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Speaker 1: Hear me confession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take back arms.

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Speaker 3: Speak.

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Speaker 4: Got a text seventy five ninety two that says, if

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Speaker 4: I see someone's park their big expensive car over the

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Speaker 4: line so no one can use a space next to them,

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Speaker 4: oh my god, I will do everything I can to

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Speaker 4: try and squeeze into that spot. My record is six

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Speaker 4: minutes of careful maneuvering where I had to climb out

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Speaker 4: through my moonroof. But it was worth it.

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Speaker 2: My god.

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Speaker 4: That next level. Yeah, but if you're not that intense

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Speaker 4: and you want to just be mid level Patty, you

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Speaker 4: can come on this segment and share your evil misdeeds.

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Speaker 4: Right here on the mass speaker. We have a listener

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Speaker 4: who's ready to climb out the moonroof of his life.

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Speaker 4: He's chosen to go by the name Preston today. So Preston,

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Speaker 4: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, it's going on just here with you. Preston.

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Speaker 2: How are you feeling.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing okay, okay, yeah, Well we'll wait till the

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Speaker 3: confession happens.

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Speaker 4: Then we'll jump to our conclusions. But the boys changer

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Speaker 4: is on. You are the mass speaker, Preston. Whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 4: let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I used to date a woman who owned

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Speaker 3: a pizza place.

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Speaker 1: I want to date or the benefits alone.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, but the relationship was definitely not perfect.

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Speaker 1: What relationship is, but what relationship comes with free pizza?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like it could take a lot more.

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Speaker 4: That's as close to perfect as you can. But sorry,

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Speaker 4: it wasn't your best relationship, man.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't the.

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Speaker 3: Best kind of up and down, hot and cold type situation.

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Speaker 3: But after about a year we broke up. And this

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Speaker 3: is when I found out that she had cheated.

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Speaker 5: On me.

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Speaker 3: Several times.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, why do you got to learn all about it?

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Speaker 1: It's already over, I feel like, I mean, how did

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Speaker 1: you find out?

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Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing is that she told me. Oh

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Speaker 3: she told me that she didn't feel bad about it.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, why did she feel bad?

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Speaker 3: Well, she said that every time she'd come on from work,

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Speaker 3: I'd be asleep or if some would always come up,

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Speaker 3: and we never get together.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, kind of on her side on that one.

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Speaker 4: But you know what, it's.

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Speaker 2: Okay because you never sleep.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, five hour energies.

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Speaker 2: But what's okay?

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Speaker 4: You're too tired?

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Speaker 2: I get it. So she cheated because your schedules were off.

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Speaker 3: She cheated because the schedules were off, and she got

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Speaker 3: bored very easily. I think, all.

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Speaker 4: Right, I'm sorry, man, that's good. You don't want to

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Speaker 4: be with someone.

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Speaker 2: Like that, right, brother, She's not a one topping type

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Speaker 2: of lady.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, while we were still together, she had given

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Speaker 5: me a birthday present, which was a gift wrapped shoe

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Speaker 5: box killed with hundreds of coupons for three pizza at

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Speaker 5: her store.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad it had something inside of the shoe box,

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Speaker 4: and it wasn't just okay, that's a cool gift.

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Speaker 3: It was a cool gift because that way, I could

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Speaker 3: you walk in at any time and get myself three pizza.

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Speaker 1: I know, like, obviously, when she's there, she's the owner,

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Speaker 1: she'd give you one, but like, she wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: Always be there, So what does that have to do

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Speaker 2: with anything?

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Speaker 3: Though, Well, after we broke up, I never wanted to

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Speaker 3: go back to her pizza shop, right, that would be

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Speaker 3: obviously way too weird to see her again. But for

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Speaker 3: some reason I held on to the box.

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Speaker 2: Coupons okay on for the free pizzas.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't really sure why I kept them I just

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Speaker 3: didn't feel right throwing them all away.

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Speaker 4: You can give them out his presents.

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Speaker 2: Everybody knows it's your ex girlizza. Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 3: I tossed them the closet for a year and forgot

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Speaker 3: about them because they got a new job working in

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Speaker 3: front desk at the hotels downtown.

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Speaker 2: All right, right, what'd you do with them?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 3: I think sometimes we'll get super annoying guests coming to

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Speaker 3: stay with us who complain way too much, are just

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Speaker 3: rude to the staff, down to this a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yep. We all know the people.

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Speaker 4: Some of them are in this room right now, so

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Speaker 4: very intimately with those.

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Speaker 2: Everybody person so nice to people, the person. Okay, all right, okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So whenever we get people like that, I'll give

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Speaker 3: them one of the free pizza coupons in her restaurants.

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Speaker 2: While they're at the desk, they're yelling at you, and

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Speaker 2: you're like, here's a coupon for PI.

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Speaker 1: Local shop. The thing is that they become happy with

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Speaker 1: you and can go to her restaurant and take all

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Speaker 1: their rage out there.

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Speaker 4: Want is the your plan that?

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Speaker 3: Actually?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I mean it basically send them there so my access

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Speaker 3: to deal with them and give them free pizza.

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Speaker 2: And you're smoothing over your own situation.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she can't even make any money off of them,

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Speaker 4: because yes.

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Speaker 1: The food for freeze, and you know those type of

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Speaker 1: people don't tip.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's.

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Speaker 3: Great because I don't think she knows if it's you know,

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Speaker 3: me hand them out. But I kind of hope you

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Speaker 3: figured it it out though.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, even though your voice is masked, I'm sure she'll

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Speaker 4: work together.

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Speaker 2: And he didn't even say my pizza company made. But

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Speaker 2: I at least get free advertisement.

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Speaker 4: Out of it doing that, and you don't sound like

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Speaker 4: you feel guilty about that at all.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I get so much joy.

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Speaker 3: Imagine how angry she must get.

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Speaker 2: I think we all back you on that one. Yeah, hey,

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Speaker 2: tell us offline. I'll go leave her a bad yell

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Speaker 2: review or.

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Speaker 4: Send us a few of those free pizza cue bonds,

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Speaker 4: and we'll go and take some free food from her too.

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Speaker 3: We can make that happen.

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Speaker 2: I love some harmless petty revel.

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Speaker 4: Thanks so text in seven eighty five nine too. If

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Speaker 4: you have a confession that you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 4: or some free food you want to send our way,

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Speaker 4: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 4: you the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up next,