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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer poy Zer here, Nicky, Hello here, I

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Speaker 1: am welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. I'm Nicki Glazer.

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Speaker 1: It is Tuesday. I'm in New York City, in my

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Speaker 1: hotel in Chelsea. Andrew is in St. Louis at our studio.

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Speaker 1: Noah is in Arizona. Guys, how are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: I'm so so shocked that we're doing shows day of

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Speaker 1: because usually on weeks like this we bank a bunch.

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Speaker 1: But it's nice to be doing them currently. I'm good,

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I I have COVID cod it's it's it's

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want to complain about it

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Speaker 1: because it's not that bad, but it's also just bad

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Speaker 1: enough where it's annoying, and I think people describe to

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Speaker 1: it feels like it feels like, you know, how, I'm dumb.

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Speaker 1: Imagine Okay, okay, you know how is it molasses? Is

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Speaker 1: your brain just like you're not being able to think quickly? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I feel like I have a bunch of mayonnaise in

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Speaker 1: my brain. And that's sometimes where when you're funniest dude,

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Speaker 1: like when you're tired and like you can't think, Yeah, unmotivated, right,

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Speaker 1: like you feel like unmotivated to even probably I just

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Speaker 1: don't feel happy. To be honest, you might be depressed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I'm depressed, but I think I see a light

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Speaker 1: at the end of the tunnel. I see, you know,

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Speaker 1: or maybe not, maybe I'll just die and it's fine. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I find though when I get depressed, like

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Speaker 1: I really, I'm sorry you're going through that, because I

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Speaker 1: when I get depressed, I know there's it's nice to

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Speaker 1: stays because right now I'm not depressed. So obviously every

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Speaker 1: time I've ever been depressed, it's lifted to this point

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Speaker 1: where I'm not depressed now, and I know it will

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Speaker 1: always lift, but it's really hard to feel like it

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Speaker 1: will and it's um you just see every it's just

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Speaker 1: how does it manifest? I'm and you maybe don't want

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Speaker 1: to talk about it, and maybe did manifest for you

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Speaker 1: in the way that you just don't want to dwell

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Speaker 1: on it, But like, what does depression feel like to you?

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Speaker 1: Just like I mean, I like talking about depression. I

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Speaker 1: think it helps people, but I also don't like talking

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Speaker 1: about depression when other people aren't depressed, because I feel

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Speaker 1: like like I'm being a burden sometimes, you know, especially

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Speaker 1: on a podcast that to be funny and silly, but

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Speaker 1: it's the best. I'm the only time I like when

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Speaker 1: I'm depressed, Like I just feel like it's when you

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Speaker 1: just try to like phone it in and you don't

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Speaker 1: talk about it is when it gets worse. So I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to make you talk about it, but like

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Speaker 1: I think that you're you're probably able to talk about

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Speaker 1: it in a way that when I'm depressed, I talk

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Speaker 1: about my depression in a way that's specific, and yours

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Speaker 1: might be different. It might represent someone at home listening.

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Speaker 1: So what's it like for you? I think I think

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Speaker 1: what happens is I think COVID or whatever. Uh, you know, people,

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Speaker 1: I think I have heard so much, especially if you're younger.

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Speaker 1: Granted I'm not that young, but like you have my

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Speaker 1: old symptoms, you'll be fine. Just forget about it. It's fine,

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Speaker 1: you know. But I think the I dea of like

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Speaker 1: complaining when you when it's the symptoms aren't like that bad,

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Speaker 1: but they're also like annoying enough where you can't be

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Speaker 1: present with the person you want to be present with. Brenna,

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Speaker 1: like I can't be like as happy and touchy feely

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Speaker 1: I would like to, and we're I'm in the her. Huh.

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Speaker 1: It's definitely COVID, yeah, because I mean I think it's

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Speaker 1: a combination of just being exhausted from the weekend, but like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: also adds something that we talked about before the show.

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Speaker 1: Andrew was on a role with working out and you know,

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Speaker 1: like I was really feeling really positive and happy these

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Speaker 1: last two months and like and it sucks like a

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Speaker 1: disease or whatever whatever the fun you want to call it.

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Speaker 1: Like we're all so sensitive, Like we all think we're

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Speaker 1: because you're talking about COVID symptoms, like the ones that

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's not let's say covid out of it.

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Speaker 1: It's just like mental illness. People are just like, it's

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Speaker 1: it's not physical. So people just don't have as much

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Speaker 1: like the thing you're going through DIP. People just don't

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Speaker 1: literally had the flu. But that's when I have the depression.

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Speaker 1: It's like I have the flu. I'm just as my

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Speaker 1: I'll drag you down, I'll get you sick, I'll try

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Speaker 1: you to get more. It's almost like it looks to spread,

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Speaker 1: so it spreads by me not coughing, but me like

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Speaker 1: spewing negativity so that people around me gets depressed too.

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Speaker 1: It's it sucks and like I mean whatever, like you're

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Speaker 1: doing the Today Show today, like and I mean this

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Speaker 1: I want to do is bring my fucking whatever. But

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Speaker 1: I know that, like you like the honesty and whatever,

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Speaker 1: but it's just you know, so I feel pressure on

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Speaker 1: she has to deal with all the other ships. No,

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Speaker 1: if anything, Like I've always found that whenever I'm struggling

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Speaker 1: comedians who feel the same way. Like I'll be depressed

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Speaker 1: like if you had to do the Today Show today

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Speaker 1: It's just like it's an honest to God like physical people.

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Speaker 1: physical symptoms for people. Yes, yeah, your balls should jingle

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Speaker 1: But is it nice though, to live with Brenna? Know

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Speaker 1: or clean space does help for sure. I do think

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Speaker 1: I don't know, No, I'm sure it's not sure I

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Speaker 1: it's just giving you what you already you're having a

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Speaker 1: with we're all symptom from, Like depression is antisocial and

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Speaker 1: met her before? Yeah, I if you don't know, like

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Speaker 1: the way I am about Taylor Swift, I was about

425
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 1: Sarah Silverman for a few years of my life, like

426
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,359
Speaker 1: massive le mass, maybe more so because I was younger

427
00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 1: and a little bit more insane, and um, I knew

428
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:09,159
Speaker 1: everything about her. Bought her posters off eBay like I

429
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,919
Speaker 1: And this was back when there was no Instagram there was.

430
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 1: It was just like maybe my space back then. But

431
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 1: I was obsessed with her, read everything, watched everything, and

432
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 1: I don't know now fast forward all these years. I

433
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,120
Speaker 1: mean you you literally your first stand up you were

434
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,480
Speaker 1: you were like substituting, like like she was your hero.

435
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 1: She was your mentor, like in your mind Taylor, and

436
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 1: she was as unattainable. It was like, um, it was

437
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,400
Speaker 1: like the way I feel about Taylor Swift in terms

438
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 1: of like what I'm doing with music now, Like that's

439
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,879
Speaker 1: how much of a novice I was compared to her talent.

440
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 1: And now I've been in the business long enough that

441
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,359
Speaker 1: I've kind of like caught up and I'm kind of

442
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 1: in her world obviously, Um, but I've I've overcome the

443
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 1: initial like, oh my godness, because that happened early on

444
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,159
Speaker 1: I talked about on the Today Show today, but like

445
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,200
Speaker 1: I got to meet her during my obsession random late

446
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 1: because we had a mutual friend, Doug Benson, and it

447
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: was I mean, that was one of the wildest days

448
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,919
Speaker 1: of my life. Like just him like just being like, Hey,

449
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 1: Sara's gonna pick us up today. We're gonna go to

450
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,119
Speaker 1: Kimmel And I was just like Sarah, Like what he's like,

451
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: Sarah sil Woman, I wait, Doug, I don't think I

452
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 1: was just I was just graduated college. I was like,

453
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: I don't think you understand, Like, Sarah sil We're riding

454
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: in Sarah Silverman's car, and like it was it was.

455
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: It was insane. I went to Jimmy Kimmel. That was

456
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 1: the time I went to Jimmy Kimmel with Sarah and Doug,

457
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: and that was the one where she did I'm fucking

458
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: that damon that whole thing. That was like the debut

459
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,440
Speaker 1: of it was a Jimmy's birthday and we were there,

460
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,919
Speaker 1: and um, she's always been so nice to me, like, hey, doll,

461
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,120
Speaker 1: you know, just like hey, They're like always calling me doll,

462
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 1: and like just like all come here and just so loving,

463
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 1: so sweet, always so nice. And we never become like

464
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 1: close friends because I mean, I wouldn't if I her

465
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 1: was her want to be close friends with someone who's

466
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 1: that obsessed with me. It's like the same reason I

467
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,439
Speaker 1: don't think Kayler Swift and I will ever be that

468
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:06,199
Speaker 1: close no matter what happens, because it's just hard to

469
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: be friends with someone that's that obsessed with you. But

470
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 1: today on the Today Show, I got to like kind

471
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: of gush about her and to her face, um, which

472
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 1: I have not I think I've done before, but probably

473
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: try to play it a little bit cooler. Today I

474
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: was really able to like go pretty fucking hard right

475
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 1: in front of more, like because I was a camera,

476
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,120
Speaker 1: and it was just easier with like you know those people.

477
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: Everything is always easier on a camera. Yeah. Yeah, Like

478
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: I would never do tell her that because, like it's

479
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 1: a lot to take on someone's energy when they're like

480
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: I love you, like I've known everything. Like that's a

481
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,919
Speaker 1: lot for that person. That's why I tend to not

482
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 1: do that and burden people with that. I don't mind

483
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: it when people do it to me. I like help

484
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 1: them through it and like I get it, but I

485
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: I just don't want to bother people that are just

486
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 1: you know, they she has a long day of press.

487
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure I just didn't. But on camera, I'm like,

488
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: this is more, this is interesting, this is better for

489
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,679
Speaker 1: are people to witness And did her to kind of

490
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: like have to take it because we're on camera as

491
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: opposed to like what was her role on the show,

492
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: Like what did she talk about? She was there promoting

493
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: she was a play that I walked by today. I'm

494
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 1: in Chelsea and I walked by the theater and I

495
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 1: see a sign for the bed Weather and I'm like

496
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 1: that the name of Sarah's book. And then I look

497
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like, that's a play by Sarah Silver. I

498
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,119
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, it's a musical of the book, and

499
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 1: it's the musical she's promoting that. Um. The guy from

500
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 1: Fountains of Wayne, Adam Slicinger, I forget his last name,

501
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: but he died during covid um but he wrote this.

502
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 1: He died tragically. He's the lead singer Fountains of Wayne.

503
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: But they wrote this whole musical that was supposed to

504
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: come out in and now it's coming out now. And

505
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 1: she was there promoting that. But we just had fun

506
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: and she did a segment that I did a segment

507
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 1: and she was sitting there for it. And then we

508
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 1: did this other segment called like Secrets, and we were

509
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: supposed to write down secrets on a piece of paper

510
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 1: and then they put him in a bowl. Me Hoda

511
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 1: Jenna Bush, the two hosts of The Tay Show, and

512
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 1: then Sarah and My secrets were really weird, and there's

513
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: we're all adorable and mine were. You know. I like

514
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,199
Speaker 1: to watch videos of people having corns cut out of

515
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: their foot to like soothe myself to sleep. And there's

516
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 1: where like one time I threw a shoe at my

517
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: sister's head and it cut her lip, or like one

518
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: time I I used to sell now in later's to

519
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: my classmates, and mine was the other one I did

520
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: was I can't get a ring off my finger and

521
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: it's been on for two months and I have no plan.

522
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to die with it on. So that was

523
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: my other secret. But I had a hard time coming

524
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: up with secrets, I really did. I gave them a bunch,

525
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 1: but um that those were the two they chose. Ht

526
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 1: me to see what I kind of like when people

527
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 1: are like, my, uh, what's it called? When it's like

528
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: my fuck? I just never mind. I just drew a

529
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: blank when when someone yeah, when I when you have

530
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: COVID brain and you can't think of me? What's to

531
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: call when? Uh? Not? When you have a dirty secret,

532
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 1: when you have a uh, you'll know it. I kind

533
00:26:55,880 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: of know what you're talking about, Bucky. It's really hard

534
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,919
Speaker 1: to come up with a secret because you could think

535
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: a secret is something that my guilty pleasure, my guilty

536
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: pleasure I hate, like something adorable. Yeah, it's never it's

537
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: like I like to eat pizzas cold. Sometimes it's never

538
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: were bage. There was some like a cooking demonstration on

539
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: in the segment before us, and we were watching it

540
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 1: and Sarah was like, I've never had fish. I goes

541
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: at your scre today, that's a good secret. She was like,

542
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 1: I've never eaten fish. I'm from New I'm from New

543
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 1: Hampshire and I've never Like I'm from New England and

544
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: I've never had fish. And I was like, is that

545
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,239
Speaker 1: your secret? And she goes, no, that's a good one,

546
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: though I should have said that one. But hers, um her,

547
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: I forget what hers were. They were they were darling.

548
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: What they were mine were I gave them. I can

549
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: speak a secret language that I learned on spring break

550
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: in high school that is super easy to learn, but

551
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: impossible to understand unless you know it. I have a

552
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: ring on my finger that I can't get off. It

553
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 1: has been stuck for two months and I have given

554
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: up and plan on dying with it on I said

555
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: to see with my self to sleep at night, I

556
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: watched videos of people having corns and other growths cut

557
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 1: dug out of their feet. Um. Number four, I don't

558
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: understand football, and I've tried many times to learn the game,

559
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: but it makes no sense to me and never will.

560
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: And number five. My biggest phobias or centipedes, air shows,

561
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: and men jumping off of diving boards. I was gonna

562
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 1: say fat men, but I didn't want a fat shame.

563
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: But it is fat men, dumbing of diving words. I

564
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: don't know why. It's like it's just bulky men, bulky

565
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: brazen men. Have you ever seen a guy live fall

566
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 1: off a diving word? Bad? Like? Have you seen anything

567
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: any Like? What are these fears? Like? I know you

568
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 1: want to don't want someone to get hurt. I don't

569
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 1: want anyone to get hurt. I don't want to see blood.

570
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to see uh. I don't want to

571
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,479
Speaker 1: hear a head go thwack like I do not Like

572
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: I didn't like watching American's Home Videos with Danny Tanner,

573
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: Like I love that show, but like I hated seeing

574
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: people get hitting the balls. I hate seeing people tosh

575
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: point no unwatchable to me because I cannot trust that

576
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: I'm not going to see someone get like really maimed.

577
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: But I have a new bid on stage about how

578
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: Like my favorite YouTube videos are the beauty Queen who

579
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: fell in the fire and had to develop a personality

580
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: like these are all my favorite. I love seeing the

581
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: aftermath of these accidents, but I don't want to witness

582
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: the accident itself. Yeah, you like to see them rebound

583
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: from the horrible love people that have been crazily disfigured

584
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: and they have to go out in their world and

585
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: everyone stares at them. Every little kids make comments, people's like,

586
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: people whisper, and they they just love themselves. I think

587
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: it's just such. It's so it's such a good thing

588
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,239
Speaker 1: to watch. It is not me being morbid, like, oh,

589
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: I want to see what this girl looks like with

590
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: their face burned off. It truly motivates me because anything

591
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: I think that I can't go out because I don't

592
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: I feel sad, or I can't go up because I

593
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: feel ugly or whatever, like just to see these people

594
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: how their lives changed when they had to overcome this.

595
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: They not all of them make it, I'm sure, but

596
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 1: the ones that you hear stories about, like their lives

597
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: are so much better and they just nothing can get

598
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: them down. Like it's just incredible, and it just means

599
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: deep down that none of that stuff really matters. These

600
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: people are way happier than I would guess. J low Is,

601
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: It's amazing. How do I put it though? Where it's

602
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: like when you're confident, like you'll see someone that's so

603
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: disfigured that they lean so much into the confidence of it.

604
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: Because here's the thing. Yes they're gonna get a lot

605
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: of negativity, but they're gonna get a ship ton of

606
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: positivity because it's so extreme, you know what I mean,

607
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: Like like like I'm like, I'm not trying to like huh,

608
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to like it. If they're using it

609
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: to get like more like likes or whatever, fucking yes,

610
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: do it. But I I know, like, if if there's

611
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: something about you that can be toned down in terms

612
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: of like, you know, because there are things. When you

613
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: see a burn victim, it is a normal thing to go,

614
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,479
Speaker 1: oh my god, Like it is a person that is

615
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: doesn't look like a person, so you should have a

616
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: reaction to It's it's totally normal to go, oh my god.

617
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: One time, when I was in traffic, it was one

618
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: of the most horrible things that I've ever done. And

619
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to and it couldn't help it. But

620
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: I looked to the right of me when I was

621
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: stopped to stoplight, and burn victim was staring at me

622
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: from the car next to me, and I just go

623
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: I screamed because it was so frightening to see someone

624
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: that looked so disfigured. And I felt so bad. But

625
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: it was a normal reaction to that because it was

626
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: it looked like someone who you know, like it looked

627
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: like a human, but not a human. It's that why

628
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: we don't. Yeah, it was a normal reaction. So I

629
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: feel like if the throw water on them, Nikki and

630
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: I go kill it, kill it. No. I felt so

631
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: fucking bad. We had one victim in mar Town. You

632
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: always have like there's always one, there's always like one,

633
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: and they have like and like and and people know,

634
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: you know that they did stand up thing. They did

635
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: that stand up thing where they had you know, um

636
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: burn victims and stuff do stand up about it. And

637
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 1: I remember watching that and it actually like change my perspective,

638
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: not my perspective, but like I understood it more. I

639
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: think what happens is you ignore it because you're just

640
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: you're so afraid of it, like when you're a kid

641
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: and you make fun of it and you're scared of it.

642
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: And I really do believe that it like if you

643
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: if you become friends with a burn victim, you do

644
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: not see it at all anymore, or someone with a

645
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: gigantic tumor hanging off their face that they have to

646
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: like part it so they can even put things in

647
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: their mouth, Like I've seen all these things on YouTube.

648
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: I see their family around them and their friends, and

649
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: like they don't see that stuff. It really does go away.

650
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: And I I don't have an experience specifically that I

651
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: can say of like, oh, I I know that feeling,

652
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: but like I know that when I was like so skinny,

653
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: that I looked so scary, like my friends did not

654
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: see what they saw when they first met me. Ultimately,

655
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: it just they didn't look at me like a skealt,

656
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: like a walking skeleton. They just they even told me

657
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: they were like, we like, I forget that you look

658
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: so like I forgot that you look so scary. People

659
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: would like come to me and be like, what's wrong

660
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: with Nikki, And I be like, oh my god, I forgot.

661
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: And I remember hanging out with Josh Blue, who has

662
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: cerebral palsy, and I was a little bit scared to

663
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: hang out with him because his body is very like

664
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: twisted up and like really you know, um, you know,

665
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: cramped up in in a in a way that's he's

666
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: struggling with um, his CP and I used to be like,

667
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: I just don't want to be around it because I

668
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: was like scared that I didn't know how to hug

669
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: him or I didn't know how to like if I

670
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: should I help him with things, or like when he

671
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: talks slow or he talks weird, Like it's just you're

672
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: scared of what you don't know. And I just remember

673
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,959
Speaker 1: working with him one weekend and like by the end

674
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: of it, I was like I just didn't even know

675
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: he had a thing, Like I forgot that he I

676
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: was in public with him and saw people looking and

677
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: like didn't understand why they were looking at seriously disappeared

678
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: And that was the first time I was like, oh,

679
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 1: you really can it. You You just you adapt and

680
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: you just you really do tend to love someone for

681
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: who they are. And that's I think probably an adaptation

682
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: because we with each other, even after we're like old

683
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: in our body, we end up looking like burn victims anyway,

684
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: without how old we get and like wrinkly and stuff like,

685
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: we end up looking yeah exactly, Um I do. I'll

686
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: do a fake burn someday, um, but sprayburn. But yeah,

687
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 1: I think it's I think, yeah, I think exposure to it,

688
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: I think, um, yeah it is, yeah, but how do

689
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: you you know? It sucks? You can't experience it unless

690
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: you get to get close to them, Like you can't

691
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: just like rent someone that has a deformity, so you

692
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: can feel better about it, like questions and engage them,

693
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: ask them about it, because like they're willing to talk

694
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 1: to you about it and acting like it's not there.

695
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: It's not like you can act like it's not there

696
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 1: when you don't need to actually ask them about it.

697
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what the funk happen to you? But

698
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 1: it's actually okay to do that, like I've I've found

699
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to speak for all of them,

700
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: but like people who have disabilities don't mind you going

701
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,240
Speaker 1: like what's going on here? Like can you explain it? Um?

702
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: The greatest shown? No, it's the it's this, it's all this,

703
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 1: it's all this. It's the best because it's like a

704
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: freak show at circus, right, Yeah, it's unbelio. Oh yeah, okay,

705
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 1: maybe I gotta see it. Yeah, I'll just never forget.

706
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: Like watching I've talked about it before, but I did

707
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: watch it. It's like my five year old nephew and

708
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,439
Speaker 1: my brother was like, this isn't quite right for them yet,

709
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: Like I think I want to I think do they

710
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 1: have Were they okay at the end of it? You

711
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: have questions? I think I was like they got to

712
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: see this movie. I was like, I think this is

713
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: more about me than my nephew's. You know, isn't so

714
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: often whenever you watch make someone watch something never they

715
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: never like it as what does you do? Oh yeah,

716
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 1: and you're like you're looking at it then the whole

717
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: time like like it Like it's why I say go

718
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: alone too. Shows you don't have to check in on anyone,

719
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: just to go Joe fucking enjoy things. All right, let's

720
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: get to um the news. You're here. It's Tuesday, folks.

721
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It is Tuesday day. I

722
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:12,479
Speaker 1: hope you're having all the swells out there. Uh. If

723
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: if you're not, it's okay. We're all depressed. We'll just me.

724
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm alone. Sometimes I think about life and how it's

725
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: just not really that great and like I could be

726
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: more and everything, and do you know what's alright? Well,

727
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: you can go see Nikki and Andrew at the State

728
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:36,399
Speaker 1: Theater in Minneapolis. Yeah, on a I'm excited about that.

729
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: I will be. It's such good moods for those shows.

730
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 1: I really hope people come out. I'm going to be whatever.

731
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: My fucking press. We will be over, Nicky Glaze, welcome

732
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,439
Speaker 1: to Nickie Lazer, will be out so that Sunday, there's

733
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 1: nothing else I have to do. Like it's a huge

734
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: It will be a vacation for me in Minneapolis and

735
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: Madison this weekend. I will be in the best mood.

736
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: Please come out to those shows. It'll be yeah, and

737
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: and give Andrew a hug at the me greet. Will

738
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: you come on? Alright? What's the first news item? Al right?

739
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: The first news item was sent to me by a

740
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: one Nikki Glazer. Oh yeah, I forget what this was.

741
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: But when did we start doing this? I forget it already.

742
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 1: A study finds that a majority of people discount habits

743
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 1: that underline much of human behavior, much like drinking coffee,

744
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: for example, and they write them off as behaviors that

745
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: are due to our mood and our intentions. M scientists

746
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: say that much of what we do every day is habitual.

747
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: Uh that automatic triggering of behavior versus conscious intentions is

748
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: what makes a behavior habit. So what they were saying.

749
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: What I gleaned from this is like a lot of

750
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: times people wake up in the morning they're like, I

751
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: need coffee. I'm so tired, I needed to wake up.

752
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 1: It's not so much that you needed to wake up.

753
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: You just are like succumbing to a habit. So like

754
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: we are more ated to habits than we are the

755
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: substance that we think we're addicted to, which was kind

756
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: of turned what I think about caffeine addiction on its

757
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 1: head for me. I and I do believe that, like

758
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: I woke up this morning and I go there are

759
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 1: times where I do not need coffee. I just want

760
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: to do something. I want to do the thing that's comfortable,

761
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: going into the Starbucks, the mobile order, pressing, like the

762
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: submit button, going in, grabbing it, the warm cup in

763
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: my hand. It's not about the drug as much as

764
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 1: it is about the habit. I thought that was I

765
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: just thought that was interesting. Does that make you think

766
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: about anything in your life? I mean, yeah, every time

767
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: we get Starbucks. I mean that's what you even said yesterday,

768
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: oh right, two days ago. It made me just I

769
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,399
Speaker 1: don't know, half a cup of coffee. I mean, it's

770
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: just it changed your whole life. We got to the

771
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: airport Monday morning in Nashville and you go, God, coffee

772
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: is good. And I was like, isn't it like we

773
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 1: just weard such a better mood than when we got

774
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 1: to the car. But it could be us feeling fulfilled

775
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: from doing our habit. Yeah, what does that? Does a

776
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: ritual make you feel safe? World? Yes, that things are

777
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: happening the way they're supposed to. There's nothing like novelist

778
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: fun and sexy. But I think when it comes to habits, Um,

779
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: there's something just very comforting, comforting about it. Yeah, I've

780
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: never been a habitual person. Yeah, what is what are

781
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: your habits in the morning? Know, when you wake up

782
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 1: in the morning, what do you have the same breakfast

783
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: every morning? I don't have the same breakfast every morning.

784
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: I guess maybe going on my phone is a bad habit.

785
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: But this also applies to good habits. From what they said, Um,

786
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: like what so for example, like Andrew exercising and putting

787
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 1: his workout routine on his Instagram story, like doing it

788
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 1: on a regular basis around the same time, in the

789
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:03,479
Speaker 1: same way, and just you know, um, maybe you thought

790
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 1: the intention was, Oh, I'm going to get in shape

791
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 1: to look better. But it could have been like something

792
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: else was just like right, like to build to build

793
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: a comfortable like yeah, habit, and also like it gave

794
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: you something to do at a certain time of day.

795
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: It was positive. You felt good after so that is

796
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 1: what kept you motivated. So we could also look at

797
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,800
Speaker 1: it in that way. There's something just so cozy about

798
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: the thing you do every Like when I get into

799
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 1: bed and I get to pull up read it every day,

800
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: it just means my day is over and I get

801
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,439
Speaker 1: this thing that I saved till the end of the day.

802
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: I don't go and read it before then because it's

803
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: like that's my safe, that's my fun little like cachet

804
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: of all this fun stuff I get to read. That's

805
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: just such a little treat for me. Um in the

806
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: morning breakfast and coffee are so exciting every morning as

807
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: a habit. Also you know walking my dog when I

808
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: do have my dog with me, or um, yeah, you

809
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,439
Speaker 1: talk your phone when you wake up, Oh my god. Yes,

810
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: of course it's not even a habit. It's just like

811
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: a reflex a question though, YEA, knowing this, do you

812
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,760
Speaker 1: think that you could change a bad habit? More easily

813
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: now that you know that it's not something that your

814
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: system absolutely needs. Like yeah, because this this is fits

815
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: into everything I believe about addictions or about like bad behavior,

816
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: is that we convince ourselves it's so hard to quit

817
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: because we're addicted. Like smoking, people are like, oh God,

818
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: but like, when you really get down to it, a

819
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,399
Speaker 1: nicotine addiction is not a difficult addiction at all. It's

820
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: like that's part of the propaganda by the cigarette companies

821
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: is to convince you it's hard, because they know if

822
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: you think it's hard, you can go, oh it's hard,

823
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,439
Speaker 1: I can't quit. So as soon as I let go of, oh,

824
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 1: nicotine's hard to quit, which I had been telling myself

825
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: for years, it was easy to let go of. So

826
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: if I'm able to tell myself when I'm craving that

827
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: third coffee, like is this because you're tired and you

828
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: need caffeine and like you're scared of a headache will

829
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: come on if you don't have it, Or is this

830
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: because you just are feeling a little stressed out and

831
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: you want to the comfort of a habit, and I

832
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: think it'll be easier to let go off. I think

833
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: I'm not checking my from I'm gonna go. Granted, I

834
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: still haven't gone to that Chinese place I said I

835
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: was going to. But I'm not checking my I'm not checking.

836
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: We gotta get to the comments story before any of this. Yeah,

837
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: I think it's next. I don't know about it. I

838
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: feel like coming. I'm not. I'm not checking my phone

839
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: before I get out of bed. From now on at least,

840
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: how are you going to enforce this? Try it? Let's

841
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: all try it. Let's all try it. We're not checking her.

842
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: Do we remind ourselves before we go to bed tonight? Like,

843
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 1: will you guys remind me? Because I'll fine, Okay, so

844
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: what can we in the morning? I will just but

845
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: I have tricked my phone next to me? Why we

846
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: have for work? For working over my white noise and

847
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 1: my alarm clock? All right, well, and maybe just me

848
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: and Andrew will do We'll try. I don't check Instagram

849
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,959
Speaker 1: right away, like I eventually get to it in the morning.

850
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: I usually put on Chris's radio show as I get

851
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: into the shower and it ready, and that's fine. I

852
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: don't check Instagram and emails and texts until like sometimes

853
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,879
Speaker 1: I'll see text and there's tons of them and I'm

854
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,439
Speaker 1: just like, no, I don't need to do this right now,

855
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: like when I have time it comes, I can do it.

856
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 1: But um, get to the next story. Yes, please, let's

857
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: do it. Okay. I'm in the habit of just like

858
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: talking so long for through the first story, so let's

859
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: change that, all right. This is a crazy story. Firefighters

860
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: rescued a woman who had tumbled into a public vault toilet.

861
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? I heard about this?

862
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,839
Speaker 1: She dropped her phone. She dropped her phone, and there

863
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: a vault toilet is one of those like public toilets

864
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: that don't flush. It's just like a like a well

865
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: world like, except deeper and a little bit bigger. Um

866
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 1: while attempting to fish her cell phone out of the

867
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:54,839
Speaker 1: waist using dog leashes, so basically what she did. She

868
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: was using the phone on the toilet when it fell

869
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: in after she disassembled the toilet seat. She used dog

870
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: leashes to try to retrieve the phone and eventually used

871
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: um mountain America. Yes, yes, and so she tied herself

872
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: off as she reached for it, and the effort fail.

873
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: She felt horried to rescue this bit at least poor firefighters.

874
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: They said it was like the first time they ever

875
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: had to rescue someone. She fell head first just because

876
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: she needed her phone? What was on her phone? Like?

877
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: This is? This? Is it? Does this woman? Do we

878
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: know her name and face? Well? Here she after being rescued,

879
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 1: she was washed down, and she was strongly encouraged to

880
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 1: seek medical attention after being exposed to human waste, but

881
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 1: she didn't. She just wanted to leave. She's probably so embarrassed.

882
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: Did she get her did you get she did? That's

883
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: how she called the firefighters. Oh god, she called from

884
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: inside the ship cavern. I'm mean, my stomach is flipping

885
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 1: right now. That's the most disgusting thing I can ever imagine. Like,

886
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 1: what a torturous thing to happen? Where does it end?

887
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:13,439
Speaker 1: I mean, I I want to know, man. I hope

888
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: I would watch a seven hour documentary series about this

889
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: incident and about this woman in her life, how it,

890
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: how it got to this, How we got to this one.

891
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 1: I want to know about her childhood. I want to

892
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:27,760
Speaker 1: know what happened, how much, what is on her phone?

893
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: What she looks at on her phone? What apps she's

894
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: How far would you go though to get your phone? Like,

895
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: let's say you were walking into an elevator and the

896
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: phone fell in between the elevator and the like the door,

897
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,439
Speaker 1: and it fell down. I would go to the front

898
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: desk and go, this is what happened. What what are

899
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: we looking at? What? What? What can we do? And

900
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 1: then I would just go to the A. T and

901
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: T store and go, I'm fucked, Like listen, I have

902
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: the financial means to buy another phone right away. And

903
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: it's not a huge hit, but like I would, I

904
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 1: would go pretty far to get back my phone. But

905
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: um dropping in the toilet, Yeah, I'd reached right and

906
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: grab it vault toilet. I'm not scared of getting my

907
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 1: hands dirty. Talked with Andrew Santino about it. I saw someone.

908
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,959
Speaker 1: This happened to someone in front of me, I swear

909
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: to God not no, I'm not kidding. I was at

910
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: camp and we were we were looking for like worms,

911
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: We're looking for like worms with the fish, and we're

912
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: like picking up big rock We're trying to pick up

913
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,280
Speaker 1: rocks to like like like and there was this big

914
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 1: heavy like rock and we didn't know why it was

915
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 1: so heavy, and it was so and we had like

916
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: four people try to like fucking move this rock, and

917
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: we moved it. We moved it, and we moved it

918
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: and fucking it was. It was covering a ship hole

919
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: like a ship like like and the kid just fell

920
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: right in. Wait did you put him? Did he or

921
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 1: did he slip? He slipped and he just fell And

922
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 1: I was like, can you have a worm while you're down? No? No, no,

923
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 1: he was like grab a dog leash you get him out.

924
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: Did he was able to get out? Or was he

925
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,720
Speaker 1: like swimming in this ship hole? So he was swimming

926
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: in the first secon he was able to He grabbed him,

927
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: but it was to his neck and he's running around.

928
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: He got out of there, and he didn't know what

929
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: to do with his body. You don't know what to

930
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 1: do when you're and he's just he was running around

931
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,919
Speaker 1: like like like like I don't know, like a chicken

932
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: with the head cutt like he didn't know what to

933
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 1: do like he was. It was. It was that embarrassing,

934
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: like I mean, I don't know, I mean I think

935
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,760
Speaker 1: he talked about on the podcast before, but the homeless

936
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: man in Hollywood Boulevard who a woman after she got

937
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 1: done with a dinner with her friends in two thousand nineteen,

938
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: was walking to her car, was parked on board and

939
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 1: a homeless man with a bucket of his feces that

940
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: he had been collecting for weeks and months. It was

941
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: warm diarrhea. He dumped it on, pulled her out into

942
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: the street as she was trying to get into her car,

943
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: dumped it on her and then left and she had

944
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: shit water coming off of her eyelashes like it was

945
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 1: just and she she's awesome. She went public with it

946
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: and was like, I feel sad for that man. We

947
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: need to help these homeless people, like this man was

948
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: clearly deranged. Like she was not gonna hide. She was

949
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: not embarrassed of what happened to her, And I think

950
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,399
Speaker 1: most people would be like, once you've been dowst and ship,

951
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: you think that, like, how can She was like I

952
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: have trauma from it, I have PTSD, Like I still

953
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: like she's but she was so you can watch the

954
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: news report on it. It's wild. It's wild web and

955
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: they have a like a video of it too. It's

956
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: it's disgusting, it's so awful. I'm sorry, I'd rather be

957
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: punched in the face. Absolutely, it's just the it's so wild,

958
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: this thing that is inside all of us on a

959
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: daily basis that we let go of and it was

960
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: like we are walking around with inside of us. Is

961
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: the number one fear of all of us that makes

962
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,919
Speaker 1: us like, I really feel nauseous right now even talking

963
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: about these. And I'm not someone who gets really like

964
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: sick from talking about gross stuff. I'm not someone who's like,

965
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,720
Speaker 1: don't talk about that. I'm eating right now, I'm feeling

966
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 1: my stomach is doing things. So let's get to why

967
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: do Yeah, let's get to the next story. Okay, this

968
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: is fun um. This is the most popular song from

969
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,320
Speaker 1: the year you were born. Okay, thanks to just Jared

970
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: for coming up with us. Ok I think I know

971
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 1: what it is. What do you think? Oh god, it was.

972
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,800
Speaker 1: I've looked this up before because it's like the artists

973
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 1: the artists, Wait, is this a year you were born

974
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 1: or the month the year you were born? Popular song

975
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 1: of the year. I'm gonna get Prince something by Prince No,

976
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, You're not that far off. It's Jump

977
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: by a Van Halen. Oh yeah, gohead jump jump yeah

978
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 1: for my love jumping. Wait, No, that's not the right song.

979
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: That's a difference. Jump jump Jump for my Love. That's

980
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: a different song. I know how it goes, and I'm

981
00:49:56,719 --> 00:50:00,919
Speaker 1: not going to sing it. Yeah. I that's interesting because

982
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 1: when your baby like don't hear music, you know, you

983
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: like don't retain it. So it's not like that brings

984
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: me back to like, oh, that brings me back to

985
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: coming out of my mom's bus. The nostalgia? All right?

986
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: What about eight for Andrews? Right? Eight? I mean I'm

987
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: guessing like something like Ario Speedwagon. M good guess, uh

988
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: something George Michael. Maybe that's a good guess. Good guess

989
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: it's actually Blondie And the song is call Me, Oh yeah,

990
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: call me down by the call Me I love, you

991
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 1: can call me any any call me kind of sounds

992
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: like a little bit call me okay, what about you

993
00:50:51,680 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 1: know h okay m hm. He's it's tough because none

994
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: of us are really alive yet. I mean, yeah that

995
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,839
Speaker 1: when your baby you don't you're not Like I could,

996
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: I could guess what the song was when I was like,

997
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: you know, the night late nineties to early two thousand's. Um,

998
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what it was. It

999
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: it was, oh the police, every breath you take. Oh

1000
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: that's a good one. What a year? That's really good?

1001
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,320
Speaker 1: You know that um September eleven September, Like, the number

1002
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: one song during September eleven on Billboard charts was a

1003
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: keep on Falling, get in out of the with the fallen.

1004
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:45,399
Speaker 1: Uh what yeah, Alicia Keys behind this? I know, well,

1005
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not pointing any fingers, but I love

1006
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,800
Speaker 1: to look up, like what was happening at that time

1007
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: of like what was the number one song when fucking

1008
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: COVID hit? Um? Oh, two thousand and twenty? Was that?

1009
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 1: Let's say, yeah, what was the COVID? Yeah? What was

1010
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 1: the two? What was what was the day before we

1011
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: found out of COVID? Like I think she just has years?

1012
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so then what was the two thousand twenty

1013
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: COVID dropped? Yeah, I mean that was classically March. I'll

1014
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: listen to the sirens. People are still banging their pots

1015
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: and pans. Okay um. The most popular song according to

1016
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: this list was Blinding Lights by the Weekend. Yeah, that

1017
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: checks out. Everyone's doing it on TikTok Dane Dane didn't.

1018
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: It's so weird that that someday is going to be

1019
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: the same as call Me You Get. It's going to

1020
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: be such like a throwback song. It's just I mean,

1021
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 1: I know that the day it works, but it's just

1022
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 1: weird that that will be an oldie someday, even though

1023
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: I think that oldies still are oldies. Like to me,

1024
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: sixties music is still oldies and nineties music is just

1025
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 1: nineties music, even though nine these music now is oldies

1026
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: when sixties music was old these back in the nineties. Sense, yeah, right,

1027
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 1: like the nineties, do you think it's old these two

1028
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: young kids, Well that like two thousand is far enough

1029
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 1: from us as like when night when like, yeah, you

1030
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Yes, it's wild, it's ages, but

1031
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: we're the youngest were ever gonna be, so just like

1032
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: fucking be excited about it. I mean, you just have

1033
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: to be, I know. Um. I actually on that podcast today,

1034
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,359
Speaker 1: I got to talk to that twenty year old who's

1035
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 1: on it named Josh something. But he was so sweet.

1036
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: He's twenty years old and he's like a TikTok kid

1037
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: and they were playing his TikTok's because they wanted me

1038
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: to roast him. But I was like, you're adorable, and

1039
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: I was like, honestly, I want to know, like what

1040
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: went into this TikTok? Like how many times did you

1041
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: practice it? Did you know that you like look cute

1042
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: when you like look to the side and like kind

1043
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 1: of smile and do like like I was like, did

1044
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: you know? He's like I was. I was like, tell

1045
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: me the setting, like where did this seppen? He's like

1046
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 1: two thousand seventeen, I'm in my basement. I was like,

1047
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: was your mom din? And you were like one more

1048
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: mom and he was like yeah kinda and it was

1049
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: like it was it was like behind the music vch

1050
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: one but behind the TikTok. It was fascinating. Actually, no,

1051
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,959
Speaker 1: it wild like all these kids start somewhere, they start

1052
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: in a basement and they like they're somehow good looking

1053
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: enough where they could just go you know, and and

1054
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: then did you know you were cute? Like did you know?

1055
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: Like when you said like and kind of he goes, yeah,

1056
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 1: you're right, you are one of them. They showed me

1057
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: a video later and I go were you of age

1058
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 1: when you made this? And he was like yeah, And

1059
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 1: I was like, you're hot. I didn't want a comment

1060
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 1: because the first one I almost said it, but he

1061
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 1: was a little young. But then the second one I

1062
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: was like okay, yes, he goes no. That was last weekend.

1063
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: I go, you're hot, You're a cute kid. Good for you,

1064
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: all right? They are who they're dating and everything, like,

1065
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 1: oh my god, the whole thing they were like they

1066
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 1: were they on the show. They were like, Josh, you

1067
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 1: got you got caught this weekend canoodling with a woman

1068
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: at a club. I'm like, who is this kid? Why

1069
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 1: are teens filming him at a club? Like it was

1070
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: just they're so famous, and um, I don't give a fuck.

1071
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: It's not the type of fame that I'm like, I

1072
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: want in and I want to understand. I'm so glad

1073
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: that I don't get it, and I'm glad it happens

1074
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: for them, like they're allowed to have their own famous world.

1075
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,839
Speaker 1: It's like K pop. I don't know any K pop

1076
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 1: artists at all, but they are bigger than any American

1077
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: movie star in terms of fans by far. And it's

1078
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 1: okay what you call it. When they were all on

1079
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: like the teen magazines, it's the same ship. They're all that.

1080
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,839
Speaker 1: Those are those kids. They're gonna grow much bigger now.

1081
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: K pop stars are much bigger than like Backstreet think.

1082
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 1: I believe so, yes, yes, I do think so. I

1083
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 1: could be wrong, though, Okay, let's take a quick break

1084
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: and come back with Reddit dump. Oh no, why do

1085
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:44,839
Speaker 1: I care? All right, we're back. It's time for why

1086
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: do I care? Why do I care? Okay, I don't

1087
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,360
Speaker 1: know if you really care about this and um, but

1088
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: the besties want to know if you do, so that's

1089
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: why I included it. All right. Howard sterns slams Johnny

1090
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: Depp for over acting amid his defamation trial against Amber Heard. Oh,

1091
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: what's your take on the whole? Johnny Depp? Amber Heard?

1092
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 1: You know, I'm on Reddit and Reddit fucking hates her

1093
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: and Johnny Depp's a hero and the reddit's filled with

1094
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 1: men and they just love villainizing this woman who they

1095
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: could never get in real life, and so they love

1096
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: that there might be the storyline where she's the one

1097
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,399
Speaker 1: who's the abuser and he's the innocent one. I've done

1098
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: my research and it isn't great research, but what I

1099
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: can glean is that they're both abusive idiots, and they

1100
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: both did stuff that was reprehensible and gross. And yeah,

1101
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: so I feel the news is though I think you

1102
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: nail did that. People are dying for people to go

1103
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:46,439
Speaker 1: believe men like people want to hear that narrative so bad,

1104
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 1: and it is a real narrative. I get it, but

1105
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 1: they're really like leaning into like he's he's such a

1106
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,359
Speaker 1: soft man, you know what I mean, he's mean, while

1107
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:57,879
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm going to shoot on her and burn

1108
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:01,240
Speaker 1: her body and eater feces, like he's not the nicest

1109
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: in the world. Where they both can be shitty, like,

1110
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: can't we have that? Can't they be both be wrong?

1111
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 1: Doesn't have to be one or the other, and I did.

1112
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him on the sand, though, but I

1113
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: have a lot of friends who are like, she's awful

1114
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 1: and he's just amazing, and I'm like, open your eyes,

1115
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: he's terrible too. He's he definitely has kicked her before.

1116
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: He definitely has thrown things, He's had violent tantrums, he

1117
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: said disgusting things. It doesn't and maybe he did those

1118
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: in defense at some point of getting hit himself, which

1119
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: but then I will excuse it. But not all of

1120
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 1: those were probably like they're both just two abusive people

1121
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 1: at each other. And you know, I don't know that

1122
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 1: all the details of it, though, but I wanted it

1123
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: to just all be her. God, I wanted it so bad,

1124
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 1: just like everyone else. But it's it's not that it's

1125
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: not all her. Uh Ny, you're you would say you're

1126
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: much bigger than she is, and he gets quiet and

1127
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: he just goes I wouldn't say that, and it just

1128
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: your face. I'm not even like. I don't even have

1129
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 1: the energy. I can't watch it. Yeah, I don't care,

1130
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: and I don't. It makes me uncomfortable to watch them

1131
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 1: have to listen to their voice memos and like hear

1132
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: back the text and stuff. It's it's too awkward for me.

1133
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 1: I don't like it. It's uncomfortable. Um, and I'm glad

1134
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: that I can sit this one out. I really am

1135
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 1: choosing to sit it out. UM, let's get to reddit

1136
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 1: dump karaoke mode. This is your Reddit dump. What up? Okay,

1137
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 1: Reddit dump, let's do it. I mean, I have not

1138
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 1: been saving things that much, so I'm just gonna try

1139
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 1: to throw some things that you and see if we've

1140
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: been through them before. Um. Okay, here's one ask Reddit.

1141
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,439
Speaker 1: I don't think i've done this before. What's the piece

1142
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: of information you learned that now feels almost illegal to know?

1143
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't even think of something for myself.

1144
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 1: But someone said when it's satellite television service updates your programming.

1145
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 1: The change signal is only sent for a day or two.

1146
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 1: Satellite bandwidth is finite and expensive. So if you were

1147
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 1: to upgrade your service to get all the channels, disconnect

1148
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 1: your hardware after they all showed up, then called to

1149
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 1: down grade, and waited a few days, your system will

1150
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,919
Speaker 1: miss the down grade signal and it could be years

1151
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 1: before any changes get made that would correct your lineup.

1152
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 1: That just seems illegal, but I guess it's not because

1153
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: it would take forever to correct. Did you get that?

1154
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 1: Did that make sense to you? Depression? Huh No, it

1155
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 1: confused me, but it it makes sense. But but wait

1156
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: to get all the channels, because people do that all

1157
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 1: the time, don't They then upgrade and then downgrade when

1158
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: they realize they can't afford an upgrade, But then the

1159
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: upgrade stays because it takes so long for that downgrade

1160
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 1: to happen. Well, now they might because I'm proliferating it.

1161
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 1: That's why it feels illegal. Um, someone said, creating nitrogen

1162
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: tryo tryo died. When in a liquid form, it is stable,

1163
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: but once it dry, as so much as a fly

1164
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 1: landing on it creates a purple smoke explosion. It's so

1165
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 1: unstable that alpha radiation can be used to detonate that stuff.

1166
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 1: It's actually easy to get the material, and I don't

1167
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 1: want to tell people how to do it. I think

1168
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things like that. Um. Someone said

1169
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: it is legal to grow opium poppies in the United States,

1170
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 1: but only if you don't know that they can be

1171
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: used to make drugs. That's insane that you've gotta be like,

1172
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, I didn't know. What do you think

1173
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 1: they're just do you know that they could be drugs?

1174
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 1: I do? Now? Am I in trouble? Like that's the

1175
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 1: weird thing them now? For six years out? I don't

1176
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: know me, I don't know. It's like it's so funny.

1177
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let with the whole Russia stuff, they go, uh,

1178
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 1: you know, Putin's testing nuclear weapons that might be ready

1179
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 1: four months from now. It's like saying nuclear. Huh you

1180
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 1: say nuclear, like George W. Bush did never really made

1181
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 1: fun of him. You did it last week? And I go,

1182
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 1: what do you say nuclear? The Caucus? Yeah? Okay, so yeah,

1183
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 1: Russia Putin no. But all this info is just like

1184
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 1: on Twitter, it's like where are the surprises and war?

1185
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 1: We're just like, oh, in four months, he's gonna like

1186
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just find all this information is

1187
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 1: just like being put out there and everyone's just like, Okay,

1188
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: in four months, I'll be ready with the nuclear bomb

1189
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 1: and whatever, like I don't know. I just finally, do

1190
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? You like, oh, like they

1191
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 1: all there's no like surprise attacks anymore, is what you're saying.

1192
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: Let me, yes, there are, That's why we have they're

1193
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 1: surprised at as my friend, I don't know, but I

1194
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:50,920
Speaker 1: think they're And there's definitely like I was surprised with

1195
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 1: the whole um Ukraine thing that there is like ground

1196
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 1: combat still like there's still like fighting in the streets

1197
01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: and like fights I heard. Okay, let's play the Let's

1198
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 1: play the video of the funeral guy no whatever. At

1199
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 1: the funeral, you'll see this is a guy on a

1200
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 1: talk show that this one. It's kind of like almost

1201
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: like a new show that this woman hosts and she

1202
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 1: goes to this guy who has a peculiar job. Bill,

1203
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: you're a private investigator. You also call your sports often confessor.

1204
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 1: What do you do? In short? I crashed funerals on

1205
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 1: behalf of the deceased. People hire you, they tell you

1206
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 1: say a secret that they have while they're alive, and

1207
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 1: then they ask you to reveal that truth either at

1208
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 1: their funeral or when their will is I thought this

1209
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: was fake will reading or could be a private message

1210
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 1: to somebody delivered face to face. Um a job for

1211
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: anybody that can just do it. Takes a little bit

1212
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 1: of nerve, but at the same time, it's a request

1213
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 1: that uh started, believe it or not as a joke.

1214
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 1: Tell us about your first client, do tell us game.

1215
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:11,800
Speaker 1: He was a gentleman that i'd been investigating a claim

1216
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 1: for I got to name only for a short while.

1217
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 1: He had cancer, he was close to death. We got

1218
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 1: to talking about death in the afterlife and all things

1219
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 1: surrounding death, and I suggested he do his own eulogy.

1220
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 1: He said he'd been to plenty of funerals where eulogies

1221
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: just aren't shown out of disrespect or the families just

1222
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: aren't should and so I suggested to crash his funeral

1223
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 1: for him, and he took me up on the offer,

1224
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 1: and I did, What did he want you to say

1225
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 1: at his funeral? He wanted me to out his best

1226
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 1: mate for trying to sleep with his wife while he

1227
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 1: was on his death. He also asked me to remove

1228
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: three people from the congregation that he hadn't seen in

1229
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:59,840
Speaker 1: thirty years. So why would they paying their respect now

1230
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 1: when they could see him when he was alive. And

1231
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 1: you went through with it absolutely? What was the response, Shock,

1232
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 1: Now I'm interrupting the funeral between the loved one and

1233
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: mates performing you you're the and I stand up interrupt

1234
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:22,520
Speaker 1: the funeral service and announced that his best mate has

1235
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:24,720
Speaker 1: got to sit down and shut up or bugger off

1236
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 1: because the man in the coffee has got something to say.

1237
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 1: And this is what it is. And I'll open the

1238
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:34,160
Speaker 1: envelope and I'll read aloud exactly what was said. Did

1239
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 1: the best man stay, put walkout? He left pretty quickly.

1240
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 1: Why do you think some people take this approach to

1241
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 1: confess after death? Well, most of it because they haven't

1242
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:48,479
Speaker 1: got the strength to get up and punst with people

1243
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: in the face, hurting him. That's that's really what it is.

1244
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 1: I mean it's not all bad either. I mean that's

1245
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 1: it's good bad funny and said there's quite a range

1246
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 1: of funerals that have crashed. How much do charge between

1247
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 1: two and tens and dollars. But they don't need the

1248
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,240
Speaker 1: money where they're going and I never get a complaint.

1249
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 1: You said that one before, right, what a cutie? What

1250
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:17,120
Speaker 1: do you think about that? Andred? You loved it? Right,

1251
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 1: it's my favorite thing. I think I've seen it in here.

1252
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 1: I knew it. It's a long clip, but I just

1253
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:26,000
Speaker 1: thought people would like it. First of all, the silence

1254
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 1: in the crowd is huh. The silence in the crowd

1255
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 1: is so funny. But God, would I love to play

1256
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 1: to do that with someone in my family? You know, Yeah,

1257
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 1: you would like to do it after you're dead, or

1258
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:39,880
Speaker 1: you would like to be the guy that says I

1259
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,880
Speaker 1: don't think you could. I think you would be too awkward.

1260
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 1: You get so uncomfortable when no, I wouldn't want to

1261
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 1: be I wouldn't want to be that. I couldn't be

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01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 1: that guy. I couldn't be like, excuse me, you were

1263
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,480
Speaker 1: trying to fuck. I would love to be that guy.

1264
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 1: I would like that job, but I could see you

1265
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:56,040
Speaker 1: not liking much. That's why I was surprised. I was like,

1266
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 1: I think that's like one of those things of like

1267
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,680
Speaker 1: me picking up dogship with leaves where you would want

1268
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 1: to scare away be dead and telling a secret to

1269
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:09,680
Speaker 1: everybody about like and and have everyone have to feel

1270
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 1: awkward at my own funeral. That would be really that

1271
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 1: would be kind of fun. Yeah, it would be fun.

1272
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the one where the guy UM

1273
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:25,080
Speaker 1: has a recording inside his casket that's like here, I'm

1274
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 1: a week and everyone is around it's being he's being

1275
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:30,480
Speaker 1: laid into the ground and everyone's laughing because they knew

1276
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,000
Speaker 1: this guy has such a funny sense of humor, and

1277
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,360
Speaker 1: it really does sound like he's in there, Like come on,

1278
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 1: guys up serious, Yeah, dude, you've been to a funeral

1279
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 1: there to fucking it's like anything would be nice, you know,

1280
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:49,040
Speaker 1: it's good. Yes, I I don't know that there was

1281
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,360
Speaker 1: a part of that where he said, like, you know,

1282
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:54,440
Speaker 1: he wanted the guy to say um to kick people

1283
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 1: out that hadn't visited it, hadn't talked to him in

1284
01:06:56,640 --> 01:07:00,080
Speaker 1: thirty years. I'm like, why would anyone who have you

1285
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 1: haven't talked to in thirty years coming over? That's a

1286
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:05,440
Speaker 1: long that's a lifetime, Like that's too long, Like why

1287
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 1: does he know those people are going to go to

1288
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:10,479
Speaker 1: the funeral? That's weird? But I do think it's funny

1289
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 1: if you're sitting at a funeral and a guy, a

1290
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 1: random dude, yes that no one knows and I was

1291
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 1: even wondering why he's there, stands up and says, I've

1292
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 1: got the man in the casket has something to say,

1293
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 1: you need shut up to the guy that's delivering the eulogy.

1294
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 1: It's wild and so cool, but yeah, it would be

1295
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 1: like that would be really hard to do. What's like

1296
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 1: the most like, um, have you ever had a moment

1297
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:35,479
Speaker 1: like that where you we're really scared to like stand

1298
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,439
Speaker 1: up and say something, and like you need you knew

1299
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: you need to do something, and you were just like,

1300
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 1: I'm about to like really embarrass myself. Have you had

1301
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:44,920
Speaker 1: any any feeling like that before where you were like,

1302
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:49,600
Speaker 1: I've had moments where like you feel like you have

1303
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:53,920
Speaker 1: to like speak out a funeral or like do something

1304
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,920
Speaker 1: like that, which just scared of living, ship out of me,

1305
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:59,440
Speaker 1: scared and speak out a wedding. I hate but that's planned.

1306
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 1: Oh oh you mean like out of nowhere, just like

1307
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 1: you just like a feeling like that where you're like,

1308
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 1: oh God, I gotta do this, I know I gotta

1309
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:09,160
Speaker 1: do it. I'm scared to do it, you know what

1310
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 1: I was scared of that, not really even playing. And

1311
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 1: it's it goes back to my freshman year in college.

1312
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,840
Speaker 1: So when you when you're on your floor, you know,

1313
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:21,240
Speaker 1: everyone meets up in in like the study hall or whatever,

1314
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,400
Speaker 1: like on your floor, and everyone meets each other and

1315
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:24,760
Speaker 1: you have to stand up and you just gotta go,

1316
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:27,840
Speaker 1: this is my name, this is where I'm from, this

1317
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:32,840
Speaker 1: is my age. You can't believe how afraid I was

1318
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 1: to do things like that where I would be shame

1319
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:38,240
Speaker 1: really and because I would think everyone would judge me

1320
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,599
Speaker 1: based off of like how I said where I'm from

1321
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 1: or whatever, Like it's scared to living ship and now

1322
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:45,120
Speaker 1: that I speak in front of people, people like what

1323
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:47,720
Speaker 1: hell is it possible? But things like that where it's

1324
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:52,280
Speaker 1: like I would feel so much judgment and fear from

1325
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,439
Speaker 1: things like that. And that's like that makes me think

1326
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:56,759
Speaker 1: of that, like something like that where and we always

1327
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,800
Speaker 1: do that to people. We always go, oh, it's so easy,

1328
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:01,320
Speaker 1: just what's your name, what's your side from? Tell me

1329
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 1: something interesting about yourself. Some people that could be the

1330
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:08,280
Speaker 1: scariest possible thing they can do, and we're just so scary. Um,

1331
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,680
Speaker 1: we have to go because my my phone is or

1332
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:12,519
Speaker 1: my computer is literally about to die and it's not

1333
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,720
Speaker 1: taking a charge. So I'm gonna go into final thought.

1334
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:17,240
Speaker 1: Um yeah, that's the scariest thing ever, and I'm just

1335
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: gonna go and tell my computer dies. To be honest

1336
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 1: with you, is that Okay? Did you ever? Did you

1337
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 1: have that moment Colorado or Kansas or other? No. I

1338
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:27,240
Speaker 1: loved those opportunities. I actually loved those times where you

1339
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:29,200
Speaker 1: were like, oh, say something interesting about yourself, or like

1340
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 1: you're saying something your name is Nikki, and then I

1341
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:33,680
Speaker 1: like blah blah blah and has to be something that

1342
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,120
Speaker 1: starts with the same letter as your name. And I

1343
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:37,760
Speaker 1: would always say nice people because nothing else starts with N.

1344
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:40,720
Speaker 1: That is like okay, you know, it's like that's not

1345
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 1: numb beats, Like I never knew what to say. Um.

1346
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,720
Speaker 1: I think the moment like things like this that kind

1347
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 1: of give me anxiety is when I'm like I see

1348
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,479
Speaker 1: someone being wronged and I know have to stand up

1349
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:51,400
Speaker 1: for them and be like what the funk are you

1350
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,320
Speaker 1: doing right now? Like I think like when I have

1351
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:54,760
Speaker 1: to do something like that, or I have to go

1352
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:57,679
Speaker 1: like hey, that's not cool, or like be the one

1353
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:02,240
Speaker 1: to like stand up side just anyone I'm trying to

1354
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: think of, like at um uh. You know when I

1355
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:06,519
Speaker 1: was walking down the street in Canada one time and

1356
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:08,800
Speaker 1: a guy was like blaring his music from his phone

1357
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,880
Speaker 1: and I had to be like stop, like turn that off.

1358
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,680
Speaker 1: That's rude, and like that moment of anxiety. But I

1359
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,640
Speaker 1: knew I was right, and I knew that no one

1360
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:19,040
Speaker 1: like this guy needed to be called out. And I

1361
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:21,160
Speaker 1: rarely do something like that, but those moments where you

1362
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:23,080
Speaker 1: just have the bravery to be like I'm gonna call

1363
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:27,240
Speaker 1: out like assholes right now and like I and I'm

1364
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:29,760
Speaker 1: gonna look stupid, I'm gonna look unhinged. I'm gonna be

1365
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:31,479
Speaker 1: the one that's like the guy at that funeral that's

1366
01:10:31,479 --> 01:10:33,400
Speaker 1: standing up and everyone goes, who are you to say something?

1367
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:36,120
Speaker 1: But like no, I'm I know I'm doing what's right.

1368
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,040
Speaker 1: This guy, I need to understand why you would be

1369
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:40,639
Speaker 1: blasting your music on your speaker phone where it sounds

1370
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:44,679
Speaker 1: shitty when we're in public, it's wild. I go, it's offensive.

1371
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 1: He goes, I turned it up, bro, let me connect

1372
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:54,200
Speaker 1: my yeah. Now he goes, your nail polish offends me

1373
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,920
Speaker 1: and I go it's offensive. It goes it's loud. He goes,

1374
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:58,639
Speaker 1: your nail polish is loud, and I go, my blue

1375
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:00,439
Speaker 1: nail polished, this is offensive. He like yeah, And I

1376
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:03,160
Speaker 1: was like, really, I think I did that. And then

1377
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:06,560
Speaker 1: I'm like out of stuff to say. It was on

1378
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,559
Speaker 1: the plane this this trip. Yeah, someone like air dropped

1379
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:10,680
Speaker 1: a photo to me and I was like should I

1380
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:12,080
Speaker 1: accept it because I thought it might be a dick

1381
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:14,600
Speaker 1: because sometimes people send like gross stuff to women. And

1382
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:16,160
Speaker 1: I accepted. It was just like two people on the

1383
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:24,479
Speaker 1: plane thing like self is like, yeah, loud bachelor parties.

1384
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 1: That is another thing on planes. That's a perfect example

1385
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 1: on a plane where someone's being rude and you go enough.

1386
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:32,800
Speaker 1: One guy the other day on a plane was like

1387
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:36,679
Speaker 1: I can I get I need to make my connection

1388
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:38,640
Speaker 1: and the woman's like, um, yes, sir, you have to

1389
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:40,599
Speaker 1: sit down, and he goes, I've been on more planes

1390
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:42,160
Speaker 1: than you have in your life. He says this to

1391
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:45,840
Speaker 1: a flight attendant and I he goes, I've literally flown

1392
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:47,880
Speaker 1: more than you have. I saved children for a living,

1393
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:49,720
Speaker 1: and I was and he was already bragging about when

1394
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:51,800
Speaker 1: I got on the plane, this fucking asshole. I was

1395
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:55,559
Speaker 1: so close to calling him out, but then he shut up,

1396
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, if he says one more thing,

1397
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,519
Speaker 1: I get to I get to say something. And then

1398
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,439
Speaker 1: he didn't say anything. I was so ad because it

1399
01:12:00,479 --> 01:12:03,160
Speaker 1: would have been so good to be like you. I go.

1400
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:06,080
Speaker 1: I was planning on saying the fact that you saved children.

1401
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:08,519
Speaker 1: I wouldn't let a child near you. You fucking creep.

1402
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:11,920
Speaker 1: You're bragging about flying more than this flight attendant shut up?

1403
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:13,640
Speaker 1: No one I was. I was gonna go off so

1404
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:18,840
Speaker 1: hard and everyone's gonna applaud that. Probably, Yeah, that's a

1405
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:21,040
Speaker 1: good point. Yeah. Actually, my cuticles were bleeding and I

1406
01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:23,160
Speaker 1: was like, I can't say anything. Guys, we gotta go.

1407
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:24,920
Speaker 1: I don't know why talking faster is gonna make this.

1408
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:26,840
Speaker 1: My battery not died, but I have to go. Thank

1409
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,400
Speaker 1: you for listening to the podcast. We'll be here tomorrow.

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01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:32,080
Speaker 1: Don't be cut and chick crap.