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Speaker 1: I feel like once a year we do stories on

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Speaker 1: the show about the funniest, most risque personalized license plates

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Speaker 1: that get rejected. Yeah. Yeah, it's usually pretty obvious. Why well,

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Speaker 1: today we call a guy who's frustrated that his was

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Speaker 1: turned down by the state.

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Speaker 2: Appropriate.

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Speaker 1: No, it's actually pretty tame. So he sends an email

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Speaker 1: in and now he's about to get a response. But

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Speaker 1: the response is from us, and I can tell you

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Speaker 1: right now we're one hundred percent non helpful, shocking in

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now another.

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Speaker 3: Twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm calling from the Department of Licenseeing.

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Speaker 3: My name is Juice Chambers. Is this Jason?

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Speaker 2: Ah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Is he great? So this is in regards to

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Speaker 3: your personalized license plate request you submitted. You emailed us

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Speaker 3: asking to appeal the rejection.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did.

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Speaker 3: I didn't understand why, So right, you didn't nderstand? Okay, well,

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Speaker 3: maybe I can give you a little more clarification on that. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: clarification would be great. Okay, I got a few papers

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Speaker 3: on my desk. Here, let me just find yours. Oh,

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Speaker 3: here we go. I believe yours was tushy t u

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Speaker 3: s h y. No. Now listen while we do appreciate

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Speaker 3: cheeks here of all kinds. You can understand why it

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Speaker 3: was rejected, Right, that's not mine.

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Speaker 1: Mine was snooze.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, yes, snooze s n U U Z y C.

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Speaker 3: That's how I requested it. Oh, got it. So the

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Speaker 3: reason we rejected snooze it implies that you're promoting sleeping

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Speaker 3: while driving. That's not good. That's not a thing. What

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Speaker 3: are you talking about? Oh, it most certainly is a thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: if people are driving behind you and they see snooze,

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Speaker 3: they might think it's okay to put their car and

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Speaker 3: cruise control just glows their eyes, take a little snooze,

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Speaker 3: get it? So sorry, but decisions are final. So nobody

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Speaker 3: would ever think that the name snooze was my nickname.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're claiming nickname? Yeah, you've heard that before.

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Speaker 1: It's true. My buddies gave me it in college because

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Speaker 1: we party a lot and i'd sleep through classes.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's even worse than I thought. Drinking, doing drugs,

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Speaker 3: sleeping behind the wheel.

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Speaker 1: That's not what it was, lady.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know what, It doesn't even matter now, it

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Speaker 3: doesn't matter because we've already assigned you a different personalized

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Speaker 3: license plate from now on, you're gonna be sad boy one.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be sad boy. You're not. You're

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Speaker 3: sad boy one. I don't want to be sad boy

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Speaker 3: anything any number. How about I love bread that's luv.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, the hip. Don't try to force me

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Speaker 3: in a personalized license.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be Brett Guy or sad boy.

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Speaker 3: Against sad boy one, because we already have a sad

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Speaker 3: boy too.

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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 3: Just refund my money. You know I am pretty good

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Speaker 3: at reading human emotions. You sound irritated. Really, I don't

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Speaker 3: want to leave things this way, So I've had one

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Speaker 3: tucked away for a special occasion, just like this what

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Speaker 3: I'm probably not gonna like it to be so happy?

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Speaker 3: What about Bra four two zero Brough four two zero, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Brough four twenty? Are you kidding me? You love it,

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Speaker 3: don't you?

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Speaker 2: No, you won't let me have snooze, but you will,

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Speaker 2: like let me have an obvious drug holiday reference.

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Speaker 3: Kid, I'll have you know that Bru four two zero

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Speaker 3: is not a drug reference. It totally is. My colleague

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Speaker 3: who I trust with my life, told me it's a

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Speaker 3: Lord of the Rings movie quote. What that's why it's

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Speaker 3: so popular. Guy is messing with you now. I've actually

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Speaker 3: never seen the movie, but apparently they say bra a

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Speaker 3: lot in it, and they referenced the ring size, which

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Speaker 3: is four by twenty. I've seen the movie.

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Speaker 1: That's a lie.

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Speaker 3: You were about to be really embarrassed because I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: call him in right now. Hey, mats pick up line four.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't believe me.

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Speaker 2: Oh, sub bro, what the hell is happening? You don't

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Speaker 2: like the four to twenty idea? Your loss? Bro, you're

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Speaker 2: taking an.

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Speaker 1: L This is the Lord of the Ring guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we should give you the phone tap plate because

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Speaker 2: you're on the radio right now.

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Speaker 3: Do you get it like a prank phone call? No? Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 3: this is actually brought from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm all say, man, we're doing a.

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Speaker 3: Phone tap on you. Guys. I was about to throw

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Speaker 3: my phone through my window. Friend Aaron set you up.

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Speaker 3: She said you were frustrated because they rejected your personalized plate.

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Speaker 3: Oh I am, I am frustrated.

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Speaker 2: She was right, don't throw your phone.

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Speaker 3: That's not smart.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna need that.

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Speaker 3: I think it's more that your girlfriend doesn't want to

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Speaker 3: be riding around in a car that says snooze on it.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, that's my nickname. I just want snows. I

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Speaker 3: just want to be snooze.

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Speaker 2: Further record, I also enjoy a nice snooze after a

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Speaker 2: plate of munchies, like for twenty.

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Speaker 3: Bro Get it, Bro, Thank you do. Wake up every

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Speaker 3: morning with poom tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning