WEBVTT - #95 A Giant Scam & The Boujee Man

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<v Speaker 1>Start uf dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Buys Data. They're making noise data dot up episode.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast with the ban scary

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<v Speaker 1>you can say that. Yeah, all right, you want, well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's say both of them. I'm getting to a point

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<v Speaker 1>where it does it really matter? I guess no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>of course not, it doesn't whatever. Uh. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for all the love on the text messaging every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's especially with here we go. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at this. We got startup startups right now. Eric Cooke

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<v Speaker 1>three one five, Hey guys, d D D sending love

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<v Speaker 1>from Syracuse. Why did d D D? No triple D

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<v Speaker 1>triple D. It's lodge breasts right there right Yeah, well wait,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, that guy Fierti Diner's Drive Ins and

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<v Speaker 1>Dives triple D. That's maybe him, Guy Fiertti looking and

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, it's pronounced Fiertti where the ours like Fierti,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not fierieris Fieriii. Have we told the story

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<v Speaker 1>about Guy Fierti? How we we helped uh, we helped

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<v Speaker 1>launch that guy's career. Yeah, and he he remembers it too,

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<v Speaker 1>which is cool. So uh. Two thousand six maybe seven.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the old studio, so I know how to

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<v Speaker 1>be around that time Food Network. He was a finalist,

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<v Speaker 1>he was right, so that they emailed me. At the time,

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<v Speaker 1>I was booking guests and bits for the show, and

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<v Speaker 1>they emailed me and they said, hey, would you be

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<v Speaker 1>interested having the four finalists on the first season of

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<v Speaker 1>Next Food Network Star? Right? Okay? So I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if anyone would want to hear these

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<v Speaker 1>unknown people be interviewed, But how about, since it's our

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<v Speaker 1>favorite food, if all four of these so called chefs

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<v Speaker 1>make chicken palm, which our favorite food on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>make uh their version of chicken palm, and they will

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<v Speaker 1>judge it and we'll pick the winner of the show,

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<v Speaker 1>like who we predict will be the winner. And so

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, yeah, that's great. Fine, So four people came

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<v Speaker 1>in whoever, you go back and watch the table, but

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot who. There was some woman from Arizona who

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<v Speaker 1>had never made chicken palm or heard chicken palm. So

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<v Speaker 1>she made this like Southwestern like it was a chicken

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<v Speaker 1>breast with like a piece of cheese, a dollop of sauce,

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<v Speaker 1>and like a like a basil leaf. Gotta be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing special. It wasn't palm, it wasn't even melted. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't I know the ingredients, so I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just make something with those ingredients and then uh, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just go right to it. The best one there.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're like, oh, the guy with the crazy hair,

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<v Speaker 1>his is the best. He he's gonna win. And we

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<v Speaker 1>we thought he was gonna win. We predict you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>win based on chicken parme alone. And he won the watch,

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<v Speaker 1>and he won the contest and now he's a big store.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he wins the Food Network, and so he knows

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<v Speaker 1>that because he came up here the last time. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, you guys were behind me the whole time

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<v Speaker 1>from the beginning. Some people think guy Fierti is basic,

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<v Speaker 1>and sometimes he could be the laughing stock in the

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<v Speaker 1>Chef of the Chef world. But when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>ratings wise and cleaning up and making money, that guy

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<v Speaker 1>is has fistfuls of cash. That guy, you know why,

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<v Speaker 1>because he appeals to the common man and woman. He

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<v Speaker 1>appeals to Middle America. That expression always bothered me. No

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<v Speaker 1>common people, no no offense to people live in middle.

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<v Speaker 1>But there are common men on the non middle parts.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. That's us right, we're common men. Well you're

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<v Speaker 1>not your boogie not you a born common man? You're

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<v Speaker 1>shut up. I'm still I'm still common, common like the rapper.

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<v Speaker 1>Common is common. My parents still live in an attached

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<v Speaker 1>raw brick. How your parents are as common as they come. You,

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<v Speaker 1>on the other hand, not common, dude. I was born

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<v Speaker 1>into a blue collar family. My father worked for Edison,

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<v Speaker 1>the electric company. Okay, you you should be a politician,

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<v Speaker 1>because what you do is you take uh, the third

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<v Speaker 1>cousin of the question and talk about it. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to give examples because I get political.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you ask a politician like, oh, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>band aid crisis in your in your town, how come

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<v Speaker 1>there's no money for band aids. We've got the finest

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<v Speaker 1>ambulances in in any state in the area, I defy you.

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<v Speaker 1>What that the cleanest ambulances. We've got sponges the hospitals.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you have any band aids? That's a great question.

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<v Speaker 1>Our nurses are the most capable. I'm saying is I

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<v Speaker 1>know you are not a common You know where I

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<v Speaker 1>came from and I'll never forget my roots, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>forget my roote, yeah, okay. And then you go and

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<v Speaker 1>you buy ninety dollar tided shirts and you dress Brooklyn industrial.

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<v Speaker 1>No common man dresses with a what a what a

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<v Speaker 1>John Varvado's jacket. I'm still common. You think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you look at the food chain and the way

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<v Speaker 1>that people are making money in America. If I look

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<v Speaker 1>at what I eat and when you eat, I know

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<v Speaker 1>you go to eat, you are not common. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>afford what's behind people's wat went to t G I fridays.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't live. I live in an apartment. I don't live.

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<v Speaker 1>I can live in a doorman apartment where with a

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<v Speaker 1>circular driveway and a revolving door, and your your mailman

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<v Speaker 1>you have doorman rather tells you Mr Jones, you have

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<v Speaker 1>a package at the front door, and then you get

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<v Speaker 1>mad when the Chinese food guy won't come up to

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<v Speaker 1>your penthouse apartment. No, all I'm saying is this, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know all you're saying. By the way in

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<v Speaker 1>the house on the hill, and I don't do people

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<v Speaker 1>have gated given gated communities they live. You know, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk about money. I'm talking about money. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about your persona. You want to be the

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<v Speaker 1>guy in the gated community, you want to be the

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<v Speaker 1>house on the hill. Listen, I just want my roof

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<v Speaker 1>to stop. Just scary from the block. Okay, if the

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<v Speaker 1>block was on Rodeo Drive, if that was the block. No,

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<v Speaker 1>don't be fooled by the rocks that I go. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm still scary from the blow. That is a

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<v Speaker 1>great That is a great comparison because Jennifer Lopez hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>been Jenny from the Block since she was twelve. She

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know to block, she doesn't go to the lock.

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<v Speaker 1>She remember that commercial for Fiat she did go watch

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<v Speaker 1>the commercial where she's driving on her old neighborhood. She's

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<v Speaker 1>never in that car. She was she filmed in Los Angeles,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a fact. And the car drove around the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not in the car in the club. When she's

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<v Speaker 1>up in this club. She hasn't been to a club

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<v Speaker 1>in thirty years. Remember, we had to listen. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>passion j Loo. I like her very much, but we

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<v Speaker 1>had her on the show and Elvis asked, when was

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<v Speaker 1>the last time you had a buzzer cheesecake factory and

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<v Speaker 1>waited for a table. Was she had no clue? But

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<v Speaker 1>I do because I'm still scary from the block. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>when was the last time you went to a restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>that had a buzzer? Uh? When was the okay, hold

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<v Speaker 1>on versus, when was the last time you went to

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<v Speaker 1>a place you had to drop your name? Tell me

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<v Speaker 1>who you are going to waiting? Let's give the maitre

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<v Speaker 1>d well. Okay, are you more likely to go to

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<v Speaker 1>a restaurant with a matre d or a hostess who's

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<v Speaker 1>in high school? I'm more likely to go to Defaris

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<v Speaker 1>Pizza in Brooklyn right now? No, it's as if this

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<v Speaker 1>recording it's back open again. Can we talk about there?

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<v Speaker 1>You go to Defaris Pizza because it's the number one

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<v Speaker 1>ranked pizza, because I want good pizza. But that doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>mean listen. I go to diners, drive ins, and dives

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't go to dives. Yes, I know if

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<v Speaker 1>it's good. If Guy Fieri went there, I'd go. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get back to Guy Fieri. Them'm not don't want

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<v Speaker 1>you yet. It was just a whole circular conversation. You

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<v Speaker 1>watch guy Fiertti. It used to be if you watched

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<v Speaker 1>the first season, second season, third season, he would go

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<v Speaker 1>to these places and like you you, if you lived

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<v Speaker 1>in that state, you knew it, you knew that place.

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<v Speaker 1>They would know there's a whole book about this, the website.

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<v Speaker 1>They would go to the place that had the most unique, unbelievable. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's not twelve seasons worth of those places in America.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know, don't tweet me. I know some of

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<v Speaker 1>them are driving, some of them are dives, and some

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<v Speaker 1>of them are dying. Right, Okay. Sometimes he just goes, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go to that place. I hear the meat loaf

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<v Speaker 1>is good. Oh, look at the meat loaf, and they

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<v Speaker 1>make it like it's the greatest meat loaf. Show us

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<v Speaker 1>how you make the meat. So are you trying to

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<v Speaker 1>say that that is a thirty Yeah, it's a thirty

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<v Speaker 1>pluck thirty thirty uh meat and thirty chicken whatever it

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<v Speaker 1>is via WHOA. So you're saying that I'm not getting

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<v Speaker 1>top notch places anymore on Triple D. I'm saying that

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<v Speaker 1>they go to diners where they'll make a big deal

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<v Speaker 1>about the musica, which is a it's called musaka. I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard it both ways. Mousaka really yeah, it's like Mufasa

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<v Speaker 1>from The Lion King. I've been to Greek restaurants. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not rarely restaurants that refer to it as musica. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not musica. Let's you know what. Maybe in the Latino

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<v Speaker 1>station you're listening to more musica in the morning. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that was scary Jones. Yes it was me because that's

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<v Speaker 1>pronounced the same way. That's musica. I'm listening to musica

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<v Speaker 1>and lamanniana. How is pronounced? It's not it's mousaka. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to listen to me. I've heard it both

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<v Speaker 1>Ways'll make me get the brodiest wrongal jingle I will get.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll listen to two different videos. You're listening to some musica.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on music, hold on, hold on, God, I know

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<v Speaker 1>wasting our time. Thanks for clicking this channel. So now

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<v Speaker 1>when I will talk about how pronounced this word, let's

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<v Speaker 1>start osaka. Huh hold on, huh hold on. That's one.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see if this one is because I've heard it

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<v Speaker 1>pronounced in an Israeli restaurant. That's a different Okay, different words,

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<v Speaker 1>different Greek foods. Look, let maybe here a while. Go

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<v Speaker 1>to the whole you shrank pipe dots, Peter, he saying

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<v Speaker 1>skinna copia. It's kinna spanna copy dot. Not what he

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<v Speaker 1>hold on? Hold on seeing that's fata put it up

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<v Speaker 1>in a microphone. I don't think this guy's I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like this guy Russell. I don't think that's okay. What's

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<v Speaker 1>he doing? Go back to the other guy? He said, Musaka.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard hold on, hold on? How to say hold on?

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<v Speaker 1>I heard him. Oh, I've heard it. I'm saying, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not saying it's right a word box. We already went

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<v Speaker 1>to this guy's seriously hold on Musaka. Yeah, keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. If you've heard it pronounced musica in Israeli restaurants,

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<v Speaker 1>i've heard it called. Well, they're wrong anyway about gay

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<v Speaker 1>Fierti enough enough, put the phone down. This place calls

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<v Speaker 1>it musaka, musaka and musaki okay, okay, I got my

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<v Speaker 1>gallery opened. Okay, so my gun. That's something that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you like? You're anyway, I'm not bougie. The point is

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<v Speaker 1>about guy Fietti and I. He'll never admit it. We

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<v Speaker 1>I know places he's been to where they add stuff

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<v Speaker 1>to the menu to make it look like they solved

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff. I don't want it. I'm living I'm living

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<v Speaker 1>a line now, Okay. I thought I really thought that

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<v Speaker 1>everything was there was was was the real deal. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you're he's been disingenuous. I don't know. Look, I just

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<v Speaker 1>know what I was. I was told about a certain

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<v Speaker 1>diner that we used to go to near where we

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<v Speaker 1>used to work. Oh, I know. Okay, So if you work,

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<v Speaker 1>if you listen, if you watch the five first five seasons,

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<v Speaker 1>then maybe you're getting I just feel like they're out

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<v Speaker 1>of the really cool places and they're like, hey, do

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<v Speaker 1>you have like a burger or something? So, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>we like to put we like to put dog food

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<v Speaker 1>on a burger. So great the dog burger. Yeah, so's

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<v Speaker 1>your blend. The meats in that dog food is hugely popular,

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<v Speaker 1>wildly successful. I like him very much. And you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>you invited me to his house and invited you it

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<v Speaker 1>was He's it. Next time you're in Cali, come out.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a giant TV. But he's got a pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice guy, and you know what, he's laughing all the

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<v Speaker 1>way to the bank. So nobody should make fun of him.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we know a lot of the Food Networks. Food

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<v Speaker 1>is very basically lost, and uh, you know what. They

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<v Speaker 1>all like him, but they like him, but he's the goofball.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the goofball of the chef crowd. You know. The

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<v Speaker 1>only famous person that I know, like legitimately, no, not

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<v Speaker 1>from working at the radio station, is one of the

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<v Speaker 1>iron chefs, one of the Food Networks, jeffs Carrian. I

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<v Speaker 1>used to I was his right hand guy when we

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<v Speaker 1>were gonna I don't know I've told the story on this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna tell you again if I've already told it,

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<v Speaker 1>but uh, we together we're trying to open up a

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<v Speaker 1>coffee division. I did talk about it because he stole

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<v Speaker 1>Gapuccino from me. Um. We were gonna put up a

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<v Speaker 1>coffee division an Old Navy, and I had come up

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<v Speaker 1>with the name Gappuccino because Old Navy is owned by

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<v Speaker 1>the Gap Gap Bink, and Cold Navy was the name

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<v Speaker 1>of the cold drinks that we were going to make,

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<v Speaker 1>the Old Navy line of drinks. Yeah, but that never

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<v Speaker 1>happened anyway, all right, Jeffreys, which is why you're still

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<v Speaker 1>sitting here. That's correct, because that would have been a

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<v Speaker 1>small fortune for you. I've been Uh, yeah, I've had

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<v Speaker 1>some good ideas. You've had some close calls. I've had

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<v Speaker 1>some ideas that were stolen from me too. So to

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<v Speaker 1>real Greg Brady, Yeah, I can't remember after ninety five

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<v Speaker 1>episodes if we talked about that and a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>we did, and you didn't talk about the other guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing that. No, maybe close to us, not

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<v Speaker 1>in no one in this room or in the radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>I had an idea, Yeah, we talked about on the air. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we did. And then they took the idea, ripped it.

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<v Speaker 1>They did my idea, yea, and they made a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money. And what did you get? What did you

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<v Speaker 1>get from that great story? Yeah? That's what I got.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what he did. It's like kid me. He

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<v Speaker 1>stole a grape soda from you good, We're good. Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>steal you out. He stole your idea, goes we're good now,

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<v Speaker 1>and then just walked out. And yes, is the difference.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what he did. Is the difference. They fucked me

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<v Speaker 1>on the on the on the on the wantons that

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<v Speaker 1>day of the dumplings ever and the cold noodles. I

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<v Speaker 1>did not fuck him prior to giving him that great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, it would be a good It would be

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<v Speaker 1>a good idea which I would like in the in

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<v Speaker 1>the world, in the marketplace, would be great if we

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<v Speaker 1>had this. And then all of a sudden he had it.

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<v Speaker 1>He had it in the marketplace. Yeah. He we good

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<v Speaker 1>at you and then and then and then we talked

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<v Speaker 1>about on the air and promoted and he made him

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<v Speaker 1>He made a million dollars and maybe more, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he retired. The guy that's live there working on the

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<v Speaker 1>day in his life because of Brod's idea, only partially

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<v Speaker 1>because of my idea. Listen, ship changes in six seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>It just does, what are you gonna go? And that's

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<v Speaker 1>all We'll say. I'm not bougie, I'm normal. So we

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<v Speaker 1>talked about for a quick second second. So then I

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<v Speaker 1>have to explain something we put up on Instagram and

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<v Speaker 1>this turned into a news story in the New York

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<v Speaker 1>City Tri state area. The I space they are and

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<v Speaker 1>the reason why we bring it up is because you

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<v Speaker 1>slice is no it's one of our favorite of Pizza's

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<v Speaker 1>reads of all time. And they were in the news.

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<v Speaker 1>So you start. A guy started tweeting us the story,

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<v Speaker 1>and what happened was they were accused of d and

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<v Speaker 1>sixties seven thousand dollars. Now that they owed the other

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<v Speaker 1>government and back they get closed once or twice a

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<v Speaker 1>year for the Board of Health for Vermin and live

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<v Speaker 1>road inside. Now the pizza place is in the corner

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<v Speaker 1>of a very old building. The place looks like it

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't been touched in a hundred years, which is the

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<v Speaker 1>charm of it too. Right now, what's going on onto

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<v Speaker 1>the floorboards? I don't know. The pizza is always great.

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<v Speaker 1>The area where they make the pizzas clean. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>round pizzas good. And if you don't know what Sicilian pizzas,

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<v Speaker 1>google it because some people don't sure it's square. It's thick,

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<v Speaker 1>crusted square to and that's where they make that. To me,

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<v Speaker 1>uh is where they excel. And what happened with Defarah

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<v Speaker 1>is because they owe a hundred sixty seven thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>in backtracks is to the government allegedly, um the government

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<v Speaker 1>shut them down in the middle of lunch the other

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<v Speaker 1>day and seized the restaurant or pizzeria, closed it up

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<v Speaker 1>and took it away. And now as of today they're

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<v Speaker 1>open again. So De Farah is back again. They live

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<v Speaker 1>to see another day. I love it. Um, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, Uh, you can't make the mistake of getting

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<v Speaker 1>around because it's good, but that you go there, don't

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<v Speaker 1>do it. There's always you know, there's places in your

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<v Speaker 1>life that, uh, you don't want to get the second

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<v Speaker 1>best thing. You don't want to go there and go, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they're known for the shrimp. Oh I got the steak. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say this. There's a place out of Chicago called

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<v Speaker 1>a Cheval. Yeah, and it's a burger joint. Okay, sounds bougie.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds bougie. And by the way, they opened one

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<v Speaker 1>in New York City here and it's literally four blocks

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<v Speaker 1>three blocks away, Brodie, we should go there for lunch

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<v Speaker 1>one day. It's a diving spot. Doesn't count as a steak.

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<v Speaker 1>They're known, they're known for They're known for their burger

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<v Speaker 1>Asheval burger. But I was reading a restaurant review on

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<v Speaker 1>a Cheval and they said, you know what what you

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<v Speaker 1>really need to do is to order the fried Bologny sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, get the fuck here. The place is

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<v Speaker 1>known for its burger and they're instagrammable burgers. So what

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<v Speaker 1>do I do, Brodie? I go there? I do that too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you go. Then you went to ashval right because they're

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<v Speaker 1>knowing for my girlfriend. Un boogie brunch. There's nothing boogie

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<v Speaker 1>about ashval Okay, the name these burger you don't go

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<v Speaker 1>to Ashaval, Dude. It looks like a fucking diner, that's

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<v Speaker 1>all it is. Has Guy FIERTI gone there. So you

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<v Speaker 1>walk in and you get the burger, but I spell

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<v Speaker 1>ashval ay you oh cheval c h A V A

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<v Speaker 1>L something like that, So it's a French place. But no, Brodie,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a fucking burger man. It's just a burger. Is

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<v Speaker 1>nothing boogie about it. It just says like you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be you're gonna feel so stupid, and you finally go.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you realize I'm not going that. Go ahead, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just diner. So you walk in and you sit down

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<v Speaker 1>and then I said, you know, at the restaurant reviewer

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<v Speaker 1>they said something about this fried bologney sandwich. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, it's our secret. It's really the best thing

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<v Speaker 1>on the menu. But everybody instagram is the burger. You're

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<v Speaker 1>known for your burger, your that's your legacy. And he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, that's the burger is the second best

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<v Speaker 1>thing on the menu. Order the fried bologne. Trust me,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, The bologne is housemade. It's a housemade Bolognay,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing will bologni, by the way, go on bologney. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like sucking spam, right, but they make their own and

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<v Speaker 1>then they slice it thin and they put it on

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<v Speaker 1>the grill and it comes out and I gotta say, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so fucking good. The bologne is better than the burger.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's a rare example of going to a place

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<v Speaker 1>that's known for one thing and getting something else on

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<v Speaker 1>the menu that's being touted as great. But it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a secret weapon at Ashival. The bologney sandwich is better

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<v Speaker 1>than burger. Well, you know where that's the case. Joe's

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<v Speaker 1>Stone Crab, because the fried chicken, chicken and Miami. We're

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<v Speaker 1>going out of Miami. Every goes for the stone Crab.

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<v Speaker 1>Stone Crab season. The fried chicken is the secret menu

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<v Speaker 1>item that is fucking head and shoulders above the stone crab. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>give me another place like that, The Palm. The Palm

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<v Speaker 1>is a steakhouse. The Palm is a steakhouse, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's by the way nationwide at this point, right. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's p a l m like a palm tree. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>but when you know me, chicken palm guy. So I

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<v Speaker 1>went there for steak a couple of times. They have

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<v Speaker 1>giant lobsters, huge lobsters, but I staid the chicken palm

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<v Speaker 1>in the menu. So I I think I was with

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<v Speaker 1>my wife for this the first time, and I said

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<v Speaker 1>him to get a chicken palm. And she says, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't wort a chicken palm in the steakhouse. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>a chicken palm in the steakhouse. It was fantastic chicken pom.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, you know it is because you've had it

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<v Speaker 1>to stop playing the nut roll. So uh So one

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<v Speaker 1>day Elvis tells me he's going to uh the palm

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<v Speaker 1>for dinner. I gotta get a chicken palm. He's we

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<v Speaker 1>talking about, you know, a chicken palmer and steakhouse. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>order the chicken palmer the steakhouse. You'll thank me. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a giant piece of chicken. It could be two pieces

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<v Speaker 1>of chicken cheese together. That's a new way to fuse.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking of of quality Italian. I'm sorry, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no. The palm right, And so he went

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<v Speaker 1>to coming the next day and he's like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right. So I went there a couple of times

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<v Speaker 1>and finally I said, hey, chicken palm here is the best.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you have do a lot of people order it,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, smart people order it. He was, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we used to be an Italian restaurant back in the right,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, really he is. Actually the Italian name of

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant is ill Palma, which is the palm, which

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<v Speaker 1>was a Parma il Parma, which is a town in Italy, Parma, Italy,

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<v Speaker 1>and we when but because but when we came to America,

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<v Speaker 1>people didn't back then, you know, immigrants weren't as highly

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<v Speaker 1>regarded as they are now, and so Italians and Irish

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<v Speaker 1>people they weren't embraced. So they still to this day

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<v Speaker 1>make a mean palm. So they change the name to

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<v Speaker 1>the Palm to americanize the name. So if you if

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<v Speaker 1>you go into the palm, order the chicken parm. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a secret weapon. Right. And if you go to

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<v Speaker 1>the World Trade Center location of the palm, pictures are

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<v Speaker 1>painted on the wall which is not boogy. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>but it's right under the bathroom sign No, it's fine. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's somebody restrooms this way. Yes, that's correct, but right

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<v Speaker 1>not by the bathroom. No, but it's right by the side,

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<v Speaker 1>by the host stand or as you would call it.

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<v Speaker 1>D Right. It's like it's almost like our faces are

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<v Speaker 1>surrounding the restroom. Signed because it's like these people here

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<v Speaker 1>are full of shit? Right, who's on the phone? Mom? Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Mom uh? I want you to find the new partner

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<v Speaker 1>before you know you hated your son that before you meet, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>before you before you get get get going. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to just say, for all the people that have been

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<v Speaker 1>asking me, where's mama, Brodie's right here? Here you go. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I got two things before you rip scary and what

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<v Speaker 1>you want to rip them about. I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>finish up a story that I didn't tell the finish

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<v Speaker 1>of when we went to that pizza place near you.

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<v Speaker 1>What I said, don't get pizza from there because it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't look right. Go to the place we always go to.

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<v Speaker 1>You said, no, I heard it was good, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>we got we had to pay for meat pol palm

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<v Speaker 1>with no palm. Who did you hear from a Central

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<v Speaker 1>Jersey person? You know? Margot and Maurice were just here,

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<v Speaker 1>and nobody knows those people all your friends, my mom's friends, Margot.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are they from? There? From Brooklyn? So they should

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<v Speaker 1>know good pizza. Okay, so what do you say to them?

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<v Speaker 1>I told them about my palms where they held the cheese, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and they still charged you for the pomisan. Now, now

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<v Speaker 1>tell me tell everyone listening, how was the sandwich from

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<v Speaker 1>the place that called Brooklyn Grandma Slice Brooklyn Pizza? And

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<v Speaker 1>I had all those problems when I went to pay

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<v Speaker 1>for the food. Awful, awful? The sandwich was two dead

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<v Speaker 1>meat balls. Wow. Now you look like they belonged to

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<v Speaker 1>scary Wow. Does that mean Margot ow's your money back

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<v Speaker 1>because she gave me bad advice? No, she didn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>me to order a meat ball sandwich. She told me

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<v Speaker 1>to what a pizza? Yeah? The pizza looked sand which

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<v Speaker 1>was mine? That was extra. It was definitely my I

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<v Speaker 1>told you it was pizza. It was not a good

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<v Speaker 1>looking pizza. Yeah, Well, who knows the slice better than you?

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody knows pizza better than Alright, So moving on you

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<v Speaker 1>I made you listen. We were listening to episode right

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<v Speaker 1>when you listened to last week's episode with Gandhi and

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<v Speaker 1>scary and you have some words still green rats are

0:23:37.160 --> 0:23:43.159
<v Speaker 1>still coming out my ears, green rats. Tell him this

0:23:43.240 --> 0:23:46.480
<v Speaker 1>is the thing your favorite song. Weird way I thought

0:23:46.560 --> 0:23:49.680
<v Speaker 1>the last time I ran that that scary gout my message,

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<v Speaker 1>that cut out this crap with this only child shit.

0:23:53.320 --> 0:23:57.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear this crap only because my

0:23:57.320 --> 0:24:01.120
<v Speaker 1>boy is superior, because he's an only and I don't

0:24:01.119 --> 0:24:06.040
<v Speaker 1>need to hear that. My son is a savage kind

0:24:06.080 --> 0:24:09.399
<v Speaker 1>of practice. That's a savage if you take savage. I

0:24:09.440 --> 0:24:16.040
<v Speaker 1>like if Dan savage, and I think he's adorable. If

0:24:16.080 --> 0:24:18.400
<v Speaker 1>I if you had a cupcake on the table right

0:24:18.840 --> 0:24:21.320
<v Speaker 1>and I put it would be more delicious if your

0:24:21.359 --> 0:24:23.280
<v Speaker 1>feet were near it. It would be like it was

0:24:23.359 --> 0:24:27.160
<v Speaker 1>sprinkled with gold. Yeah, that's a mom. That's a reference,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, to last week when Gandhi was in

0:24:30.000 --> 0:24:32.280
<v Speaker 1>here with that he wouldn't eat the brownie because my

0:24:32.320 --> 0:24:37.600
<v Speaker 1>son's feet were a little bit in the vicinity of brownie.

0:24:37.640 --> 0:24:41.199
<v Speaker 1>It was in the atmosphere, not even not even close.

0:24:41.720 --> 0:24:48.240
<v Speaker 1>Those adorable little feets with those curly toes that perfect. Yeah,

0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:51.679
<v Speaker 1>that's my mom, that's what happens. His feet and my

0:24:51.840 --> 0:24:54.600
<v Speaker 1>thumb were the same size all right, Ma, Ma, let's

0:24:54.600 --> 0:24:58.159
<v Speaker 1>stick to the focus here. Man says, I was raised

0:24:58.160 --> 0:25:01.280
<v Speaker 1>a savage because I didn't have any siblings to teach

0:25:01.359 --> 0:25:03.960
<v Speaker 1>me otherwise. That's right, because you know what in the

0:25:04.000 --> 0:25:07.199
<v Speaker 1>sibling world, Mama Brodie, when you have to share the

0:25:07.280 --> 0:25:10.760
<v Speaker 1>siblings working out amongst themselves. And then listen to me,

0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:14.760
<v Speaker 1>why does he need siblings to teach him anything when

0:25:14.760 --> 0:25:17.920
<v Speaker 1>he's got a mother who's a teacher. Yeah, the problems

0:25:18.720 --> 0:25:22.120
<v Speaker 1>got one on one he got. That's the profile. If

0:25:22.119 --> 0:25:25.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm a savage. You're saying my mother raised the savage. No,

0:25:25.200 --> 0:25:28.320
<v Speaker 1>the problem that I have savage blood. The problem is,

0:25:28.400 --> 0:25:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Mama Brodie, is that he got one anymore. I'm disowning you.

0:25:35.240 --> 0:25:39.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm disowning you. Don't call me mama, Mrs Brodie, Miss Brodie.

0:25:41.160 --> 0:25:44.880
<v Speaker 1>I hate the title. Okay, you're Mrs Brodie, Mrs Brodie.

0:25:45.600 --> 0:25:49.440
<v Speaker 1>You he you gave him one dent of your attention,

0:25:49.920 --> 0:25:55.960
<v Speaker 1>and therein lies the problem. My mother only gave me barely.

0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh God, that's my mother, that's the problem. And she

0:26:08.080 --> 0:26:11.520
<v Speaker 1>saw you were quality. We had three or there were

0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:14.879
<v Speaker 1>three of us, three kids still aw my sister, my brother,

0:26:14.960 --> 0:26:22.000
<v Speaker 1>and me. That was the accident that nobody blamed b

0:26:22.200 --> 0:26:25.320
<v Speaker 1>story was born before his parents got married. My brother.

0:26:25.800 --> 0:26:28.320
<v Speaker 1>That's not true either. My brother was the oops baby.

0:26:28.400 --> 0:26:31.439
<v Speaker 1>But either way, I only got thirty three of my

0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:35.080
<v Speaker 1>parents attention, and I had to I had to understand

0:26:35.080 --> 0:26:37.439
<v Speaker 1>that there was this thing called sacrifice. I had to

0:26:37.520 --> 0:26:40.359
<v Speaker 1>understand it was you know that that that Sometimes my

0:26:40.440 --> 0:26:42.840
<v Speaker 1>brother was right, sometimes my sister was right. I couldn't

0:26:42.880 --> 0:26:45.960
<v Speaker 1>win every fight and argument the way your son, your

0:26:45.960 --> 0:26:49.680
<v Speaker 1>son needs to do. My child seven. Yes, I got

0:26:49.680 --> 0:26:53.600
<v Speaker 1>a weekly basis. He's fighting with a woman. He Gandhi

0:26:53.720 --> 0:26:56.640
<v Speaker 1>is a woman, and he would not allow her to win.

0:26:57.080 --> 0:26:58.800
<v Speaker 1>She was She had a great point. Are you are

0:26:58.800 --> 0:27:01.240
<v Speaker 1>you saying she should win because she has a vagina?

0:27:00.800 --> 0:27:04.760
<v Speaker 1>That's you're not letting my mother win no vagina longer?

0:27:04.920 --> 0:27:07.000
<v Speaker 1>God give you were such a great teacher, you wouldn't

0:27:07.040 --> 0:27:09.439
<v Speaker 1>let You would let him know to have respect for women,

0:27:09.800 --> 0:27:13.679
<v Speaker 1>and he respect women. I respect women to know that

0:27:13.720 --> 0:27:15.640
<v Speaker 1>if they're wrong, I don't pretend to think they're right.

0:27:15.760 --> 0:27:18.760
<v Speaker 1>But you see, I don't patronize when it's your opinion. Gandhi.

0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Gandhi had a very valid point. Okay, are you being

0:27:21.119 --> 0:27:23.520
<v Speaker 1>respectful to my mother? Who's your elder as a woman

0:27:23.560 --> 0:27:25.960
<v Speaker 1>and coming at me, you said, what kind of teach you?

0:27:26.359 --> 0:27:29.600
<v Speaker 1>What do you know about Gandhi's point? You're not supposed

0:27:29.640 --> 0:27:31.679
<v Speaker 1>to know about Gandhi's point. At first, I was in

0:27:31.720 --> 0:27:34.080
<v Speaker 1>the room. I lived it. I saw what happened. My

0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:35.800
<v Speaker 1>mother just made a clearest joke. I think you missed.

0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Good job, okay, good, all right? Got you. My son

0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:43.800
<v Speaker 1>was a little boy he said to his dad, Dad,

0:27:44.080 --> 0:27:48.639
<v Speaker 1>I wish you were a little taller, David, Why do

0:27:48.680 --> 0:27:50.919
<v Speaker 1>you say such a thing. I'm six ft two and

0:27:50.960 --> 0:27:53.480
<v Speaker 1>a half. I'm tall, so all right, why do you

0:27:53.560 --> 0:27:55.719
<v Speaker 1>need me to be taller? And he said, Dad, if

0:27:55.720 --> 0:27:59.480
<v Speaker 1>you were taller, everything I say wouldn't go over your head. True.

0:27:59.520 --> 0:28:07.880
<v Speaker 1>I said that I was three years old, bottom line listening.

0:28:07.920 --> 0:28:11.120
<v Speaker 1>But it's going over your head. You're not getting the message. Yeah,

0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:14.119
<v Speaker 1>my mother raised me. Well, Hannon, sult my child and

0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:17.239
<v Speaker 1>get away with I have proper I can if if

0:28:17.560 --> 0:28:20.359
<v Speaker 1>if the facts are there. He's not right all the time.

0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:29.560
<v Speaker 1>He's not right all the time. Sometimes sometimes he is,

0:28:30.040 --> 0:28:33.000
<v Speaker 1>And the fact that you can't admit that it leads

0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:37.800
<v Speaker 1>me to believe that maybe you're the problem. He's never wrong.

0:28:37.840 --> 0:28:40.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I didn't. He says, I'm wrong all the time,

0:28:40.840 --> 0:28:43.600
<v Speaker 1>and my mother is not an only child, but not

0:28:43.680 --> 0:28:48.120
<v Speaker 1>this time. This time, he didn't do anything wrong. He

0:28:48.280 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>just sprinkled the room with photo. Nothing wrong with that.

0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:56.800
<v Speaker 1>You know what. Go back and listen to episode and

0:28:56.840 --> 0:29:03.320
<v Speaker 1>you tell listen he listened. Listen to order. We can

0:29:03.360 --> 0:29:06.920
<v Speaker 1>we can? We call it? No, this is this is

0:29:06.920 --> 0:29:10.360
<v Speaker 1>your punishment. I'm never going to a met game with you. Never.

0:29:11.000 --> 0:29:13.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to the met game with someone who calls

0:29:13.600 --> 0:29:16.920
<v Speaker 1>my son a savage. I'm going to recommend when he

0:29:16.960 --> 0:29:20.200
<v Speaker 1>renews his contract for the next seven million dollars that

0:29:20.280 --> 0:29:22.240
<v Speaker 1>he'd take in a new partner and it will be

0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:26.120
<v Speaker 1>the Brooklyn Boys, but somebody else. You can get somebody

0:29:26.160 --> 0:29:31.600
<v Speaker 1>in a minute. Whatever. Alright, alright, alright, real quick, you

0:29:31.640 --> 0:29:34.160
<v Speaker 1>had a grumble you that's something you wanted to complain about,

0:29:34.160 --> 0:29:39.240
<v Speaker 1>real quick? Your orange juice problem. Oh sure, I gotta

0:29:39.240 --> 0:29:41.080
<v Speaker 1>give you an introduction I had. I didn't have it produced,

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:43.320
<v Speaker 1>but I gotta right here we go. Don't hold it

0:29:43.360 --> 0:29:51.400
<v Speaker 1>against Me's get ready to grumble. I think I have

0:29:51.400 --> 0:29:54.120
<v Speaker 1>to pay for that. You know, when you buy a

0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:57.280
<v Speaker 1>container of milk, A half gallon of milk is sixty

0:29:57.320 --> 0:30:00.760
<v Speaker 1>four rounds. That's the legal definition of a half gallon.

0:30:01.320 --> 0:30:06.480
<v Speaker 1>And when you buy orange juice, any brand, Tropicana, Florida Naturals,

0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:09.720
<v Speaker 1>sixty four ounces is what you got. And then one

0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:15.120
<v Speaker 1>day I noticed my orange juice is fifty nine ounces

0:30:16.080 --> 0:30:19.280
<v Speaker 1>out right, it looks like a sixty four ounce. It

0:30:19.320 --> 0:30:23.040
<v Speaker 1>looks exactly the same. But five ounces are missing. Okay,

0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:26.920
<v Speaker 1>I can deal with five ounces missing. Things missing too.

0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:31.760
<v Speaker 1>Same price recently, yes, price the same. Recently I go

0:30:31.840 --> 0:30:36.520
<v Speaker 1>to buy orange juice again. Guess what, it's only fifty

0:30:36.520 --> 0:30:42.120
<v Speaker 1>two ounces. Now two ounces are missing. It's no longer

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:49.000
<v Speaker 1>sixty four ounces, it's only fifty two And which all

0:30:49.080 --> 0:30:54.520
<v Speaker 1>of them each other, They're in coodsky. They're all in codsky.

0:30:54.600 --> 0:30:59.120
<v Speaker 1>It's a conspiracy. I think it's a foreign government meddling

0:30:59.400 --> 0:31:04.600
<v Speaker 1>in our juice production. So you think, so is there

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:08.360
<v Speaker 1>now a sixty four in ounce that's more money? There

0:31:08.480 --> 0:31:12.120
<v Speaker 1>is no stow you. They're just giving you less for

0:31:12.160 --> 0:31:16.560
<v Speaker 1>the same price. Imagine every sold company looks exactly the same.

0:31:19.480 --> 0:31:22.720
<v Speaker 1>So this drives me crazy because I love orange juice

0:31:22.920 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 1>and I can't start my day without orange juice. So

0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:28.520
<v Speaker 1>the sixty four as used to last me at least

0:31:28.520 --> 0:31:32.680
<v Speaker 1>a week. Now, three days I'm done, and she's paying

0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:36.840
<v Speaker 1>the same price. Three days I'm done. We've got it,

0:31:36.840 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 1>We've got you know. Is there a shortage of Florida Orange?

0:31:39.440 --> 0:31:41.000
<v Speaker 1>The way someday Scary you and I going to be

0:31:41.000 --> 0:31:44.120
<v Speaker 1>complaining about kao pectait, Yes, Like there isn't the price

0:31:44.160 --> 0:31:47.120
<v Speaker 1>that er at all? Well, this is what goes on,

0:31:48.400 --> 0:31:53.080
<v Speaker 1>shrinking the chocolate barber, shrinking everything. The coffee. They forget

0:31:53.080 --> 0:31:55.680
<v Speaker 1>about that. You don't don't get me started on that stuff.

0:31:55.840 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 1>The candy baring everything is small. It's the candy bar

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:01.080
<v Speaker 1>thing to any bars here used to be a lot

0:32:01.080 --> 0:32:05.800
<v Speaker 1>better names Hershey, okay, used to be much bigger. And

0:32:05.840 --> 0:32:09.360
<v Speaker 1>now I'm paying the same price maybe more for hershey

0:32:09.360 --> 0:32:13.600
<v Speaker 1>bar that's smaller. That's like we got to get George

0:32:13.640 --> 0:32:16.320
<v Speaker 1>ka stands it to talk about the shrinking. Yeah, all right,

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 1>I think we're gonna let you go on that note.

0:32:18.800 --> 0:32:20.320
<v Speaker 1>I think we can let Scary off the hook a

0:32:20.320 --> 0:32:21.720
<v Speaker 1>little bit because you agree with you on the try.

0:32:23.240 --> 0:32:26.640
<v Speaker 1>But then we're wrapping it up. I was only I

0:32:26.640 --> 0:32:29.280
<v Speaker 1>love you to give you. You can still call me mam.

0:32:29.840 --> 0:32:34.160
<v Speaker 1>I never apologize. You be a little bit of a savage,

0:32:34.360 --> 0:32:44.000
<v Speaker 1>but don't say it publicly. Thank by. So we have

0:32:44.080 --> 0:32:45.840
<v Speaker 1>a lot to do and a little bit of time.

0:32:47.440 --> 0:32:50.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we've got more time. But yeah, you know,

0:32:51.680 --> 0:32:53.680
<v Speaker 1>why are you are rushing us to end here? You

0:32:54.240 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 1>got to do? You know how last week I read

0:32:55.760 --> 0:32:59.360
<v Speaker 1>all those really bad resumes and cover letters from the interns. Yeah,

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:02.120
<v Speaker 1>I actually have a good interview scheduled in a little while.

0:33:02.800 --> 0:33:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Uh twenty minutes, fifteen minutes, something like that. All right,

0:33:05.880 --> 0:33:08.560
<v Speaker 1>So then we we better put the pedal to the medal,

0:33:08.680 --> 0:33:11.400
<v Speaker 1>all right. So I'm not gonna get blamed for for

0:33:11.480 --> 0:33:13.400
<v Speaker 1>not getting something. But I got a couple of things

0:33:13.640 --> 0:33:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to touch on. Um and I have something

0:33:16.280 --> 0:33:18.880
<v Speaker 1>to touch on. Keep hands off me, all right, so

0:33:19.120 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 1>we will alternate. Uh, this was a grammar police thing.

0:33:21.760 --> 0:33:24.320
<v Speaker 1>You want to get the grammar police here. It's just one.

0:33:24.640 --> 0:33:25.600
<v Speaker 1>We got a lot of them, but this is the

0:33:25.640 --> 0:33:29.280
<v Speaker 1>one that really bothered me. Gram a pololice, let's do it,

0:33:29.680 --> 0:33:34.680
<v Speaker 1>all right, police, what's going on? I don't have a

0:33:34.720 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 1>lot of them, but this one caught my attention because

0:33:36.760 --> 0:33:38.680
<v Speaker 1>the person who tweeted it, you know who you are,

0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:42.000
<v Speaker 1>was really funny in the description of the problem sign

0:33:42.040 --> 0:33:44.560
<v Speaker 1>in front of a restaurant. It starts off storry for

0:33:44.560 --> 0:33:48.239
<v Speaker 1>the inconvenience. Now, the tweeter pointed out, they nailed it

0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:51.560
<v Speaker 1>on the word inconvenience, a very tough word to spell.

0:33:52.160 --> 0:33:55.320
<v Speaker 1>They spelled it right. So the sign says sorry for

0:33:55.360 --> 0:34:00.000
<v Speaker 1>the inconvenience. But right now we is out of Ham.

0:33:59.800 --> 0:34:02.920
<v Speaker 1>We is out of hand. They would we is out

0:34:02.920 --> 0:34:07.480
<v Speaker 1>of Ham, so instead of we are out of Ham, right,

0:34:07.560 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 1>but they got inconvenience right. I like that. You have

0:34:11.640 --> 0:34:14.000
<v Speaker 1>a grammar police there, No, I do not. I I

0:34:14.320 --> 0:34:17.080
<v Speaker 1>there was a sign I had. I had a smartass

0:34:17.080 --> 0:34:20.839
<v Speaker 1>signed that somebody found from Jane Vic of course, one

0:34:20.840 --> 0:34:22.719
<v Speaker 1>of our favorites. He gives us free pizza from time

0:34:22.719 --> 0:34:25.359
<v Speaker 1>to time. Um he's so signed that said by one

0:34:25.400 --> 0:34:28.440
<v Speaker 1>burger for the price of two, and receive a second

0:34:28.440 --> 0:34:33.000
<v Speaker 1>burger absolutely free, which is h h. It's pretty much

0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:35.560
<v Speaker 1>one burger for the price of two, double pay, right,

0:34:35.640 --> 0:34:37.320
<v Speaker 1>you get a free burger, right exactly. But it's not

0:34:37.360 --> 0:34:39.560
<v Speaker 1>a grammar police. That's just a funny sign. I like that. Now,

0:34:39.560 --> 0:34:42.160
<v Speaker 1>this is not grammar police, but we're talking about things

0:34:42.160 --> 0:34:47.319
<v Speaker 1>that make no sense. A right, uh police, I'm gonna

0:34:47.320 --> 0:34:48.960
<v Speaker 1>read what it says, and then I'm gonna read you

0:34:49.040 --> 0:34:51.800
<v Speaker 1>a hashtag. So I was looking at a Twitter account

0:34:52.160 --> 0:34:55.480
<v Speaker 1>for the track team of a school. Okay, you guys

0:34:55.520 --> 0:34:56.640
<v Speaker 1>can look it up, becau. I'm gonna take you a

0:34:56.640 --> 0:34:59.160
<v Speaker 1>hashtag in a minute. Congrats to the four by eight

0:34:59.560 --> 0:35:01.560
<v Speaker 1>reel eight team, and they list the names of the

0:35:01.560 --> 0:35:07.520
<v Speaker 1>people fifth place sectional finish tonight hashtag win the day,

0:35:09.160 --> 0:35:14.319
<v Speaker 1>win the day they finished fifth. Hey, you don't win

0:35:14.360 --> 0:35:17.120
<v Speaker 1>the day. You're you're a loser. You're a loser. You

0:35:17.280 --> 0:35:20.080
<v Speaker 1>lost the day by four other teams. Here's the next one.

0:35:20.320 --> 0:35:23.719
<v Speaker 1>Congrats to the third place sprint team led by this guy,

0:35:23.760 --> 0:35:27.520
<v Speaker 1>this guy, this guy, this guy hashtag win the day.

0:35:28.320 --> 0:35:30.719
<v Speaker 1>Yet not not a winner. You know, you don't don't

0:35:30.760 --> 0:35:33.839
<v Speaker 1>win the day you came in fifth the day that's

0:35:33.880 --> 0:35:39.040
<v Speaker 1>thestag fifth day. That's a generational problem because this is

0:35:39.280 --> 0:35:43.160
<v Speaker 1>this goes to add to everybody's a winner, everybody gets

0:35:43.160 --> 0:35:46.640
<v Speaker 1>a trophy, everyone gets to run the basis. Look, if

0:35:46.680 --> 0:35:50.600
<v Speaker 1>there was three in a tie score, everyone's a winner.

0:35:50.760 --> 0:35:55.319
<v Speaker 1>If if there were three hundred track teams, right and

0:35:55.440 --> 0:35:59.239
<v Speaker 1>you finished fifth, put yourself on the back. But you

0:35:59.360 --> 0:36:03.640
<v Speaker 1>don't win unless you win, right, You're a loser. Congrats

0:36:03.960 --> 0:36:09.000
<v Speaker 1>to the four relay team fifth place sectional finish tonight

0:36:09.520 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 1>hashtag win the death by the way. Single Mother by

0:36:13.360 --> 0:36:16.359
<v Speaker 1>Choice wrote to us and said, what's wrong with this

0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:19.160
<v Speaker 1>caption from Ikea? And it's a picture of a bedroom

0:36:19.200 --> 0:36:23.440
<v Speaker 1>set and the caption says, a tale of two twins

0:36:23.560 --> 0:36:26.160
<v Speaker 1>in a bedroom. Oh, I saw that. Get out of here.

0:36:26.640 --> 0:36:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Unless the twins aren't related. If there are two people

0:36:29.719 --> 0:36:31.920
<v Speaker 1>that happen to be twins, right, but they're not from

0:36:31.960 --> 0:36:33.440
<v Speaker 1>each other, from the same mother, but they're in the

0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:36.719
<v Speaker 1>same kid's bedroom, So then there's just twins. But it's

0:36:36.719 --> 0:36:39.200
<v Speaker 1>just twins. It's twins. There's no two twins now. If

0:36:39.239 --> 0:36:41.600
<v Speaker 1>it was two triplets, that'd be fine. That means one's

0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:46.440
<v Speaker 1>missing and you're letting people know exactly. Okay, speaking of wrong,

0:36:47.360 --> 0:36:50.840
<v Speaker 1>what's rule number one about correcting people? Be right? That's correct?

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<v Speaker 1>So today on the Big Show, Elvis Right in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show, Elvis asked me why the World Series is

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<v Speaker 1>called the World Series when the whole world doesn't compe

0:37:00.000 --> 0:37:02.120
<v Speaker 1>eat in the World Series. Get the Little League World

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<v Speaker 1>Series is called the Lily World Series? Right? And why

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<v Speaker 1>is that? Well? I gave two reasons. One, when the

0:37:06.880 --> 0:37:11.000
<v Speaker 1>World Series was created intree other countries weren't playing baseball,

0:37:11.560 --> 0:37:13.319
<v Speaker 1>and as Americans, you know what, we like to make

0:37:13.360 --> 0:37:15.480
<v Speaker 1>ourselves the center of the universe. So we called it

0:37:15.520 --> 0:37:18.840
<v Speaker 1>the World Series because at the time it was everyone

0:37:18.880 --> 0:37:20.479
<v Speaker 1>in the world, because we were the only ones playing

0:37:20.520 --> 0:37:23.839
<v Speaker 1>the game. Right. The Little League World Series not only

0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:27.240
<v Speaker 1>was created at a time when other countries were playing baseball,

0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:34.480
<v Speaker 1>but it involves other countries, Asian countries, Australia, right, Okay,

0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:37.839
<v Speaker 1>South Africa. I think competes um different countries from around

0:37:37.840 --> 0:37:40.120
<v Speaker 1>the world that play in the Little League World Championship.

0:37:40.440 --> 0:37:41.600
<v Speaker 1>So I go in the air and I say this,

0:37:42.000 --> 0:37:46.160
<v Speaker 1>and somebody says, no, Actually, it's called the World Series

0:37:46.560 --> 0:37:51.359
<v Speaker 1>because the first World Series was sponsored by the World newspaper.

0:37:53.080 --> 0:37:56.759
<v Speaker 1>That's one of those stories that sounds legitimate, but it

0:37:56.880 --> 0:38:01.239
<v Speaker 1>is not. You'll see well or if you knew it

0:38:01.920 --> 0:38:04.480
<v Speaker 1>the way. The term World Series came about when the

0:38:04.480 --> 0:38:08.759
<v Speaker 1>owner of the Pittsburgh Pirates ask the owner of the

0:38:08.760 --> 0:38:13.120
<v Speaker 1>Boston Red Sox, the winners of the American League Pirates

0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:15.719
<v Speaker 1>in the National League, why don't we play each other

0:38:16.320 --> 0:38:20.719
<v Speaker 1>in a World's Championship series, which they eventually shortened to

0:38:20.800 --> 0:38:23.600
<v Speaker 1>the World Series. Okay, Now, this is one of those

0:38:23.640 --> 0:38:26.239
<v Speaker 1>things where people think it sounds right, so they go

0:38:26.280 --> 0:38:29.880
<v Speaker 1>around telling everybody, Hey, just so you know, this is

0:38:29.920 --> 0:38:33.080
<v Speaker 1>what that really means. Right. So we went through this

0:38:33.120 --> 0:38:36.120
<v Speaker 1>on the Morning Show about six months ago, where we

0:38:36.120 --> 0:38:39.640
<v Speaker 1>were talking about where the term break a leg came from.

0:38:39.680 --> 0:38:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm not gonna tell you where it came from.

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:43.200
<v Speaker 1>You can look that up. It has to do with

0:38:43.239 --> 0:38:47.000
<v Speaker 1>bad luck versus good luck. But people, somebody came up

0:38:47.000 --> 0:38:49.160
<v Speaker 1>with this idea and then people repeat it and they go,

0:38:49.440 --> 0:38:53.080
<v Speaker 1>that sounds Legit must be true break a leg. Well,

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:55.080
<v Speaker 1>when you break a leg, what happens you put your

0:38:55.160 --> 0:38:57.960
<v Speaker 1>leg in a cast. So it must mean if you're

0:38:57.960 --> 0:39:00.440
<v Speaker 1>going to audition for a Broadway show, if you want

0:39:00.440 --> 0:39:04.320
<v Speaker 1>to be in a cast. By the way, that's wrong.

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:08.680
<v Speaker 1>There's always people that when you say when the term

0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:11.640
<v Speaker 1>golf come from, they'll go, you know what that stands for,

0:39:11.719 --> 0:39:16.200
<v Speaker 1>don't you? Gentle gentlemen only ford, No, it doesn't. It's

0:39:16.239 --> 0:39:20.560
<v Speaker 1>not any most it's a misconception. It's a misnomer. Right,

0:39:21.760 --> 0:39:24.080
<v Speaker 1>They wouldn't come up with a word that nobody says

0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:28.360
<v Speaker 1>gentlemen only ladies forbidden. That's not that's not no, golf

0:39:28.480 --> 0:39:31.680
<v Speaker 1>is the Scottish word for club that's been bastardized. In

0:39:31.680 --> 0:39:36.880
<v Speaker 1>this pronunciation, golf club is technically redundant. Truth. Truth. My

0:39:37.000 --> 0:39:44.000
<v Speaker 1>point is you're gonna correct people. Be right. That sounds

0:39:44.120 --> 0:39:50.520
<v Speaker 1>like it's welcome. You've got mail, but the Brooklyn Boys

0:39:50.520 --> 0:39:54.080
<v Speaker 1>podcast at gmail dot com. That's our address. Casey, who

0:39:54.160 --> 0:39:56.120
<v Speaker 1>doesn't want his last his or her last name on

0:39:56.160 --> 0:39:59.080
<v Speaker 1>the podcast, says, uh, I'm catching up on episode eighty

0:39:59.160 --> 0:40:01.600
<v Speaker 1>nine hashtag lis and in order. I have kind of

0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:03.680
<v Speaker 1>a weird situation I need help with. I was at

0:40:03.680 --> 0:40:06.240
<v Speaker 1>my friend's house while she was talking to her brother

0:40:06.280 --> 0:40:09.600
<v Speaker 1>and she said pin number. I wanted to correct her,

0:40:09.680 --> 0:40:11.960
<v Speaker 1>but I was not in the conversation. So I bit

0:40:12.000 --> 0:40:14.759
<v Speaker 1>my tongue because I didn't want to be interrupting. Uh

0:40:15.000 --> 0:40:18.280
<v Speaker 1>be the interrupting intern, other an intern, but they both

0:40:18.320 --> 0:40:20.640
<v Speaker 1>continue to say it, so I had to say something.

0:40:21.719 --> 0:40:24.640
<v Speaker 1>I did. Now here's the question. Should I have interrupted

0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:26.080
<v Speaker 1>or should I have just let it go? I am

0:40:26.280 --> 0:40:33.920
<v Speaker 1>remember I am an intern. Mm hmmm, I wouldn't interrupt. Yeah,

0:40:34.560 --> 0:40:39.520
<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't know why. Um. I think it's frowned upon

0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:43.400
<v Speaker 1>by most people, not me, but most people. If you

0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:47.480
<v Speaker 1>point out their mistakes. Yeah, you guys know each other.

0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:52.880
<v Speaker 1>James Martin, Uh, I wanted to make this joke. Elvis

0:40:52.920 --> 0:40:54.399
<v Speaker 1>was talking on the air on The Big Show about

0:40:54.440 --> 0:40:58.040
<v Speaker 1>vanilla ice cream and made the point to Alex that

0:40:58.080 --> 0:41:01.759
<v Speaker 1>Alex likes vanilla ice cream. Then a caller called in

0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:03.960
<v Speaker 1>and said espressing her love for vanilla ice cream, and

0:41:04.000 --> 0:41:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Elvis says, I stand behind anyone who likes vanilla. I

0:41:07.160 --> 0:41:09.400
<v Speaker 1>was laughing to myself and just wishing someone on the

0:41:09.400 --> 0:41:12.120
<v Speaker 1>show would have said, yeah, you sure do. Like they're

0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:15.160
<v Speaker 1>making jokes in their living room. By the way, it's

0:41:15.160 --> 0:41:16.400
<v Speaker 1>a good chance I wrote that on a piece of

0:41:16.400 --> 0:41:18.680
<v Speaker 1>paper and he didn't read it right. James Martin in Pennsylvania,

0:41:18.760 --> 0:41:22.319
<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for that. Uh. Nick doesn't want

0:41:22.360 --> 0:41:25.120
<v Speaker 1>his last name read on the air. Started from zero.

0:41:25.280 --> 0:41:27.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm almost all cut up, caught up. I'm a cop.

0:41:28.480 --> 0:41:32.439
<v Speaker 1>I listened to you on my commute. No, I haven't

0:41:32.480 --> 0:41:34.520
<v Speaker 1>had water dumped on me at work. Where is that from?

0:41:34.560 --> 0:41:36.440
<v Speaker 1>That's from an episode? No, no, no, no, no. In

0:41:36.480 --> 0:41:40.200
<v Speaker 1>New York, unfortunately, people have been dumping water on New

0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:42.560
<v Speaker 1>York City Police office. Yeah. No, I haven't had water

0:41:42.600 --> 0:41:45.800
<v Speaker 1>dumped on me anyway, I'm currently waiting for a reply

0:41:45.920 --> 0:41:48.640
<v Speaker 1>from six Flags, trying to get free dessert because several

0:41:48.719 --> 0:41:50.880
<v Speaker 1>rides were shut down with my friends and I visited

0:41:51.280 --> 0:41:54.120
<v Speaker 1>and I haven't received an email back. It's been two weeks,

0:41:54.480 --> 0:41:56.479
<v Speaker 1>actually longer now it's been about a month and a half.

0:41:56.920 --> 0:41:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Attached as a photo from an ice cream stand at

0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Hobey Beach on Long Island. Correct me if I'm wrong,

0:42:02.680 --> 0:42:04.440
<v Speaker 1>but I think there should be an exclamation point at

0:42:04.440 --> 0:42:06.760
<v Speaker 1>the end of the sentence, not a question mark, hashtag,

0:42:06.800 --> 0:42:11.319
<v Speaker 1>grammar police. What does it say? Please? Cannot it's it's

0:42:11.360 --> 0:42:14.480
<v Speaker 1>just a sign, I don't know whatever. It shouldn't be there, right,

0:42:14.520 --> 0:42:16.440
<v Speaker 1>It should be a question mark. Anyway, This person is

0:42:16.480 --> 0:42:19.040
<v Speaker 1>covering two things and what she he wants to know?

0:42:19.120 --> 0:42:21.759
<v Speaker 1>How long should he wait for six Flags to get

0:42:21.800 --> 0:42:26.160
<v Speaker 1>back to him? A couple of weeks? Well it's been

0:42:26.160 --> 0:42:28.600
<v Speaker 1>a month and a half, so now what Yeah, you

0:42:29.040 --> 0:42:31.600
<v Speaker 1>just move on? Suck it. He can't go back on it,

0:42:32.120 --> 0:42:37.360
<v Speaker 1>can't complain. I would call it's been a month and

0:42:37.360 --> 0:42:38.600
<v Speaker 1>a half ago, my friends and I were there and

0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:40.160
<v Speaker 1>all the rides were shut down. I would go, by

0:42:40.200 --> 0:42:42.560
<v Speaker 1>the way, is it is it really six flicks fault?

0:42:42.840 --> 0:42:44.440
<v Speaker 1>If the rides were shut down. I mean, if it

0:42:44.480 --> 0:42:47.279
<v Speaker 1>was bad, well, if he's talking about less, if he's

0:42:47.280 --> 0:42:50.040
<v Speaker 1>talking about last week, because there was an electrical storm

0:42:50.200 --> 0:42:52.479
<v Speaker 1>that was Severn Severn weeks okay, so a couple of okay,

0:42:52.480 --> 0:42:55.879
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, right, so les get money back everybody they

0:42:55.880 --> 0:42:58.440
<v Speaker 1>gave everybody comps to the to the park on this

0:42:58.520 --> 0:43:00.759
<v Speaker 1>day they didn't. Well, then he should put right. But

0:43:00.880 --> 0:43:02.600
<v Speaker 1>how many rides have to be shut down for you

0:43:02.640 --> 0:43:04.760
<v Speaker 1>to say I want my entrance feedback? I can assure

0:43:04.800 --> 0:43:07.080
<v Speaker 1>you if I was there, whatever ride was shut down

0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:10.400
<v Speaker 1>was my favorite. But sir, those are kidny rides that

0:43:10.560 --> 0:43:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I love. Yeah, your favorite ride? Um, okay, keep up

0:43:16.440 --> 0:43:18.279
<v Speaker 1>the great work. Don't change the thing because some of

0:43:18.320 --> 0:43:22.359
<v Speaker 1>these fucking snowflakes found something offended. Okay, so they want

0:43:22.440 --> 0:43:25.239
<v Speaker 1>us to go. I think I think he meant offensive offended.

0:43:26.680 --> 0:43:28.279
<v Speaker 1>He might have meant that, but he didn't write it.

0:43:29.120 --> 0:43:33.800
<v Speaker 1>Question all right? No nope, nope, nope, nope, he has angela.

0:43:34.160 --> 0:43:36.680
<v Speaker 1>Well what was that? No nope, nope, no no it

0:43:36.719 --> 0:43:39.279
<v Speaker 1>was I just read that it was from casey uh

0:43:39.320 --> 0:43:42.520
<v Speaker 1>Taco Bell Drive drough Can I address this separately before

0:43:42.560 --> 0:43:44.120
<v Speaker 1>you read that this is no, this is an old one.

0:43:44.160 --> 0:43:46.160
<v Speaker 1>This has nothing to do with what I'll address one.

0:43:46.320 --> 0:43:49.160
<v Speaker 1>Just that, okay, Slice for Life. Recently, in a talk

0:43:49.200 --> 0:43:51.720
<v Speaker 1>about drive through place in order, pulled to the window

0:43:51.760 --> 0:43:53.799
<v Speaker 1>after paying the person to the window and asked us

0:43:53.800 --> 0:43:56.279
<v Speaker 1>to pull forward and then back again. Nobody in the

0:43:56.280 --> 0:43:59.239
<v Speaker 1>truck could figure out why, but I knew told them

0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:01.520
<v Speaker 1>it was because us of the timer as we were

0:44:01.520 --> 0:44:04.640
<v Speaker 1>backing up to the window. Because remember, because you roll

0:44:04.719 --> 0:44:07.680
<v Speaker 1>over a certain point with your tires and it starts

0:44:07.680 --> 0:44:09.200
<v Speaker 1>the timer, and then you back up again and it

0:44:09.239 --> 0:44:12.839
<v Speaker 1>resets their timer. They're being clocked in the background. They

0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:14.799
<v Speaker 1>still asked when we got to the window, and sure

0:44:14.880 --> 0:44:17.000
<v Speaker 1>enough it was because of the timer. I knew because

0:44:17.040 --> 0:44:20.040
<v Speaker 1>of your podcast. Keep making the podcast, please, I can't

0:44:20.040 --> 0:44:21.879
<v Speaker 1>wait for the new episode every week. Thanks for making

0:44:21.880 --> 0:44:26.120
<v Speaker 1>me laugh, Craig. Now, in an unfortunate, unrelated note, a

0:44:26.280 --> 0:44:29.560
<v Speaker 1>story came about last week and this is this is track.

0:44:29.719 --> 0:44:31.600
<v Speaker 1>This was out of the music. Yeah, this was out

0:44:31.600 --> 0:44:35.240
<v Speaker 1>of californ And then I'm going to hope this person

0:44:35.320 --> 0:44:36.799
<v Speaker 1>was not a listener of our show. I don't think

0:44:36.840 --> 0:44:39.120
<v Speaker 1>they were. While I understand that we've talked about getting

0:44:39.160 --> 0:44:42.360
<v Speaker 1>upset not pulling your car forward and that the f

0:44:42.440 --> 0:44:44.640
<v Speaker 1>and you have to drive through. I know you guys

0:44:44.640 --> 0:44:47.800
<v Speaker 1>are smart enough and sane enough not to let this happen.

0:44:48.480 --> 0:44:52.000
<v Speaker 1>But a guy was driving through Taco Bell and they

0:44:52.040 --> 0:44:54.719
<v Speaker 1>asked him to pull up. He didn't want to pull up,

0:44:55.200 --> 0:44:57.840
<v Speaker 1>got into some words with the person there, and he

0:44:57.880 --> 0:45:01.040
<v Speaker 1>shot him. Now the person is alive. I didn't kill

0:45:01.120 --> 0:45:05.919
<v Speaker 1>the guy, but he took it too far. So, Uh,

0:45:05.960 --> 0:45:08.560
<v Speaker 1>if you are that guy and you are a listener

0:45:08.560 --> 0:45:11.440
<v Speaker 1>of our podcast, you didn't You didn't hear that from us.

0:45:11.880 --> 0:45:13.880
<v Speaker 1>All we said was don't pull up, didn't tell you

0:45:13.920 --> 0:45:16.000
<v Speaker 1>to get violent. I'm assuming they're not there, not from

0:45:16.040 --> 0:45:19.440
<v Speaker 1>any place where we we broadcast from what two and uh,

0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:22.080
<v Speaker 1>you know, I know Podcaster National. I hope we were.

0:45:22.200 --> 0:45:25.719
<v Speaker 1>We did not inspire that anyway. That being said, uh,

0:45:25.880 --> 0:45:29.680
<v Speaker 1>continue to not be taking advantage of at your local

0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:33.400
<v Speaker 1>drive through place. But yeah, backing up and pulling forward

0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:38.080
<v Speaker 1>and everything. Man, just make the food faster, right Madison

0:45:38.200 --> 0:45:43.840
<v Speaker 1>Taylor said, Um, she's on episode number seventy two right now, anyway, scary.

0:45:43.920 --> 0:45:46.279
<v Speaker 1>I loved your rants about the TV. That's so messed up.

0:45:46.320 --> 0:45:48.000
<v Speaker 1>How the delivery guy wouldn't bring up the TV and

0:45:48.040 --> 0:45:50.600
<v Speaker 1>force you to come outside to get it. Hashtag fuck

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:54.120
<v Speaker 1>your delivery man. Yeah, you're a boogie apartment he want

0:45:54.120 --> 0:45:57.360
<v Speaker 1>to come up, Fuck you man. Kevin Kozlowski said he

0:45:57.440 --> 0:46:00.520
<v Speaker 1>just got a delivery that was the wrong order. I drunk,

0:46:00.600 --> 0:46:02.440
<v Speaker 1>so it took me a while to realize it was

0:46:02.480 --> 0:46:04.800
<v Speaker 1>the wrong water. By the time I did, I already

0:46:05.040 --> 0:46:08.040
<v Speaker 1>ate some of it and figured, okay, this will be

0:46:08.080 --> 0:46:10.400
<v Speaker 1>my dinner since it was a comparable meal. Then the

0:46:10.440 --> 0:46:14.120
<v Speaker 1>restaurant called. I debated if I should channel my inner

0:46:14.160 --> 0:46:17.000
<v Speaker 1>brody and act like it was not okay the man

0:46:17.120 --> 0:46:19.680
<v Speaker 1>the meal I ordered and free dessert, but I didn't

0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:21.720
<v Speaker 1>because as much as I love here and all his rants,

0:46:21.920 --> 0:46:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I natury roll with the wind, more like scary full

0:46:24.880 --> 0:46:29.440
<v Speaker 1>slice on the way halfway through. That's Kevin Kozlowski, So

0:46:29.520 --> 0:46:32.520
<v Speaker 1>he was drunk, accepted the wrong order, ate the ship anyway,

0:46:32.800 --> 0:46:34.359
<v Speaker 1>but wanted to know if he should have went back

0:46:34.400 --> 0:46:36.239
<v Speaker 1>in and screamed at them, saying, you gave me the

0:46:36.239 --> 0:46:37.920
<v Speaker 1>wrong food. You call up having them bring you the

0:46:37.960 --> 0:46:40.919
<v Speaker 1>right food. Yeah, but he ate someone else's order, he says,

0:46:41.680 --> 0:46:43.799
<v Speaker 1>got dinner once they brought it there, you're out. He

0:46:43.880 --> 0:46:45.920
<v Speaker 1>still got dinner, though he didn't get the dinner. He

0:46:45.960 --> 0:46:48.960
<v Speaker 1>wanted that's that problem that he ate the dinner, not

0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:51.200
<v Speaker 1>his problem, So you should eat the dinner. And then

0:46:51.320 --> 0:46:53.200
<v Speaker 1>fucking go in and say. I wanted to say, if

0:46:53.200 --> 0:46:55.440
<v Speaker 1>I get the wrong Chinese food delivered right, if I

0:46:55.480 --> 0:46:57.960
<v Speaker 1>get something that if they gave me rose poklo main

0:46:58.000 --> 0:47:00.200
<v Speaker 1>of vegetables, you're gonna eat it anywhere. I'm want to

0:47:00.239 --> 0:47:02.399
<v Speaker 1>pick the vegetables out. At least I'll pick the pork out.

0:47:02.640 --> 0:47:04.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna send it back on touch. They can't

0:47:04.520 --> 0:47:06.719
<v Speaker 1>resell it, so you're gonna eat it anywhere. I'll lead

0:47:06.719 --> 0:47:08.680
<v Speaker 1>a third of it. And then go, oh the vegetables,

0:47:08.719 --> 0:47:13.200
<v Speaker 1>I can't. I tried. Dude, You're fucking fucking you are savage.

0:47:13.520 --> 0:47:16.200
<v Speaker 1>You hear that, Mama Bronie, your son is sap big

0:47:16.239 --> 0:47:18.719
<v Speaker 1>talking when she's not here. The call next week. No,

0:47:18.800 --> 0:47:21.799
<v Speaker 1>we don't need this anyway. Um, and then um, just

0:47:21.840 --> 0:47:27.000
<v Speaker 1>a couple of small ones here. Uh Luis Funis wrote

0:47:27.200 --> 0:47:29.440
<v Speaker 1>we need more of the Jersey Kid, and then he

0:47:29.480 --> 0:47:33.480
<v Speaker 1>made a graphic of our logo put the Jersey Kid

0:47:33.480 --> 0:47:35.560
<v Speaker 1>in there, and he wrote the Brooken Boys podcast with

0:47:35.560 --> 0:47:39.600
<v Speaker 1>Scary and Brodie with the Jersey Kids Happen that it's

0:47:39.640 --> 0:47:44.600
<v Speaker 1>not happening. Um and while a lot of people uh

0:47:44.440 --> 0:47:46.719
<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, a lot of people addressed thanks you, thank you,

0:47:46.800 --> 0:47:51.640
<v Speaker 1>James Short, thank you also as Town Illinois about the

0:47:52.360 --> 0:47:54.279
<v Speaker 1>taco bell thing that you would talk very good. So

0:47:54.560 --> 0:47:56.120
<v Speaker 1>I have an email I want to read and uh,

0:47:56.239 --> 0:47:58.200
<v Speaker 1>I got some unused jokes and I want to talk

0:47:58.200 --> 0:48:00.399
<v Speaker 1>about the Instagram picture of you with it. Well that's

0:48:00.400 --> 0:48:03.320
<v Speaker 1>what I wanted, right, do we Yeah? I think it.

0:48:03.680 --> 0:48:06.600
<v Speaker 1>Let's just read this email and we'll come back, all right.

0:48:06.680 --> 0:48:10.719
<v Speaker 1>So you know is uh is a code word for

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:15.040
<v Speaker 1>did we take a break? Okay? Yeah, okay, okay. So

0:48:15.160 --> 0:48:17.239
<v Speaker 1>you guys know, I sell stuff on Facebook. I sell

0:48:17.239 --> 0:48:19.520
<v Speaker 1>stuff on Craigslist. I got stuff laying around, I gotta

0:48:19.560 --> 0:48:22.839
<v Speaker 1>sell it. So my kids outgrew a bicycle and they

0:48:22.840 --> 0:48:25.000
<v Speaker 1>didn't really write it lots in great condition. So I

0:48:25.040 --> 0:48:29.200
<v Speaker 1>put it up on Craigslist to sell the bike. Now,

0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:31.919
<v Speaker 1>if you've never been any on Craigslist, usually you'll click

0:48:31.960 --> 0:48:34.759
<v Speaker 1>on the ad and it'll say email the person. Right.

0:48:34.960 --> 0:48:38.359
<v Speaker 1>It comes in anonymously, right, and it'll say you'll say hey,

0:48:38.600 --> 0:48:41.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean now, if it's a scam, it'll say I'm

0:48:41.680 --> 0:48:45.399
<v Speaker 1>interested in item. That's some guy doesn't speak English. That's

0:48:45.400 --> 0:48:48.520
<v Speaker 1>the scam. I'm interested in the item. Now you say

0:48:48.560 --> 0:48:50.080
<v Speaker 1>what it is. You don't say the item, then I

0:48:50.160 --> 0:48:53.439
<v Speaker 1>know it's a scam. So the person writes back normally, Hey,

0:48:53.480 --> 0:48:55.399
<v Speaker 1>i'd like to buy the bike. Is there a day

0:48:55.400 --> 0:48:57.319
<v Speaker 1>next week I can get it? Or hey, I'll give

0:48:57.360 --> 0:49:00.000
<v Speaker 1>you thirty instead of forty, or fifteen instead of seven.

0:49:00.000 --> 0:49:02.360
<v Speaker 1>And the five that trying to hug hand. Uh you

0:49:02.400 --> 0:49:09.440
<v Speaker 1>know Boglia hanolia. Right. So here's the email I got.

0:49:09.640 --> 0:49:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Now keep in mind Craigslist at the time. The way

0:49:13.200 --> 0:49:16.120
<v Speaker 1>it works is they come and get the thing from you,

0:49:16.160 --> 0:49:18.400
<v Speaker 1>whether they meet you at the burger king or or

0:49:18.480 --> 0:49:21.040
<v Speaker 1>a parking lot of of a target, or they come

0:49:21.080 --> 0:49:23.480
<v Speaker 1>to your house. They come to you. This is what

0:49:23.560 --> 0:49:27.600
<v Speaker 1>I get. I A I, I G H D I.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me know what day you can bring it

0:49:30.000 --> 0:49:33.319
<v Speaker 1>to the path downtown. Leave name and number the letter

0:49:33.400 --> 0:49:37.799
<v Speaker 1>J period that's his name. I, So let me know

0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:40.920
<v Speaker 1>what day you can bring it to the path downtown.

0:49:42.000 --> 0:49:44.960
<v Speaker 1>Now leave name and number. First of all, you don't

0:49:45.040 --> 0:49:46.839
<v Speaker 1>leave your name and number in an email. You leave

0:49:46.840 --> 0:49:49.320
<v Speaker 1>it on a voicemail. What does that leave name and number?

0:49:49.600 --> 0:49:52.480
<v Speaker 1>How do you start an email? I second of all,

0:49:52.840 --> 0:49:55.280
<v Speaker 1>Now does he live near the New Jersey Path station

0:49:55.640 --> 0:49:57.960
<v Speaker 1>and I'm supposed to know what he means by downtown

0:49:58.840 --> 0:50:01.480
<v Speaker 1>or does he live by a path that leads to

0:50:01.560 --> 0:50:05.359
<v Speaker 1>a stream downtown? No, I don't the path. He didn't

0:50:05.400 --> 0:50:07.279
<v Speaker 1>capitalize the word path. I don't know if it's the

0:50:07.400 --> 0:50:10.319
<v Speaker 1>path train. My point is I So let me know

0:50:10.360 --> 0:50:12.400
<v Speaker 1>what day you can bring it to the path downtown.

0:50:12.760 --> 0:50:15.799
<v Speaker 1>Leave name and number J period. So I wrote back,

0:50:16.120 --> 0:50:20.600
<v Speaker 1>are you serious? He wrote back, you h yeah, you

0:50:20.920 --> 0:50:25.240
<v Speaker 1>h uh yeah? Why the second off? What's the second

0:50:25.239 --> 0:50:27.800
<v Speaker 1>off for? Say that scary in somewhere where it makes sense?

0:50:29.880 --> 0:50:36.800
<v Speaker 1>U h space? Y e A space? Uh? Uh yeah?

0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:39.920
<v Speaker 1>What's the second off for? He's leaving me hanging? Then

0:50:39.960 --> 0:50:43.600
<v Speaker 1>he signs it J period. So I wrote back, So

0:50:43.719 --> 0:50:45.719
<v Speaker 1>you think I posted a bicycle on craig keep your

0:50:45.719 --> 0:50:49.400
<v Speaker 1>mind it's an anonymous Uh you think I posted a

0:50:49.440 --> 0:50:51.759
<v Speaker 1>bicycle on Craigslist because I want to bring it to

0:50:51.800 --> 0:50:55.040
<v Speaker 1>some unknown train station that you described as downtown, which

0:50:55.080 --> 0:50:58.080
<v Speaker 1>means nothing to me. I'm sorry, but if anything, I

0:50:58.080 --> 0:51:00.160
<v Speaker 1>would need you to come pick it up here. If

0:51:00.160 --> 0:51:03.799
<v Speaker 1>you can't understand, um, if you can't understand or a

0:51:03.800 --> 0:51:07.839
<v Speaker 1>blige by Blige. Bide by those rules, then this isn't

0:51:07.880 --> 0:51:10.759
<v Speaker 1>the bike for you. Thank you have a nice day.

0:51:11.000 --> 0:51:13.279
<v Speaker 1>Put a u H at the end because that's the

0:51:13.280 --> 0:51:17.320
<v Speaker 1>only language you understand. So hero back. So no, oh god,

0:51:17.520 --> 0:51:19.279
<v Speaker 1>you sounds like you're dealing with like an eight year

0:51:19.320 --> 0:51:22.880
<v Speaker 1>old kid. So no, uh no, no the answers no

0:51:23.040 --> 0:51:27.279
<v Speaker 1>j period uh that's what I gever trying to sell

0:51:27.320 --> 0:51:31.920
<v Speaker 1>a bikeer on Craigslist. Consider consider the audience. Consider this.

0:51:33.640 --> 0:51:37.239
<v Speaker 1>Are you implying that anyone he uses Craigslist is not bright? No?

0:51:37.320 --> 0:51:39.359
<v Speaker 1>I think there's scammers on Craigslist. I think the guy

0:51:39.360 --> 0:51:41.440
<v Speaker 1>was gonna rob you. I've sold a lot of good stuff.

0:51:41.480 --> 0:51:43.200
<v Speaker 1>If you want to rob me, come into my house

0:51:43.200 --> 0:51:48.040
<v Speaker 1>of some consciout tickets. I see consciut tickets. Never exactly, never,

0:51:48.280 --> 0:51:50.560
<v Speaker 1>never ever. If you're listening to this and you get

0:51:50.640 --> 0:51:53.680
<v Speaker 1>nothing else from this podcast, let me tell you better

0:51:53.880 --> 0:51:58.640
<v Speaker 1>getting concert tickets on this podcast than from craigslist. Do not, ever, ever,

0:51:58.920 --> 0:52:04.080
<v Speaker 1>by answer tickets fucking football, baseball, whatever it is, do

0:52:04.160 --> 0:52:07.799
<v Speaker 1>not buy tickets off of Craigslist. Nine out of ten

0:52:07.880 --> 0:52:12.120
<v Speaker 1>times it's a scam. You have no idea how many

0:52:12.120 --> 0:52:17.640
<v Speaker 1>people contact the radio station. My kid can't go to

0:52:17.640 --> 0:52:19.319
<v Speaker 1>the expense. And then they and then they said they

0:52:19.320 --> 0:52:21.759
<v Speaker 1>always send me free tickets, and right because they want

0:52:21.760 --> 0:52:23.880
<v Speaker 1>free tickets from us, because you know, to make up

0:52:23.920 --> 0:52:27.040
<v Speaker 1>for their scam. And I always ask what was the source?

0:52:27.080 --> 0:52:29.279
<v Speaker 1>How did you get scammed? Did the person gets you

0:52:29.320 --> 0:52:31.680
<v Speaker 1>in public that they get you with a train station

0:52:31.719 --> 0:52:34.120
<v Speaker 1>and they do it in person, And always like, no,

0:52:34.520 --> 0:52:38.279
<v Speaker 1>I bought them off Craigslist. It's always a scam on Craigslist.

0:52:38.360 --> 0:52:42.160
<v Speaker 1>Do not do it on stub hub, seat geek, go

0:52:42.239 --> 0:52:45.480
<v Speaker 1>to any one of those, not sponsors, not sponsors, you

0:52:45.880 --> 0:52:48.120
<v Speaker 1>can mostly don't quote me. But you can usually get

0:52:48.239 --> 0:52:50.560
<v Speaker 1>legitimate tickets from eBay, can you, Yeah, because you have

0:52:50.600 --> 0:52:52.200
<v Speaker 1>to upload them and you have to put in the

0:52:52.239 --> 0:52:56.640
<v Speaker 1>information and an eBay verifies that purchases is always a

0:52:56.800 --> 0:53:00.000
<v Speaker 1>fucking scam when it comes to tickets. But selling a bicycle,

0:53:00.160 --> 0:53:02.200
<v Speaker 1>you can sell a bice of course, it's it's a tangent,

0:53:02.239 --> 0:53:04.520
<v Speaker 1>it's it's a thing, right, you're you're you're getting the

0:53:04.560 --> 0:53:07.360
<v Speaker 1>goods right there. But with a ticket, then they're fucking

0:53:07.520 --> 0:53:11.000
<v Speaker 1>halfway there. Someone's going I bought a counterfeit bike. It

0:53:11.080 --> 0:53:14.399
<v Speaker 1>was a piece of paper there in the path. Train

0:53:14.480 --> 0:53:16.080
<v Speaker 1>and you're trying to get in. An hour later, you're

0:53:16.080 --> 0:53:19.719
<v Speaker 1>trying to get to your seats, and it's like invalid

0:53:19.719 --> 0:53:22.799
<v Speaker 1>tick and valid ticket. No good, no good, because don't

0:53:22.840 --> 0:53:26.040
<v Speaker 1>do it, only buy it from legitimate resellers. Well, we'll

0:53:26.040 --> 0:53:28.399
<v Speaker 1>talk about how Scary got scammed right after this. Hey,

0:53:28.440 --> 0:53:31.120
<v Speaker 1>this is Sebastian Manascalco and you're listening to the Brooklyn

0:53:31.200 --> 0:53:36.280
<v Speaker 1>Boys podcast with Scary and Brody. Now I didn't get scammed.

0:53:36.840 --> 0:53:39.239
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, we just go back to what played about

0:53:39.239 --> 0:53:41.640
<v Speaker 1>a minute ago. A commercial just played. Okay, that, but

0:53:41.719 --> 0:53:43.640
<v Speaker 1>I said, about a minute ago, you played Sebastian Manna

0:53:43.640 --> 0:53:47.120
<v Speaker 1>Scalco talking about our show. I had him record a

0:53:47.160 --> 0:53:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Brody and Scary and a Scary and Brody. I like,

0:53:50.560 --> 0:53:52.600
<v Speaker 1>do we only picked the Brody and Scary and Brodie one?

0:53:52.600 --> 0:53:55.919
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna play one one at a time. Usually, though

0:53:56.000 --> 0:53:58.160
<v Speaker 1>you play both in the course of a podcast. You

0:53:58.160 --> 0:54:01.320
<v Speaker 1>didn't play another one first. I played the Brooklyn Boys

0:54:01.320 --> 0:54:04.920
<v Speaker 1>podcast with Brody and Scary earlier. Yeah, but that's that

0:54:04.960 --> 0:54:07.279
<v Speaker 1>was a new one. Did who put that in? Who

0:54:07.320 --> 0:54:10.239
<v Speaker 1>loaded that? It's been I don't know. No, I got

0:54:10.239 --> 0:54:11.839
<v Speaker 1>a new one. I got him to record a new one.

0:54:11.880 --> 0:54:14.440
<v Speaker 1>This week you did, yeah, because he did one over

0:54:14.440 --> 0:54:17.279
<v Speaker 1>the phone the last time. That was no, that was no,

0:54:17.400 --> 0:54:19.640
<v Speaker 1>he did it in person. He did in person, so

0:54:19.680 --> 0:54:22.359
<v Speaker 1>he's done it first three times. Now, Oh he didn't

0:54:22.360 --> 0:54:24.279
<v Speaker 1>remember good. I don't remember either. So I got another

0:54:24.280 --> 0:54:25.839
<v Speaker 1>one where I had him do all of our names again,

0:54:25.920 --> 0:54:27.759
<v Speaker 1>both of our names. Okay, here you want me to

0:54:27.760 --> 0:54:31.520
<v Speaker 1>play fair. Hey, this is Sebastian Man Scalcle and you're

0:54:31.520 --> 0:54:35.719
<v Speaker 1>listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody and Scary. Now,

0:54:35.760 --> 0:54:40.239
<v Speaker 1>if you check my instant that Brody Scary who so

0:54:41.000 --> 0:54:44.640
<v Speaker 1>last week if you're following along on our social media

0:54:45.080 --> 0:54:49.719
<v Speaker 1>at David Brody and at Scary Jones. Either way, the

0:54:49.800 --> 0:54:52.759
<v Speaker 1>rand Show, everyw this was everywhere? Should we start from

0:54:52.760 --> 0:54:55.720
<v Speaker 1>the end of the beginning? Started start from the bottom.

0:54:55.760 --> 0:54:58.960
<v Speaker 1>Now we're here, all right, So we were out for

0:54:59.160 --> 0:55:03.560
<v Speaker 1>a there's a text it just came in looking forward

0:55:03.560 --> 0:55:08.799
<v Speaker 1>to this episode number hashtag Daniel Jones. Okay, let's start there,

0:55:08.840 --> 0:55:13.239
<v Speaker 1>all right, So we're all the whole morning show is

0:55:13.280 --> 0:55:16.680
<v Speaker 1>out to lunch. Elvis took everybody to lunch on Monday. Okay,

0:55:16.719 --> 0:55:19.560
<v Speaker 1>after the show, and we're sitting at a long rectangular

0:55:19.600 --> 0:55:22.480
<v Speaker 1>table and Scary and I are sitting next to each other,

0:55:22.960 --> 0:55:25.320
<v Speaker 1>and uh, Garrett is sitting on the other side. Garrett

0:55:25.320 --> 0:55:27.239
<v Speaker 1>from our show is sitting on the other side of Scary,

0:55:27.320 --> 0:55:29.680
<v Speaker 1>and we are facing the rest of the restaurant. We're

0:55:29.719 --> 0:55:32.799
<v Speaker 1>up against the window, facing out, because anyone knows when

0:55:32.800 --> 0:55:34.359
<v Speaker 1>you go to restaurant, your face out. So this way,

0:55:34.400 --> 0:55:35.919
<v Speaker 1>if someone comes into whack you, you see it coming,

0:55:36.320 --> 0:55:39.359
<v Speaker 1>all right. And everyone's to our right and in front

0:55:39.360 --> 0:55:41.480
<v Speaker 1>of us, and we can see the whole restaurant. And

0:55:41.520 --> 0:55:45.319
<v Speaker 1>so a guy walks in, really tall guy, a six

0:55:45.400 --> 0:55:49.239
<v Speaker 1>four maybe tall guy, good looking, chiseled, wearing a New

0:55:49.320 --> 0:55:54.160
<v Speaker 1>York Giants football team blue T shirt solid Giants blue shirt.

0:55:54.640 --> 0:55:57.719
<v Speaker 1>And with him is a look like a Pacific islander,

0:55:57.880 --> 0:56:01.400
<v Speaker 1>could be Hawaiian Polynesian gentleman, very large. He looked like

0:56:01.440 --> 0:56:05.000
<v Speaker 1>that guy Sue and Dominican Sue. No, Dominican suit does

0:56:05.040 --> 0:56:08.520
<v Speaker 1>a little who's the guy Sue and Dominican sue? He

0:56:08.560 --> 0:56:10.319
<v Speaker 1>looked like him? No he doesn't. It looks like a

0:56:10.320 --> 0:56:14.640
<v Speaker 1>fat ron darling. No he didn't. For those you know

0:56:14.719 --> 0:56:17.719
<v Speaker 1>roun darling is he looked like as it described, like

0:56:17.760 --> 0:56:20.160
<v Speaker 1>he was in the Wanna But when a lot there's

0:56:20.200 --> 0:56:23.239
<v Speaker 1>a lot of linemen in football who are Polynesian or uh,

0:56:23.320 --> 0:56:27.319
<v Speaker 1>Pacific Islanders, and so I looked at immediately thought these

0:56:27.320 --> 0:56:30.920
<v Speaker 1>guys could be football players. So I I leaned back

0:56:31.320 --> 0:56:34.440
<v Speaker 1>and I say to Garrett, behind your back, and I

0:56:34.440 --> 0:56:37.120
<v Speaker 1>give him the wink. Hey, Garrett, there isn't that New

0:56:37.200 --> 0:56:41.279
<v Speaker 1>York Giants backup quarterback Daniel Jones. Now, Daniel Jones was

0:56:41.400 --> 0:56:43.799
<v Speaker 1>drafted a few months ago by the Giants sixth round,

0:56:44.000 --> 0:56:47.080
<v Speaker 1>number six pick, first round. He's the heir of parent

0:56:47.200 --> 0:56:49.640
<v Speaker 1>Eli Manning. Everyone knows what Eli Manning looks like because

0:56:49.640 --> 0:56:52.320
<v Speaker 1>he's a superstar when the Super Bowl does TV commercials.

0:56:52.480 --> 0:56:54.319
<v Speaker 1>But in football you don't always know what other people

0:56:54.360 --> 0:56:57.640
<v Speaker 1>look like. They my helmet helmets, so scary As a

0:56:57.719 --> 0:56:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Giants fan, I am not. I'm a New York Jets fan,

0:57:00.080 --> 0:57:02.000
<v Speaker 1>is what it is. So I said, Garrett, look it's

0:57:02.040 --> 0:57:04.480
<v Speaker 1>backup quarterback and look at you. Dad's right him. So

0:57:04.560 --> 0:57:07.320
<v Speaker 1>Garrett sees the wink and he goes, holy crap, Scary,

0:57:07.400 --> 0:57:09.879
<v Speaker 1>there's there. He goes, Scars. What scary looks up from

0:57:09.880 --> 0:57:12.960
<v Speaker 1>his phone? I said, is Daniel Jones the backup quarterback

0:57:12.960 --> 0:57:14.560
<v Speaker 1>of the Giants. And that's like I looks like one

0:57:14.560 --> 0:57:17.600
<v Speaker 1>of the Linemen scaries, Like, holy shit, that's that's the guy.

0:57:17.680 --> 0:57:19.440
<v Speaker 1>And it made sense because he first of all, he

0:57:19.480 --> 0:57:21.920
<v Speaker 1>was wearing like giant blue. I did say that he was.

0:57:22.240 --> 0:57:26.400
<v Speaker 1>He was six ft five four and a half, athletic quarters, yeah, athletic.

0:57:26.440 --> 0:57:29.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, this guy fits all yeah, and he's and

0:57:29.560 --> 0:57:33.919
<v Speaker 1>he's in a posh neighborhood in Manhattan, boogie and I'm

0:57:34.080 --> 0:57:38.400
<v Speaker 1>eating eating it up on a Monday, when Monday it

0:57:38.480 --> 0:57:41.400
<v Speaker 1>was good off on Monday. I'm like, ifits the description.

0:57:41.880 --> 0:57:45.959
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, but wait a second, and you can't

0:57:45.960 --> 0:57:48.160
<v Speaker 1>go You can't. You can't retro what you were thinking.

0:57:48.560 --> 0:57:50.960
<v Speaker 1>So I say, let's go over and get his autograph.

0:57:51.080 --> 0:57:52.600
<v Speaker 1>I can't. He's eating, he's eating, eating, and we get

0:57:52.600 --> 0:57:55.400
<v Speaker 1>pictures him. I said, you know what, I'm not a

0:57:55.440 --> 0:57:58.400
<v Speaker 1>Giants fan. I'll risk it. I'll go up to him.

0:57:58.480 --> 0:58:01.080
<v Speaker 1>So I go up to him and I talked to

0:58:01.120 --> 0:58:02.480
<v Speaker 1>him for a minute. I go to the bathroom. I

0:58:02.480 --> 0:58:03.880
<v Speaker 1>come back, Screws, what do you say? What do you say?

0:58:04.160 --> 0:58:07.240
<v Speaker 1>I said? He says, no problem, come over, get pictures

0:58:07.240 --> 0:58:10.520
<v Speaker 1>whenever you want. We haven't ordered off food yet, I said, guy,

0:58:10.520 --> 0:58:13.160
<v Speaker 1>he's very humble. We should go get his picture in case.

0:58:13.240 --> 0:58:15.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to bother him. He's eating. I just

0:58:15.560 --> 0:58:17.760
<v Speaker 1>got his food. I don't want to bother him. So

0:58:17.800 --> 0:58:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Garrett says, come on, let's get a picture with him.

0:58:19.600 --> 0:58:22.200
<v Speaker 1>Let's wait till they finish his eating, all right. Now.

0:58:22.480 --> 0:58:24.160
<v Speaker 1>What I didn't mention was when I went over to

0:58:24.200 --> 0:58:27.600
<v Speaker 1>the table, I said to him, excuse me, I have

0:58:27.680 --> 0:58:29.880
<v Speaker 1>my friends over there at the table. They're big Giants fans.

0:58:30.480 --> 0:58:32.840
<v Speaker 1>I know this is gonna sound weird, but I have

0:58:33.200 --> 0:58:35.800
<v Speaker 1>I have one of them convinced you are Daniel Jones,

0:58:35.800 --> 0:58:38.400
<v Speaker 1>the backup quarterback of the New York Giants. And he laughs,

0:58:38.760 --> 0:58:40.480
<v Speaker 1>and I said, and your friend here, how are you, sir?

0:58:40.840 --> 0:58:43.960
<v Speaker 1>I said, you are one of the lineman, right you are?

0:58:44.000 --> 0:58:46.680
<v Speaker 1>You are one of the lineman on the Giants that

0:58:46.720 --> 0:58:48.640
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't recognize, but he knows you. You look like

0:58:48.640 --> 0:58:51.360
<v Speaker 1>a lineman and he thinks you guys are a team.

0:58:51.560 --> 0:58:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Can I if I get him to come get a

0:58:53.360 --> 0:58:56.400
<v Speaker 1>picture with you, would you take a picture? And he says, oh, yeah, yeah,

0:58:56.400 --> 0:58:59.200
<v Speaker 1>it's great. Yeah, And he goes, I'll say, this guy's

0:58:59.200 --> 0:59:01.960
<v Speaker 1>in my workout buddy. Great that we work out together. Great,

0:59:02.400 --> 0:59:04.880
<v Speaker 1>I said, make up a name that sounds legit, whatever

0:59:04.960 --> 0:59:07.400
<v Speaker 1>and whatever. He says, okay, fine, we'll play along. So

0:59:07.480 --> 0:59:08.919
<v Speaker 1>go back to the table. I tell all the giant

0:59:08.960 --> 0:59:11.600
<v Speaker 1>fans at the table that the gimmick is in and

0:59:11.600 --> 0:59:13.600
<v Speaker 1>and uh, we we eat our dinner, we eat our

0:59:13.640 --> 0:59:15.480
<v Speaker 1>lunch trail and I said, I it's scary there. Don't

0:59:15.520 --> 0:59:17.680
<v Speaker 1>let's go get a picture. I don't know. I go, dude,

0:59:17.720 --> 0:59:19.919
<v Speaker 1>he's a rookie. We can go talk to him. So

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<v Speaker 1>Scary walks up, I said, I said, I walked up.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a minute? Can we do because oh yeah, no, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So he goes, yeah, yeah, let's take a picture. So

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<v Speaker 1>he stands up. He's huge Paul guy. And I said, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Jones, this is my my coworkers, Scari's he would

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<v Speaker 1>love to get a picture with you, because because he's

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<v Speaker 1>Jones and Jones. I'm gonna buy the guy's jersey. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking about, let's just save money. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to put the name on it. In the history of

0:59:44.760 --> 0:59:47.400
<v Speaker 1>professional American sports, there has not been any more with

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<v Speaker 1>the last name Brody. I do. I'm waiting for my

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<v Speaker 1>free jersey. Tom Brady was close, but not close enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I need a Brody, No Brodie's last name, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So this is exact think what Scary says to Daniel

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<v Speaker 1>Jones as he's scrolling to try to open his camera app,

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<v Speaker 1>which he can't seem to do because he's so fucking nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>He's meeting the backup quarterback and the Giant's This is

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<v Speaker 1>a get for Scary. This is a big deal, big

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram picture because you know what, and the season is

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm gonna have the picture, me and Daniel Jones,

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<v Speaker 1>Dan Jones and me when So this is what got

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<v Speaker 1>this picture. This is what Scary says to him. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna because I'm a huge Jet Giants fan and

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta, I gotta. I gotta tell you when it's

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<v Speaker 1>scary nervous, He says, I gotta tell you because I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta tell you. As soon as you walked in. The

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<v Speaker 1>second you walked in, we all knew right away who

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<v Speaker 1>you are. We was right away when I got at

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel Jones, we knew right away. We like, we shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>bother him. I feel bad, isn't okay if I get

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<v Speaker 1>a picture now? You said, as soon as he walked in,

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<v Speaker 1>you told him. I knew right away it was Daniel Jones.

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<v Speaker 1>You knew right away, right away, you recognized him. You

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<v Speaker 1>told him right away. I want to make the guy

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<v Speaker 1>I feel good. So you look at the picture, at

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<v Speaker 1>David Brody, at Scary Jones, at Elvis Durande show, feel

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<v Speaker 1>free to like all three of them. Scary is like

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<v Speaker 1>a little boy standing next to his dad. This guy

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<v Speaker 1>is hunkering over him right and uh, he's got his

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<v Speaker 1>arm around him, and Scary has his look, he's got

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<v Speaker 1>the scary pose. Like I got a picture with the

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<v Speaker 1>Giants next quarterback and you posted it right not Daniel Jones,

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<v Speaker 1>not him. You tagged him. You tagged Daniel Jones. So

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<v Speaker 1>I went to the garage. I started walking to the

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<v Speaker 1>garage and I get to park our car and Scotty

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<v Speaker 1>B was there and I said, Scotty, who knows nothing

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<v Speaker 1>about sports, I think I got scammed. I said, something's

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<v Speaker 1>not right. I'm looking through my phone on the walk

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<v Speaker 1>back to the garage. I'm trying to find pictures of

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel Jones. Like, something is off. Something doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would Jeff the engineer and Garrett, a huge giant fan,

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<v Speaker 1>who doesn't who does not pass up an opportunity to

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<v Speaker 1>take a picture with anybody. And David Brody the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>picture taker of them all, why would all three of

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<v Speaker 1>them forego a picture with him? Why was I the

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<v Speaker 1>only one? I'm like, because while you're there, while you

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<v Speaker 1>have him, Brody usually does the camera flip. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right with trade positions and you take the camera.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we do a hundred percent of the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Now every celebrity it's like, it's the buddy says, you

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<v Speaker 1>got me. I we swapped pictures and you didn't. You

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<v Speaker 1>did none of it. So on the whole walk to

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<v Speaker 1>from the girl, from the restaurant to the garage, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody wanted a picture with this guy except for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Something's up. So i start Google imaging the dude, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking around. I'm like, the cheek, the cheek, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the cheat bonus off, a little bit at the cleft

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<v Speaker 1>in the chin, even the incisors on the teeth. Something's

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<v Speaker 1>not right here. And and I couldn't find any picture

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<v Speaker 1>of him without the helmet because it's always with the

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<v Speaker 1>helmet throwing the football right. So I'm like, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like you know what, though, I said, there's still

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<v Speaker 1>a chance it's him. So I told Scotty, and Scotty

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<v Speaker 1>was like, dude posting anyway, who gives a fuck? So

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<v Speaker 1>I made a joke that wasn't him. What you said

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<v Speaker 1>was he's tall, he's fit, and he's wearing blue and

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<v Speaker 1>he's a dead ringer for New York Giants back Daniel Jones.

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<v Speaker 1>He looks like then you wrote here's where you went

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<v Speaker 1>wrong at David Brody was convinced. I was convinced I

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<v Speaker 1>was the one fooled, well, because I didn't think you

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<v Speaker 1>were playing a joke on me at Depen. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I thought i'd humor him and pose for a

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<v Speaker 1>pick with the guy. So you were making it like

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing it for my benefit, that I was fooled.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep reading my hashtags hashtag hashtag Daniel Jones, hashtag not

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel Jones, hashtag giants, hashtag fake news, except you were backpeddling.

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<v Speaker 1>You were making it look like you knew the whole time,

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't want me to be embarrassed. She took

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<v Speaker 1>a picture with a ship eating grin with Daniel Jones,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was so happy. You're like, I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>I got this. This is gonna be great. You were

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<v Speaker 1>so excited now I didn't take a pick, sure, because

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<v Speaker 1>I thought Jeff and Garrett were gonna take pictures. So

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<v Speaker 1>they fucked you. Because you know, I laid when I

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<v Speaker 1>do a prank, I laid the groundwork with everybody. The

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<v Speaker 1>problem was Jeff how to get back to the radio station.

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<v Speaker 1>The boat of them ran out of there with their

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<v Speaker 1>tail between their legs. I'm like, these guys aren't getting picture.

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<v Speaker 1>They're huge, giant fans. Why aren't they taking a picture

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<v Speaker 1>when because Garrett went to the bathroom, they fucked us.

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<v Speaker 1>What they did? Did they put doubt in my mind

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<v Speaker 1>by not taking a picture? But you talk the picture? Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just in case, Just in case. Listen the guys tall.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he becomes somebody. We're off next week. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll vacation. Will not be spending my vacation Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 1>Boys