Speaker 1: Today is February, and this is a live count on
Speaker 1: what we have left. March tenth, New York, our second show.
Speaker 1: There are forty two tickets left Chicago five to seven.
Speaker 1: March thirty, there are five tickets left Chicago nine to eleven.
Speaker 1: On March there are two tickets left Houston. I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe like fifty or something. I can't count. That's a Miami.
Speaker 1: There's about eighty tickets left. April and Toronto we have
Speaker 1: left twenty tickets one left. Yeah, yeah, now listen. I'm
Speaker 1: really fucking excited to see y'all. We're in Atlanta right
Speaker 1: now recording this show. We just turned the funk up
Speaker 1: with them niggas. We need to, We need to show
Speaker 1: them out. So enjoy this show, buy some tickets, Love you,
Speaker 1: looking forward to seeing you guys. Welcome to get another
Speaker 1: episode of Portable Decisions. We are actually here recording like
Speaker 1: on a weekly time set. So does is weird? We've
Speaker 1: never recorded on the ste never really recorded not only
Speaker 1: on a Sunday, but like the day before we dropped.
Speaker 1: So we're giving you guys, like live updates on what's
Speaker 1: going on with us. Um. We just had our Atlanta
Speaker 1: show last night, which is that if you ever got
Speaker 1: it off. Hey, this is Wheezy. I want to tell
Speaker 1: you guys again. I'm Wheezy and it's your girl Mandy.
Speaker 1: You hear me. This is my phone sex voice hotel.
Speaker 1: The guy at the hotel said that to me. I
Speaker 1: walked up to get my key and he's like, yo,
Speaker 1: what do you do. I was like, oh, I work
Speaker 1: in tech. He's like, no, what do you do? So
Speaker 1: I thought maybe he knew the podcast on podcast He's like,
Speaker 1: sound like you do phone six operation. He was just
Speaker 1: trying to say you look like a ho. I was honest,
Speaker 1: but you know, I want I want you guys to
Speaker 1: tell me if you feel like I could get sixty
Speaker 1: cents for a minute, let me know. Is it is
Speaker 1: it that that's the price? I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I figured if webcam is like a dollar twenty a minute.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, and that's visuals. Let me
Speaker 1: do half without showing my pussy. That works. That works,
Speaker 1: and you could be like anybody you want, you know,
Speaker 1: and then like also like I could be doing something.
Speaker 1: I could be like tweeting or like you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, getting my nails and I be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you couldn't be getting your nails on because the holes
Speaker 1: be lout of sucking background. Maybe I'm not no, no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that's what they said because I don't know color.
Speaker 1: But you want you want that's suck up. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You know, Asians are pocs. We gotta stick together. I
Speaker 1: can only talk. I know you like calling them PCs.
Speaker 1: They are. I guess, I guess when you were in Asia,
Speaker 1: not see some dark Yeah, well when I went to
Speaker 1: like Southeast, it's so like what I want to like Malaysia, Thailand,
Speaker 1: Cambodia and of course the Philippines they were dark to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but nah, Bra, they won't. You know why because the
Speaker 1: Asians that we see on TV look like we think
Speaker 1: they're supposed to look like white. No, they see rich Asians,
Speaker 1: no dark age. But that's a thing apart which I
Speaker 1: was gonna look at Singapore and they're like like they
Speaker 1: fucking that's what they try to show us on TV.
Speaker 1: Those are Koreans, the Chinese, aren't that n't tell you.
Speaker 1: They show us the same that they're not the only Asians,
Speaker 1: though they show us that same thing with Cubans. I
Speaker 1: went to Cuba, had no idea that seventy Cubans were black.
Speaker 1: You know why because all I see is this Miami
Speaker 1: cool car looking thing on TV. They don't want to
Speaker 1: show on niggas, right, so poc all right they still
Speaker 1: but yeah, got you anyway, yellows the color, but wow
Speaker 1: hit the problematic like on some Jesus and mereship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's not do that. But I do want to sit
Speaker 1: here and say thank you to everyone except one pussy
Speaker 1: ass hole who came out to the Atlanta show last night.
Speaker 1: We had a great time. Y'all were a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: A lot of y'all were drunk, as I want to
Speaker 1: also say, like, if you're coming to our shows, the
Speaker 1: ones that I just announced, maybe in the beginning of
Speaker 1: the show, like if you heard that, drinkwater, drinkwater water
Speaker 1: in between. The only drunk person that I wasn't that
Speaker 1: mad at was the dude whose birthday was his birthday
Speaker 1: he had in the show. No he was sleeping in
Speaker 1: the back he was so knocked out or he wasn't
Speaker 1: sleeping and no, not not not doing the show. He
Speaker 1: went all the way in the back corner. There was
Speaker 1: an empty seat. We were cleaning. We said, honey, we're
Speaker 1: clearing up. It's time to go. You and your tiarra,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna go. This is how I knew he
Speaker 1: was sucked up. He was. We started the show, We're like, oh,
Speaker 1: thank you for coming to the show. Everybody blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And he's like, come back Atlanta. That's
Speaker 1: literally what he said. But we just got here. We
Speaker 1: got on this. I said, can we can we leave? First?
Speaker 1: It was a great show. I do want to sit here. Look,
Speaker 1: I do want to sit here and say I know
Speaker 1: you'll be coming at me for this um. But there
Speaker 1: was one incident and this has not yet happened at
Speaker 1: the show. So she made me feel like we need
Speaker 1: to sit here. I'll sit here and bring it up
Speaker 1: because a lot of you guys have been tweeting about
Speaker 1: it and so everyone's like, oh, bitch, I can't wait
Speaker 1: for you to talk about this on the podcast. So basically,
Speaker 1: during the shout out to our host room Trammel, he
Speaker 1: was shout but at the so at the end of
Speaker 1: our shows, if you guys have been to our shows,
Speaker 1: or if you have not, we do allow a live
Speaker 1: homemale segment. And so this girl stood up, um and
Speaker 1: I only remember her name because she said Wayne Ashley. Um.
Speaker 1: So her name was Ashley. And she stood up, and
Speaker 1: she sounded like she was just her estheadic. She was like, Hi, Hi, men,
Speaker 1: how easy. I'm Ashley. I'm still going to like really professional,
Speaker 1: like really nice. I said, Oh girl, you went to
Speaker 1: the a UC or spellman. Huht awesome. I know all
Speaker 1: of our motherfucker's, all of our listeners are educated. So
Speaker 1: this bitch when I sat here and asked if she
Speaker 1: went to spellman or anywhere in the AUC, her response
Speaker 1: to me, for whatever the fun reason was actually, well,
Speaker 1: I grew up in a two parent household, so I
Speaker 1: can form sentences correctly, and I have a larger vocabulary
Speaker 1: because they communicated to me. It's pretty much what the funk?
Speaker 1: She said. And when I tell you even so, shout
Speaker 1: out to STEPH eleven eight baller alert revolt. All that
Speaker 1: she was in the building. She said, ma'am, I've never
Speaker 1: been in a room where I saw three people ready
Speaker 1: to jump one bit like ever so funny because I
Speaker 1: think we all looked at someone different in that moment.
Speaker 1: So shout out to a J and Toy. They came out,
Speaker 1: some friends of mine from l A. They're looking at
Speaker 1: me when you started going off, and he was giving
Speaker 1: me the hand like cut and I'm literally so you
Speaker 1: were piped. You were getting so upset that made other
Speaker 1: people get upset. Audience was no, no, no, no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no. In your defense, what I'm saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: when you watch someone you came out to see somebody,
Speaker 1: you love them. You listen to this podcast, you're already
Speaker 1: mad at what someone said. Now you're watching that person
Speaker 1: have that same energy that you had in your head,
Speaker 1: and they're reflecting that ship, both of us on stage.
Speaker 1: Because I was the first one who said, can you
Speaker 1: clap if y'all grew up in a one parent household
Speaker 1: and you're doing well, You got your own ship, you
Speaker 1: have a degree, you're making money, you live in life.
Speaker 1: Mad people clapped, Then bam, you go talk about your accomplishments,
Speaker 1: what the funk you've been doing, how that bitch could
Speaker 1: sit the funk down? And everybody like yo, they tied
Speaker 1: to mind you. I grew up in the two parent
Speaker 1: household and I personally fucking all defended. How are you
Speaker 1: going to talk about everybody in our lives? First of all,
Speaker 1: two parent household doesn't mean that wasn't your circumstance. Your
Speaker 1: parents could have died, you could have grew up in
Speaker 1: foster care. So we're gonna talk to it about people
Speaker 1: that what are dark skinned, that came out handicapped, And
Speaker 1: I just I don't think it wasn't It wasn't even
Speaker 1: I was gonna let it, let it go, So it
Speaker 1: wasn't that I was. I personally don't feel like I
Speaker 1: was exuding frustration or anger at her. The response of
Speaker 1: the audience was definitely more so than the response of me.
Speaker 1: I feel like I laughed it off. And it wasn't
Speaker 1: until she kept going um and insinuating that her vocabulary
Speaker 1: was sub part of mine because the person parent household.
Speaker 1: I went off on her um. First off, I had
Speaker 1: to look at all of my friends who are in
Speaker 1: the front road looking at me like, bitch, you want
Speaker 1: me to get up? And I had to sit here
Speaker 1: and tell all my friends like, don't worry about it,
Speaker 1: it's not even worth it. But I I went off
Speaker 1: more so because yes I went and I said, listen, bitch,
Speaker 1: well We're not gonna do is come up here and
Speaker 1: act like I'm any less than you. And I sat
Speaker 1: here and said that I have been. I grew up
Speaker 1: on section eight four, see food stamps, um free lunch,
Speaker 1: all of that. You know. I got my Christmas gifts
Speaker 1: from the Salvation Armies, some Christmass. I've spent time and
Speaker 1: grew up in a shelter when with my mom. So like,
Speaker 1: I've been through all of those things. So to sit
Speaker 1: here insinuate that my vocabulary is any less because I
Speaker 1: didn't grow up with both parents. I was very upset
Speaker 1: a lot of our audience members, and because we do
Speaker 1: cater to the minority community, and unfortunately we are already
Speaker 1: put down in the communities because of how we grew,
Speaker 1: because of how we grew up, through racism, through just
Speaker 1: how whites like we're already oppressed. So to see here
Speaker 1: and make it seem like you were better, yes, So
Speaker 1: I sat here and went on to her, and I
Speaker 1: just I did say. At the end, I said, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't give a funk. What the funk
Speaker 1: you about to ask? Next? I didn't even know. Jerome
Speaker 1: already walked off. She we couldn't and then he sounds
Speaker 1: like we are not I'm not gonna be about when
Speaker 1: she get jumped away. A lot of talks was ready
Speaker 1: end really quick. What's funny is so we were already
Speaker 1: kind of annoyed about this after to the point where
Speaker 1: we even talked about it when we went backstage. We
Speaker 1: go out, we're ready to be in a good She
Speaker 1: bought a meet and greet, hold on, hold on, waite
Speaker 1: bit y'all. So meet and greet, in my opinion, can
Speaker 1: also be the best part of the show because that's
Speaker 1: people that legit funk with you. So to me, I
Speaker 1: was already in this bad mood and I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go enjoy, hug everybody, have a good
Speaker 1: time now. I want to say this one thing, which
Speaker 1: is why I didn't really realize it was her the
Speaker 1: last time I can think about it. When we were
Speaker 1: in d C. Everybody has their favorite in the show, right,
Speaker 1: This happens to us. Wherever we go, they hug us
Speaker 1: both and they'd be like, okay, but Mandy's my favorite. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: Wheezy's my favorite. Let me get a kitch with my
Speaker 1: girl crushed or this one and that one. Let me
Speaker 1: take a picture your booty. Many it's always something that
Speaker 1: came up and said just like that. I didn't know
Speaker 1: it was her. Oh well, I do want to sit
Speaker 1: here and say, Ashley or whatever, you funked up because bitch,
Speaker 1: my friend was helping take pictures, so I know none
Speaker 1: of yours came out good. Next, did you know that
Speaker 1: was her? Because I didn't know it was her, I
Speaker 1: until as soon as she walked away, she came to
Speaker 1: me and was like, oh, bitch, she ain't getting no
Speaker 1: good pictures because bitch, um know that she who disrespected you.
Speaker 1: So we couldn't see her in the audience, but everyone
Speaker 1: else knew who she was. I wouldn't take with her, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because when she said I thought she was a little rude.
Speaker 1: When she goes, she was very rude. But I thought
Speaker 1: maybe you're her favorite, you know, I said, okay, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'll back the way. Yeah, but it was very I
Speaker 1: will say for the for any of you guys who
Speaker 1: were coming to the show, we have such a good
Speaker 1: vibe and good audience and good crowd. We have a
Speaker 1: safe space for everybody to come and be themselves. Naturally,
Speaker 1: also for any straight men listening. When I tell y'all.
Speaker 1: Y'all are not present enough at these shows with these
Speaker 1: women who are looking we I want to sit here
Speaker 1: and let y'all know we made a love connection. A
Speaker 1: couple of a couple came. This was their second time
Speaker 1: at a live show. They actually asked the question. Last time,
Speaker 1: they wanted to introduce threesomes. They tried Thrender or one
Speaker 1: of the apps Fielder, one of the apps that Weezy
Speaker 1: suggested for threesomes, and they're like, so and it just
Speaker 1: didn't work for them. So they're like, what can we
Speaker 1: do if this isn't working for a person sitting next
Speaker 1: to them was a fucking unicorn and she was like,
Speaker 1: I mean she literally said, well, I'm a unicorn and
Speaker 1: her friends she was like yeah. But and she got
Speaker 1: on the mic and was like him a number. She said,
Speaker 1: I enjoyed dealing with with with couples. And she said,
Speaker 1: as a unicorn, I will say I'd like to communicate
Speaker 1: with the woman first. She was sitting next to the
Speaker 1: man in this relationship, so bitch, the man got up
Speaker 1: and switched seats with his woman and let and during
Speaker 1: the me and greed, they all came together. They all
Speaker 1: came together for the single man. There was a single
Speaker 1: dude that came. He said, his friends canceled on him.
Speaker 1: Shout out to you. Um there was a dude dressed
Speaker 1: in some cyberpunk ship. Shout out to you too. And
Speaker 1: the guy dressed like Carlton he was so duct him too.
Speaker 1: I only remember four single men, maybe four sing in DC.
Speaker 1: I got something number. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie so
Speaker 1: single single straight man. This is not only a woman's show.
Speaker 1: When we have the live show, it's a lot of beautiful, educated,
Speaker 1: heart working women who are open with their sexuality and
Speaker 1: looking to me people who are like them. So if
Speaker 1: you listen to the show, you probably can actually connect
Speaker 1: with one of our lady listeners, and I think you'll
Speaker 1: have a good time. So many single men that listened
Speaker 1: to this show, so many tens of thousands, and they
Speaker 1: don't come. I was actually walking down the street and um,
Speaker 1: there was This is actually kind of crazy how it happened.
Speaker 1: I'm walking down the street last week to the train
Speaker 1: and this dude kind of dude. It's like, yo, wheezy.
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna run in two block, said
Speaker 1: he listened to the show. He gave me a hook
Speaker 1: two days later, I walked down the street some other
Speaker 1: condent andigas like brod we listen to so that we
Speaker 1: have to start shouting out the content workers they'll cut
Speaker 1: the office and I'm like, yo, and I'm thinking, like
Speaker 1: all of these men. On a regular more men come
Speaker 1: up to me that know me than women. So it's
Speaker 1: just crazy that y'all don't come to these shows and
Speaker 1: actually get some pussy. It's ready, maybe maybe ready to
Speaker 1: make horrible crazy thing. We gotta wrap this up. Shout
Speaker 1: out to chef Kirsty. She made us some food and
Speaker 1: I drank her breast milk straight from her tip at
Speaker 1: the Lave show. Yes so much. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I did that. You dared me or something. No, you
Speaker 1: said I I have a whole audience was like, dude,
Speaker 1: it do it, but you you you guess yourself to
Speaker 1: do it. I tell you to do that. Ship would
Speaker 1: look nice though she didn't have nice. But this is
Speaker 1: the only reason I did, because I know this sounds
Speaker 1: like WPS and it is. However, the call Cassidy in
Speaker 1: me definitely drank it straight from someone's titty. But the
Speaker 1: couple was talking about we were talking about lactating fetish
Speaker 1: or babies and diapers or whatever and how people are
Speaker 1: into that. So he was like, oh, I've drank breast
Speaker 1: smolk from her titty before. And then Mandy comes up
Speaker 1: to him is asking him in the audience what it
Speaker 1: tastes like, is it sweet? Blah blah blah. He said,
Speaker 1: let me take that ship, and I was playing, and
Speaker 1: then she was like yeah, okay, and then the dude,
Speaker 1: dude it, I can't believe she's about to whip that city.
Speaker 1: She did at least pulled her in the corner to
Speaker 1: try to be respectful, you know what I'm saying, so
Speaker 1: she didn't end up on like the internet. And also,
Speaker 1: but yeah I did. I'd drink it straight from the
Speaker 1: nipple and it was super warm. I wasn't ready for that. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: our bodies is nine eight degrees. But you know, like
Speaker 1: all the milk I drink is cold. That was the
Speaker 1: first time. If it's not a coffee, bro, you know,
Speaker 1: even when it come out the cows is warm. It's
Speaker 1: in a warm body. I know. I just wasn't ready, Mandy.
Speaker 1: I don't drink warm milk because I drink almond milk,
Speaker 1: and that should be sold on the showf My mom
Speaker 1: asked me when I was like anyway, it's like when
Speaker 1: what happened, I was like, many cuts, somebody out and
Speaker 1: that was the That was it. That was it. Alright,
Speaker 1: So let's get into vanilla ship. Um, we all know
Speaker 1: what's going on and then news lately we have Jesse,
Speaker 1: we have that other guy with a prostitution ring. But
Speaker 1: I think that most happy is r Kelly finally getting
Speaker 1: his motherfucking ass arrested. So I'm going to cover this
Speaker 1: article on CNN with discussing his bond. That is a
Speaker 1: million dollars. That's nothing for him, though, but he didn't
Speaker 1: get out, you say, that night in jail. So he
Speaker 1: says he had a million dollar blond Saturday charges for
Speaker 1: the singer for sexually abusing women four females from two
Speaker 1: thousand ten. Under the terms of his bond, he must
Speaker 1: surrender his passport and may not have contact with anyone
Speaker 1: under eighteen. That's a god damn saying. The singer, whose
Speaker 1: full name is Robert Kelly, was arrested and indicted Friday
Speaker 1: on ten counts with aggravated criminal sexual abuse involving four
Speaker 1: alleged victims. A Cook County judge set the bond at
Speaker 1: a quarter million for each case. Uh, he's one of
Speaker 1: the most successful acts in history, but he still needs
Speaker 1: to put forth a hundred thousand dollars because you gotta
Speaker 1: do ten percent. Prosecutors also revealed additional graphic details in
Speaker 1: the accusations. Among the revelations tapes was that he allegedly
Speaker 1: spit on two of the victims, and one of the
Speaker 1: alleged victims provided authorities with a shirt she wore during
Speaker 1: an alleged encounter. Wow and what. Two of the victims
Speaker 1: were sixteen years old, one was fourteen between fourteen and sixteen,
Speaker 1: the fourth was twenty four. Um. They said that he
Speaker 1: used force and the threat of force. The defense team
Speaker 1: is very happy with the bond and they feel like
Speaker 1: it's fair and reasonable given the allegations. Right now, he's
Speaker 1: presumed innocent. We haven't had any reason to believe that
Speaker 1: these allegations are credible. Apparently that's what his lawyers saying. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. When also Greenberg, his lawyer, said on
Speaker 1: Friday that he thinks all the women are lying. Mr
Speaker 1: Kelly is strong and he's got a lot of support
Speaker 1: and he's going to be vindicated on all these charges
Speaker 1: one by one, if it has to be. He turned
Speaker 1: himself in just hours after the police issued the warrant. Um,
Speaker 1: did you see when he they they were asking, what
Speaker 1: do you have to say for the way, Well, one
Speaker 1: of the victims actually there, So there's a tape, UM there.
Speaker 1: So there's a new tape out. It's vivid that it's
Speaker 1: his face, um, and the theater. Yeah, so there's a
Speaker 1: new tape and everyone is even talking like, dear God,
Speaker 1: we hope this tape doesn't get leaked because that's just
Speaker 1: something we shouldn't have to see. But the thing is, Um,
Speaker 1: apparently he was either ejaculating onto her or doing things
Speaker 1: to her. And at the time, the girl who was
Speaker 1: saying it was like these fourteen year old parts. That
Speaker 1: was that was said in the video. So if you
Speaker 1: look it up, UM, I'll post it for Patreon the
Speaker 1: article where I read it. But she actually insinuated or
Speaker 1: not insinuated, but basically was turning him on by saying,
Speaker 1: you like these eight these fourteen year old body parts.
Speaker 1: And so that's why it's clear how old she is
Speaker 1: in the video. So this was a part of the
Speaker 1: play that they were doing. And this is what Yeah,
Speaker 1: he is. He's making the taste videos and don't want
Speaker 1: I live and I'm high. If I want to, like
Speaker 1: smoke or something like that, lean the camera over. I
Speaker 1: don't ever do it. I don't even smoke. And it's
Speaker 1: legal in some parts of this country and you are
Speaker 1: a fourteen year old. Yeah, but he's been doing this
Speaker 1: clearly for over twenty years, and he went to court
Speaker 1: and got a rein and was found not guilty. All
Speaker 1: the charges were dropped twenty years ago. We saw this
Speaker 1: in the documentary. So I do want to shout out
Speaker 1: to the Me Too movement, to me, little Amie and
Speaker 1: everyone who was involved with the Surviving Kelly talking about
Speaker 1: what about the white men that do ship Harvey? One
Speaker 1: scene has literally but he cannot walk down the street
Speaker 1: without getting come on. I just again, I want to
Speaker 1: give a shout out to those involved with the documentary
Speaker 1: Surviving R. Kelly, because I feel like it was that
Speaker 1: documentary that kind of lit the fire under um that
Speaker 1: ass and that's why he is now faced with these
Speaker 1: criminal charges. So shout out to you guys. So not
Speaker 1: really even el ship, but something kind of current. I
Speaker 1: have to play you this song. So Medina comes by
Speaker 1: my hotel or whatever. She gets me this girl to
Speaker 1: do my hair, and the girls like, yo, have y'all
Speaker 1: ever heard this song? And I normally hate when people
Speaker 1: play me because I was like, I don't care. She's like,
Speaker 1: tell me how you feel after you listen to the
Speaker 1: lyrics this ship. It's only forty seconds in, and you're
Speaker 1: gonna be like, what song is called side Bitches by
Speaker 1: money bag yok? I was listening to I mean the
Speaker 1: beauty Cricket to before the problems, like when I get
Speaker 1: my side, that's right, women can see that our five
Speaker 1: bitch is winning. That's why five is winning. Okay, Oh God,
Speaker 1: for goddamn nervous. I'm gonna tell you why, bitch, we
Speaker 1: might be on the different side of the coin. Here
Speaker 1: we are, bitch, and I'm gonna tell you why we
Speaker 1: have different sides. Because number one, that's fine. If I
Speaker 1: am not your bitch. Why do I give a fuck
Speaker 1: about what's going on your phone? If you're sucking me
Speaker 1: on the side, why do I care? Why do men
Speaker 1: think that side women are this fucking safe haven for them?
Speaker 1: I think I'll actually I think heard the lyrics. I
Speaker 1: heard that. I think it's a lot of sucking bullshit
Speaker 1: to give women that fucking hold you down, take care
Speaker 1: of your kids, fucking help you live with you, clean
Speaker 1: up your dirty fucking draws, To act like your side
Speaker 1: bitch is fucking goddess when the truth is it's just
Speaker 1: someone that you don't see regularly, so they don't need
Speaker 1: to give you headache. Because best believe if the side
Speaker 1: bitch was in the position that she would want to
Speaker 1: be in with you or have something like that, do
Speaker 1: you think that she wouldn't be giving you a little
Speaker 1: bit of a headache. Why do men act like when
Speaker 1: they're cheating, We're a fucking problem. That is the number
Speaker 1: one problem. Don't tell me that your infidelities is causing
Speaker 1: you a headache because of me. You're fucking liar. And
Speaker 1: I'm tired of men doing that ship and not praising
Speaker 1: the women that they have. Stop acting like the side
Speaker 1: bitch gets all this fucking credit for shutting the funk
Speaker 1: up when all you do is tell her that that's
Speaker 1: what like. You're literally just being complacent. You're literally just listening.
Speaker 1: It's like trying to get a job in an interview. Yo.
Speaker 1: The last guy that I add he was always late.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you know i'd be mad on time. Why
Speaker 1: would I not tell you that? Why would I not
Speaker 1: do that to get this job? Why would I not
Speaker 1: do that to get that fucking affirmation, those accolades from you,
Speaker 1: to keep you on my team. It's so fucked up
Speaker 1: to make a song like that. And I'm sure this
Speaker 1: nik probably got kids and like, it just really blows
Speaker 1: my mind that men treat their fucking women like this
Speaker 1: only the ship and act like a side but just
Speaker 1: so much better because she's not getting you a headache
Speaker 1: when you're cheating anyway. Yeah, it's fucking trash. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: because you said we're on two different sides of No,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I'm gonna regrue you. You you know,
Speaker 1: you said some some good points, um, but I think
Speaker 1: he was just pretty much saying, I mean, I guess it.
Speaker 1: I guess No, I guess. I ain't got nothing else
Speaker 1: to say. Did that you did it? Why you aint gonna?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I ain't gonna say. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just feel like when it comes to this,
Speaker 1: like you're getting on him about these lyrics, but you
Speaker 1: cape for future. When I sat here and brought up
Speaker 1: what future does and wait, I don't know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I got that cap when I said
Speaker 1: he was canceled and just what he does and what's
Speaker 1: in his songs. But you be like, yeah, and even
Speaker 1: he's single, he's an asshole and he makes songs about
Speaker 1: like drugs and dealing drugs like and hose like but yeah,
Speaker 1: but like like so Future and I said that. So
Speaker 1: Future came out in an interview recently and said that
Speaker 1: he stopped doing Lean but to not seem uncool with
Speaker 1: the his fan base. He kept rapping about doing Lean
Speaker 1: and doing these drugs that he wasn't doing. So it's
Speaker 1: just like to see here he was. He he quit
Speaker 1: doing Lean when everyone started dying and stuff with Lean.
Speaker 1: He he stopped doing Lean, but he he purposely kept
Speaker 1: talking about he was doing Lean. He on Lean to
Speaker 1: seem cool, even though this was a drug that's out
Speaker 1: here killing people. So it's just like he may not
Speaker 1: even rock with side, but just like that, it's just
Speaker 1: for the music. It's someone I'm talking about. How do
Speaker 1: you how do the lyrics make you feel? I mean,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna that's less I have it, just win it.
Speaker 1: So this is my problem too. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: There's a song and I on u um from the
Speaker 1: and I heard it on Joe's show, and I feel
Speaker 1: absolutely awful, awful. I don't know if y'all know, um
Speaker 1: why why Am and Mellie or something like that. He's
Speaker 1: a kid from Florida and he actually murdered two of
Speaker 1: his best friends. But he got a song and that
Speaker 1: ship goes so five, bitch, and it's talking about murdering
Speaker 1: his best friends, and I feel so bad. This is
Speaker 1: really bad, that bitch. I was like, I gotta murder
Speaker 1: on my mind. I have it. Go hol on, let
Speaker 1: me play it for you real quick. I just I
Speaker 1: feel like I know, I'm sure people start on Twitter,
Speaker 1: but I's definitely played again. But that I wanted, so
Speaker 1: I want you all to just here. It's called Murder
Speaker 1: on my Mind. I just want to play. I just
Speaker 1: want to play a little, but just real quick. I
Speaker 1: know we ain't no music podcast, but this ship kind
Speaker 1: of five. But it's not fine. No, it is though.
Speaker 1: Just was some real quick and he talks about killing
Speaker 1: his friends and he actually did it. Like I see
Speaker 1: why people like XX but ain't get it roll a sosis.
Speaker 1: I was lined off on Christmas. I ain't get to
Speaker 1: see my niles, ain't get them. My mama couldn't even
Speaker 1: give her no kisses, none of that, even post on
Speaker 1: mine as the grand could eat, pushing the be snitching you.
Speaker 1: You probably say that I'm tripping when I'm all alone
Speaker 1: in my chail, just just just to the hook, just
Speaker 1: to the hood. I know my body. You don't past
Speaker 1: me get you, and I was smoke all in my opinion,
Speaker 1: that's the only thing they're gonna here that I don't
Speaker 1: understand you. I don't understand them prepanding did really fall
Speaker 1: with me? So I love them all from the same
Speaker 1: man say she's down the rose a man one okay
Speaker 1: magazine because every time I wake up and the morning
Speaker 1: I got murder on my mind a K four, this
Speaker 1: macas glass and nine and the block Thy nine murder
Speaker 1: all my mind. This nigga killed this bring is And
Speaker 1: then so the next verse is talking about him like
Speaker 1: being sad that he can't hang with his friends because
Speaker 1: he just killed them. But apparently he schizophrenic and he
Speaker 1: has like bipolar disorder. I felt so bad that I
Speaker 1: like this goddamn song. So this is all people are
Speaker 1: people into it. They just can't stop talking about it.
Speaker 1: What happened? He made a mistake. Oh, he said he
Speaker 1: made he made a mistake, but he's bipolar though. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: he had to shoot another friend. But then apparently, but
Speaker 1: then apparently he said it was Melvin that did it.
Speaker 1: If you look on his Instagram, he'll post two pictures
Speaker 1: of himself and say, can you guess which one is Melvin?
Speaker 1: He's like schizophrenic broth. I went to the Blogzilla movie
Speaker 1: party and watched Glass that bitch, that that ship is real, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, bitch, no you even though ches quity, they
Speaker 1: probably may be holding the night and I can get
Speaker 1: my alibi ready. We might need to edit this out
Speaker 1: in case I kill whoa. Whoa, ma'am whoa. Sorry guys,
Speaker 1: sorry for our sponsors and everything else. We're not killing people, honestly.
Speaker 1: If these is in America, keep them ships. Um no,
Speaker 1: you're right. I feel like we'll be all right and
Speaker 1: shout out to them niggas. I was so impressed, like
Speaker 1: the way that people are impressed with Cardi b I
Speaker 1: felt like that I watched that Vicelent show for a
Speaker 1: year and a half and then watch these niggas go
Speaker 1: to Showtime with the budget bro. These niggas doing skits.
Speaker 1: Fucking Alexandro Costio comes out of a mini bodega. It
Speaker 1: was super dope, So shout out to them, support their
Speaker 1: fucking ship. Watch them on Showtime. They're black man that's
Speaker 1: doing it up and X podcast and X podcast. Sorry
Speaker 1: their podcast is dope. But and back to the music.
Speaker 1: Just let y'all know. I don't support murderers. I don't
Speaker 1: support any of that. But sometimes I didn't even know
Speaker 1: who this nigga was. But that song was like a jam,
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry. I ain't gonna lie. Side bitches. I
Speaker 1: was one, I have been once a bitch. I kind
Speaker 1: of like that sad winning let me stop. Okay, y'all
Speaker 1: know this is why y'all don't like me or relive
Speaker 1: this bitch. I hate her. She's ruining my marriage. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm one of those bitch. I'm on team side bitches,
Speaker 1: my man, I we should. I feel like if we
Speaker 1: came out with teams side bitch or wife emerged, I
Speaker 1: feel like side witch could sell. I mean, but it's
Speaker 1: really sad. But I'm not even gonna lie to you.
Speaker 1: Like when it came to even starting this podcast. It
Speaker 1: was all the merry niggas that supported me, but of
Speaker 1: course they did. I love they want you to get
Speaker 1: this dollar. Okay, I'm just saying, okay, sorry, nice song though.
Speaker 1: Shout out to money bag yo is that's his name.
Speaker 1: So I came up with the idea for this outline
Speaker 1: their horrible decision today is devil Dick and I want
Speaker 1: to show you this video. You might have seen it,
Speaker 1: but I went on a fucking tirade on I G
Speaker 1: after I saw this video because I really felt for
Speaker 1: this girl when I saw her getting fucked and it
Speaker 1: roots reminded me of times that my life has gotten
Speaker 1: roomed ruined. Um, we'll post this on Patreon. She's begging
Speaker 1: him to fuck her. That dick is huge though, bit
Speaker 1: what you got to see the end? But all right,
Speaker 1: thank you, fuck you. Ye it ain't nothing. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell yourself. I have came that hard. That was that
Speaker 1: was me. I have came and told him that I
Speaker 1: hated him. Oh. I normally say I love you and
Speaker 1: fuck you and hit him all at the same time.
Speaker 1: I love you, I hate you fucking and let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. When I saw this movie, I really
Speaker 1: felt in the depths of my soul, this ship, because
Speaker 1: this is the type of dick that ruins credit, lives, insanity,
Speaker 1: you know, and it comes from nothing but Satan himself, honestly,
Speaker 1: that dick. And then I went and asked, like, where
Speaker 1: does dick like this come from? Y'all need to let
Speaker 1: me know because I'm not going to travel there, and
Speaker 1: which were like, this is like the pits of Hell, Nigeria, Jamaica, Miami. Like, bro,
Speaker 1: I don't want in New York. I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 1: I don't want that Dick. I do not want to
Speaker 1: come to where I feel like that, because that's when
Speaker 1: I go crazy. That's when I get on my like,
Speaker 1: you know what, let me just look through his tag
Speaker 1: photos and just see who he talks to. Maybe I
Speaker 1: should do it was crazy, and that's not even the
Speaker 1: depths to where a devil Dick takes me. I feel
Speaker 1: like devil Dick, I I referred to fucking E seven
Speaker 1: Dick is devil Dick. And the guy who I did
Speaker 1: a golden shower with this devil Dick that is Dick
Speaker 1: to where now I feel like we're just gonna sunk forever.
Speaker 1: And I hate that type of dick is is really really,
Speaker 1: really harmful because it feels like, damn, even if I
Speaker 1: get I don't told niggas, even if I get married,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fuck you still like I don't want it.
Speaker 1: Dick is that I can't be sitting here already saying
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cheat on my husband in the future because
Speaker 1: this dick I don't want to get rid of ever. Why.
Speaker 1: I remember a dude sucked me really good. It was
Speaker 1: this summer and I came so hard. I went in
Speaker 1: the bathroom and I texted the boys and I was like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to kill this nigga because I don't
Speaker 1: think he wants to be with me and he can't
Speaker 1: be with nobody else. We have to kill him. I'm serious.
Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom, still like feeling the effects
Speaker 1: of like come and like just that that release, like
Speaker 1: when you're crying, because I hate when niggas think you
Speaker 1: crying like on some emotional ship. It's a release. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've only I've only cried with when when I squirted.
Speaker 1: But I will say, like devil Dick makes me sing,
Speaker 1: I'll be coming up with jingles. I told you, I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm Easter race sometimes, so I'll just be
Speaker 1: coming up with whole as I'd be like, that was
Speaker 1: the best dick in my life, and I to be
Speaker 1: all off bet and everything, but I just be coming
Speaker 1: up a little jangles. Some of my ig followers to
Speaker 1: send in some emails about devil tick they've had, so
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read a few of them. Oh my god, Weisy,
Speaker 1: thank you for bringing this up. I was only one.
Speaker 1: I reconnected with a guy from high school last summer.
Speaker 1: We're both twenty five, and this dick had me party
Speaker 1: until four am on a week night just to get
Speaker 1: access to the devil dick. The first time, I guess
Speaker 1: I was really drunk and he insisted on putting all
Speaker 1: of him in me. And ever since that first time,
Speaker 1: he's learned how to manipulate me into partying, doing coke,
Speaker 1: and crying after sex because it literally feels feels like
Speaker 1: I'm trying to fit a cucumber in a coin purse.
Speaker 1: First man to make me come without clatoral stimulation and
Speaker 1: the first man to give me a snack frozen gummy
Speaker 1: bears was our thing. I would keep the bag by
Speaker 1: my crotch as we cuddled, and a and also my
Speaker 1: first man to hold my hand during sex because he
Speaker 1: knew I needed it for the emotional support. He even
Speaker 1: smoked me out afterwards, even though he doesn't smoke himself,
Speaker 1: but figured it would help me. He was a carry,
Speaker 1: carrying you and being just because the dick was that good.
Speaker 1: I've only been with three people, and I stopped seeing
Speaker 1: him because I couldn't keep up with how my body
Speaker 1: was drained the following days, how intense it was how
Speaker 1: to manage a career in finance. I work in interior architecture.
Speaker 1: My male coworker best friend would know when I saw
Speaker 1: him because he would mention that I had a gump walk.
Speaker 1: What the fund is that? Forrest cup? I have to
Speaker 1: mention he is my first and last black dick. I'm Pakistani,
Speaker 1: so I want to I wonder if you guys that
Speaker 1: are sitting here listening to this, whether you're a male
Speaker 1: or a woman, if you've either been the giver of
Speaker 1: double dick or if you indeed if you yeah, because
Speaker 1: I think guys know when they have double dick. Honestly,
Speaker 1: fellas if you don't have a woman that's literally dropped
Speaker 1: everything she was doing to come get on that dick.
Speaker 1: You don't have double dicks. I literally left my friends,
Speaker 1: like we've been out parting. I'd be like, oh, nigga,
Speaker 1: hit me by y'all, y'all, I gotta go, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I've left for just regular good days. Is when like,
Speaker 1: nigga really ain't ship. I've like, when you uber and
Speaker 1: dick to you, I've done. You're inconveniencing you uber dick
Speaker 1: to me to indeed I have how That's how men
Speaker 1: started um real quick. I also feel like when it
Speaker 1: comes to devil dick, because I mean, I just feel
Speaker 1: like I've had quite a lot of devil dick, and
Speaker 1: it makes it to where it even becomes harder to
Speaker 1: have sex with other people because you know that they're
Speaker 1: not going to please. That's the words that, honestly for
Speaker 1: other people. I'm like, damn, it's just not him, but
Speaker 1: I have to live my life. I was sucking people
Speaker 1: outside of like of course, because I stopped with seven,
Speaker 1: Like you know, we're just not right now and I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie sucking other people. I'm like, ship, this
Speaker 1: ain't saint. What the funk I was gidding? So one
Speaker 1: of the other um letters that we got sent in
Speaker 1: about devil Dick. It says, hey, horse, I hope you
Speaker 1: read my story. So, so this is my devil deck,
Speaker 1: my devil Dick experience. So I matched with this guy
Speaker 1: on tender you know that's the devil already. Didn't think
Speaker 1: much of it and only met him after he constantly
Speaker 1: hit hit me up for three full months. At that time,
Speaker 1: I was in an unhappy relationship and we only met
Speaker 1: after I finally ended the relationship. We went out clubbing
Speaker 1: one night, me trying to be as horrible as possible,
Speaker 1: slept with him on on the first night. It was amazing,
Speaker 1: maybe because my boyfriend of two years had a small
Speaker 1: dick and this guy had a huge black Zimbabwean penis,
Speaker 1: Zimbabwean Zimbabwean penis. Seeing that I'm not allowed to say cock,
Speaker 1: it's okay. Since you could say cock's real big, I
Speaker 1: feel like you got cock, or you could just say dude,
Speaker 1: you gotta put a little dut. It has to be
Speaker 1: like an emphasis on the K or an elongated dick. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I don't even think I say the K
Speaker 1: in that it's just dute. I don't. I don't think
Speaker 1: I go. I ain't alive, but she had a dick.
Speaker 1: You well, maybe that as you do. I don't even
Speaker 1: and I said, Uh, this is when it happened. We
Speaker 1: would go out for dinner and go back to his place,
Speaker 1: fuck and I would spend a good two days there,
Speaker 1: not knowing why I wasn't able to leave. Oh Lord,
Speaker 1: I would have plans with my girls and cancel on
Speaker 1: them to get the best dick of my life, stay
Speaker 1: there again for another two consecutive days, not wanting to
Speaker 1: leave because of the good dick. I finally found the
Speaker 1: courage to end it with him after five months by
Speaker 1: asking him not to contact me again because I felt
Speaker 1: like I didn't know what we were doing. I called
Speaker 1: it fucking with relationship tendencies because he would do We
Speaker 1: would do ship together, funk a lot, spend days in
Speaker 1: bed laughing, not fuck or date other people. Until I
Speaker 1: realized that it I did not know what the fun
Speaker 1: was happening in my life. Little did I know it
Speaker 1: was devil dick. Moral of the story is, I spent
Speaker 1: days in this nigga's dirty ass department full of cockroaches.
Speaker 1: Oh says. He left me there alone one day and
Speaker 1: I was walking around and check the fridge that was
Speaker 1: partly open. It was in a not working condition with
Speaker 1: multi food and cockroaches. My you, the nigga brought me
Speaker 1: breakfast in bed one morning and I am still to
Speaker 1: this day traumatized. Bitch. So I ain't gonna lie devil Dick,
Speaker 1: though whitch would have made me clean up that apartment,
Speaker 1: might have made me buy him a motherfucking refrigerator. Bitch,
Speaker 1: what is you doing? The fund is you doing? Thank
Speaker 1: you for all of your free content? It ain't all free.
Speaker 1: Sign up the Patriots since you get three bonus episodes. Um.
Speaker 1: She said that she Oh, it's currently in South Africa.
Speaker 1: Shout out to you. In other words, I'm I'm broke,
Speaker 1: divided by eight teen point three take your ass on.
Speaker 1: Wishing you amazing. She's in She's in Cape Town, South
Speaker 1: Africa right now. I I funk with you. At least
Speaker 1: you're a listener. And hey, if you guys aren't patrons,
Speaker 1: even though the content I feel like we put on
Speaker 1: Patreon is dope, just listening to the show, specifically every Monday.
Speaker 1: Subscribing to our show really gives us the room to
Speaker 1: provide more and more content because of the sponsors we
Speaker 1: get just by you listening. So trust me, you're doing
Speaker 1: your part and we appreciate you, and bitch, don't be
Speaker 1: None of these not cockroaches. But it's crazy because I
Speaker 1: feel like Devil Dick niggas. So we go back to okay,
Speaker 1: and you'll probably don't like the word regular, but I
Speaker 1: would say, someone who's not not a blue check I
Speaker 1: feel like Devil Dick niggas be having like the Mitch
Speaker 1: matching sheets. They all have like four different color fellow cases,
Speaker 1: no help, like damn, and I'm really sucking on she
Speaker 1: don't even match Nigga. That's definitely devil Dick. Read I
Speaker 1: mean sorry bad in a good way like Devil Dick.
Speaker 1: I got that I could think about when I was
Speaker 1: back home, was in Florida, and then Nigga had like
Speaker 1: Tupperwars drawers, you know what I'm saying, the big tubs,
Speaker 1: and I was like, god, damn, I know I'm still
Speaker 1: sucking you. And I remember like just thinking to myself
Speaker 1: and I had been on the sugar Daddy that I
Speaker 1: had took me on a jet for my birthday literally
Speaker 1: a month before, and I was like, I went from
Speaker 1: private jet planes to fucking Tupperware. Bit I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do like money and Dick make you do
Speaker 1: different things. It going. Until I moved to New York,
Speaker 1: I really didn't the nigga from the projects, the real
Speaker 1: projects into a New York pj oh I have and
Speaker 1: it was interesting. Um, there was a lot of buildings.
Speaker 1: You know, I've been in here to like buy drugs.
Speaker 1: Oh what which kind? I know? You can't you stay
Speaker 1: bringing up sho, can't see next? Just some fun like
Speaker 1: white people like dumb. I think. When I first moved
Speaker 1: to New York, I went to this like Brooklyn. Um,
Speaker 1: what's it called members Only? It's this club that starts
Speaker 1: at for am Oh they um. When I worked, so,
Speaker 1: I used to bartend at Nomo, which is the old
Speaker 1: Mandarin Hotel, and a lot of them worked at members
Speaker 1: Only because the cocktails are like top notch, like top
Speaker 1: notch bartenders working. You're talking about employees only. Oh, that
Speaker 1: is what I'm talking about, employees employers only, Okay, And
Speaker 1: I always tell you how members only works. I don't
Speaker 1: even know if it exists anymore. Damn, I'm just sitting
Speaker 1: here telling how my Okay, I haven't been there in
Speaker 1: a long time, but I would love to go back.
Speaker 1: So members only works. Basically, you you can't sell alcohol
Speaker 1: after a certain time in year, right, So where bore
Speaker 1: a m is the club close, you can't sell after three.
Speaker 1: So members only you buy a raffle in the front.
Speaker 1: It's ten dollars. You then deliver the raffle to the bartender,
Speaker 1: who then gives you a gift of a drink. Shut
Speaker 1: the fun. Never buy a drink ever, you just don't
Speaker 1: that And that's how they currently kept illegal. Bitch. I
Speaker 1: have been in there till two in the afternoon, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: I won't say the name of it. But so when
Speaker 1: I worked at Starlett's, there was another club that I
Speaker 1: did After's at and literally the drinks were put into
Speaker 1: minute made bottles. It was all pu Literally literally it
Speaker 1: was ten dollars and that's what that. There was liquor
Speaker 1: in it, and that's where you could get your looking.
Speaker 1: It was open until noon, so I would work literally
Speaker 1: six am today. It was so much fun. Now, this
Speaker 1: was like I'm not in that time my life anymore,
Speaker 1: but this was like let's do a molly and hold
Speaker 1: hands days like bitch, I'd be in line for the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Let's say be ten people long I'm talking to someone
Speaker 1: like girl on me like oh wait no, like I
Speaker 1: really feel connected to you. And then there was the
Speaker 1: best part about these parties, literally like five black people
Speaker 1: in there. Whenever I seen I'll be like, yo, what's up, bro,
Speaker 1: and I'm done, and then be like connected to them
Speaker 1: the whole time. They'd be going somewhere, be like you good,
Speaker 1: all right, because I'm making sure wait here, sis, that's
Speaker 1: the best party. Going to a party where like a
Speaker 1: bunch of random people are and you see someone black
Speaker 1: and you're just like, oh, I'm good, Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. So double Dick, I want to know,
Speaker 1: what do you think is the furthest you've traveled for
Speaker 1: the most you've inconvenience yourself, whether it be like telling
Speaker 1: a lot at work. We already know I said I
Speaker 1: was getting abortion, just a good day. Yeah, um, what
Speaker 1: have you done? Like what have you done? It was
Speaker 1: like just out there to get dick well, and it's
Speaker 1: something that I'd never suggest. Now I've well, I switched ships,
Speaker 1: but I've called off work. And I think the furthest
Speaker 1: I traveled was to the Middle East. I went and
Speaker 1: spent a week in Deha with this nigga because you
Speaker 1: know where the dick was like before you went there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is I've been sucking for years. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: the nigga that I pissed on, so like, because yeah,
Speaker 1: but it is crazy, is what he That's where I
Speaker 1: pissed on him first. Oh well you know that's where
Speaker 1: he got it from. Maybe I don't know, but that's
Speaker 1: where I pissed on him first. But what's crazy is
Speaker 1: this is this is what devil Dick does. And I'll
Speaker 1: say because our relationship was different, so I would say
Speaker 1: this is probably to the best, to the most extent
Speaker 1: that I went is literally outside of the bedroom, we
Speaker 1: do not get along. I don't even like the nigga
Speaker 1: he ate like, we don't don't talk to me. All
Speaker 1: we do is argue. We've called each other all types
Speaker 1: of terrible names. I don't win and dealt with old teammates.
Speaker 1: Long story short, we just don't like each other. We don't,
Speaker 1: but only in the bedroom. So I would say that's
Speaker 1: the most that I've done to where literally want to
Speaker 1: play our live game with you where we do with
Speaker 1: the shows. Because you just said tell with his old teammates,
Speaker 1: I'm like, how long would you last. I mean, well
Speaker 1: he we lost a ten years game. Oh I'd be
Speaker 1: standing up last, of course, but but um, I would say,
Speaker 1: that's the most extent that I've dealt with Devil Dick
Speaker 1: to where literally, um yeah, I was dealing with someone
Speaker 1: who I hated. I think the other person um that
Speaker 1: had Devil Dick. And I'll sit here and say, this
Speaker 1: is the extreme that I went to. He had fun
Speaker 1: multiple of my friends, and the Dick was just sokud.
Speaker 1: I was just like, I don't even care you fun,
Speaker 1: you gonna suck my mom. Like, it's okay, I know
Speaker 1: that you poked over a thousand people. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: see here saying oh for real, Hell yeah, you know
Speaker 1: so many of my friends and bitches I know, and
Speaker 1: my enemies. And I was like, okay, you fuck them,
Speaker 1: but it's okay, it's okay. We're just gonna get through this, right.
Speaker 1: Look at my friend. That's why I don't care. I
Speaker 1: just I say his name on a goddam podcast anyway.
Speaker 1: And um so, what the last question I have for
Speaker 1: you is what do you think is the dumbest thing
Speaker 1: you've done? Wait, you didn't answer, bitch, what's the most
Speaker 1: n't no, Yeah, so go ahead what you didn't Okay.
Speaker 1: So there's a few dumb things. Oh, I mean, pay
Speaker 1: for Dick got to be the most. Haven't paid for
Speaker 1: Dick yet, but I have spent money towards things for Dick,
Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying. Not like I've never
Speaker 1: actually done a transactional thing, but I sucked some like
Speaker 1: you know, I sucked some brokeyes. And I'll be like, yo,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you, like sugar mama, weisey, y'all.
Speaker 1: I sound like I'm trying to do it. But I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you why because my sugar Daddy once said
Speaker 1: to me, and I'm not on his level by any
Speaker 1: means that Nigga made million a year, but he told me, like, listen,
Speaker 1: this has nothing to do with sex. Like I want
Speaker 1: you to win. I'm in a place in my life
Speaker 1: where what you need is nothing to me. And if
Speaker 1: I can do it for you because I care about you,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it for you. So you said it's
Speaker 1: two brokeys, like if you like Nigga, what like, I
Speaker 1: need you to just be considered. Look here I go.
Speaker 1: The dick is still good. And I was like well,
Speaker 1: let me know when my itinerary is booked. I'm still
Speaker 1: not gonna fly myself fliding out or like done anything
Speaker 1: like fluid out anybody. But I have definitely like dated
Speaker 1: some guys that have their own business and then put
Speaker 1: some money into that, and I'd be like, and I know, nigga,
Speaker 1: I better begin all the face times where you call
Speaker 1: me at work and tell me I look cute. I
Speaker 1: don't know why, but I need that ship. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: need you to stroke my ego. I need you to
Speaker 1: feed me and fuck me. I don't really need the money,
Speaker 1: but like, oh, like whatever you need, I'll buy your
Speaker 1: art and ship. That's cute, I mean. And honestly, I'm
Speaker 1: starting to get a little turned on like a sugar mama.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not a sugar Obama, Yes you are. You
Speaker 1: know you buying. We've already talked about this. You're a sugar.
Speaker 1: We are splitting ore, you know what. Okay, Okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you said it, not me. She makes
Speaker 1: good money, bro, it's not listen, okay that she didn't
Speaker 1: count all right, let me basically what I'm saying with
Speaker 1: the sugaring thing, it's not necessarily like I want to
Speaker 1: just like do this for people trust me, Like I'd
Speaker 1: love to be taken care of. But there are parts
Speaker 1: of me that kind of like having the upper hand,
Speaker 1: and I know that a lot of ways that I
Speaker 1: can do it is with money. So I kind of
Speaker 1: just like weeping my dick out on the table and
Speaker 1: paying for ship because I kind of just pay you
Speaker 1: to almost go away and do what the funk I want.
Speaker 1: That's what I feel like money for a woman means.
Speaker 1: With men, money can be used as courting. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I want to get your gifts. I
Speaker 1: want to do these things so that you will one
Speaker 1: day funck me so that you want to funk with
Speaker 1: me when I spend money on you, because I want
Speaker 1: you to do what the funk I want. That's really
Speaker 1: what happens when I start to spend money on men,
Speaker 1: I believe and then get it. I can dig it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can dig it. It's not like I'm like trying
Speaker 1: to come out. Is this girl who can't get dick
Speaker 1: or like do whatever. It's just like, no, I just
Speaker 1: need you to act right, okay, I can dig it
Speaker 1: right for you. This is we're clearly on the opposite
Speaker 1: end of this. But no, I hear you. It makes sense.
Speaker 1: I could see where don't coming. I would still have
Speaker 1: men to shirk on me. But also I could do
Speaker 1: this too. So all right, let's get into our homemail.
Speaker 1: How long have we been recorded? By the way, tive minutes?
Speaker 1: All right, this is great. So I really like this one. Um,
Speaker 1: fifty Shades of e D is the title, and we
Speaker 1: both picked up when so I'm excited. I like it. Um,
Speaker 1: So this is our homemail before I read it. Just
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Speaker 1: So you can always feel comfortable. You are in a
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Speaker 1: we ask our cameraman never to record the person. So
Speaker 1: you can know we're always about the animamity of course,
Speaker 1: so this one is called fifty Shades of e D. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: just want to say that I'm obsessed with your show
Speaker 1: and I am binge listening until I hear everything. So
Speaker 1: I recently broke up with my five year on and
Speaker 1: off boyfriend. Since our breakup, I have been getting more
Speaker 1: in tune with myself and my sexuality. I have always
Speaker 1: been very open, but I've been a serial monogamous unintentionally
Speaker 1: for most of my life. I'm just trying to focus
Speaker 1: on myself, my artwork, my podcast, my happiness because I
Speaker 1: am twenty six and a mother of two, so my
Speaker 1: happiness has to come second. I do want to say
Speaker 1: before I go, your happiness always comes first, whether you
Speaker 1: have kids, whether you have a large family, your happiness
Speaker 1: always needs to come first. And you're happier, your happiness
Speaker 1: will flow into your children, honey. So definitely you need
Speaker 1: to focus on your happiness first. Just like when you're
Speaker 1: in an airplane, you put the face mask on you first,
Speaker 1: then have the people next to you. That's what you
Speaker 1: need to think about, sith Um. I don't want anything
Speaker 1: too serious and vowed to remain single all year and honestly,
Speaker 1: unless it's some sort of polyamory. I will probably remain
Speaker 1: single after I recently made a Seeking profile because I
Speaker 1: genuinely want a sugar daddy to invest in my up
Speaker 1: and coming businesses. Today I found this guy who wants
Speaker 1: me to dominate him. I've considered it before, but I
Speaker 1: never actually did it, and now I really want to,
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure what to do to get things started.
Speaker 1: I am a very dominant woman. However, I love to
Speaker 1: submit in the bedroom. But let's be honest, for the
Speaker 1: right amount of for the right amount, this pussy will pop.
Speaker 1: That is where do I begin. I've attached to his
Speaker 1: biosa you can get a film for what I'm dealing with.
Speaker 1: Thank you love Strawberry Lemonade. So I did um So
Speaker 1: she actually took a screenshot of what his profile says
Speaker 1: on Seeking and I want to, of course ask your
Speaker 1: opinion on this after not only from what he's asking,
Speaker 1: but maybe how she can um come for come to
Speaker 1: fruition with this. So the sorry his profile reads, this
Speaker 1: is the sugar daddy that she met on Seeking. For
Speaker 1: those of you to stay caught up, So it says
Speaker 1: I like discreet feminom play, particularly roll reversal with you
Speaker 1: on the other end, yes, that means what you think
Speaker 1: it does. Your age, race, et cetera doesn't matter except
Speaker 1: you must be eight teen plus. Well that's nice. You know.
Speaker 1: I am very discreet and expect you to be as well.
Speaker 1: I have e D, which is a right tile dysfunction,
Speaker 1: so I'm basically harmless, but I'm exploring other things. The
Speaker 1: release works just fine, so he's basically saying he can
Speaker 1: still come. He just doesn't get hard. In fact, for
Speaker 1: the right woman, I may make a mess, and the
Speaker 1: right woman may think about whether she needs to make
Speaker 1: me clean it up. I have a paddle, humbler, your
Speaker 1: equipment and cuffs. Perhaps you'll want to put them in
Speaker 1: advice and see how far we can go. If you
Speaker 1: love doing it and want to do it again, or
Speaker 1: just always wanted to find out, contact me and maybe
Speaker 1: we can make it work. I am also open to
Speaker 1: your ideas. Anything you ever wanted to do let me know. Please,
Speaker 1: please feel free to ask any questions. So I was
Speaker 1: just thinking when you're reading it, so like I wish
Speaker 1: I ran into this, nigga, I was, huh, what your
Speaker 1: equipment like? Your paddles? You're well, no, I have your
Speaker 1: equipment so I would assume that's a strap on. That's
Speaker 1: a strap on, and I have your equipment as well.
Speaker 1: I honestly feel like I could have sex with someone
Speaker 1: for money easier than I could to dominate them for money.
Speaker 1: So that's that seems like a lot of work to me.
Speaker 1: I also wanted it is I want to take this second.
Speaker 1: I just came to my mind and I want to
Speaker 1: forget it. Donna Tella DN do you've heard of this?
Speaker 1: This is on New York. I think it's on thirty
Speaker 1: seventh and fifth. It's been there for years. It's the
Speaker 1: oldest running like B I D. S. M. Dungeon or
Speaker 1: some ship. She sees an ad on Craigslist and it's
Speaker 1: asking for a phone receptionist. She's like, when I got there,
Speaker 1: their position was filmed, but they looked for someone to
Speaker 1: be a dump. I said, they got you. That is
Speaker 1: what it was. So basically she works at this place.
Speaker 1: She gets walk in disappointments or either either when you want,
Speaker 1: and it's all domination, no sex in the place. They
Speaker 1: have pig masks, floggers, shipped to peg, all kinds of stuff,
Speaker 1: and she said she's seen like three people since she
Speaker 1: started the first one just wanted his head to get
Speaker 1: shaved while he jerked off. Not all of them jerk off.
Speaker 1: The other guy just wanted to be like kicked or
Speaker 1: whatever and spit on and stuff like that. A lot
Speaker 1: of people ask for pegging, but yeah, there are places
Speaker 1: that you can go for this. And I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: you gotta get me some of these bitches in there.
Speaker 1: She's like, I got you, sis. So yeah, so weird
Speaker 1: because I've had this question from a lot of my friends.
Speaker 1: So I'm into being dominant, and like I said, even
Speaker 1: at the live show, a lot of the guys that
Speaker 1: enter submission with me literally want to be referred to
Speaker 1: as my bitch. They want to be my sex slave.
Speaker 1: They want to be my submissive. And a lot of
Speaker 1: my friends would be like, mats you doing this for free.
Speaker 1: So on the flip side, like you said, I don't
Speaker 1: think I could literally do this with someone I'm not
Speaker 1: attracted to, someone who I don't have the sexual chemistry with.
Speaker 1: That's hard. It turns you on to be dominant. So
Speaker 1: she said there was one guy. She's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I was there at work and this girl basically had
Speaker 1: someone who had a humiliate Asian fetish. She said it
Speaker 1: was like fourteen of us that he just wanted to
Speaker 1: like talk ship and say you had a little back
Speaker 1: and laugh at him and then like she um, I
Speaker 1: guess he didn't want to lick the shoe of certain girls.
Speaker 1: And the girl that he had was white and she
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, she was like she noticed it
Speaker 1: was a black man, but she was like like all
Speaker 1: of their shoes and she was like, white girl was
Speaker 1: like sticking up for us, and it's trying to be
Speaker 1: like not get them hold and dog. She's like everybody's
Speaker 1: about the humiliationship. She said, someone's wife came in there,
Speaker 1: like I know he's in here, so my my known
Speaker 1: place in New York. My advice for her would be
Speaker 1: to make yourself comfortable. And I gave this advice as
Speaker 1: well at the live show because someone asked this. I
Speaker 1: would say, maybe tune into porn in which there are
Speaker 1: women dominating men. So this is something that I had
Speaker 1: to do. I've found a fin and he wanted to
Speaker 1: be humiliated, and I literally was like, I've never had
Speaker 1: to really humiliate a guy before. And what I did
Speaker 1: is I looked up all these finn Dom accounts on
Speaker 1: Twitter and saw how they were talking to men and
Speaker 1: took notes that way, So you could definitely take notes
Speaker 1: from porn. Also, this is something else that I suggested
Speaker 1: if you're not able to and if you're able to
Speaker 1: watch it. I've been enjoying a lot of trans porn,
Speaker 1: and trans women are very dominant and confident um with
Speaker 1: turning men into their submissives, So that may also be
Speaker 1: a category of porn that you can watch to kind
Speaker 1: of see what you can do to be dominant in
Speaker 1: the bedroom. I think that a big deal with this
Speaker 1: whole thing is like listen, yes, you're doing something for money,
Speaker 1: but I've always felt like if you don't feel comfortable,
Speaker 1: then don't do it. Like I just said, I would
Speaker 1: rather fox than do that. I know it's crazy because
Speaker 1: it seems like sex is so much more, but I
Speaker 1: feel like it would be a lot harder for me
Speaker 1: to do and a lot more difficult and a lot
Speaker 1: more to mentally prepare for it. Whereas I feel like
Speaker 1: I can enjoy sex not with anybody, but like I
Speaker 1: feel like I can legit become attracted to someone. I
Speaker 1: never believe that until much like your daddy, like he
Speaker 1: did all of these things for me before we had sex,
Speaker 1: and I knew he cared about me, and we spent
Speaker 1: so much time together that I was like, you, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm so shallow. Even my sugar daddies all look good,
Speaker 1: I mean, lucky for you. But I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, and I get like, and they all black,
Speaker 1: and they all under forty you know what. I don't
Speaker 1: know how I got so Look, I honestly can't complain.
Speaker 1: I used to take my little you see a picture
Speaker 1: him right well, yeah, the one yeah that you had,
Speaker 1: your little white man. I would take me like I'd
Speaker 1: be taking him to all the places I ever told
Speaker 1: you about. Want to come to the Nike store. M
Speaker 1: so he bought me ever the I mean, he just
Speaker 1: never told me no. But I also didn't really need
Speaker 1: to ask. I'd be like, what do you want to
Speaker 1: do today? Do you want to like do something like
Speaker 1: maybe like you know, like a mall. And he'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: because you want to shop, you want to buy a bag?
Speaker 1: You wanna do that? Yeah? I do. So we go
Speaker 1: to the Nike store in Soho or fifth Half, I
Speaker 1: can't remember, and you know, all the niggas working the
Speaker 1: more fucking Nike store. Girl, I'm coming in with my
Speaker 1: little white man five eight kind of chevy. I was like, um,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna basically need about thirty minutes. I can
Speaker 1: buy all my stuff and then we can go eat.
Speaker 1: He's like okay. I was like, but come tell me
Speaker 1: people like it. So I'm taking him to the store
Speaker 1: and all these niggas is looking at me because I
Speaker 1: was looking matt Q. I used, you know, sugar, daddies
Speaker 1: love when you dress up. That's a big deal. They
Speaker 1: love showing you off. I used to wear girl, I'll
Speaker 1: be going without my hair down. I'll be lying to
Speaker 1: take this wig off my sugar. Guys don't care. I've
Speaker 1: never really had that. I felt like, if somebody is
Speaker 1: paying for me, that they really enjoy showing you off
Speaker 1: and taking you out to nice places, and like, well
Speaker 1: are you going to like we went out. He would
Speaker 1: take me like the cigar parts and ship and I
Speaker 1: would go with a butt. I don't care you're gonna
Speaker 1: get me. I will at least say this. I make
Speaker 1: sure that I'm looking the fucking part. If you're paying
Speaker 1: for it, fine, So we go in the store and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, you with your daddy, And I
Speaker 1: was like, no, I want my daddy and he's gonna
Speaker 1: buy me whatever the funk I won't. So these niggs
Speaker 1: looking at me like what you're doing later? Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: He goes up to one of them and they was
Speaker 1: like he was like listen, UM, I know what you're
Speaker 1: trying to do there, bro, but no, I doubt that
Speaker 1: you have enough money to fulfill those needs. I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: and I realized that these ugly asked sugar daddies legit
Speaker 1: get off knowing that they can pay for you, Like
Speaker 1: you're fucking with better looking dudes, right. So it probably
Speaker 1: looks like y'all might have just met any regular a place,
Speaker 1: but the ones that are on a seeking arrangement or
Speaker 1: like this, I doubt it. They just want to feel
Speaker 1: like the man. So a boy you being this super extravagant,
Speaker 1: super high or whatever bit they know they can't have
Speaker 1: and they gotta pay for they'be knowing and they like
Speaker 1: when other people know too. I'm just I'm just really
Speaker 1: bad with I think I'm just really shallow. I had
Speaker 1: a diplomat from one of the African countries, and um,
Speaker 1: I just couldn't get past even being I was just like,
Speaker 1: you just want me to write I don't care how
Speaker 1: much money he was giving me. No, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: don't do that. I don't do that. What do you
Speaker 1: want do anything? I'm not getting on your dick' I
Speaker 1: don't agree. If you don't want to do anything, don't
Speaker 1: do it. And so I was just like even when
Speaker 1: when I was just like I was bringing all my friends,
Speaker 1: I just made it a night where we all like
Speaker 1: went out and I gotta nega pay for everything. But
Speaker 1: the thing I don't have to be sex like to
Speaker 1: be real, like I didn't have sex with or he
Speaker 1: wanted to say, bro, I didn't have sex ever a minute.
Speaker 1: You want to sex, but some of them do, some
Speaker 1: of them don't. And I also think with sex work,
Speaker 1: like you don't just have to do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Like the chick that I was talking to their works
Speaker 1: at Donna tellident she was like brass know all the time.
Speaker 1: She was obviously know to match it. She says, some
Speaker 1: dude wanted me to get naked. I was like, now,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I think it's very important to know, like
Speaker 1: just because you're getting paid for anyone even thinking if
Speaker 1: you get a sex worker, you can now ask her
Speaker 1: to do anything. They still, regardless of how much money
Speaker 1: you're giving them, still have the right to say no,
Speaker 1: and you need to accept no because there's still a
Speaker 1: strong level of consenting to whatever it is despite how
Speaker 1: much money you get. This girl with this guy. If
Speaker 1: I were you, if you were down to do it,
Speaker 1: I would just tell him, ask him his wants or
Speaker 1: how a perfect scenario would go for him, or maybe
Speaker 1: ask for videos that he's into, etcetera. UM, also, figure
Speaker 1: out what you are not comfortable doing, let him know,
Speaker 1: and then you guys will work it out from there.
Speaker 1: But coming up with a safe word to make sure
Speaker 1: that your sub is safe, you know, especially if he's
Speaker 1: asking for some ship like hitting or things like that,
Speaker 1: making sure he's comfortable and letting him know that he's
Speaker 1: in a safe space. If you can find that episode
Speaker 1: we did with Lisa's with Sin, find that episode because
Speaker 1: she talked about how to take care of her subs
Speaker 1: and I really liked um how she kind of explained that.
Speaker 1: And God is sunk too or Mrs Unknown shout out.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed this episode. We are,
Speaker 1: I'm tired. I know we're really here on a Sunday brother.
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted. I'm trying to think what I want to
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Speaker 1: with some conference calls regarding merch and we're coming closer
Speaker 1: and closer to the decision that we just really love
Speaker 1: merch being for patrons. Like, we know y'all want ship,
Speaker 1: but I just find it so dope that we have
Speaker 1: this community of people that get to earn it and
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Speaker 1: We have another person of color in the room who
Speaker 1: would have known little PC as wheezy huh. You can say,
Speaker 1: I'm Indian Benson out here that was sucked up. Care
Speaker 1: it wasn't a good accident, but who cares? What's a
Speaker 1: good one? A good Indian accent. Give it to an
Speaker 1: honestly real talk my girl. She's gonna get all shy,
Speaker 1: but hers is actually like fantastic, and it embarrasses me
Speaker 1: because I don't have that good one and she's not
Speaker 1: a comic, so I don't do it. Is that bad?
Speaker 1: It's cool to y'all, here we go, but it's comedian
Speaker 1: who is going to do the better one, the blackout
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Speaker 1: it might turn out to feel like too much of
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Speaker 1: do this for me, and I'm like, all right, I
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Speaker 1: I'm not the fucking drum monkey. People have been telling
Speaker 1: me to do the ninety day fiance accent because I
Speaker 1: did it like on the show. And this is Southern accent.
Speaker 1: This woman dating this very good accent the South. So
Speaker 1: we were out. Michael is perfect, Michael bro I could
Speaker 1: not fucking get it. We were out. I was sucked
Speaker 1: up as girls like please do it. I swear to god,
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Speaker 1: So I want to get some advice from you guys.
Speaker 1: Here is two letters from our listeners. He don't want
Speaker 1: to be a freak numb That is the subject, Manny
Speaker 1: and Wheezy. I've been dating this guy for six months now,
Speaker 1: and I'm starting to get confused by my place with him,
Speaker 1: and I'm getting bored. I'm not gonna lie. I kind
Speaker 1: of wanted to be more than fucking, but being that
Speaker 1: he's going through divorce, I knew I was fooling myself
Speaker 1: with this ship. Plus, it seemed like I had to
Speaker 1: beg for his attention at times because supposedly he doesn't
Speaker 1: have his phone on him all the time, and he
Speaker 1: really doesn't use his phone, which I find hard to
Speaker 1: believe it. Anyway, I've learned to adjust. When I decided
Speaker 1: to hit him up, he asked things like where you've
Speaker 1: been and why now, which is confusing. When I met him,
Speaker 1: he talked about how confusing. Get the go ahead. Sorry,
Speaker 1: they're asking for help. I'm telling yeah, tough love, let's
Speaker 1: go okay. He asked this thing like where you've been?
Speaker 1: Why now? It's confusing, And when I met with him,
Speaker 1: he used to talk about how he used to be
Speaker 1: a bull, which is a cup hold stripper, hosted sex parties,
Speaker 1: orgies and a lot of other crazy ship but I'm
Speaker 1: not getting that side of him. He likes to make love,
Speaker 1: which is cool, but if he was my nigga, but
Speaker 1: we just fucking like and I'm like, damn, this is
Speaker 1: word for word. Nigga fucked me like he was sucking
Speaker 1: them bitches back then. And when I say something to
Speaker 1: him about it, he says, that was my past. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, so, why are you be telling me about it?
Speaker 1: And I need to know what do I do? How
Speaker 1: do I address it? Sincerely a bit just trying to
Speaker 1: get fucked by the two different emails? Is it not?
Speaker 1: The first email is why don't this dude like me?
Speaker 1: And the second email is why can't I do with
Speaker 1: a strap on dude? There's two different emails in one.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? It's not a strap on? Whatever? Brody?
Speaker 1: Who cares? He's wait cuckold? Is he's the one watching
Speaker 1: or he's the he's the one being spectator now that
Speaker 1: she said the bowl, maybe he's one of being spectated.
Speaker 1: But my main thing, and if he's supposed to be
Speaker 1: any black dude, I assume is the one fuck me too. Right.
Speaker 1: If I'm at a black actual cock, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: you motherfucking sell you were an embarrassment. We type in
Speaker 1: that's what okay? She was getting stuff into. Yeah you
Speaker 1: can't because like he what is he was getting divorced
Speaker 1: when when she was shot something? So what do you
Speaker 1: think about that? My phone is not everybody got I
Speaker 1: guarantee you. She looked at his Twitter seeing tweets while
Speaker 1: he's ignoring her. Ave, It's like, oh, he must be
Speaker 1: sending that from his computer, some real ship. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be ignored so much. And when dudes ignore me,
Speaker 1: I just assume they're dead. I'm like, fuck yo, the
Speaker 1: six train is delayed because he jumped in front of it.
Speaker 1: That's what can happened. I literally be telling and I
Speaker 1: always do the same thing. When I finally get hit up,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, are you Oh my god, you're okay,
Speaker 1: even though I like totally keep that internal, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're okay. You gotta play it cool. Yeah, like I
Speaker 1: keep hiding it. She gotta fun other dudes. That's what
Speaker 1: she gotta do. She gotta fun out the dudes. And
Speaker 1: then keep him on the side. Am I wrong? She
Speaker 1: doesn't need to move on. But I feel like, because
Speaker 1: what she's trying to give him, I don't think she
Speaker 1: she she's not going to get it from him. If
Speaker 1: he's saying that's my past, he probably doesn't even like hellect.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Maybe he only wants to cook
Speaker 1: out with people he likes. Maybe he just only wants
Speaker 1: to make love to him, And which is what's weird
Speaker 1: to me, is I would never think I want to
Speaker 1: make love to a girl that's on the side. That's
Speaker 1: what I was thinking. But we're saying she's on the
Speaker 1: sidew She this bitch outside, bitch call his bitch mashed potatoes,
Speaker 1: his bitch ain't nowhere in the main course this French fries. Wait,
Speaker 1: let me see what color grade talking about. Okay, look, girl,
Speaker 1: I'll be read with you. I feel like sometimes you'll
Speaker 1: write us ain't even aside, And there's no answer for
Speaker 1: what the real like. There's no way to explain someone
Speaker 1: ignoring you except it's very basic. They're just not that
Speaker 1: into you. He's stating other people is probably seeing other people.
Speaker 1: If you were with a dude and you told him
Speaker 1: I don't have my phone on me Like that is
Speaker 1: that real? Hell? No, exactly, just flip it. This is
Speaker 1: a very equal thing. If a girl did that to me,
Speaker 1: I would be like, yo, she's curving me. I was
Speaker 1: still holler constantly because that's hilarious to get rejected over
Speaker 1: and over and maybe it works, but if you don't
Speaker 1: want