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Speaker 4: You guys would pretend to not know that. Isn't a country.

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Speaker 2: Haven't heard any of this I can, okay believe well

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Speaker 3: Story. Could there be a.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, or else I get punished. Yes, so do we

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Speaker 1: You don't by yourself you feel double crossed by I

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Speaker 5: It was a concern to me that you're a fan

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Speaker 4: If I could just intern jecks here, I'm by by

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Speaker 1: Would it helped to sort of find out between now

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Speaker 4: I don't know, guys, what I really this is. This

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds that sounds very inappropriate.

448
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 2: Have you seen big.

449
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't Elizabeth Perkins Perkins, they don't. They don't

450
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 4: have intercourse.

451
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, she slams them. They do not on camera, but

452
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 2: they slam.

453
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 4: But I just remembered something. Just if I could go

454
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 4: back to Shazam, you may there was a TV.

455
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 1: Show you just take her back to that part of

456
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: the show really fast.

457
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 4: In the seventies, there was a TV show called Hizam.

458
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,879
Speaker 4: That's what I was thinking of when I said I

459
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 4: was in the Shaquillo Neo movie.

460
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, you were in that TV show.

461
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 3: I watched that TV show.

462
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 2: Okay, that is like being That's a great stuff. The

463
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 2: TV show does a good job. It really feels like

464
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:19,679
Speaker 2: you're in it. Yes, so are we? Kevin? Does that

465
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 2: do anything for you? Did she watched Did she watch

466
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 2: the show? I don't think so. Could you know? Here's that?

467
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 1: This is the crazy thing. Kevin is obsessed, obviously with

468
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: with fame, but he will not let his girlfriend be famous.

469
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:40,439
Speaker 3: I know, so are you always nugging her? Are you

470
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 3: doing that?

471
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 2: He like?

472
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:46,879
Speaker 1: He refuses to let her pursue projects, and she, of

473
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: course wants to be famous for.

474
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 2: Singing and dancing.

475
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 1: And dancing and sports. But but Kevin refuses to let

476
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:02,199
Speaker 1: her pursue these things because he I guess he's like

477
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: he wants to like possess her, like he holds fame

478
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 1: on this pedestal and he doesn't want her to have

479
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: that power over him.

480
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 3: Well, that's understandable.

481
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay, Actually mark is thrown on me. It's

482
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 2: understandable in that I understand it like I do. I

483
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 2: can see it's it's a clear concept up individual. But

484
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 2: at the same time, understandable can also mean like I

485
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 2: agree with that idea. Did you know about that?

486
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 3: Meaning? I do?

487
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,439
Speaker 4: I guess on some level, I know that this isn't

488
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 4: very feminist subming, But I do think that the man.

489
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 2: Should be more famous in every relationship.

490
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 4: And if if you have to tear down your partner

491
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,360
Speaker 4: in order to keep them wanting to be with you,

492
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 4: that's that's how far you have to go for love.

493
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 3: And if that's what you have to.

494
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 4: Do, who can judge somebody for undermining and double crossing

495
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 4: their partner in order to stay in a relationship.

496
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 2: I guess that's true. What's you know what? Who gave

497
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 2: me the authority to say that Chef Kevin should not

498
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 2: undermine and double cross his partner in order to keep

499
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 2: the relationship in its current state where he is a tyrant.

500
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,679
Speaker 3: What if this is his only shot at love and that.

501
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 2: Okay, that gives me an idea.

502
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 1: I shot it love with Tila Tequila.

503
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 2: Okay, so she got pretty famous pretty quickly MySpace and

504
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 2: she did that show. Okay, here's an idea.

505
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: Oh yes, we do a show like that for you

506
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: shot a loave with Dea Tequila. But the everyone we

507
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 1: get to do the show and potentially marry you is

508
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 1: like Tom Cruise, Antonio Banderas Girst.

509
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 3: Duns, Chris and then.

510
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: And then they're like doing this show for like you know, publicity,

511
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: and like like just to do it. But then at

512
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: the end of this you have married a huge star

513
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: and that is like a way to get very fame.

514
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 2: Very famous, huh. And they'd be slightly more famous than you.

515
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,880
Speaker 2: But that matches your ideal version of a romantic relationship

516
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 2: in which the man is the famous one. What.

517
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 4: I love that idea, and it sounds like my best

518
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 4: shot at being successful. I do have a just to

519
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 4: be on your side for a second and advocate for you. Guys,

520
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 4: what if you if you can get Brad Pitt and

521
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 4: Tom Cruise and Kristen Dunce for that show, anton Antonio,

522
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 4: what if you got them instead for this show and deleted?

523
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:09,239
Speaker 2: Mind doing your episode at all? Yes, that's faster. Is

524
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 2: taking notes? Interesting? Okay? What about? So I had a

525
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,239
Speaker 2: question and this is just maybe lucky for us at

526
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 2: this Have you been kissing on Jordan Woods?

527
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 3: Wait? Who's Jordan Woods?

528
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 2: Okay?

529
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: That's okay, that's and also that's honestly what Tristan is saying.

530
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 2: Oh, no, kidding, he's like.

531
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 3: That the machular No, pretty close.

532
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's starting to feel like.

533
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: In the same area where it's like it is people

534
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: who are in America, uh, that we're talking about.

535
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 2: And one man and more than one woman.

536
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 4: I'll yeah, is it is it?

537
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 3: Is it Temptation Island?

538
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 2: Okay? No, close, that is not in America because some

539
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 2: of the people are, so we're getting geographically farther away.

540
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 2: But there is like the component, yes, is uh? Is

541
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 2: still there? Am I saying that name right? Jordan's Yeah?

542
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 3: Isn't the Bachelorette?

543
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 2: No, we would have said yes.

544
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: If you had said the bachelore and it was the Bachelorette,

545
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: we would absolutely have let that one.

546
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 2: Go close enough?

547
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, what else is I'm not?

548
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 4: I'm well, give me another hint?

549
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, this could be fun Jordan's how do

550
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 2: I give a hint?

551
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 7: Is it?

552
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 2: Do you have any hint?

553
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 8: Ideas Brett Woods Woods would.

554
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: It's not it's not a hint. Okay, it's not about her.

555
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: That's the one piece of information that we had that

556
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: were firm on. So we're not trying to give her

557
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: hint to guess the name. That is what she has already.

558
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 2: This is the kind of stuff Kevin likes. Okay, Kevin,

559
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,719
Speaker 2: he doesn't care how you get famous, and he almost

560
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: prefers it if it's through some form of infidelity.

561
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: But there isn't that many people who are famous for

562
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: like guessing names. Really, Oh yes, except John Carpenter, the

563
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: first winner of Millionaire.

564
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 3: Yeah what if I what if?

565
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 2: Thoughts? I don't think so? No, it couldn't be.

566
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 3: What if I could be directly thing?

567
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 2: So I guess I'll say, see go ahead, I'm sorry,

568
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 2: but you see why he had to do that.

569
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 4: No, I do, And I feel like what I was

570
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 4: going to say, is it is?

571
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 3: It is not a good idea.

572
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 2: I was going to say, I'll tell.

573
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 4: You, well, what if I what if I became the

574
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 4: first person to become famous for guessing names correctly?

575
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 2: But you get that you can guess any name. I

576
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 2: gotta say, guessing names was never really part of it.

577
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 2: You've been given the.

578
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 4: Name, right, I'm not Yeah, you're right, I'm totally off.

579
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 3: So wait, is Jordan Woods a girl?

580
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: Yes?

581
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, this is really good?

582
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 3: Is Tristan her boyfriend?

583
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 5: Wow?

584
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: And that this is sort of the sticky wicked, isn't it?

585
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: Which is that they kissed and he was supposed to

586
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: be boyfriends with the Chloe Kardashian with the Kardashian.

587
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: Maybe with and but on Jordan who guess what is

588
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 2: not Chloe on the website? And how do we know Jordan?

589
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 3: Do we think she's married to Tiger Woods?

590
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 2: Okay? And this is that is a Brett And I'm

591
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 2: sorry up there over Yeah, Brett, Brett is going to

592
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 2: mislead you. Brett is here as an impish force of destruction.

593
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 4: Okay, So we're at where how do we know Jordan's Woods?

594
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: Yes, she is friends with one with Oh Kim Kye

595
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: Kylie m and.

596
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 2: My hint for that would be lip kit billionaire.

597
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 3: So is Kylie famous for a lip kisch.

598
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 2: What is she even famous? Like four? And that was

599
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 2: a trading lip kit classic bit that we do. You

600
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 2: remember that episode of Hollywood Handbook where we talked about

601
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 2: why is Kim Kardashian even famous?

602
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: That's when we used to do like opening segment for

603
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, and Sean said that Kim Kardashian's but

604
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: looked like a peach, and this is that something we

605
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: would do now do today? Who hard to say? Couldn't

606
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: say certainly not now, because we already did it once.

607
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

608
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 3: I don't think it's wrong. I don't.

609
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 1: You're just well you have I will be honest, a

610
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: lot of really fucked up.

611
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 2: Let's take it used a little bit. Your views have

612
00:32:55,160 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 2: surprised me. Uh. Your ideas about relationships, gender, and just

613
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 2: morality are completely warped to the point that I'm scared.

614
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 3: To have to just be sitting across from me.

615
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 2: I will say, though, that will spike listenership, for sure.

616
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 2: People are the controversy.

617
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: It's like Alex Jones on Joe Rogan exactly exactly like that.

618
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 4: You guys, Yeah, did you go on and went out

619
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 4: to him?

620
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 2: And he's from Austin, which you were from as well.

621
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 4: I the the fury and hatred I feel towards Alex Jones.

622
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 2: I can't because he's stealing a lot of your stuff.

623
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 4: He's stole all my bits and now he's famous for it.

624
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 4: And I hope that he gets chased by a flat

625
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 4: cat in front of a bus and gets run over,

626
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to say.

627
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 2: And then the cat because it's so easy to just

628
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 2: stay right on the bus.

629
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 4: Himself under the bus, and then he so the mechanics

630
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 4: of this work.

631
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he raised fear for the cat.

632
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 3: Well, the cat raises his pawn like a victory raised.

633
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 2: But if you're standing on a certain side, you can't

634
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,879
Speaker 2: see it at all, right, because it's yeah, it's exactly yeah.

635
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,919
Speaker 3: I would love it.

636
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 4: I would if I hear that Trump or Alex Jones

637
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 4: or McConnell or Graham, if I hear that they.

638
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 3: Fell off of Graham Norton, I will dance.

639
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Graham Norton. He's so Graham Norton.

640
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 3: He's a he is secretly he bad guy. He's mega.

641
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 2: He's sort of like I mean, he reminds me of Brett.

642
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: Could we could we publicize based like for this episode

643
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: that Martha basically threaten to kill the president.

644
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 2: Wait, that is possibly a very juicy area, and threatened

645
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 2: to dance at the end.

646
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 4: And the thing that should be taken more seriously is

647
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 4: the threat to dance, because I can't I know that Sean,

648
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 4: that you know how to get a hold of a

649
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 4: flat cat, but I don't have those connections, so I

650
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 4: can't actually get.

651
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 2: Hayes.

652
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 4: And there's clearly some bad blood about the you not

653
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 4: sharing the contact info of the flat cats with Hayes,

654
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,919
Speaker 4: but I don't have that information, so I can't set

655
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 4: it up to have one of them chase Alex Jones

656
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 4: in front of a bus.

657
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 3: But if you do.

658
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 1: It, you mentioned you mentioned the cliff as well as

659
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: as I hope chasing them off a cliff.

660
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 4: Why aren't any Democrats luring them up onto a cliff?

661
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 4: That's one really easy way to handle cliff.

662
00:35:59,200 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 3: Thank you.

663
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 2: Oh and I didn't want this show to get political

664
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 2: because I felt out of my depth, but I realized

665
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 2: we do have Brett who is sort of a genius

666
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: expert on a Yeah, so the fiscal cliff. Now he's

667
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 2: introduced this idea. Brett unpacked that for us if a fiscal.

668
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 6: Cliff was the deadline. It's a deadline to pass the.

669
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 3: To sign the budget, right, Well.

670
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and then if they if they pass it, it's

671
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Speaker 6: like a lot of stuff don't get funded.

672
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 4: Not to be self centered again, but do you think

673
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 4: I could get famous for threatening to push politicians off

674
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 4: a cliff?

675
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 2: Well, that's what we were trying to do.

676
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: Is that?

677
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 2: Basically? The the promo for this episode that I guess

678
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 2: will run on like Bitch sessh or whatever, is like

679
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 2: Martha Kelly has threat basically lays out her plans fascinate

680
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,919
Speaker 2: the President Hollywood had book. She has a detailed plan

681
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 2: in which she describes exactly of the steps she's willing

682
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 2: to take and that would ideally it would be bad

683
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 2: for you?

684
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 3: Or would it?

685
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 2: Well?

686
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 3: Is the Dame ever been?

687
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 2: Right? Right? Wow? I would have to ask Jordan Woods

688
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: or h Tristan Thompson or Chloe or any of the

689
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 2: many people we mentioned who will certainly still be topical

690
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 2: in April when this episode is allowed to be released.

691
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 4: Well, what do you what do you think Chris Jenner

692
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 4: would say about it?

693
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 2: Uh? Oh, goodie, you know what I mean.

694
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 9: I'm yeah, So let's check in with Kevin, just like

695
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 9: what we have out there so far, maybe reality show

696
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 9: where she marries uh Tom Cruise, Antonio Benderos.

697
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe we figure out a way to get you

698
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: into Zanna. I'm still sort of working. I think it

699
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: comes out like April eighth or something like that. Maybe

700
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: she is like threatening to kill the president. You know

701
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,439
Speaker 1: what actually would really be helpful is if you did

702
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: it before this episode came out, and then we.

703
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 2: Say that what this will be used in court because

704
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 2: this is you laying out the plan.

705
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 4: So is there a way Sean that you would feel

706
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 4: comfortable sharing the contact information for the resident?

707
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 3: The flat cat?

708
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,439
Speaker 1: The cat has to be is like a big part

709
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: of the plan. Yeah, we're assuming that people are going

710
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: to be running from it.

711
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,399
Speaker 2: Then, yeah, they're really scared of the cat in your version, right,

712
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,479
Speaker 2: he's not very big and he doesn't move.

713
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 1: He kind of blows around, so it's hard to get him.

714
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,879
Speaker 2: He's a drawing. I mean, I should say.

715
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 3: This is really Garfield. This is disheartening.

716
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 1: If you notice Garfield is flat every time you look.

717
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 2: You talk about him being very round, but really if

718
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:02,879
Speaker 2: you do try to get behind his side or behind him,

719
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 2: he's completely flat.

720
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 3: Okay, but mitigating factor.

721
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 4: I have heard you say he is a nasty cat,

722
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,879
Speaker 4: and so he would for sure chase somebody in front

723
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 4: of a bus.

724
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: Okay, but you have to be holding him up and

725
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: running at the person if he is going to be

726
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 1: like just in terms of.

727
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 2: And my words have boomeranged on.

728
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 4: Me, do you think that if I how does this

729
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,720
Speaker 4: sound like I would have a legitimate defense in court

730
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 4: to not be executed for a capital offense. I'm sneaking

731
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 4: up behind any really at this point, any Republican politician

732
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 4: or Alex Jones, and I'm carrying Garfield, and I pretend

733
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 4: that he jumps out of my arms at them, but

734
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 4: I'm actually throwing him because he can't jump, because he's

735
00:39:59,200 --> 00:39:59,760
Speaker 4: a cartoon.

736
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 2: Is it drawing there? You're throwing one of the books,

737
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:05,720
Speaker 2: one of the compilations.

738
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 4: I'm throwing a book, paperback book of Garfield.

739
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 2: I'm just going to quickly look up the name of

740
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 2: one of them. I want to get it right. I do.

741
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: One of those rectangular paperbacks. No, not the name of

742
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: Garfield's owner. Everyone knows what that is.

743
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 2: He's looking.

744
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: He's going to look up one of the names of

745
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: the books. I believe the first one was maybe called

746
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 1: Larger than Life.

747
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 2: I had that.

748
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 8: One I had interesting, would any one of the four

749
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 8: of you be willing to play a part in this

750
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 8: to help me make it happen?

751
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: You're worried that some of these compilations are gonna be

752
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,720
Speaker 1: too heavy for you to carry by yourself.

753
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 2: And yes, for sure that Garfield at large? Yeah pretty close.

754
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is that fat joke about him. And as

755
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 4: someone with a very overweight cant this is a sensitive area.

756
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 4: But he's fount because he loves lasagna. If one of

757
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 4: you can be carrying a lasagna and hand it, did

758
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 4: you see Pritzy's honor?

759
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: Uh? And not in a way that I'm gonna know

760
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: whatever you're talking about, but I think technically yes, it

761
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 1: was Angelica Houston, I know, like the broadest.

762
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 2: They had a lot going on at the time.

763
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 4: Well, Kathleen Turner throws a fake baby at a bodyguard

764
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 4: in order to distract him long enough to murder somebody

765
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 4: because she's a hip person. So that's what one of

766
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 4: you could do with lasagna, hand it or toss it

767
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 4: to the target. And then they see Garfield in my arms.

768
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 4: And that's why they're afraid of him, because they know

769
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 4: he's coming for the lasagna that they didn't.

770
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 2: And this is reminding me of Pritzy's honor in a

771
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 2: way in which I've completely lost the thread. That's what's

772
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 2: familiar to me. I guess so soone.

773
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 1: So that has to lure whoever this person is up

774
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: to the edge of a cliff, and then so I

775
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: also hand them a LASAGNYA.

776
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: We don't really take stands on whether it's good or

777
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 2: bad to be evil, do you know what I mean?

778
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 2: So it's it's uncomfortable for me for you to talk

779
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: about some of these politicians as if everyone just agrees that,

780
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 2: like be evil, it's bad. But this is just for

781
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:29,439
Speaker 2: you know, the show.

782
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: It would obviously be like a huge deal if she

783
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: I would kill ideally a bunch of people as a

784
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: promotional opportunity.

785
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm one hundred percent behind it because I'm always

786
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 2: in favor of this show being bigger than the Doe Boys.

787
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 4: Well, I think that if I could manage to do

788
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 4: these crimes, you could have your on your hands, a

789
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 4: new Ted Bundy Netflix.

790
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: Yes, it's so big right now, Ted Bundy Special, The

791
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: Freaking Like I Do.

792
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,720
Speaker 2: You could be basically the new Dirty John Ted Bundy

793
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 2: legendary snack status. Oh my, what a complete snack. I'm

794
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 2: loving watching this handsome man.

795
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: You could be as famous and sexually desired as Ted Bundy.

796
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 2: Dirty John.

797
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 3: No, who's Dirty John?

798
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 2: Dirty John? Oh well, first of all, check out Wondery.

799
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 2: They're making some great podcasts. I don't know why you're

800
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 2: on your wolf. They go on guests on one of

801
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 2: their shows about murder. Go on to Wondery and be

802
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 2: involved in a murder. That's who will do the story

803
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 2: of you. So they dirty John is doing a trick

804
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 2: and he's wearing scrubs, and he goes just being a

805
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 2: doctor the other day, and everyone goes, but by all

806
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 2: means leave in my house. That is kind of the story.

807
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 4: Wait, they say, by all means do one in my

808
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 4: house live it?

809
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 3: Oh, and then does he murder them?

810
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 2: Well, no, I don't want to spoil, but he does it.

811
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 2: He's just marrying everyone, Dirty John, Dirty John. Yes, almost

812
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 2: everyone in the world. Yes, he is an adult friend

813
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 2: out there to be faut mm hmmm.

814
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 3: I cannot solve this mystery.

815
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 2: You're not an adult friend finder.

816
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 3: No, but I heard about it yesterday.

817
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, you heard about it yesterday and you made

818
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 2: that face when I brought it up.

819
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 4: What I thought when you said he's an adult friend

820
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 4: to be to be found? I thought you were saying

821
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 4: that there is a series on Netflix about him trying

822
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 4: to meet people.

823
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 2: I'm not Martha. Can I say something that When we

824
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 2: initially corresponded about you doing this show, one of the

825
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 2: things you said was, I'll try not to be too

826
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 2: much of a spaz. Yeah, what do you think of

827
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 2: when you hear about a spaz? What kind of energy

828
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 2: are you thinking about?

829
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you it might not, It might not.

830
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 4: In might To me, my version of being a spaz

831
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 4: is that being so nervous that because I'm excited to

832
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 4: meet you guys, that I can't function. And in defense

833
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 4: of that theory, I did. I was gonna be late anyway,

834
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 4: but then I missed my first freeway entrance and then

835
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,399
Speaker 4: I got on the wrong direction free a freeway going

836
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:53,919
Speaker 4: in the wrong direction twice, and not because I was nervous.

837
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 4: I was already late, and that was part of me

838
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 4: spasing out, was not paying attention to.

839
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 2: What I I'm loving this and I'm sorry that happened

840
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 2: to you.

841
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,439
Speaker 1: I'm I've always had this, especially that when every other

842
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: a famous person who comes on this show is late,

843
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 1: which they almost always are completely disengaged as well, because

844
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: they're so nervous to meet us, so excited to be.

845
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,439
Speaker 2: They're missing freeway. Oh we're going to see the boys today. Well,

846
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 2: maybe that's what we're finding out, it I it sounded

847
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 2: like you were starting to say something. Yeah, I had

848
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 2: the same idea.

849
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 3: I feel like.

850
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 4: My only ally at this point might be Bosh. But

851
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 4: he did he is having a big sleeps well.

852
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,879
Speaker 2: He can't look so yeah. That was the other part

853
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 2: of the correspondence was just it was immediately that you

854
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 2: were excited to beat Bosh.

855
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 4: I am what I am still hoping that.

856
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 2: How many animal accounts would you say you follow?

857
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 4: I don't know because I usually some of technically their

858
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 4: people accounts, but all they post is their animal and

859
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 4: then some of them are animal But like Dog Solutions.

860
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:12,439
Speaker 1: Is.

861
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 2: It sounds bad?

862
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 3: It's so good.

863
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 4: It's supposedly it's account written and run by dogs and.

864
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 2: They Okay, I'm with you on the supposedly.

865
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 3: Well, you know, prove them wrong. How why don't you

866
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 3: prove that it isn't.

867
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I prove that it isn't. Now, I'm teamed up

868
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,240
Speaker 2: against you.

869
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 1: Okay, I was just I was just going with what

870
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: you said. But the are they solving it's solutions for dogs?

871
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 4: It's well, it had the the header picture is a

872
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 4: dog with one of those phone operator headsets on in

873
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 4: front of a computer, and it's just saying like, we

874
00:47:56,160 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 4: have your solution for whatever, for anybody or anything.

875
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

876
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 4: And then it's just tweets written poorly as a dog would.

877
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 3: That's why I believe.

878
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 2: It's for the dog buying customer support, yes, and.

879
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 4: Just promoting the brand of dog, just that dogs are great.

880
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 2: And are and are you a financial participant in dog solutions?

881
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,720
Speaker 2: I would it would be great just for transparency.

882
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 4: You could, well, I subscribe to their Twitter accounts, so

883
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 4: if that helps them get any kind of advertising.

884
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 2: On so I you know, initially the idea was can

885
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 2: we make Martha famous enough to be on the show,

886
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 2: But now we've shifted slightly into can we make dog

887
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 2: solutions popular enough and she can make money off it.

888
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 4: I what I was thinking when I was driving here

889
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 4: late and filled with shame, was when you messaged me

890
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 4: last night, I should I should have said I won't

891
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 4: be any good tomorrow. Because I'm gonna be working late.

892
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 2: But I thought we would have bullied you into doing

893
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 2: the show anywhere.

894
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 4: Well, I thought if I didn't do it, I would

895
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 4: never get another chance to do it.

896
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,720
Speaker 3: And if you're the kind of person who.

897
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 4: Is in a TV show like Shazam, you feel like

898
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 4: it's worth trying, even if it doesn't turn out good.

899
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 4: It's better to permanently ruin an opportunity by trying it

900
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 4: when you're not ready.

901
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 2: This is good, this is what we used to do, Hollywood,

902
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 2: But your freaking sco.

903
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 4: You have to try and potentially never get asked back,

904
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 4: and possibly even create some anger that lingers in the

905
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 4: people who asks you, because if you don't do that,

906
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 4: who knows you'd forget at least know you'll remember me.

907
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 4: It won't be in the way that I would have hoped.

908
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,839
Speaker 2: One of the most memorable episodes we've ever done. And

909
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 2: you are welcome back anytime, but we do need a

910
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 2: signed note from your doctor saying that you've had a

911
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 2: full night sleep, and.

912
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: We also might have like another guest on at the

913
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: same time. Of course, you know it can't just be

914
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,760
Speaker 1: like always Martha's on the show, and this is like

915
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,399
Speaker 1: an like another something.

916
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 2: Ever, sometimes we have a guest who maybe we're friends

917
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 2: with or we just think is funny, who's not necessarily

918
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 2: a huge name, and we'll say that we want them on,

919
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 2: and Kevin go, oh maybe they could you guys with

920
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 2: someone else?

921
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 5: Maybe pft Okay, I feeling very specifically.

922
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 2: Now we have stolen uh. I would I should point

923
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 2: out for all the people that didn't like Tom Sharpling

924
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,280
Speaker 2: when he was on the show and are just absolute

925
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 2: fools and said nasty things about him online that made

926
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 2: him upset, and now he doesn't like our show anymore.

927
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 2: I should say that what you've been enjoying of our

928
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 2: new show, Kevin impression is actually Tom and just doing

929
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 2: a p mic and it's such a funny voice. It's

930
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 2: so good to just make the person you're doing an

931
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 2: impression of sound not credible at all. That Yeah, you

932
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 2: stole it, but we do need a new Sorry.

933
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: It reminds me we do need a new Tom, because

934
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 1: he won't do the show anymorea we need someone to

935
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: be on the show fifteen.

936
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 2: Times a year.

937
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 4: I have mixed feelings because if I could get away

938
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 4: with it, I would hide under this table when you

939
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:34,240
Speaker 4: all leave the building, and be here every time you record.

940
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't have to do that, you could you.

941
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 3: But it would be fun to do that.

942
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: It's fun to get Okay, it seems like you just

943
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: want to do that anyway, but that seems independent from

944
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:44,399
Speaker 1: the show.

945
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 2: Okay, you just like being tricky. I like being sneaky

946
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 2: tracks with the trump play.

947
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 4: But I also I can't believe anyone would talk shit

948
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,839
Speaker 4: about Tom Sharpling. So on the one hand, I do

949
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,760
Speaker 4: want to steal his spot of being a recurring guest.

950
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 4: But on the other hand, I want to punch in

951
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 4: the nose anyone who said anything bad about him online.

952
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 2: So I guess it would be helped.

953
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,280
Speaker 1: So okay, I understand that, but it would be helpful

954
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: if you would say something very nasty about him for

955
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:20,879
Speaker 1: just like getting like a clips like yeah, a clip, yes,

956
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: stay sort of the currency of social media.

957
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 4: I haven't heard on him say anything that made me

958
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 4: think anything means So can you give me some material

959
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 4: to think of an insult.

960
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:38,399
Speaker 2: About Okay, and I'm sort of your writer's room at

961
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 2: this point. Yes, okay, all right, he's talking about Mike

962
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 2: Love a lot.

963
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 4: Oh the beach Boy. Yes, well, then no wonder people

964
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,720
Speaker 4: are out at Tom. I fucking hate the Beach Boys.

965
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: No, okay, sorry, he he also doesn't like Mike Love.

966
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 4: Oh, and to be fair to Mike Love, I don't

967
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 4: don't know why I hate him. I just I think

968
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 4: I heard he's a Republican.

969
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: No, but okay, we're getting off track here. You are

970
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,879
Speaker 1: now you were not supposed to be agreeing with Tom.

971
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,280
Speaker 1: If you are supposed to be saying nasty things about

972
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 1: Tom specifically, well, I.

973
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 4: Will say that when he when he was starting the

974
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:25,439
Speaker 4: show Grease snows and eggs, gree snows eggs, I did

975
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 4: think that he could have tried harder, thank you to

976
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 4: make it a hit, because.

977
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,760
Speaker 2: He is going to get genuinely upset.

978
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 4: Well, it was an easy It would have been an

979
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 4: easy hit. It would have been number one if you'd

980
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 4: put any effort into it.

981
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 2: One of his recent topics was overheard conversations.

982
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 3: I love eaves dropping, but isn't.

983
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 2: It a violation to express it on the show? And

984
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 2: wouldn't that have been something nastier to say than that

985
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 2: you love it? Martha?

986
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,720
Speaker 5: I feel like giving Tom a note of try harder

987
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,439
Speaker 5: is perfect for trying month.

988
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 2: So this is like my idea just wrapping it up.

989
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 4: But I would like to just say, as you're trying

990
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 4: to wrap it up and having gotten here late, now

991
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try and make you stay when you don't

992
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 4: want to. I'm only saying he should have tried harder

993
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 4: for grease nose uggs. I'm not saying as a as

994
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 4: an artist, as a whole he should try harder.

995
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,399
Speaker 2: Sure, Okay, just watering it down a fan. We will

996
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 2: have to cut this.

997
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 4: I'm a big fan of Tom Sharpling. Okay, Sean, are

998
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 4: you texting Tom Sharpling.

999
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 2: I was looking to see another Garfield title, but I

1000
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 2: realized that they are all in Spanish. One thing I'm

1001
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 2: reminded of bringing it all the way back to Hayes's

1002
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 2: story is some people become famous, uh as like Wiley

1003
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 2: Dufreine as a famous chef. Is there a wicked kitchen

1004
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 2: creation you could perhaps whip up on the show in

1005
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 2: order to help get you famous enough to be worthy

1006
00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 2: of Try month.

1007
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: A food that like you can like Usually it's a

1008
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 1: food that you can hit with a hammer and it

1009
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: like shatters.

1010
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 2: Yes, and then you eat it and it looks it's

1011
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,879
Speaker 2: like made of something to be something else. So it's

1012
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 2: like an apple made of strawberries.

1013
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,839
Speaker 4: I have something that I eat every day and it

1014
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 4: might not be good enough, but it's in the mall park.

1015
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:26,240
Speaker 4: It's a pancake, but it's made out of oat bran,

1016
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 4: splendid cinnamon and then with hot water.

1017
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: And then okay, this is pretty wicked and it seems

1018
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 1: and I'm smashing that with a hammer.

1019
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 4: Well, you flatten it in a pan and then toast

1020
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 4: it until it's crispy, and then it's it's a sad pancake,

1021
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,959
Speaker 4: but it's crunchy. So if you hit it it would

1022
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 4: I do? I crush it with my hand and then

1023
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 4: I break it in pieces.

1024
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 2: You know who'd like that? Garfield? And we all know

1025
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 2: that Garfield hangs out. Garfield listens to his gut. Garfield

1026
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 2: weighs in, and Garfield hogs the spotlight and eats his

1027
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 2: heart out and feeds the kiddy in life to the fullest.

1028
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 2: And wow, there's a lot of Garfield collections. Choose the

1029
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 2: fat so oh wait, did you say Larger than Life

1030
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 2: was the first one. That's what I thought. Here's something

1031
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 2: that you'll find to be amazing. This is his third book,

1032
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 2: and i'd like you to read me the title and

1033
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 2: maybe also what he's saying.

1034
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:37,359
Speaker 1: Okay, the title is Garfield Bigger than Life Wow, and

1035
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: it says he is thinking I'm fat and I'm lazy

1036
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 1: and I'm proud of it.

1037
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 3: Wow.

1038
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:48,399
Speaker 2: That's funny. He's the original body positive icon.

1039
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 1: The forty six one is called Garfield Spills the Beans

1040
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: like in the story, remember

1041
00:56:55,000 --> 00:57:10,360
Speaker 4: The cat fell into the beans at Chipotle IHM