WEBVTT - Ep103: Devil Dick From Satan Himself 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:06.760 Today is February, and this is a live count on 0:00:06.800 --> 0:00:10.559 what we have left. March tenth, New York, our second show. 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:15.720 There are forty two tickets left Chicago five to seven. 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:20.320 March thirty, there are five tickets left Chicago nine to eleven. 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:25.000 On March there are two tickets left Houston. I don't know, 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:29.560 maybe like fifty or something. I can't count. That's a Miami. 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:34.519 There's about eighty tickets left. April and Toronto we have 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:40.600 left twenty tickets one left. Yeah, yeah, now listen. I'm 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:43.199 really fucking excited to see y'all. We're in Atlanta right 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:45.320 now recording this show. We just turned the funk up 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:47.240 with them niggas. We need to, We need to show 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:50.239 them out. So enjoy this show, buy some tickets, Love you, 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:54.760 looking forward to seeing you guys. Welcome to get another 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:57.920 episode of Portable Decisions. We are actually here recording like 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:00.480 on a weekly time set. So does is weird? We've 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:03.120 never recorded on the ste never really recorded not only 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:04.960 on a Sunday, but like the day before we dropped. 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.320 So we're giving you guys, like live updates on what's 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:10.600 going on with us. Um. We just had our Atlanta 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:15.479 show last night, which is that if you ever got 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:17.440 it off. Hey, this is Wheezy. I want to tell 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.039 you guys again. I'm Wheezy and it's your girl Mandy. 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:23.240 You hear me. This is my phone sex voice hotel. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:25.679 The guy at the hotel said that to me. I 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:27.360 walked up to get my key and he's like, yo, 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.400 what do you do. I was like, oh, I work 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:30.679 in tech. He's like, no, what do you do? So 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:32.640 I thought maybe he knew the podcast on podcast He's like, 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:34.920 sound like you do phone six operation. He was just 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.360 trying to say you look like a ho. I was honest, 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:40.640 but you know, I want I want you guys to 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:42.440 tell me if you feel like I could get sixty 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.080 cents for a minute, let me know. Is it is 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:48.200 it that that's the price? I don't know. I don't know. 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:51.160 I figured if webcam is like a dollar twenty a minute. 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:53.400 You know what I'm saying, and that's visuals. Let me 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:56.080 do half without showing my pussy. That works. That works, 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:58.240 and you could be like anybody you want, you know, 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.440 and then like also like I could be doing something. 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:01.920 I could be like tweeting or like you know what 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:04.640 I'm saying, getting my nails and I be like, yeah, 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:06.560 you couldn't be getting your nails on because the holes 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:09.280 be lout of sucking background. Maybe I'm not no, no no, no, no, 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:14.880 I'm sorry that's what they said because I don't know color. 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:22.560 But you want you want that's suck up. I'm sorry. 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:24.880 You know, Asians are pocs. We gotta stick together. I 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:27.280 can only talk. I know you like calling them PCs. 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:31.560 They are. I guess, I guess when you were in Asia, 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:34.359 not see some dark Yeah, well when I went to 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:38.560 like Southeast, it's so like what I want to like Malaysia, Thailand, 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:43.000 Cambodia and of course the Philippines they were dark to me. Yeah, 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:46.079 but nah, Bra, they won't. You know why because the 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:49.480 Asians that we see on TV look like we think 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:53.639 they're supposed to look like white. No, they see rich Asians, 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:55.560 no dark age. But that's a thing apart which I 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:57.560 was gonna look at Singapore and they're like like they 0:02:57.639 --> 0:02:59.560 fucking that's what they try to show us on TV. 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:02.239 Those are Koreans, the Chinese, aren't that n't tell you. 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:04.160 They show us the same that they're not the only Asians, 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:05.880 though they show us that same thing with Cubans. I 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:09.080 went to Cuba, had no idea that seventy Cubans were black. 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:11.480 You know why because all I see is this Miami 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:13.440 cool car looking thing on TV. They don't want to 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:17.919 show on niggas, right, so poc all right they still 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:21.119 but yeah, got you anyway, yellows the color, but wow 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:23.440 hit the problematic like on some Jesus and mereship. Yeah, 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:25.840 let's not do that. But I do want to sit 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:29.520 here and say thank you to everyone except one pussy 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:32.760 ass hole who came out to the Atlanta show last night. 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:35.560 We had a great time. Y'all were a lot of fun. 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.520 A lot of y'all were drunk, as I want to 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:42.640 also say, like, if you're coming to our shows, the 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.080 ones that I just announced, maybe in the beginning of 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.600 the show, like if you heard that, drinkwater, drinkwater water 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:51.040 in between. The only drunk person that I wasn't that 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.560 mad at was the dude whose birthday was his birthday 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:56.920 he had in the show. No he was sleeping in 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:58.880 the back he was so knocked out or he wasn't 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:01.560 sleeping and no, not not not doing the show. He 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:02.960 went all the way in the back corner. There was 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:05.920 an empty seat. We were cleaning. We said, honey, we're 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:09.520 clearing up. It's time to go. You and your tiarra, 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:11.440 we're not gonna go. This is how I knew he 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:13.440 was sucked up. He was. We started the show, We're like, oh, 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:15.080 thank you for coming to the show. Everybody blah blah 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:18.839 blah blah blah. And he's like, come back Atlanta. That's 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.400 literally what he said. But we just got here. We 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:23.799 got on this. I said, can we can we leave? First? 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:27.960 It was a great show. I do want to sit here. Look, 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:29.120 I do want to sit here and say I know 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:31.800 you'll be coming at me for this um. But there 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:34.080 was one incident and this has not yet happened at 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:36.120 the show. So she made me feel like we need 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:38.560 to sit here. I'll sit here and bring it up 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:40.359 because a lot of you guys have been tweeting about 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:42.480 it and so everyone's like, oh, bitch, I can't wait 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:45.400 for you to talk about this on the podcast. So basically, 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:48.640 during the shout out to our host room Trammel, he 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:51.920 was shout but at the so at the end of 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:53.799 our shows, if you guys have been to our shows, 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:55.960 or if you have not, we do allow a live 0:04:56.040 --> 0:05:00.360 homemale segment. And so this girl stood up, um and 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:03.880 I only remember her name because she said Wayne Ashley. Um. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:07.000 So her name was Ashley. And she stood up, and 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:12.800 she sounded like she was just her estheadic. She was like, Hi, Hi, men, 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:15.920 how easy. I'm Ashley. I'm still going to like really professional, 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:18.240 like really nice. I said, Oh girl, you went to 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.200 the a UC or spellman. Huht awesome. I know all 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:24.560 of our motherfucker's, all of our listeners are educated. So 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:27.960 this bitch when I sat here and asked if she 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:30.880 went to spellman or anywhere in the AUC, her response 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:34.839 to me, for whatever the fun reason was actually, well, 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:37.440 I grew up in a two parent household, so I 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:41.120 can form sentences correctly, and I have a larger vocabulary 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.839 because they communicated to me. It's pretty much what the funk? 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:46.440 She said. And when I tell you even so, shout 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:49.160 out to STEPH eleven eight baller alert revolt. All that 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:51.480 she was in the building. She said, ma'am, I've never 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:54.640 been in a room where I saw three people ready 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:58.720 to jump one bit like ever so funny because I 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:00.640 think we all looked at someone different in that moment. 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:02.520 So shout out to a J and Toy. They came out, 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.360 some friends of mine from l A. They're looking at 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:07.880 me when you started going off, and he was giving 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:11.840 me the hand like cut and I'm literally so you 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:15.520 were piped. You were getting so upset that made other 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:18.320 people get upset. Audience was no, no, no, no no 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:19.560 no no no no no no no no no no 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:24.360 no no no no no. In your defense, what I'm saying, yeah, 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:27.560 when you watch someone you came out to see somebody, 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:30.920 you love them. You listen to this podcast, you're already 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:33.640 mad at what someone said. Now you're watching that person 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.360 have that same energy that you had in your head, 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.400 and they're reflecting that ship, both of us on stage. 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:41.040 Because I was the first one who said, can you 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:43.040 clap if y'all grew up in a one parent household 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:44.680 and you're doing well, You got your own ship, you 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:47.159 have a degree, you're making money, you live in life. 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:51.719 Mad people clapped, Then bam, you go talk about your accomplishments, 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.400 what the funk you've been doing, how that bitch could 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:56.480 sit the funk down? And everybody like yo, they tied 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.440 to mind you. I grew up in the two parent 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:01.280 household and I personally fucking all defended. How are you 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:04.880 going to talk about everybody in our lives? First of all, 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:08.120 two parent household doesn't mean that wasn't your circumstance. Your 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:10.160 parents could have died, you could have grew up in 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:12.480 foster care. So we're gonna talk to it about people 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:15.480 that what are dark skinned, that came out handicapped, And 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:17.960 I just I don't think it wasn't It wasn't even 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.000 I was gonna let it, let it go, So it 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:23.120 wasn't that I was. I personally don't feel like I 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:28.720 was exuding frustration or anger at her. The response of 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:32.600 the audience was definitely more so than the response of me. 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:34.640 I feel like I laughed it off. And it wasn't 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:39.320 until she kept going um and insinuating that her vocabulary 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.200 was sub part of mine because the person parent household. 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:45.280 I went off on her um. First off, I had 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:46.800 to look at all of my friends who are in 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:48.720 the front road looking at me like, bitch, you want 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:50.520 me to get up? And I had to sit here 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:52.240 and tell all my friends like, don't worry about it, 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:56.160 it's not even worth it. But I I went off 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:59.840 more so because yes I went and I said, listen, bitch, 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.400 well We're not gonna do is come up here and 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:04.840 act like I'm any less than you. And I sat 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:07.080 here and said that I have been. I grew up 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:10.800 on section eight four, see food stamps, um free lunch, 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:13.240 all of that. You know. I got my Christmas gifts 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:16.400 from the Salvation Armies, some Christmass. I've spent time and 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:18.600 grew up in a shelter when with my mom. So like, 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:20.680 I've been through all of those things. So to sit 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:23.200 here insinuate that my vocabulary is any less because I 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:25.880 didn't grow up with both parents. I was very upset 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:28.800 a lot of our audience members, and because we do 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:33.160 cater to the minority community, and unfortunately we are already 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:36.360 put down in the communities because of how we grew, 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:38.719 because of how we grew up, through racism, through just 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:42.720 how whites like we're already oppressed. So to see here 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:44.199 and make it seem like you were better, yes, So 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:46.199 I sat here and went on to her, and I 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:48.319 just I did say. At the end, I said, bitch, 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:49.760 I'm sorry, I don't give a funk. What the funk 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:52.720 you about to ask? Next? I didn't even know. Jerome 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:55.560 already walked off. She we couldn't and then he sounds 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.839 like we are not I'm not gonna be about when 0:08:57.880 --> 0:09:00.280 she get jumped away. A lot of talks was ready 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.959 end really quick. What's funny is so we were already 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:04.439 kind of annoyed about this after to the point where 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:06.559 we even talked about it when we went backstage. We 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:08.400 go out, we're ready to be in a good She 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.640 bought a meet and greet, hold on, hold on, waite 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:14.800 bit y'all. So meet and greet, in my opinion, can 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:16.760 also be the best part of the show because that's 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.199 people that legit funk with you. So to me, I 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:21.280 was already in this bad mood and I was like, 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:23.800 all right, let's go enjoy, hug everybody, have a good 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:26.480 time now. I want to say this one thing, which 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:29.199 is why I didn't really realize it was her the 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:30.600 last time I can think about it. When we were 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:33.360 in d C. Everybody has their favorite in the show, right, 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:35.520 This happens to us. Wherever we go, they hug us 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:37.960 both and they'd be like, okay, but Mandy's my favorite. Okay, well, 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:39.520 Wheezy's my favorite. Let me get a kitch with my 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:41.000 girl crushed or this one and that one. Let me 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:42.800 take a picture your booty. Many it's always something that 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:46.880 came up and said just like that. I didn't know 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:49.439 it was her. Oh well, I do want to sit 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:53.360 here and say, Ashley or whatever, you funked up because bitch, 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:56.079 my friend was helping take pictures, so I know none 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.640 of yours came out good. Next, did you know that 0:09:58.679 --> 0:09:59.800 was her? Because I didn't know it was her, I 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:02.640 until as soon as she walked away, she came to 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:04.360 me and was like, oh, bitch, she ain't getting no 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:07.640 good pictures because bitch, um know that she who disrespected you. 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:10.559 So we couldn't see her in the audience, but everyone 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:13.000 else knew who she was. I wouldn't take with her, Yeah, 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:16.200 because when she said I thought she was a little rude. 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:18.920 When she goes, she was very rude. But I thought 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.400 maybe you're her favorite, you know, I said, okay, bitch, 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:23.319 I'll back the way. Yeah, but it was very I 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:26.120 will say for the for any of you guys who 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:28.960 were coming to the show, we have such a good 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:32.000 vibe and good audience and good crowd. We have a 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:35.360 safe space for everybody to come and be themselves. Naturally, 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:38.240 also for any straight men listening. When I tell y'all. 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:40.839 Y'all are not present enough at these shows with these 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:44.440 women who are looking we I want to sit here 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:47.079 and let y'all know we made a love connection. A 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.840 couple of a couple came. This was their second time 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.280 at a live show. They actually asked the question. Last time, 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:55.240 they wanted to introduce threesomes. They tried Thrender or one 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:57.800 of the apps Fielder, one of the apps that Weezy 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:00.520 suggested for threesomes, and they're like, so and it just 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:03.079 didn't work for them. So they're like, what can we 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:06.679 do if this isn't working for a person sitting next 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:09.800 to them was a fucking unicorn and she was like, 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:12.959 I mean she literally said, well, I'm a unicorn and 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:17.120 her friends she was like yeah. But and she got 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:20.000 on the mic and was like him a number. She said, 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:24.160 I enjoyed dealing with with with couples. And she said, 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:26.320 as a unicorn, I will say I'd like to communicate 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:28.480 with the woman first. She was sitting next to the 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:31.120 man in this relationship, so bitch, the man got up 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:33.680 and switched seats with his woman and let and during 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:35.880 the me and greed, they all came together. They all 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:38.920 came together for the single man. There was a single 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:40.760 dude that came. He said, his friends canceled on him. 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:43.600 Shout out to you. Um there was a dude dressed 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:45.360 in some cyberpunk ship. Shout out to you too. And 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:47.360 the guy dressed like Carlton he was so duct him too. 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:50.840 I only remember four single men, maybe four sing in DC. 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:54.319 I got something number. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie so 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:58.880 single single straight man. This is not only a woman's show. 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:03.800 When we have the live show, it's a lot of beautiful, educated, 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:07.400 heart working women who are open with their sexuality and 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:09.400 looking to me people who are like them. So if 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:12.480 you listen to the show, you probably can actually connect 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:14.880 with one of our lady listeners, and I think you'll 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:16.880 have a good time. So many single men that listened 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:20.320 to this show, so many tens of thousands, and they 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.760 don't come. I was actually walking down the street and um, 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:26.680 there was This is actually kind of crazy how it happened. 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:28.920 I'm walking down the street last week to the train 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:31.440 and this dude kind of dude. It's like, yo, wheezy. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.000 I thought I was gonna run in two block, said 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:34.079 he listened to the show. He gave me a hook 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.400 two days later, I walked down the street some other 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:39.920 condent andigas like brod we listen to so that we 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:42.560 have to start shouting out the content workers they'll cut 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:45.160 the office and I'm like, yo, and I'm thinking, like 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:47.560 all of these men. On a regular more men come 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:49.880 up to me that know me than women. So it's 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:52.040 just crazy that y'all don't come to these shows and 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:56.719 actually get some pussy. It's ready, maybe maybe ready to 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:59.720 make horrible crazy thing. We gotta wrap this up. Shout 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:02.800 out to chef Kirsty. She made us some food and 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:05.720 I drank her breast milk straight from her tip at 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:09.400 the Lave show. Yes so much. I don't know why 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:12.640 I did that. You dared me or something. No, you 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:15.200 said I I have a whole audience was like, dude, 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:18.640 it do it, but you you you guess yourself to 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:21.200 do it. I tell you to do that. Ship would 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:22.839 look nice though she didn't have nice. But this is 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:24.400 the only reason I did, because I know this sounds 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:27.439 like WPS and it is. However, the call Cassidy in 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:32.240 me definitely drank it straight from someone's titty. But the 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:35.280 couple was talking about we were talking about lactating fetish 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:37.920 or babies and diapers or whatever and how people are 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:40.640 into that. So he was like, oh, I've drank breast 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:42.960 smolk from her titty before. And then Mandy comes up 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:44.559 to him is asking him in the audience what it 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:46.760 tastes like, is it sweet? Blah blah blah. He said, 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:49.599 let me take that ship, and I was playing, and 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:52.079 then she was like yeah, okay, and then the dude, 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:54.320 dude it, I can't believe she's about to whip that city. 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:56.360 She did at least pulled her in the corner to 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:57.920 try to be respectful, you know what I'm saying, so 0:13:58.000 --> 0:13:59.920 she didn't end up on like the internet. And also, 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:02.480 but yeah I did. I'd drink it straight from the 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:05.560 nipple and it was super warm. I wasn't ready for that. Well, yeah, 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:11.679 our bodies is nine eight degrees. But you know, like 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:14.240 all the milk I drink is cold. That was the 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:19.160 first time. If it's not a coffee, bro, you know, 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:21.520 even when it come out the cows is warm. It's 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:24.280 in a warm body. I know. I just wasn't ready, Mandy. 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:26.280 I don't drink warm milk because I drink almond milk, 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:28.000 and that should be sold on the showf My mom 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:32.080 asked me when I was like anyway, it's like when 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:33.760 what happened, I was like, many cuts, somebody out and 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:36.000 that was the That was it. That was it. Alright, 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:40.000 So let's get into vanilla ship. Um, we all know 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:41.840 what's going on and then news lately we have Jesse, 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:44.480 we have that other guy with a prostitution ring. But 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:49.920 I think that most happy is r Kelly finally getting 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:52.480 his motherfucking ass arrested. So I'm going to cover this 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:56.480 article on CNN with discussing his bond. That is a 0:14:56.600 --> 0:15:00.400 million dollars. That's nothing for him, though, but he didn't 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:03.160 get out, you say, that night in jail. So he 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:06.560 says he had a million dollar blond Saturday charges for 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:10.360 the singer for sexually abusing women four females from two 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:12.560 thousand ten. Under the terms of his bond, he must 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:16.040 surrender his passport and may not have contact with anyone 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.040 under eighteen. That's a god damn saying. The singer, whose 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:21.280 full name is Robert Kelly, was arrested and indicted Friday 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:25.160 on ten counts with aggravated criminal sexual abuse involving four 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:28.160 alleged victims. A Cook County judge set the bond at 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:31.120 a quarter million for each case. Uh, he's one of 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.760 the most successful acts in history, but he still needs 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:35.760 to put forth a hundred thousand dollars because you gotta 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:40.560 do ten percent. Prosecutors also revealed additional graphic details in 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:44.800 the accusations. Among the revelations tapes was that he allegedly 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:46.520 spit on two of the victims, and one of the 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:49.600 alleged victims provided authorities with a shirt she wore during 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:52.800 an alleged encounter. Wow and what. Two of the victims 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:55.960 were sixteen years old, one was fourteen between fourteen and sixteen, 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:59.440 the fourth was twenty four. Um. They said that he 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:02.960 used force and the threat of force. The defense team 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:04.800 is very happy with the bond and they feel like 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:07.680 it's fair and reasonable given the allegations. Right now, he's 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:10.520 presumed innocent. We haven't had any reason to believe that 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:15.000 these allegations are credible. Apparently that's what his lawyers saying. Well, 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.600 that's the thing. When also Greenberg, his lawyer, said on 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:20.320 Friday that he thinks all the women are lying. Mr 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:21.880 Kelly is strong and he's got a lot of support 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:23.600 and he's going to be vindicated on all these charges 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:25.280 one by one, if it has to be. He turned 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:28.920 himself in just hours after the police issued the warrant. Um, 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.040 did you see when he they they were asking, what 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:33.440 do you have to say for the way, Well, one 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.480 of the victims actually there, So there's a tape, UM there. 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:38.800 So there's a new tape out. It's vivid that it's 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:42.560 his face, um, and the theater. Yeah, so there's a 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:44.960 new tape and everyone is even talking like, dear God, 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:47.800 we hope this tape doesn't get leaked because that's just 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:50.880 something we shouldn't have to see. But the thing is, Um, 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:54.880 apparently he was either ejaculating onto her or doing things 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:59.040 to her. And at the time, the girl who was 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:03.200 saying it was like these fourteen year old parts. That 0:17:03.400 --> 0:17:05.600 was that was said in the video. So if you 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:07.520 look it up, UM, I'll post it for Patreon the 0:17:07.600 --> 0:17:11.119 article where I read it. But she actually insinuated or 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.880 not insinuated, but basically was turning him on by saying, 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:17.080 you like these eight these fourteen year old body parts. 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:19.840 And so that's why it's clear how old she is 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:22.240 in the video. So this was a part of the 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:25.960 play that they were doing. And this is what Yeah, 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:30.199 he is. He's making the taste videos and don't want 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:32.639 I live and I'm high. If I want to, like 0:17:32.760 --> 0:17:36.639 smoke or something like that, lean the camera over. I 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:39.560 don't ever do it. I don't even smoke. And it's 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:43.160 legal in some parts of this country and you are 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:46.639 a fourteen year old. Yeah, but he's been doing this 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:50.120 clearly for over twenty years, and he went to court 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:53.159 and got a rein and was found not guilty. All 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:55.480 the charges were dropped twenty years ago. We saw this 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:57.640 in the documentary. So I do want to shout out 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:00.560 to the Me Too movement, to me, little Amie and 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:03.320 everyone who was involved with the Surviving Kelly talking about 0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:05.000 what about the white men that do ship Harvey? One 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:07.160 scene has literally but he cannot walk down the street 0:18:07.200 --> 0:18:09.960 without getting come on. I just again, I want to 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:13.639 give a shout out to those involved with the documentary 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:16.119 Surviving R. Kelly, because I feel like it was that 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:19.760 documentary that kind of lit the fire under um that 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:22.639 ass and that's why he is now faced with these 0:18:22.680 --> 0:18:26.320 criminal charges. So shout out to you guys. So not 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:28.560 really even el ship, but something kind of current. I 0:18:28.720 --> 0:18:31.720 have to play you this song. So Medina comes by 0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:33.359 my hotel or whatever. She gets me this girl to 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:36.520 do my hair, and the girls like, yo, have y'all 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:38.400 ever heard this song? And I normally hate when people 0:18:38.400 --> 0:18:40.680 play me because I was like, I don't care. She's like, 0:18:40.760 --> 0:18:42.480 tell me how you feel after you listen to the 0:18:42.560 --> 0:18:45.400 lyrics this ship. It's only forty seconds in, and you're 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:49.119 gonna be like, what song is called side Bitches by 0:18:49.200 --> 0:19:02.440 money bag yok? I was listening to I mean the 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:11.879 beauty Cricket to before the problems, like when I get 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:25.080 my side, that's right, women can see that our five 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:32.360 bitch is winning. That's why five is winning. Okay, Oh God, 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:34.960 for goddamn nervous. I'm gonna tell you why, bitch, we 0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:36.960