaker 1: you find out?

40
00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,239
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing is that she told me. Oh,

41
00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,440
Speaker 2: she told me that she didn't feel bad about it.

42
00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,600
Speaker 1: Wow, why did she feel bad?

43
00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,160
Speaker 2: Well, she said that every time she'd come on from work,

44
00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,240
Speaker 2: I'd be asleep or if something would always come up

45
00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:26,480
Speaker 2: and we never get come together.

46
00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:31,480
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, kind of on her side on that one.

47
00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,440
Speaker 1: But you know what, it's okay because you never sleep.

48
00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:37,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, five hour energies. But what it's okay,

49
00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:38,600
Speaker 3: you're too tired.

50
00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,440
Speaker 1: I get it. So she cheated because your schedules were off.

51
00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,639
Speaker 2: She cheated because the schedules were off, and she got

52
00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:45,560
Speaker 2: bored very easily.

53
00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:49,320
Speaker 3: I think, all right, I'm sorry, man, that's good. I

54
00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:50,560
Speaker 3: don't want to be with someone like that.

55
00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:55,239
Speaker 1: Brother, She's not a one topping type of lady. Yeah.

56
00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,760
Speaker 2: Well, while we were still together, she had given me

57
00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,079
Speaker 2: a birthday present, which was a gift wrapped shoe box

58
00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:06,200
Speaker 2: filled with hundreds of coupons for free pizza at her store.

59
00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,800
Speaker 3: I'm glad it had something inside of the shoe box,

60
00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:16,440
Speaker 3: and it wasn't just okay, that's a cool gift.

61
00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,680
Speaker 2: It was a cool gift because that way I could

62
00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,880
Speaker 2: walk in at any time and get myself free pizzas.

63
00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,000
Speaker 1: I know, like, obviously, when she's there, she's the owner,

64
00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,160
Speaker 1: she'd give you one, but like, she wouldn't always be there,

65
00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,880
Speaker 1: So what does that have to do with anything?

66
00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:33,480
Speaker 2: Though, Well, after we broke up, I never wanted to

67
00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,960
Speaker 2: go back to her pizza shot right, that would be

68
00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,640
Speaker 2: obviously way too weird to see her again. But for

69
00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,800
Speaker 2: some reason I held on to the box of.

70
00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,200
Speaker 1: Coupons okay on for the free pizzas.

71
00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:47,000
Speaker 2: I wasn't really sure why I kept them. I just

72
00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,680
Speaker 2: didn't feel right throwing them all away.

73
00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,200
Speaker 3: You could give them out his presents.

74
00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,440
Speaker 1: Everybody knows it's your ex girl.

75
00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I tossed them in the closet for a

76
00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,680
Speaker 2: year and forgot about it because I got a new

77
00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,080
Speaker 2: job working in front desk at a hotel downtown.

78
00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,920
Speaker 1: All right, right, what did you do with them? Well?

79
00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,440
Speaker 2: I think sometimes we'll get super annoying guests coming to

80
00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:14,320
Speaker 2: stay with us who complain way too much and are

81
00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,080
Speaker 2: just rude to the staff, down to us a lot.

82
00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,440
Speaker 1: Yep, we all know the people.

83
00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, some of them are in this room right now,

84
00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:24,279
Speaker 3: so we're very intimately known with those.

85
00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,600
Speaker 1: Person So nice to people.

86
00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:34,440
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, okay guests.

87
00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, So whenever we get people like that, I'll give

88
00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,440
Speaker 2: them one of the free pizza coupons in her restaurants

89
00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:42,800
Speaker 2: while they're at the desk.

90
00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:46,240
Speaker 3: So they're yelling at you and you're like, here's a

91
00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:50,799
Speaker 3: coupon for a pizza a local shop.

92
00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,680
Speaker 1: The thing is that they become happy with you and

93
00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:56,440
Speaker 1: can go to her restaurant and take all their rage

94
00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:56,920
Speaker 1: out there.

95
00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,359
Speaker 3: Is that your plan that?

96
00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,200
Speaker 2: Actually? Yeah? I mean it basically send them there so

97
00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:06,320
Speaker 2: my access to deal with them and give them free pizza.

98
00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,800
Speaker 3: And you're smoothing over your own situation. She can't even

99
00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:14,120
Speaker 3: make any money off of them, because yes, give out

100
00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,440
Speaker 3: the food for freeze, and you.

101
00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,839
Speaker 1: Know those type of people don't tip.

102
00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:21,279
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, it's great because I don't think she knows

103
00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,360
Speaker 2: if it's you know, me hand them out. But I

104
00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,880
Speaker 2: kind of hope you figure it's it out though.

105
00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, even though your voice is masked, I'm sure she'll

106
00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,680
Speaker 1: work and two together. And he didn't even say my

107
00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,760
Speaker 1: pizza company here. But I at least get free advertisement

108
00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:35,920
Speaker 1: out of its doing that.

109
00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,160
Speaker 3: And you don't sound like you feel guilty about that

110
00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:38,760
Speaker 3: at all.

111
00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,920
Speaker 2: Oh no, I get so much joy. Imagine how angry

112
00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:42,440
Speaker 2: she must get.

113
00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,279
Speaker 1: I think we all back you on that one. Hey,

114
00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,279
Speaker 1: tell us offline. I'll go leave her a bad yell.

115
00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,480
Speaker 3: Review or send us a few of those free pizza

116
00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,000
Speaker 3: cue bonds, and you'll go and take some free food

117
00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,520
Speaker 3: from her too.

118
00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:59,360
Speaker 1: We can make that happen. I love some harmless petty revenge.

119
00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:02,120
Speaker 3: So text in seven eighty five nine two. If you

120
00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,200
Speaker 3: have a confession that you've been holding on to or

121
00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,080
Speaker 3: some free food you want to send our way, we

122
00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,240
Speaker 3: can hide your identity. Mask your voice and make you

123
00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:10,880
Speaker 3: the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up next.

124
00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,920
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,