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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Print

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Speaker 1: does that. I'm on crypt Oh that was my favorite

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Speaker 1: be on it all night, man, I'd be on it

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Speaker 1: all day, straight up. Pamp if you want me, you

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Speaker 1: can find me in the Hey, Hey, I'm on it.

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Speaker 1: I'm on That's just when when it does that part

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Speaker 1: really feels like you can just like throw whatever's in

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Speaker 1: thousand five. Yeah, yeah, I am Jack. You are mild.

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Speaker 1: And hey, here are a couple of things that are trending,

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Speaker 1: uh that I feel like everybody, uh, all your most

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Speaker 1: like basic relatives are going to have some opinions on. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Let's start with John Gruden. Uh So, what's what's going

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Speaker 1: on with this Gruden guy? I mean, what wasn't ex wait,

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Speaker 1: I mean he he wasn't even working for the team,

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Speaker 1: and they're they're finding some emails this communist China. So

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Speaker 1: this is the coach of the for like non sports people,

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Speaker 1: this is the coach of the Las Vegas Raiders. He

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Speaker 1: is widely regarded as like the most overpaid coach. He

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Speaker 1: was on a ten year, one million dollar contract, which

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Speaker 1: when they signed it, everyone was like, well, huh um,

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Speaker 1: he had to deal with the Raiders. That was his

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Speaker 1: deal with the Raiders. Yet, oh my god. So there's

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Speaker 1: plenty of reasons for like them to be very happy

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Speaker 1: that they got out of this, but they were. He

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Speaker 1: was four years into it. They didn't have much success.

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Speaker 1: They were doing okay so far this year three and one.

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Speaker 1: But he had success in the early two thousands. Uh,

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Speaker 1: then retired and became a commentator for Like, if you

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Speaker 1: listened to his commentating, you were like, wow, that this

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Speaker 1: is this person does not know, Like it's just not

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Speaker 1: not the sharpest tool and the sharpest football on Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not the sharpest football on the bag of footballs. And uh.

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Speaker 1: And then so when they offered him that deal, I

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Speaker 1: was like, wow, that's amazing that they were that impressed

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Speaker 1: by seeing his mind at work. But anyways, in two

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Speaker 1: thousand eleven sent some wildly offensive emails racist, uh, sexist, homophobic, transphobic,

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Speaker 1: and they recently came to light, and uh he stepped

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Speaker 1: down or was asked to resign. It's kind of not

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Speaker 1: clear at this point. He has I think the only

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Speaker 1: openly gay player in the NFL on his team, He

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Speaker 1: why would you ever want to play for this guy?

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Speaker 1: Like he yeah, because he said some ship about Michael

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Speaker 1: sam too, right, that's like what he was referring to,

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Speaker 1: and some with other Yeah, we fucking ignorant ship. He

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Speaker 1: was saying, yeah, and just wildly raised his ship. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And you know he like that any questions that people

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Speaker 1: have about like oh, like they're acting as though he

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Speaker 1: was disqualified on a technicality from doing a job, he

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Speaker 1: was going to continue to be just the same in

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Speaker 1: terms of effectiveness, Like he there's no way that anybody

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Speaker 1: would want to see his fucking face, Like, and he's

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Speaker 1: supposed to be like a leader of this tea like

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Speaker 1: so just on that basis, like of course he's gonna

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Speaker 1: fucking resign. Like I think everybody who is like, oh ship,

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Speaker 1: this is this bullshit is just like picturing this happening

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Speaker 1: to them. I feel like, like I think, upfair, This

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Speaker 1: is like another way I've seen men kind of cape

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Speaker 1: for this kind of ship. Because if you played sports

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Speaker 1: in the nineties is in prior yo, you would get

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Speaker 1: fucking screamed at, You would be called all kinds of

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Speaker 1: terrible things that you should not be saying at adults,

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Speaker 1: let alone children, because there's like this mentality of like

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Speaker 1: this hyper aggressive coaching style. And I see a lot

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Speaker 1: of people, like even people I know who grew up

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Speaker 1: that's like, I get that that may have been something

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Speaker 1: like a super screaming, toxic coach and things like that,

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Speaker 1: but there's also like that's not the only way to

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Speaker 1: motivate someone. And I think I'm curious to know if this,

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Speaker 1: if this does bring up a larger thing. Was like, well,

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Speaker 1: this is pretty normal in football because football is pretty

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Speaker 1: a gro hyper masculine, toxic and the way in which

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Speaker 1: we compel these athletes to to motivate them is to

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Speaker 1: emasculate them. You these toxic tropes or whatever race, whatever

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Speaker 1: I don't mean that stuff, just to get them fired up?

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Speaker 1: When you know, does that mean we'll be able to say, like, actually,

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Speaker 1: there are more effective ways of motivating people, and it

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Speaker 1: doesn't involve violently yelling shit in their face, yeah, or

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Speaker 1: having that personality to be a good coach. The NBA

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Speaker 1: UH left that ship behind a long time ago. Like

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Speaker 1: And like the people who just treat the players like

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Speaker 1: UH usually does better. Gruden is definitely a hold over.

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Speaker 1: Like I feel like there aren't that many like animated

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Speaker 1: aggro NFL coaches anymore. But yeah, like I don't know,

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Speaker 1: it's I remember even my grandfather, right, he could he

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Speaker 1: could barely seek, but he could be like, oh Gruden,

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Speaker 1: he's mad. That's like the one he would always be like,

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Speaker 1: Oh Gruden's mean. I don't know if I like him,

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Speaker 1: he's mean. Uh. And but I mean, what was the

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Speaker 1: did a two for where he was complaining like making

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Speaker 1: fun of people wanting the Washington football team's name changed

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Speaker 1: from a racist slur and said that they should spend

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Speaker 1: time in the Concussion Protocol tent because he was against concussion,

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Speaker 1: like treating players who have just gotten a concussion, uh sensitivities.

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Speaker 1: So um. But his defeats for the concussion thing was

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Speaker 1: that he was on a mission to get more children

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Speaker 1: playing football at the high schoo full age at the time,

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Speaker 1: so like that was his defense. It was like, sorry,

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Speaker 1: just it's a do you hate to see when a

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Speaker 1: dinosaur self owns with an asteroid made of their own emails? Beautiful?

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Speaker 1: Let the evolution continue. Um. Anyways, another award winning dipshit,

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Speaker 1: Dean Kane, is pissed that Superman came out as Byers.

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Speaker 1: The heck is going on here? My Superman, my super

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Speaker 1: my Superman a by Superman. Goodness gracious. Yeah, He's just

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Speaker 1: like he's really mad because DC Comics they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Superman is bisexual, great cool people. There's so many human

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Speaker 1: portrayals of superheroes rather than like superheroes can only be

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Speaker 1: siss het dudes. Okay, and Dean Kane came out and

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Speaker 1: basically saying some ship like you know, this is this

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Speaker 1: like reeks of them? He's a quote. It isn't bold

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Speaker 1: all this tired aus culture worshiped because that's where Dean

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Speaker 1: Kane is, right, um, and like, let's people you act

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Speaker 1: small Bill, but it was even less relevant, stopp putting

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Speaker 1: people of Japanese descent to shame. Dean Kane's set your

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Speaker 1: plenty on Dean Kane. And then Black China was that

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Speaker 1: the Miami Airport screaming about the vaccine and how good

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Speaker 1: the wrong side of this vaccine debate. Who's about to

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Speaker 1: go and Tucker Carlson, I just want you to hear this,

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Speaker 1: because she went like, I don't there's a she must

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Speaker 1: like I don't give a funk about the driver. And

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Speaker 1: generally being like, y'all need to get this vaccine. Uh um.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, she's talking to like a TMZ reporter, or

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Speaker 1: Every time I've seen it. She's just yelling off off camera.

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Speaker 1: in general, letting people know who the funk you are,

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Speaker 1: As she said, I'm from d C Bob to Miami

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe she's overheard someone having an attitude about

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Speaker 1: fucking Dean Kane. It's just people, really, they want you

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Speaker 1: And uh, Kyrie is trending because the nets GM Sean

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Speaker 1: marks Uh is basically saying he's not on the team

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Speaker 1: if he's not gonna get the vaccine and only play

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Speaker 1: part time. Like it's just not a not a thing

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Speaker 1: we can do. Sorry, Kyrie. We're looking for full time

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Speaker 1: whole thing was sort of like, it's not fair to

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Speaker 1: the other players. Were trying to cultivate a championship team,

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Speaker 1: and by doing that, that means everyone has to be

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Speaker 1: to have someone only available for half the ship because

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Speaker 1: willing to stick to that. I don't know what this is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's gonna come with this. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if he retired. We were talking to DJ Dramas

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Speaker 1: what do you what do you think about this? This

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Speaker 1: fucking sucks huh for y'all? But like at the same

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Speaker 1: fire voice, it's like your big three might just be

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Speaker 1: a big two. No, but more than that, like you

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Speaker 1: know that Kyrie is the kind of person who I

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Speaker 1: could believe either scenario that he would get vaccinated, Like

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Speaker 1: all right, man, like let's just focus on the season,

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Speaker 1: Like that's that's a review, Like let's just go forward.

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Speaker 1: Or he's like, no, I will retire and I will

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Speaker 1: that's this is where I'm willing to go with it.

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Speaker 1: Or I'll play in China or something and go get

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Speaker 1: a check. Um Man, he get a fucking check. Though

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Speaker 1: out there he is the top twenty player in the

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Speaker 1: n b A and the Nets might still be the

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Speaker 1: favorites to win it even without like that, I mean,

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Speaker 1: but they are hardened and KD are Harden and Kadie

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Speaker 1: that that seems pretty good to top five guys, they

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Speaker 1: might be all right. Also, Ben Simmons, reported to The Sixers,

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Speaker 1: with his absence and you know, missing out a training camp,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know, you know, it's probably point taken.

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