Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. For
Speaker 1: a week, Man a week be back here on the
Speaker 1: twenty seventh th we are off me Jewish producer Chris,
Speaker 1: Producer Michael, the Fam. We are off to go hang
Speaker 1: with the fans in Israel and tour the Holy Land,
Speaker 1: talk about how Chris's people kill Jesus and everything else.
Speaker 1: Chris just asked, as we were coming back from break,
Speaker 1: does ambion knock you out on a plane? Let's have
Speaker 1: a talk now. I need I need you to hear
Speaker 1: me here, Chris, because I know you've never left the
Speaker 1: state of Texas before. Ambient it's a powerful sleep medication
Speaker 1: for those who are wondering. I have only had a
Speaker 1: little bit of experience with this one time. And well
Speaker 1: here's help man. Ambient. Yes, it will cause you to
Speaker 1: fall asleep. Remember, all things that help you sleep are addictive. Though,
Speaker 1: all things that help you sleep are addictive. Now hear
Speaker 1: me out, Just hear me out, Chris. Yes, it will
Speaker 1: help you sleep, but if something happens, maybe you can't
Speaker 1: get comfortable. I don't know what kind of a sleeper
Speaker 1: you are, and since I don't drink bud light, I'm
Speaker 1: never gonna find out what kind of a sleeper you are.
Speaker 1: But maybe you're the type of person who's not going
Speaker 1: to be able to sleep even on some kind of
Speaker 1: a sleeping thing. If you can't fall asleep on ambient,
Speaker 1: you are going to hallucinate. And as somebody who has
Speaker 1: not done very much traveling, you're gonna be on what's
Speaker 1: your first flight fourteen hours? I would recommend not taking
Speaker 1: the chance on tripping out of your mind mid flight. Yes, no, Chris,
Speaker 1: this is not a sale. I'm not selling you what.
Speaker 1: I'm talking you out of it. No, No, get something natural,
Speaker 1: remember natural anyway, Get something natural. They have all kinds
Speaker 1: of you know, hippie crap out there now, like melatone in.
Speaker 1: They have not weed, Chris. They have the CBD gummies,
Speaker 1: the CBD things I love, CBD stuff, CBD painkillers. What Michael,
Speaker 1: what it's not weed. CBD's not weed. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about the stuff that gets you messed up and Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about just this. It's not a gateway, Michael. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's get something natural, Chris. Natural natural. You know what
Speaker 1: we need to find somebody for CBD, somebody who shares
Speaker 1: our values. I know there's a bunch of CBD companies
Speaker 1: out there now. Not the drugs, Not the drugs, the
Speaker 1: stuff like the sleep stuff and things like that. We
Speaker 1: need to find somebody for that, Chris, Fine, someone find
Speaker 1: it's someone who doesn't suck anyway, mighty oracle. At a
Speaker 1: Bible study this past week, our pastor brought up the
Speaker 1: personality challenged sports figure Megan Rappino to illustrate some principle
Speaker 1: I immediately forgot. However, as a Jesse Kelly listener, I
Speaker 1: had to chime in, women's soccer is boring. Nobody watches it,
Speaker 1: so how did she ram through that? Equal pay nonsense?
Speaker 1: Uncomfortable laughter at the table, but most agreed. One man
Speaker 1: gave me a thumbs up. Here's my question. That man
Speaker 1: is a widower, nice guy. We obviously feel the same
Speaker 1: way about women's soccer. Should I set my cap for him?
Speaker 1: I clean up pretty good for an old dame. If
Speaker 1: he never asked to eat my cooking, we might have
Speaker 1: a shot. What say you, matchmaker? Jesse, keep up the
Speaker 1: great work. I have been told that I am not
Speaker 1: to say her name in case he's a listener as well,
Speaker 1: Oh you go swing for the fences, girl, Go get him,
Speaker 1: Go get him, world famous author. My question is, in
Speaker 1: your military past or current celebrity life, what is the
Speaker 1: best slash worst spider story you have? Okay, I actually
Speaker 1: do have a couple, none that I think are that great,
Speaker 1: but I have a couple. One it was God saving
Speaker 1: me from a really bad bite. And you're gonna think
Speaker 1: I'm lying about this. I want you to listen and
Speaker 1: listen because this happened. This happened in Tucson, Arizona. I
Speaker 1: remember how I've told you before, how I was starting
Speaker 1: to get into grilling and trying to learn how to
Speaker 1: make better cheeseburgers and things like that. And I told
Speaker 1: you I went out and bought a grill. Well, we
Speaker 1: have black widow spiders in Tucson that all over the place.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows what a black widow is. It was nighttime
Speaker 1: and we had moved into our house, we'd gotten married,
Speaker 1: moved into our house, and I was going out to dinner.
Speaker 1: I'd gotten home from work. I was gonna grill up
Speaker 1: steaks and she was making something in the kitchen poster
Speaker 1: or something like that. Now, I never, ever, ever had
Speaker 1: even one time turned on the grill light. It had
Speaker 1: a button you could press that would allow you to
Speaker 1: see obviously the grill at nighttime, kind of one of
Speaker 1: those interior lights for the grill. I had never touched
Speaker 1: this button, never even at night. Why would I bother
Speaker 1: touching the button. I could see the grill kind of
Speaker 1: it's dark, but I don't what do I need to
Speaker 1: see it? I just need to cook on it. The
Speaker 1: grill had one of those extra grates on top of
Speaker 1: it that sat in the back, and depending on what
Speaker 1: I was making, one of those thin grates in the back,
Speaker 1: depending on what I was making, I would want it out.
Speaker 1: I would take it out so I had more room
Speaker 1: to work everything. Look when a master shift is over
Speaker 1: the pit, he's got work to do. Chris. Anyway, this night,
Speaker 1: I don't want the grate on there. I open up
Speaker 1: the dark grill bare handed. I am reaching in to
Speaker 1: grab the rack and I stopped. I just stopped, and
Speaker 1: I pulled my hand back, and I've growed at night
Speaker 1: a million times. And I reached down and poop, and
Speaker 1: I pressed the grill light button. And that was the night.
Speaker 1: A huge black widow had made a web and was
Speaker 1: suspended in the middle of my grill. I was about
Speaker 1: to get a black widow bite on my hand or
Speaker 1: arm or wrist. That was gonna hurt. Now, I know
Speaker 1: that wouldn't have killed me, but that would not have
Speaker 1: felt good, and that would have been a trip to
Speaker 1: the er. So that's one spider story. The other one
Speaker 1: is and I want you to look this up. It's
Speaker 1: safe to look this up at home, kids, you know
Speaker 1: it's it's creepy. Look up a camel spider. Camel spider.
Speaker 1: When we were in Iraq, they had camel spiders, huge ones.
Speaker 1: They have these kind of like a double jaw, looks
Speaker 1: like almost like predator. They're horrifying and we used to
Speaker 1: go catch them and we'd put them in little bulls
Speaker 1: and pits and we'd have oh yeah, Chris, they're huge,
Speaker 1: and we'd have these camel spider fights and they were
Speaker 1: all over the place in Iraqs we saw some camel spiders.
Speaker 1: And then other than that, I don't really think I
Speaker 1: have many for spiders. I will tell you I'm not
Speaker 1: a huge spider fan. It's not some phobia. If if
Speaker 1: one came in here right now, I would just go
Speaker 1: stomput it or something like that. It's not like I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, a spider, But I don't love them.
Speaker 1: Snakes don't bother me at all. Spiders, I find it
Speaker 1: be creepy. I don't like them. When we were doing
Speaker 1: our final exercise in Thailand and we were going through
Speaker 1: this triple canopy jungle and sleeping in there at night, man,
Speaker 1: we saw some of the webs that are five six
Speaker 1: feet in diameter with some spider. You know, I'm six ' eight,
Speaker 1: so my hands are huge. A spider easily as big
Speaker 1: as my hand plastered in the middle of that thing,
Speaker 1: and you're humping through the jungle and you're looking over
Speaker 1: at this thing, thinking how many nights are we gonna
Speaker 1: be spending in here? I'm not sure about all this. Jesse.
Speaker 1: I know how mout you love Red Lobster and their
Speaker 1: cheddar Bay biscuits, but I never heard you say much
Speaker 1: about what a burger their menu or their jalapeno cheddar
Speaker 1: biscuits when they have them. What say you? Here's what
Speaker 1: I say. I was in the Marines. When I was
Speaker 1: in the Marines, remember, I joined from Montana. I'd never
Speaker 1: spend any time in Texas, but a bunch of Texans
Speaker 1: were in the Marines. It's just Texas is a very
Speaker 1: patriotic state. There's always a bunch of Texans in the Marines.
Speaker 1: And of course Texans love to talk about Texas like
Speaker 1: it's the greatest thing since slice bread. And we used
Speaker 1: to make fun of them for it all the time.
Speaker 1: And then I ended up moving here because the place
Speaker 1: is so terrific. But they would all talk about what
Speaker 1: a burger, What a burger? This? What a burger that
Speaker 1: you got to have? What a burger? What a Burger's
Speaker 1: the best? When I finally started coming to Texas for construction,
Speaker 1: and when I got out of the Marines, I started
Speaker 1: eating at Waterburger, and I will admit, is really really
Speaker 1: really good, really really really good. However, I don't know
Speaker 1: when this happened. Chris will probably know because he's a
Speaker 1: Waterburger nerd. They got bought out by some big corporation.
Speaker 1: Twenty eighteen is when it happened. Okay, well that makes
Speaker 1: perfect sense. They got bought out by some big corporation.
Speaker 1: And it's still okay, it's not and I sound like
Speaker 1: such an old man when I say this. It's not
Speaker 1: even close to what it used to be. In fact,
Speaker 1: very recently, I've had a few meals that flat out
Speaker 1: sucked at Waterburg, really really, really bad. This happened to
Speaker 1: this great little diner that's close by my house too.
Speaker 1: It was this wonderful little diner, family owned, little Christian place.
Speaker 1: You walk in, this Bible versus on the wall. It's
Speaker 1: all family stuff, it's all just wonderful environment. And they
Speaker 1: just served the most dynamite food in the world. They
Speaker 1: had this fresh pan sausage. I love a good pant sausage.
Speaker 1: It was good fresh pans sausage, everything fresh, handmade, all
Speaker 1: all that kind of scratch made stuff. And the place
Speaker 1: always had a line. So of course one of these
Speaker 1: big corporations comes in offers the owners a big boatload
Speaker 1: of money to sell. They sell the control of it.
Speaker 1: They start franchising these things now and it's still okay.
Speaker 1: A noticeable drop off. They noticed. It was a Chicago
Speaker 1: company that bought Whataburger. Christie. Of course, look if you
Speaker 1: go to if you go eat it at Whatterburger, now
Speaker 1: it's still going to be okay, above average. I know,
Speaker 1: I sound like Grandpa Jesse. It's not the Whataburger I
Speaker 1: used to eat. It's just not that sucks. Things change.
Speaker 1: Corporate America can ruin things. They can help things. They
Speaker 1: can ruin things. For instance, if you have let's say
Speaker 1: AT and T is your mobile service. AT and T
Speaker 1: takes all that money you pay them every month for
Speaker 1: your cell phone, and they use that money to trash
Speaker 1: your country. If you don't believe me, I'd like to
Speaker 1: invite you to go do a quick internet search for
Speaker 1: AT and T in Pride month. Let me know what
Speaker 1: you come up with. Let me know if you're happy
Speaker 1: with the commercials you bought, because they take your money
Speaker 1: and they make those commercials. I I can do the
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Speaker 2: He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right,
Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly. And I think the first part of this
Speaker 2: issue that should be our articulated is AI is kind
Speaker 2: of a fancy thing. It's first of all's two letters.
Speaker 2: It means artificial intelligence. But ultimately what it is is
Speaker 2: it's about machine learning, and so the machine is taught.
Speaker 2: And part of the issue here is what information is
Speaker 2: going into the machine that will then determine and we
Speaker 2: can predict. Then if we think about what information is
Speaker 2: going in, what then will be produced in terms of
Speaker 2: decisions and opinions that may be made through that process.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, absolutely, that is high level thinking right there. Let's
Speaker 1: rely on the experts, all right. Back to ask doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. Remember you can email me even when I'm
Speaker 1: gone Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hi, tall one.
Speaker 1: I have a beautiful two year old granddaughter. My son
Speaker 1: and his wife are not wanting to put there or
Speaker 1: put her in public school, and are considering homeschooling. But
Speaker 1: aside from that, we're also worried about raising a young
Speaker 1: lady in today's society, and sometimes we consider moving to
Speaker 1: another country where family values are cherished and enforced by everyone.
Speaker 1: If you had your choice, what country would you move to?
Speaker 1: We were thinking Italy. Well, one, I need to stress
Speaker 1: this because we talk about local so much on the show.
Speaker 1: That those are the battles we can win, Those are
Speaker 1: the battles we should win. We stress about this presidential
Speaker 1: candidate and this presidential thing, when what we need is
Speaker 1: our communities. What determined your standard of living during all
Speaker 1: the COVID insanity was the specific location you lived. And
Speaker 1: I know this as somebody who had to travel a
Speaker 1: lot during COVID to meet with suits and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I would go to New York City. The streets were empty.
Speaker 1: I had to wear a mask everywhere. You even had
Speaker 1: to wear it outsider. They'd be shouting at you. In
Speaker 1: New York City. God forbid, you walked into a little
Speaker 1: bodega or something like that and your mask fell below
Speaker 1: your nose. People just be all over you in New
Speaker 1: York City. Can't do any horrible. In my neighborhood, we
Speaker 1: never saw a mask. We were having gigantic neighborhood parties,
Speaker 1: huge ones in twenty twenty, not twenty twenty one. A
Speaker 1: year later, right at the supposed height of the pandemic,
Speaker 1: We're having big crawfish boils and everybody partying and living
Speaker 1: it up and living normal lives. Was there masking here? Oh,
Speaker 1: of course there was. It was a fraction of what
Speaker 1: it was in other places. I said that to you.
Speaker 1: To say this, I have lived all over this country
Speaker 1: many many different places, have traveled to so many different places.
Speaker 1: There are drastically different cultures in the different places of
Speaker 1: the country and specific places. I'll tell you this. Houston's
Speaker 1: culture is different than Dallas's culture. Both Texas, both Texas cities,
Speaker 1: very very different cities. Any either one of those cities,
Speaker 1: the culture in the city would look way different than
Speaker 1: it would look thirty minutes outside of the city and
Speaker 1: you get into some family community that looks different than
Speaker 1: it does in New York City versus upstate New York. California,
Speaker 1: LA doesn't look anything like Bakersfield and many many different
Speaker 1: for many different ways. Oregon, go to Portland, You're seeing
Speaker 1: a lot of your values there. No, you're not head
Speaker 1: east about fifty miles. You're gonna be around the most
Speaker 1: hardcore anti communist people in the country. You can move
Speaker 1: to another country, and I'll answer your question about what
Speaker 1: other country here in a moment. You can move to
Speaker 1: another country if you want. I would argue you just
Speaker 1: need a different location in this country. We live where
Speaker 1: we live here in Texas because of those family values.
Speaker 1: On Independence Day night, when we're all heading out to
Speaker 1: go see the official fireworks, it's one gigantic parade of
Speaker 1: families in my neighborhood. Everybody's got a little lawn chair
Speaker 1: on their arm, maybe a cooler beside them. Kids all
Speaker 1: have sparklers running down the middle of the street. On
Speaker 1: my street, they'll oftentimes block off the whole road. The
Speaker 1: parents will with cones and just have a huge street
Speaker 1: party where the kids have the blow up slides and
Speaker 1: everyone brings a meal. And man, your values are out
Speaker 1: there in America. We have so much of America that
Speaker 1: we can save if we get our eyes off of stupid, disgusting,
Speaker 1: broken Washington, DC and figure out and focus locally, legal
Speaker 1: and local. That said, if I had to move, here's
Speaker 1: here's the hard part about it. Ideally, I would move
Speaker 1: somewhere in Latin America because I love Latin culture. To
Speaker 1: be honest with you, I love how family oriented it is.
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna find this shocking. I love the food,
Speaker 1: I place a priority on that. I like the music,
Speaker 1: and we're talking Mexico, Colombia, all these places. I love
Speaker 1: the people. I've always gotten along. I've always had a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of friends that are that way. I just
Speaker 1: I've always gotten along. Plus as we all know, as
Speaker 1: we all know, I speaks. But those countries are so
Speaker 1: unstable and corrupt. I probably wouldn't go there. If you
Speaker 1: put a gun to my head, it would probably probably
Speaker 1: be Poland or Japan. The Polish are so family focused,
Speaker 1: they'll pay you to start families over there. Japan, Chris,
Speaker 1: you can actually shocked about that. Japan. I love Japanese people,
Speaker 1: Japanese food. I know I'm tall, Chris, It's fine. I'll
Speaker 1: fit in. I'll blend in. You forgot you're dealing with
Speaker 1: a covert operative. I will just fade into the crowd.
Speaker 1: You won't even know I'm there. But the people are wonderful,
Speaker 1: the food is wonderful. It's a very clean place. Religiously,
Speaker 1: they're very different than me, but they share the same
Speaker 1: kind of family values. Thing like, they place a priority
Speaker 1: on clean streets, low crime. Their traditions are really cool.
Speaker 1: Japan's underrated. But again, all that said, you don't need
Speaker 1: to leave America. You don't. There's all kinds of America
Speaker 1: where you can go to and yes, homeschool those babies
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Speaker 1: Jesse Friday Green giveaway. This is from Breitbart. Biden releasing
Speaker 1: twenty billion dollars for clean energy products. What is it
Speaker 1: that communists do when they take power. What two things
Speaker 1: do they do? Punish their enemies, reward their friends. Democrats
Speaker 1: do that country because they're communists. Republicans take power and
Speaker 1: they spend all their time apologizing to their enemies for
Speaker 1: their friends. Oh, I'm sorry about these rubes. We have
Speaker 1: these crazy people. They care about election integrity. How gross,
Speaker 1: Dear fellow, jury foreman, how were you selected as foreman?
Speaker 1: I was on the grand jury. The district attorney instructed
Speaker 1: us to select a foreman, and one lady spoke up
Speaker 1: and said, well, that guy has a tie on, so
Speaker 1: he should be the foreman. So they picked me based
Speaker 1: off my clothing case, was your case based on height
Speaker 1: or something else? She can say my name, his name
Speaker 1: is Foreman Scott. Well, the wife likes to make fun
Speaker 1: of me for this. To this day, she'll call me
Speaker 1: jury foreman. Whenever she calls me jury foreman. What she's
Speaker 1: doing is making a snotty little remark about the fact
Speaker 1: that I tend to take control of whatever situation I
Speaker 1: am in. I don't like it when I'm not in
Speaker 1: control of it. She's says that I just automatically seize
Speaker 1: control of whatever and act like I'm in charge of
Speaker 1: it and then I just move on from there, which
Speaker 1: I don't think that's fair at all, but that's what
Speaker 1: she says. And she says that because that's kind of
Speaker 1: how the jury foreman thing came to be. I got
Speaker 1: put on this jury when I was in Tucson and
Speaker 1: I was young. I was I bet I was twenty
Speaker 1: four or twenty five years old, maybe maybe twenty four
Speaker 1: to twenty five years old. I go in. I've always
Speaker 1: believed it's your civic duty to sit down on a jury.
Speaker 1: I answered all the questions straight up. I wasn't even
Speaker 1: really political then, so I didn't even have any bumper
Speaker 1: stickers on the back of my car. They would disqualify me.
Speaker 1: So boom, long and short of it, I'm on a jury.
Speaker 1: I lucked out. Like I said. It wasn't some one
Speaker 1: day jerkwater Dui trial. It was a heroin bust with
Speaker 1: multiple defendants and undercover cop videos and all kinds of
Speaker 1: stuff like that. So I sit there with everyone else.
Speaker 1: I think it lasted four or five days something like that,
Speaker 1: and at the end, the judge, which does what apparently
Speaker 1: they do every time, Okay, you need to go back
Speaker 1: because there were multiple counts. You need to go back
Speaker 1: and you need to decide on whether they're guilty or
Speaker 1: innocent on each account, and that might take well because
Speaker 1: you gonna have to debate some things. So the first
Speaker 1: thing you need to do is select a jury foreman
Speaker 1: to kind of run the process and then be the
Speaker 1: one who stands up and announces some things, dn't. I
Speaker 1: don't remember if I had to announce it or I
Speaker 1: just had to turn it into the judge. I think
Speaker 1: I had to turn it into the judge. Anyway. The
Speaker 1: jury foreman had to kind of take control of it. Well.
Speaker 1: At this point in time, I had enjoyed the trial
Speaker 1: very much, but I was done and ready to go
Speaker 1: home and go back to work. And it does get
Speaker 1: a bit boring after a while. We go into this
Speaker 1: room and it's this conference room in the courthouse, and
Speaker 1: there were twelve of us, plus I think there was
Speaker 1: an alternate sitting around. We were all sitting around the
Speaker 1: table and everyone's just kind of milling around when nothing's
Speaker 1: going to happen until we actually select a jury foreman.
Speaker 1: We were just told that, following simple instructions, you have
Speaker 1: to do that first, and everyone's milling around. So I
Speaker 1: got frustrated. It wasn't taking control, wife, it was not
Speaker 1: trying to take control. I was frustrated with the pace
Speaker 1: of how things were moving. So I started gathering everybody up. Hey,
Speaker 1: we got to vote on jury foremant let's start voting
Speaker 1: in fact, and I remember I was squaring everybody away.
Speaker 1: Everybody reach out and tear off a little piece of paper.
Speaker 1: And what we're gonna do is we're gonna vote for
Speaker 1: jury foreman. Turn in your piece of paper. We'll get
Speaker 1: the foreman thing done. And that's when this dude, this
Speaker 1: old black dude, pops up, pipes up, and he says, well,
Speaker 1: why don't we just make you the foreman. You're already
Speaker 1: the foreman. And everyone just looked around and said, yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll be the foreman. And then I didn't fight him
Speaker 1: on it. I said, well, okay, is that what you wanted?
Speaker 1: No one said yeah. I said, okay, good to go.
Speaker 1: Now let's get our stuff squared away here, and let
Speaker 1: me tell you, we were in and out of that
Speaker 1: room in an hour. There were some charges and some
Speaker 1: things to debate. I had the pace move and Chris,
Speaker 1: you got to keep what Chris I was polite about it,
Speaker 1: but direct, but direct. Some people make call that rude,
Speaker 1: but whatever. Fishkiller designer dogster. On Saturday, I married my
Speaker 1: dime after sixteen years, or after six years of dating.
Speaker 1: What is your piece of advice you give to a
Speaker 1: new couple just starting out, says, I can say his name.
Speaker 1: His name is Casey, Casey. Congratulations to you and your dime.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I'm qualified to give anybody advice
Speaker 1: on anything like that ever. But here's the best piece
Speaker 1: of advice the wife and I have ever gotten, and
Speaker 1: it's one that is ignored by almost everybody. We were
Speaker 1: going to a church, cavalry chapel in Tucson before we
Speaker 1: got married, and they required you if they were going
Speaker 1: to marry you there, they required you to do pre
Speaker 1: marriage counseling before they would marry you, which was just
Speaker 1: three or four times. You had to go sit down
Speaker 1: with the pastor and he would talk to you and
Speaker 1: his wife usually, and they talked to you about some things.
Speaker 1: But they told us something. They said, don't ever, under
Speaker 1: any circumstances, put your spouse in bad light to other people.
Speaker 1: And here's what that means. It's his instinct. It's It's
Speaker 1: what human beings do. If you're married and you're a dude,
Speaker 1: and let's say your wife's banagan atya or blew a
Speaker 1: bunch of money or did did whatever, who knows what
Speaker 1: she did. You know what you want to do. You
Speaker 1: want to take off on Saturday and go golf with
Speaker 1: your buddies, and you want to tell him, Oh, man,
Speaker 1: I can't even believe what Aubrey did. Freaking's spending all
Speaker 1: of her money. And you're not gonna believe how she
Speaker 1: nags at me all the time. Okay, I just put
Speaker 1: my wife in bad light to people outside of our marriage,
Speaker 1: to our friends. You don't do that to your father.
Speaker 1: You don't call your brother, You don't call your best friend.
Speaker 1: If you got a problem, you work it out with
Speaker 1: only them. And women do this too, and women do
Speaker 1: this even more. It's human nature, it's instinct. What happens
Speaker 1: when he takes you off. I'm calling my sister, I'm
Speaker 1: calling my mom. Mom, you were right about him. He's
Speaker 1: a turd. I'm calling my best friend. And even though
Speaker 1: you guys will make up, because that's what will happen,
Speaker 1: you'll make up. Now your mom thinks less of him,
Speaker 1: already your boys think, and not only that, because they
Speaker 1: think less of him, they'll slowly, even if they don't mean,
Speaker 1: to start chipping away at it because he needs to
Speaker 1: divorce that witch. She's already nagged at him. Your fights
Speaker 1: are only for you, have big ones, knock down dragouts,
Speaker 1: Go ahead, scream it out, nothing wrong with it, Only
Speaker 1: for you, nobody else. All right, everything stays in house
Speaker 1: at all times. This is a nice one, dude. You
Speaker 1: beeping sound gay, nasally, coke snorting, dumb and I can't
Speaker 1: even say the last two cuss words he put in there,
Speaker 1: so obviously a fan shout out to you, Communist. I'm
Speaker 1: glad to hear you are enjoying the show. Jesse, I
Speaker 1: know everyone thinks Gavin Newsom is next in line for
Speaker 1: Democrat presidential candidates, but I paus it that Josh Shapiro
Speaker 1: is more dangerous if Biden drops out, he's popular, so
Speaker 1: on and so forth. What's your opinion of this prediction.
Speaker 1: It's not a bad prediction. But here's why it's not
Speaker 1: going to be Josh Shapiro or Michelle Obama or things
Speaker 1: like that. You know how I said earlier that it's
Speaker 1: still early it's July twenty twenty three, So you don't
Speaker 1: need to stress if your primary candidate is losing, and
Speaker 1: you don't need to celebrate if he's winning. It's really early. Ah,
Speaker 1: it's not that early, meaning you have to have by now.
Speaker 1: You have to have an operation set up. To run
Speaker 1: for president involves more ins and outs and operations. And
Speaker 1: you can possibly imagine I ran for congress once in
Speaker 1: a little district in down by Tucson. I needed two
Speaker 1: different field offices. That's for one congressional seat. Now wrap
Speaker 1: your mind arout what you need for president. How many
Speaker 1: different offices and staff members do you need in every
Speaker 1: state from Iowa to Washington to Florida to New York.
Speaker 1: How many different people have to work for it. It
Speaker 1: takes a long time to set up an operation that
Speaker 1: is ready for a presidential run. One of the big
Speaker 1: advantages Trump already has is he already has so much
Speaker 1: of that in place because he just ran for president twice.
Speaker 1: So you've got some things that are already built in
Speaker 1: Michelle Obama doesn't have any of that. She hasn't built
Speaker 1: that network. Jos Josh Shapiro, as capable as he may be,
Speaker 1: he doesn't have any of that. He hasn't set that up.
Speaker 1: Part of the reason I've been telling you what's going
Speaker 1: to be Newsome is Newsom has been setting that up. Now.
Speaker 1: He hasn't been selling it as running for president. You know.
Speaker 1: It's always a nonprofit or or a campaign initiative. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm Gavin Newsom. I'm just down here in Florida just
Speaker 1: because I love the beaches. No, he's been setting up
Speaker 1: an operation, hiring people, many, many people for a while.
Speaker 1: The operation has to be in place. It's not just
Speaker 1: about the candidates themselves. All right, all right, go get
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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And I
Speaker 1: want you to know when I return from my trip
Speaker 1: through the Holy Land, I expect have an email inbox
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss you too. You can email me while
Speaker 1: I'm gone Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Now, before
Speaker 1: we dig into the emails I didn't get to, let's
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Speaker 1: a headline by go you know, you know the thing
Speaker 1: emails we didn't get to Dear tri lingual Glamper. Would
Speaker 1: you rather go down range in hostile territory for one
Speaker 1: operation with only Lindsey Graham guarding your six or spend
Speaker 1: one year in Washington, DC as Corey Bush's faithful press
Speaker 1: secretary and full time security guard. Well, Corey Bush, that
Speaker 1: would be a cake gig. Corey Bush doesn't need a
Speaker 1: security guard because the dangerous people are all on Corey
Speaker 1: Bush's side. She's a Communist. All the street communists are
Speaker 1: the violent people in the country. I wouldn't have to
Speaker 1: protect her from anything. That's one. Two. If I went
Speaker 1: down range with only Lindsey Graham watching my back, I
Speaker 1: would die. I can tough out a year in Corey
Speaker 1: Bush's office. Do you have any idea how much fun
Speaker 1: I would have sabotaging everything she was doing? Playing these horrible, immature,
Speaker 1: practical jokes on people are just being generally annoying. You
Speaker 1: know what I used to do in the construction world, Well,
Speaker 1: when I moved into the office, you know, what I
Speaker 1: used to do. Our poor secretary. She was just, you know,
Speaker 1: just nice, older lady, and I just thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Whenever we would get a fax, you know, yeah, we
Speaker 1: used to have fax machines back then. Whenever we get
Speaker 1: a fax, and I'd pick it up and it was
Speaker 1: for her if she was in the bathroom. Instead of
Speaker 1: taking it to her desk, I go slide it under
Speaker 1: the bathroom door, and you just hear her in there shoes.
Speaker 1: This old lady just dying laughing, just dying, laughing, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I know that's you. And I would just sneak off
Speaker 1: and would never say anything, and then she'd come see
Speaker 1: me after and she says, I know you did that.
Speaker 1: What what he did? What I've know it? It must
Speaker 1: have been someone else. I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: who would do such a thing. Dear stonecutter, Jesse. What's
Speaker 1: the biggest animal or creature you think you can beat
Speaker 1: in hand to hand combat? Cheetah? I could take out
Speaker 1: a cheetah. People keep telling me I can't. Don't tell
Speaker 1: me I can't. It's all about weight. Cheatah's weigh like
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty pounds, one hundred and thirty pounds out.
Speaker 1: I know they have claws. Have you seen these hands? Right?
Speaker 1: Have you seen these hands? These hands are rip a
Speaker 1: cheetah debits and I already have a technique plan for
Speaker 1: it and everything. I could take out a cheetah. Would
Speaker 1: I be cut up? I'm not naive. I know he'd
Speaker 1: get a couple lucky shots in. But no, I could
Speaker 1: take out a cheetah. No problem, dear trilingual oracle. I
Speaker 1: live in North Carolina. I want a volunteer to help
Speaker 1: Mark Robinson campaign for governor. I looked at his website.
Speaker 1: Most volunteer jobs involved calling your door knocking. However, I'm
Speaker 1: socially awkward, and while I can recite talking points, I
Speaker 1: would not farewell if pulled into a debate, to the
Speaker 1: point I would be detrimental aside from putting out yard
Speaker 1: signs or bumper stickers. Do you have suggestions? Pes I
Speaker 1: enjoyed meeting you in Harrisburg with my wife an eight
Speaker 1: month old son. One. You don't do a bunch of
Speaker 1: debating when you're knocking on doors. Is there a chance
Speaker 1: you're gonna get yelled at by some crazy coming?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Of course, But even if that conversation doesn't go well.
Speaker 1: If you get in some debate, that's not a person
Speaker 1: you were really going to win over anyway. If it's
Speaker 1: somebody screaming at you about Mark Robinson, just turn around
Speaker 1: and move on. But bumper stickers do matter, Yard signs
Speaker 1: do matter. Giving your time for things matters. Giving money matters.
Speaker 1: I don't do a ton of it because I don't
Speaker 1: like to. I don't like having politicians or political candidates
Speaker 1: on the show. I don't like to bombard you with
Speaker 1: that crap or me with that crap all the time.
Speaker 1: I think it can get really old, really fast. But
Speaker 1: giving money to political campaigns is really really important. They
Speaker 1: need your money. One of the things nobody's talking about
Speaker 1: when it comes to the twenty twenty four primary is
Speaker 1: who's raising money and how much That money. Is not
Speaker 1: a small thing or something we should scoff at. Oh
Speaker 1: more money, It's a really big deal. It's what pays
Speaker 1: for all those TV commercials, all those online ads, all
Speaker 1: those staffers. They need. Those people aren't all there out
Speaker 1: of the goodness of their hearts. You got to pay.
Speaker 1: Raising money is really important, So give that. If you can't.
Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse Yesterday's podcast, you were talking about China training
Speaker 1: their children with weapons. I'm a big fan of it.
Speaker 1: My son is five, What age is the right age
Speaker 1: to start teaching him about guns safety and self defense.
Speaker 1: I was playing with toy guns from my earliest memories,
Speaker 1: and I would aim them and shoot them at everything,
Speaker 1: and my parents were fine with that. But once I started,
Speaker 1: I was probably seven or eight years old when I
Speaker 1: started going hunting with my dad carrying a toy gun,
Speaker 1: and then he would be strict with me about where
Speaker 1: that weapon was pointed and your finger at everything else,
Speaker 1: and also about that age I think it was eight,
Speaker 1: I had to go to hunter's safety class. It was
Speaker 1: an official class that I had to go sit down
Speaker 1: in and you had to pass that class all about
Speaker 1: weapon safety. And then my old man would ribe me
Speaker 1: about it all the time. Remember, weapon safety is forever.
Speaker 1: It's forever. It's not just for kids. To answer your question,
Speaker 1: I had my sons, I would allow them to hold
Speaker 1: real guns, obviously weapons I had unloaded and checked and
Speaker 1: double checked. I would allow them to hold real guns
Speaker 1: in my house at seven or so, seven or eight
Speaker 1: years old. I'm not letting them carrying them around at
Speaker 1: that age or keep them in their room. But very
Speaker 1: very very early. Your child is ready, way way earlier
Speaker 1: than you think, mister Kelly. Like you, I have no
Speaker 1: feelings and nothing shocks me anymore. But did you see
Speaker 1: those emails responding to the morning call with the FBI
Speaker 1: and Bank of America that Jim Jordan was talking about
Speaker 1: during the questioning of that communist Christopher Ray. Not only
Speaker 1: do they want to know where you get got coffee
Speaker 1: in DC, they want to know if you made any
Speaker 1: pass gun purchases. What say you, Here's what I say.
Speaker 1: Like we've talked about before and we will always talk about.
Speaker 1: You must understand the overall goal, the goal right now
Speaker 1: of the system is to turn opposition to the system
Speaker 1: into being illegal. They want to make you and enemy
Speaker 1: of the state, and everything they do is with that
Speaker 1: goal in mind. If they can just finally make opposition
Speaker 1: to them illegal, then they can send their government guns
Speaker 1: against us and put us all in a dark hole. Now,
Speaker 1: let's not focus on that. Let's focus on me and
Speaker 1: the fact that I'm going to leave you now and
Speaker 1: I won't be back till the twenty seventh. You keep
Speaker 1: your chin up, you stay together, communicate with each other,
Speaker 1: and we will be back to do it all again.
Speaker 1: Then okay, that's all