Speaker 1: Start uf dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Buys Data. They're making noise data dot up episode.
Speaker 1: This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast with the ban scary
Speaker 1: you can say that. Yeah, all right, you want, well,
Speaker 1: let's say both of them. I'm getting to a point
Speaker 1: where it does it really matter? I guess no, no,
Speaker 1: of course not, it doesn't whatever. Uh. By the way,
Speaker 1: thanks for all the love on the text messaging every day.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's especially with here we go. Look
Speaker 1: at this. We got startup startups right now. Eric Cooke
Speaker 1: three one five, Hey guys, d D D sending love
Speaker 1: from Syracuse. Why did d D D? No triple D
Speaker 1: triple D. It's lodge breasts right there right Yeah, well wait,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, that guy Fierti Diner's Drive Ins and
Speaker 1: Dives triple D. That's maybe him, Guy Fiertti looking and
Speaker 1: by the way, it's pronounced Fiertti where the ours like Fierti,
Speaker 1: but it's not fierieris Fieriii. Have we told the story
Speaker 1: about Guy Fierti? How we we helped uh, we helped
Speaker 1: launch that guy's career. Yeah, and he he remembers it too,
Speaker 1: which is cool. So uh. Two thousand six maybe seven.
Speaker 1: It was the old studio, so I know how to
Speaker 1: be around that time Food Network. He was a finalist,
Speaker 1: he was right, so that they emailed me. At the time,
Speaker 1: I was booking guests and bits for the show, and
Speaker 1: they emailed me and they said, hey, would you be
Speaker 1: interested having the four finalists on the first season of
Speaker 1: Next Food Network Star? Right? Okay? So I said, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone would want to hear these
Speaker 1: unknown people be interviewed, But how about, since it's our
Speaker 1: favorite food, if all four of these so called chefs
Speaker 1: make chicken palm, which our favorite food on the show,
Speaker 1: make uh their version of chicken palm, and they will
Speaker 1: judge it and we'll pick the winner of the show,
Speaker 1: like who we predict will be the winner. And so
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, that's great. Fine, So four people came
Speaker 1: in whoever, you go back and watch the table, but
Speaker 1: I forgot who. There was some woman from Arizona who
Speaker 1: had never made chicken palm or heard chicken palm. So
Speaker 1: she made this like Southwestern like it was a chicken
Speaker 1: breast with like a piece of cheese, a dollop of sauce,
Speaker 1: and like a like a basil leaf. Gotta be honest,
Speaker 1: nothing special. It wasn't palm, it wasn't even melted. It
Speaker 1: was like, I don't I know the ingredients, so I'll
Speaker 1: just make something with those ingredients and then uh, I mean,
Speaker 1: let's just go right to it. The best one there.
Speaker 1: So we're like, oh, the guy with the crazy hair,
Speaker 1: his is the best. He he's gonna win. And we
Speaker 1: we thought he was gonna win. We predict you're gonna
Speaker 1: win based on chicken parme alone. And he won the watch,
Speaker 1: and he won the contest and now he's a big store.
Speaker 1: Now he wins the Food Network, and so he knows
Speaker 1: that because he came up here the last time. He's like,
Speaker 1: I know, you guys were behind me the whole time
Speaker 1: from the beginning. Some people think guy Fierti is basic,
Speaker 1: and sometimes he could be the laughing stock in the
Speaker 1: Chef of the Chef world. But when it comes to
Speaker 1: ratings wise and cleaning up and making money, that guy
Speaker 1: is has fistfuls of cash. That guy, you know why,
Speaker 1: because he appeals to the common man and woman. He
Speaker 1: appeals to Middle America. That expression always bothered me. No
Speaker 1: common people, no no offense to people live in middle.
Speaker 1: But there are common men on the non middle parts.
Speaker 1: That's true. That's us right, we're common men. Well you're
Speaker 1: not your boogie not you a born common man? You're
Speaker 1: shut up. I'm still I'm still common, common like the rapper.
Speaker 1: Common is common. My parents still live in an attached
Speaker 1: raw brick. How your parents are as common as they come. You,
Speaker 1: on the other hand, not common, dude. I was born
Speaker 1: into a blue collar family. My father worked for Edison,
Speaker 1: the electric company. Okay, you you should be a politician,
Speaker 1: because what you do is you take uh, the third
Speaker 1: cousin of the question and talk about it. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to give examples because I get political.
Speaker 1: But if you ask a politician like, oh, there's a
Speaker 1: band aid crisis in your in your town, how come
Speaker 1: there's no money for band aids. We've got the finest
Speaker 1: ambulances in in any state in the area, I defy you.
Speaker 1: What that the cleanest ambulances. We've got sponges the hospitals.
Speaker 1: Why don't you have any band aids? That's a great question.
Speaker 1: Our nurses are the most capable. I'm saying is I
Speaker 1: know you are not a common You know where I
Speaker 1: came from and I'll never forget my roots, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: forget my roote, yeah, okay. And then you go and
Speaker 1: you buy ninety dollar tided shirts and you dress Brooklyn industrial.
Speaker 1: No common man dresses with a what a what a
Speaker 1: John Varvado's jacket. I'm still common. You think about it.
Speaker 1: If you look at the food chain and the way
Speaker 1: that people are making money in America. If I look
Speaker 1: at what I eat and when you eat, I know
Speaker 1: you go to eat, you are not common. I can't
Speaker 1: afford what's behind people's wat went to t G I fridays.
Speaker 1: I can't live. I live in an apartment. I don't live.
Speaker 1: I can live in a doorman apartment where with a
Speaker 1: circular driveway and a revolving door, and your your mailman
Speaker 1: you have doorman rather tells you Mr Jones, you have
Speaker 1: a package at the front door, and then you get
Speaker 1: mad when the Chinese food guy won't come up to
Speaker 1: your penthouse apartment. No, all I'm saying is this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know all you're saying. By the way in
Speaker 1: the house on the hill, and I don't do people
Speaker 1: have gated given gated communities they live. You know, you
Speaker 1: want to talk about money. I'm talking about money. No,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about your persona. You want to be the
Speaker 1: guy in the gated community, you want to be the
Speaker 1: house on the hill. Listen, I just want my roof
Speaker 1: to stop. Just scary from the block. Okay, if the
Speaker 1: block was on Rodeo Drive, if that was the block. No,
Speaker 1: don't be fooled by the rocks that I go. Okay,
Speaker 1: that I'm still scary from the blow. That is a
Speaker 1: great That is a great comparison because Jennifer Lopez hasn't
Speaker 1: been Jenny from the Block since she was twelve. She
Speaker 1: doesn't know to block, she doesn't go to the lock.
Speaker 1: She remember that commercial for Fiat she did go watch
Speaker 1: the commercial where she's driving on her old neighborhood. She's
Speaker 1: never in that car. She was she filmed in Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: that's a fact. And the car drove around the Bronx.
Speaker 1: She's not in the car in the club. When she's
Speaker 1: up in this club. She hasn't been to a club
Speaker 1: in thirty years. Remember, we had to listen. I'm not
Speaker 1: passion j Loo. I like her very much, but we
Speaker 1: had her on the show and Elvis asked, when was
Speaker 1: the last time you had a buzzer cheesecake factory and
Speaker 1: waited for a table. Was she had no clue? But
Speaker 1: I do because I'm still scary from the block. Okay,
Speaker 1: when was the last time you went to a restaurant
Speaker 1: that had a buzzer? Uh? When was the okay, hold
Speaker 1: on versus, when was the last time you went to
Speaker 1: a place you had to drop your name? Tell me
Speaker 1: who you are going to waiting? Let's give the maitre
Speaker 1: d well. Okay, are you more likely to go to
Speaker 1: a restaurant with a matre d or a hostess who's
Speaker 1: in high school? I'm more likely to go to Defaris
Speaker 1: Pizza in Brooklyn right now? No, it's as if this
Speaker 1: recording it's back open again. Can we talk about there?
Speaker 1: You go to Defaris Pizza because it's the number one
Speaker 1: ranked pizza, because I want good pizza. But that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean listen. I go to diners, drive ins, and dives
Speaker 1: and you don't go to dives. Yes, I know if
Speaker 1: it's good. If Guy Fieri went there, I'd go. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's get back to Guy Fieri. Them'm not don't want
Speaker 1: you yet. It was just a whole circular conversation. You
Speaker 1: watch guy Fiertti. It used to be if you watched
Speaker 1: the first season, second season, third season, he would go
Speaker 1: to these places and like you you, if you lived
Speaker 1: in that state, you knew it, you knew that place.
Speaker 1: They would know there's a whole book about this, the website.
Speaker 1: They would go to the place that had the most unique, unbelievable. Right,
Speaker 1: but there's not twelve seasons worth of those places in America.
Speaker 1: And I know, don't tweet me. I know some of
Speaker 1: them are driving, some of them are dives, and some
Speaker 1: of them are dying. Right, Okay. Sometimes he just goes, hey,
Speaker 1: let's go to that place. I hear the meat loaf
Speaker 1: is good. Oh, look at the meat loaf, and they
Speaker 1: make it like it's the greatest meat loaf. Show us
Speaker 1: how you make the meat. So are you trying to
Speaker 1: say that that is a thirty Yeah, it's a thirty
Speaker 1: pluck thirty thirty uh meat and thirty chicken whatever it
Speaker 1: is via WHOA. So you're saying that I'm not getting
Speaker 1: top notch places anymore on Triple D. I'm saying that
Speaker 1: they go to diners where they'll make a big deal
Speaker 1: about the musica, which is a it's called musaka. I've
Speaker 1: heard it both ways. Mousaka really yeah, it's like Mufasa
Speaker 1: from The Lion King. I've been to Greek restaurants. It's
Speaker 1: not rarely restaurants that refer to it as musica. It's
Speaker 1: not musica. Let's you know what. Maybe in the Latino
Speaker 1: station you're listening to more musica in the morning. Wow,
Speaker 1: that was scary Jones. Yes it was me because that's
Speaker 1: pronounced the same way. That's musica. I'm listening to musica
Speaker 1: and lamanniana. How is pronounced? It's not it's mousaka. You
Speaker 1: don't want to listen to me. I've heard it both
Speaker 1: Ways'll make me get the brodiest wrongal jingle I will get.
Speaker 1: We'll listen to two different videos. You're listening to some musica.
Speaker 1: Hold on music, hold on, hold on, God, I know
Speaker 1: wasting our time. Thanks for clicking this channel. So now
Speaker 1: when I will talk about how pronounced this word, let's
Speaker 1: start osaka. Huh hold on, huh hold on. That's one.
Speaker 1: Let's see if this one is because I've heard it
Speaker 1: pronounced in an Israeli restaurant. That's a different Okay, different words,
Speaker 1: different Greek foods. Look, let maybe here a while. Go
Speaker 1: to the whole you shrank pipe dots, Peter, he saying
Speaker 1: skinna copia. It's kinna spanna copy dot. Not what he
Speaker 1: hold on? Hold on seeing that's fata put it up
Speaker 1: in a microphone. I don't think this guy's I don't
Speaker 1: like this guy Russell. I don't think that's okay. What's
Speaker 1: he doing? Go back to the other guy? He said, Musaka.
Speaker 1: I heard hold on, hold on? How to say hold on?
Speaker 1: I heard him. Oh, I've heard it. I'm saying, I'm
Speaker 1: not saying it's right a word box. We already went
Speaker 1: to this guy's seriously hold on Musaka. Yeah, keep going.
Speaker 1: Thank you. If you've heard it pronounced musica in Israeli restaurants,
Speaker 1: i've heard it called. Well, they're wrong anyway about gay
Speaker 1: Fierti enough enough, put the phone down. This place calls
Speaker 1: it musaka, musaka and musaki okay, okay, I got my
Speaker 1: gallery opened. Okay, so my gun. That's something that's what
Speaker 1: you like? You're anyway, I'm not bougie. The point is
Speaker 1: about guy Fietti and I. He'll never admit it. We
Speaker 1: I know places he's been to where they add stuff
Speaker 1: to the menu to make it look like they solved
Speaker 1: that stuff. I don't want it. I'm living I'm living
Speaker 1: a line now, Okay. I thought I really thought that
Speaker 1: everything was there was was was the real deal. Now
Speaker 1: you're he's been disingenuous. I don't know. Look, I just
Speaker 1: know what I was. I was told about a certain
Speaker 1: diner that we used to go to near where we
Speaker 1: used to work. Oh, I know. Okay, So if you work,
Speaker 1: if you listen, if you watch the five first five seasons,
Speaker 1: then maybe you're getting I just feel like they're out
Speaker 1: of the really cool places and they're like, hey, do
Speaker 1: you have like a burger or something? So, yeah, we
Speaker 1: we like to put we like to put dog food
Speaker 1: on a burger. So great the dog burger. Yeah, so's
Speaker 1: your blend. The meats in that dog food is hugely popular,
Speaker 1: wildly successful. I like him very much. And you know what,
Speaker 1: you invited me to his house and invited you it
Speaker 1: was He's it. Next time you're in Cali, come out.
Speaker 1: I got a giant TV. But he's got a pizza.
Speaker 1: Nice guy, and you know what, he's laughing all the
Speaker 1: way to the bank. So nobody should make fun of him.
Speaker 1: Because we know a lot of the Food Networks. Food
Speaker 1: is very basically lost, and uh, you know what. They
Speaker 1: all like him, but they like him, but he's the goofball.
Speaker 1: He's the goofball of the chef crowd. You know. The
Speaker 1: only famous person that I know, like legitimately, no, not
Speaker 1: from working at the radio station, is one of the
Speaker 1: iron chefs, one of the Food Networks, jeffs Carrian. I
Speaker 1: used to I was his right hand guy when we
Speaker 1: were gonna I don't know I've told the story on this.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you again if I've already told it,
Speaker 1: but uh, we together we're trying to open up a
Speaker 1: coffee division. I did talk about it because he stole
Speaker 1: Gapuccino from me. Um. We were gonna put up a
Speaker 1: coffee division an Old Navy, and I had come up
Speaker 1: with the name Gappuccino because Old Navy is owned by
Speaker 1: the Gap Gap Bink, and Cold Navy was the name
Speaker 1: of the cold drinks that we were going to make,
Speaker 1: the Old Navy line of drinks. Yeah, but that never
Speaker 1: happened anyway, all right, Jeffreys, which is why you're still
Speaker 1: sitting here. That's correct, because that would have been a
Speaker 1: small fortune for you. I've been Uh, yeah, I've had
Speaker 1: some good ideas. You've had some close calls. I've had
Speaker 1: some ideas that were stolen from me too. So to
Speaker 1: real Greg Brady, Yeah, I can't remember after ninety five
Speaker 1: episodes if we talked about that and a couple of
Speaker 1: we did, and you didn't talk about the other guy.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. No, maybe close to us, not
Speaker 1: in no one in this room or in the radio show.
Speaker 1: I had an idea, Yeah, we talked about on the air. Yes,
Speaker 1: we did. And then they took the idea, ripped it.
Speaker 1: They did my idea, yea, and they made a lot
Speaker 1: of money. And what did you get? What did you
Speaker 1: get from that great story? Yeah? That's what I got.
Speaker 1: You know what he did. It's like kid me. He
Speaker 1: stole a grape soda from you good, We're good. Didn't
Speaker 1: steal you out. He stole your idea, goes we're good now,
Speaker 1: and then just walked out. And yes, is the difference.
Speaker 1: That's what he did. Is the difference. They fucked me
Speaker 1: on the on the on the on the wantons that
Speaker 1: day of the dumplings ever and the cold noodles. I
Speaker 1: did not fuck him prior to giving him that great idea.
Speaker 1: I said, it would be a good It would be
Speaker 1: a good idea which I would like in the in
Speaker 1: the world, in the marketplace, would be great if we
Speaker 1: had this. And then all of a sudden he had it.
Speaker 1: He had it in the marketplace. Yeah. He we good
Speaker 1: at you and then and then and then we talked
Speaker 1: about on the air and promoted and he made him
Speaker 1: He made a million dollars and maybe more, and then
Speaker 1: he retired. The guy that's live there working on the
Speaker 1: day in his life because of Brod's idea, only partially
Speaker 1: because of my idea. Listen, ship changes in six seconds.
Speaker 1: It just does, what are you gonna go? And that's
Speaker 1: all We'll say. I'm not bougie, I'm normal. So we
Speaker 1: talked about for a quick second second. So then I
Speaker 1: have to explain something we put up on Instagram and
Speaker 1: this turned into a news story in the New York
Speaker 1: City Tri state area. The I space they are and
Speaker 1: the reason why we bring it up is because you
Speaker 1: slice is no it's one of our favorite of Pizza's
Speaker 1: reads of all time. And they were in the news.
Speaker 1: So you start. A guy started tweeting us the story,
Speaker 1: and what happened was they were accused of d and
Speaker 1: sixties seven thousand dollars. Now that they owed the other
Speaker 1: government and back they get closed once or twice a
Speaker 1: year for the Board of Health for Vermin and live
Speaker 1: road inside. Now the pizza place is in the corner
Speaker 1: of a very old building. The place looks like it
Speaker 1: hasn't been touched in a hundred years, which is the
Speaker 1: charm of it too. Right now, what's going on onto
Speaker 1: the floorboards? I don't know. The pizza is always great.
Speaker 1: The area where they make the pizzas clean. It's the
Speaker 1: round pizzas good. And if you don't know what Sicilian pizzas,
Speaker 1: google it because some people don't sure it's square. It's thick,
Speaker 1: crusted square to and that's where they make that. To me,
Speaker 1: uh is where they excel. And what happened with Defarah
Speaker 1: is because they owe a hundred sixty seven thousand dollars
Speaker 1: in backtracks is to the government allegedly, um the government
Speaker 1: shut them down in the middle of lunch the other
Speaker 1: day and seized the restaurant or pizzeria, closed it up
Speaker 1: and took it away. And now as of today they're
Speaker 1: open again. So De Farah is back again. They live
Speaker 1: to see another day. I love it. Um, but you
Speaker 1: know what, Uh, you can't make the mistake of getting
Speaker 1: around because it's good, but that you go there, don't
Speaker 1: do it. There's always you know, there's places in your
Speaker 1: life that, uh, you don't want to get the second
Speaker 1: best thing. You don't want to go there and go, Oh,
Speaker 1: they're known for the shrimp. Oh I got the steak. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll say this. There's a place out of Chicago called
Speaker 1: a Cheval. Yeah, and it's a burger joint. Okay, sounds bougie.
Speaker 1: It sounds bougie. And by the way, they opened one
Speaker 1: in New York City here and it's literally four blocks
Speaker 1: three blocks away, Brodie, we should go there for lunch
Speaker 1: one day. It's a diving spot. Doesn't count as a steak.
Speaker 1: They're known, they're known for They're known for their burger
Speaker 1: Asheval burger. But I was reading a restaurant review on
Speaker 1: a Cheval and they said, you know what what you
Speaker 1: really need to do is to order the fried Bologny sandwich.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, get the fuck here. The place is
Speaker 1: known for its burger and they're instagrammable burgers. So what
Speaker 1: do I do, Brodie? I go there? I do that too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you go. Then you went to ashval right because they're
Speaker 1: knowing for my girlfriend. Un boogie brunch. There's nothing boogie
Speaker 1: about ashval Okay, the name these burger you don't go
Speaker 1: to Ashaval, Dude. It looks like a fucking diner, that's
Speaker 1: all it is. Has Guy FIERTI gone there. So you
Speaker 1: walk in and you get the burger, but I spell
Speaker 1: ashval ay you oh cheval c h A V A
Speaker 1: L something like that, So it's a French place. But no, Brodie,
Speaker 1: it's a fucking burger man. It's just a burger. Is
Speaker 1: nothing boogie about it. It just says like you're gonna
Speaker 1: be you're gonna feel so stupid, and you finally go.
Speaker 1: Then you realize I'm not going that. Go ahead, it's
Speaker 1: just diner. So you walk in and you sit down
Speaker 1: and then I said, you know, at the restaurant reviewer
Speaker 1: they said something about this fried bologney sandwich. I said,
Speaker 1: They're like, it's our secret. It's really the best thing
Speaker 1: on the menu. But everybody instagram is the burger. You're
Speaker 1: known for your burger, your that's your legacy. And he's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, that's the burger is the second best
Speaker 1: thing on the menu. Order the fried bologne. Trust me,
Speaker 1: all right, The bologne is housemade. It's a housemade Bolognay,
Speaker 1: nothing will bologni, by the way, go on bologney. It's
Speaker 1: like sucking spam, right, but they make their own and
Speaker 1: then they slice it thin and they put it on
Speaker 1: the grill and it comes out and I gotta say, oh,
Speaker 1: it's so fucking good. The bologne is better than the burger.
Speaker 1: So there's a rare example of going to a place
Speaker 1: that's known for one thing and getting something else on
Speaker 1: the menu that's being touted as great. But it's like
Speaker 1: a secret weapon at Ashival. The bologney sandwich is better
Speaker 1: than burger. Well, you know where that's the case. Joe's
Speaker 1: Stone Crab, because the fried chicken, chicken and Miami. We're
Speaker 1: going out of Miami. Every goes for the stone Crab.
Speaker 1: Stone Crab season. The fried chicken is the secret menu
Speaker 1: item that is fucking head and shoulders above the stone crab. Okay,
Speaker 1: give me another place like that, The Palm. The Palm
Speaker 1: is a steakhouse. The Palm is a steakhouse, right, and
Speaker 1: it's by the way nationwide at this point, right. So
Speaker 1: it's p a l m like a palm tree. Right,
Speaker 1: but when you know me, chicken palm guy. So I
Speaker 1: went there for steak a couple of times. They have
Speaker 1: giant lobsters, huge lobsters, but I staid the chicken palm
Speaker 1: in the menu. So I I think I was with
Speaker 1: my wife for this the first time, and I said
Speaker 1: him to get a chicken palm. And she says, you
Speaker 1: don't wort a chicken palm in the steakhouse. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: a chicken palm in the steakhouse. It was fantastic chicken pom.
Speaker 1: Hold on, you know it is because you've had it
Speaker 1: to stop playing the nut roll. So uh So one
Speaker 1: day Elvis tells me he's going to uh the palm
Speaker 1: for dinner. I gotta get a chicken palm. He's we
Speaker 1: talking about, you know, a chicken palmer and steakhouse. I said,
Speaker 1: order the chicken palmer the steakhouse. You'll thank me. It's
Speaker 1: a giant piece of chicken. It could be two pieces
Speaker 1: of chicken cheese together. That's a new way to fuse.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of of quality Italian. I'm sorry, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. The palm right, And so he went
Speaker 1: to coming the next day and he's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're right. So I went there a couple of times
Speaker 1: and finally I said, hey, chicken palm here is the best.
Speaker 1: Then you have do a lot of people order it,
Speaker 1: he said, smart people order it. He was, you know,
Speaker 1: we used to be an Italian restaurant back in the right,
Speaker 1: I said, really he is. Actually the Italian name of
Speaker 1: the restaurant is ill Palma, which is the palm, which
Speaker 1: was a Parma il Parma, which is a town in Italy, Parma, Italy,
Speaker 1: and we when but because but when we came to America,
Speaker 1: people didn't back then, you know, immigrants weren't as highly
Speaker 1: regarded as they are now, and so Italians and Irish
Speaker 1: people they weren't embraced. So they still to this day
Speaker 1: make a mean palm. So they change the name to
Speaker 1: the Palm to americanize the name. So if you if
Speaker 1: you go into the palm, order the chicken parm. Right.
Speaker 1: It's a secret weapon. Right. And if you go to
Speaker 1: the World Trade Center location of the palm, pictures are
Speaker 1: painted on the wall which is not boogy. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: but it's right under the bathroom sign No, it's fine. No,
Speaker 1: that's somebody restrooms this way. Yes, that's correct, but right
Speaker 1: not by the bathroom. No, but it's right by the side,
Speaker 1: by the host stand or as you would call it.
Speaker 1: D Right. It's like it's almost like our faces are
Speaker 1: surrounding the restroom. Signed because it's like these people here
Speaker 1: are full of shit? Right, who's on the phone? Mom? Hi?
Speaker 1: Mom uh? I want you to find the new partner
Speaker 1: before you know you hated your son that before you meet, okay,
Speaker 1: before you before you get get get going. I want
Speaker 1: to just say, for all the people that have been
Speaker 1: asking me, where's mama, Brodie's right here? Here you go. Now,
Speaker 1: I got two things before you rip scary and what
Speaker 1: you want to rip them about. I just want to
Speaker 1: finish up a story that I didn't tell the finish
Speaker 1: of when we went to that pizza place near you.
Speaker 1: What I said, don't get pizza from there because it
Speaker 1: doesn't look right. Go to the place we always go to.
Speaker 1: You said, no, I heard it was good, right, and
Speaker 1: we got we had to pay for meat pol palm
Speaker 1: with no palm. Who did you hear from a Central
Speaker 1: Jersey person? You know? Margot and Maurice were just here,
Speaker 1: and nobody knows those people all your friends, my mom's friends, Margot.
Speaker 1: Where are they from? There? From Brooklyn? So they should
Speaker 1: know good pizza. Okay, so what do you say to them?
Speaker 1: I told them about my palms where they held the cheese, right,
Speaker 1: and they still charged you for the pomisan. Now, now
Speaker 1: tell me tell everyone listening, how was the sandwich from
Speaker 1: the place that called Brooklyn Grandma Slice Brooklyn Pizza? And
Speaker 1: I had all those problems when I went to pay
Speaker 1: for the food. Awful, awful? The sandwich was two dead
Speaker 1: meat balls. Wow. Now you look like they belonged to
Speaker 1: scary Wow. Does that mean Margot ow's your money back
Speaker 1: because she gave me bad advice? No, she didn't tell
Speaker 1: me to order a meat ball sandwich. She told me
Speaker 1: to what a pizza? Yeah? The pizza looked sand which
Speaker 1: was mine? That was extra. It was definitely my I
Speaker 1: told you it was pizza. It was not a good
Speaker 1: looking pizza. Yeah, Well, who knows the slice better than you?
Speaker 1: Nobody knows pizza better than Alright, So moving on you
Speaker 1: I made you listen. We were listening to episode right
Speaker 1: when you listened to last week's episode with Gandhi and
Speaker 1: scary and you have some words still green rats are
Speaker 1: still coming out my ears, green rats. Tell him this
Speaker 1: is the thing your favorite song. Weird way I thought
Speaker 1: the last time I ran that that scary gout my message,
Speaker 1: that cut out this crap with this only child shit.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear this crap only because my
Speaker 1: boy is superior, because he's an only and I don't
Speaker 1: need to hear that. My son is a savage kind
Speaker 1: of practice. That's a savage if you take savage. I
Speaker 1: like if Dan savage, and I think he's adorable. If
Speaker 1: I if you had a cupcake on the table right
Speaker 1: and I put it would be more delicious if your
Speaker 1: feet were near it. It would be like it was
Speaker 1: sprinkled with gold. Yeah, that's a mom. That's a reference,
Speaker 1: by the way, to last week when Gandhi was in
Speaker 1: here with that he wouldn't eat the brownie because my
Speaker 1: son's feet were a little bit in the vicinity of brownie.
Speaker 1: It was in the atmosphere, not even not even close.
Speaker 1: Those adorable little feets with those curly toes that perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my mom, that's what happens. His feet and my
Speaker 1: thumb were the same size all right, Ma, Ma, let's
Speaker 1: stick to the focus here. Man says, I was raised
Speaker 1: a savage because I didn't have any siblings to teach
Speaker 1: me otherwise. That's right, because you know what in the
Speaker 1: sibling world, Mama Brodie, when you have to share the
Speaker 1: siblings working out amongst themselves. And then listen to me,
Speaker 1: why does he need siblings to teach him anything when
Speaker 1: he's got a mother who's a teacher. Yeah, the problems
Speaker 1: got one on one he got. That's the profile. If
Speaker 1: I'm a savage. You're saying my mother raised the savage. No,
Speaker 1: the problem that I have savage blood. The problem is,
Speaker 1: Mama Brodie, is that he got one anymore. I'm disowning you.
Speaker 1: I'm disowning you. Don't call me mama, Mrs Brodie, Miss Brodie.
Speaker 1: I hate the title. Okay, you're Mrs Brodie, Mrs Brodie.
Speaker 1: You he you gave him one dent of your attention,
Speaker 1: and therein lies the problem. My mother only gave me barely.
Speaker 1: Oh God, that's my mother, that's the problem. And she
Speaker 1: saw you were quality. We had three or there were
Speaker 1: three of us, three kids still aw my sister, my brother,
Speaker 1: and me. That was the accident that nobody blamed b
Speaker 1: story was born before his parents got married. My brother.
Speaker 1: That's not true either. My brother was the oops baby.
Speaker 1: But either way, I only got thirty three of my
Speaker 1: parents attention, and I had to I had to understand
Speaker 1: that there was this thing called sacrifice. I had to
Speaker 1: understand it was you know that that that Sometimes my
Speaker 1: brother was right, sometimes my sister was right. I couldn't
Speaker 1: win every fight and argument the way your son, your
Speaker 1: son needs to do. My child seven. Yes, I got
Speaker 1: a weekly basis. He's fighting with a woman. He Gandhi
Speaker 1: is a woman, and he would not allow her to win.
Speaker 1: She was She had a great point. Are you are
Speaker 1: you saying she should win because she has a vagina?
Speaker 1: That's you're not letting my mother win no vagina longer?
Speaker 1: God give you were such a great teacher, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: let You would let him know to have respect for women,
Speaker 1: and he respect women. I respect women to know that
Speaker 1: if they're wrong, I don't pretend to think they're right.
Speaker 1: But you see, I don't patronize when it's your opinion. Gandhi.
Speaker 1: Gandhi had a very valid point. Okay, are you being
Speaker 1: respectful to my mother? Who's your elder as a woman
Speaker 1: and coming at me, you said, what kind of teach you?
Speaker 1: What do you know about Gandhi's point? You're not supposed
Speaker 1: to know about Gandhi's point. At first, I was in
Speaker 1: the room. I lived it. I saw what happened. My
Speaker 1: mother just made a clearest joke. I think you missed.
Speaker 1: Good job, okay, good, all right? Got you. My son
Speaker 1: was a little boy he said to his dad, Dad,
Speaker 1: I wish you were a little taller, David, Why do
Speaker 1: you say such a thing. I'm six ft two and
Speaker 1: a half. I'm tall, so all right, why do you
Speaker 1: need me to be taller? And he said, Dad, if
Speaker 1: you were taller, everything I say wouldn't go over your head. True.
Speaker 1: I said that I was three years old, bottom line listening.
Speaker 1: But it's going over your head. You're not getting the message. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my mother raised me. Well, Hannon, sult my child and
Speaker 1: get away with I have proper I can if if
Speaker 1: if the facts are there. He's not right all the time.
Speaker 1: He's not right all the time. Sometimes sometimes he is,
Speaker 1: And the fact that you can't admit that it leads
Speaker 1: me to believe that maybe you're the problem. He's never wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't. He says, I'm wrong all the time,
Speaker 1: and my mother is not an only child, but not
Speaker 1: this time. This time, he didn't do anything wrong. He
Speaker 1: just sprinkled the room with photo. Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1: You know what. Go back and listen to episode and
Speaker 1: you tell listen he listened. Listen to order. We can
Speaker 1: we can? We call it? No, this is this is
Speaker 1: your punishment. I'm never going to a met game with you. Never.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the met game with someone who calls
Speaker 1: my son a savage. I'm going to recommend when he
Speaker 1: renews his contract for the next seven million dollars that
Speaker 1: he'd take in a new partner and it will be
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys, but somebody else. You can get somebody
Speaker 1: in a minute. Whatever. Alright, alright, alright, real quick, you
Speaker 1: had a grumble you that's something you wanted to complain about,
Speaker 1: real quick? Your orange juice problem. Oh sure, I gotta
Speaker 1: give you an introduction I had. I didn't have it produced,
Speaker 1: but I gotta right here we go. Don't hold it
Speaker 1: against Me's get ready to grumble. I think I have
Speaker 1: to pay for that. You know, when you buy a
Speaker 1: container of milk, A half gallon of milk is sixty
Speaker 1: four rounds. That's the legal definition of a half gallon.
Speaker 1: And when you buy orange juice, any brand, Tropicana, Florida Naturals,
Speaker 1: sixty four ounces is what you got. And then one
Speaker 1: day I noticed my orange juice is fifty nine ounces
Speaker 1: out right, it looks like a sixty four ounce. It
Speaker 1: looks exactly the same. But five ounces are missing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I can deal with five ounces missing. Things missing too.
Speaker 1: Same price recently, yes, price the same. Recently I go
Speaker 1: to buy orange juice again. Guess what, it's only fifty
Speaker 1: two ounces. Now two ounces are missing. It's no longer
Speaker 1: sixty four ounces, it's only fifty two And which all
Speaker 1: of them each other, They're in coodsky. They're all in codsky.
Speaker 1: It's a conspiracy. I think it's a foreign government meddling
Speaker 1: in our juice production. So you think, so is there
Speaker 1: now a sixty four in ounce that's more money? There
Speaker 1: is no stow you. They're just giving you less for
Speaker 1: the same price. Imagine every sold company looks exactly the same.
Speaker 1: So this drives me crazy because I love orange juice
Speaker 1: and I can't start my day without orange juice. So
Speaker 1: the sixty four as used to last me at least
Speaker 1: a week. Now, three days I'm done, and she's paying
Speaker 1: the same price. Three days I'm done. We've got it,
Speaker 1: We've got you know. Is there a shortage of Florida Orange?
Speaker 1: The way someday Scary you and I going to be
Speaker 1: complaining about kao pectait, Yes, Like there isn't the price
Speaker 1: that er at all? Well, this is what goes on,
Speaker 1: shrinking the chocolate barber, shrinking everything. The coffee. They forget
Speaker 1: about that. You don't don't get me started on that stuff.
Speaker 1: The candy baring everything is small. It's the candy bar
Speaker 1: thing to any bars here used to be a lot
Speaker 1: better names Hershey, okay, used to be much bigger. And
Speaker 1: now I'm paying the same price maybe more for hershey
Speaker 1: bar that's smaller. That's like we got to get George
Speaker 1: ka stands it to talk about the shrinking. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna let you go on that note.
Speaker 1: I think we can let Scary off the hook a
Speaker 1: little bit because you agree with you on the try.
Speaker 1: But then we're wrapping it up. I was only I
Speaker 1: love you to give you. You can still call me mam.
Speaker 1: I never apologize. You be a little bit of a savage,
Speaker 1: but don't say it publicly. Thank by. So we have
Speaker 1: a lot to do and a little bit of time.
Speaker 1: I mean, we've got more time. But yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: why are you are rushing us to end here? You
Speaker 1: got to do? You know how last week I read
Speaker 1: all those really bad resumes and cover letters from the interns. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually have a good interview scheduled in a little while.
Speaker 1: Uh twenty minutes, fifteen minutes, something like that. All right,
Speaker 1: So then we we better put the pedal to the medal,
Speaker 1: all right. So I'm not gonna get blamed for for
Speaker 1: not getting something. But I got a couple of things
Speaker 1: I wanted to touch on. Um and I have something
Speaker 1: to touch on. Keep hands off me, all right, so
Speaker 1: we will alternate. Uh, this was a grammar police thing.
Speaker 1: You want to get the grammar police here. It's just one.
Speaker 1: We got a lot of them, but this is the
Speaker 1: one that really bothered me. Gram a pololice, let's do it,
Speaker 1: all right, police, what's going on? I don't have a
Speaker 1: lot of them, but this one caught my attention because
Speaker 1: the person who tweeted it, you know who you are,
Speaker 1: was really funny in the description of the problem sign
Speaker 1: in front of a restaurant. It starts off storry for
Speaker 1: the inconvenience. Now, the tweeter pointed out, they nailed it
Speaker 1: on the word inconvenience, a very tough word to spell.
Speaker 1: They spelled it right. So the sign says sorry for
Speaker 1: the inconvenience. But right now we is out of Ham.
Speaker 1: We is out of hand. They would we is out
Speaker 1: of Ham, so instead of we are out of Ham, right,
Speaker 1: but they got inconvenience right. I like that. You have
Speaker 1: a grammar police there, No, I do not. I I
Speaker 1: there was a sign I had. I had a smartass
Speaker 1: signed that somebody found from Jane Vic of course, one
Speaker 1: of our favorites. He gives us free pizza from time
Speaker 1: to time. Um he's so signed that said by one
Speaker 1: burger for the price of two, and receive a second
Speaker 1: burger absolutely free, which is h h. It's pretty much
Speaker 1: one burger for the price of two, double pay, right,
Speaker 1: you get a free burger, right exactly. But it's not
Speaker 1: a grammar police. That's just a funny sign. I like that. Now,
Speaker 1: this is not grammar police, but we're talking about things
Speaker 1: that make no sense. A right, uh police, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: read what it says, and then I'm gonna read you
Speaker 1: a hashtag. So I was looking at a Twitter account
Speaker 1: for the track team of a school. Okay, you guys
Speaker 1: can look it up, becau. I'm gonna take you a
Speaker 1: hashtag in a minute. Congrats to the four by eight
Speaker 1: reel eight team, and they list the names of the
Speaker 1: people fifth place sectional finish tonight hashtag win the day,
Speaker 1: win the day they finished fifth. Hey, you don't win
Speaker 1: the day. You're you're a loser. You're a loser. You
Speaker 1: lost the day by four other teams. Here's the next one.
Speaker 1: Congrats to the third place sprint team led by this guy,
Speaker 1: this guy, this guy, this guy hashtag win the day.
Speaker 1: Yet not not a winner. You know, you don't don't
Speaker 1: win the day you came in fifth the day that's
Speaker 1: thestag fifth day. That's a generational problem because this is
Speaker 1: this goes to add to everybody's a winner, everybody gets
Speaker 1: a trophy, everyone gets to run the basis. Look, if
Speaker 1: there was three in a tie score, everyone's a winner.
Speaker 1: If if there were three hundred track teams, right and
Speaker 1: you finished fifth, put yourself on the back. But you
Speaker 1: don't win unless you win, right, You're a loser. Congrats
Speaker 1: to the four relay team fifth place sectional finish tonight
Speaker 1: hashtag win the death by the way. Single Mother by
Speaker 1: Choice wrote to us and said, what's wrong with this
Speaker 1: caption from Ikea? And it's a picture of a bedroom
Speaker 1: set and the caption says, a tale of two twins
Speaker 1: in a bedroom. Oh, I saw that. Get out of here.
Speaker 1: Unless the twins aren't related. If there are two people
Speaker 1: that happen to be twins, right, but they're not from
Speaker 1: each other, from the same mother, but they're in the
Speaker 1: same kid's bedroom, So then there's just twins. But it's
Speaker 1: just twins. It's twins. There's no two twins now. If
Speaker 1: it was two triplets, that'd be fine. That means one's
Speaker 1: missing and you're letting people know exactly. Okay, speaking of wrong,
Speaker 1: what's rule number one about correcting people? Be right? That's correct?
Speaker 1: So today on the Big Show, Elvis Right in the
Speaker 1: Morning Show, Elvis asked me why the World Series is
Speaker 1: called the World Series when the whole world doesn't compe
Speaker 1: eat in the World Series. Get the Little League World
Speaker 1: Series is called the Lily World Series? Right? And why
Speaker 1: is that? Well? I gave two reasons. One, when the
Speaker 1: World Series was created intree other countries weren't playing baseball,
Speaker 1: and as Americans, you know what, we like to make
Speaker 1: ourselves the center of the universe. So we called it
Speaker 1: the World Series because at the time it was everyone
Speaker 1: in the world, because we were the only ones playing
Speaker 1: the game. Right. The Little League World Series not only
Speaker 1: was created at a time when other countries were playing baseball,
Speaker 1: but it involves other countries, Asian countries, Australia, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: South Africa. I think competes um different countries from around
Speaker 1: the world that play in the Little League World Championship.
Speaker 1: So I go in the air and I say this,
Speaker 1: and somebody says, no, Actually, it's called the World Series
Speaker 1: because the first World Series was sponsored by the World newspaper.
Speaker 1: That's one of those stories that sounds legitimate, but it
Speaker 1: is not. You'll see well or if you knew it
Speaker 1: the way. The term World Series came about when the
Speaker 1: owner of the Pittsburgh Pirates ask the owner of the
Speaker 1: Boston Red Sox, the winners of the American League Pirates
Speaker 1: in the National League, why don't we play each other
Speaker 1: in a World's Championship series, which they eventually shortened to
Speaker 1: the World Series. Okay, Now, this is one of those
Speaker 1: things where people think it sounds right, so they go
Speaker 1: around telling everybody, Hey, just so you know, this is
Speaker 1: what that really means. Right. So we went through this
Speaker 1: on the Morning Show about six months ago, where we
Speaker 1: were talking about where the term break a leg came from.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not gonna tell you where it came from.
Speaker 1: You can look that up. It has to do with
Speaker 1: bad luck versus good luck. But people, somebody came up
Speaker 1: with this idea and then people repeat it and they go,
Speaker 1: that sounds Legit must be true break a leg. Well,
Speaker 1: when you break a leg, what happens you put your
Speaker 1: leg in a cast. So it must mean if you're
Speaker 1: going to audition for a Broadway show, if you want
Speaker 1: to be in a cast. By the way, that's wrong.
Speaker 1: There's always people that when you say when the term
Speaker 1: golf come from, they'll go, you know what that stands for,
Speaker 1: don't you? Gentle gentlemen only ford, No, it doesn't. It's
Speaker 1: not any most it's a misconception. It's a misnomer. Right,
Speaker 1: They wouldn't come up with a word that nobody says
Speaker 1: gentlemen only ladies forbidden. That's not that's not no, golf
Speaker 1: is the Scottish word for club that's been bastardized. In
Speaker 1: this pronunciation, golf club is technically redundant. Truth. Truth. My
Speaker 1: point is you're gonna correct people. Be right. That sounds
Speaker 1: like it's welcome. You've got mail, but the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: podcast at gmail dot com. That's our address. Casey, who
Speaker 1: doesn't want his last his or her last name on
Speaker 1: the podcast, says, uh, I'm catching up on episode eighty
Speaker 1: nine hashtag lis and in order. I have kind of
Speaker 1: a weird situation I need help with. I was at
Speaker 1: my friend's house while she was talking to her brother
Speaker 1: and she said pin number. I wanted to correct her,
Speaker 1: but I was not in the conversation. So I bit
Speaker 1: my tongue because I didn't want to be interrupting. Uh
Speaker 1: be the interrupting intern, other an intern, but they both
Speaker 1: continue to say it, so I had to say something.
Speaker 1: I did. Now here's the question. Should I have interrupted
Speaker 1: or should I have just let it go? I am
Speaker 1: remember I am an intern. Mm hmmm, I wouldn't interrupt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't know why. Um. I think it's frowned upon
Speaker 1: by most people, not me, but most people. If you
Speaker 1: point out their mistakes. Yeah, you guys know each other.
Speaker 1: James Martin, Uh, I wanted to make this joke. Elvis
Speaker 1: was talking on the air on The Big Show about
Speaker 1: vanilla ice cream and made the point to Alex that
Speaker 1: Alex likes vanilla ice cream. Then a caller called in
Speaker 1: and said espressing her love for vanilla ice cream, and
Speaker 1: Elvis says, I stand behind anyone who likes vanilla. I
Speaker 1: was laughing to myself and just wishing someone on the
Speaker 1: show would have said, yeah, you sure do. Like they're
Speaker 1: making jokes in their living room. By the way, it's
Speaker 1: a good chance I wrote that on a piece of
Speaker 1: paper and he didn't read it right. James Martin in Pennsylvania,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for that. Uh. Nick doesn't want
Speaker 1: his last name read on the air. Started from zero.
Speaker 1: I'm almost all cut up, caught up. I'm a cop.
Speaker 1: I listened to you on my commute. No, I haven't
Speaker 1: had water dumped on me at work. Where is that from?
Speaker 1: That's from an episode? No, no, no, no, no. In
Speaker 1: New York, unfortunately, people have been dumping water on New
Speaker 1: York City Police office. Yeah. No, I haven't had water
Speaker 1: dumped on me anyway, I'm currently waiting for a reply
Speaker 1: from six Flags, trying to get free dessert because several
Speaker 1: rides were shut down with my friends and I visited
Speaker 1: and I haven't received an email back. It's been two weeks,
Speaker 1: actually longer now it's been about a month and a half.
Speaker 1: Attached as a photo from an ice cream stand at
Speaker 1: Hobey Beach on Long Island. Correct me if I'm wrong,
Speaker 1: but I think there should be an exclamation point at
Speaker 1: the end of the sentence, not a question mark, hashtag,
Speaker 1: grammar police. What does it say? Please? Cannot it's it's
Speaker 1: just a sign, I don't know whatever. It shouldn't be there, right,
Speaker 1: It should be a question mark. Anyway, This person is
Speaker 1: covering two things and what she he wants to know?
Speaker 1: How long should he wait for six Flags to get
Speaker 1: back to him? A couple of weeks? Well it's been
Speaker 1: a month and a half, so now what Yeah, you
Speaker 1: just move on? Suck it. He can't go back on it,
Speaker 1: can't complain. I would call it's been a month and
Speaker 1: a half ago, my friends and I were there and
Speaker 1: all the rides were shut down. I would go, by
Speaker 1: the way, is it is it really six flicks fault?
Speaker 1: If the rides were shut down. I mean, if it
Speaker 1: was bad, well, if he's talking about less, if he's
Speaker 1: talking about last week, because there was an electrical storm
Speaker 1: that was Severn Severn weeks okay, so a couple of okay,
Speaker 1: so yeah, right, so les get money back everybody they
Speaker 1: gave everybody comps to the to the park on this
Speaker 1: day they didn't. Well, then he should put right. But
Speaker 1: how many rides have to be shut down for you
Speaker 1: to say I want my entrance feedback? I can assure
Speaker 1: you if I was there, whatever ride was shut down
Speaker 1: was my favorite. But sir, those are kidny rides that
Speaker 1: I love. Yeah, your favorite ride? Um, okay, keep up
Speaker 1: the great work. Don't change the thing because some of
Speaker 1: these fucking snowflakes found something offended. Okay, so they want
Speaker 1: us to go. I think I think he meant offensive offended.
Speaker 1: He might have meant that, but he didn't write it.
Speaker 1: Question all right? No nope, nope, nope, nope, he has angela.
Speaker 1: Well what was that? No nope, nope, no no it
Speaker 1: was I just read that it was from casey uh
Speaker 1: Taco Bell Drive drough Can I address this separately before
Speaker 1: you read that this is no, this is an old one.
Speaker 1: This has nothing to do with what I'll address one.
Speaker 1: Just that, okay, Slice for Life. Recently, in a talk
Speaker 1: about drive through place in order, pulled to the window
Speaker 1: after paying the person to the window and asked us
Speaker 1: to pull forward and then back again. Nobody in the
Speaker 1: truck could figure out why, but I knew told them
Speaker 1: it was because us of the timer as we were
Speaker 1: backing up to the window. Because remember, because you roll
Speaker 1: over a certain point with your tires and it starts
Speaker 1: the timer, and then you back up again and it
Speaker 1: resets their timer. They're being clocked in the background. They
Speaker 1: still asked when we got to the window, and sure
Speaker 1: enough it was because of the timer. I knew because
Speaker 1: of your podcast. Keep making the podcast, please, I can't
Speaker 1: wait for the new episode every week. Thanks for making
Speaker 1: me laugh, Craig. Now, in an unfortunate, unrelated note, a
Speaker 1: story came about last week and this is this is track.
Speaker 1: This was out of the music. Yeah, this was out
Speaker 1: of californ And then I'm going to hope this person
Speaker 1: was not a listener of our show. I don't think
Speaker 1: they were. While I understand that we've talked about getting
Speaker 1: upset not pulling your car forward and that the f
Speaker 1: and you have to drive through. I know you guys
Speaker 1: are smart enough and sane enough not to let this happen.
Speaker 1: But a guy was driving through Taco Bell and they
Speaker 1: asked him to pull up. He didn't want to pull up,
Speaker 1: got into some words with the person there, and he
Speaker 1: shot him. Now the person is alive. I didn't kill
Speaker 1: the guy, but he took it too far. So, Uh,
Speaker 1: if you are that guy and you are a listener
Speaker 1: of our podcast, you didn't You didn't hear that from us.
Speaker 1: All we said was don't pull up, didn't tell you
Speaker 1: to get violent. I'm assuming they're not there, not from
Speaker 1: any place where we we broadcast from what two and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I know Podcaster National. I hope we were.
Speaker 1: We did not inspire that anyway. That being said, uh,
Speaker 1: continue to not be taking advantage of at your local
Speaker 1: drive through place. But yeah, backing up and pulling forward
Speaker 1: and everything. Man, just make the food faster, right Madison
Speaker 1: Taylor said, Um, she's on episode number seventy two right now, anyway, scary.
Speaker 1: I loved your rants about the TV. That's so messed up.
Speaker 1: How the delivery guy wouldn't bring up the TV and
Speaker 1: force you to come outside to get it. Hashtag fuck
Speaker 1: your delivery man. Yeah, you're a boogie apartment he want
Speaker 1: to come up, Fuck you man. Kevin Kozlowski said he
Speaker 1: just got a delivery that was the wrong order. I drunk,
Speaker 1: so it took me a while to realize it was
Speaker 1: the wrong water. By the time I did, I already
Speaker 1: ate some of it and figured, okay, this will be
Speaker 1: my dinner since it was a comparable meal. Then the
Speaker 1: restaurant called. I debated if I should channel my inner
Speaker 1: brody and act like it was not okay the man
Speaker 1: the meal I ordered and free dessert, but I didn't
Speaker 1: because as much as I love here and all his rants,
Speaker 1: I natury roll with the wind, more like scary full
Speaker 1: slice on the way halfway through. That's Kevin Kozlowski, So
Speaker 1: he was drunk, accepted the wrong order, ate the ship anyway,
Speaker 1: but wanted to know if he should have went back
Speaker 1: in and screamed at them, saying, you gave me the
Speaker 1: wrong food. You call up having them bring you the
Speaker 1: right food. Yeah, but he ate someone else's order, he says,
Speaker 1: got dinner once they brought it there, you're out. He
Speaker 1: still got dinner, though he didn't get the dinner. He
Speaker 1: wanted that's that problem that he ate the dinner, not
Speaker 1: his problem, So you should eat the dinner. And then
Speaker 1: fucking go in and say. I wanted to say, if
Speaker 1: I get the wrong Chinese food delivered right, if I
Speaker 1: get something that if they gave me rose poklo main
Speaker 1: of vegetables, you're gonna eat it anywhere. I'm want to
Speaker 1: pick the vegetables out. At least I'll pick the pork out.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna send it back on touch. They can't
Speaker 1: resell it, so you're gonna eat it anywhere. I'll lead
Speaker 1: a third of it. And then go, oh the vegetables,
Speaker 1: I can't. I tried. Dude, You're fucking fucking you are savage.
Speaker 1: You hear that, Mama Bronie, your son is sap big
Speaker 1: talking when she's not here. The call next week. No,
Speaker 1: we don't need this anyway. Um, and then um, just
Speaker 1: a couple of small ones here. Uh Luis Funis wrote
Speaker 1: we need more of the Jersey Kid, and then he
Speaker 1: made a graphic of our logo put the Jersey Kid
Speaker 1: in there, and he wrote the Brooken Boys podcast with
Speaker 1: Scary and Brodie with the Jersey Kids Happen that it's
Speaker 1: not happening. Um and while a lot of people uh
Speaker 1: uh yeah, a lot of people addressed thanks you, thank you,
Speaker 1: James Short, thank you also as Town Illinois about the
Speaker 1: taco bell thing that you would talk very good. So
Speaker 1: I have an email I want to read and uh,
Speaker 1: I got some unused jokes and I want to talk
Speaker 1: about the Instagram picture of you with it. Well that's
Speaker 1: what I wanted, right, do we Yeah? I think it.
Speaker 1: Let's just read this email and we'll come back, all right.
Speaker 1: So you know is uh is a code word for
Speaker 1: did we take a break? Okay? Yeah, okay, okay. So
Speaker 1: you guys know, I sell stuff on Facebook. I sell
Speaker 1: stuff on Craigslist. I got stuff laying around, I gotta
Speaker 1: sell it. So my kids outgrew a bicycle and they
Speaker 1: didn't really write it lots in great condition. So I
Speaker 1: put it up on Craigslist to sell the bike. Now,
Speaker 1: if you've never been any on Craigslist, usually you'll click
Speaker 1: on the ad and it'll say email the person. Right.
Speaker 1: It comes in anonymously, right, and it'll say you'll say hey,
Speaker 1: I mean now, if it's a scam, it'll say I'm
Speaker 1: interested in item. That's some guy doesn't speak English. That's
Speaker 1: the scam. I'm interested in the item. Now you say
Speaker 1: what it is. You don't say the item, then I
Speaker 1: know it's a scam. So the person writes back normally, Hey,
Speaker 1: i'd like to buy the bike. Is there a day
Speaker 1: next week I can get it? Or hey, I'll give
Speaker 1: you thirty instead of forty, or fifteen instead of seven.
Speaker 1: And the five that trying to hug hand. Uh you
Speaker 1: know Boglia hanolia. Right. So here's the email I got.
Speaker 1: Now keep in mind Craigslist at the time. The way
Speaker 1: it works is they come and get the thing from you,
Speaker 1: whether they meet you at the burger king or or
Speaker 1: a parking lot of of a target, or they come
Speaker 1: to your house. They come to you. This is what
Speaker 1: I get. I A I, I G H D I.
Speaker 1: So let me know what day you can bring it
Speaker 1: to the path downtown. Leave name and number the letter
Speaker 1: J period that's his name. I, So let me know
Speaker 1: what day you can bring it to the path downtown.
Speaker 1: Now leave name and number. First of all, you don't
Speaker 1: leave your name and number in an email. You leave
Speaker 1: it on a voicemail. What does that leave name and number?
Speaker 1: How do you start an email? I second of all,
Speaker 1: Now does he live near the New Jersey Path station
Speaker 1: and I'm supposed to know what he means by downtown
Speaker 1: or does he live by a path that leads to
Speaker 1: a stream downtown? No, I don't the path. He didn't
Speaker 1: capitalize the word path. I don't know if it's the
Speaker 1: path train. My point is I So let me know
Speaker 1: what day you can bring it to the path downtown.
Speaker 1: Leave name and number J period. So I wrote back,
Speaker 1: are you serious? He wrote back, you h yeah, you
Speaker 1: h uh yeah? Why the second off? What's the second
Speaker 1: off for? Say that scary in somewhere where it makes sense?
Speaker 1: U h space? Y e A space? Uh? Uh yeah?
Speaker 1: What's the second off for? He's leaving me hanging? Then
Speaker 1: he signs it J period. So I wrote back, So
Speaker 1: you think I posted a bicycle on craig keep your
Speaker 1: mind it's an anonymous Uh you think I posted a
Speaker 1: bicycle on Craigslist because I want to bring it to
Speaker 1: some unknown train station that you described as downtown, which
Speaker 1: means nothing to me. I'm sorry, but if anything, I
Speaker 1: would need you to come pick it up here. If
Speaker 1: you can't understand, um, if you can't understand or a
Speaker 1: blige by Blige. Bide by those rules, then this isn't
Speaker 1: the bike for you. Thank you have a nice day.
Speaker 1: Put a u H at the end because that's the
Speaker 1: only language you understand. So hero back. So no, oh god,
Speaker 1: you sounds like you're dealing with like an eight year
Speaker 1: old kid. So no, uh no, no the answers no
Speaker 1: j period uh that's what I gever trying to sell
Speaker 1: a bikeer on Craigslist. Consider consider the audience. Consider this.
Speaker 1: Are you implying that anyone he uses Craigslist is not bright? No?
Speaker 1: I think there's scammers on Craigslist. I think the guy
Speaker 1: was gonna rob you. I've sold a lot of good stuff.
Speaker 1: If you want to rob me, come into my house
Speaker 1: of some consciout tickets. I see consciut tickets. Never exactly, never,
Speaker 1: never ever. If you're listening to this and you get
Speaker 1: nothing else from this podcast, let me tell you better
Speaker 1: getting concert tickets on this podcast than from craigslist. Do not, ever, ever,
Speaker 1: by answer tickets fucking football, baseball, whatever it is, do
Speaker 1: not buy tickets off of Craigslist. Nine out of ten
Speaker 1: times it's a scam. You have no idea how many
Speaker 1: people contact the radio station. My kid can't go to
Speaker 1: the expense. And then they and then they said they
Speaker 1: always send me free tickets, and right because they want
Speaker 1: free tickets from us, because you know, to make up
Speaker 1: for their scam. And I always ask what was the source?
Speaker 1: How did you get scammed? Did the person gets you
Speaker 1: in public that they get you with a train station
Speaker 1: and they do it in person, And always like, no,
Speaker 1: I bought them off Craigslist. It's always a scam on Craigslist.
Speaker 1: Do not do it on stub hub, seat geek, go
Speaker 1: to any one of those, not sponsors, not sponsors, you
Speaker 1: can mostly don't quote me. But you can usually get
Speaker 1: legitimate tickets from eBay, can you, Yeah, because you have
Speaker 1: to upload them and you have to put in the
Speaker 1: information and an eBay verifies that purchases is always a
Speaker 1: fucking scam when it comes to tickets. But selling a bicycle,
Speaker 1: you can sell a bice of course, it's it's a tangent,
Speaker 1: it's it's a thing, right, you're you're you're getting the
Speaker 1: goods right there. But with a ticket, then they're fucking
Speaker 1: halfway there. Someone's going I bought a counterfeit bike. It
Speaker 1: was a piece of paper there in the path. Train
Speaker 1: and you're trying to get in. An hour later, you're
Speaker 1: trying to get to your seats, and it's like invalid
Speaker 1: tick and valid ticket. No good, no good, because don't
Speaker 1: do it, only buy it from legitimate resellers. Well, we'll
Speaker 1: talk about how Scary got scammed right after this. Hey,
Speaker 1: this is Sebastian Manascalco and you're listening to the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast with Scary and Brody. Now I didn't get scammed.
Speaker 1: Hold on, we just go back to what played about
Speaker 1: a minute ago. A commercial just played. Okay, that, but
Speaker 1: I said, about a minute ago, you played Sebastian Manna
Speaker 1: Scalco talking about our show. I had him record a
Speaker 1: Brody and Scary and a Scary and Brody. I like,
Speaker 1: do we only picked the Brody and Scary and Brodie one?
Speaker 1: We're gonna play one one at a time. Usually, though
Speaker 1: you play both in the course of a podcast. You
Speaker 1: didn't play another one first. I played the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: podcast with Brody and Scary earlier. Yeah, but that's that
Speaker 1: was a new one. Did who put that in? Who
Speaker 1: loaded that? It's been I don't know. No, I got
Speaker 1: a new one. I got him to record a new one.
Speaker 1: This week you did, yeah, because he did one over
Speaker 1: the phone the last time. That was no, that was no,
Speaker 1: he did it in person. He did in person, so
Speaker 1: he's done it first three times. Now, Oh he didn't
Speaker 1: remember good. I don't remember either. So I got another
Speaker 1: one where I had him do all of our names again,
Speaker 1: both of our names. Okay, here you want me to
Speaker 1: play fair. Hey, this is Sebastian Man Scalcle and you're
Speaker 1: listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody and Scary. Now,
Speaker 1: if you check my instant that Brody Scary who so
Speaker 1: last week if you're following along on our social media
Speaker 1: at David Brody and at Scary Jones. Either way, the
Speaker 1: rand Show, everyw this was everywhere? Should we start from
Speaker 1: the end of the beginning? Started start from the bottom.
Speaker 1: Now we're here, all right, So we were out for
Speaker 1: a there's a text it just came in looking forward
Speaker 1: to this episode number hashtag Daniel Jones. Okay, let's start there,
Speaker 1: all right, So we're all the whole morning show is
Speaker 1: out to lunch. Elvis took everybody to lunch on Monday. Okay,
Speaker 1: after the show, and we're sitting at a long rectangular
Speaker 1: table and Scary and I are sitting next to each other,
Speaker 1: and uh, Garrett is sitting on the other side. Garrett
Speaker 1: from our show is sitting on the other side of Scary,
Speaker 1: and we are facing the rest of the restaurant. We're
Speaker 1: up against the window, facing out, because anyone knows when
Speaker 1: you go to restaurant, your face out. So this way,
Speaker 1: if someone comes into whack you, you see it coming,
Speaker 1: all right. And everyone's to our right and in front
Speaker 1: of us, and we can see the whole restaurant. And
Speaker 1: so a guy walks in, really tall guy, a six
Speaker 1: four maybe tall guy, good looking, chiseled, wearing a New
Speaker 1: York Giants football team blue T shirt solid Giants blue shirt.
Speaker 1: And with him is a look like a Pacific islander,
Speaker 1: could be Hawaiian Polynesian gentleman, very large. He looked like
Speaker 1: that guy Sue and Dominican Sue. No, Dominican suit does
Speaker 1: a little who's the guy Sue and Dominican sue? He
Speaker 1: looked like him? No he doesn't. It looks like a
Speaker 1: fat ron darling. No he didn't. For those you know
Speaker 1: roun darling is he looked like as it described, like
Speaker 1: he was in the Wanna But when a lot there's
Speaker 1: a lot of linemen in football who are Polynesian or uh,
Speaker 1: Pacific Islanders, and so I looked at immediately thought these
Speaker 1: guys could be football players. So I I leaned back
Speaker 1: and I say to Garrett, behind your back, and I
Speaker 1: give him the wink. Hey, Garrett, there isn't that New
Speaker 1: York Giants backup quarterback Daniel Jones. Now, Daniel Jones was
Speaker 1: drafted a few months ago by the Giants sixth round,
Speaker 1: number six pick, first round. He's the heir of parent
Speaker 1: Eli Manning. Everyone knows what Eli Manning looks like because
Speaker 1: he's a superstar when the Super Bowl does TV commercials.
Speaker 1: But in football you don't always know what other people
Speaker 1: look like. They my helmet helmets, so scary As a
Speaker 1: Giants fan, I am not. I'm a New York Jets fan,
Speaker 1: is what it is. So I said, Garrett, look it's
Speaker 1: backup quarterback and look at you. Dad's right him. So
Speaker 1: Garrett sees the wink and he goes, holy crap, Scary,
Speaker 1: there's there. He goes, Scars. What scary looks up from
Speaker 1: his phone? I said, is Daniel Jones the backup quarterback
Speaker 1: of the Giants. And that's like I looks like one
Speaker 1: of the Linemen scaries, Like, holy shit, that's that's the guy.
Speaker 1: And it made sense because he first of all, he
Speaker 1: was wearing like giant blue. I did say that he was.
Speaker 1: He was six ft five four and a half, athletic quarters, yeah, athletic.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this guy fits all yeah, and he's and
Speaker 1: he's in a posh neighborhood in Manhattan, boogie and I'm
Speaker 1: eating eating it up on a Monday, when Monday it
Speaker 1: was good off on Monday. I'm like, ifits the description.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, but wait a second, and you can't
Speaker 1: go You can't. You can't retro what you were thinking.
Speaker 1: So I say, let's go over and get his autograph.
Speaker 1: I can't. He's eating, he's eating, eating, and we get
Speaker 1: pictures him. I said, you know what, I'm not a
Speaker 1: Giants fan. I'll risk it. I'll go up to him.
Speaker 1: So I go up to him and I talked to
Speaker 1: him for a minute. I go to the bathroom. I
Speaker 1: come back, Screws, what do you say? What do you say?
Speaker 1: I said? He says, no problem, come over, get pictures
Speaker 1: whenever you want. We haven't ordered off food yet, I said, guy,
Speaker 1: he's very humble. We should go get his picture in case.
Speaker 1: I don't want to bother him. He's eating. I just
Speaker 1: got his food. I don't want to bother him. So
Speaker 1: Garrett says, come on, let's get a picture with him.
Speaker 1: Let's wait till they finish his eating, all right. Now.
Speaker 1: What I didn't mention was when I went over to
Speaker 1: the table, I said to him, excuse me, I have
Speaker 1: my friends over there at the table. They're big Giants fans.
Speaker 1: I know this is gonna sound weird, but I have
Speaker 1: I have one of them convinced you are Daniel Jones,
Speaker 1: the backup quarterback of the New York Giants. And he laughs,
Speaker 1: and I said, and your friend here, how are you, sir?
Speaker 1: I said, you are one of the lineman, right you are?
Speaker 1: You are one of the lineman on the Giants that
Speaker 1: he doesn't recognize, but he knows you. You look like
Speaker 1: a lineman and he thinks you guys are a team.
Speaker 1: Can I if I get him to come get a
Speaker 1: picture with you, would you take a picture? And he says, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's great. Yeah, And he goes, I'll say, this guy's
Speaker 1: in my workout buddy. Great that we work out together. Great,
Speaker 1: I said, make up a name that sounds legit, whatever
Speaker 1: and whatever. He says, okay, fine, we'll play along. So
Speaker 1: go back to the table. I tell all the giant
Speaker 1: fans at the table that the gimmick is in and
Speaker 1: and uh, we we eat our dinner, we eat our
Speaker 1: lunch trail and I said, I it's scary there. Don't
Speaker 1: let's go get a picture. I don't know. I go, dude,
Speaker 1: he's a rookie. We can go talk to him. So
Speaker 1: Scary walks up, I said, I said, I walked up.
Speaker 1: You have a minute? Can we do because oh yeah, no, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So he goes, yeah, yeah, let's take a picture. So
Speaker 1: he stands up. He's huge Paul guy. And I said, uh,
Speaker 1: Mr Jones, this is my my coworkers, Scari's he would
Speaker 1: love to get a picture with you, because because he's
Speaker 1: Jones and Jones. I'm gonna buy the guy's jersey. Actually
Speaker 1: was thinking about, let's just save money. You don't have
Speaker 1: to put the name on it. In the history of
Speaker 1: professional American sports, there has not been any more with
Speaker 1: the last name Brody. I do. I'm waiting for my
Speaker 1: free jersey. Tom Brady was close, but not close enough.
Speaker 1: I need a Brody, No Brodie's last name, all right,
Speaker 1: So this is exact think what Scary says to Daniel
Speaker 1: Jones as he's scrolling to try to open his camera app,
Speaker 1: which he can't seem to do because he's so fucking nervous.
Speaker 1: He's meeting the backup quarterback and the Giant's This is
Speaker 1: a get for Scary. This is a big deal, big
Speaker 1: Instagram picture because you know what, and the season is
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna have the picture, me and Daniel Jones,
Speaker 1: Dan Jones and me when So this is what got
Speaker 1: this picture. This is what Scary says to him. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna because I'm a huge Jet Giants fan and
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta. I gotta tell you when it's
Speaker 1: scary nervous, He says, I gotta tell you because I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you. As soon as you walked in. The
Speaker 1: second you walked in, we all knew right away who
Speaker 1: you are. We was right away when I got at
Speaker 1: Daniel Jones, we knew right away. We like, we shouldn't
Speaker 1: bother him. I feel bad, isn't okay if I get
Speaker 1: a picture now? You said, as soon as he walked in,
Speaker 1: you told him. I knew right away it was Daniel Jones.
Speaker 1: You knew right away, right away, you recognized him. You
Speaker 1: told him right away. I want to make the guy
Speaker 1: I feel good. So you look at the picture, at
Speaker 1: David Brody, at Scary Jones, at Elvis Durande show, feel
Speaker 1: free to like all three of them. Scary is like
Speaker 1: a little boy standing next to his dad. This guy
Speaker 1: is hunkering over him right and uh, he's got his
Speaker 1: arm around him, and Scary has his look, he's got
Speaker 1: the scary pose. Like I got a picture with the
Speaker 1: Giants next quarterback and you posted it right not Daniel Jones,
Speaker 1: not him. You tagged him. You tagged Daniel Jones. So
Speaker 1: I went to the garage. I started walking to the
Speaker 1: garage and I get to park our car and Scotty
Speaker 1: B was there and I said, Scotty, who knows nothing
Speaker 1: about sports, I think I got scammed. I said, something's
Speaker 1: not right. I'm looking through my phone on the walk
Speaker 1: back to the garage. I'm trying to find pictures of
Speaker 1: Daniel Jones. Like, something is off. Something doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Why would Jeff the engineer and Garrett, a huge giant fan,
Speaker 1: who doesn't who does not pass up an opportunity to
Speaker 1: take a picture with anybody. And David Brody the biggest
Speaker 1: picture taker of them all, why would all three of
Speaker 1: them forego a picture with him? Why was I the
Speaker 1: only one? I'm like, because while you're there, while you
Speaker 1: have him, Brody usually does the camera flip. It's like,
Speaker 1: all right with trade positions and you take the camera.
Speaker 1: That's what we do a hundred percent of the time.
Speaker 1: Now every celebrity it's like, it's the buddy says, you
Speaker 1: got me. I we swapped pictures and you didn't. You
Speaker 1: did none of it. So on the whole walk to
Speaker 1: from the girl, from the restaurant to the garage, I'm like,
Speaker 1: nobody wanted a picture with this guy except for me.
Speaker 1: Something's up. So i start Google imaging the dude, and
Speaker 1: I'm looking around. I'm like, the cheek, the cheek, uh,
Speaker 1: the cheat bonus off, a little bit at the cleft
Speaker 1: in the chin, even the incisors on the teeth. Something's
Speaker 1: not right here. And and I couldn't find any picture
Speaker 1: of him without the helmet because it's always with the
Speaker 1: helmet throwing the football right. So I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm like you know what, though, I said, there's still
Speaker 1: a chance it's him. So I told Scotty, and Scotty
Speaker 1: was like, dude posting anyway, who gives a fuck? So
Speaker 1: I made a joke that wasn't him. What you said
Speaker 1: was he's tall, he's fit, and he's wearing blue and
Speaker 1: he's a dead ringer for New York Giants back Daniel Jones.
Speaker 1: He looks like then you wrote here's where you went
Speaker 1: wrong at David Brody was convinced. I was convinced I
Speaker 1: was the one fooled, well, because I didn't think you
Speaker 1: were playing a joke on me at Depen. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so I thought i'd humor him and pose for a
Speaker 1: pick with the guy. So you were making it like
Speaker 1: you're doing it for my benefit, that I was fooled.
Speaker 1: Keep reading my hashtags hashtag hashtag Daniel Jones, hashtag not
Speaker 1: Daniel Jones, hashtag giants, hashtag fake news, except you were backpeddling.
Speaker 1: You were making it look like you knew the whole time,
Speaker 1: and you don't want me to be embarrassed. She took
Speaker 1: a picture with a ship eating grin with Daniel Jones,
Speaker 1: and he was so happy. You're like, I can't believe
Speaker 1: I got this. This is gonna be great. You were
Speaker 1: so excited now I didn't take a pick, sure, because
Speaker 1: I thought Jeff and Garrett were gonna take pictures. So
Speaker 1: they fucked you. Because you know, I laid when I
Speaker 1: do a prank, I laid the groundwork with everybody. The
Speaker 1: problem was Jeff how to get back to the radio station.
Speaker 1: The boat of them ran out of there with their
Speaker 1: tail between their legs. I'm like, these guys aren't getting picture.
Speaker 1: They're huge, giant fans. Why aren't they taking a picture
Speaker 1: when because Garrett went to the bathroom, they fucked us.
Speaker 1: What they did? Did they put doubt in my mind
Speaker 1: by not taking a picture? But you talk the picture? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: just in case, Just in case. Listen the guys tall.
Speaker 1: Maybe he becomes somebody. We're off next week. By the way,
Speaker 1: we'll vacation. Will not be spending my vacation Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: Boys