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Speaker 1: Alright, Montreal, welcome to this very special live podcast event.

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Speaker 1: Would you please put your hands together for my mama

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Speaker 1: told me what the fund is up by everybody? Wow,

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Speaker 1: all eighteen of you showed up. This is so nice.

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Speaker 1: I called each of you individually to join us today.

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Speaker 1: Welcome ladies, and bang bang bang skeet skeet skeets. You know,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the first official live recording of my Mama

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Speaker 1: told me. That's right. Yeah, it's beautiful, you know it.

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Speaker 1: It's the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the

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Speaker 1: pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally worked approved

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Speaker 1: that that little flashy thing on the set of Men

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Speaker 1: in Black was in fact causing neurological damage to Will Smith,

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Speaker 1: and it is the reason that he slapped Chris Rock

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Speaker 1: and is having them meltdown that he's having cared you

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to convince me that there was something

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Speaker 1: wrong with Will Smith this whole time? Fuck you. He

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Speaker 1: was a goddamn hero. He was all of our heroes.

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Speaker 1: All he did was was eat pussy and rap about

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Speaker 1: finishing your homework. He was a good man, and then

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Speaker 1: he got involved with Men in Black. The prop master

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Speaker 1: burned his fucking brain with whatever the flashy thing is

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Speaker 1: to make way for who Harry Styles and John Cena,

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Speaker 1: a new crop of mega stars to steal his attention.

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Speaker 1: They could never take down Will Smith without damaging his brain.

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Speaker 1: Now he's got Hollywood CTE and the White Man did

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Speaker 1: it to him. I'm your host, Langston Kerman. This is

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Speaker 1: pretty much how I behave the whole time. In case

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Speaker 1: you're unfamiliar with my work or the podcast, I I

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Speaker 1: I'm truly I'm I'm honored that you would come. We

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Speaker 1: were gonna, we're gonna talk some ship, and I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: grateful that I have three comedians who who I love dearly,

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Speaker 1: who are gonna come and talk some ship with me.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna I've written down some fun conspiracy theories for

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Speaker 1: us to play with, and maybe you guys will chime in.

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Speaker 1: Fuck it, there's twelve of us. We'll figure it out together,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. If you if you got

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Speaker 1: a real throw it out there, we'll see what happens.

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Speaker 1: But but the the comedians who are joining me today,

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Speaker 1: they're they're all phenomenal. They're they're such talented individuals and

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Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna bring them up and then we'll

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Speaker 1: get into it. That sound good to you, guys. Fuck yeah.

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Speaker 1: The first person I'm gonna bring to the stage you

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Speaker 1: know him from Last Comic Standing. He's fucking phenomenal, so funny.

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Speaker 1: This is weird, but he actually hosted My New Faces

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Speaker 1: years and years ago, and it was It was an

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Speaker 1: honor then, and it's an honor to have him now.

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Speaker 1: But most importantly you know him from his brand new

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Speaker 1: YouTube special stupid. Don't get tired, give it up for

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Speaker 1: my man, Mr Alonzo bod. I don't show. She doesn't

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Speaker 1: want us. So wherever you want, wherever you want, whatever

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Speaker 1: feels good to you, I'll grab this one. I just

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Speaker 1: want you to know that I've reached the point at

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Speaker 1: just for last, that I've hosted everyone's New Faces. No

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Speaker 1: one here whose New Faces I didn't host. You're telling

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Speaker 1: me I'm not special. You're telling me that little historical

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Speaker 1: fact doesn't mean anything to these people. Nothing. All right.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were introducing, of course special. I remember

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Speaker 1: you like a brother, the guy from the thing. All right,

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Speaker 1: my feelings are hurt. My next guest, now, my next guest.

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Speaker 1: She she's lovely. I've I've known her for for some

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Speaker 1: years now. I think we met in Toronto years ago,

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Speaker 1: if if I'm remembering correctly. She's so funny. She just

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Speaker 1: moved to New York City, which we've been talking a

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Speaker 1: ship ton about. I personally have escaped New York and

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Speaker 1: thank god. But she's in He's she's in the ship now.

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Speaker 1: You know, she's watching people jerk off for the first time,

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Speaker 1: and that's special too. She's so funny. You you know

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Speaker 1: her from her work on Late Night with Seth Meyers.

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Speaker 1: She did she told jokes there give it up for

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Speaker 1: who to her says she doesn't want us. So I

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Speaker 1: had a man last year. Life goes on. I haven't

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Speaker 1: let the thing. Yeah, you guys played Drake. That was

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. Thank you. If it makes you

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Speaker 1: feel better, They're gonna Playdreke for all of you, Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's They were like, we can't offend people with if

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Speaker 1: we make it too much of you know, nick music

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Speaker 1: will up. That's yeah, you could do with a Drake

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Speaker 1: feature on future ship. But now we alienated the white people.

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Speaker 1: Now that's very specific. We gotta keep crowd, all right.

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Speaker 1: My last guest, and and he's fucking funny, so so

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Speaker 1: goddamn funny. You know him from the problem with John Stewart,

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Speaker 1: please give it up from my final guest, Mr. J

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Speaker 1: Jerdy and she doesn't want us so kind a man.

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Speaker 1: Last life goes off, haven't let it tell? Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: we don't talk enough about how Drake is a Canadian export.

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Speaker 1: Drake and Justin Bieber so a lot of the problems

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Speaker 1: that people blame on America that I want you to

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Speaker 1: know that party, Tory Lands, all, this ship that we

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Speaker 1: have to deal with on Black Twitter is Canadian. That's right,

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Speaker 1: Tristan Thompson. Triston thomsaid, yes, there's y'all us American black men.

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Speaker 1: Weren't shooting feet y'all died. Yes, you're American black men

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Speaker 1: have that decency does shoot to kill. We're not gonna

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Speaker 1: We're not gonna name Megan the Stallion. The funny thing

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Speaker 1: about that is like that that's the extent of badass Canadians.

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Speaker 1: You gave us great Bieber and Tristan Thompson like, that's

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Speaker 1: the weekend. Now they're really getting tough. Even your hoods

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Speaker 1: are gentle, No, no, no no, something. I like the weekend

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Speaker 1: because every now and then I want to jerk off

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Speaker 1: cry about the fact that I'm currently cheating. Every weekend

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Speaker 1: song is the song you play when you're coming home

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Speaker 1: boyfriend's girlfriend is going to be mad. I've always felt

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Speaker 1: like the weekend, the weekends like if you want to

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Speaker 1: do cocaine but feel cute about I was gonna do

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Speaker 1: a little bit of cocaine. It's a key bond. It's

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Speaker 1: not a line. It's just y'all know what I'm talking about. Well,

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Speaker 1: we we We don't have time to talk about Canadian

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Speaker 1: bullshit anymore because because I have some conspiracy theories that

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Speaker 1: I would love to unpack with you all. We'll riff,

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Speaker 1: we'll talk some ship. Perhaps I'll bring in a little

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Speaker 1: bit of research that I've done in my private time.

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Speaker 1: I didn't do ship, but but well, we'll see where

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Speaker 1: it takes us. I I want to start with a softball.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be the closest I can get to

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Speaker 1: a softball for our first conspiracy theory. This is a

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Speaker 1: fun one. I'm excited for us to unpack together. The

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Speaker 1: conspiracy theory is my mama told me black men love

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Speaker 1: fat white women. All right, as a Mississippian, can I

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Speaker 1: speak first, it would only be right, all right, So

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Speaker 1: when you are fat white woman hunting, you find the

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Speaker 1: closest Walmart. That's where you get your musket, and I

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Speaker 1: mean the gun and the game are both there. So

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Speaker 1: I think it's true because of like research and data

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Speaker 1: and most importantly episodes of Mari Povich. I think, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've seen it, so it's it's true. You're bought in

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Speaker 1: right away, You're like, I believe it's true. I think

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Speaker 1: it was true. And then we found out we could

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Speaker 1: get Kardashians, whoa, we can get those, all right, We're

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Speaker 1: those artificial black ones. I like where this is going, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because because for a while the premise was, for those

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Speaker 1: men are naturally attracted to thicker people, as is more

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Speaker 1: common in our our racial experience, that's what what our

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Speaker 1: women look like. But also the white woman was somehow

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Speaker 1: were pursuing white two people just laughed, I want to

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Speaker 1: acknowledge that as a black woman, and three people walked.

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Speaker 1: It got they walked before the podcast started, like this

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Speaker 1: ain't for me, but know that the point being that

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Speaker 1: that ultimately the suggestion was that like a thick ass

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Speaker 1: we could get. But your point, and I like this one, Alonso,

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Speaker 1: is that now you know we can get a better

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's too black women can say this that that,

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Speaker 1: And so it kind of changed. It changed the marketplace.

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Speaker 1: with the lights. The fact that like fat has meant

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Speaker 1: like there was a point when people like, oh, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, that's the line to do that. That

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Speaker 1: this isn't this isn't this isn't racism anymore. This isn't

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Speaker 1: don't blame that on the other things. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: we don't, we don't co sign that, no, thank you,

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Speaker 1: oh and we lets. I'd be remiss if I didn't acknowledge.

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Speaker 1: When I say fat white women, I'm obviously talking in

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Speaker 1: no longer is safe and appropriate. We obviously our body

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Speaker 1: positive here at the podcast. We blame white people for everything,

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Speaker 1: but we're body positive. You're the goddamn devil. But it's

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Speaker 1: not because of your bodies. Yeah, we just because of

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Speaker 1: your souls. We got lengths into apologize for saying, fact,

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Speaker 1: it's covered, it's handled. You can take dumpers down. You

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Speaker 1: don't think this is being broadcasts beyond this room, do

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Speaker 1: you know? I'm pretty sure they're going to burn this recording.

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Speaker 1: They didn't turn on the machine. All right, Did we

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Speaker 1: burn our Did we burn all our energy on that one?

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Speaker 1: No? No No, No, I think I think it was true.

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Speaker 1: I think now we've moved on. We like, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what black men love more than big white girls.

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Speaker 1: Now I think it's like I don't know rosta pasta,

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Speaker 1: like fusion dishes, like we love well we know black man,

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Speaker 1: And you'll be like, oh man, I'm really into this.

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Speaker 1: Like and now it's I don't know, it's Hellcats, Superchargers,

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Speaker 1: old stereotype. It's old, but but now it's it's much

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Speaker 1: more open. I guess I don't know. The Internet made

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Speaker 1: things fast and complicated, like those white women, like those

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Speaker 1: whom you're going to jail. Remember, people, we're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to identify people before or each statement, because I ain't

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Speaker 1: going down with you. James on his own I don't

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Speaker 1: think anyone's gonna be alonzo bod in no way endorse

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Speaker 1: anything being said on this podcast. That was another white

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Speaker 1: women to be their own person. And brothers, you what

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Speaker 1: want that club flower on my window. I have some

422
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 1: I don't know distance experience with that. The whole Area

423
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: fifty one. To let me tell you what is this weird?

424
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what what this is? The whole

425
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 1: UFO thing. Right back in the eighties, I worked in

426
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: aerospace and I worked on top secret military planes. And

427
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,360
Speaker 1: the one thing, the one thing I learned is the

428
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,439
Speaker 1: government is flying shipped around and do like they have

429
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: ship that people like, oh, that's from outer space. It's like, no,

430
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: that's the government testing some new ship that you're going

431
00:27:52,520 --> 00:28:00,360
Speaker 1: to find out that now I am ask but no.

432
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 1: But but like there was one plane that we worked

433
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: on right that radar couldn't see, and so and they

434
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,479
Speaker 1: fly it. They're flying this thing and they fly it

435
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: in the desert, they fly it over Nevada, New Mexico

436
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 1: and all of that because nobody's out there in the

437
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 1: middle of desert. So somebody sees it there like what

438
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: the funk is that? And they're like, well, let's just

439
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 1: tell them it's a UFO. It's like, no, that's a

440
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: military plane from the future. So when you talk about

441
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: Area fifty one and ship like that, like their experimenting

442
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: our government. This one thing that really good at is

443
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: killing people, whether it's killing a mass of people or

444
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: killing one specific part, like drone strikes, you know what

445
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, like trust me, they were doing drone

446
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: strikes and like the fucking nineties that we didn't know about.

447
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: Now we know they're doing it, but they their experiments,

448
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: so they're doing ship now that in I'll be long gone,

449
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: but you guys will still be here. Listen. I'm okay,

450
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: but I had a good run. Every time I see

451
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: someone in their twenties and thirties, I'm like, sorry, but

452
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: we have We've already got They've already got you hosperiment

453
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: on alonzo and crogynically freezes. But no, that a lot

454
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: of that stuff, like when you talk about conspiracy theories

455
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: with time, a lot of that ship is like but

456
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: but it's not what people think. The government's working on

457
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,479
Speaker 1: the They work on scientific ship and like, how are

458
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: we going to kill people? How are we going to

459
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: stay the most powerful thing in the world. That's what

460
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: they're doing. They black people are a concerned, you know,

461
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, but we pretty much got deep niggas

462
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: under control. We gotta look at other countries and how

463
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna take care of that. Actually that was a

464
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: very good Donald are just how to cur okay, just

465
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: out of curiosity? Are there more secrets that you just

466
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: have to hold on to that I would tell this is.

467
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: This is what I learned. Although I have friends who

468
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: I worked with in that business really like they're not

469
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: allowed to have social media or anything because they know ship.

470
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: The ship I know, you know, was before comedy, right,

471
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: So but from the amount that I worked on, it

472
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: made me realize, holy sh it, like I'm just working

473
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: on this one project and there's twenty other companies like

474
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: the one I'm working on, So who knows how much ship.

475
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: There's a lot of that's going on, but there is

476
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. So when you see the government go, hey,

477
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: UFOs in the sky, we acknowledged them for the first time,

478
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah, your instinct is never to

479
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: be like, yes, they're finally saying aliens. They're going, hey,

480
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: that's the bullshit we were working on twenty years. The

481
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: only UFO theory that I believe in is the one

482
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 1: that said they came here, they looked at humans and said,

483
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: let's get the funk out of here. We ain't working

484
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: with these people. That's the only one I believe in

485
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: that they looked at and said, oh, this this existence

486
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: isn't ready for us, Let's get the hell out of it.

487
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: That's the only one, I believe. Damn, we just basic

488
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: bitches of the galaxy. Yeah yeah, so nobody's body and

489
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 1: nobody thinks that there's there's a weapon out there, then

490
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: that's a nigga ray gun. But who how would it

491
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: pass through white genetic material and get to us? You

492
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, what would my brother? I'm

493
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: a scientist, that's not really that's not the work that

494
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: I do. If you say there's a nigga rey gun,

495
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, oh my nigga a little right,

496
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: right gun? Yeah, I know him, right right? All right,

497
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,719
Speaker 1: We're gonna try another one. I'm excited to see how

498
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: you guys handle this one. This is this is a

499
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: fun one. Oh please, no, no, no, sorry. I was

500
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: just going to chime in with something my mom said recently.

501
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: It's fun that's a nigger, So if your mom said it,

502
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: I want to know what it is. My mom recently.

503
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: I was just talking to her like last night and

504
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't know this came up. You know

505
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: how you feel like you know your parents crazy threshold

506
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: and then they say something every once in a while

507
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, I didn't know you were crazier Uh,

508
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: my mom just slid this real quick in the conversation.

509
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: She's like, you know, white people fuck their dogs? What

510
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: my mom and I was defending white people. I was like, what,

511
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: it's not. White people don't suck their dogs. I'm like,

512
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: it's it's like their friend. And she's like, well, they

513
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: go into the bed and I'm like no, but it's

514
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: like they're holding their friend. I'm like, but they also

515
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: kiss the friend on the mouth. Do you kiss your

516
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 1: friends on the mouth? And she's convinced you's in your

517
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: mom's defense, I've seen that tape and German shepherds are strong.

518
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,959
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I want to say, and right

519
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: the only thing I can say to that theory is

520
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: I'm sure that makes my dog much happier to be

521
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: my dog, which I will say is a is a

522
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: fun thing they do with black people. They pretend like

523
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: we're real mean to our doll. You you don't give

524
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: a funk about it. After Michael Vick, Yeah, and maybe

525
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: y'all care too much. Yes, maybe there's a balance that

526
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: needs to happen. Yeah, Yeah, where it's somewhere between not

527
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: yelling at them and not fucking them. You know what, Notice,

528
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: no white people really stuck up for their for their kind,

529
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: then none of you got you. You should boo boo

530
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: right now, boo. Do you think that they suck their dogs? Yeah,

531
00:33:54,840 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: that we like this dude. Yeah, I believe everything you'll say. Yeah, sorry,

532
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: I know that's on a tangient. My mom said it

533
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: last night and I knew. I was doing the podcast, like, okay,

534
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: this is that someone brought up a very important point.

535
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: There is a white joke trope about a white woman

536
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: or a white man putting peanut butter on themselves and

537
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: having a dog lick it. So there is black foundation

538
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: to this theory. I don't because you loved it up,

539
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: you agreed. I was like, I do remember that Louis

540
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: c K. Louis c K has a joke about how

541
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: he put cottage shees on his balls and had his

542
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 1: dog lick it off, and there is that was a foreshadowing.

543
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: Obviously you know it's a shadow. I can't believe all dogs.

544
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: I'm joking. I'm joking, I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking.

545
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: I'm joking. I'm joking. What I'm curious about. What conversation

546
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: were you having with your mother that that came up,

547
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: don't dress white people, you know they dogs. Even the

548
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: word for white people and soali sounds aggressive. Don't like

549
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 1: It's like if you hear that word and you're like, yeah,

550
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 1: you gotta stay away, you gotta stay away. This is

551
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: not like a good order. Um. I was just telling

552
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: my mom that I want to get a dog, and

553
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: then she was just saying don't, and then just had

554
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: to mention that you guys suck your dogs. Most people

555
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: would be like, don't get a dog. They there's a

556
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: lot of work involved or there, or you don't want

557
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 1: to clean up after him. That that's a big jump

558
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: to don't get a dog. You know, white people the

559
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: dogs because I thing, you know, there's a white person

560
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: breaking in your house, give me that goddamn dog. You

561
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 1: give me that fucking lossie poo that type. There had

562
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,439
Speaker 1: to be an easier way for her to be told.

563
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: I told my mom, if you reach the point where

564
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: the only thing that's gonna stop you is well, you know,

565
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: white people fuck the dogs. Like Mom, I'm getting the dog.

566
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: It's as I said, I wanted to adopt a dog,

567
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: and she thinks that the previous owner is gonna be

568
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: like actual assault victim. You know what I'm saying. You know,

569
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:14,839
Speaker 1: he was like, don't get no whole ass dog, get

570
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: a version. But okay, so here's the other thing. I

571
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: was a dog. They love dog breeds to the point

572
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: that it's making a little bit of sense to me.

573
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,959
Speaker 1: And here's why I love this. You follow the baby,

574
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,959
Speaker 1: you could be walking. I have a dog. I don't

575
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: fuck her. Once again, we've established I'm queer, and so

576
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: she I'm walking her and people will be like, oh, yes,

577
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: she's definitely part chow, some collegue, a little bit of

578
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 1: Australian cattle dog. And I'm like, you want to fuck Bendy.

579
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 1: My dog is cute. Also, my dog is cute as fun.

580
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 1: So I get why, but it's making sense. Have you

581
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: ever seen the Westminster Dog Show when they like parade

582
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: the dogs. They go, it's a good looking dog, looking dog,

583
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: and then at on this dog. There's that point in

584
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: that in that dog show where a lady literally goes

585
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: down and like, oh yes they do. Just make sure

586
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:15,399
Speaker 1: it's good, good, strong, And I know, right right, All

587
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: I'm thinking is you three need to be around white

588
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 1: people a little more. They're not that bad. I've been

589
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: around them. All my life right now. It's not not dogs,

590
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,280
Speaker 1: safely said. Okay, a few maybe out in the hills,

591
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,359
Speaker 1: up in the appellations here and there. It might be

592
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,760
Speaker 1: the occasional dog or sheep that's been violated, but in general,

593
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 1: white people are all right. I've been to the dog

594
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: park with white people. None of the dogs appeared violated.

595
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: They seem to be happy. Well, peanut butter in their pockets,

596
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: the occasional dog tree, but that was about it. Sorry,

597
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: Sorry for the record. I just want to say I

598
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 1: was defending white people on the call with my mom.

599
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: I was sticking up for the Caucasian community. I ensure

600
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 1: you were raising all of this from the podcast. I

601
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 1: never defend you on my not my ship. Yeah, I

602
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: will confidently go on record with my statement white people

603
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: are not dog. I like that Alonso was like dog pucker,

604
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: but he was like them sheep though, different thing to

605
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: sheeper on their own, but sheeper on their own. Alright.

606
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: Sorry I took you off. This was important work. The

607
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 1: final the final one that I'll present to you is

608
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 1: one that I found via a Reddit search. This morning.

609
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: My mama told me that you's military influence popularity of

610
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: high school football to make sure that high school graduates

611
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: were in great shape when they signed up for military service.

612
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 1: Have you seen the average American high school kids? Those

613
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: fat baskets couldn't do military No that, No, they did

614
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 1: not the NFL. Does the NFL make sure you grow?

615
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 1: Did you see that kid, the fourteen year old, he's

616
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:31,439
Speaker 1: like three pounds already solid muscle like that. They might

617
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: have influenced, but the average American high school kid? Do

618
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: you mean black high school kids in highly urban areas

619
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 1: because they play basketball? I don't completely disagree. Here we

620
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 1: go give you if you're playing the game I like

621
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: to play. If I feel like I really should be

622
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: in the barberitare right now. I'll spin you around if

623
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: that makes you more comfortable. But then you also got

624
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: to be like man, they turned the kids gay, right

625
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: J And I'm like, uh uh are you downe? No? Um, Florida, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi,

626
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 1: Georgia all have military basis. They also have a bunch

627
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: of very heavily recruited for A and five A football programs.

628
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: All those kids aren't gonna make it to the league.

629
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 1: All of them aren't gonna make it to college. All

630
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: them are gonna make it to a juko, but the

631
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 1: military recruiters are gonna be there. So if you want

632
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 1: strong black men who take orders already in the South

633
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: as foot soldiers and collateral damage. I don't hate this theory.

634
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:53,479
Speaker 1: Come on, man, And that's why I did theater. Yes,

635
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: it's making a lot of sense to me because my

636
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 1: friend who was one of the best corner backs at

637
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: high school, now he's a cop, which is military adjacent.

638
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: So it's military jr. I think they might get You're

639
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: right about the Southern States and high school football players.

640
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: It is huge and it's huge business, and that the

641
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: machine wants to get the best for college and then

642
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: even best for the pros. But I would say the

643
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 1: military might be picking up the ones that don't make it,

644
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: but the military is not involved in training them for that. Well,

645
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: here's here's where I start to put on my my barbershop. Ye,

646
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,760
Speaker 1: here's where it becomes a quartet. Maybe that's it. Maybe

647
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 1: barbershop and I just ain't been to the barbershop. We'll

648
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: get you back in there. Still come in play checkers

649
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: in the corner. Here's here's where I start to think,

650
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: is how deeply the military is connected to American football

651
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: in all facets, right that like it one hundred. They

652
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: fucking fly jets over NFL games just to remind us

653
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: that they could shoot us down at any time. Like

654
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: they really fucking care about the military, specifically with football.

655
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 1: And that feels like it's like all part of a

656
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: single system and organism working together. Yeah, and football is

657
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,760
Speaker 1: great because your life ends with getting Parkinson's. Are all seigners.

658
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,879
Speaker 1: You'll forget all the ship that you did. Sure, that's

659
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: what that's what they want. If we want to go

660
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:33,439
Speaker 1: full conspiracy, think about the position titles. Running back, Where

661
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:38,240
Speaker 1: are you running from? My brother? Wake up? Wake up,

662
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: wake up, wake up? Quarter Back? You are only worth

663
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 1: I love you too much. Wide receiver, What are we

664
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: receiving less healthcare? You gotta understand it's not y'all really

665
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: are playing checkers. We have playing for d chess. I

666
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 1: don't hate this theory. I don't hate this theory at all.

667
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: It's got some legs, Yes, it's I still got a vertical,

668
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: it's got them. Can we talk about the combats? Talk

669
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 1: about combat, which we all love to watch, but it

670
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: is like the most relaxed slave auction I've ever in

671
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: my entire life to the point where they'll be like

672
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: the physics on this guy worked so much money to

673
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: the owners. Uh yeah, the military connection is just just advertised.

674
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: It just hyped, you know. But no, I just I

675
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: don't know American as I worked for the military. I

676
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:57,280
Speaker 1: just think if you look at the shape of American kids,

677
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 1: you can't say that there's any program designed to get

678
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: them in shape. Yeah, the few guys on the football team,

679
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,919
Speaker 1: but the but the army needs a lot more. You see,

680
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: these kids can't run up a flight of stairs unless

681
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: in a video game. But the drone strikes are they

682
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: training them more handock coordination to kill people in Yemen?

683
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: To kill people far away? With the video games all

684
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 1: being first person shooters now with Fortnite Like growing up

685
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 1: our video games I played techn I made Eddie dance

686
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 1: like Capawara with dreadlocks while he was fighting. I wasn't

687
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: trying to kill someone. I was just trying to unlock

688
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,959
Speaker 1: new outfits, which at that point I should have known.

689
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: But I'll be honest, I wanted those outfits too. It's

690
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: complicated genders and you know, sexuality, it's a spectrum. We're

691
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: figuring it out. And when I was like, yeah, crash band,

692
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: who you look cute with the shirt off. I was like, yeah, man,

693
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: you do too. So like growing up my video games

694
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: were like, wow, this palm, this ship is amazed. Look

695
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,760
Speaker 1: at the line go up and down. Like the idea

696
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: off the angles that I like, the idea that you

697
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,839
Speaker 1: were like, man, I'm gonna get my palm a new

698
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: outfit something, I'm gonna change the color from the palm.

699
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: But I mean, like there is a part of it,

700
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: like it's the indoctrination into the military machine that you're

701
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 1: not even aware of. That I agree with is the

702
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: fact that like I'm like, oh I got I'm like

703
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 1: wearing a camouflage see through man purse right now. That's

704
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: you don't have to be camouflaged. But like I bought

705
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: it because I was like, yeah, camouflage is great. Way

706
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 1: why Yeah, And and to that point, I think from Mississippi,

707
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: See that's why. But it's also like I'm coded that

708
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 1: way now, like I got brought up in it and

709
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: I can't even see why I like it. But I'm

710
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: saying that that the machine. The danger of all of

711
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 1: this is the machine never turns off. There is literally

712
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: never are a point where capitalism and the military industrial

713
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: complex is not working together to sell you on weaponizing

714
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: ship Now, is it intentionally like getting a bunch of

715
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: fat kids into shape so that they can become soldiers.

716
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I know that the motherfucker's ain't

717
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: hating the idea of it. Oh no, they that what

718
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: you said there. I agree with that there's always going

719
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: to be a connection between capitalism and the military and

720
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: making money off of war. That yeah, that is always

721
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: and they're always gonna need cannon fodder. But what I'm

722
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: saying is they don't care about the cannon father being

723
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: in shape. They ain't spending extra money to make sure

724
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: that it's healthy cannon fadder. They're like, look, we just

725
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 1: need bodies. You know, we'll whip them into shape. We

726
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 1: got six weeks to not feed them and make them run, right,

727
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: That's I mean, that's what they do. It's like, you

728
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: don't eat, you run for the next six weeks, and

729
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: you're gonna lose you know, eight and you get a

730
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 1: dodged camaro. It's like a bad will of fortune. Pride.

731
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 1: They used that. There were so many times, like in Mississippi,

732
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: you'd be like a new chargers good seeing you have

733
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: fun in Afghanistan, man, you'd be like, um, also like

734
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: your wife is gonna miss you so much when you

735
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 1: come home. That's definitely your baby. Charges were drug dealer

736
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 1: cars where I'm from. Oh yeah, yeah, we didn't. I

737
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: didn't associate them with military cars. The what was a

738
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: big drug dealer car in Mississippi? I mean a lot

739
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: of them were a lot of drug dealing cars. Um.

740
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: Charges were like no because like after in the game

741
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: video came out like and that charger blew up, like

742
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: everyone wanted to charge it. So military people use their

743
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: money to buy charges to look like though boys. So

744
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 1: maybe it was like a connection. They're like, I look

745
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: so cool. I was like, you work for Uncle Sam.

746
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:59,479
Speaker 1: You ain't cool. You're selling. You're selling cope the long way.

747
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: Just just you take it too many steps. You clear

748
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: the field where they sell. You don't gotta go over

749
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 1: there and see the poppies. Just get heroin. They were

750
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: curious where it came, just like selecting like a whole

751
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: food was like, oh, this is free range opium. This

752
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: is nice. I do I do think if we're talking

753
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: about sort of like can I just comment on how

754
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:34,240
Speaker 1: Jay went from dope dealers in Mississippi the whole foods.

755
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: You've come a long way. I want to talk. I

756
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: want to talk since I'm here and I have both

757
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: of y'all. I want to talk about the conspiracy that

758
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: they're making black men gay, younger and younger. I want

759
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 1: to talk about that one. Let's talk about it. Let's

760
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 1: talk about scared the lions. Are they making them gay?

761
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 1: I thought they came out that way. Think that was

762
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 1: just It's like, how do you make you know that?

763
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: That theory has always been funny to me? How do

764
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: you make someone funny? How do you how do you

765
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: make someone gay? Like I just I just remember there

766
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: was a theory of always putting black men in dresses.

767
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 1: Well that's that's that is true. But that also is

768
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,879
Speaker 1: because they hate black women and they think that black

769
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: women are masculine, so they use black men to make

770
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: fun of black women in drag because they don't respect

771
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: the femininity of black women. That's true because they're like

772
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,919
Speaker 1: every black grandmother is Martin Lawrence. I'm like, no, that's

773
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: not my grandma. I did have a big mama, but

774
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: that's a different story. But I like what you're saying,

775
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 1: Like how would you make how you black men? In

776
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: my life, I've been attracted to women, women as sexy, attractive,

777
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: turn me on this or that. There's nothing you're gonna

778
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: do that's suddenly gonna make me like I want to

779
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: a man. But the argument is safe. But the argument

780
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: the argument is is that for years, the reason the

781
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: reason you're attracted to women is because TV popular media

782
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: only showed you sexy women. And now, for the first time,

783
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: we can show sexy men on television in a different way,

784
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: pressing into each other, ruffling each other's hair and chins

785
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: and whatever. Child, Oh you're so strong, you too, I'm

786
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 1: sucking it you too? Is that the dirty talk too?

787
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: And that you a child watching that would suddenly start

788
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: to negotiate with feelings that that are more complicated than

789
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: simply a binary I funk with girls. That's it and

790
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 1: that and that's forever and always. I like Alonzo's angle

791
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 1: is because, like a lot of a lot of old

792
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: hands in the black community, sometimes they won't understand what

793
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: you said at the beginning. It's like, I've always liked girls.

794
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: So if these young kids or these teenagers know they

795
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: like boys, I believe them because I knew back then

796
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: that I like, Okay, to your point, I know Tyson Beckford. Yeah,

797
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 1: if I don't want to fuck that pretty motherfucker. If

798
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to fuck Tyson Beckford, then they ain't

799
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 1: made a man. I want to that's the prettiest man

800
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: in the world that that man, and I can confidently

801
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: in my manhood say that's something is beautiful. He is beautiful.

802
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 1: They have no desire to fu Alonzo Bowden, the straightest

803
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 1: man alive, put it on tape. Man, he is the

804
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: sexiest blazing ever. That's like, oh my goodness. That's when

805
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 1: you know you have rumblings, when you're like when you're

806
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: not and ten you're like, man, that guy seems was

807
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: the word cool? Is that the word where you guys

808
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: he's so cool? Wait, j J, you brought it up.

809
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,919
Speaker 1: Do you believe that there's any validity to this conspiracy thing?

810
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 1: WHOA No, I don't think that they're turning the kids gay.

811
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: I think there's a correlation with like left handedness, Like

812
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 1: I know, probably in the fifties they're like, what's all

813
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: these left hand and motherfucker's doing coming out? And it's

814
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: because there was a bit more allowance Also, the gay

815
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: population isn't like rising like exponentially. It's like a slow

816
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 1: bell curve, so it's probably gonna go from like ten percent.

817
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: But because black men being queer gets like such a

818
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: pinpoint focus, and it's usually because they're like, but what

819
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: they doing in Atlanta. I'm like, that's young thug, by

820
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: the way, that's not every gay black man in Atlanta.

821
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: I think that like people are getting scared, and people

822
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: don't necessarily know how to talk to their young black

823
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: sons about it because like here's the funny part, and

824
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get in trouble for saying this. By funny,

825
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: I mean faggot. And so we're keeping that. No. What

826
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: what has always existed though, is that like there was

827
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,720
Speaker 1: never this like pushback in this like kind of animus

828
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: against black lesbianism. Like we all watched The Colored Purple.

829
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: We all know what's stud at a barbershop that gives

830
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 1: an amazing haircut. We've all seen a girl and like

831
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: the oversized polo on Cargo Shore, she's like, what a pimp?

832
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: Like it's like we understand homosexuality when like masculine is

833
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 1: in threatened. But I think it's a combination of the

834
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: fear of prison rape. I think it's a combination of

835
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 1: the fear of like the loss of black male identity.

836
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: I think it's a fear that's kind of founded in

837
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 1: like buck breaking and sexual assault on plantations. So I

838
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 1: understand why it exists. But it's so fascinating because like

839
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: when I'm just kidding with my niggas that all this cool,

840
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 1: it's cool, it's cool. But the minute someone like I

841
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: don't know, with too many chains and the dashiki shows

842
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: almost like you know, homosexuality wasn't been in by the

843
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: Greeks and I'm like it was pretty niggas in pre

844
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Speaker 1: colonial Africa. To like that was like they definitely are

845
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: there more gay black men or are they just coming out?

846
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 1: So we're becoming more aware of it. There are more

847
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 1: gay black men that are coming out slash their congregations

848
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: are finding out, Like that's what's happening. It's like it's

849
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,319
Speaker 1: like people are finding out now because they've been doing

850
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 1: it on the low. That's what I'm saying that the

851
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: number that I think the numbers the same, it's just

852
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: becoming more public. So people like, oh, wow, we didn't

853
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: know there were this many, but they but they're not

854
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: like recruiting new ones. And but because like it's so

855
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 1: hard to like sell this to people. I mean it's

856
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 1: like it's be like, man, okay, so listen up. There's

857
00:54:56,239 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of pushback, but just think pushback. Alright,

858
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:11,760
Speaker 1: we're getting racy folks. There's gonna and pushing, but people

859
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 1: get very nervous. So you can't rerecruit someone into homosexuality.

860
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 1: You can offer an incentives package and then incentives and

861
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: then you have like a second call back with them,

862
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: and then you'll be like you'd be like, so do

863
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 1: you accept the offers? They'll be like, I've got a

864
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 1: lot of really good offers on the table. Um. I

865
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 1: don't think we're recruiting. I think we're just telling a

866
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: lot of people who haven't had the chance to know,

867
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: like it's okay, like it's I if you want to

868
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: do this ship. But then people will be like, oh,

869
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 1: like Lenza, I'm like, but first you gotta remember Lae

870
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: is gay. Second, he's a troll. First. That's the thing.

871
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: And I will say I will say that's that's the

872
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: thing that when you talk to When I talked to

873
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 1: old head motherfucker is about ship like this A lot

874
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 1: of times. It's not so much the idea that black

875
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: people are gay as it is like the quickness at

876
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: which the media in Hollywood or whoever decided we are

877
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 1: going to present this for the world. And it's like,

878
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,919
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, you had you had a long

879
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: run of just looking at regular heteronormative shit. Just let

880
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: the run be the way. Also looking at a little

881
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,479
Speaker 1: Richard too, like it was, well, he didn't die gay

882
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 1: and he assured us of that all the way out.

883
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,240
Speaker 1: I love that he was his all white casketing sequence,

884
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 1: Like girl, I love uss little Richards said no, no, no, no,

885
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:47,959
Speaker 1: no pussy says so good to me. It's it's it's

886
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: it's a silly idea that you could turn a person

887
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 1: gay or not gay, whatever, but it is. I what

888
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 1: I often find myself negotiating with is people just being

889
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:03,399
Speaker 1: mad at the way again the machine of like of

890
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: selling stuff works, and how excited Hollywood or whoever's in

891
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 1: charge of stuff gets to be like diversity will will

892
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 1: will show you the most diverse thing or the most

893
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 1: gay thing. It's like that's what they're more worried about

894
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: inside of this thing. And that's also illegitimate, but it's

895
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: it's coming. It's marketing. That's like the interracial couple. Every

896
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: commercial now after the Cheerios thing, they're like, every commercial

897
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 1: is interracial now, Like you know, if you're if you're

898
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: a black woman and you don't look mixed with kind

899
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: of unidentifiable curly hand, you can't get a job. Yeah. Well,

900
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: and and they always put them with like a goofy

901
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: as white man and they're taking care of this baby

902
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 1: and you're like, man, I don't know if he needs

903
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 1: to be in this commercial for Lusters pink lotions. I

904
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: don't know if we needed I don't know if we

905
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: need to see the husband in this commercial. You made

906
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 1: the pink reference. People, No, no, no, no, they know.

907
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: If they're here, they better know about it. Do you guys?

908
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: Do you guys know? Tragic? I think they. I think

909
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 1: they're laughing because they're like, I don't know that product

910
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: at all, but that's not section. It must be there.

911
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 1: I want to hear the white people's review of this

912
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 1: podcast on the way out, yes, because the other thing

913
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: that people are very scared about is they think that

914
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: queer people doesn't include black people. And I think what's

915
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: so important to me is that black queer laughter at

916
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: and with us is fine. There's always been niggers, and

917
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 1: comedy is gonna make jokes about and with black people

918
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 1: and black queer people who have been around since the

919
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: fucking I mean Hughes was black and queer like Hearson,

920
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 1: Like black queer people have always been able to laugh

921
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: at ourselves with ourselves. And there's this weird divide being

922
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 1: created a bit by the media where it's like comics

923
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 1: and queer people don't get along and that ship is

924
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: so fucking foul when I'm a person who grew up

925
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 1: loving so many black comedians and so now it's like, oh, man, like,

926
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 1: I fucking I love so many people who have you know,

927
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: kind of off color, racy jokes about black queer people.

928
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 1: Give us names. You gotta give us names. Who comes

929
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: to mind recently? Um, but no niggas. Making gay jokes

930
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 1: is still funny to me because I still like jokes,

931
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: and I know that for the most part, there's not

932
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: any harm in being able to laugh at a well

933
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 1: constructed joke that's ruded in. Like, I don't know, how

934
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 1: is it hard to be black or is it hard

935
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 1: to be gay? In American a person trying to like

936
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 1: wrestle with that conundrum. I don't think we need to

937
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: completely throw away people's work if they're making gay jokes.

938
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 1: There was a child fucking Andy Cohen, who who is nice.

939
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 1: Usually he asked Titis Burgess about working Eddie Murphy on

940
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 1: Dolomite about the gate jokes, and Teddy's Burgess have one

941
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: of the best answers. Teddy Burgess is very gay, very black.

942
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,959
Speaker 1: He was like, but I love Eddie, and that's also

943
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: a black people conversation. I don't need white queer people

944
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 1: talking to black comedians and black queer people about how

945
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: we talk and how we get along, because that ship

946
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: is a waste of time. You heard it here. I

947
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 1: love the black people that snapped their fingers. That's great.

948
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: Get out there and make fun of a gay black person. Yeah,

949
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: that's all right. I need letting these motherfucker's ride for free.

950
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: You bully a black gay today, a black gay black

951
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 1: day puss Tader Hall into a locker. I'm going back

952
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,920
Speaker 1: through my comedy history and thinking, have I hit this?

953
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 1: Did I hit miss it? Man? I missed that, but

954
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 1: you do I still got time. But guy did one

955
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 1: back in the day but I think it's the ship

956
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 1: is far if it's a funny joke, you know, because

957
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 1: like black queer people coming to you after the show

958
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 1: and be like that it was good, you got me,

959
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: you gotta And that's I think that language and that

960
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 1: interaction is so much more nuanced and important than people

961
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: are giving it credit. And that conversation. I don't think

962
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 1: it's ever gonna be just like so starkly divided. And

963
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 1: I wanted to say that because like right now everyone's like, oh,

964
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 1: I'm writing that, you ain't converting me. Bit right after

965
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 1: like it ain't working. I'm sorry. All right, they're gonna

966
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: put us out of here. Alright, we we've got to go.

967
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: This has been fun, This has been a beautiful thing

968
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 1: because you guys, thank you, Yeah, thank you for being here,

969
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,480
Speaker 1: Thank you for bullshitting with us. Could you guys tell

970
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: the people at home where they can find you on

971
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 1: what cool should you have going on? I'm at Alonzo

972
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 1: Bowden dot com and so funny on Instagram? Fuck yeah,

973
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:58,360
Speaker 1: go follow Alonzo and do the thing. I'm at HOTO

974
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 1: Comedy that's h O d O comedy one word on

975
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,880
Speaker 1: all social media platforms and also go follow Hotos. You

976
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 1: heard her. Yeah, I'm at Jay Jordan my full name

977
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 1: on all platforms, and follow me there. Also. If you

978
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 1: ever see me in Walmart with a big white girl, yes,

979
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 1: just know I'm helping her buy something, that's it. Yeah,

980
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 1: she wasn't gonna figure it out without jay Z. And

981
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 1: you can follow me at Linson German. If you ever

982
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 1: want to send us your own conspiracy theories, your own

983
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: bad opinions about what I do up here, you can

984
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 1: send them to my mama pot at gmail dot com. Otherwise,

985
01:02:43,440 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 1: bye bitch, bye guys racist. They also players posting Markey

986
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Speaker 1: where she's many turnkey stuff I can't tell me about

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Speaker 1: my