Speaker 1: He's gonna pull his dick out just to be like.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm gonna end my career. Is it Tuesday? Sorry,
Speaker 2: all bros. That's sorry.
Speaker 3: We're gonna laugh here for you. It's just we're just
Speaker 3: gonna love it. Sorry, buddy, it's all bros. We'll just
Speaker 3: be able to knock get enough of it. Sorry, buddy.
Speaker 2: Damn dude, tried to end my career by exposing myself
Speaker 2: up to the zoom, but it was all bros. Unfortunately
Speaker 2: everyone else followed my lead. It was wild.
Speaker 1: The one that didn't do it actually got canceled. I
Speaker 1: got fired the next day. Just wasn't a culture fit.
Speaker 1: I'm not toxic enough.
Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and well I'm not stopping and welcome
Speaker 2: to season three, sixty six, episode three of Dally's Guys
Speaker 2: production of iHeartRadio. This is a podcast where we take
Speaker 2: a deep into America. Share Consciousness, America, Share Consciousness.
Speaker 1: Yo, yo, just the energy right now.
Speaker 2: I know it's in the afternoon. Now, I'm like more
Speaker 2: on the East Coast. I'm on that East coast as
Speaker 2: you can tell from the slant of the sun. We
Speaker 2: now have a YouTube channel where you can see me
Speaker 2: saying stuff like this, because this is a video ep
Speaker 2: or this or even this or even what they're talking
Speaker 2: they talking to nothing.
Speaker 4: What they talk about, they about, what they talk ab about,
Speaker 4: what they talk about about.
Speaker 2: A daily Zeitgeist pod. You can go check out some
Speaker 2: video episodes. It is Wednesday, November twenty, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: We're almost through November. Miles. He told it to take
Speaker 2: its time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now I'm saying, get the fuck out of get
Speaker 1: the fuck out, kicking it out the door, bring them
Speaker 1: fucking pain from the door by the butt like jazz
Speaker 1: in the Fresh Prince of bel Air. Wow.
Speaker 2: What is November twenty seventh?
Speaker 1: National Jukebox Day? Shout out everybody with a new box. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I fucking knew it. I knew Yeah, and I forgot.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get killed in my house for forgetting.
Speaker 4: It's also a National craft Jerky Day, National.
Speaker 1: Cream by Day, by Way and killed.
Speaker 5: Me, National fuck Day.
Speaker 1: The National taie one on Day. You're gonna tie on
Speaker 1: an aprieh apron on well at the.
Speaker 2: Apron because the apron I followed. Yeah, you're like hanging
Speaker 2: out with your friends from high school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, coming down house with a turkey for Thanksgiving meeting
Speaker 1: up at Uncle Eg's grabbing you six. I got to
Speaker 1: go to Uncle Hugi's because it's the only phrase that
Speaker 1: I can reliably say with the Philly accent.
Speaker 2: So I got it. Just go back to it every time,
Speaker 2: all right. My name is Jack O'Brien aka.
Speaker 5: Look at my veins. Look how they're mountain. Look at
Speaker 5: this troubling hue. Yeah, they are all yellow.
Speaker 2: Courtesy of piss jug Man on the discord shouts to
Speaker 2: piss jug Man. I don't think piss jug Man's been.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hit me up on Blue Sky. I will get
Speaker 1: you that discord invite because we I am seeing the
Speaker 1: benefits of added discord interest. Uh from all yours? Is
Speaker 1: that like a thing? Is it being played like?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Are we blowing on the piss jug like? It's an insight?
Speaker 2: I thought it was a mountain dew reference because of
Speaker 2: the song of the first ak they contributed, but it
Speaker 2: could just be that they carry around the jug of
Speaker 2: their own piss. There's many ways to dispose of your
Speaker 2: piss to relieve yourself, as we're gonna find out in
Speaker 2: today's episode. I'm thrilled to be joined as always by
Speaker 2: my co host. It's mister Miles brast.
Speaker 6: It's miles great akay past Halloween night. The holidays are
Speaker 6: creeping up. What's more uncomfortable fights, family arguments and slamming doors.
Speaker 2: Past the whip.
Speaker 6: Cream and wipe that shitty look right off your face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just doesn't seem like anybody.
Speaker 6: Wants you in this place. Don't try saving face. Just
Speaker 6: disinvite him. This in invite when your mall runs on
Speaker 6: has helped incite the fascists on the right.
Speaker 7: Just disinvite him this invite.
Speaker 6: They're fighting for the rights and you can't take the consequence.
Speaker 7: Of your action. Richuals keep staffing up. Send this ridiculous charade.
Speaker 7: There's no escaping tech moo goals and antives.
Speaker 1: Guys, please pass.
Speaker 4: The po okay shout out to lessen zero discord.
Speaker 1: A bit of thriller, A bit of reference to Jesse
Speaker 1: getting Gorilla.
Speaker 2: Been.
Speaker 4: We've been a thriller there for you, So then all
Speaker 4: that one spot a thriller. And I hope on this
Speaker 4: day before the rumble in many dining rooms or maybe not,
Speaker 4: or maybe people have you know done set boundaries in
Speaker 4: a healthy way to prevent yourself from getting into cataclysmic
Speaker 4: fights with your family. I wish everyone, uh much love
Speaker 4: on this day before the much love whatever whatever Thanksgiving
Speaker 4: eating it is.
Speaker 2: It is the day that when people go get drunk
Speaker 2: with their friends from high school or not or like
Speaker 2: friends from high school get drunk in my case. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so that first one, that.
Speaker 1: First Thanksgiving, like freshman year of college.
Speaker 4: The way people were like, dude, have I told you
Speaker 4: about like philosophy, like like whatever people are majoring in.
Speaker 4: It became like big show and tell that first like
Speaker 4: school break back, and like, dude, I didn't know what
Speaker 4: capitalist patriarchy? What that's sick. That's sick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. A little guy by the name of Marx.
Speaker 2: Have you met him? My, We're thrilled, Marquie Marx. We're
Speaker 2: thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a
Speaker 2: brilliant comedian writer actor has no special daddy long legs.
Speaker 2: You must go watch right now on Oh yeah, you Toobe.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: He's the corner of the disgusting Sorry, I gotta tell
Speaker 2: both sides. I gotta say the good and the bad.
Speaker 2: He is the coiner of the disgusting phrase plumpers to
Speaker 2: describe his legs, his juicy philly above the knee steaks.
Speaker 2: Please welcome the crazy, spooky, scary, hilarious. He's riding a
Speaker 2: recumbent bike in short shorts. It's wax.
Speaker 1: Something thick. The word will make you sick. They can't
Speaker 1: fit in overalls.
Speaker 8: Blake's plumper, plump, Or's pump, Or's pump, Or's pump pump,
Speaker 8: ER's plump, Or's plump. I ain't afraid of Colin Jost. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 8: it's like, Wow, I wonder if we can, in all entertainment,
Speaker 8: if it's fair to just make fun of Colin Jost.
Speaker 2: No one in this household, this one, not in this household,
Speaker 2: in this household, Colin the Jost is king in this house.
Speaker 2: We have not given up the Jost. Yeah, we stand
Speaker 2: by our king. Colin Jost. He acknowledges that his face
Speaker 2: is punishable, so he's he does.
Speaker 1: He says he has a punchable face.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think it was like most punishable face or something.
Speaker 1: You read Colin book, the book book Weird to Cover.
Speaker 1: I wrote the afterword it's my bossy pants.
Speaker 2: Uh No, I just heard that that was the title
Speaker 2: of of his book. And oh yeah, yeah, it's not
Speaker 2: really his face though, it's like his whole vibe. I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: it is more the problem.
Speaker 1: Most punishable, regardless of the whatever. The face looked like.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's just like a normal, handsome locked me out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's just a normal He's a seven, he's
Speaker 1: a seventh's.
Speaker 2: Seven fucking New York seven and New York seven. That's right.
Speaker 1: It is like you're doing I'm doing great. I'm doing great.
Speaker 1: I'm not going home first, like, let me cut you off,
Speaker 1: right there, go ahead, I'm doing great. Now, let me
Speaker 1: tell you I know I am. I am not going
Speaker 1: home for Thanksgiving. Let me cut myself off. How are
Speaker 1: you doing? Thank you so much for of course it's
Speaker 1: no problem. I remember, Oh so you're really really good.
Speaker 2: Really good, Yeah, really good.
Speaker 1: I also remember it would be your first freshman year,
Speaker 1: first time back for Thanksgiving before everybody blacked out immediately
Speaker 1: would be like you said, what's one thing you learned
Speaker 1: from a one oh one philosophy class? And also who
Speaker 1: Everyone was like, oh no, this is who I am now,
Speaker 1: So it's like, okay, he is a goatee for some reason.
Speaker 1: So that's that's, you know, giving off whatever vibe that is.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a leather Maybe they're wearing leather. Now maybe
Speaker 1: it's a leather person because they're they're bad.
Speaker 2: I came as a leather daddy, full leather daddy, thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I came back his shoulders.
Speaker 1: I was a leather baby where I completely whashed my
Speaker 1: entire body and were a leather dip.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had a leather diaper on, which was a fucking mistake.
Speaker 1: If you had to throw heard yeah, yeah, okay, well great,
Speaker 1: we've got to the bottom of it. There was a
Speaker 1: never mind, go ahead you I was cut a dick
Speaker 1: hole into the leather diaper, which I like, you're like
Speaker 1: you never mind? They were like all right, moving on.
Speaker 1: I was going to cut a dick hole in the leather.
Speaker 2: Can't stop.
Speaker 4: Full disclosure, Full disclosure.
Speaker 1: I was going to say it.
Speaker 2: And didn't say it, Miles, so it doesn't count.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually the only thing without a zipper on it
Speaker 1: on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you got? You got a little coffee.
Speaker 1: It's a little piss, you know. I like to swing
Speaker 1: by Quest Diagnostics. I like to swing by whenever I
Speaker 1: see a Quest Diagnostics medical diagnostic center. I was going, yeah,
Speaker 1: here were you guys putting me on the.
Speaker 2: Positive for weed snag A couple, and do the ones
Speaker 2: that test positive for weed taste different?
Speaker 1: Miles, No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You can't smell well, you can't taste the chips.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be honest. When you are a smoker,
Speaker 1: it does affect your palette. So I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: not the best one to me. I don't know, like
Speaker 1: I feel better when I drink the ones that have
Speaker 1: tested positive for drugs, right right, So I'm not a smoker.
Speaker 1: So if if you are able to might need that
Speaker 1: piss for me to drink. I can clear this up
Speaker 1: pretty okay.
Speaker 4: The first time he's made that, should just cut the
Speaker 4: recording because I might spot right around the corner.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, uh enough, blake enough, No, no, no,
Speaker 2: just I was just gonna I and the.
Speaker 1: I don't well, that's your right to say it. You
Speaker 1: didn't say it, but you were gonna say it. Just
Speaker 1: real real quick. We can edit this out. Last time, Miles,
Speaker 1: you sent me pissed, it was expired, so you could
Speaker 1: just send me like maybe spring a little bit. It was,
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you this, I guess we have to
Speaker 1: do this. I'm Mike. It wasn't inspired when I sent it.
Speaker 1: That's on courier to get it to you on time.
Speaker 2: So did you compare the expiration date with the postage
Speaker 2: day data postage? Because what do you?
Speaker 1: What do you? Matt Locke, Dude, just I don't know.
Speaker 9: I'm just like, he's it's not it's not it's not
Speaker 9: gonna match. That's why she was like four months old.
Speaker 2: Uh, all right, guys, we have news to get to.
Speaker 2: It's very important news. We have to get to this news.
Speaker 1: But it's the day before school. Lets out watch a movie.
Speaker 2: Well, the news matches that Drake Drake is suing Kendrick
Speaker 2: Lamar because he claims that Kendrick cheated on the test
Speaker 2: and like Not Like Us was not a popular song
Speaker 2: and they cheated on the charts to make people think
Speaker 2: they liked it, but they actually he was cheating. Okay,
Speaker 2: So it is the first time that a rat beef
Speaker 2: has ever been brought to court that anyone's ever been. Like,
Speaker 2: I'm telling the police on you. It's a good look.
Speaker 1: You should call him Drake Joel maw.
Speaker 2: You know what. And I'm gonna do a contrarian take.
Speaker 2: I think this is a good look for Drake. I
Speaker 2: think it's cool that he did this.
Speaker 1: Thank god, a rapper standing up for lawn order. I mean,
Speaker 1: you heard the lyrics. They're just it's it's it's it's wildness, wilderness.
Speaker 2: Anyways, it's it's just a bad look on so many
Speaker 2: different like levels. It's almost like a fractal, like, how
Speaker 2: how many ways this is a bad look? So we're
Speaker 2: gonna just get down.
Speaker 1: That'd be like if Jack, if you had pissed yourself
Speaker 1: on that Ferris wheel. I know you didn't, but if
Speaker 1: you did piss yourself and then like no one noticed
Speaker 1: and immediately be like I'm gonna sue you to the operator,
Speaker 1: like what like, look what I did to myself because
Speaker 1: of you? And you're like, what the.
Speaker 2: Fuck is ice?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, but you did it.
Speaker 2: So and when like everybody's everybody's pretty sure I pissed
Speaker 2: my pants, And then like six months later, everyone has
Speaker 2: like kind of moved all out, and then I bring
Speaker 2: a lawsuit against my six year old who said that
Speaker 2: I pissed my dads.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and you're going you're pursuing a Rico because
Speaker 1: you're saying he's conspiring with the fucking carnival operator exactly.
Speaker 2: So we'll talk about that we have a new public
Speaker 2: domain IP horror film that we have to premiere here
Speaker 2: on the video episode. We'll do our best to describe
Speaker 2: it to the people in the audio. In the world
Speaker 2: of audio, you losers, Well, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Until nineteen seventy, we say, Hi, she'll fucking dorks.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I never watched in a video of podcasts, but
Speaker 2: I'm told it's quite popular.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, I wouldn't do it if I were you, though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't do it.
Speaker 2: And then we are, of course, kind of talk about
Speaker 2: some good news for shower urinators CNN, you know, say
Speaker 2: what you will about their work, their war journalism, their
Speaker 2: politics journalism. Super producer Victor just chimed in in the
Speaker 2: chat and said, fucking.
Speaker 1: Finally, this is huge for producer Victor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw this headline and I immediately thought of you,
Speaker 2: yea super producer, we can cut that if you want.
Speaker 1: The So this is are you picturing and pissing in
Speaker 1: the showers? I can't getting a bit Clem, as they
Speaker 1: say in coffee talk thinking about this they, as they
Speaker 1: say on Comedians and cars, getting coffee for Clem.
Speaker 2: Recording does is unconvincing to me. Unfortunately, and I'm not
Speaker 2: I don't hold a very strong position on this. But
Speaker 2: well we'll get into you know what would that mean.
Speaker 2: I just don't see it. Okay, we'll get to it.
Speaker 2: But doctors are saying it's fine to be the shower.
Speaker 2: But my question is the witch. Doctors are saying that
Speaker 2: it's it's kind of a strange. The specialty that is
Speaker 2: reporting this is like, yeah, that's not the one that
Speaker 2: I thought was going to have a problem with this.
Speaker 1: But according to chiropractor, yeah, exact fine.
Speaker 2: Uh it's the penis doctor is like, guys, it's fine.
Speaker 2: It's like, of course, the penis doctor thinks it's fine.
Speaker 2: I wasn't worried it was bad for my penis. Uh anyways,
Speaker 2: Uh cut that use that on TikTok. I wasn't worried
Speaker 2: it was bad for my peace. What you just said?
Speaker 2: Oh no, all right, all that plenty more. But first,
Speaker 2: Blake Wexler, we do like to ask our guys, what
Speaker 2: is something from your sorrch history. I'm told that musicals
Speaker 2: are in right now, So that's why I'm trying something.
Speaker 1: All that and so much less, uh exactly and nothing
Speaker 1: at all. I was googling waxed jackets because it seemed
Speaker 1: because I have been candle making. No, they so there
Speaker 1: is wax wajacket, which what's that? What's that like waxed cotton,
Speaker 1: like wax canvas? Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. So I was
Speaker 1: looking for like a new jacket and there's some that
Speaker 1: are waxed, which I wasn't like familiar with. And it's
Speaker 1: the way of like weather proofing a jacket that they
Speaker 1: would use before, like Gore text and like those like
Speaker 1: kind of microplastics before what before microplastics.
Speaker 4: Text is just like all that waterproofing shit is a
Speaker 4: huge way we leach plastics into our body. Apparently, it's
Speaker 4: crazy they call me gore wax for that exact reason.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 2: The Scotch card is one of the main and first
Speaker 2: ways that we started getting microplastics into our bodies was
Speaker 2: Scotch card, which is like a very similar to what
Speaker 2: you're talking about. It the water beating thing, coating that
Speaker 2: shout out to three m y'all, we love three.
Speaker 1: M our Kings. I love Yeah, I love Unilever. Shout
Speaker 1: out to Unilever, Shout out to all our smith obviously,
Speaker 1: and so yeah, so they used to use wax, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what wouldn't that get on your stuff? Like,
Speaker 1: wouldn't like is that can that stain your clothes? Are
Speaker 1: like a wax wax globbing on the jack just like
Speaker 1: a wet like is it going to show up wet?
Speaker 1: And it seems like no, some and then you do
Speaker 1: need to re wax them, I think because if like
Speaker 1: the wax does come off eventually. But yeah, I was
Speaker 1: looking into that rewaxatione. The microplastics seem easy, so I
Speaker 1: might just.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a waxed jacket a couple of years back,
Speaker 2: and I couldn't deal like it was Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: just like two. It felt too weird and like you
Speaker 2: would like, you know, pinch it and it would stay pinched.
Speaker 2: You know. It's just like this like weird like very.
Speaker 1: Dry paper mache.
Speaker 2: Basically, Yeah, yeah, Jack, it's kind of weird. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's kind of cool, but I also, yeah, it felt
Speaker 2: it reminded me too much of Blake Scotch Guard. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I got Scotch Guard on the brain. Folks.
Speaker 1: ScotRail topic third rail topic with Jack bring up Scotch Blake.
Speaker 2: What's something he thinks underrated? Underrated?
Speaker 1: Uh? Pizza with a vodka sauce on it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's a new wave. It's so, it's just so good.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where it's like almost like
Speaker 1: putting bacon on anything, where it's like, yeah, okay, this
Speaker 1: is just another level. It's probably not I don't need
Speaker 1: a cream and based sauce, but I do need it
Speaker 1: now is the problem. So that door has been open
Speaker 1: and I can barely fit through it at this point.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's so it's just so good, like a
Speaker 1: white pizza. I can't really commit to nap and ham.
Speaker 2: What's that what you said?
Speaker 1: Oh? Sorry, I didn't. I misunderstood what you said. Well,
Speaker 1: just ask a follow up question, Miles. You don't have
Speaker 1: to make a deal out of it on that. I
Speaker 1: just I was clarifying what a white pizza was, I thought,
Speaker 1: And that's why I soa it's any pizza the Jack
Speaker 1: and yeah, Domino Pizza Bianco actually, as we say in
Speaker 1: the Old Country. But yes, go on, yes, sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm the one who looks foolish there. Yes, Papa
Speaker 1: John's uh primarily is a white pizza, even with man.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I've really gotten into uh into a
Speaker 1: vodka sauce. You gotta be careful with eating too much
Speaker 1: of it because it is it is a lot more
Speaker 1: cream and dairy and yeah, just so you know, it's.
Speaker 2: Too much for me, it really is, Like, well, first
Speaker 2: of all, I'm such a lover of marinara and just
Speaker 2: like a red a red sauce on my pizza. That
Speaker 2: that is really key to me. Like I any anytime
Speaker 2: at a pizza place, and I need the red sauce version.
Speaker 2: The white sauce is just like a different.
Speaker 1: Food for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good point,
Speaker 1: my alfredo, you know, m I see, but that's you're right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is a different delicious but a different food. This
Speaker 1: reminds me of my best friend Jeff is lactose intolerant.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so there's these I pas that are infused
Speaker 1: with lactose, like the beer beers and it's like I'm live.
Speaker 1: They're it's like milk and milk sugar and they're absolutely delicious.
Speaker 1: But he loved them so much he would binge drink them,
Speaker 1: but was lactose intolerance, so not only was he getting
Speaker 1: off sky alcohol beer bubbles also like burping and like
Speaker 1: just blowed it it was one of the funniest drunks
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my entire life of someone so
Speaker 1: physically uncomfortable. It's called the milk actively oh and like
Speaker 1: a milk stout. I didn't even I always saw that
Speaker 1: word there. I'm like that ship, I don't got milk
Speaker 1: in it. And then the dude they have they call
Speaker 1: it lacked, like lack to I don't know like what
Speaker 1: form it is. I don't think they're actually putting like
Speaker 1: a two percent you know in there, but yeah, half
Speaker 1: and half packets exactly a chance have beers. I like
Speaker 1: to have a you know, a cup of half and
Speaker 1: half next to me.
Speaker 2: If you put a little half and a half packet
Speaker 2: in a Guinness, it would look cool.
Speaker 1: I bet it would look beautiful.
Speaker 2: Just like yeah, an Irish storm.
Speaker 1: And then you get up and just fucking jumped by
Speaker 1: somebody for desecrating a pint of guinness. Brother, that's true.
Speaker 2: Asking what toppings go well with Vodkasa's pizza, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: guess shrimp.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be Oh wow, don't make me blush sauce. Yeah,
Speaker 1: shrimp is good, honestly, anything like they'll throw meat on
Speaker 1: it too.
Speaker 2: Heavy like heavy, meet with vodka, sauce with cheese, like
Speaker 2: too much. I need, I need a handgun, put like
Speaker 2: a forty five.
Speaker 1: If you met my wife, Barretta.
Speaker 2: It's such a beautiful name, it is. There's gotta be
Speaker 2: some Southern women named Barretta some other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, at this point, I mean, for the
Speaker 1: amount of people that name there, like male kids after guns,
Speaker 1: there's going to be a Barretta. Cold.
Speaker 2: Cold is Actually I wish the gun safety advocate in
Speaker 2: me wishes that name didn't go as hard as it does.
Speaker 2: But unfortunately, Cold is a cool.
Speaker 1: Name that goes hard hard.
Speaker 2: I think that name goes hard personally, that one.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I think it's so often I immediately picture a racist
Speaker 4: person like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Me too, Yeah, I like it that hard.
Speaker 2: That's the point Jack loves racist.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You guys work together for so long.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you're not picking up on that chet.
Speaker 1: You got to compartmentalize. It's a job, you know, I understand.
Speaker 1: I understand. Hey, do you guys hang out outside of Yeah?
Speaker 2: He always wants to show me a Civil War trading card.
Speaker 2: I got some good stuff, man. Another Stonewall Jackson, Do.
Speaker 1: You want it?
Speaker 2: What is that? Another one that I feel like goes I.
Speaker 1: Got travel or rookie card, and yeah, it was pretty sick.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, dude, this is dope. This is a gold
Speaker 1: sealed Braxton Bragg, General Braxton Bragg, dude, Fort Bragg.
Speaker 2: Ever heard of it?
Speaker 1: Well, they changed it because they woke mom. But whatever.
Speaker 2: Axton another sick name, Blake was something things overrated.
Speaker 1: George Armstrong Picket and his charge I think is incredibly overrated.
Speaker 1: The man was massacred. No, I'm gonna go with actually that,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with that.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was at Gettysburg Pickets charge they ran up
Speaker 1: a hill right into Union. Uh or in your world, Jack,
Speaker 1: the the other side.
Speaker 2: The bad guy, the Northern aggressors.
Speaker 1: The Northern aggressors.
Speaker 4: And did you see George Armstrong is Custer by the way,
Speaker 4: Oh Custer was George Strong Custer?
Speaker 1: George edg George Pickett, Oh, George Edward Pickett. Thank you, dude.
Speaker 1: I pick up a lot from hanging out with Jack
Speaker 1: because he shows me all of these cards and like.
Speaker 2: And that was my passive aggressive way of correcting you, saying, wow,
Speaker 2: I don't. I actually don't know that one little bit
Speaker 2: about it. I have a George Edward Oh you mean
Speaker 2: George Edward Pickett.
Speaker 1: Mistake. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I thought you knew about some Civil War battle that
Speaker 2: I was unfamiliar with, but that you were wrong.
Speaker 1: That's the weirdest lib version about arguing about the Confederacy.
Speaker 2: What the show is in this scenario.
Speaker 1: Jack is just such a big it that I got
Speaker 1: him a William to come say Sherman card, and he
Speaker 1: crossed out to come say so quickly with a with
Speaker 1: a permanent marker. And that's that's another general. And if
Speaker 1: you want to correct me on that middle name, you're
Speaker 1: fucking wrong.
Speaker 2: You say George.
Speaker 1: You said William to comes to Sherman, right, yeah, yeah, George,
Speaker 1: George Edward Pickett, excuse me, George Armstrong Custer. People say,
Speaker 1: you know, he fucked up. Georgia is so bad. That's
Speaker 1: why so much of the bad feelings about the Confederacy
Speaker 1: rising up remained to this day. He could have taken
Speaker 1: the gas a little bit. I think General Sherman was
Speaker 1: went a little too hard. Hey, he said he'd make
Speaker 1: Georgia hal and he did. He did not a liar
Speaker 1: yet drunk but not. I read his book a few
Speaker 1: of it. I really am interested in Sherman. He's just
Speaker 1: kind of a fucking weird guy.
Speaker 4: I read it pinned down. He's hard to pin down
Speaker 4: where he stood on like slavery, but he knew he
Speaker 4: hated people that liked slavery. It's just very like his
Speaker 4: writings are very all over the place. But he hey, man,
Speaker 4: you can, I'll take it. Yeah, no, for real, real.
Speaker 4: Well it's crazy too because all of his ship, he
Speaker 4: didn't get to fight in any of the wars, so
Speaker 4: he just spent his time riding his horse around the
Speaker 4: South and then so and like he missed all these
Speaker 4: other bigger wars like the Seminole Water showing up late.
Speaker 1: He's getting passed over. So then by the time the
Speaker 1: Civil War hit, he's like, bro, I know this fucking
Speaker 1: entire map like the back of my hand. I've just
Speaker 1: been listening to fucking emo music on my horse this
Speaker 1: whole time. I'm ready put me in. If that guy
Speaker 1: had like four pent up wars in him and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: a little little freaky m all right. So that was
Speaker 1: let's take it, quick break. Whatever that was.
Speaker 2: That was your overhead of the thing, Okay, George something,
Speaker 2: Edward Pickett's charge, Edward Pickett's charge. That's right, all right,
Speaker 2: let's take a quick break. We'll come right back and
Speaker 2: talk about Drake. We're Ryanan, We're back.
Speaker 1: We're back. Why I said by no, we're back, Blake,
Speaker 1: We're back, Blake. I say, hello, thank you? Which one
Speaker 1: is the one when you when you arrived? Which one
Speaker 1: when you get there? High you go, yeah, hello, I'm coming.
Speaker 1: Just do aloha Hello.
Speaker 2: That's how we did it last time, to get you straight,
Speaker 2: because it's the same for both of them.
Speaker 1: Sounds so both the yeah ok. Because you're imagine this
Speaker 1: dude saying aloha in New Jersey to Helloa, sho Helloha.
Speaker 2: I know some people who that's their thing. They're big,
Speaker 2: really loha people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that even on the I can
Speaker 1: see you. Are they like Hawaiian?
Speaker 2: Are they what? They're usually like? Fifty something men? Tom Shirts,
Speaker 2: it's sent to you Tommy Bahama shirts. Yes, exactly. Who
Speaker 2: have surfed? They've left.
Speaker 1: You know, they did one lesson where a guy pushed
Speaker 1: them on a wave and.
Speaker 2: I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: Are you singing that at four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: They just show up on the beach and just stand
Speaker 1: there with their hands in their pockets, watching the surfers
Speaker 1: and giving them tips as they come in. It's like,
Speaker 1: please stop, get that one. Get that one. Get that
Speaker 1: you should have got that one.
Speaker 2: I noticed the bend in your knees. That one actually
Speaker 2: was a good one. All right, let's talk about Drake. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to think of what he thought was
Speaker 2: gonna happen here, Like do we think ya? He dropped
Speaker 2: this lawsuit right around a few days after Kendrick dropped
Speaker 2: his album. I'm assuming he was in the works for
Speaker 2: a while, but I'm assuming he could have also like
Speaker 2: held up the punch at the last second to be like, ooh,
Speaker 2: this is a bad luck. Let's not do this. Everybody's
Speaker 2: enjoying Kendrick's new album. It's really good. Instead, he went
Speaker 2: forward with a lawsuit alleging that the song's.
Speaker 1: Two loss not like technically two lawsuits.
Speaker 2: Okay, two lawsuits, all right, film me in.
Speaker 4: So the first lawsuit was saying that Universe at UMG
Speaker 4: Universal Music Group, that's his label.
Speaker 1: Two was like there they were. They were collaborating with
Speaker 1: Spotify to like artificially inflate the popularity of Not Like Us.
Speaker 1: He's like not like just like, how could it do so?
Speaker 1: How could it do numbers like this? This is some
Speaker 1: kind of this is some kind of scheme.
Speaker 4: Then there's a second lawsuit with UMG saying that like
Speaker 4: basically that Universal and iHeart engaged in a Paola scheme
Speaker 4: to artificially begin playing Not Like Us all over terrestrial radio,
Speaker 4: and then basically because of it too, they're all just
Speaker 4: like it was defaming him too, because they're talking about
Speaker 4: being a certified pedophis, Like, oh, there's there's many dimensions
Speaker 4: to this. There's like and I think he's that's the
Speaker 4: one he wants to bring up on a rico. Like
Speaker 4: it's very fucking wow the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Did not know iHeart our parent comedy was involved, well
Speaker 1: allegedly and they weren't. I mean yeah and they and
Speaker 1: they also weren't. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: I will say I've had the thought frequently throughout my
Speaker 2: life that some of the songs I've seen at the
Speaker 2: top of like the charts, like felt like they were
Speaker 2: kind of being artificially pushed there, you know, like I
Speaker 2: will look at the Apple top one hundred songs charts,
Speaker 2: and it'll be like, oh, that's a big album release
Speaker 2: for you know what the record label, and like one
Speaker 2: of the songs is suddenly like at the top of
Speaker 2: the charts, and then it like disappears a few days later,
Speaker 2: and it's like that felt like maybe somebody was pushing
Speaker 2: up there, or they had like something gamed in the algorithm,
Speaker 2: you know, not like us, as not one of these
Speaker 2: is not one of the songs I've In fact, it's
Speaker 2: probably the last song that I have ever thought that about,
Speaker 2: Like I've never had more first hand evidence that people
Speaker 2: actually fucked with the song in my life.
Speaker 1: They're paying them Jack, They're paying these people.
Speaker 2: Were they paying all those cars driving past me in
Speaker 2: LA and on the East Coast also when I was
Speaker 2: over there to play it like all summer? Like maybe
Speaker 2: maybe at a time when people have access to every
Speaker 2: song like on their fever, like most people have access
Speaker 2: to every song in these streaming devices, Like a shockingly
Speaker 2: high percentage of them were playing Not like Us every
Speaker 2: time they would drive by, like ye all summer everywhere,
Speaker 2: like it was just everywhere. Were they paying everybody in
Speaker 2: the world to know the lyric?
Speaker 1: Did they were they like give any concert where someone plays.
Speaker 2: It, everyone in all the viral videos who like knew
Speaker 2: the lyrics and also did they like fund the acting
Speaker 2: classes so that everyone could be expertly transmitting genuine joy
Speaker 2: as they like laughed at all of these people punchlines
Speaker 2: at Drake. They were on the same class at Juilliard,
Speaker 2: you know, they they found the best of people to
Speaker 2: do this.
Speaker 1: Juilliard is the humongous school. It's like the Ohio State yea, Wisconsin,
Speaker 1: I think on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Juilliard actually has its own public transit system.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: Actually I feel like, again, this is just one of
Speaker 1: those things we're in the season of people not accepting
Speaker 1: that they their time has come, or it's or their
Speaker 1: influence is waning, and they're doing like the principal Skinner.
Speaker 2: Thing of it.
Speaker 1: It's not me, it's the children. They're wrong, or it's
Speaker 1: the there's a conspira against me. The thing that was
Speaker 1: I think, and we've talked about this, I feel like,
Speaker 1: probably off Mike a lot, is that the time of
Speaker 1: this Kendrick Beef, people were already like we were ready
Speaker 1: to move on from Drake. Everyone was like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 4: Dude, you're like the biggest fucking artists, Like we don't
Speaker 4: really care anymore, like we're ready for something new. And
Speaker 4: the Beef just kind of made that transition away from
Speaker 4: Drake very frictionless, so people were like, yeah, fuck it. Yeah, Actually,
Speaker 4: Kendrickick is actually articulating some of the things I didn't
Speaker 4: know I felt about Drake and then boom, here we are.
Speaker 4: But he's taking it as some fucking Russia Gate type
Speaker 4: thing because the people his fans the way, they're like like,
Speaker 4: it's all bots.
Speaker 1: Just stop. It's such stop this steal energy. They were saying.
Speaker 1: They're like, this is actually genius from from Drake because
Speaker 1: now it's gonna help stifle the GNX numbers if they
Speaker 1: try and run up the GNX numbers. And they're like,
Speaker 1: how does this song that's so big only do this
Speaker 1: many spins for the album? Like something's not right. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe the album isn't as popular as not like us.
Speaker 1: That's just really the only thing they're saying. The song
Speaker 1: of the Summer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, also that song is not on gn X. What
Speaker 2: I don't know they're saying that.
Speaker 4: They were saying overall that if if Drake or Kendrick
Speaker 4: was so popping, then how come the gn X album
Speaker 4: isn't doing mega bonkers numbers already, which it's like doing fine,
Speaker 4: but at this but the logic is just very tenuous.
Speaker 1: It's just like d but that song was so big.
Speaker 1: Holcome this song isn't three Jullion times button right?
Speaker 2: The one person who, like I would believe if somebody
Speaker 2: levied this charge at a popular rapper, the one person
Speaker 2: who it would make sense to me about would be
Speaker 2: Drake Bonnie because oh sorry, the popular rapper. Sorry sorry, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: but Drake like did seem to always be dominating charts
Speaker 2: for a number of years, like even his like features,
Speaker 2: and then he also would release these like mega albums
Speaker 2: with like way too many like B minus C plus
Speaker 2: songs on them, and I was always like, why is
Speaker 2: he doing that instead of just like releasing the ten
Speaker 2: best of those songs and having a classic album. And
Speaker 2: people are like, well, actually it's smart business from him,
Speaker 2: Like it's basically record label logic that that actually juices
Speaker 2: your numbers on the charts and you can like basically
Speaker 2: game the algorithm to be all over the place and
Speaker 2: like get a number of spins and then your album
Speaker 2: goes platinum, which to me is like, well, yeah, but
Speaker 2: that can't be how Drake thinks about things. He's supposed
Speaker 2: to be an artist, but it does seem like how
Speaker 2: cross the past decade of his career that has been
Speaker 2: how he thinks about things and his music just like never,
Speaker 2: it feels like he likes having hits and like the
Speaker 2: you know, appearance of being a hit maker so much
Speaker 2: that he just like never developed as an artist or
Speaker 2: a human being. Well but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: The thing that I think, just just to understand right
Speaker 4: of how we used to do things is, you know,
Speaker 4: when the Billboard charts were out in the times, we
Speaker 4: were lining up on a Tuesday for a CD or whatever.
Speaker 4: Each it was easy to track because one album sold,
Speaker 4: like you can quantify that. Then streaming came up, and
Speaker 4: it's like over half of the music consumption is happening
Speaker 4: on streaming, So Billboard had to change the way that
Speaker 4: they count sales or how are they going to quantify
Speaker 4: translate online streaming into the charts. So basically it's something
Speaker 4: like fifteen hundred streams of any song on an album
Speaker 4: is considered as an album physically sold, so it benefits
Speaker 4: the artists to make like huge albums and try and
Speaker 4: get like three songs to pop and then get then
Speaker 4: you can get platinum because people are just playing the
Speaker 4: shit out of three songs. Like you think about that album,
Speaker 4: the Drake album Views. I don't like that album at all,
Speaker 4: Like I'm not really a fan of Views.
Speaker 2: At all, and it do this shit is eight times
Speaker 2: platinum and you're like, Views, Well, that's also because it
Speaker 2: has one Dance, which is a huge song and Hotline
Speaker 2: bling on it that.
Speaker 1: I mean, one Dance is doing most of the lifting there.
Speaker 4: But those songs are getting played over and over and
Speaker 4: over and over again, and that's it's really just like
Speaker 4: those songs went eight times platinum, not the album. So
Speaker 4: that's sort of like the logic that these artists apply,
Speaker 4: and you see it everywhere like Migos, you know, like
Speaker 4: their albums are getting longer and longer, like everyone. It's
Speaker 4: just understood that, Okay, my album can be platinum if
Speaker 4: I can get one song to be played so many
Speaker 4: times over and over.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That's also why books got longer, Like Tolstoy and
Speaker 2: like Dostrosky and like all the like, they actually got
Speaker 2: credit by the page and they recorded how long someone
Speaker 2: was reading their book, and that's how they would go
Speaker 2: platinum as the authors.
Speaker 1: And we're not even talking about David Foster Wallace, you know,
Speaker 1: and and we won't and we should be and we won't.
Speaker 1: But we did promise, Blake that we wouldn't time.
Speaker 2: You won't this time.
Speaker 4: Sorry, we should talk about the Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
Speaker 4: That's my code to get around the talking about seven
Speaker 4: eleven in there. It's like, why is this Here's.
Speaker 2: Seven eleven is incredibly versatile. I don't know why it
Speaker 2: wouldn't be there, Blake.
Speaker 1: Seven eleven.
Speaker 2: Never forget Also like, so this really does remind me
Speaker 2: like this dynamic that comes up all the time on
Speaker 2: the show, which is, you know, we we talked about
Speaker 2: a lot in the context of Donald Trump, where he
Speaker 2: will accuse his opponent of doing something that he himself
Speaker 2: is clearly doing. And a lot of the times we
Speaker 2: explain it by being like, well, it's part of a
Speaker 2: strategy where you like it by by accusing them of
Speaker 2: the thing you're doing. First, they can't then be like no,
Speaker 2: you you do that, you're the one, because then you
Speaker 2: look like a child, right like not me, you I'm
Speaker 2: rubbery or glue and so like that it like seems
Speaker 2: strategically like Okay, I think I know why they're doing it,
Speaker 2: but I also think more and more, Like I was
Speaker 2: talking to a friend of mine about his friend who
Speaker 2: like got clean and was like, you know, great reformed,
Speaker 2: upstanding citizen, in a good place emotionally, except he was
Speaker 2: always certain that people were stealing from him. And my
Speaker 2: friend eventually was like, hey, man, like, by the way
Speaker 2: before you got clean, Like, what was the way you
Speaker 2: fucked people over, like when you were a junkie And
Speaker 2: his friend was like, oh, I was a horrible thief
Speaker 2: and he was like, ah, okay, and like I've actually
Speaker 2: like once I heard that story, I started like, you know,
Speaker 2: I feel like I see that in my life. I
Speaker 2: see that like in a lot of places where like
Speaker 2: insecurities that you have are actually based on things that
Speaker 2: you like have wrong with you, you know, because you
Speaker 2: there's like a part of you that just assumes the
Speaker 2: rest of the world is fucked up in the same
Speaker 2: way that you are, and right that this made me
Speaker 2: think of that, This made me think that like Drake
Speaker 2: is just assuming on behalf of everybody else, like that
Speaker 2: they're doing the thing he's like, watch, I'm gonna accuse
Speaker 2: them of the thing that I did.
Speaker 1: The thing I think, I think it's simpler is that
Speaker 1: he is just so insecure. This guy is taking huge
Speaker 1: l's with his online gambling and drinking NonStop on live streams,
Speaker 1: and he got punched square in the mouth by Kendrick
Speaker 1: and it is just in such a day as can't
Speaker 1: believe what's happened to him that he's now just trying
Speaker 1: to go down this path where someone is clearly gassing
Speaker 1: him up on some like conspiracy theory. Shit. Yeah, but again,
Speaker 1: I think this is also.
Speaker 4: Speaks to the person who becomes famous as a child
Speaker 4: or in like your adolescence is you kind of get
Speaker 4: locked in that mindset to a certain degree. So I
Speaker 4: think his solutions to like these much more adult like
Speaker 4: problems are just coming from like an emotionally stunted place.
Speaker 2: You're like, no, they were cheating, and that's what's like, dude,
Speaker 2: you could.
Speaker 1: Just shut up. It was a tattle tale. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: like what the fuck are you talking about? Just fucking
Speaker 1: just paid off, bro, and your people. People are still
Speaker 1: buy your dance ship when it comes out, but just relaxed, dude,
Speaker 1: Stop bringing attention to this shit again.
Speaker 2: Nah, he's nah, they're the ones that are wrong. They're
Speaker 2: the ones that are wrong. Drake, stay with it, Drake,
Speaker 2: keep going, Keep get the one goes all the way
Speaker 2: to the top. Drake, keep going. You're gonna get to
Speaker 2: the bottom of it.
Speaker 1: Cut to It's like, oh, well, iHeart podcast is folded.
Speaker 1: That happened.
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break to uh, we
Speaker 2: we have to confer with our lawyers, and we'll be
Speaker 2: right back with more news. And we're back and we
Speaker 2: did confer with our lawyers, and we can talk about
Speaker 2: this next story about public domain.
Speaker 1: I p m hmmm.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have a bunch of themed episodes where Miles
Speaker 2: plays Winnie the Pooh, I.
Speaker 1: Play Pinocchio, or and I'll play Bill Blake will play Jeppetto.
Speaker 2: I don't know why Pinocchio.
Speaker 1: I know I am a bit of a pedophile, but
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I know you were going to
Speaker 1: fight guy.
Speaker 2: I told I told you.
Speaker 4: That's felt like a terrible joke. Lob I threw up
Speaker 4: and I was like, I think, ye, there.
Speaker 2: You're going to do it.
Speaker 5: There he is.
Speaker 2: Job pedophile. All right. Uh so we're hungry for I
Speaker 2: p We're Home out Here and Polly Pocket, Holly Pocket,
Speaker 2: Toma Gotchi, Barbie Berbie.
Speaker 1: Oh that one was good. I can't wait for the
Speaker 1: John Jonathan Nolan directed Ferbie movie to come out.
Speaker 2: Dude, is that real?
Speaker 1: Maybe not yet?
Speaker 2: Not yet, but there's a free idea Oppenheimer, The Life
Speaker 2: of Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1: Oh, William.
Speaker 2: Good team of rival. All right, sorry, anyways, just we
Speaker 2: just had a new character enter the Pubby domain. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it is not Pinocchio, Poppye, the Sailor Man, the
Speaker 2: sailorman himself. Yeah, there are there's fucking reference yesterday you did,
Speaker 2: I said the Jay Leno's I looks like Popeye got yeah,
Speaker 2: bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 1: Two very current references. That's fantastic. I'm bummed. I miss that.
Speaker 2: He's a gen Z.
Speaker 1: He's gen Z.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to reach the kids. Yeah, there's two different alright, so.
Speaker 1: There go the advertisers. There's two different Popeye horror films
Speaker 1: that have been announced. What they're fucking there's two, dude,
Speaker 1: there's two.
Speaker 2: That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: A trailer just dropped for the movie called Popeye the
Speaker 1: Slayer Man. Okay, and the movie basically it looks like
Speaker 1: a I don't know, like a troubled child's drawings come
Speaker 1: to life. And it's about a group of kids that
Speaker 1: want to shoot a documentary about an old spinach cannary
Speaker 1: and where it's rumored to be haunted by the sailor Man.
Speaker 1: And you know, ship obviously goes left because they want
Speaker 1: to go into a haunted cannery.
Speaker 2: And be like we're documentary crew.
Speaker 1: Documentary cannery here is. We'll just we'll go through this
Speaker 1: and give you a bit of a description of this
Speaker 1: trailer because it is something not like our childhood at all.
Speaker 1: Drone is all the stuff for the equipment.
Speaker 2: Drone. He's just carrying a guitar for some reason.
Speaker 1: That pirate man thing you were going on in that
Speaker 1: piratemann the sailor Man.
Speaker 2: Tonight's last night we can get inside.
Speaker 1: It's just a creepy just factory. That's a lot of fog.
Speaker 7: The charming stories circulating about us.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in ghost stories.
Speaker 2: Now this guy is given a great perform real.
Speaker 1: There's they did that fun trope where there's like the
Speaker 1: guy at the bar who overhears your conversation and then
Speaker 1: interjects with like the narrative like pushing force nugget bomb.
Speaker 1: Wait to be that. By the way, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to become that guy in real life.
Speaker 3: Is real?
Speaker 1: What what do you mean, blumpers? I invented that term.
Speaker 2: He's also in the abandoned Spinach Canary. It seems like
Speaker 2: they're just not doing a good job of establishing.
Speaker 1: Look their canteen for like the canary workers. But we'll
Speaker 1: we'll see him again.
Speaker 2: Sailing was a bar.
Speaker 1: Oh look at that chin. It's Popeye. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: like this the visitors stopping at his doorst.
Speaker 2: Look at the forearms doing some school project. And why
Speaker 2: won't she just picked the phone off?
Speaker 1: What should I do?
Speaker 9: She said, they're going to be.
Speaker 2: At the old K factory.
Speaker 1: Oh they're going.
Speaker 2: Uh why there was a spinach contamination?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I understand. That's because there was a spinach
Speaker 1: contamination and that turned a sailorman into Popeye.
Speaker 2: It was it was spinach content. It has like some
Speaker 2: secret of the ooze notes to it. This fine wine
Speaker 2: has some secret of the ooze notes.
Speaker 1: Say yes and fetid spinach end notes.
Speaker 2: I feel like you didn't need the magic spinach part.
Speaker 2: You could just say that he is like a sailorman
Speaker 2: who really likes spinach, who's been like, you know, shut
Speaker 2: up in there and jacking off for forty years. And
Speaker 2: that's why we're like.
Speaker 4: A big commentary on how we don't support veterans or something.
Speaker 4: It's like this sailor like fucked off to like and
Speaker 4: just started doing so many forearm exercises in an abandoned
Speaker 4: factory that.
Speaker 2: He's just like my cajack. Get to the part where he's.
Speaker 1: Stress balls, and then it's a gateway drug too, of
Speaker 1: course je full. Yeah, yeah, so it goes on. There's
Speaker 1: just so much. This is the rest of the trailer
Speaker 1: is just the most just the most brittle killed, wacky violence.
Speaker 1: We can play it in the background. One guy had
Speaker 1: his like wrist ripped off, his wrist ripped. There's a
Speaker 1: woman looking at old. He's just okay, I don't what
Speaker 1: has happened there? Did he just rip off someone's hair?
Speaker 2: He just scouted somebody with his bare hands? Yeah you,
Speaker 2: oh my god. This when he's smushing a guy's head,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all the class nail That is the thing
Speaker 2: that happens in a lot of horror movies. Stepping on
Speaker 2: a nail is just like that now that hurt. That's
Speaker 2: home alone, baby, you know what?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I just want to bring back the
Speaker 1: force at which through this nail just shoots up through
Speaker 1: this guy's like Chuck Taylor. It almost seems like were
Speaker 1: you stomping on it? Sorry? This is the guy getting
Speaker 1: his head popped like a great right here?
Speaker 2: Whoops?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's like he was like, hold on, let
Speaker 1: me just step on this nail rather than no, it's
Speaker 1: like a dagger. Yeah, And it was just kind of
Speaker 1: like loosely up.
Speaker 2: So is supposed to be Popeyes, it's actually just Health
Speaker 2: Safety code violent face or is that about his face?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I hope it is the character.
Speaker 4: He's probably some kind of yeah abomination because he ate
Speaker 4: old cane spinach and it made and that is it.
Speaker 2: Would have been funny. The can spinach has been uh,
Speaker 2: you know, riding high for too long, and it's about
Speaker 2: time that there there was some counter propaganda agit prop
Speaker 2: about what can spinich can actually do to you.
Speaker 1: The forearms are real, they're huge fake. The guy's actually
Speaker 1: incredibly handsome, but we had to put a mask on.
Speaker 2: Him, just a wide cast for the most yoked or
Speaker 2: like there's like that one dude who's like the arm
Speaker 2: wrestling champion, you know what I'm talking about, who's got
Speaker 2: like just the wildest sized hands and forearms.
Speaker 1: Have you seen this guy? You guys seen this?
Speaker 2: They like one of his forearms in our hands is
Speaker 2: like massive, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it looks like it looks yeah, like it
Speaker 1: looks like the secret of the ooze came for this guy.
Speaker 1: Wait whereas here it is just really quick. I want
Speaker 1: Blake to see too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why does it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So look at that. His hands are big already, but
Speaker 1: his like.
Speaker 2: That way, Miles, it's got to be some kind of
Speaker 2: like genetic problem, blessing, some kind of jacking off related. Yeah,
Speaker 2: these people are real. These people really exist, and they
Speaker 2: will twist your arm back so bad that your veins
Speaker 2: rip in half.
Speaker 1: So it's good. Just for the record, I have you
Speaker 1: ever had can't?
Speaker 2: What would you do with it?
Speaker 1: It's just it's just like a hack to not cook it.
Speaker 1: You just throw it in like a fucking can spin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an entree, I would say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it got me through the depression.
Speaker 1: Man, Okay, I got that ship.
Speaker 2: With your with your giant, grotesquely muscled arm, squeeze it
Speaker 2: until it shoot out the top and then catch it
Speaker 2: in her mouth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, cool and all and the whole time, your
Speaker 4: pipe actually never falls out of your mouth, your cornyone pipe.
Speaker 2: What was his wife's name, Penelope?
Speaker 1: Olive oil, olive oil.
Speaker 2: Olive oil.
Speaker 1: I was close olive oil.
Speaker 2: A They had a real like Mario Peach Bowser Cuck
Speaker 2: situation go on where it was, you know where Popeye
Speaker 2: was kind of into it. Olive oil in the move
Speaker 2: the like Shelley Devall was olive oil. Robin Williams was
Speaker 2: the titular sailor man pop Bye. Robert deon Niro played Bluto.
Speaker 2: Actually I don't know who played Blueto.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was actually al Pacino.
Speaker 2: J M McNabb our, writer pointed out Ernest Hemingway's A
Speaker 2: Farewell to Arms enters the public domain in twenty twenty five,
Speaker 2: so we can be ready for a low budget horror
Speaker 2: movie about a slasher who cuts off people's limbs and
Speaker 2: is impotent and anti Semitic. Probably I haven't read a
Speaker 2: Farewell to arms, but asshole. Yeah, from below to forearms,
Speaker 2: to fall Helloa, to these four arms, farewell to your arms.
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. We nailed it, we cracked the coat.
Speaker 2: And finally CNN, just when, just when you were ready
Speaker 2: to give up, On CNN, they broke a major story
Speaker 2: concerning the world of shower urination. A lot of people
Speaker 2: think that peeing in the shower is unhygienic and gross
Speaker 2: and get out of here. Well I'm taking a shower,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what are you doing. But according to urologists,
Speaker 2: there's no real downside. It's quote just convenient. So penis
Speaker 2: doctors are here to tell you that it's fine to
Speaker 2: pee in the shower. But like I thought it, like
Speaker 2: my my I concern was more with like the dirty,
Speaker 2: like the fact that it's gross and would create like
Speaker 2: a dirty atmosphere that would like give you no, that's
Speaker 2: how you just got to You just pee all over
Speaker 2: your own feet. That's actually like even when you're out
Speaker 2: of the shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you start to do
Speaker 2: it on your own feet.
Speaker 1: But also urology, it doesn't just isn't always it's just
Speaker 1: if you have a urethroat, that's what they Okay, that's
Speaker 1: like it's urinary stuff, so it's all urinary all right,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I guess that wasn't But either fucking idiot either way,
Speaker 2: that wasn't the thing that I thought was the problem
Speaker 2: with peeing in the shower. I thought it was.
Speaker 1: I never fucking thought there was ever a problem because
Speaker 1: you're basically in an always on toilet when you're when
Speaker 1: you're peeing in the shower, always.
Speaker 2: On toilet, constantly flushing toilet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like there's nothing, there's nothing stagnating in.
Speaker 2: There, constantly flushing toilet real quick.
Speaker 1: I don't know I need to say this, but I
Speaker 1: feel like it's others that's the problem, where like you
Speaker 1: don't want to sign up into walking into uh and
Speaker 1: always on toilet toilet right as Miles said, But I
Speaker 1: guess you're saying because you're using soap and water is
Speaker 1: constantly running, there's pissing all over my own feet.
Speaker 2: It's just on my own feet. What do you know?
Speaker 1: You should know?
Speaker 2: The logic in the article really seems like it's just
Speaker 2: they asked like college undergrads, Like they're like, yeah, well,
Speaker 2: like it gets it gets rinsed away. Why would I like,
Speaker 2: why does that? Matt, Like, it doesn't seem like they're
Speaker 2: using any real like, what about when I'm taking fortease,
Speaker 2: don't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't just don't. They legitimately say that's how you get
Speaker 1: a uti. That could be say, you know, you said no,
Speaker 1: don't piss in the bath. I just sorry, Jack as
Speaker 1: usual was talking over you, Miles. Which one is it?
Speaker 1: Don't piss in the bath? Bath, don't, don't, don't don't.
Speaker 2: They literally address that in the article.
Speaker 1: Literally, yeah, they're like, hold on, asshole may not be bad,
Speaker 1: but that's not the case for baths and hot tubs.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, thank you. Warm stagnant water is a breeding
Speaker 2: ground for bacteria and fung guy. It raises the risk
Speaker 2: of bacteria entering your urethra when sitting in the tub. Again,
Speaker 2: So this is what I'm saying. They are only concerned
Speaker 2: with the urethra because that is their specialty. So all
Speaker 2: they're telling you is peeing in the shower is okay
Speaker 2: for your urethra. It is. I wouldn't take this advice
Speaker 2: anywhere else. I wouldn't say it's definitely fine for my
Speaker 2: foot infection or for you know, like it just feels
Speaker 2: like they're you know, doctors have specialties, and this this
Speaker 2: specialty is there's just like what it's fine because because
Speaker 2: it must be like a question.
Speaker 1: They get all the time, right, well, because it sounds
Speaker 1: like too they're they're saying like, wow, obviously in a
Speaker 1: public shower, it said, I wouldn't about worrying about getting
Speaker 1: an infection from someone urinating in a public in public
Speaker 1: base areas as much as any mold or fungus you're
Speaker 1: sleeping in. So I don't know. Maybe that's just like
Speaker 1: the one guy thing. He's like, I'm more worried about
Speaker 1: them mold and fungus. I mean, yeah, maybe the ping
Speaker 1: is bad, but I like the thing I said. The
Speaker 1: one risk is that it could create a quote psychological
Speaker 1: association between the sound of running water and the urge
Speaker 1: to be I think most of us do already have
Speaker 1: that on someone right, right, You need to hear a
Speaker 1: little tinkle tinkle and it helps. Yeah, the pp CO
Speaker 1: that's what I play. You know those noise machines, like
Speaker 1: white noise machines at night. I have one, a separate one,
Speaker 1: so in my room is just white noise, and then
Speaker 1: my bathroom is a waterfall, just so I can, yeah,
Speaker 1: just so I can piss. Do you know about the kangaroo?
Speaker 1: Because this like this pissing in the in the bath
Speaker 1: or a warm hot tub thing reminded me of where
Speaker 1: the kangaroo is a parasite. Yeah, and that crawls up
Speaker 1: your piss stream and then you can't pull it out
Speaker 1: of your I don't know if it affects just the
Speaker 1: penis or if it affects everything else too. But do
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about, Miles? Have you heard
Speaker 1: of the kangaroo?
Speaker 4: It's anything about that, And I don't think I was
Speaker 4: ever in any promotional material around awareness for that or
Speaker 4: medications to treat it.
Speaker 1: So maybe it was an India Yeah, probably, probably probably.
Speaker 1: Do you have a kangaroo? Though?
Speaker 2: Why are you as good?
Speaker 9: Good?
Speaker 2: Sounds good, though, Let's move.
Speaker 1: On this topic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just trying to trying to get my way.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a normal thing to happen. Find a new angle.
Speaker 1: You're shuffling uncomfortably over there. Yeah, it's just dang couch man.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it does. It makes my eure
Speaker 1: throat feel like something stuck up in there. I think
Speaker 1: you have a parasite. It's fine, Oh gosh, this thing
Speaker 1: coming out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1: Anyway, were you.
Speaker 2: Saying, oh, just that it's kangaroo? Yeah, kangaroo that feels.
Speaker 2: I feel like we might have read about that thing
Speaker 2: once I cracked, but I don't. I don't remember if
Speaker 2: it was debunking it as a myth or being like,
Speaker 2: this is a real thing, watch out for your urethra.
Speaker 1: But I would love to know if it's a myth.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's real. But if it is a myth,
Speaker 1: someone needs to tell me. So soon to start pissing
Speaker 1: into the Amazon.
Speaker 2: I run to the Amazon and take it.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, it's it's from their Amazon. Right? Is that
Speaker 1: the thing?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Because I remember there was a guy in you can
Speaker 1: get anything out there. There was a guy in ninety
Speaker 1: Day Fiance who was dating a woman in Brazil and
Speaker 1: he was moving from Kentucky to like the Amazon Jungle,
Speaker 1: and he packed all these condoms because he's like, for
Speaker 1: when I go swim in the river. He's like, I
Speaker 1: got to put a condom on. I'm like, all bag,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's gonna do. This sounds like
Speaker 1: a good idea. Yeah. He also left with a lock
Speaker 1: of his mother's hair, so it was kind of a
Speaker 1: strange guy. That's tough.
Speaker 2: It's also weird that they like do this whole thing
Speaker 2: where they're talking about peeing in the shower, but they
Speaker 2: never like even mentioned the question that's on everyone's mind,
Speaker 2: which is like, you know, catching it in your mouth,
Speaker 2: like when you're doing.
Speaker 1: It in the shore.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 1: So I found when you're laying down and trying to
Speaker 1: do that that the shower.
Speaker 2: Water water actually will actually get the pace.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, so you have to turn the shower off and
Speaker 2: you're just then you're not showering at all, You're just laying.
Speaker 1: Down in a bathtub.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure it's the only safe way to practice and
Speaker 2: not get your clothes on that stuff. But like they
Speaker 2: don't even talk about that, So it's like, okay, so
Speaker 2: obviously you're only thinking about urethra safety. You're not thinking
Speaker 2: about like the real world where the rest of us
Speaker 2: live and try to practice catching our p in our mouth.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Democrats, you missed me on this one because you
Speaker 1: didn't talk about stuff that. Yeah, when it's not practice
Speaker 1: that makes perfect, it's perfect practice that makes perfect. And
Speaker 1: that's what Check's talking about right now.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Blake wex letter on that note, pleasure having
Speaker 2: you as always? Where can people find you? Follow you
Speaker 2: all the good stuff?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: Blake at Blake Lexler and all social media and some
Speaker 1: big stand up date December fifth, I'm headlining my hometown club,
Speaker 1: Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, so that thank you. I
Speaker 1: can't wait. It's my favorite show to do each year.
Speaker 1: January fourth, I'm doing my reviews are in show at
Speaker 1: Steel Stacks in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. And March fifteenth, another big
Speaker 1: one in Los Angeles. I'm headlining the ice House in Pasadena.
Speaker 1: So wait, when's January one? March fifteenth, a Saturday.
Speaker 10: January one fourth, Oh no, no, no no, March fifteenth,
Speaker 10: March fifteenth, January fourth, Bethlehem, March fifth, March fifteenth, December fifth, Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're gonna have to. We're all gonna have to
Speaker 1: do something. You might have to. I don't get them sticks. Well,
Speaker 1: it's fine. You owe me a couple of cheese sticks.
Speaker 1: Let's not forget you still, Yeah, I do, I do well.
Speaker 1: You owe me a surgery after you broke my hand
Speaker 1: trying to pay for Sorry, it's it's the metal. You
Speaker 1: had a medal that you snapped my it. It was
Speaker 1: a box cutter. I threatened you with. You don't have
Speaker 1: to make euphemisms. That was it was poor form for me.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have threatened you with the OC like that.
Speaker 1: I forget when Miles was finally in the public domain.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be how his character kills people with a
Speaker 1: platinum cart with a platinum card. Wasn't that in the
Speaker 1: Glimmer Man.
Speaker 2: Didn't Steven Segal have like a fucking like he slid
Speaker 2: a guy's throat with a credit card with a credit card,
Speaker 2: that's in the Glimmer Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can express.
Speaker 2: Did you say that cut their throat? No? After he
Speaker 2: goes cash your charge?
Speaker 1: I don't know everywhere you want to be?
Speaker 2: Uh. He works on all four of those lines.
Speaker 1: What's all got cut?
Speaker 8: That one?
Speaker 2: That one's good? He says, all of those on your camera?
Speaker 1: That's good. Can you imagine? That's what he keep That's
Speaker 1: what he talks to putin about. He's like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you remember the Glimmer Man. I had like
Speaker 1: about five different lines they didn't use. Man, Can I
Speaker 1: tell him to you really quick? And he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's doing the glimmer Man again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually kill people this fucking h Blake? Is
Speaker 2: there a work of media? Hey Blake?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, what's what's going on? What can I help
Speaker 1: you with?
Speaker 2: I don't know how to ask this, but is there
Speaker 2: a like a work of media you've been enjoying or
Speaker 2: anything like that.
Speaker 1: Let's dive in right December fifth, hel Am Comedy Club, Philadelphia. Okay,
Speaker 1: so the work of media where oddly and stand up
Speaker 1: And I say oddly if you've only seen his stand up,
Speaker 1: But like Anthony Jesselnik has become the voice against the
Speaker 1: Tony hinchcliffs of the world and he's the yeah, which
Speaker 1: is He's had some really good quotes about that. So
Speaker 1: I've been watching more of his stuff now knowing it
Speaker 1: does help it good and it's it's the opposite and
Speaker 1: it's so rude.
Speaker 2: But he had a joke.
Speaker 1: I watched, uh the Trump like his part of the
Speaker 1: Trump roast and on Comedy CENTRALI I'm not sure which
Speaker 1: it was around six or seven, I think is No, No,
Speaker 1: No twenty eleven, I think was around when it was
Speaker 1: and he had a joke that made me laugh. It's
Speaker 1: also just so surreal seeing Donald Trump sitting there still
Speaker 1: wearing the same outfit with his dumb fucking red tie on,
Speaker 1: and the joke was Donald The only difference between you
Speaker 1: and Michael Douglas and the movie Wall Street is that
Speaker 1: no one is going to get sad when you get cancered.
Speaker 8: That's right.
Speaker 1: It just hit me today. It was great that Trump
Speaker 1: clipped him on THEO Vaughn's podcast and he was just
Speaker 1: breaking down how like so many comedians are just interested
Speaker 1: in being offensive and then being like, oh, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is just woke or whatever? And then he's like, no,
Speaker 1: like the art is like getting away with it because
Speaker 1: what you're doing isn't like you're You're still able to
Speaker 1: talk about certain things, but just not in such an
Speaker 1: offensive and THEO Vonn's like, holy shit, man, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like a great point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait what Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like Andy Warhol quote.
Speaker 2: Amazing Miles, Where can people find you? Is there a
Speaker 2: workingmedia you've been in?
Speaker 1: Find me where they got the ad symbols and includes
Speaker 1: Blue Sky, Miles of Gray, Find Jack and I on
Speaker 1: the basketball podcast Miles and Jack Got Mad where. This
Speaker 1: week we will be having some guy on yet TBD,
Speaker 1: but a known Philadelphian quantity to be dirt bag. Maybe
Speaker 1: dirt bag, uh, totally boring douchebag will be on TB
Speaker 1: d also find me talking about ninety and let's see
Speaker 1: something I like yes on Blue Sky at Wapple House
Speaker 1: dot b Sky dot Social Christie, I'm a Gucci Maine.
Speaker 1: Uh the skated mustard and what they talking about.
Speaker 4: What they talk about the time one is skippy the
Speaker 4: Ohio riz for elder millennials and shout out you Willie
Speaker 4: because you did put there. I'm sub skeating Miles and
Speaker 4: Jack right now, come on tell me tell them the.
Speaker 1: Master.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: I want to first of all, do a correction of
Speaker 2: appiece of media I've been enjoying. I quoted uh Emily
Speaker 2: at m Kawa on Blue Sky it was the bust rhymes.
Speaker 2: It was the wester rhymes.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 2: That was stolen from apology Amati, who tweeted that a
Speaker 2: few days before that. So stop stealing people's ship, you
Speaker 2: stealing stop stop.
Speaker 1: Bite pot that engagement. Just say adult ship like the
Speaker 1: rest of us.
Speaker 2: Some tweets I've been enjoying pixelated boat aka mister Christmas
Speaker 2: display name already. Uh tweeted ham Plane for my real
Speaker 2: friends and Plaine ham for my sham friends. And it's uh,
Speaker 2: I don't know that that doesn't make sense. It's without
Speaker 2: the image uh uh and uh Slate at Please Be
Speaker 2: Nice tweeted showing up to Thanksgiving dinner with an infectious
Speaker 2: disease in honor of the Pilgrims.
Speaker 1: I think that's funny.
Speaker 2: I think I'm doing that this year because I have
Speaker 2: a cough that just won't quit.
Speaker 1: Quit, likeyarms just won't quit.
Speaker 2: You can find me on Blue Sky at jack obi one,
Speaker 2: Jack ob the Number one, no spaces, no underscores, and
Speaker 2: then on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can find
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Speaker 2: our episodes and our footnpe. We link off to the
Speaker 2: information that we talked about in today's episode, as well
Speaker 2: as a song that we think enjoy. Oh man, Dad,
Speaker 2: is there a song you think people might.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a track. It's so wild. My dad
Speaker 1: texted me.
Speaker 2: He's like, hey, you hear this song. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I just saw the video and it's pretty cool. And
Speaker 1: my first reaction is like, oh, what is this?
Speaker 4: And it was actually very dope from it's from this
Speaker 4: spoken word artist named Joshua E.
Speaker 1: De Ahan I D E h E N. And it's
Speaker 1: called Mum Does the Washing.
Speaker 4: And it's really it's just it's like this spoken word thing,
Speaker 4: but he's just explaining how you use the metaphor of
Speaker 4: Mum does the Washing to explain liberalism, capitalism, uh, feudalism, Zionism, colonialism, Americanism,
Speaker 4: all libertarianism.
Speaker 1: And it's always funny. It's just like a it's and
Speaker 1: it has like a cool beat behind it.
Speaker 4: It's just a very interesting track and I just like
Speaker 4: it and you will like it because it's kind of
Speaker 4: stimulating as you listen to it and clever.
Speaker 1: So this is Joshua E. Ahan with Mom does the Washing?
Speaker 2: All right, we will link off to that in the footnotes.
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