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Speaker 1: So this is Michael Rapp Report. You are now listening

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Speaker 1: to the I Am Rapp Reports Stereo podcast. Horse Face

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Speaker 1: Laura Ingram talking out the side of her mouth. She somehow,

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Speaker 1: some way found something funny about the passing and the

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Speaker 1: memorial of Nipsey Hustle. I have a whole bunch of

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Speaker 1: things to say to her. Tiger Woods, We know what

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Speaker 1: you've been doing, Tiger. You obviously have been fucking Congratulations

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Speaker 1: on your victory at the most recent Masters. Tiger is

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Speaker 1: back and we all know why. Plus the NBA playoffs

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Speaker 1: have started, and I have some fabulous sick Fox of

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Speaker 1: the week. All that and more on a big body, hardcore,

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Speaker 1: hard body I Am Rapp Reports Tereo podcast. Miles Jordan,

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Speaker 1: let me get something real nice, some real proper, and

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Speaker 1: most importantly, yes, yes, something real funcky. All right, this

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Speaker 1: is the I Am Wrappaport stereo podcast. My name is

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Speaker 1: the Kringo Man Dingle a k the White Chocolate Tito

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Speaker 1: A k A. I was excited. I was looking forward

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Speaker 1: to I was hyped up about grabbing this here, Mike,

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Speaker 1: that you hear my voice speaking directly to you on

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Speaker 1: right now to jump into today's big body banging I

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Speaker 1: am Rappaport stereo podcast. I've said it once, I've said it,

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Speaker 1: said it a bunch of times. Some days are are

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Speaker 1: just are just meant for podcasting, and today is one

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Speaker 1: of those days. So many different things have been going on,

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Speaker 1: so many high, so many lows. Paris, unfortunately, is on fire.

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Speaker 1: The cathedral of not Tre Dame. This is where the

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Speaker 1: hunchback of not Tre Dame is burning. Nothing funny about that.

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Speaker 1: I've never been there. I have never been to France.

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Speaker 1: I've never been to Paris. Um obviously, even an un uneducated,

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Speaker 1: Smart like a whip, the intuition and memory of a

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Speaker 1: I know they have great memories. I have also a

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Speaker 1: Incredible and thinks um. But as far as a world

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Speaker 1: the cathedral and Notre Dame of Notre Dame is burning,

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Speaker 1: um burnt down to the ground. And you know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: if if you're not from there, you know, this is

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Speaker 1: one of the great monuments of the world. Um. And

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Speaker 1: it's sad because so much history um and pride, um

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Speaker 1: gonna get into that. We're gonna get into this so much.

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Speaker 1: It's a great day for podcasting. And and here I

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Speaker 1: am in the pocket now. I saw something over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: There's a great follow on Instagram, my guy. His pages

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Speaker 1: eighties eight zero s eighties, Underscore, Dope House. He posts

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Speaker 1: all hip hop everything, that's all he posts, just straight

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Speaker 1: hip hop shit clips, videos, all sorts of ship from

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Speaker 1: the eighties and nineties too, you know the ship that

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Speaker 1: my reference point is specifically people and moments like this. Now.

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Speaker 1: Miles Jordan, please play the nineties second clip. I play

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Speaker 1: the fucking clip for me. Please play the nineties second

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Speaker 1: clip of d m X on the basement that I

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Speaker 1: bust this shop Chicken Chicken, Chicken, chicken. You're starting to

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Speaker 1: a trap and catch. No, what's the problem for propping

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Speaker 1: I know it's all, but I don't give a about

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Speaker 1: I beg top dog and I'm bron stay top dog.

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Speaker 1: So what you got to say? Dog? And you can't

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Speaker 1: to play things that dog can't win. So but I'm

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Speaker 1: Most dogs empty, y'all. Don throw most slugs. How you

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Speaker 1: gonna split man keeping? If he spots to be fight,

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Speaker 1: I know how to dip down. You know how to fight,

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Speaker 1: beneful with me. Get you now? Does that not get

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Speaker 1: Does that not want to make you run through a

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Speaker 1: fucking wall. Take on any naysayers, take on anybody that

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Speaker 1: kick some fucking ass figuratively not literally. That's what the

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Speaker 1: just love his pages. Eighties underscored Dope House, eighties eight

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Speaker 1: I my wife hates when I talk about women's looks publicly,

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Speaker 1: and even she said, say whatever the funk you want

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Speaker 1: When I tweet, when I make comments about women's looks,

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Speaker 1: This is a woman whose face is so pumped up

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Speaker 1: I told her, then, why don't you shut up and

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Speaker 1: They were talking making light of of Nipsey hustles memorial

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Speaker 1: this is why I say this is a finally run machine, okay,

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Speaker 1: And this is why this is the best podcast in

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Speaker 1: finally tuned engine. We're not just fucking popping up, slicing

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Speaker 1: ain't about me saying play the clip. The craftsmanship, the work,

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Speaker 1: the detail that we all put into every single episode

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Speaker 1: of the I Am Rapp Reports Stereo podcast. We pride

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Speaker 1: ourselves on. I know, I'm proud of it. Me the

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Speaker 1: Gringo man Dingle me Mr New York, Mr a K.

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Speaker 1: I am so proud of this podcast. We bust our

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Speaker 1: fucking as to put out the best product every single

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Speaker 1: episode hard a karate podcasting at its finest. Okay, now

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Speaker 1: we're gonna discuss again the move to luminary later on

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Speaker 1: in the episode. But do not please, and I'm asking

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Speaker 1: you this sincerely, do not take what we do for granted.

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Speaker 1: We've been going for five years straight. We haven't missed

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Speaker 1: a week, not one fucking week in five years, on vacation,

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Speaker 1: just like yeah, you guys, you don't. We don't need

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Speaker 1: And that motherfucking janice An Temkomo. You see everybody figuring

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Speaker 1: That motherfucker the Tasmanian Devil, that's what they shall him

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Speaker 1: A Golden State is tied now one one. That's a surprise.

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Speaker 1: And the Brooklyn Nets came out Game one versus the

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Speaker 1: The series is tied one to one. But Brooklyn is

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Speaker 1: I'm excited about Brooklyn. I'm exprised sided about the Brooklyn Nets.

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Speaker 1: This series is going to be tough. They're going to

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Speaker 1: go back and forth and it's crazy. You know the

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Speaker 1: and it's crazy because Joe l Embiad, who's it's hard

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Speaker 1: and when your own crowd is booing your own team,

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Speaker 1: be Shock. Yo, you never hear Shack whining complain. Shock

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Speaker 1: would have that dude on his back. He'd have him

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Speaker 1: like a knapsack. If Shaquille O'Neal played in this NBA,

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Speaker 1: he would be He would be dunking all the fuck

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Speaker 1: very good player. He doesn't move with the speed that

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Speaker 1: a chem a la Juan moved with. Yes, some of

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Speaker 1: his back to the basket and I'm a fan, but but,

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Speaker 1: If Shaq played against Joel and beat, he would crack

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Speaker 1: his fucking ass. He would have him pinned under the

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Speaker 1: basket like he had every single person he ever played against.

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Speaker 1: He would bust his fucking ass. Joel and Beato stop

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Speaker 1: one and they're booing. Played your own fans, won't boo

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Speaker 1: now when you go on the road, everybody's gonna boo

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Speaker 1: you you're sensitive. How could a seven ft three five

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Speaker 1: pound dude be sensitive? Doesn't match. That's why these dudes

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Speaker 1: would never You can't compare anybody in this NBA to

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Speaker 1: Shaquille On. He wasn't sensitive. I saw a picture the

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Speaker 1: other day of him dunking on the entire Nets crew

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Speaker 1: during the finals versus the New Jersey Nets, five dudes

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Speaker 1: around him. This dude was a fucking goon. Talk about

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Speaker 1: a goon, Talk about a bully, talk about straight bullyball.

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Speaker 1: This guy's complaining that the fans are booing. Your fans

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Speaker 1: are booing your man, Ben Simmons. They say he was

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Speaker 1: the next Magic Johnson. Stuke can't make free throws. Stu

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Speaker 1: can't shoot twelve foot jump shots. He's a professional basketball player.

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Speaker 1: Talk to your man and stop shooting so many three pointers.

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Speaker 1: Joel Embiid complaining about the fans booing. Get the funk

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Speaker 1: outta here. No, I don't want to say I told

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Speaker 1: to have as little traction as possible if and when

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Speaker 1: they can drop some news, whether it's the President getting

629
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Speaker 1: rid of somebody or somebody coming out with you know,

630
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Speaker 1: just bad news or good news. Good news you don't

631
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Speaker 1: want to drop on a Friday afternoon because it gets

632
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: lost over the weekend. Well, Luke Walton was fired over

633
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Speaker 1: the weekend and hired by the Sacramento Kings. Who called it?

634
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Speaker 1: Who told you first? That's me. I have inside sources.

635
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 1: That wasn't just a random prediction. I knew that ship

636
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Speaker 1: was gonna happen. I have sources. Shout out to my man,

637
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Speaker 1: Chris Broussard. He ain't the only one with the sources,

638
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 1: these fucking clown paid professionals like Oh, well, NBA sources

639
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: have told me that uh, tylu is the front runner

640
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: for the Los Angeles Lakers job. You had to get

641
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: that from NBA sources. Duh. We all know that Lebron

642
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: wants Tyler. We all know that Genie bush Bus is

643
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: gonna turn the keys over to Lebron James and let

644
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Speaker 1: him run the circus for the next three years, the

645
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: exact thing that pat Riley wouldn't do in Miami. Sources, Yes, sources,

646
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Speaker 1: do the math, do the Math, do the microL rapport

647
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Speaker 1: inside scoop Math. Look at some of the people I

648
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 1: rocked with on the Big Three, look at some of

649
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Speaker 1: the people that have been with me on the I

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Speaker 1: m Rapports Stereo podcast. Do the fucking math. I have

651
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Speaker 1: sources to asshole fucking Wi Jaikowski. Can you even make

652
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Speaker 1: a layup? Can you do the mic and drill? Can

653
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Speaker 1: you make ten free throws out of ten? I can.

654
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Speaker 1: I can't do it all the time, but any day,

655
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Speaker 1: any place, I can make ten free throws out of ten.

656
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Speaker 1: Give me half an hour, I can do it. Okay,

657
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Speaker 1: can you do that, Wi Jakowski with your fucking sources. Oh,

658
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: toy Lou seems to be the front runner a Lakers job?

659
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Speaker 1: Whoop they fucking do? That's your information? Get the funk

660
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: out of here, man. One of the final little bits

661
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: of drama from the Magic Johnson departure is that fucking

662
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Speaker 1: Alonzo Ball. This guy's insane. Yeah, this guy is crazy. Man.

663
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: Apparently the Los Angeles Lakers had to get involved. Okay,

664
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Speaker 1: they had to stop and threaten Alonzo Ball saying his

665
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: contract will be void, no, in void, because this guy

666
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: wanted to get unauthorized ankle surgery, and the Lakers said,

667
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Speaker 1: if you do that, your contract is nullan But I

668
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: don't know who he's telling this guy anything. I don't

669
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Speaker 1: know who's in his ear. But if I were them,

670
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Speaker 1: I would have let him do it. Go get the surgery, Duke,

671
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead and do it. I mean, first

672
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 1: of all, get some real sneakers. Please do yourself a favor.

673
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: Don't come out there wearing them goofy as sneakers. Ever again,

674
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Speaker 1: you don't trust the Los Angeles Lakers doctors. You were

675
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: gonna go get ankle surgery on your own. They should

676
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 1: have done it. They wouldn't have had to pay him anything,

677
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: and they could have just put this guy. It'll be

678
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 1: like a tax write off. And the sad thing about

679
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Speaker 1: Lonzo balls. He seems like a good kid, and I

680
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: think he's gonna turn into a good player. But this

681
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: is going to be a thirty thirty documentary one day,

682
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Speaker 1: This whole big ball of brand thing is gonna be

683
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Speaker 1: a thirty thirty documentary one day, and I hope it

684
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Speaker 1: doesn't have a sad ending. All Right, it's time, Okay,

685
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Speaker 1: it's uh, it's time. As if this hasn't been a

686
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Speaker 1: sick enough. Iron Wrap Reports stereo podcast. It's time for

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Speaker 1: the sick Fox of the week. Miles, please give me

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Speaker 1: the sick Funk of the Week theme song. This is

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Speaker 1: an award that has earned, not given, earned, not given.

690
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Speaker 1: It's called the sick the fun of the I'm sick,

691
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Speaker 1: She's really fucking sick man, she fucking whack line. Make

692
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Speaker 1: him You smell like a sick fuck. You look like

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Speaker 1: a sixteen supposed to be on a plane. You sick

694
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Speaker 1: are you doing? Hey? Man? Leave that chicken alone, Leave

695
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Speaker 1: the chicken alone? What are you doing to the chicken

696
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: that doesn't belong in a chicken? Yes, this is the

697
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Speaker 1: sick Fuck of the Week theme song. You are now

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Speaker 1: listening to the sick Fuck of the Week segment. Of course,

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Speaker 1: this is an award winning I am Rapports Stereo Podcast

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Speaker 1: exclusive segment. You will not be able to hear the

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Speaker 1: I am Rapports Stereo Podcast Sick Fox of the Week

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Speaker 1: anywhere else. In California, A boy accused of stabbing his

703
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Speaker 1: mother to death. Okay, this is a fifteen year old

704
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: boy who was accused of killing his own mother in

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Speaker 1: two thousand seventeen. Is on the loose in California. Somehow,

706
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: some way, this fifteen year old sick fuck of the

707
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 1: week escaped from a juvenile correction facility in Orange County.

708
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Speaker 1: Jumped the fence, jumped the wall. The whole thing was

709
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Speaker 1: caught on videotape, but they were too late. As of

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Speaker 1: the recording of This Iron Rapports stereo podcast, this sick fuck,

711
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Speaker 1: a fifteen year old sick fuck, a young sick fuck,

712
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: is on the loose somewhere near Orange County in California. Florida.

713
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Speaker 1: Is Florida in the house without a doubt, dumb fuck

714
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Speaker 1: sick fuck. A Florida man got out of jail. Michael

715
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Speaker 1: Casey Lewis, thirty four years old, had just been bonded

716
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Speaker 1: out of St. Lucy County in Fort Pierce, Florida. He

717
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Speaker 1: couldn't walk, he couldn't go far. He's laid easy. I

718
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Speaker 1: don't know what this guy's problem is, but officers spotted

719
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: him acting suspicious. He was casing the parking lot. He

720
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 1: claimed to be waiting for his girlfriend. There was no girlfriend,

721
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: there was no pick up. This asshole, this dumb fuck,

722
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Speaker 1: then stole a car in the prison parking lot. Michael

723
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Speaker 1: Casey Lewis, you are a double winner, a sick fuck yes,

724
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Speaker 1: and a dumb fuck God lee Ge the look on

725
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: his face of his mug shot, you could see he's going,

726
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: God damn, I'm dumb. I mean, how stupid do you

727
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Speaker 1: have to be? Did the bass salts not get out

728
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Speaker 1: of your system when you were locked down where you're

729
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 1: not clear headed? Walk a few miles. Okay, if you

730
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: want to steal another car, just at a prison, walk

731
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Speaker 1: a few miles. Don't steal it from the prison parking lot.

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Speaker 1: You're sick. Fuck you. This is insane. Now. I talked

733
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: earlier about not being that educated, but we all know

734
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 1: that the National bird it's on, it's on our money.

735
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: The bald eagle rare species. Some good old boy in

736
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Speaker 1: Arkansas is on the loose. A bald eagle in Arkansas

737
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: was found shot to death. Hunter this this is somebody

738
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Speaker 1: who gets off on doing these kinds of things, hunting

739
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: rare animals, the the the American animal. Okay, this is

740
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Speaker 1: this is a trader. This person is a trader, just

741
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: like that freak Julian Assage. Well, I'm gonna get to

742
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 1: after this, okay. Uh. There was a bald eagle that

743
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 1: was shot dead in Arkansas. There is search is on

744
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: for the shooter now. The punishment for killing an eagle

745
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: in Arkansas is a maximum fine of five thousand dollars

746
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 1: or one year in prison. Lock this guy up. You

747
00:49:53,360 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: don't have anything better to do but shoot bald eagles? Uh,

748
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:04,439
Speaker 1: lock him up now. Julian Assans the Wiki League people.

749
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: I know, some people think he's a hero. Some people

750
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: think he's not a hero. I think he's just a

751
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: sick fuck. Okay. First of all, he's on the lamb.

752
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: I think in Sweden or Norway there are charges for

753
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: sexual assault and rape allegedly. Okay, and some people again

754
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,720
Speaker 1: think he's he's a great person. He's a great uh

755
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 1: you know, he's he's a patriot, you know. And he

756
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: blew up the spot on this one and that one.

757
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 1: He broke the law number one. And why he's being

758
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Speaker 1: mentioned in the Sick Fox. When authorities were coming to

759
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: get him just recently last week, he didn't just fight them,

760
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Speaker 1: he he he didn't just uh you know, turn himself

761
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Speaker 1: over peacefully. No, he didn't do that. He didn't want

762
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Speaker 1: to do that. He spread feces. Julian Assans, Mr Wick

763
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 1: at Wiki Leak's guy. He spread his feces, his shit

764
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: all over his room. Why why are you doing that?

765
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: These people are just doing their job. You did something wrong, Okay,

766
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: you broke the law. You've been running, you've been hiding,

767
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,359
Speaker 1: you've been Uh, I forgot the word. What he's been

768
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 1: doing that for years now they came and got you.

769
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: No one wants to deal with you anymore. You've got

770
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,399
Speaker 1: charges of rape and sexual assault, and then you want

771
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: to shoot all over the place. Why why why do

772
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 1: you want to do that? I suppose I thought you

773
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: were some sort of hero, some sort of American hero.

774
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Speaker 1: Wherever the funk you're from. You ain't no hero. You're

775
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:32,439
Speaker 1: sick fuck in the Boogie Down Bronx. A sick funk

776
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:36,399
Speaker 1: guy's name is angel Esteban Felix Rodriguez. Good looking kid,

777
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: looks like an R and B singer. Well, he ain't

778
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,839
Speaker 1: good looking and he ain't ain't no R and B singer.

779
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Speaker 1: He's a sick fuck. This guy twenty four, his young girlfriend,

780
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Speaker 1: twenty one, beautiful girl. Uh stayed out all night. Uh,

781
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 1: this sick fuck killed her. He killed her because she

782
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: stayed out all night. Jealousy, passion, all this make you

783
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: go crazy? Okay, make you go crazy. The one good

784
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: thing about this sick funk is that he uh strolled

785
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: into the forty eight Priescinct with an interpreter the other

786
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 1: day around six pm and admitted to two police officers

787
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Speaker 1: that he killed his girlfriend. You're not getting out of

788
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Speaker 1: jail now, Duke. You are not getting out a jelly

789
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 1: strangler to death. Uh. This is a terrible tragic story. Uh,

790
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: An angel Esteban Felix Rodriguez, who apparently listen and speak

791
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 1: very good English. I don't know how to translate. You

792
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 1: are now when I am rapports stereo sick fuck of

793
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Speaker 1: the week, but you are my friend. Um and looks

794
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: like it smells like it probably is. Got a lot

795
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Speaker 1: of requests about this crew. UM. A woman in Wisconsin,

796
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,720
Speaker 1: Okay and her son. This is a mother son sick

797
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,879
Speaker 1: funk of the week combination. They look like they were

798
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: hopped up on something. I don't know. I can't tell

799
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 1: what they were hopped up on. But they went into

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Speaker 1: a Walmart. Okay, they went into a Walmart on a

801
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Speaker 1: Wednesday evening last week, Wednesday evening. Uh. They're in custody

802
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,400
Speaker 1: right now because they caused a ruckets. They scared the

803
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Speaker 1: ship out of people. Okay. The woman went into the Walmart,

804
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: she started doing karate, started doing kicking gestures, started kicking

805
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: down things in the aisle for some reason. Then her

806
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: twenty five year old son got buttass naked in Walmart. Okay.

807
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 1: Imagine you're going to a supermarket or Walmart or a

808
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: target with your mom's Your mom starts doing karate. Shit,

809
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 1: you take off all your clothes, okay, and then the dog,

810
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 1: the dog, their dog was all obviously hopped up on something.

811
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Speaker 1: The dog started rummaging through the corn bread mix in Walmart.

812
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 1: They have been arrested. Uh these are friendly, Uh, sick fox,

813
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 1: but sick fox nonetheless listen just because they did something

814
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 1: that we find funny, just because the mom went in

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Speaker 1: there and started doing karate hard body and Duke went

816
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: in there and took his clothes out. I don't know

817
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: if this was all employed to steal some food for

818
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Speaker 1: the dog, But there's other ways. There's charities. Is the

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Speaker 1: a s p c A lock them up, cool them

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Speaker 1: off to a blood drug alcohol test, find out what

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Speaker 1: the funk is going on with this mother son sick

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Speaker 1: funk of the week combination out there, and you Claire Wisconsin. Listen,

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