Speaker 1: Is this is Serial Killers?
Speaker 2: Stop?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm wearing a sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: At least do it like the country club? Boy?
Speaker 2: No, I'm just trying to pretend that it's a different
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: But look, let's let's make you go to the country club.
Speaker 1: Oh Winston, Oh, yes, of course, Yes, I'm going to
Speaker 1: the cape.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm going to the Cape. Look at that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it looks great with your shirt. But
Speaker 2: you tied me to the chair? What you tied me
Speaker 2: to the chairs? Hey? Welcome to serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna go boating after this? Where you're going?
Speaker 2: I am? I'm going the fishing Club?
Speaker 1: Oh the Pacific Bay?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh yep, it's the fishing club. Yes.
Speaker 1: No, I love to fish in the Pacific. It's way better.
Speaker 1: The oceans and the tides are way better for crabs. Oh.
Speaker 2: Today is is Cooper's graduation?
Speaker 1: Wow? Pre Kate kindergarten?
Speaker 2: No, she's done with middle school today, jerk off?
Speaker 1: So fifth into sixth.
Speaker 2: No, Dick eighth in the night. Oh wow, isn't it crazy?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: I still have to get the apple sauce though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, regrettably, still can't stay home. No, no, she will
Speaker 1: never stay home Solid.
Speaker 2: She's onto solid.
Speaker 1: Dad's job is never done.
Speaker 2: Now she gets chunky Apple sauce bro Chunky. Wow, she
Speaker 2: can chew the teeth. The teeth have come in. Okay, Hey,
Speaker 2: this is the podcast where we eat cereal and we
Speaker 2: think inside the box, and it's called Serial Killers. We're
Speaker 2: celebrating well over five years and almost thirteen hundred cereals.
Speaker 1: Yes, we have to get in touch with the Guinness
Speaker 1: Book of World Record.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling that that ship has sailed.
Speaker 1: I don't either. I don't think it has, all right,
Speaker 1: I hope it hasn't. No, because we need to actually
Speaker 1: follow up on things I.
Speaker 2: Know we do. And that's that's a problem that this
Speaker 2: show has. We don't only follow up.
Speaker 1: I follow up.
Speaker 2: You're always so busy, and I'm always no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm always so curating, not.
Speaker 1: Doing it, not doing it.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm so busy curating, that's right, Okay.
Speaker 2: And shopping for serial like this brand new one Andrew
Speaker 2: from Walmart. Do you have any idea?
Speaker 1: Y last week was bad. My car died.
Speaker 2: I told you we had an appointment with her, and
Speaker 2: you're like, I don't think so well.
Speaker 1: We never sent any call on details.
Speaker 2: We were supposed to talk to the Guinness Book of
Speaker 2: World Records girl, because we feel like we might have
Speaker 2: a record. We chat, don't you think this week? So
Speaker 2: right now if you can, why do you talk when
Speaker 2: you just so people think that you're doing something?
Speaker 1: Well, it just it helps get my words out. It's
Speaker 1: like when the parents. Well, I guess speech to text
Speaker 1: is different because you're actually getting the text part. Anyway, Okay,
Speaker 1: what are we doing?
Speaker 2: So if if I go to Serial Killers PC right now,
Speaker 2: it says that we've done eleven hundred and eighty nine serials,
Speaker 2: not counting last week's episode, So that's eleven hundred and
Speaker 2: ninety two serials. So we are approaching twelve hundred serials reviewed,
Speaker 2: which is insane.
Speaker 1: I was talking to my friends this past week and
Speaker 1: they were like, how's the Cereal podcast going? And they said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've done almost twelve hundred cereals And they were like
Speaker 1: what right, Like, yeah, it's twelve hundred cereals.
Speaker 2: That's a mind blowing number. It is.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: We've tried a lot because people like there's not that
Speaker 2: many sort well, I mean there have been, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: There's not twelve hundred on the shelf. Now, but over
Speaker 2: the years they come and go, oh look there's your face.
Speaker 1: And sometimes you even keep them and you feed them
Speaker 1: to me. Yes, twenty five years later, Yes, that was
Speaker 1: the funnest day ever. It was not for the most
Speaker 1: fun day ever. His funnest funnest is not proper, I know,
Speaker 1: if not with your ask on on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're an asshole.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: Oh ask Scott right, got the episode title? That's your
Speaker 2: ah's good job heal? All right, So anyway, this is
Speaker 2: from Walmart. It is great value and it is confetti crunch.
Speaker 1: Okay, why it's birthday cake, which is also just vanilla.
Speaker 2: Well, well so they don't, but you should be very
Speaker 2: happy they don't call a birthday cake.
Speaker 1: I am. Confetti is nice.
Speaker 2: But confetti's not even food.
Speaker 1: I know, it's not. It's actual pieces of paper that
Speaker 1: they put into.
Speaker 2: The Yes, yes, so confetti crunch. It looks like cinnamon
Speaker 2: toast crunch, except it's gonna be cake flavored. Okay, yeah, great,
Speaker 2: I look at that really difficult maize on the back. Oh,
Speaker 2: that cat really wants to get to that other cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully he finds his way.
Speaker 2: I gotta get this off like an idiot.
Speaker 1: You never look like an idiot, Scott.
Speaker 2: And if you want to know what we're talking about,
Speaker 2: check out this episode on YouTube. Well, by the way,
Speaker 2: two weeks ago I did that episode with Daniell because
Speaker 2: you couldn't come in because your car broke.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: We need to get that up on YouTube.
Speaker 1: You need to send me the video.
Speaker 2: I don't know how it's on my phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, whatever you need, Scott.
Speaker 2: Who this smells nice. It almost smells like fruity pebbles.
Speaker 1: That's interesting.
Speaker 2: Why yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah you could see. I don't love that
Speaker 1: the confetti looks a little moldish.
Speaker 2: Well because there's some blue and green on Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: for sure. It's just maybe they should keep the blue
Speaker 2: in the green out of the confetti.
Speaker 1: As the kids would say, it's giving mold.
Speaker 2: All right, So we're gonna go for the two percent
Speaker 2: store brand milk, I mean, because that's what we have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, can I have a spoon?
Speaker 2: Oh it's King Colin milk. Look at that. America's oldest
Speaker 2: supermarket started on Long Island.
Speaker 1: Fun fact yep, so many fun facts about Long Island
Speaker 1: that you know because I live there. Yeah, you probably
Speaker 1: do history tours or something.
Speaker 2: I would like to. Actually, there's a guy that I
Speaker 2: now follow that does all history of all different things.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Mm interesting, crunchy. I don't know what to think of it, Andrew,
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's really good or really bad.
Speaker 1: It's not bad. It is bad.
Speaker 2: It's interesting. So limited edition.
Speaker 1: I don't hate it. The sweetness isn't like overpowering, but
Speaker 1: it doesn't really have any taste outside of sweet.
Speaker 2: I do taste. Yeah, it wants to do something. I
Speaker 2: taste a little birthday party in my mouth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like a sad one where like one
Speaker 1: other kid came.
Speaker 2: That happened to me.
Speaker 1: My sorry, I'm so sorry. I didn't no, no go.
Speaker 2: There's a sad, sad picture of me from like my
Speaker 2: fourth or fifth birthday in the backyard, which was all
Speaker 2: dug up for some reason. Yeah, we're at a big,
Speaker 2: long table. We had big It's weird because hanging from
Speaker 2: the umbrella were big long balloons. Yeah, they weren't regularly
Speaker 2: like the ones you make animals with, but they were
Speaker 2: hanging there and it said happy birthday in seventy silver
Speaker 2: and there was one boy sitting there.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my brother was there because he had to be
Speaker 2: and he was like oooh, he was miserable. It was
Speaker 2: my mom, me, my brother, one boy, and I think
Speaker 2: there might have been one other kid there, but nobody showed.
Speaker 2: It was so hot. My birthday is in August. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was so hot. And the only thing that was
Speaker 2: the only game that we had was this Mickey Mouse
Speaker 2: bean bag Toss. The records were warped on my Fisher
Speaker 2: Price record player. I think like Celebration was playing, but
Speaker 2: it was like, well, come on, because it's all warped.
Speaker 2: Not fun. Sounds like a fun time. Yeah, but see
Speaker 2: that those things stick in your head.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I I could.
Speaker 2: Traumatic situations and happy situations will always be burned in your.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Psyche, think about it. You had such a glow
Speaker 1: up when it came to your bot mitzvah, bar bar mitzvah.
Speaker 2: What was that have to do with it?
Speaker 1: Because then that was a party everyone came to.
Speaker 2: Well, you don't not come to that. It's a huge
Speaker 2: party with invitations and things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I mean when you're that age kids? Kids?
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you have all the adult vitations, you have
Speaker 2: all the adults that go just because they go to
Speaker 2: give you the thirty six dollars and whatever. Back then
Speaker 2: it was thirty six bucks. It's much more now, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Some kids even gave eighteen. That's insane. Eighteen dollars. That's
Speaker 2: because HI is eighteen, and that's like good luck to life,
Speaker 2: happy everything, eighteen. So you would give gifts in denominations
Speaker 2: of eighteen dollars. That's why if you wanted to be
Speaker 2: a big spender, you'd make it thirty six.
Speaker 1: Oh, because you're like doubling up on the luck.
Speaker 2: Double up kid, here you go. Oh cool, he's a
Speaker 2: thirty six dollars check that your parents are gonna take anyway.
Speaker 1: Don't spend it all in one place.
Speaker 2: See, well, you could buy things much more than is
Speaker 2: there bad numbers? Bad numbers, yeah, bad juwe numbers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: They might I accidentally gave a check for like fifty bucks,
Speaker 1: or to be.
Speaker 2: Like, how dare you maybe if you give me a
Speaker 2: check for like six hundred and sixty six dollars, that's
Speaker 2: probably not good for anybody, But I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's like an fu I would take it, but but like,
Speaker 2: do I cash it? What's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: You'd cash a check on I would kid yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would too, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: You know what I would do is I would give
Speaker 2: them four dollars so they gave me six hundred and
Speaker 2: seventy back. That would make me feel better. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: but I would give it to them two dollar bills
Speaker 2: and they be like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: You wouldn't leave that bank for like six hours?
Speaker 2: I know. Oh the cereal three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: I think it's pretty decent for a limited edition weird
Speaker 2: flavored cereal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting. Like said, it wants to do more.
Speaker 1: It just never reaches those heights. Look, there's the there's
Speaker 1: a solution for the maize on the side. It's upside down.
Speaker 1: Don't Cheatang dang that was hard?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Okay, next up.
Speaker 2: So you might recognize this name Andrew, but you also
Speaker 2: might not because you're Andrew.
Speaker 1: Uh Kellogg's Extra.
Speaker 2: Right, Extra Extra? Like newspaper read all about it? No,
Speaker 2: So anyway, Extra came out in boxes about a year
Speaker 2: or so ago. It was very expensive. There was an
Speaker 2: orange box in a blue box. We did them both
Speaker 2: and those have since been discontinued. They came back in
Speaker 2: pouches now with different flavors. This is chocolate chunk.
Speaker 1: Why is it corn? Oh? That's wheat?
Speaker 2: Is that you were me buzzing of?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Actually looks like if you were to look at this bag,
Speaker 2: I would think this came from some other country, Like
Speaker 2: I feel like this would be on the shelf at
Speaker 2: Walmart and Kancun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or in like Yugoslavia or something.
Speaker 2: But nope, that's American.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna get rolling here. I'm gonna open it up.
Speaker 2: You can read it in a second. Let me just
Speaker 2: pour a little bit. Oh boy, those are some giant clusters. Wow, giant.
Speaker 2: That was really rude of me. But I'm just playing
Speaker 2: the game.
Speaker 1: You know, you're playing the game. What's the game?
Speaker 2: You know? The play game?
Speaker 1: The play Are you good?
Speaker 2: You know how we play with each other?
Speaker 1: You know how we play game. We play game all time.
Speaker 2: Let's see, they're just big old chunks at all.
Speaker 1: Clusters rich chocolate.
Speaker 2: It looks really good.
Speaker 1: Oh. They suggest that you put it on top of yogurt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, two percent reduced fat milk from the King that
Speaker 2: is yours.
Speaker 1: The one thing I'm not liking already. The chocolate chunks
Speaker 1: don't float.
Speaker 2: And look at the size they shouldn't float.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I thought it was going to be
Speaker 1: in the granola.
Speaker 2: Look at the size of that that is That is
Speaker 2: a granola bar right there.
Speaker 1: I literally can't fight.
Speaker 2: Can you please look at my giant granola?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's the thing. You've got to base
Speaker 2: your rating on that too. I like to flavor. The
Speaker 2: chocolate is good. Baked oat clusters not bad. It's a
Speaker 2: lot approaching in there. That's a good granola.
Speaker 1: I know it's not in here, but I thought I
Speaker 1: was teaching peanut butter.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna have four balls.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: It's a nice, nice food, nice snack, nice cereal.
Speaker 1: I didn't give it three balls. I'm not wowed.
Speaker 2: That's fine, but it is good. Here's my question when
Speaker 2: we do finally talk to the Guinness people, do you
Speaker 2: think that granola will count?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: In our cereal count.
Speaker 1: It absolutely will.
Speaker 2: Does it say cereal anywhere on here? No, it's actually
Speaker 2: says granola, So I don't know it'll count.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows it's a cereal. Like when have you ever
Speaker 1: met somebody and they've been like a cereal purist where
Speaker 1: they're like, no, I mean maybe you because you're in
Speaker 1: weird Facebook groups.
Speaker 2: But that's official. What about oatmeal? Then that's not a
Speaker 2: cereal either is granola?
Speaker 1: So you're the odd guy in the Facebook group. Actually no,
Speaker 1: according to Google, it says that it's not.
Speaker 2: Yes, things need to be correct, Andrew, that's life.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well I think they're going to count it. I
Speaker 1: think we're fine.
Speaker 2: I hope. So all right, we're gonna take a break
Speaker 2: now and we'll be back right after. God, there's just
Speaker 2: nothing for me to play, bro is what's this? Oh
Speaker 2: that's when we used to play games. Remember we never
Speaker 2: played a game? Yeah we did. That was the guess
Speaker 2: the music beat?
Speaker 1: That was just you going through the music libraryan I
Speaker 1: guarantee you that that's a thing in a show. Oh
Speaker 1: it's Friends, right, And you played it for the Friend serial.
Speaker 1: That's why you put it as the beat. It's the
Speaker 1: beat of Friend right. And I said, guess this song?
Speaker 2: What? No, there was Friends Cereal?
Speaker 1: I remember that. Really it was the like thirtieth or
Speaker 1: twentieth anniversary of the show, and that's when they had
Speaker 1: the serial. And that's when they you go to the
Speaker 1: cafe or whatever it was called the cafe park whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't watch Friends Central Perk. I didn't either, but
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, hello pop culture.
Speaker 1: From you who only knows early nineties and late eighties TV.
Speaker 1: That's rich.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: That's when we play the game. She wants to play
Speaker 1: a game.
Speaker 2: Right back. Okay, and we're back. This is the wonderful
Speaker 2: Serial Killers podcast. Thank you for staying this long.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you for listening. We appreciate you.
Speaker 2: We need to start doing things to show people that
Speaker 2: we actually appreciate. I would love to sticking around so much,
Speaker 2: like playing more games and things, or doing like live
Speaker 2: things and getting merched. Nobody wants to see live things.
Speaker 1: Everybody wants to see live things.
Speaker 2: We should do merch though and merch.
Speaker 1: We want to do both. We should do both. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much more.
Speaker 2: To come back to my travels.
Speaker 1: This is Kroger crazy Berry Crunch Look at the giraffe
Speaker 1: is so cool. This is crunch cap in Captain Crunch
Speaker 1: what crunch Berry?
Speaker 2: Very good?
Speaker 1: Groovy baby, It's a funny new day and I feel cool.
Speaker 1: Gonna eat cereal and go to school, Gonna shout Ola
Speaker 1: to everyone, because no matter what happens, I'm here for
Speaker 1: the fun. That was fun.
Speaker 2: What's the giraft's name, Groovy Gabby. Yeah, that's Groovy Gabby.
Speaker 1: Hi, Groovy Gabby from Kroger. Do you think that they
Speaker 1: have a giraffe at the Kroger Food Market?
Speaker 2: Oh, Andrew, You're so silly. No, But we did see
Speaker 2: Marty at Stop and Shot the other day. That thing
Speaker 2: is freaky. Marty's the robot that goes around with the
Speaker 2: good gley eyes looking for spills.
Speaker 1: At the Revolving Sushi place in Jersey City. They have
Speaker 1: a robot too.
Speaker 2: Cooper, so messed up. She throws a berry on the floor,
Speaker 2: like right by its feet so it'll stop and call
Speaker 2: for help.
Speaker 1: So it can't do anything. It's just is like ha ha.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just goes. There's a berry, help said help
Speaker 2: to Aisle four.
Speaker 1: What everyone's like, AI is going to take over? If
Speaker 1: that's it, I'm pretty sure we can just knock him down.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Why can't Marty just have like a vacuum underneath it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a mop woes That makes sense something.
Speaker 2: So here is your knockoff, Captain crunch Crunchberry from Kroger
Speaker 2: it's just called crazy Berry crunch.
Speaker 1: Crazy berry crunch with Gabby.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got a chunk of something in here.
Speaker 1: Look at this sugar.
Speaker 2: Oh no, the milk is frozen. That's ice milk. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you have a spoon. I do, thanks now, Captain Punch
Speaker 2: Crunchberry is one of your favorites.
Speaker 1: If I'm not mistakes and this looks exactly like it,
Speaker 1: I would not know the difference.
Speaker 2: Of course you wouldn't. I mean, I don't know how
Speaker 2: they get to taste so similar. Yeah, how do you
Speaker 2: think they do that? I do know for a fact
Speaker 2: that some of the cereal companies do make the generics
Speaker 2: and the store brands.
Speaker 1: Five bowl what's the same thing?
Speaker 2: You really? Five bowls?
Speaker 1: M h?
Speaker 2: I love crunchberries, that's true. It's not one of my
Speaker 2: favorite favorite cereal's. Cap and Crunch is just not it
Speaker 2: for me. But doesn't matter based on taste. It's still good.
Speaker 2: I enjoy it. I'm going to give it four bowls.
Speaker 1: I think that probably the people who work over at
Speaker 1: General Mills.
Speaker 2: No post, Nope, keep going, pal Kellogg's. No at you're
Speaker 2: looking for Captain Crunch, Keep going. There's only one more major, buddy,
Speaker 2: I know really your.
Speaker 1: Dad, Kelluggs, your dad, oh the Quaker? Yeah wow, Okay.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that the guys after work probably
Speaker 1: go to the factory like the bar, and then you know,
Speaker 1: people like you probably are sitting there like how are
Speaker 1: the cereals made? And they don't care. They're like, it's
Speaker 1: one fifth cup of zorghum, it's a fifth a cup
Speaker 1: of food. Die and they give away the whole recipe.
Speaker 1: Oh I see, and that's how they're able to make
Speaker 1: such a close replica.
Speaker 2: Well, also, you can just look at the box of
Speaker 2: the ingredients anyway, that's a way. Yeah, yeah, So I
Speaker 2: do appreciate your listening to this podcast. Andrew's gonna go
Speaker 2: back to his desk now, have some coffee. Please follow
Speaker 2: us at serial Killers PC on Instagram. Look at the
Speaker 2: website serial KILLERSPC dot com. You can see how many
Speaker 2: cereals we've done. You can go check out the actual
Speaker 2: cap'n Crunch crunchberry, see what we gave it and see
Speaker 2: if you know what. Let's just do that right now.
Speaker 2: Since I'm on Serial KILLERSPC dot com, I'm gonna type
Speaker 2: in C A P capt'n Crunch. Do you see crunchberry?
Speaker 2: Andrew f No, that's too much. I can't.
Speaker 1: There's things in the way. It's right there, right there. Yep,
Speaker 1: please click that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll just click that right there. Oh episode, Oh
Speaker 2: my goodness. So you gave cap'n crunch Crunchberry's five balls,
Speaker 2: and I gave it three balls in a spoon, very
Speaker 2: similar because we gave this one four. So oh. Cooper
Speaker 2: loved it. Also. That's another cool thing about the website.
Speaker 2: You can go back and look at all the old episodes,
Speaker 2: all the way back to episode number one. Look at
Speaker 2: our hair. It's god, I didn't have any gray hair there.
Speaker 1: He did not.
Speaker 2: Really, that's crazy. Look at you. You were so skinny.
Speaker 1: I mean I still pretty much look the same.
Speaker 2: I'm young.
Speaker 1: I still have those same shorts.
Speaker 2: This episode is almost six years. We've done this podcast
Speaker 2: for six years. Holy hell and a hand basket. Yeah,
Speaker 2: even more probably we started I think in March of
Speaker 2: twenty nineteen. Right. Wow, that's bananas.
Speaker 1: The a Na Na.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Banana's Andrew, that was the very first episode
Speaker 2: was Captain was frosted flakes like cream and.
Speaker 1: It was disgusting. I think starting off on a bad
Speaker 1: cereal was really the best idea we had.
Speaker 2: How did we know?
Speaker 1: Because I mean, how could you think of banana frosted
Speaker 1: flake would taste good?
Speaker 2: Because maybe? All right, we gotta go thank girl. Listening
Speaker 2: to serial Killers follow us like us do these things.
Speaker 2: And hopefully I have a bull chat for you coming
Speaker 2: soon because we just like to talk about other stuff
Speaker 2: as well. Sometimes. Yay until we see you again. Andrews say, crunch, crunch.
Speaker 1: Okay, that was fun. Kay, I gotta go buy