WEBVTT - Hour 3: Whataburger 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:16.440 This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:20.079 Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. For 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:22.959 a week, Man a week be back here on the 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:26.680 twenty seventh th we are off me Jewish producer Chris, 0:00:26.920 --> 0:00:30.080 Producer Michael, the Fam. We are off to go hang 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:33.720 with the fans in Israel and tour the Holy Land, 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:37.880 talk about how Chris's people kill Jesus and everything else. 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.120 Chris just asked, as we were coming back from break, 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:44.839 does ambion knock you out on a plane? Let's have 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:48.440 a talk now. I need I need you to hear 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:51.000 me here, Chris, because I know you've never left the 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:57.520 state of Texas before. Ambient it's a powerful sleep medication 0:00:57.680 --> 0:01:02.200 for those who are wondering. I have only had a 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:08.080 little bit of experience with this one time. And well 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:11.880 here's help man. Ambient. Yes, it will cause you to 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:15.160 fall asleep. Remember, all things that help you sleep are addictive. Though, 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:18.160 all things that help you sleep are addictive. Now hear 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:20.520 me out, Just hear me out, Chris. Yes, it will 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:28.160 help you sleep, but if something happens, maybe you can't 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:30.160 get comfortable. I don't know what kind of a sleeper 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:32.319 you are, and since I don't drink bud light, I'm 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.640 never gonna find out what kind of a sleeper you are. 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:38.280 But maybe you're the type of person who's not going 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:41.959 to be able to sleep even on some kind of 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:48.840 a sleeping thing. If you can't fall asleep on ambient, 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:55.720 you are going to hallucinate. And as somebody who has 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:59.280 not done very much traveling, you're gonna be on what's 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:04.160 your first flight fourteen hours? I would recommend not taking 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:10.080 the chance on tripping out of your mind mid flight. Yes, no, Chris, 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:11.920 this is not a sale. I'm not selling you what. 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:15.600 I'm talking you out of it. No, No, get something natural, 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:18.800 remember natural anyway, Get something natural. They have all kinds 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:21.880 of you know, hippie crap out there now, like melatone in. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:25.959 They have not weed, Chris. They have the CBD gummies, 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:30.919 the CBD things I love, CBD stuff, CBD painkillers. What Michael, 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:35.800 what it's not weed. CBD's not weed. No, I'm not 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:38.160 talking about the stuff that gets you messed up and Hi, 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:42.120 I'm talking about just this. It's not a gateway, Michael. Okay, 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:45.400 it's get something natural, Chris. Natural natural. You know what 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:49.720 we need to find somebody for CBD, somebody who shares 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:51.880 our values. I know there's a bunch of CBD companies 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:54.239 out there now. Not the drugs, Not the drugs, the 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:58.080 stuff like the sleep stuff and things like that. We 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:01.000 need to find somebody for that, Chris, Fine, someone find 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:05.720 it's someone who doesn't suck anyway, mighty oracle. At a 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:08.240 Bible study this past week, our pastor brought up the 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:13.520 personality challenged sports figure Megan Rappino to illustrate some principle 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:18.160 I immediately forgot. However, as a Jesse Kelly listener, I 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:22.280 had to chime in, women's soccer is boring. Nobody watches it, 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:25.480 so how did she ram through that? Equal pay nonsense? 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:31.800 Uncomfortable laughter at the table, but most agreed. One man 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:35.680 gave me a thumbs up. Here's my question. That man 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:39.880 is a widower, nice guy. We obviously feel the same 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:43.880 way about women's soccer. Should I set my cap for him? 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:47.040 I clean up pretty good for an old dame. If 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:49.200 he never asked to eat my cooking, we might have 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:53.240 a shot. What say you, matchmaker? Jesse, keep up the 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:56.400 great work. I have been told that I am not 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:59.000 to say her name in case he's a listener as well, 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:03.680 Oh you go swing for the fences, girl, Go get him, 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:09.320 Go get him, world famous author. My question is, in 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:13.200 your military past or current celebrity life, what is the 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:19.160 best slash worst spider story you have? Okay, I actually 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:21.559 do have a couple, none that I think are that great, 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:26.880 but I have a couple. One it was God saving 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:29.800 me from a really bad bite. And you're gonna think 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:32.320 I'm lying about this. I want you to listen and 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:35.920 listen because this happened. This happened in Tucson, Arizona. I 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.320 remember how I've told you before, how I was starting 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.080 to get into grilling and trying to learn how to 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:42.880 make better cheeseburgers and things like that. And I told 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:46.640 you I went out and bought a grill. Well, we 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:50.360 have black widow spiders in Tucson that all over the place. 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:53.560 Everyone knows what a black widow is. It was nighttime 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.440 and we had moved into our house, we'd gotten married, 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:00.440 moved into our house, and I was going out to dinner. 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:02.200 I'd gotten home from work. I was gonna grill up 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.160 steaks and she was making something in the kitchen poster 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:12.920 or something like that. Now, I never, ever, ever had 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:17.400 even one time turned on the grill light. It had 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:20.120 a button you could press that would allow you to 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:22.880 see obviously the grill at nighttime, kind of one of 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:26.760 those interior lights for the grill. I had never touched 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:30.080 this button, never even at night. Why would I bother 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:32.640 touching the button. I could see the grill kind of 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:34.600 it's dark, but I don't what do I need to 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:37.200 see it? I just need to cook on it. The 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:40.440 grill had one of those extra grates on top of 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:43.120 it that sat in the back, and depending on what 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.360 I was making, one of those thin grates in the back, 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:47.960 depending on what I was making, I would want it out. 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:49.800 I would take it out so I had more room 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:52.680 to work everything. Look when a master shift is over 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:57.520 the pit, he's got work to do. Chris. Anyway, this night, 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.720 I don't want the grate on there. I open up 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:04.640 the dark grill bare handed. I am reaching in to 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:11.400 grab the rack and I stopped. I just stopped, and 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:13.680 I pulled my hand back, and I've growed at night 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:18.159 a million times. And I reached down and poop, and 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:21.520 I pressed the grill light button. And that was the night. 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:27.479 A huge black widow had made a web and was 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:32.200 suspended in the middle of my grill. I was about 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:34.920 to get a black widow bite on my hand or 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:37.719 arm or wrist. That was gonna hurt. Now, I know 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.159 that wouldn't have killed me, but that would not have 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:42.160 felt good, and that would have been a trip to 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:45.120 the er. So that's one spider story. The other one 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:48.440 is and I want you to look this up. It's 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:50.839 safe to look this up at home, kids, you know 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:55.719 it's it's creepy. Look up a camel spider. Camel spider. 0:06:56.520 --> 0:07:00.839 When we were in Iraq, they had camel spiders, huge ones. 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:04.400 They have these kind of like a double jaw, looks 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:08.040 like almost like predator. They're horrifying and we used to 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:10.600 go catch them and we'd put them in little bulls 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:12.679 and pits and we'd have oh yeah, Chris, they're huge, 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:15.360 and we'd have these camel spider fights and they were 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:18.600 all over the place in Iraqs we saw some camel spiders. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:20.480 And then other than that, I don't really think I 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:24.080 have many for spiders. I will tell you I'm not 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:27.400 a huge spider fan. It's not some phobia. If if 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.320 one came in here right now, I would just go 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:31.840 stomput it or something like that. It's not like I'm like, 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:34.160 oh my gosh, a spider, But I don't love them. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.920 Snakes don't bother me at all. Spiders, I find it 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:40.080 be creepy. I don't like them. When we were doing 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:44.360 our final exercise in Thailand and we were going through 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:48.880 this triple canopy jungle and sleeping in there at night, man, 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:52.040 we saw some of the webs that are five six 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.920 feet in diameter with some spider. You know, I'm six ' eight, 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:59.320 so my hands are huge. A spider easily as big 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.080 as my hand plastered in the middle of that thing, 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:04.760 and you're humping through the jungle and you're looking over 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:07.280 at this thing, thinking how many nights are we gonna 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:10.880 be spending in here? I'm not sure about all this. Jesse. 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:13.440 I know how mout you love Red Lobster and their 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:16.160 cheddar Bay biscuits, but I never heard you say much 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:19.440 about what a burger their menu or their jalapeno cheddar 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:26.160 biscuits when they have them. What say you? Here's what 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:29.360 I say. I was in the Marines. When I was 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:32.559 in the Marines, remember, I joined from Montana. I'd never 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:36.240 spend any time in Texas, but a bunch of Texans 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.320 were in the Marines. It's just Texas is a very 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:40.600 patriotic state. There's always a bunch of Texans in the Marines. 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:44.080 And of course Texans love to talk about Texas like 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.240 it's the greatest thing since slice bread. And we used 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:47.520 to make fun of them for it all the time. 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:49.120 And then I ended up moving here because the place 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:51.800 is so terrific. But they would all talk about what 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.000 a burger, What a burger? This? What a burger that 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:55.679 you got to have? What a burger? What a Burger's 0:08:55.720 --> 0:09:00.000 the best? When I finally started coming to Texas for construction, 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:02.400 and when I got out of the Marines, I started 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.840 eating at Waterburger, and I will admit, is really really 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:11.480 really good, really really really good. However, I don't know 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:13.600 when this happened. Chris will probably know because he's a 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:17.559 Waterburger nerd. They got bought out by some big corporation. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.360 Twenty eighteen is when it happened. Okay, well that makes 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:23.479 perfect sense. They got bought out by some big corporation. 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:30.440 And it's still okay, it's not and I sound like 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:32.440 such an old man when I say this. It's not 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.720 even close to what it used to be. In fact, 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:37.760 very recently, I've had a few meals that flat out 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:41.720 sucked at Waterburg, really really, really bad. This happened to 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:45.400 this great little diner that's close by my house too. 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:49.200 It was this wonderful little diner, family owned, little Christian place. 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:51.160 You walk in, this Bible versus on the wall. It's 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:54.000 all family stuff, it's all just wonderful environment. And they 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:56.560 just served the most dynamite food in the world. They 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:59.559 had this fresh pan sausage. I love a good pant sausage. 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:02.680 It was good fresh pans sausage, everything fresh, handmade, all 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:05.040 all that kind of scratch made stuff. And the place 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:08.880 always had a line. So of course one of these 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:13.120 big corporations comes in offers the owners a big boatload 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:16.400 of money to sell. They sell the control of it. 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:21.360 They start franchising these things now and it's still okay. 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:26.160 A noticeable drop off. They noticed. It was a Chicago 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:29.160 company that bought Whataburger. Christie. Of course, look if you 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:30.880 go to if you go eat it at Whatterburger, now 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:35.600 it's still going to be okay, above average. I know, 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:39.280 I sound like Grandpa Jesse. It's not the Whataburger I 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:43.720 used to eat. It's just not that sucks. Things change. 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:46.920 Corporate America can ruin things. They can help things. They 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:50.840 can ruin things. For instance, if you have let's say 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:54.240 AT and T is your mobile service. AT and T 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:56.400 takes all that money you pay them every month for 0:10:56.440 --> 0:11:00.480 your cell phone, and they use that money to trash 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.200 your country. If you don't believe me, I'd like to 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:06.320 invite you to go do a quick internet search for 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:10.080 AT and T in Pride month. Let me know what 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:13.560 you come up with. Let me know if you're happy 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:16.600 with the commercials you bought, because they take your money 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:20.280 and they make those commercials. I I can do the 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:24.200 same thing with. Let me see pure Talk in Pride 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:29.800 month and wow, look at that no results? How about 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:34.840 that save money? Same grade five G network. Switch to 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:38.280 a patriotic company that loves this country. Man. Pure Talk 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:42.240 takes ten minutes on the phone dial pound two five zero, 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:45.720 and say Jesse Kelly. Ten minutes on the phone pound 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:49.040 two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly, switch to pure Talk. 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:52.920 He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right, 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:58.880 Jesse Kelly. And I think the first part of this 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:01.760 issue that should be our articulated is AI is kind 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:04.160 of a fancy thing. It's first of all's two letters. 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:09.440 It means artificial intelligence. But ultimately what it is is 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:15.000 it's about machine learning, and so the machine is taught. 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:19.920 And part of the issue here is what information is 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:25.280 going into the machine that will then determine and we 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:29.200 can predict. Then if we think about what information is 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.760 going in, what then will be produced in terms of 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:37.240 decisions and opinions that may be made through that process. 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:42.480 Absolutely, absolutely, that is high level thinking right there. Let's 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.560 rely on the experts, all right. Back to ask doctor 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:49.000 Jesse Friday. Remember you can email me even when I'm 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:52.960 gone Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hi, tall one. 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:56.920 I have a beautiful two year old granddaughter. My son 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:58.800 and his wife are not wanting to put there or 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:02.360 put her in public school, and are considering homeschooling. But 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:05.840 aside from that, we're also worried about raising a young 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:09.720 lady in today's society, and sometimes we consider moving to 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:14.600 another country where family values are cherished and enforced by everyone. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:18.320 If you had your choice, what country would you move to? 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:23.480 We were thinking Italy. Well, one, I need to stress 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:26.160 this because we talk about local so much on the show. 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:28.000 That those are the battles we can win, Those are 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:31.199 the battles we should win. We stress about this presidential 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.199 candidate and this presidential thing, when what we need is 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:39.480 our communities. What determined your standard of living during all 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:44.240 the COVID insanity was the specific location you lived. And 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:46.440 I know this as somebody who had to travel a 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:49.240 lot during COVID to meet with suits and stuff like that. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:53.600 I would go to New York City. The streets were empty. 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:56.720 I had to wear a mask everywhere. You even had 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:58.880 to wear it outsider. They'd be shouting at you. In 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:01.560 New York City. God forbid, you walked into a little 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:04.360 bodega or something like that and your mask fell below 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:06.920 your nose. People just be all over you in New 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:13.640 York City. Can't do any horrible. In my neighborhood, we 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:18.520 never saw a mask. We were having gigantic neighborhood parties, 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:22.680 huge ones in twenty twenty, not twenty twenty one. A 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:25.880 year later, right at the supposed height of the pandemic, 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:30.160 We're having big crawfish boils and everybody partying and living 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:34.080 it up and living normal lives. Was there masking here? Oh, 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:37.040 of course there was. It was a fraction of what 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:40.280 it was in other places. I said that to you. 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:43.320 To say this, I have lived all over this country 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:46.720 many many different places, have traveled to so many different places. 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:53.320 There are drastically different cultures in the different places of 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:58.720 the country and specific places. I'll tell you this. Houston's 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:05.680 culture is different than Dallas's culture. Both Texas, both Texas cities, 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:11.080 very very different cities. Any either one of those cities, 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:14.880 the culture in the city would look way different than 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:18.240 it would look thirty minutes outside of the city and 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:22.320 you get into some family community that looks different than 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:27.400 it does in New York City versus upstate New York. California, 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:32.200 LA doesn't look anything like Bakersfield and many many different 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:36.920 for many different ways. Oregon, go to Portland, You're seeing 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:39.640 a lot of your values there. No, you're not head 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:42.560 east about fifty miles. You're gonna be around the most 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:47.000 hardcore anti communist people in the country. You can move 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:49.080 to another country, and I'll answer your question about what 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:50.920 other country here in a moment. You can move to 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:54.600 another country if you want. I would argue you just 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:58.080 need a different location in this country. We live where 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:01.280 we live here in Texas because of those family values. 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:05.840 On Independence Day night, when we're all heading out to 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:11.040 go see the official fireworks, it's one gigantic parade of 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:14.880 families in my neighborhood. Everybody's got a little lawn chair 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:17.840 on their arm, maybe a cooler beside them. Kids all 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:21.200 have sparklers running down the middle of the street. On 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:24.760 my street, they'll oftentimes block off the whole road. The 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.640 parents will with cones and just have a huge street 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:29.720 party where the kids have the blow up slides and 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:34.000 everyone brings a meal. And man, your values are out 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:38.200 there in America. We have so much of America that 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:42.920 we can save if we get our eyes off of stupid, disgusting, 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:48.440 broken Washington, DC and figure out and focus locally, legal 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:53.960 and local. That said, if I had to move, here's 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.840 here's the hard part about it. Ideally, I would move 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:02.560 somewhere in Latin America because I love Latin culture. To 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:05.479 be honest with you, I love how family oriented it is. 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:07.919 I know you're gonna find this shocking. I love the food, 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:10.800 I place a priority on that. I like the music, 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:14.840 and we're talking Mexico, Colombia, all these places. I love 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:17.080 the people. I've always gotten along. I've always had a 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:18.720 whole bunch of friends that are that way. I just 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:22.320 I've always gotten along. Plus as we all know, as 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:28.760 we all know, I speaks. But those countries are so 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:33.879 unstable and corrupt. I probably wouldn't go there. If you 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:37.959 put a gun to my head, it would probably probably 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:43.440 be Poland or Japan. The Polish are so family focused, 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:46.840 they'll pay you to start families over there. Japan, Chris, 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:51.200 you can actually shocked about that. Japan. I love Japanese people, 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:54.400 Japanese food. I know I'm tall, Chris, It's fine. I'll 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:57.199 fit in. I'll blend in. You forgot you're dealing with 0:17:57.240 --> 0:18:00.520 a covert operative. I will just fade into the crowd. 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:03.280 You won't even know I'm there. But the people are wonderful, 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:08.000 the food is wonderful. It's a very clean place. Religiously, 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:12.000 they're very different than me, but they share the same 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:15.760 kind of family values. Thing like, they place a priority 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:20.159 on clean streets, low crime. Their traditions are really cool. 0:18:20.440 --> 0:18:24.840 Japan's underrated. But again, all that said, you don't need 0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:27.920 to leave America. You don't. There's all kinds of America 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:30.480 where you can go to and yes, homeschool those babies 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:36.679 now also get yourself on some chop. You need a 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:40.680 male vitality stack or a female vitality stack. 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Oh, I'm sorry about these rubes. We have 0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:14.640 these crazy people. They care about election integrity. How gross, 0:20:15.040 --> 0:20:19.000 Dear fellow, jury foreman, how were you selected as foreman? 0:20:19.760 --> 0:20:22.560 I was on the grand jury. The district attorney instructed 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:24.760 us to select a foreman, and one lady spoke up 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:27.239 and said, well, that guy has a tie on, so 0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:29.879 he should be the foreman. So they picked me based 0:20:29.920 --> 0:20:33.480 off my clothing case, was your case based on height 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:35.720 or something else? She can say my name, his name 0:20:35.760 --> 0:20:39.760 is Foreman Scott. Well, the wife likes to make fun 0:20:39.800 --> 0:20:42.639 of me for this. To this day, she'll call me 0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:47.280 jury foreman. Whenever she calls me jury foreman. What she's 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:50.879 doing is making a snotty little remark about the fact 0:20:50.920 --> 0:20:56.159 that I tend to take control of whatever situation I 0:20:56.200 --> 0:20:58.720 am in. I don't like it when I'm not in 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:01.960 control of it. She's says that I just automatically seize 0:21:01.960 --> 0:21:04.040 control of whatever and act like I'm in charge of 0:21:04.080 --> 0:21:06.120 it and then I just move on from there, which 0:21:06.119 --> 0:21:08.000 I don't think that's fair at all, but that's what 0:21:08.040 --> 0:21:11.600 she says. And she says that because that's kind of 0:21:11.600 --> 0:21:14.320 how the jury foreman thing came to be. I got 0:21:14.320 --> 0:21:16.520 put on this jury when I was in Tucson and 0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:20.200 I was young. I was I bet I was twenty 0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:23.720 four or twenty five years old, maybe maybe twenty four 0:21:23.760 --> 0:21:27.200 to twenty five years old. I go in. I've always 0:21:27.240 --> 0:21:30.040 believed it's your civic duty to sit down on a jury. 0:21:30.560 --> 0:21:34.120 I answered all the questions straight up. I wasn't even 0:21:34.160 --> 0:21:36.399 really political then, so I didn't even have any bumper 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:38.840 stickers on the back of my car. They would disqualify me. 0:21:38.880 --> 0:21:41.399 So boom, long and short of it, I'm on a jury. 0:21:42.080 --> 0:21:44.360 I lucked out. Like I said. It wasn't some one 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:48.439 day jerkwater Dui trial. It was a heroin bust with 0:21:48.720 --> 0:21:52.680 multiple defendants and undercover cop videos and all kinds of 0:21:52.720 --> 0:21:55.840 stuff like that. So I sit there with everyone else. 0:21:55.880 --> 0:21:57.960 I think it lasted four or five days something like that, 0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:01.440 and at the end, the judge, which does what apparently 0:22:01.440 --> 0:22:04.000 they do every time, Okay, you need to go back 0:22:04.040 --> 0:22:06.160 because there were multiple counts. You need to go back 0:22:06.200 --> 0:22:10.000 and you need to decide on whether they're guilty or 0:22:10.040 --> 0:22:13.080 innocent on each account, and that might take well because 0:22:13.080 --> 0:22:15.359 you gonna have to debate some things. So the first 0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:18.400 thing you need to do is select a jury foreman 0:22:18.760 --> 0:22:21.800 to kind of run the process and then be the 0:22:21.800 --> 0:22:25.159 one who stands up and announces some things, dn't. I 0:22:25.160 --> 0:22:26.679 don't remember if I had to announce it or I 0:22:26.760 --> 0:22:30.280 just had to turn it into the judge. I think 0:22:30.320 --> 0:22:31.960 I had to turn it into the judge. Anyway. The 0:22:32.040 --> 0:22:34.520 jury foreman had to kind of take control of it. Well. 0:22:34.720 --> 0:22:37.000 At this point in time, I had enjoyed the trial 0:22:37.200 --> 0:22:40.840 very much, but I was done and ready to go 0:22:40.920 --> 0:22:42.840 home and go back to work. And it does get 0:22:42.880 --> 0:22:45.520 a bit boring after a while. We go into this 0:22:45.640 --> 0:22:47.760 room and it's this conference room in the courthouse, and 0:22:47.760 --> 0:22:49.399 there were twelve of us, plus I think there was 0:22:49.400 --> 0:22:51.280 an alternate sitting around. We were all sitting around the 0:22:51.320 --> 0:22:56.520 table and everyone's just kind of milling around when nothing's 0:22:56.560 --> 0:22:59.479 going to happen until we actually select a jury foreman. 0:22:59.480 --> 0:23:02.320 We were just told that, following simple instructions, you have 0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:04.919 to do that first, and everyone's milling around. So I 0:23:05.000 --> 0:23:08.800 got frustrated. It wasn't taking control, wife, it was not 0:23:08.880 --> 0:23:11.879 trying to take control. I was frustrated with the pace 0:23:12.000 --> 0:23:16.280 of how things were moving. So I started gathering everybody up. Hey, 0:23:16.280 --> 0:23:18.440 we got to vote on jury foremant let's start voting 0:23:18.720 --> 0:23:20.880 in fact, and I remember I was squaring everybody away. 0:23:21.119 --> 0:23:23.760 Everybody reach out and tear off a little piece of paper. 0:23:23.920 --> 0:23:25.639 And what we're gonna do is we're gonna vote for 0:23:25.720 --> 0:23:28.360 jury foreman. Turn in your piece of paper. We'll get 0:23:28.359 --> 0:23:31.439 the foreman thing done. And that's when this dude, this 0:23:31.520 --> 0:23:35.040 old black dude, pops up, pipes up, and he says, well, 0:23:35.080 --> 0:23:37.080 why don't we just make you the foreman. You're already 0:23:37.119 --> 0:23:39.800 the foreman. And everyone just looked around and said, yeah, 0:23:39.960 --> 0:23:42.520 you'll be the foreman. And then I didn't fight him 0:23:42.520 --> 0:23:43.920 on it. I said, well, okay, is that what you wanted? 0:23:43.960 --> 0:23:45.560