WEBVTT - #237: Thanks-giving your stuffing a bad review 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:10.440 Start Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys Data. 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:18.759 They're making noise data up. Episode two thirty seven. It's 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:25.040 the Brooklyn Boys podcast for Thanksgiving week. Yeah, I'm excited. Well, 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.080 you should be excited because by the time this thing 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:32.280 gets posted, you will be in another country. I will be. Well, no, 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:35.919 I'll be back from another country. That depends what day 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:39.200 we post this. Actually I'll be traveling. The next day 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:41.080 I'll be I'll be in Costa Rica. I'm in Costa 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:46.040 Rica right now, everybody. I'll be on tomorrow. I'm in 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:50.320 New Jersey. Everybody. Man, I'll tell you well, I I 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:52.440 don't I don't miss a second of vacation. It's just 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:54.840 like I gotta soak up the sun. I gotta soak 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:58.200 up every last morsel of the time that we're given 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:02.680 because it's like, oh my god, my girlfriend decides to 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:06.200 call me now when we're recording the podcast. By the way, 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:10.880 thanks Cheryl Crow. Uh you want to sucking up the sun? Yeah, okay, 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:12.480 I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to call her 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:17.840 back to call her back podcast again. Oh you see, 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:19.400 if put her on, you want to go, I gotta 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:23.720 go put her one. I don't know. I don't know 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:27.440 if she wants to be on the podcast. Hello, Hi, 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:30.760 yeah you're on You're on the Brook and Boys podcast 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:41.360 episode damn it, I thought, So, what's good? How are you? 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:43.920 How are you handling Bobby flake this and your stuffing? 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:51.440 I'm okay? He said he loved me, so I'm all right. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:56.480 That's all that she cares about. Yes, that was the 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:58.560 most important part. And he used my name. That was 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:01.320 great to hear. Yes, yeah, and he said I know 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:05.680 her for seventy four years because no, no, no, he said, 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:09.320 I've been dating you for seventy yeah. Yeah, yeah, but yeah. 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.760 Taking shots at me on the air for not proposing 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:19.679 to Robin. Yeah, another reason we list love him well 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:21.640 in all fairness, and I love I love Bobby, but 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.720 he's had a few unsuccessful marriages, I believe well. He 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:27.839 then he poked fun of himself. He said he made 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:31.000 made something a joke to the effect about you know 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:34.000 three times a charm or you know whatever or right right? 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:35.880 So he getting turried to because you know, you know 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:42.600 you got the right idea, buddy, no aliment to pay. No, 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:45.160 he said, no, wonder you not moving forward? You can't 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:48.400 make stuffing well, let's let's talk about that for a 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:50.720 quick second. Where do you think the stuffing went wrong? 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:54.400 We came in fifth place if in case out of three, 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:57.320 if you didn't know out of five, you're an asshole. 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:01.800 So Bobby play came up. We did our our annual 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:05.160 uh stuff off of the Morning Show where we all 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:08.800 made our own stuffings, and um, I decided to ask 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:12.480 Robin to see if she would find a nice recipe 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:14.800 and do the submission for me because I've been so 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:17.400 busy and I haven't been around by so so busy. 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:21.480 So Robin volunteered. Thank you for doing that, and uh, 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:26.799 you know, we all got our our stuffing judged by 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:30.040 Bobby and Elvis came in first and I came in last. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:32.000 That's all that you really need to know. Then I 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.800 revealed that it wasn't me, it was Robin who made it. 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:39.640 So so what was what was the recipe and where 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:44.360 do you think it went wrong? So it had Sariso 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:48.600 sausage in it and collaborat Chile's, which I thought would 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:50.800 be a winner, because we know those were the flavors 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:56.680 that Bobby like Southwestern heat. Yeah, yeah, so there was 0:03:56.720 --> 0:04:00.160 definitely to um, but I agree with him. It did 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:03.640 look minced. The recipe set to finally dice up the vegetable, 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:05.800 So I think when you do that, kind of lose 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:10.240 the big flavor hits um. And then the other thing 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:13.840 was what was the issue? Um, Yeah, I don't know. 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.760 It was putting bretty. It was a lot of bread 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:18.000 and it was a lot of rs. She used the 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:22.039 King's Lion rolls for a little sweetness, Yes, because that 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:25.479 seems to win another year. So I copied, well, i'll 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:28.560 see this. Waking it up the next day by throwing 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:31.279 water on it and throwing it in a microwave might 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.360 have made it turn to mush because he called it 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:37.600 mush because oh this is mushy, but food for the 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:42.160 exact Yeah. So, I don't know. Maybe it was my fault. 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:45.960 There was no way to reheat it properly. But what listen, 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:50.880 you tried your best. We I'm just happy that he 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:53.040 said that all of them were winners. You know, he 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:56.279 did say that, he says, this is competition this year. 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:59.680 So and we came in number two the last year 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:02.400 we using his recipes, So I think I should have 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:04.680 stuff with his recipes. Oh you did the old using 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:09.920 Bobby Flay's recipe routine. This time she took it out 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:18.640 of bone appetite. So yeah, So speaking of Thanksgiving, what um, Robin, 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.039 you will not be cooking on Thanksgiving? I guess well, 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:25.200 I'm no, she's not gonna Robin's gonna be with her parents. 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:29.000 Uh and and her father. I think that he sees 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:32.520 ghosts because he cooks for twelve people when there's three 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:36.839 people in games. Yes, there's only three of us going 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:41.920 him Mia mom, and he's making a turkey and a ham. 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:45.960 A turkey and a ham. Yeah. Boy, my mother doesn't 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:49.360 eat turkey. Yeah, her mom doesn't. Her mom doesn't eat birds. 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:56.719 She collects, She collects them. Yeah, Robin's mother will take 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:59.280 a wounded pigeon off the street and nurse it back 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:02.920 to health. Yes, I opened up her freezer one some 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:06.680 one fell out. It was dead. Well, probably not the 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:10.280 best place to put it. Then, all right, Robin, we're 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:14.400 gonna let you go for now. Okay, on that note, 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:18.000 We're just gonna let that go, right, We're sell that 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:21.680 right over Brody's head. All right, take care. What what 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:26.760 do you mean was frozen? A frozen pigeon? Yeah, yeah, 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:31.400 a real frozen pigeon. It was in her freezer. Yes, 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:33.800 so what am I missing? Like she thought it was 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:37.080 like Walt Disney and kirogenics or something where she could 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:40.040 freeze the pyrogenics. What do you call that thing? Were 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:43.520 you criogenetics? Cryogenetics? Yeah, but it only happens in Egypt, 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:47.000 in Cairo. What are you talking about? Cryogenetics? I don't know. 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:51.080 Her mom rescue to pigeon and it was dead or 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:54.200 something and she put it in the freezer. Okay, this 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:58.279 woman maybe needs to speak to somebody profession now that 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:02.320 I was, I will say this. I will say this though, 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:04.640 Brody and and and and I and don't make fun 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:09.560 of me like they did really on The Big Show. No, 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:12.040 you laugh, you laugh. But um, you know how every 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.480 year I have to get that that free range organic 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:19.080 Willie bird, that big It's a tradition in my family 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.480 that I spend crazy money and I go to Williams 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.560 Snoma online and I have this fresh turkey delivered to 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.200 the house and it's cleaned and it's pre briant, and 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:29.400 it's ready to go in the oven and all you 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:31.440 gotta do is cook it and and it always tastes 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:34.680 so nice and juicy. Every year, and it's worth every penny. Well, 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:38.760 this year, I waited too long, and well the moral 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:41.120 of the story is, don't wait that long. Because the 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:43.440 only amount of birds, the only birds that were left 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:47.320 were ten pound turkeys. Ten ten pounds not gonna be 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:50.200 good for the family. It was ten one pound turkeys. 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:55.440 Ten pound turkey. No one a ten No, don't don't 0:07:55.440 --> 0:08:02.480 go there or tend to pound turkeys. Two pound turkeys, 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:06.920 two pound turkeys. That'll be Yeah, that aired on Monday. 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.119 Really are you didn't tell me that guys are playing 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:12.000 my Thanksgiving phone tap? I'd like to know about it. 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:15.880 That's exciting. That would happen on Monday anyway. Uh so, Yeah, 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:18.720 so for the most part, because I it was only 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:22.400 ten pound turkeys left, I went to go look for 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:26.680 a pasture raised turkey. I googled it and faced by 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:32.520 a pastor. No google heritage food that come on. Nope, 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:36.760 I'm telling you this. This is the oldest lineage of 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:40.040 known turkey, and it is coming to my It is 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:44.320 coming to the house, and we're gonna experiment tomorrow. If 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:46.199 today's Wednesday, I don't even know what day it is, 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:52.400 but that this Thanksgiving was recording this for Thanksgiving week. Uh, 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:55.880 this turkey is going to be a it is it is. 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:58.440 It is from one of these farmers. It is a 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:02.200 pasture raise. It lived a very happy life and it 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:05.360 pretty much is able to you know, eat, you know 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.120 the you know, go from the greenery and walk around. 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:10.319 This is not a turkey that's been crushed up in 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:14.320 a coupe, eating its own ship or being fed corn feed. 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:18.439 This is this turkey that I ordered this year is 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:23.000 supposed to be from the oldest uh lineage or the 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:26.400 seeing It's a single origin traced turkey. It's called a 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:32.160 pastor's important. It's a pastor raised young turkey. Again, pastor 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:35.959 like a priest rate, a pasture past What does you 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:39.120 can't speak today? Pasture raised? You know what? A pastor 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:46.040 not pasteurized like milk. Yeah, pastor raised, pastor raised, paste raised. Yes, 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.880 a pastor. You know what, you're still cutting its head off, 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.800 putting stuffing up its ass and putting cranberry sauce next 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.520 to it. No, but it's it's gonna taste better because 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:59.520 it was under less stress during its life. Yeah. Hey, 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.360 how's it going in Turkey? Hey man, I'm chill. Great, 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:06.360 you look delicious. No, No, don't you realize that if 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:09.600 sometimes when you eat steak, if the if the cow 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:13.760 was stressed at any point in their life, if it 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:17.280 was an accountant to note the meat taste terrible and 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:20.840 it or taste or it's tough, or I'm telling you 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:24.080 this is there's a thing. There's a rhyme and reason too. 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:25.719 If you want to give let you give the cow 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.600 a BackRub before you get you kill it. No, there's 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:32.360 a humane way of of of killing turkey. So we 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:35.560 can't we tell ourselves no, it's true, there's no humane 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:37.880 way to kill a thing and eat it. Yes, there is. 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:40.960 I'm telling you. That's where I'm going with this whole story. 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.160 So what I'm trying. I'm sure the turkey would disagree. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:48.040 What there's Apparently there's a a there's a good way 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:51.280 and a bad way to execute the turkey or the 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.360 chicken or whatever it is. I would imagine running it 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:55.240 over what your car and dragging it five miles would 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:57.080 be bad. But if you've got a cow in the 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:00.840 grazing in the grass and any st rush to high 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:04.920 hell yeah, and then and then you kill it, Apparently 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:07.080 the meat is bad or or the same thing with 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:11.400 chickens and turkeys. Apparently they they have this thing where 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:16.079 there's a way of doing it which makes the meat tender. 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:18.640 In other words, you walk up to the cow, you 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:21.280 say the bull. Rather, you walk up to the ball 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:23.959 and you go, hey, guess what, you just won the lottery, 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:30.720 and he goes and then you kill it. How it goes, hey, 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:33.240 hey bull, Hey bull? You give the ball. How it's 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:35.160 like a hand job. You give the bull a hand job, 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.439 and then when he's all relaxed, you kill him. I'm 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:40.480 telling you there's something to eating stressed out beef that's 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:42.360 not good for you. It's not good and not or 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:44.960 just not not tasting. By the way, the way what 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:49.319 I just described is known as beef stroking off. Have 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:51.000 you never had that? That's how to happened. That's why 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:53.880 the meats so tender. You're not gonna you're not gonna 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:56.680 believe me. Listen, google it on your spare time. But 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.840 there's there there is something to be said for the 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:05.360 what what how these animals were raised and the very 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:09.120 best you can get is a pasture raised chicken or turkey, 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:11.360 and if you could find them, but there's only like 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:17.520 two of of of our Nation's chicken and turkey is 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:21.679 like is heritage or pasture raised? Trust me on this 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.200 it had it, had it lived a happy life. Just 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:27.920 know that's my concern. By the way, you said you 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:30.600 talked about this on the Big Show, on the Morning Show, 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:33.040 on the podcast. Oh they crushed me. They crushed you 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:39.720 on the on Mono podcast. Jim Thomas Jim Thomas at 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:42.520 regular listening to this podcast and a frequent d M 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.400 of ours. Uh. He put up a poll on the 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:50.840 Brooklyn Boys fan page and he said Scary told his 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:54.200 airport story hearing aid story on the Big Show and 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:56.840 also on his Instagram. Will he will it be on 0:12:56.880 --> 0:13:00.320 the podcast? No way, Scary would never do that. Or 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:04.720 two chance that's scaries math, not mine. He reuses material. 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.800 People said you would tell the airport hearing eight story 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:13.360 on the podcast, and and you did, of course. Yeah, 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:18.040 people thought you wouldn't. Thank you. Jim Thomas. Bring up 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:21.880 to Paul on the Brooklyn Boys fan page. You Jim Thomas, Yeah, okay, 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:26.520 So what are you doing for Thanksgiving? Oh? Not eating 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:30.520 Robin's stuffing, that's for sure. Well none's offered to you, 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:34.079 so that wow? Good? Uh, we are going out for dinner. 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:40.120 We are going out for dinner. Uh. We have reservations 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:42.720 in two places. We're going to cancel one of them 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:47.400 on Monday, but one of them is Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:51.319 Ruth's Chris. And the reason I say Ruth's Chris Steakhouse 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:54.200 is that this week my wife and I went to 0:13:54.280 --> 0:14:04.080 a a champagne dinner. Um. It was sponsored by UM 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:10.840 Love Uh clicko clicko. Yeah, No, it's love you said 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:13.800 it rott Nope. The woman from from the company said, 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:16.160 it's love like love, dude. I was today years old 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:19.200 when I found that out. It's loove clicko love clicko. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:23.440 It looks like ve click whatat but it's love click 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:27.240 That's that's a fancy champagne right there. Yeah. Yeah. So 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:30.560 what they did was they had, uh, not the usual menu, 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:34.880 a five course meal with the food custom made to 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.520 go with the five different wines that the champagne's we have. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:40.680 How great. And I didn't pick up at the food. 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:42.720 It was all food I liked, so it was good. 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:44.400 There was one thing that I pickles on it. I 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:47.080 had to order without pickles. Uh. That's that's again part 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:51.320 of the conversation with my wife still you're finally developing 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:55.720 a larger appetite. Larger appetites on a palette. My wife said, 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:59.040 she was very impressed that I ate everything, uh, because 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.120 some of it was some of it was. It was 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:04.520 a little unique, but I ate it. But here's the thing. 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:10.600 The woman who who worked, who presented for the evening, yep, 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:15.760 gave the history of Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, which you and 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:19.000 I have all heard. We've told the woman Ruth uh 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:23.560 brought Chris's Steakhouse down. It was Chris A Steakhouses. If 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:26.760 you google, this was Chris Steakhouse, Chris Steakhouse. There's this 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:30.920 awesome comedian who does a whole bit about Ruth Chris Steakhouse, 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:33.760 and now it's the worst. It's gonna be the worst 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:39.400 name for a restaurant ever because of the Ruth's Christ's right. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:43.000 But here's the things. And the woman telling the story 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:48.840 about the history of Ruth's, Ruth's Chris Yeah, kept saying 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:53.640 Ruth Chris. No, yes, Oh my god. She would have 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:56.880 been fired on the spot. So Melissa, my wife, had 0:15:56.920 --> 0:15:58.880 to grab my hand and squeeze it at one point 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:07.440 that I wouldn't her. That's crazy. Like three quarters through 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:10.840 her story. One of the time she said Ruth's and 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:13.640 the other two times two times after that that's said Ruth. 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:16.480 That's lazy tongue. But that's lazy tongue. But but she 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:20.160 was able to say love. Click. Oh, well, I would hope. 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:22.280 So that's her brand. She worked for the company, doesn't 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:25.240 she Yeah. So it's spelled v E U V E, 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:30.840 which looks like and C l I C q u 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:35.720 O T, which looks like click what click what? Click? 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:41.040 Click what? Click or click qua click click click what? 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:46.000 Hold on? Let me click this? Hold on? Yeah? Click scary? 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:50.600 So why are you so grumpy man? Why is a 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:52.400 bad night? Why you had a bad night? I'll tell 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:54.640 you why. Well, I'm not mad. I'm just I had 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:57.200 I had one of those nights. If it's happened to you, 0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:00.640 slices one of these nights. It's one of these things 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:08.439 where in slow motion you go, no, everyone's ears. Sorry. 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:11.760 Well I came off Mike for that, so it could 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:17.600 have been worse. So what happens? I have an older laptop. 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:23.520 That's probably it's a it's big, it's heavy, it's no 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:24.880 you know why I like it. I'll tell you why 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:27.440 I like it, especially now that I'm not working off 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:31.399 to carry it around. But it has five USB ports 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:35.080 and HDMI port. Uh. It has has that that that 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:37.000 port that I haven't seen in a long time, the 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:40.040 one with the screws on either end. That the RVC port. No, 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:42.399 I don't have that at r v A port, No 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:45.400 v g A v A port. I've got a CD 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:49.240 ROM drive. It's basically a desktop, but it's a laptop anyway. 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:51.919 I have smaller laptops that I use when I travel, 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:54.840 but this is my my go to. It's the one 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:57.040 I used to work. I don't know a desktop. This 0:17:57.119 --> 0:18:00.000 was like a sturdy everything I need because they were 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:01.800 times I had a rip c d S back in 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:06.840 the day more course of your of your life, and 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:08.680 so every time something would break on it, I would 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:12.040 replace it. Well, it started to a couple of things 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:14.800 went on it that couldn't be replaced easily. So I 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:19.159 went on eBay as one does, and for like forty bucks, 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:21.720 I bought the same computer that was missing a hard 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:27.360 drive and missing memory and missing a power adapter. So 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:29.880 I had all that, so I bought it. I put 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:32.239 the hard drive in with all my stuff on it, 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:35.800 the memory cards, everything. So I ended up with like 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:40.040 a brand new basically computer a great condition. Well I 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:43.879 never used the webcam on it. Oh boy, Well yesterday 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:47.640 I had, uh, something to do on a webcam and 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:51.920 nothing dirty, and I webcamed and it was cloudy, foggy 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:56.320 and and and like blurry. So I downloaded new drivers, 0:18:56.680 --> 0:18:59.920 I cleaned the screen. You know, the lens cover nothing work. 0:19:00.560 --> 0:19:02.040 So I said, you know what I got, I have 0:19:02.080 --> 0:19:05.400 a great webcam in my old unit. It's the same computer. 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:07.560 I'll just take the webcam out. It's easy enough to do. 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:10.959 I watched the video and they said, you know, make 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:13.280 sure you take the battery out of the computer, you know, 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:16.560 power it off. I did, uh, And so I took 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:20.359 the the bezel that goes around the screen. I opened 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:22.760 it up because the webcams behind that on my old one. 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:26.400 No problem. Took two screws, take the webcam out. It's 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:29.440 it's about five inches wide. It's a electronic thing. Right, 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:33.000 took that out, went to my new version of the laptop, 0:19:33.440 --> 0:19:36.360 and I powered it off. I took the battery out, 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:40.000 I opened the bezel, put the webcam in, easy peasy, 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:44.760 put everything back together. Turn the computer on my hard 0:19:44.800 --> 0:19:50.880 drives dead. No, my hard drive is no longer recognized 0:19:50.920 --> 0:19:53.359 by the computer. It won't boot up. I tried it 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:56.480 in both computers. I tried it in an external hard drive. 0:19:56.800 --> 0:20:00.159 So okay, enough, no tech talk, but just ba the 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:04.880 overall thing. Okay, here's what I may have done. What happened. Okay, 0:20:04.960 --> 0:20:07.560 when you work on your computer, you take the battery 0:20:07.600 --> 0:20:10.800 out when it's off, but you're supposed to hold down 0:20:10.800 --> 0:20:13.880 the power button for ten seconds to release any static 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:17.600 electricity or any remaining power in the unit that it 0:20:17.760 --> 0:20:20.480 had in it. So, uh, you can get rid of that. 0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:24.639 I forgot to do that. I mean I did it, 0:20:24.680 --> 0:20:26.840 but I guess not longer to think that you shorted 0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:34.399 out by touching a screwdriver to the metal frame. I 0:20:34.440 --> 0:20:37.200 think I sent you because you were trying to install 0:20:37.400 --> 0:20:42.960 a webcam. Yeah, okay, here's a stupid question. Why don't 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:47.639 you have the professionals do it? Okay, because it's it 0:20:47.840 --> 0:20:51.399 was an easy thing to do in the hindsight. Okay, 0:20:51.400 --> 0:20:53.119 I have a guy in the in the neighborhood who 0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:57.080 does all the minor stuff. He's great. I texted him 0:20:57.160 --> 0:20:58.800 and he said, oh, I'm working late tonight. I won't 0:20:58.800 --> 0:21:01.920 be available till maybe Saturda. A. Well, I have a 0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:05.200 video podcast I had scheduled for today that I needed 0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:07.480 the webcam for, so I was like, oh, I'll just 0:21:07.560 --> 0:21:11.119 change it out myself. He's not available, So I did it. 0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:14.480 So now my hard drive is that the only guy 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:18.520 in New Jersey yourself? No me, Yeah, I've done everything else, 0:21:18.680 --> 0:21:22.400 No problem anyway. So now the best guy in New 0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:25.200 Jersey who has a machine that will read it even 0:21:25.240 --> 0:21:28.480 if it's dead, is now in possession of my hard 0:21:28.560 --> 0:21:32.800 drive and he's reading it, attempting to read it to 0:21:32.920 --> 0:21:37.040 recover my my my files. Even if he's able to 0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:40.240 recover some of them, or all of them or one 0:21:40.280 --> 0:21:43.280 of them, I still have to reinstall Windows on a 0:21:43.280 --> 0:21:46.600 new hard drive and then reset up the entire computer 0:21:47.560 --> 0:21:51.000 to my specifications, download all the software, and then try 0:21:51.000 --> 0:21:54.800 to remember what files I lost. So it's a nightmare. 0:21:56.200 --> 0:21:58.919 It is. So you know when you tell yourself, oh, 0:21:58.920 --> 0:22:00.760 I'm gonna back up my computer, it are getting your 0:22:00.800 --> 0:22:03.680 hard drive smack crashes and dies, and you go, oh, 0:22:03.760 --> 0:22:05.720 if I could just save it, whatever I do, I swear, 0:22:05.760 --> 0:22:07.720 I promised God, I'll back it up the next time, 0:22:07.960 --> 0:22:10.720 And then you don't. This is maybe the fifth hard 0:22:10.800 --> 0:22:13.560 drive I've had crash on me where I've had to 0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:15.399 pay to get it done. Now, you couldn't pay me 0:22:15.560 --> 0:22:18.480 to open up any of these fucking computers because the 0:22:18.480 --> 0:22:21.080 one slide of hand and you're fucked. The whole thing 0:22:21.080 --> 0:22:23.400 could just erace on it. The PCs are a little 0:22:23.440 --> 0:22:25.760 easier to work on, but I messed up. I didn't 0:22:25.760 --> 0:22:27.719 hold the button down long enough and I may have 0:22:27.760 --> 0:22:31.119 shorted it out. That being said, it's gonna cost me 0:22:31.119 --> 0:22:34.479 a few hundred dollars. Maybe, Um, it's not. It's not 0:22:34.520 --> 0:22:38.160 the big expensive ones. That's question five thousand, three thousand dollars. 0:22:38.400 --> 0:22:41.080 This is a laptop. My favorite part is is you 0:22:41.119 --> 0:22:45.120 asked a question yesterday. Can you remember recommend a laptop 0:22:45.200 --> 0:22:48.639 disc drive down of recovery place in Jerseys? Yeah? I 0:22:48.680 --> 0:22:51.480 respond gave me a prick answer. Yeah, the Max Shop 0:22:51.840 --> 0:22:55.639 in Wilmington, Delaware. Ha ha if you know, you know, 0:22:56.400 --> 0:22:58.240 I don't know what that means other than I thought 0:22:58.240 --> 0:23:01.240 you were just slamming me if I wonting a PC. No, 0:23:02.000 --> 0:23:06.200 that that's the that's the store that recovered Hunter Biliden's laptop. 0:23:09.119 --> 0:23:12.440 It wasn't a Max Store, dude, it was It was 0:23:14.520 --> 0:23:17.679 the Max Shop. Oh I thought you. Oh, I hear 0:23:17.720 --> 0:23:20.080 that the best in the business, Brodie. Maybe they're good 0:23:20.119 --> 0:23:25.960 at data recovery. Yeah, I'll take it to them, the professionals. Yeah. Yeah, 0:23:26.440 --> 0:23:28.840 Well I don't mean to laugh, because your whole life 0:23:28.840 --> 0:23:31.800 could be like erased right now. The last year and 0:23:31.840 --> 0:23:34.639 a half. Yeah, I have everything before that, but so 0:23:34.760 --> 0:23:38.119 last year and a half, I mean we're talking like, okay, 0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:40.560 So so you know the last year and a half 0:23:40.640 --> 0:23:43.960 is what stands to be lost forever. Well, that's what's 0:23:44.000 --> 0:23:46.000 on that drive that isn't on the previous drive. Man, 0:23:46.280 --> 0:23:48.400 I upgraded my drive a year and a half ago 0:23:48.960 --> 0:23:52.000 during the pandemic from a five gig to a thousand 0:23:52.080 --> 0:23:54.560 to a terabyte. When I upgraded from Windows seven to 0:23:54.600 --> 0:23:58.120 Windows tank. I'm just saying it happens. People do whatever 0:23:58.119 --> 0:24:00.199 you can to back up your computer. I'll say this, 0:24:00.600 --> 0:24:05.959 Um I I should have heeded the warning of of um. 0:24:06.800 --> 0:24:09.399