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Speaker 3: We're gonna laugh here for you. It's just we're just

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Speaker 1: The one that didn't do it actually got canceled. I

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Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and well I'm not stopping and welcome

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Speaker 2: to season three, sixty six, episode three of Dally's Guys

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Speaker 2: production of iHeartRadio. This is a podcast where we take

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Speaker 2: a deep into America. Share Consciousness, America, Share Consciousness.

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Speaker 1: Yo, yo, just the energy right now.

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Speaker 2: I know it's in the afternoon. Now, I'm like more

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Speaker 2: saying stuff like this, because this is a video ep

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Speaker 4: What they talk about, they about, what they talk ab about,

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Speaker 2: A daily Zeitgeist pod. You can go check out some

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Speaker 2: video episodes. It is Wednesday, November twenty, twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 2: We're almost through November. Miles. He told it to take

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now I'm saying, get the fuck out of get

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Speaker 2: What is November twenty seventh?

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Speaker 1: National Jukebox Day? Shout out everybody with a new box. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: It's also a National craft Jerky Day, National.

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Speaker 1: Cream by Day, by Way and killed.

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Speaker 5: Me, National fuck Day.

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Speaker 1: The National taie one on Day. You're gonna tie on

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Speaker 2: Apron because the apron I followed. Yeah, you're like hanging

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Speaker 1: Yeah, coming down house with a turkey for Thanksgiving meeting

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Speaker 2: So I got it. Just go back to it every time,

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Speaker 2: all right. My name is Jack O'Brien aka.

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Speaker 5: Look at my veins. Look how they're mountain. Look at

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Speaker 2: today's episode. I'm thrilled to be joined as always by

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Speaker 6: It's miles great akay past Halloween night. The holidays are

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Speaker 2: Past the whip.

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Speaker 6: Cream and wipe that shitty look right off your face.

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Speaker 6: Wants you in this place. Don't try saving face. Just

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Speaker 7: Just disinvite him this invite.

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Speaker 6: They're fighting for the rights and you can't take the consequence.

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Speaker 4: The po okay shout out to lessen zero discord.

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Speaker 1: A bit of thriller, A bit of reference to Jesse

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Speaker 1: You read Colin book, the book book Weird to Cover.

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Speaker 4: Full disclosure, Full disclosure.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say it.

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Speaker 1: That's on courier to get it to you on time.

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Speaker 1: What do you? Matt Locke, Dude, just I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's very important news. We have to get to this news.

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Speaker 2: Well, the news matches that Drake Drake is suing Kendrick

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Speaker 2: and like Not Like Us was not a popular song

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Speaker 1: Uh? Pizza with a vodka sauce on it. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: Heavy like heavy, meet with vodka, sauce with cheese, like

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Speaker 1: If you met my wife, Barretta.

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Speaker 2: It's such a beautiful name, it is. There's gotta be

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Speaker 2: Cold is Actually I wish the gun safety advocate in

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Speaker 2: me wishes that name didn't go as hard as it does.

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Speaker 2: But unfortunately, Cold is a cool.

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Speaker 1: Name that goes hard hard.

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Speaker 2: I think that name goes hard personally, that one.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why.

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Speaker 4: I think it's so often I immediately picture a racist

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Speaker 1: Me too, Yeah, I like it that hard.

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Speaker 2: That's the point Jack loves racist.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You guys work together for so long.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you're not picking up on that chet.

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Speaker 1: You got to compartmentalize. It's a job, you know, I understand.

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Speaker 2: He always wants to show me a Civil War trading card.

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Speaker 2: I got some good stuff, man. Another Stonewall Jackson, Do.

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Speaker 1: You want it?

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Speaker 2: What is that? Another one that I feel like goes I.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, dude, this is dope. This is a gold

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Speaker 1: sealed Braxton Bragg, General Braxton Bragg, dude, Fort Bragg.

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Speaker 2: Ever heard of it?

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Speaker 1: Well, they changed it because they woke mom. But whatever.

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Speaker 1: George Armstrong Picket and his charge I think is incredibly overrated.

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Speaker 1: The man was massacred. No, I'm gonna go with actually that,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with that.

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Speaker 1: the the other side.

432
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 2: The bad guy, the Northern aggressors.

433
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: The Northern aggressors.

434
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 4: And did you see George Armstrong is Custer by the way,

435
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 4: Oh Custer was George Strong Custer?

436
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: George edg George Pickett, Oh, George Edward Pickett. Thank you, dude.

437
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 1: I pick up a lot from hanging out with Jack

438
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: because he shows me all of these cards and like.

439
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 2: And that was my passive aggressive way of correcting you, saying, wow,

440
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 2: I don't. I actually don't know that one little bit

441
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 2: about it. I have a George Edward Oh you mean

442
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 2: George Edward Pickett.

443
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 1: Mistake. I'm sorry.

444
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 2: I thought you knew about some Civil War battle that

445
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 2: I was unfamiliar with, but that you were wrong.

446
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: That's the weirdest lib version about arguing about the Confederacy.

447
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,360
Speaker 2: What the show is in this scenario.

448
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: Jack is just such a big it that I got

449
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: him a William to come say Sherman card, and he

450
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 1: crossed out to come say so quickly with a with

451
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: a permanent marker. And that's that's another general. And if

452
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 1: you want to correct me on that middle name, you're

453
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: fucking wrong.

454
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 2: You say George.

455
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: You said William to comes to Sherman, right, yeah, yeah, George,

456
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 1: George Edward Pickett, excuse me, George Armstrong Custer. People say,

457
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,719
Speaker 1: you know, he fucked up. Georgia is so bad. That's

458
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 1: why so much of the bad feelings about the Confederacy

459
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: rising up remained to this day. He could have taken

460
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 1: the gas a little bit. I think General Sherman was

461
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: went a little too hard. Hey, he said he'd make

462
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 1: Georgia hal and he did. He did not a liar

463
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 1: yet drunk but not. I read his book a few

464
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 1: of it. I really am interested in Sherman. He's just

465
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: kind of a fucking weird guy.

466
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,400
Speaker 4: I read it pinned down. He's hard to pin down

467
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 4: where he stood on like slavery, but he knew he

468
00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,040
Speaker 4: hated people that liked slavery. It's just very like his

469
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 4: writings are very all over the place. But he hey, man,

470
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 4: you can, I'll take it. Yeah, no, for real, real.

471
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 4: Well it's crazy too because all of his ship, he

472
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 4: didn't get to fight in any of the wars, so

473
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 4: he just spent his time riding his horse around the

474
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 4: South and then so and like he missed all these

475
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 4: other bigger wars like the Seminole Water showing up late.

476
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: He's getting passed over. So then by the time the

477
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: Civil War hit, he's like, bro, I know this fucking

478
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 1: entire map like the back of my hand. I've just

479
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 1: been listening to fucking emo music on my horse this

480
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 1: whole time. I'm ready put me in. If that guy

481
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: had like four pent up wars in him and yeah, yeah,

482
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: a little little freaky m all right. So that was

483
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: let's take it, quick break. Whatever that was.

484
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 2: That was your overhead of the thing, Okay, George something,

485
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 2: Edward Pickett's charge, Edward Pickett's charge. That's right, all right,

486
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 2: let's take a quick break. We'll come right back and

487
00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 2: talk about Drake. We're Ryanan, We're back.

488
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 1: We're back. Why I said by no, we're back, Blake,

489
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 1: We're back, Blake. I say, hello, thank you? Which one

490
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: is the one when you when you arrived? Which one

491
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: when you get there? High you go, yeah, hello, I'm coming.

492
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: Just do aloha Hello.

493
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 2: That's how we did it last time, to get you straight,

494
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 2: because it's the same for both of them.

495
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: Sounds so both the yeah ok. Because you're imagine this

496
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: dude saying aloha in New Jersey to Helloa, sho Helloha.

497
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 2: I know some people who that's their thing. They're big,

498
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 2: really loha people.

499
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that even on the I can

500
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: see you. Are they like Hawaiian?

501
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 2: Are they what? They're usually like? Fifty something men? Tom Shirts,

502
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 2: it's sent to you Tommy Bahama shirts. Yes, exactly. Who

503
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 2: have surfed? They've left.

504
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: You know, they did one lesson where a guy pushed

505
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: them on a wave and.

506
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 2: I'm doing it.

507
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: Are you singing that at four o'clock in the morning.

508
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: They just show up on the beach and just stand

509
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: there with their hands in their pockets, watching the surfers

510
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: and giving them tips as they come in. It's like,

511
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: please stop, get that one. Get that one. Get that

512
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: you should have got that one.

513
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 2: I noticed the bend in your knees. That one actually

514
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 2: was a good one. All right, let's talk about Drake. Yeah, man,

515
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to think of what he thought was

516
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 2: gonna happen here, Like do we think ya? He dropped

517
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: this lawsuit right around a few days after Kendrick dropped

518
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 2: his album. I'm assuming he was in the works for

519
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 2: a while, but I'm assuming he could have also like

520
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 2: held up the punch at the last second to be like, ooh,

521
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 2: this is a bad luck. Let's not do this. Everybody's

522
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 2: enjoying Kendrick's new album. It's really good. Instead, he went

523
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 2: forward with a lawsuit alleging that the song's.

524
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: Two loss not like technically two lawsuits.

525
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 2: Okay, two lawsuits, all right, film me in.

526
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 4: So the first lawsuit was saying that Universe at UMG

527
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 4: Universal Music Group, that's his label.

528
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: Two was like there they were. They were collaborating with

529
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: Spotify to like artificially inflate the popularity of Not Like Us.

530
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: He's like not like just like, how could it do so?

531
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: How could it do numbers like this? This is some

532
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: kind of this is some kind of scheme.

533
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 4: Then there's a second lawsuit with UMG saying that like

534
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 4: basically that Universal and iHeart engaged in a Paola scheme

535
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 4: to artificially begin playing Not Like Us all over terrestrial radio,

536
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 4: and then basically because of it too, they're all just

537
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 4: like it was defaming him too, because they're talking about

538
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 4: being a certified pedophis, Like, oh, there's there's many dimensions

539
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 4: to this. There's like and I think he's that's the

540
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 4: one he wants to bring up on a rico. Like

541
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 4: it's very fucking wow the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

542
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: Did not know iHeart our parent comedy was involved, well

543
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: allegedly and they weren't. I mean yeah and they and

544
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: they also weren't. Yeah, thank you.

545
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 2: I will say I've had the thought frequently throughout my

546
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: life that some of the songs I've seen at the

547
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 2: top of like the charts, like felt like they were

548
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 2: kind of being artificially pushed there, you know, like I

549
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 2: will look at the Apple top one hundred songs charts,

550
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 2: and it'll be like, oh, that's a big album release

551
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 2: for you know what the record label, and like one

552
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 2: of the songs is suddenly like at the top of

553
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 2: the charts, and then it like disappears a few days later,

554
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 2: and it's like that felt like maybe somebody was pushing

555
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 2: up there, or they had like something gamed in the algorithm,

556
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 2: you know, not like us, as not one of these

557
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 2: is not one of the songs I've In fact, it's

558
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 2: probably the last song that I have ever thought that about,

559
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 2: Like I've never had more first hand evidence that people

560
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 2: actually fucked with the song in my life.

561
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: They're paying them Jack, They're paying these people.

562
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 2: Were they paying all those cars driving past me in

563
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 2: LA and on the East Coast also when I was

564
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 2: over there to play it like all summer? Like maybe

565
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 2: maybe at a time when people have access to every

566
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 2: song like on their fever, like most people have access

567
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 2: to every song in these streaming devices, Like a shockingly

568
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 2: high percentage of them were playing Not like Us every

569
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 2: time they would drive by, like ye all summer everywhere,

570
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 2: like it was just everywhere. Were they paying everybody in

571
00:32:58,840 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 2: the world to know the lyric?

572
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: Did they were they like give any concert where someone plays.

573
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 2: It, everyone in all the viral videos who like knew

574
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 2: the lyrics and also did they like fund the acting

575
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 2: classes so that everyone could be expertly transmitting genuine joy

576
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 2: as they like laughed at all of these people punchlines

577
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 2: at Drake. They were on the same class at Juilliard,

578
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 2: you know, they they found the best of people to

579
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 2: do this.

580
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: Juilliard is the humongous school. It's like the Ohio State yea, Wisconsin,

581
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: I think on Saturday.

582
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Juilliard actually has its own public transit system.

583
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

584
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 2: It was.

585
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: Actually I feel like, again, this is just one of

586
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: those things we're in the season of people not accepting

587
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: that they their time has come, or it's or their

588
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: influence is waning, and they're doing like the principal Skinner.

589
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 2: Thing of it.

590
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: It's not me, it's the children. They're wrong, or it's

591
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: the there's a conspira against me. The thing that was

592
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: I think, and we've talked about this, I feel like,

593
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: probably off Mike a lot, is that the time of

594
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: this Kendrick Beef, people were already like we were ready

595
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: to move on from Drake. Everyone was like, yeah, we

596
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: get it.

597
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 4: Dude, you're like the biggest fucking artists, Like we don't

598
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 4: really care anymore, like we're ready for something new. And

599
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 4: the Beef just kind of made that transition away from

600
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 4: Drake very frictionless, so people were like, yeah, fuck it. Yeah, Actually,

601
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 4: Kendrickick is actually articulating some of the things I didn't

602
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 4: know I felt about Drake and then boom, here we are.

603
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 4: But he's taking it as some fucking Russia Gate type

604
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 4: thing because the people his fans the way, they're like like,

605
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 4: it's all bots.

606
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:44,240
Speaker 1: Just stop. It's such stop this steal energy. They were saying.

607
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 1: They're like, this is actually genius from from Drake because

608
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: now it's gonna help stifle the GNX numbers if they

609
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: try and run up the GNX numbers. And they're like,

610
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: how does this song that's so big only do this

611
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: many spins for the album? Like something's not right. It's like, well,

612
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: maybe the album isn't as popular as not like us.

613
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: That's just really the only thing they're saying. The song

614
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: of the Summer.

615
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, also that song is not on gn X. What

616
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 2: I don't know they're saying that.

617
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,240
Speaker 4: They were saying overall that if if Drake or Kendrick

618
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 4: was so popping, then how come the gn X album

619
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:21,760
Speaker 4: isn't doing mega bonkers numbers already, which it's like doing fine,

620
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 4: but at this but the logic is just very tenuous.

621
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: It's just like d but that song was so big.

622
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: Holcome this song isn't three Jullion times button right?

623
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 2: The one person who, like I would believe if somebody

624
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,919
Speaker 2: levied this charge at a popular rapper, the one person

625
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 2: who it would make sense to me about would be

626
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 2: Drake Bonnie because oh sorry, the popular rapper. Sorry sorry, sorry, sorry,

627
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 2: but Drake like did seem to always be dominating charts

628
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 2: for a number of years, like even his like features,

629
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 2: and then he also would release these like mega albums

630
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,280
Speaker 2: with like way too many like B minus C plus

631
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 2: songs on them, and I was always like, why is

632
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 2: he doing that instead of just like releasing the ten

633
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 2: best of those songs and having a classic album. And

634
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 2: people are like, well, actually it's smart business from him,

635
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: Like it's basically record label logic that that actually juices

636
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 2: your numbers on the charts and you can like basically

637
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 2: game the algorithm to be all over the place and

638
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 2: like get a number of spins and then your album

639
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 2: goes platinum, which to me is like, well, yeah, but

640
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 2: that can't be how Drake thinks about things. He's supposed

641
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 2: to be an artist, but it does seem like how

642
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 2: cross the past decade of his career that has been

643
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 2: how he thinks about things and his music just like never,

644
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 2: it feels like he likes having hits and like the

645
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 2: you know, appearance of being a hit maker so much

646
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 2: that he just like never developed as an artist or

647
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 2: a human being. Well but yeah, yeah.

648
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Speaker 4: The thing that I think, just just to understand right

649
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 4: of how we used to do things is, you know,

650
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 4: when the Billboard charts were out in the times, we

651
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 4: were lining up on a Tuesday for a CD or whatever.

652
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 4: Each it was easy to track because one album sold,

653
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 4: like you can quantify that. Then streaming came up, and

654
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 4: it's like over half of the music consumption is happening

655
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 4: on streaming, So Billboard had to change the way that

656
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 4: they count sales or how are they going to quantify

657
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 4: translate online streaming into the charts. So basically it's something

658
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 4: like fifteen hundred streams of any song on an album

659
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 4: is considered as an album physically sold, so it benefits

660
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 4: the artists to make like huge albums and try and

661
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 4: get like three songs to pop and then get then

662
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 4: you can get platinum because people are just playing the

663
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 4: shit out of three songs. Like you think about that album,

664
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 4: the Drake album Views. I don't like that album at all,

665
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 4: Like I'm not really a fan of Views.

666
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 2: At all, and it do this shit is eight times

667
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 2: platinum and you're like, Views, Well, that's also because it

668
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 2: has one Dance, which is a huge song and Hotline

669
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 2: bling on it that.

670
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: I mean, one Dance is doing most of the lifting there.

671
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 4: But those songs are getting played over and over and

672
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 4: over and over again, and that's it's really just like

673
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 4: those songs went eight times platinum, not the album. So

674
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 4: that's sort of like the logic that these artists apply,

675
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 4: and you see it everywhere like Migos, you know, like

676
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 4: their albums are getting longer and longer, like everyone. It's

677
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 4: just understood that, Okay, my album can be platinum if

678
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 4: I can get one song to be played so many

679
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 4: times over and over.

680
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. That's also why books got longer, Like Tolstoy and

681
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 2: like Dostrosky and like all the like, they actually got

682
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 2: credit by the page and they recorded how long someone

683
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 2: was reading their book, and that's how they would go

684
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 2: platinum as the authors.

685
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: And we're not even talking about David Foster Wallace, you know,

686
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,959
Speaker 1: and and we won't and we should be and we won't.

687
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: But we did promise, Blake that we wouldn't time.

688
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 2: You won't this time.

689
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 4: Sorry, we should talk about the Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

690
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 4: That's my code to get around the talking about seven

691
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 4: eleven in there. It's like, why is this Here's.

692
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 2: Seven eleven is incredibly versatile. I don't know why it

693
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 2: wouldn't be there, Blake.

694
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: Seven eleven.

695
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 2: Never forget Also like, so this really does remind me

696
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 2: like this dynamic that comes up all the time on

697
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 2: the show, which is, you know, we we talked about

698
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 2: a lot in the context of Donald Trump, where he

699
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 2: will accuse his opponent of doing something that he himself

700
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 2: is clearly doing. And a lot of the times we

701
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 2: explain it by being like, well, it's part of a

702
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 2: strategy where you like it by by accusing them of

703
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 2: the thing you're doing. First, they can't then be like no,

704
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 2: you you do that, you're the one, because then you

705
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 2: look like a child, right like not me, you I'm

706
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:12,720
Speaker 2: rubbery or glue and so like that it like seems

707
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 2: strategically like Okay, I think I know why they're doing it,

708
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 2: but I also think more and more, Like I was

709
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 2: talking to a friend of mine about his friend who

710
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 2: like got clean and was like, you know, great reformed,

711
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 2: upstanding citizen, in a good place emotionally, except he was

712
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 2: always certain that people were stealing from him. And my

713
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 2: friend eventually was like, hey, man, like, by the way

714
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 2: before you got clean, Like, what was the way you

715
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 2: fucked people over, like when you were a junkie And

716
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 2: his friend was like, oh, I was a horrible thief

717
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 2: and he was like, ah, okay, and like I've actually

718
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 2: like once I heard that story, I started like, you know,

719
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 2: I feel like I see that in my life. I

720
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 2: see that like in a lot of places where like

721
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 2: insecurities that you have are actually based on things that

722
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 2: you like have wrong with you, you know, because you

723
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 2: there's like a part of you that just assumes the

724
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 2: rest of the world is fucked up in the same

725
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 2: way that you are, and right that this made me

726
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 2: think of that, This made me think that like Drake

727
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 2: is just assuming on behalf of everybody else, like that

728
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 2: they're doing the thing he's like, watch, I'm gonna accuse

729
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 2: them of the thing that I did.

730
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: The thing I think, I think it's simpler is that

731
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: he is just so insecure. This guy is taking huge

732
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 1: l's with his online gambling and drinking NonStop on live streams,

733
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 1: and he got punched square in the mouth by Kendrick

734
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,439
Speaker 1: and it is just in such a day as can't

735
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 1: believe what's happened to him that he's now just trying

736
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: to go down this path where someone is clearly gassing

737
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 1: him up on some like conspiracy theory. Shit. Yeah, but again,

738
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: I think this is also.

739
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 4: Speaks to the person who becomes famous as a child

740
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 4: or in like your adolescence is you kind of get

741
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 4: locked in that mindset to a certain degree. So I

742
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 4: think his solutions to like these much more adult like

743
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 4: problems are just coming from like an emotionally stunted place.

744
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 2: You're like, no, they were cheating, and that's what's like, dude,

745
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,320
Speaker 2: you could.

746
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: Just shut up. It was a tattle tale. Yeah, just

747
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,280
Speaker 1: like what the fuck are you talking about? Just fucking

748
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: just paid off, bro, and your people. People are still

749
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 1: buy your dance ship when it comes out, but just relaxed, dude,

750
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,959
Speaker 1: Stop bringing attention to this shit again.

751
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 2: Nah, he's nah, they're the ones that are wrong. They're

752
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,240
Speaker 2: the ones that are wrong. Drake, stay with it, Drake,

753
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 2: keep going, Keep get the one goes all the way

754
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 2: to the top. Drake, keep going. You're gonna get to

755
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 2: the bottom of it.

756
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: Cut to It's like, oh, well, iHeart podcast is folded.

757
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: That happened.

758
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break to uh, we

759
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 2: we have to confer with our lawyers, and we'll be

760
00:42:50,640 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 2: right back with more news. And we're back and we

761
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 2: did confer with our lawyers, and we can talk about

762
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 2: this next story about public domain.

763
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: I p m hmmm.

764
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 2: We're gonna have a bunch of themed episodes where Miles

765
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 2: plays Winnie the Pooh, I.

766
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: Play Pinocchio, or and I'll play Bill Blake will play Jeppetto.

767
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 2: I don't know why Pinocchio.

768
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: I know I am a bit of a pedophile, but

769
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I know you were going to

770
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 1: fight guy.

771
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 2: I told I told you.

772
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 4: That's felt like a terrible joke. Lob I threw up

773
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 4: and I was like, I think, ye, there.

774
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 2: You're going to do it.

775
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 5: There he is.

776
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 2: Job pedophile. All right. Uh so we're hungry for I

777
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 2: p We're Home out Here and Polly Pocket, Holly Pocket,

778
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:05,800
Speaker 2: Toma Gotchi, Barbie Berbie.

779
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: Oh that one was good. I can't wait for the

780
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 1: John Jonathan Nolan directed Ferbie movie to come out.

781
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 2: Dude, is that real?

782
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: Maybe not yet?

783
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 2: Not yet, but there's a free idea Oppenheimer, The Life

784
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 2: of Oppenheimer.

785
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,439
Speaker 1: Oh, William.

786
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 2: Good team of rival. All right, sorry, anyways, just we

787
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 2: just had a new character enter the Pubby domain. Yeah,

788
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 2: and it is not Pinocchio, Poppye, the Sailor Man, the

789
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 2: sailorman himself. Yeah, there are there's fucking reference yesterday you did,

790
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 2: I said the Jay Leno's I looks like Popeye got yeah,

791
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 2: bye bye bye bye.

792
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: Two very current references. That's fantastic. I'm bummed. I miss that.

793
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 2: He's a gen Z.

794
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: He's gen Z.

795
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 2: I'm trying to reach the kids. Yeah, there's two different alright, so.

796
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: There go the advertisers. There's two different Popeye horror films

797
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: that have been announced. What they're fucking there's two, dude,

798
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: there's two.

799
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 2: That doesn't make sense.

800
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: A trailer just dropped for the movie called Popeye the

801
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: Slayer Man. Okay, and the movie basically it looks like

802
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 1: a I don't know, like a troubled child's drawings come

803
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: to life. And it's about a group of kids that

804
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: want to shoot a documentary about an old spinach cannary

805
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 1: and where it's rumored to be haunted by the sailor Man.

806
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 1: And you know, ship obviously goes left because they want

807
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: to go into a haunted cannery.

808
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 2: And be like we're documentary crew.

809
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: Documentary cannery here is. We'll just we'll go through this

810
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: and give you a bit of a description of this

811
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: trailer because it is something not like our childhood at all.

812
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: Drone is all the stuff for the equipment.

813
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 2: Drone. He's just carrying a guitar for some reason.

814
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: That pirate man thing you were going on in that

815
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: piratemann the sailor Man.

816
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 2: Tonight's last night we can get inside.

817
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 1: It's just a creepy just factory. That's a lot of fog.

818
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 7: The charming stories circulating about us.

819
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: I don't believe in ghost stories.

820
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 2: Now this guy is given a great perform real.

821
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: There's they did that fun trope where there's like the

822
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: guy at the bar who overhears your conversation and then

823
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: interjects with like the narrative like pushing force nugget bomb.

824
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: Wait to be that. By the way, I can't wait

825
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: to become that guy in real life.

826
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 3: Is real?

827
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: What what do you mean, blumpers? I invented that term.

828
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 2: He's also in the abandoned Spinach Canary. It seems like

829
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 2: they're just not doing a good job of establishing.

830
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 1: Look their canteen for like the canary workers. But we'll

831
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: we'll see him again.

832
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 2: Sailing was a bar.

833
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: Oh look at that chin. It's Popeye. Oh my god,

834
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 1: like this the visitors stopping at his doorst.

835
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 2: Look at the forearms doing some school project. And why

836
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 2: won't she just picked the phone off?

837
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: What should I do?

838
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 9: She said, they're going to be.

839
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 2: At the old K factory.

840
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 1: Oh they're going.

841
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 2: Uh why there was a spinach contamination?

842
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I understand. That's because there was a spinach

843
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: contamination and that turned a sailorman into Popeye.

844
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 2: It was it was spinach content. It has like some

845
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 2: secret of the ooze notes to it. This fine wine

846
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 2: has some secret of the ooze notes.

847
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: Say yes and fetid spinach end notes.

848
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 2: I feel like you didn't need the magic spinach part.

849
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 2: You could just say that he is like a sailorman

850
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 2: who really likes spinach, who's been like, you know, shut

851
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 2: up in there and jacking off for forty years. And

852
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 2: that's why we're like.

853
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 4: A big commentary on how we don't support veterans or something.

854
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 4: It's like this sailor like fucked off to like and

855
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 4: just started doing so many forearm exercises in an abandoned

856
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 4: factory that.

857
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 2: He's just like my cajack. Get to the part where he's.

858
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: Stress balls, and then it's a gateway drug too, of

859
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 1: course je full. Yeah, yeah, so it goes on. There's

860
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: just so much. This is the rest of the trailer

861
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: is just the most just the most brittle killed, wacky violence.

862
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: We can play it in the background. One guy had

863
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: his like wrist ripped off, his wrist ripped. There's a

864
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: woman looking at old. He's just okay, I don't what

865
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 1: has happened there? Did he just rip off someone's hair?

866
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 2: He just scouted somebody with his bare hands? Yeah you,

867
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 2: oh my god. This when he's smushing a guy's head,

868
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all the class nail That is the thing

869
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 2: that happens in a lot of horror movies. Stepping on

870
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 2: a nail is just like that now that hurt. That's

871
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 2: home alone, baby, you know what?

872
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I just want to bring back the

873
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: force at which through this nail just shoots up through

874
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 1: this guy's like Chuck Taylor. It almost seems like were

875
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: you stomping on it? Sorry? This is the guy getting

876
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: his head popped like a great right here?

877
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:41,320
Speaker 2: Whoops?

878
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's like he was like, hold on, let

879
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: me just step on this nail rather than no, it's

880
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: like a dagger. Yeah, And it was just kind of

881
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: like loosely up.

882
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:57,399
Speaker 2: So is supposed to be Popeyes, it's actually just Health

883
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:03,359
Speaker 2: Safety code violent face or is that about his face?

884
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 3: Oh?

885
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: I hope it is the character.

886
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 4: He's probably some kind of yeah abomination because he ate

887
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 4: old cane spinach and it made and that is it.

888
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 2: Would have been funny. The can spinach has been uh,

889
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 2: you know, riding high for too long, and it's about

890
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 2: time that there there was some counter propaganda agit prop

891
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 2: about what can spinich can actually do to you.

892
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: The forearms are real, they're huge fake. The guy's actually

893
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: incredibly handsome, but we had to put a mask on.

894
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 2: Him, just a wide cast for the most yoked or

895
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 2: like there's like that one dude who's like the arm

896
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 2: wrestling champion, you know what I'm talking about, who's got

897
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 2: like just the wildest sized hands and forearms.

898
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: Have you seen this guy? You guys seen this?

899
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 2: They like one of his forearms in our hands is

900
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 2: like massive, right.

901
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it looks like it looks yeah, like it

902
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: looks like the secret of the ooze came for this guy.

903
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 1: Wait whereas here it is just really quick. I want

904
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: Blake to see too.

905
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, why does it? Yeah?

906
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 1: So look at that. His hands are big already, but

907
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 1: his like.

908
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 2: That way, Miles, it's got to be some kind of

909
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 2: like genetic problem, blessing, some kind of jacking off related. Yeah,

910
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 2: these people are real. These people really exist, and they

911
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 2: will twist your arm back so bad that your veins

912
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:33,439
Speaker 2: rip in half.

913
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: So it's good. Just for the record, I have you

914
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,479
Speaker 1: ever had can't?

915
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 2: What would you do with it?

916
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 1: It's just it's just like a hack to not cook it.

917
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: You just throw it in like a fucking can spin. Yeah,

918
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: it's an entree, I would say.

919
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it got me through the depression.

920
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 1: Man, Okay, I got that ship.

921
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 2: With your with your giant, grotesquely muscled arm, squeeze it

922
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 2: until it shoot out the top and then catch it

923
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 2: in her mouth.

924
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, cool and all and the whole time, your

925
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 4: pipe actually never falls out of your mouth, your cornyone pipe.

926
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 2: What was his wife's name, Penelope?

927
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 1: Olive oil, olive oil.

928
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 2: Olive oil.

929
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 1: I was close olive oil.

930
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 2: A They had a real like Mario Peach Bowser Cuck

931
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 2: situation go on where it was, you know where Popeye

932
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 2: was kind of into it. Olive oil in the move

933
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 2: the like Shelley Devall was olive oil. Robin Williams was

934
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 2: the titular sailor man pop Bye. Robert deon Niro played Bluto.

935
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 2: Actually I don't know who played Blueto.

936
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was actually al Pacino.

937
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 2: J M McNabb our, writer pointed out Ernest Hemingway's A

938
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 2: Farewell to Arms enters the public domain in twenty twenty five,

939
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 2: so we can be ready for a low budget horror

940
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 2: movie about a slasher who cuts off people's limbs and

941
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 2: is impotent and anti Semitic. Probably I haven't read a

942
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:09,319
Speaker 2: Farewell to arms, but asshole. Yeah, from below to forearms,

943
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:15,240
Speaker 2: to fall Helloa, to these four arms, farewell to your arms.

944
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. We nailed it, we cracked the coat.

945
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 2: And finally CNN, just when, just when you were ready

946
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,720
Speaker 2: to give up, On CNN, they broke a major story

947
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 2: concerning the world of shower urination. A lot of people

948
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:36,240
Speaker 2: think that peeing in the shower is unhygienic and gross

949
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 2: and get out of here. Well I'm taking a shower,

950
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:45,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what are you doing. But according to urologists,

951
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 2: there's no real downside. It's quote just convenient. So penis

952
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 2: doctors are here to tell you that it's fine to

953
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 2: pee in the shower. But like I thought it, like

954
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 2: my my I concern was more with like the dirty,

955
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 2: like the fact that it's gross and would create like

956
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 2: a dirty atmosphere that would like give you no, that's

957
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 2: how you just got to You just pee all over

958
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:19,319
Speaker 2: your own feet. That's actually like even when you're out

959
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 2: of the shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you start to do

960
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 2: it on your own feet.

961
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: But also urology, it doesn't just isn't always it's just

962
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 1: if you have a urethroat, that's what they Okay, that's

963
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 1: like it's urinary stuff, so it's all urinary all right,

964
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

965
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 2: I guess that wasn't But either fucking idiot either way,

966
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 2: that wasn't the thing that I thought was the problem

967
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 2: with peeing in the shower. I thought it was.

968
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 1: I never fucking thought there was ever a problem because

969
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 1: you're basically in an always on toilet when you're when

970
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 1: you're peeing in the shower, always.

971
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,720
Speaker 2: On toilet, constantly flushing toilet.

972
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like there's nothing, there's nothing stagnating in.

973
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,320
Speaker 2: There, constantly flushing toilet real quick.

974
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 1: I don't know I need to say this, but I

975
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: feel like it's others that's the problem, where like you

976
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:06,800
Speaker 1: don't want to sign up into walking into uh and

977
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: always on toilet toilet right as Miles said, But I

978
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: guess you're saying because you're using soap and water is

979
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 1: constantly running, there's pissing all over my own feet.

980
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 2: It's just on my own feet. What do you know?

981
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: You should know?

982
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 2: The logic in the article really seems like it's just

983
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 2: they asked like college undergrads, Like they're like, yeah, well,

984
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 2: like it gets it gets rinsed away. Why would I like,

985
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 2: why does that? Matt, Like, it doesn't seem like they're

986
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 2: using any real like, what about when I'm taking fortease,

987
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 2: don't do that.

988
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 1: Don't just don't. They legitimately say that's how you get

989
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: a uti. That could be say, you know, you said no,

990
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,359
Speaker 1: don't piss in the bath. I just sorry, Jack as

991
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 1: usual was talking over you, Miles. Which one is it?

992
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: Don't piss in the bath? Bath, don't, don't, don't don't.

993
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,800
Speaker 2: They literally address that in the article.

994
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: Literally, yeah, they're like, hold on, asshole may not be bad,

995
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: but that's not the case for baths and hot tubs.

996
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 2: Oh okay, thank you. Warm stagnant water is a breeding

997
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 2: ground for bacteria and fung guy. It raises the risk

998
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:15,280
Speaker 2: of bacteria entering your urethra when sitting in the tub. Again,

999
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:18,280
Speaker 2: So this is what I'm saying. They are only concerned

1000
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 2: with the urethra because that is their specialty. So all

1001
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 2: they're telling you is peeing in the shower is okay

1002
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,720
Speaker 2: for your urethra. It is. I wouldn't take this advice

1003
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 2: anywhere else. I wouldn't say it's definitely fine for my

1004
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 2: foot infection or for you know, like it just feels

1005
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 2: like they're you know, doctors have specialties, and this this

1006
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 2: specialty is there's just like what it's fine because because

1007
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 2: it must be like a question.

1008
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 1: They get all the time, right, well, because it sounds

1009
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 1: like too they're they're saying like, wow, obviously in a

1010
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 1: public shower, it said, I wouldn't about worrying about getting

1011
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,760
Speaker 1: an infection from someone urinating in a public in public

1012
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 1: base areas as much as any mold or fungus you're

1013
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 1: sleeping in. So I don't know. Maybe that's just like

1014
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 1: the one guy thing. He's like, I'm more worried about

1015
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 1: them mold and fungus. I mean, yeah, maybe the ping

1016
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 1: is bad, but I like the thing I said. The

1017
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,880
Speaker 1: one risk is that it could create a quote psychological

1018
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,439
Speaker 1: association between the sound of running water and the urge

1019
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: to be I think most of us do already have

1020
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: that on someone right, right, You need to hear a

1021
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 1: little tinkle tinkle and it helps. Yeah, the pp CO

1022
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 1: that's what I play. You know those noise machines, like

1023
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: white noise machines at night. I have one, a separate one,

1024
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 1: so in my room is just white noise, and then

1025
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: my bathroom is a waterfall, just so I can, yeah,

1026
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: just so I can piss. Do you know about the kangaroo?

1027
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 1: Because this like this pissing in the in the bath

1028
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 1: or a warm hot tub thing reminded me of where

1029
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 1: the kangaroo is a parasite. Yeah, and that crawls up

1030
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: your piss stream and then you can't pull it out

1031
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 1: of your I don't know if it affects just the

1032
00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:00,040
Speaker 1: penis or if it affects everything else too. But do

1033
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about, Miles? Have you heard

1034
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: of the kangaroo?

1035
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 4: It's anything about that, And I don't think I was

1036
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 4: ever in any promotional material around awareness for that or

1037
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 4: medications to treat it.

1038
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 1: So maybe it was an India Yeah, probably, probably probably.

1039
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: Do you have a kangaroo? Though?

1040
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 2: Why are you as good?

1041
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 9: Good?

1042
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 2: Sounds good, though, Let's move.

1043
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: On this topic.

1044
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just trying to trying to get my way.

1045
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 2: Sounds like a normal thing to happen. Find a new angle.

1046
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 1: You're shuffling uncomfortably over there. Yeah, it's just dang couch man.

1047
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what it does. It makes my eure

1048
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 1: throat feel like something stuck up in there. I think

1049
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 1: you have a parasite. It's fine, Oh gosh, this thing

1050
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: coming out?

1051
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right?

1052
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: Anyway, were you.

1053
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 2: Saying, oh, just that it's kangaroo? Yeah, kangaroo that feels.

1054
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 2: I feel like we might have read about that thing

1055
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 2: once I cracked, but I don't. I don't remember if

1056
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 2: it was debunking it as a myth or being like,

1057
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 2: this is a real thing, watch out for your urethra.

1058
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 1: But I would love to know if it's a myth.

1059
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's real. But if it is a myth,

1060
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 1: someone needs to tell me. So soon to start pissing

1061
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: into the Amazon.

1062
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 2: I run to the Amazon and take it.

1063
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: Oh wait, it's it's from their Amazon. Right? Is that

1064
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: the thing?

1065
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 3: That?

1066
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 1: Like?

1067
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 3: Right?

1068
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: Because I remember there was a guy in you can

1069
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 1: get anything out there. There was a guy in ninety

1070
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: Day Fiance who was dating a woman in Brazil and

1071
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 1: he was moving from Kentucky to like the Amazon Jungle,

1072
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 1: and he packed all these condoms because he's like, for

1073
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,400
Speaker 1: when I go swim in the river. He's like, I

1074
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 1: got to put a condom on. I'm like, all bag,

1075
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's gonna do. This sounds like

1076
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 1: a good idea. Yeah. He also left with a lock

1077
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 1: of his mother's hair, so it was kind of a

1078
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 1: strange guy. That's tough.

1079
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 2: It's also weird that they like do this whole thing

1080
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 2: where they're talking about peeing in the shower, but they

1081
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Speaker 2: never like even mentioned the question that's on everyone's mind,

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Speaker 2: which is like, you know, catching it in your mouth,

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Speaker 2: like when you're doing.

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Speaker 1: It in the shore.

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Speaker 9: You know.

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Speaker 1: So I found when you're laying down and trying to

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Speaker 1: do that that the shower.

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Speaker 2: Water water actually will actually get the pace.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Right, so you have to turn the shower off and

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Speaker 2: you're just then you're not showering at all, You're just laying.

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Speaker 1: Down in a bathtub.

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Speaker 2: Sure, sure it's the only safe way to practice and

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Speaker 2: not get your clothes on that stuff. But like they

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Speaker 2: don't even talk about that, So it's like, okay, so

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Speaker 2: obviously you're only thinking about urethra safety. You're not thinking

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Speaker 2: about like the real world where the rest of us

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Speaker 2: live and try to practice catching our p in our mouth.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Democrats, you missed me on this one because you

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Speaker 1: didn't talk about stuff that. Yeah, when it's not practice

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Speaker 1: that makes perfect, it's perfect practice that makes perfect. And

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Speaker 1: that's what Check's talking about right now.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Blake wex letter on that note, pleasure having

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Speaker 2: you as always? Where can people find you? Follow you

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Speaker 2: all the good stuff?

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Speaker 8: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Blake at Blake Lexler and all social media and some

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Speaker 1: big stand up date December fifth, I'm headlining my hometown club,

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Speaker 1: Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, so that thank you. I

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Speaker 1: can't wait. It's my favorite show to do each year.

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Speaker 1: January fourth, I'm doing my reviews are in show at

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Speaker 1: Steel Stacks in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. And March fifteenth, another big

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Speaker 1: one in Los Angeles. I'm headlining the ice House in Pasadena.

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Speaker 1: So wait, when's January one? March fifteenth, a Saturday.

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Speaker 10: January one fourth, Oh no, no, no no, March fifteenth,

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Speaker 10: March fifteenth, January fourth, Bethlehem, March fifth, March fifteenth, December fifth, Philadelphia.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we're gonna have to. We're all gonna have to

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Speaker 1: do something. You might have to. I don't get them sticks. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's fine. You owe me a couple of cheese sticks.

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Speaker 1: Let's not forget you still, Yeah, I do, I do well.

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Speaker 1: You owe me a surgery after you broke my hand

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Speaker 1: trying to pay for Sorry, it's it's the metal. You

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Speaker 1: had a medal that you snapped my it. It was

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Speaker 1: a box cutter. I threatened you with. You don't have

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Speaker 1: to make euphemisms. That was it was poor form for me.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have threatened you with the OC like that.

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Speaker 1: I forget when Miles was finally in the public domain.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna be how his character kills people with a

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Speaker 1: platinum cart with a platinum card. Wasn't that in the

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Speaker 1: Glimmer Man.

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Speaker 2: Didn't Steven Segal have like a fucking like he slid

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Speaker 2: a guy's throat with a credit card with a credit card,

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Speaker 2: that's in the Glimmer Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can express.

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Speaker 2: Did you say that cut their throat? No? After he

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Speaker 2: goes cash your charge?

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Speaker 1: I don't know everywhere you want to be?

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Speaker 2: Uh. He works on all four of those lines.

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Speaker 1: What's all got cut?

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Speaker 8: That one?

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Speaker 2: That one's good? He says, all of those on your camera?

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Speaker 1: That's good. Can you imagine? That's what he keep That's

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Speaker 1: what he talks to putin about. He's like, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you remember the Glimmer Man. I had like

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Speaker 1: about five different lines they didn't use. Man, Can I

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01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 1: tell him to you really quick? And he's like, oh,

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01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 1: he's doing the glimmer Man again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually kill people this fucking h Blake? Is

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Speaker 2: there a work of media? Hey Blake?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, what's what's going on? What can I help

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Speaker 1: you with?

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Speaker 2: I don't know how to ask this, but is there

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Speaker 2: a like a work of media you've been enjoying or

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Speaker 2: anything like that.

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Speaker 1: Let's dive in right December fifth, hel Am Comedy Club, Philadelphia. Okay,

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01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 1: so the work of media where oddly and stand up

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Speaker 1: And I say oddly if you've only seen his stand up,

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01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 1: But like Anthony Jesselnik has become the voice against the

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Speaker 1: Tony hinchcliffs of the world and he's the yeah, which

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Speaker 1: is He's had some really good quotes about that. So

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Speaker 1: I've been watching more of his stuff now knowing it

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Speaker 1: does help it good and it's it's the opposite and

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Speaker 1: it's so rude.

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Speaker 2: But he had a joke.

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Speaker 1: I watched, uh the Trump like his part of the

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Speaker 1: Trump roast and on Comedy CENTRALI I'm not sure which

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Speaker 1: it was around six or seven, I think is No, No,

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Speaker 1: No twenty eleven, I think was around when it was

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Speaker 1: and he had a joke that made me laugh. It's

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01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: also just so surreal seeing Donald Trump sitting there still

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Speaker 1: wearing the same outfit with his dumb fucking red tie on,

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Speaker 1: and the joke was Donald The only difference between you

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01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: and Michael Douglas and the movie Wall Street is that

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01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 1: no one is going to get sad when you get cancered.

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Speaker 8: That's right.

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Speaker 1: It just hit me today. It was great that Trump

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Speaker 1: clipped him on THEO Vaughn's podcast and he was just

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Speaker 1: breaking down how like so many comedians are just interested

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Speaker 1: in being offensive and then being like, oh, what the

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Speaker 1: fuck is just woke or whatever? And then he's like, no,

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01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:48,960
Speaker 1: like the art is like getting away with it because

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Speaker 1: what you're doing isn't like you're You're still able to

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Speaker 1: talk about certain things, but just not in such an

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Speaker 1: offensive and THEO Vonn's like, holy shit, man, that's crazy.

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01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 1: It's like a great point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait what Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't like Andy Warhol quote.

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Speaker 2: Amazing Miles, Where can people find you? Is there a

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Speaker 2: workingmedia you've been in?

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Speaker 1: Find me where they got the ad symbols and includes

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Speaker 1: Blue Sky, Miles of Gray, Find Jack and I on

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Speaker 1: the basketball podcast Miles and Jack Got Mad where. This

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Speaker 1: week we will be having some guy on yet TBD,

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Speaker 1: but a known Philadelphian quantity to be dirt bag. Maybe

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Speaker 1: dirt bag, uh, totally boring douchebag will be on TB

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Speaker 1: d also find me talking about ninety and let's see

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Speaker 1: something I like yes on Blue Sky at Wapple House

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Speaker 1: dot b Sky dot Social Christie, I'm a Gucci Maine.

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Speaker 1: Uh the skated mustard and what they talking about.

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Speaker 4: What they talk about the time one is skippy the

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Speaker 4: Ohio riz for elder millennials and shout out you Willie

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Speaker 4: because you did put there. I'm sub skeating Miles and

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Speaker 4: Jack right now, come on tell me tell them the.

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Speaker 1: Master.

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Speaker 8: Uh.

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Speaker 2: I want to first of all, do a correction of

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Speaker 2: appiece of media I've been enjoying. I quoted uh Emily

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Speaker 2: at m Kawa on Blue Sky it was the bust rhymes.

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Speaker 2: It was the wester rhymes.

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Speaker 9: Uh.

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Speaker 2: That was stolen from apology Amati, who tweeted that a

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Speaker 2: few days before that. So stop stealing people's ship, you

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Speaker 2: stealing stop stop.

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Speaker 1: Bite pot that engagement. Just say adult ship like the

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Speaker 1: rest of us.

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Speaker 2: Some tweets I've been enjoying pixelated boat aka mister Christmas

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Speaker 2: display name already. Uh tweeted ham Plane for my real

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Speaker 2: friends and Plaine ham for my sham friends. And it's uh,

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Speaker 2: I don't know that that doesn't make sense. It's without

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Speaker 2: the image uh uh and uh Slate at Please Be

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01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 2: Nice tweeted showing up to Thanksgiving dinner with an infectious

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Speaker 2: disease in honor of the Pilgrims.

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Speaker 1: I think that's funny.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm doing that this year because I have

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Speaker 2: a cough that just won't quit.

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Speaker 1: Quit, likeyarms just won't quit.

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Speaker 2: You can find me on Blue Sky at jack obi one,

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Speaker 2: Jack ob the Number one, no spaces, no underscores, and

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Speaker 2: then on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can find

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Speaker 2: us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily

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Speaker 2: Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page on

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Speaker 2: a website, Daily zeit guys dot com, where we post

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Speaker 2: our episodes and our footnpe. We link off to the

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Speaker 2: information that we talked about in today's episode, as well

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Speaker 2: as a song that we think enjoy. Oh man, Dad,

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Speaker 2: is there a song you think people might.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a track. It's so wild. My dad

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Speaker 1: texted me.

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Speaker 2: He's like, hey, you hear this song. It's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: I just saw the video and it's pretty cool. And

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Speaker 1: my first reaction is like, oh, what is this?

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Speaker 4: And it was actually very dope from it's from this

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Speaker 4: spoken word artist named Joshua E.

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Speaker 1: De Ahan I D E h E N. And it's

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Speaker 1: called Mum Does the Washing.

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Speaker 4: And it's really it's just it's like this spoken word thing,

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01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:30,840
Speaker 4: but he's just explaining how you use the metaphor of

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Speaker 4: Mum does the Washing to explain liberalism, capitalism, uh, feudalism, Zionism, colonialism, Americanism,

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Speaker 4: all libertarianism.

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Speaker 1: And it's always funny. It's just like a it's and

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Speaker 1: it has like a cool beat behind it.

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Speaker 4: It's just a very interesting track and I just like

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Speaker 4: it and you will like it because it's kind of

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Speaker 4: stimulating as you listen to it and clever.

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Speaker 1: So this is Joshua E. Ahan with Mom does the Washing?

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Speaker 2: All right, we will link off to that in the footnotes.

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Speaker 2: The daily is like so the production of Iheartrate. Thank

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Speaker 2: you for more podcasts from my heart Radio, visit the

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Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever fine podcasts are given

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Speaker 2: away for free. That is going to do it for

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Speaker 2: us this morning. We're back this afternoon to tell you

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Speaker 2: what is trending, and we will not tell them