Speaker 1: Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds with Dean Aungler, Kaylen Lurkey,
Speaker 1: and Jared haven An iHeartRadio podcast. Well, why everybody, Welcome
Speaker 1: to an all new episode of Help We Suck At
Speaker 1: Being Newlyweds. I'm Jared, joined by Dean Kaylin, parts unknown.
Speaker 1: Where are you guys? You're back from Hawaii?
Speaker 2: Back from Hawaii. We are in Vegas right now, heading
Speaker 2: to Colorado tomorrow.
Speaker 1: We're back, Jared, We're freaking back. Okay, man, are you
Speaker 1: back because you're leaving tomorrow? Why when do you guys
Speaker 1: not travel? Yeah, we're back. We're back, and you want
Speaker 1: to know what time it is in Hawaii right now?
Speaker 1: Five am? So I'm gonna be cranky today. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: what time is it in Vegas? It's eight and plus.
Speaker 1: You guys were the ones who wanted to record today,
Speaker 1: don't judge me. Well, we wanted to record for a
Speaker 1: very good reason because you're going into surgery in one hour. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know, let's let's not get to I'm getting
Speaker 1: a root canal. I've already gotten part of the root
Speaker 1: canal done.
Speaker 3: So I went to the dentist like two months ago
Speaker 3: and they said Listen, you have some decay inside too.
Speaker 3: We can try to get it out, but it's kind
Speaker 3: of close to the nerve. So if we get in
Speaker 3: there and we're too close to the nerve, we're gonna
Speaker 3: have to send you to get a root canal. So
Speaker 3: maybe it's just best if we send you to get
Speaker 3: the root canal. So I went to go get the
Speaker 3: root canal. Really not a bad procedure, it just takes
Speaker 3: a while. So I was in there for about an
Speaker 3: hour and forty five minutes, sitting in the chair, and
Speaker 3: she's performing the root canal very players, you know, fine experience,
Speaker 3: but apparently I have very long roots, which is she said,
Speaker 3: it's great for your teeth, but bad for me because
Speaker 3: it's going to take a long time for me to
Speaker 3: finish the entirety of this root canal. So she had
Speaker 3: another appointment, so she said, listen, what I'm gonna do
Speaker 3: It's gonna be fine. Is I'm just going to close
Speaker 3: up what I've done, and then you just have to
Speaker 3: come back and it only take about a half hour
Speaker 3: more and then we'll finish up the root canal and
Speaker 3: I'll fill it in.
Speaker 1: I said, all right. So her next appointment was Halloween.
Speaker 1: So here we go October thirty. First, I'm going to
Speaker 1: finish up my root canal. It's really not so bad, pease.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is how a lot of horror
Speaker 1: movies start. Yeah, so I'll never see you guys again.
Speaker 1: It'll be fun.
Speaker 2: Does it just feel like a deeper cavity or does
Speaker 2: it feel similar to a cavity?
Speaker 1: I never really, I mean I would get I guess
Speaker 1: it just feels like cavity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: What did you? Why did you do this? Jared? Why
Speaker 1: did you do this to yourself? Why didn't you brush more?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you floss? Why didn't you use a water pick?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you rinse with anti cavity mouthwash? How did
Speaker 1: we get here?
Speaker 3: Anti cavity mouthwash? I need to find some of that,
Speaker 3: you know. Really it's brushing. I brushed twice a day
Speaker 3: every day. I don't floss as much as I should,
Speaker 3: But I'm not as sure flossing was the issue. I
Speaker 3: think the real issue is that I have a sweet
Speaker 3: tooth and I just like chocolate a lot, and I
Speaker 3: don't think i'll ever give it up. I could lose
Speaker 3: all my teeth and I would still be munching down.
Speaker 3: I would liquefy chocolate.
Speaker 1: How long do you have to be chocolate free after
Speaker 1: today's procedure? Nothing, I'm going to have it immediately after that.
Speaker 1: Modern medicine is just so awesome.
Speaker 2: How often do you eat chocolate every day?
Speaker 1: Every day?
Speaker 2: Mine?
Speaker 1: What you guys don't have like a piece of chocolate
Speaker 1: every single day? Caitlin definitely not. I have I eat
Speaker 1: chocolate more often than she does, but not every day.
Speaker 1: How do you eat? What do you How do you
Speaker 1: consume your chocolate every single day?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: In what form? Well, it really depends. So I used
Speaker 1: to always have your peppermint patties, like very small ones
Speaker 1: inside the house. Yeah, dude, just I would pop throughout
Speaker 1: the day, probably like eight to ten of those, just
Speaker 1: like go in the phrase grab one, like you know
Speaker 1: I'm going to get a water, I'll pop in a
Speaker 1: york Uh. So those are delicious. Uh.
Speaker 3: And then usually the thing is if I'm at Audrey's.
Speaker 3: So I guess maybe not every day because if I'm
Speaker 3: at Audrey's and I want something sweet, I'll have a donut.
Speaker 3: But I guess there's like, you know, I really love.
Speaker 1: Our chocolate chip old fashion, so that has chocolate chips
Speaker 1: in it, So I have chocolate there. Yeah, it counts.
Speaker 3: And then if I'm home and before I go to bed, yeah,
Speaker 3: we always have some sort of candy or chocolate or
Speaker 3: ice sandwich in the house that I just like, pick on.
Speaker 1: Ooh, ice cream sandwich. This honestly sounds like my dream.
Speaker 1: Ice Cream sandwiches are so underrated. I had Ashley bought them.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are we buying ice cream sandwiches? What
Speaker 1: do we five? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Then I had one and I forgot how delightful they are.
Speaker 1: Holy, They're so good. It's the simplest things in life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I could eat ice cream every single day.
Speaker 1: I had asked Kaylin to. She was going to the
Speaker 1: store like a week ago, and I asked her to
Speaker 1: get me some mint chocolate chip ice cream. But she's
Speaker 1: going to trade her Joe's and so it's not like
Speaker 1: the mint chocolate chip ice cream that I'm used to eating.
Speaker 1: She comes back with these ice cream sandwiches mint chocolate
Speaker 1: chip ice cream. They were legitimately the best thing I've
Speaker 1: ever eaten in my entire life. I ate it was
Speaker 1: like this tray of like a cookie tray, but there
Speaker 1: was maybe there was like twelve of them, and then
Speaker 1: I ate three. The next morning. I think I had
Speaker 1: to be up super early to go climb them out.
Speaker 1: And I woke up at like three am or four am.
Speaker 1: I had three more got back from that trip and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, man, I deserve I deserve some
Speaker 1: of these. And then you just polished off the box.
Speaker 1: Box is gone within twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: I didn't even get one.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't even eat that stuff.
Speaker 2: I wanted to try one.
Speaker 1: You never made that clear. Yeah, but I gotta say
Speaker 1: your peppermint patties are are my favorite as well. You
Speaker 1: want to know what I also did this summer was
Speaker 1: I was at a store can't remember where, I can't
Speaker 1: remember why. I saw them on the shelf and I
Speaker 1: knew I had to have them. It was a box
Speaker 1: does andies, mince and the mins.
Speaker 3: I think are those the ones that if you go
Speaker 3: to a hotel sometimes they'll be in bed. Yeah, those
Speaker 3: are good stuff right there.
Speaker 1: Those are good. And those are nice too because they're
Speaker 1: so small, so you don't feel quite as guilty eating them.
Speaker 1: And I also feel maybe it's because as a kid,
Speaker 1: sometimes housekeeping would leave it on the pillow that it
Speaker 1: makes me feel like I'm a vacation if I have
Speaker 1: one of those. Yeah, so nice. It's a it's a two.
Speaker 2: For that's like on your way out you get or no,
Speaker 2: with your bill, you get them at Olive Garden.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Yeah, to work at a hotel in
Speaker 1: Carla Springs when I was in college and they served him,
Speaker 1: and so I probably had like a dozen of those
Speaker 1: a day, every single day. What did you do at
Speaker 1: the hotel? I was bel staff. Hey do you hear
Speaker 1: the guy running luggage? Hey, Jared, welcome to the Ander,
Speaker 1: Just hilt and can I help you with your luggage?
Speaker 1: Do you need to park your car for you? How
Speaker 1: about directions? That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: I feel like Dean in college. Doing that would be
Speaker 3: straight out of her rom com. Oh like this like
Speaker 3: a woman getting out of the car and you know
Speaker 3: she has her maybe you know, Oh my god. Ah
Speaker 3: now I'm just thinking terrible things because I'm thinking like
Speaker 3: a mom, a mom's weekend away right, Like it's like five,
Speaker 3: you know, thirty five forty year old women. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: this is our weekend.
Speaker 1: We're gonna enjoy. It's gonna be so much fun.
Speaker 3: And then they get out of the car and they
Speaker 3: see Dean, and Dean's like, hey, welcome to the hotel.
Speaker 3: Can I take your bags? And they immediately think to themselves,
Speaker 3: am I willing to risk it at all to have
Speaker 3: an affair with this man?
Speaker 1: And they did. It helped out in tips. It wasn't
Speaker 1: mostly thirty five to forty five year old women. It
Speaker 1: was mostly like business people coming for a couple of
Speaker 1: days and then leave.
Speaker 2: What age were they probably that same age, sure, but.
Speaker 1: They were heterosexual men. Oh as I was for the
Speaker 1: most part.
Speaker 2: And yeah, you said business people. Business men.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was predominant, like, look, it's not my choice,
Speaker 1: but there was mostly men coming to there for business.
Speaker 1: But it was still a good experience. I got some
Speaker 1: good tips.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure you did as older women.
Speaker 1: So my members got some good tips, if you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, that's too far. That's a
Speaker 1: jerking poor taste. We'll get it. I took it too far,
Speaker 1: But Jared, I wish you nothing but the best for
Speaker 1: your root canal later today, guys, it sounds terrifying to me.
Speaker 2: I always thought that root canals were for really older
Speaker 2: not really old people, but older people because I watched
Speaker 2: Freaky Friday as a kid, and in Freaky Friday, she's
Speaker 2: like root Canal and the woman was like Jamie, I
Speaker 2: can't remember her name was like fifties right, Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I always thought rock canouser for older people, like in
Speaker 2: their fifties. I was about to steal that pop tart.
Speaker 2: I was about to steal that pop tart.
Speaker 1: Oh alis taking away from the pop tart? Crazy? Oh
Speaker 1: good for Alistair. Let him have the pop pop tart.
Speaker 1: Let them live a life. Well. Dared is almost fifties,
Speaker 1: so maybe that's maybe you're not far off that assessment.
Speaker 1: Forty seven man dentists scare me. I absolutely. I mean
Speaker 1: I think everyone could say that they hate the dentist.
Speaker 1: But that's why I lost. As much as I can.
Speaker 1: I use a water pick, I rinse my mouth false
Speaker 1: every day. I'm very diligent with my mouth twice a day.
Speaker 1: He's crazy with my mouth. You fluss twice a day.
Speaker 2: He uses a water pick, and he uses his mouthwash
Speaker 2: all twice a day.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Good four Back to college. It's silly how this
Speaker 1: keeps going back to college. When I was in college,
Speaker 1: I brushed my teeth. This is not an exaggeration. I
Speaker 1: brushed my teeth seven times a day. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: a psychotic.
Speaker 3: What wo seven times? Does that even do anything? Like
Speaker 3: after the third time? Honestly does it make a difference.
Speaker 1: Well, I I didn't know about flossing or anything other
Speaker 1: other than brushing, and I was so at Like I
Speaker 1: hated my teeth. I hated them. I hated them. I
Speaker 1: hated them so bad because they were crooked and they
Speaker 1: were a little yellow. And I was like, if I
Speaker 1: just brush my teeth seven times a day, this is
Speaker 1: gonna be They're gonna be perfect one.
Speaker 2: Day, They're gonna shape up perfectly.
Speaker 1: Shape up. Oh, And I would do this thing where
Speaker 1: I had this one front crooked tooth, and so I
Speaker 1: would just pull my other bottom teeth on it and
Speaker 1: pull on back as hard as I dam like, try
Speaker 1: to self correct it. This is horrible and it never
Speaker 1: worked out. Surprisingly, do you believe that? Yeah? But yeah,
Speaker 1: I brushed my teeth seven times a day.
Speaker 2: And the old were you when you got in visiline.
Speaker 1: I bought it when I was like twenty maybe, and
Speaker 1: visiline didn't didn't fix my problem. I've had a visilining
Speaker 1: four times.
Speaker 2: You have perfect teeth.
Speaker 1: I hate my tea.
Speaker 2: That's what happens.
Speaker 1: I hate. I've had a VISI I like your teeth,
Speaker 1: and I did smile direct once and it just has
Speaker 1: never worked for me. And I found the issue is
Speaker 1: it's not my it is my teeth. My teeth aren't
Speaker 1: perfectly straight like I. Well, I look at Kaln's teeth
Speaker 1: every day, by the way, too, who are are perfectly.
Speaker 2: I also have a few ven ears, so that's not fair.
Speaker 1: But I yeah, I've had it four times. It's never
Speaker 1: given me the results that I wanted. But I realized
Speaker 1: it's not necessarily my teeth. It's my gums are asymmetrical.
Speaker 1: The right side of my gums are lower than the
Speaker 1: left side, and so when I smile, you'll never You're
Speaker 1: never going to see it. I when I were there,
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's a gum issue, not a teeth issue.
Speaker 1: But even my teeth are a little crooked. Anyways, back
Speaker 1: to my teeth brushing story. I brushed them seven times
Speaker 1: a day because I wanted them to be perfect. And
Speaker 1: I think teeth are the most like the first thing
Speaker 1: I see when I look at someone else's their teeth,
Speaker 1: So how could I be a hypocrite have crappy teeth.
Speaker 1: So I brushed seven times a day and I went
Speaker 1: home for like summer or winter your break once and
Speaker 1: I was talking to my buddy. I was like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I've just been brushing a lot. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is. And he goes, you know, that's probably not
Speaker 1: good for you, Like you're probably creating new like grooves
Speaker 1: and your teeth that can then stay in and create.
Speaker 2: A cabin get more porous potentially.
Speaker 1: Maybe not yeah, maybe more porous. But he's saying, like
Speaker 1: the bristles on the brash are making your teeth more grooved,
Speaker 1: and that can't be good. I was like, shoot, you're
Speaker 1: probably right. So then I cut it down to like
Speaker 1: four or five times a day. Oh man, teeth. And
Speaker 1: I just hate going to dentist. I'm too poor to
Speaker 1: afford a dentist, and so I just did anything I
Speaker 1: could to avoid it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we have a great dentist. Shout out to
Speaker 2: Chris Crentist.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Chris is our dentist. He's great. I miss
Speaker 1: going a dentist. Chris. Yeah, cupcake, what a guy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I actually talked to him the other day. He sent
Speaker 1: me he sent me a video of what appeared to
Speaker 1: be Tom Brady, but him saying Hi, I'm Bruce and
Speaker 1: like you can ask me questions and it's AI. Brady
Speaker 1: sold like he was. He gave Meta the rights to
Speaker 1: create an a I of him. But bro, it's I've
Speaker 1: never seen anything like this. It's it's him, it's him,
Speaker 1: and then he goes metas scanned a bunch of celebrities
Speaker 1: who licensed their images of voice. Meta is using them
Speaker 1: as an AI avatar. Brady's one of them. So there
Speaker 1: is a video. I'm going to send it to you guys,
Speaker 1: and I mean it's it's just Brady. It's it's actually
Speaker 1: quite terrifying.
Speaker 2: I mean it is a Black Mirror episode coming to life,
Speaker 2: which is pretty creepy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very creepy. Speaking of Black Mirror Halloween, what do
Speaker 1: you guys dressing up as nothing?
Speaker 2: But it's our very first year being at our house
Speaker 2: for Halloween. So we are finally going to pass out
Speaker 2: candy to trigger treaders.
Speaker 1: Where were we last year?
Speaker 2: I was trying to think that. I'm not sure we've
Speaker 2: never been home for Halloween. I know that we were
Speaker 2: on a long trip somewhere, maybe Galapagos and Galapagos.
Speaker 1: Where were the year before that.
Speaker 2: At Sarah Wells's And.
Speaker 1: We weren't even in this house before that?
Speaker 2: Is that we've been here for? Yeah? Anyways, it's our
Speaker 2: first year. I'm excited. I bought some candy. Also didn't
Speaker 2: realize how expensive candy was. Oh, really, twenty bucks for
Speaker 2: like a little bag of candy for the good pieces.
Speaker 1: The whole bag should have been twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: I got the crappy candy and mediocre candy for thirteen bucks.
Speaker 2: I got the little Receias and the little kit cats.
Speaker 1: The way that whole big plastic bag of like a
Speaker 1: sorted candy that should have been twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: It was thirteen each.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's crazy inflation. Man, these kids better be grateful.
Speaker 1: It's a very real thing.
Speaker 3: Wait, so yeah, but you also don't want to be
Speaker 3: the house with crappy candy.
Speaker 1: No, I know.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I'm not going to pick the
Speaker 2: like really bad candy. I got Resea's and Kitkats, and
Speaker 2: then I got another variation.
Speaker 1: All right, good because my dad is the house with
Speaker 1: crappy candy. Oh, it's just embarrassing.
Speaker 2: That one was cheap, and I get I get it
Speaker 2: now because you know, why wouldn't I buy the eight
Speaker 2: dollar bag of candy.
Speaker 1: You're not eating it.
Speaker 2: I'm not eating it, but I wouldn't up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody, all the kids in the neighborhood are going
Speaker 3: to talk trash about you guys.
Speaker 2: No, well, they probably already do because we're never home.
Speaker 2: We never put a sign out, we never turn our
Speaker 2: lights off at least like our front porch lights. So
Speaker 2: they probably won't even.
Speaker 1: Come and they can talk all the crap about us
Speaker 1: they want because we're over here talking craft about them.
Speaker 2: And we're moving.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: It's interesting that you're getting your procedure done today because
Speaker 1: you probably had big plans tonight trick or treating with Dawson. Right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's no work. It's literally I'm going to walk
Speaker 1: out the chair and be fine. I mean, I'll have
Speaker 1: a little pain. I think you're underestimating the surgery. This, uh, bro,
Speaker 1: I already went through it. I'm just going through it again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but this literally when I left, I went directly to
Speaker 1: work after my last route. Now, just you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's just it's just discomfort and so it is they
Speaker 1: numb me. So, you know, for a good hour and
Speaker 1: a half afterwards. You know, my speech is a little simplealysis,
Speaker 1: still a little. I thought that's the last twenty percent
Speaker 1: of a rootcal is the most painful. Obviously. Yes, doctor
Speaker 1: Dean over here knows everything about a root canal. Got
Speaker 1: Chris on the line right here. Yeah, he's just texting me. Figure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the root canal. Bro, you got a twenty percent chance
Speaker 1: of dying.
Speaker 2: Wait, so do you guys all have matching costumes tonight?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So we just I never dress up. I mean,
Speaker 1: I love it's so weird Halloween.
Speaker 2: Gay, Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Do love Halloween, and yet I'm always every time she
Speaker 3: wants to dress.
Speaker 1: Up, and like, I just don't feel like it. I
Speaker 1: gotta be honest, but we always do it.
Speaker 3: Uh. So we have Superman. Dawson loves his Superman. So
Speaker 3: he's wearing his little muscle Superman costume and he's actually
Speaker 3: busted a video.
Speaker 2: His reaction was so cute. He was like shocked at
Speaker 2: his muscles.
Speaker 1: It was so cute. Then he kind of like liked it. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is easy.
Speaker 3: So then I have a Superman costume as well, So
Speaker 3: we're gonna take him trick or treating. This is the
Speaker 3: first time Dawson will ever go trick or treating.
Speaker 4: Uh oh, you.
Speaker 3: Will see how he well, he will see how he does.
Speaker 3: I mean he's still only about twenty one months, so
Speaker 3: he's gonna be able to walk.
Speaker 2: So he wasn't walking last year this time, right.
Speaker 1: Not walking. He walks now, not well.
Speaker 3: I mean he walks pretty well, but he you know,
Speaker 3: he looks like Dan at three o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 3: just wobbling around. But so we're gonna go to my parents'
Speaker 3: house and we'll probably start tricking around like five thirty,
Speaker 3: we're right before it gets dark, and then do a
Speaker 3: couple of houses when it's darker than call it quits.
Speaker 1: Is your parents' house like a nice neighborhood where you
Speaker 1: go to get the nice candy? Uh? It is? It's
Speaker 1: for trick or treating.
Speaker 3: There's a there's a well, yeah, except skip my father's
Speaker 3: house because it's just terrible. It's cool though, because my
Speaker 3: two houses down every single year they do this elaborate.
Speaker 1: Uh display.
Speaker 3: So he turns his garage into like a mini haunted
Speaker 3: house and he always has a different theme and it's
Speaker 3: cool and he does such a cool job and he
Speaker 3: creates all his own You know, animatronics and costumes and
Speaker 3: it's very innovative and it's really cool.
Speaker 1: So I'm excited to see that. And I'm also excited
Speaker 1: just to see Dawson walk up to the house because
Speaker 1: he's not a shy kid, so he'll walk up to
Speaker 1: the house. And we went to a trunker tree. Have
Speaker 1: you ever heard of this?
Speaker 3: So we went to a trunk or treat that we
Speaker 3: got invited to, and that was cool because he started
Speaker 3: getting the hang of it where he would grab candy
Speaker 3: and put in his bucket and he knew that. You know, obviously,
Speaker 3: after five minutes he's just wandering around and like trying
Speaker 3: to grab everything.
Speaker 1: But it'll be fun, it'll be cute. So yeah, we're
Speaker 1: starting to get into it. I mean, this is I'm
Speaker 1: excited for next year during the holidays as well, because
Speaker 1: I think every year from now on up until you know,
Speaker 1: he's probably I guess a teenager. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: gonna be really fun because now we're living vicariously through him.
Speaker 1: Like I'm excited to see his reactions towards Halloween, his
Speaker 1: excitement about getting the costume, and I feel like it
Speaker 1: will I think one of the things that we love
Speaker 1: about the holidays. It kind of makes us feel like
Speaker 1: a kid again. You know, it's it's kind of you know,
Speaker 1: it's innocence, and you know, you get the family together
Speaker 1: and you do all this stupid stuff. You dress up,
Speaker 1: you go get candy. It's ridiculous, but it's kind of fun.
Speaker 1: And so I'm excited to be brought back in time
Speaker 1: to experience that with my kid. So I feel like
Speaker 1: a kid again. So this is all selfish really for sure.
Speaker 1: And you want to feel like a kid, but you don't,
Speaker 1: like if you want to feel like a kid, you
Speaker 1: want to feel like a twelve year old, not a
Speaker 1: two year old. You know.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, but I just remember growing up as a
Speaker 3: kid going trick or treating and like the parents in
Speaker 3: the neighborhood all.
Speaker 1: I thought they were the coolest people ever.
Speaker 3: I always wanted to be a part of the parents
Speaker 3: group sitting around the fire, like holding their glass and
Speaker 3: obviously I always knew would be alcohol. It is like
Speaker 3: either beer in there or wine or you know, they
Speaker 3: would always joke with each other about how they're you know,
Speaker 3: oh they got the juice to make them through, you know,
Speaker 3: got to get through Halloween.
Speaker 1: Or they would have the mask. I was like, man,
Speaker 1: these are the coolest people ever, and now I'm one
Speaker 1: of the those people who you know, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a little hot apple cider. Maybe we'll put the little
Speaker 1: fireball in there or something, you know, walk around, just
Speaker 1: get drunk as my kid goes to different strangers' homes.
Speaker 1: Be great. But I guess my point of saying that
Speaker 1: is like the older they like you were saying, the
Speaker 1: older Dawson gets, the more he'll enjoy it, and the
Speaker 1: more you'll enjoy it by association. So one nd per
Speaker 1: then we're will be awesome because now we're starting to
Speaker 1: get into that early, very very early stage of enjoying
Speaker 1: it because it's only gonna last so long. Before you know,
Speaker 1: Dawson's like this is stupid. I don't want to do
Speaker 1: this anymore because I'm too cool for school. So there's
Speaker 1: a sweet spot, and I feel like we're in the
Speaker 1: very early stages that sweet spot. And we got another
Speaker 1: like i'd say, a good seven or eight years before
Speaker 1: he's like this is stupid, uh and is not real
Speaker 1: and uh, I never want to do it again.
Speaker 2: You had a lot of years. I was just thinking
Speaker 2: about picking out Halloween costumes as a kid, and how
Speaker 2: different it is because I would always go to Party
Speaker 2: City or Spirit and I feel like my mom always
Speaker 2: took us late, so all of the costumes were picked
Speaker 2: over and they would have x's on all of the
Speaker 2: costumes that were out of stock. And now you just
Speaker 2: go to Amazon. You have like endless amounts of resources
Speaker 2: and nothing ever runs out. Yeah, I would always have
Speaker 2: the crappy costume, thee like leftovers.
Speaker 1: You know, that's interesting to think about. You're right, because
Speaker 1: I do think that kids nowadays get spoiled with the
Speaker 1: options at their fingertip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we need to cut off Halloween costumes
Speaker 3: on Amazon. Really teach kids a lesson, right, Like, if
Speaker 3: you procrastinate, you're going to have a crap costume.
Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna make fun of you them. I think what
Speaker 1: I would do with my kids is I would say,
Speaker 1: you can't order a costume. You have to order like
Speaker 1: pieces to create your own costume. I like it because
Speaker 1: you could just get so and it's it's great. I
Speaker 1: do have done the same thing every Halloween until now.
Speaker 1: It's just order a costume and wear it. It's just
Speaker 1: too easy. It's kind of like cheating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or they can make their own or have us
Speaker 2: helped them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's obviously like my idea to an even more
Speaker 1: extreme level, which I would be way more impressive than
Speaker 1: just buying stuff, but that's out of my wheel.
Speaker 2: I like it getting a little creative, not having a
Speaker 2: just a full party city get up.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. Do you guys remember your favorite Halloween costumes?
Speaker 1: Favorite Halloween cost like as a kid, Yeah, any any
Speaker 1: point in your life, because I was trying to think
Speaker 1: of mine, and I was Batman last year and I
Speaker 1: got a cosplay Robert Pattinson's Batman, yeah costume. I just
Speaker 1: watched like video of you in that costume yesterday. I
Speaker 1: was like, that is a big that is a that
Speaker 1: is a movie quality costume, Dude. I felt good in it.
Speaker 3: I felt like I was like, oh man, I kind
Speaker 3: of feel like Batman right now. So that was pretty
Speaker 3: cool because I've never had a costume like that.
Speaker 1: That was so cool.
Speaker 3: So I'm not saying that was my favorite costume, but
Speaker 3: like I said, I was always So it's crazy how
Speaker 3: I love Halloween and I love all of the things
Speaker 3: that surround Halloween that go with it, And yeah, I
Speaker 3: never really dressed up. I remember one year I was
Speaker 3: with my ex girlfriend. We went to this college party
Speaker 3: and she was dressed up. She was she had a
Speaker 3: costume ready to go, and she's like, what are you
Speaker 3: gonna dress up as? And I was like, I, of
Speaker 3: course was being lazy and I procrastinated. I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't know why I got nothing. I don't have
Speaker 3: a costume.
Speaker 1: So I literally bought a trucker hat and got a
Speaker 1: sticker that said hi, my name, and then I wrote
Speaker 1: Ashton Kutcher on it and just plasted that on my
Speaker 1: chest with a trucker hat and I had the long hair,
Speaker 1: and I was it was so stupid. I looked I
Speaker 1: pictured to that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you you suck. You suck, bro, Why did
Speaker 3: you do that? Just put some effort in.
Speaker 1: My I'm trying to think of what my favorite Halloween
Speaker 1: costume that I've done is.
Speaker 2: My favorite is when we dressed up. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't really remember mine as a kid, but when
Speaker 2: we dressed up as each other, that was pretty It
Speaker 2: was pretty good, amazing, and Dean got heels in his
Speaker 2: size and seeing him walk home drunk in his heels
Speaker 2: was the best thing ever.
Speaker 1: Walk home. Did walk home?
Speaker 2: He did, and then he carried them. It was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. We walked to the van and
Speaker 1: slept in the van that night in the street. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was one of my favorites as well. I was
Speaker 1: so hot that night. I was hot and sassy that night.
Speaker 1: The only like, I'm trying to think of back to
Speaker 1: when I was a kid and like what I dressed
Speaker 1: up as a kid, but I can't really think of
Speaker 1: anything specifically. I do remember one Halloween, I was probably thirteen.
Speaker 1: I found like a really nice Santa costume in our house,
Speaker 1: so I dressed up as Santa for Halloween, which is
Speaker 1: probably like some weird taboo thing that you're like probably
Speaker 1: not allowed to do, but I did it. Anyways. It
Speaker 1: was a legit costume, like thirteen something like that, somewhere
Speaker 1: around that age, but it was a legit costume. Boots, pants, belly, bell, beard, hat,
Speaker 1: and like it just was pretty cool. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really can't remember many of them. I remember.
Speaker 2: The only one I do is Josie and the Pussycat Dolls.
Speaker 2: I was the Blue Pussycat doll and I had these
Speaker 2: like platform heels. They were probably like six or seven
Speaker 2: inches high and just as a kid, as like an
Speaker 2: eight year old kid walking around in heels as the
Speaker 2: coolest thing ever, so fine. And I was obsessed with
Speaker 2: that movie growing up because you.
Speaker 1: Get to dressed like an adult. Yeah, so you'd feel cool.
Speaker 3: I felt so cool I was, I remember. I don't
Speaker 3: remember many I remember too. The first one I remember
Speaker 3: is Zorro and I because the Mascazar just came out
Speaker 3: with Antonio and Benderis, and I was obsessed and I
Speaker 3: wanted to be Zoro for Halloween. So I got a
Speaker 3: Zorro costume and it was so frickin' cool and it
Speaker 3: came with a sowre and I had the cape and
Speaker 3: it was just awesome. And then I think I was
Speaker 3: either twelve or thirteen, but I went trick or treating
Speaker 3: with my friend Amanda and my sister Shannon. Shannon was
Speaker 3: fourteen fifteen at the time, I guess, so she was like, I'm,
Speaker 3: you know, pushing the limits. But I'll never forget. I
Speaker 3: was Dracula and I just recently saw a picture of it.
Speaker 3: I was fat Dracula, like I was a heavy Dracula,
Speaker 3: and but I'll never forget. It's amazing how these people
Speaker 3: impact your life so significantly and they have no idea
Speaker 3: who you are. Yeah, and it was such a minuscule
Speaker 3: moment for them, but I'll never forget it. I went
Speaker 3: to this We went to this guy's house and he
Speaker 3: opened the door, and then we were like trick or
Speaker 3: treat and he goes, aren't you guys a little old
Speaker 3: to be tricker treading? And he's like, right, well, here's
Speaker 3: your candy. And then from that day on, I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm never trick or treating again.
Speaker 1: Nope, too old. And then he wrote and then I
Speaker 1: never went trick or treating after that. Well, wait, how
Speaker 1: old was this guy or how old were you? I
Speaker 1: was twelve or thirteen? I guess, so probably like on
Speaker 1: the last leg anyway. Yeah, but you can trigger treat
Speaker 1: until you're like eighteen, I think, oh eighteen, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like twelve and thirteen is the cutoff.
Speaker 1: If an eighteen year old walks up to your house tonight,
Speaker 1: don't give him keep I guess's when you kind of
Speaker 1: start going to parties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was just thinking. At twelve and thirteen,
Speaker 2: we were in middle school. I started going to parties
Speaker 2: and that's when it flipped from fun Halloween costumes to
Speaker 2: sexy Halloween costumes?
Speaker 1: Was your sexiest Halloween costume?
Speaker 2: I don't remember. It's so weird that I can't remember.
Speaker 2: And I remember showing up to this Halloween party and
Speaker 2: everyone suddenly was dressing sexy again as a twelve or
Speaker 2: thirteen year old, which is so weird, and I wasn't,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the heck is going on?
Speaker 2: I felt so self conscious, and from there on I
Speaker 2: had to skimp it up a bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have just spin the trend set or
Speaker 1: maybe every slutty looking girl there was looking at you
Speaker 1: being like, oh man, I wish Halloween was still fun.
Speaker 2: No, no guy would talk to me. I was just
Speaker 2: like the due in the Lame Costume.
Speaker 1: The Weep in the Lame Costume a book by Kaylen
Speaker 1: Miller Bell.
Speaker 2: But it's crazy how it just switches and no one
Speaker 2: tells you. I do remember too. One time I called
Speaker 2: one of my friends and I was like, do you
Speaker 2: want to play? And she said, Kaylen, we don't say play,
Speaker 2: we say hang out. And everything one day switched and
Speaker 2: no one told me. Yeah, I was left in the dark.
Speaker 1: That's crazy because I would still call it my friends
Speaker 1: now and be like, hey, you want to play Like
Speaker 1: I wish I had the gumption to do that, because
Speaker 1: it's so much cooler to say and so much more
Speaker 1: true to what you want to do. Like I'd rarely
Speaker 1: go out to a park and jump on a jungle
Speaker 1: gym and sit on the couch and watch.
Speaker 2: And play and play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, well we should we just we just the
Speaker 1: older we get, the worse we get to. The light
Speaker 1: for life just dim is just a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Maybe once we have kids, that's when it reinvigorates it
Speaker 2: all in us.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, look at Jared. He's buying movie grade
Speaker 1: Halloween costumes to dress up like Batman. So I guess
Speaker 1: you're right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are parts that reinvigorate you. But then also
Speaker 3: you're always tired, So it's like there's a little bit
Speaker 3: of balance there. It's like, oh, there are times where
Speaker 3: feeling like a kid, but I've also never felt older
Speaker 3: in my life.
Speaker 1: It's okay, I always feel tired right now as well.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, pre kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're gonna be an old dad. Bro. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: just do everything for the kids now, and Kaylen can
Speaker 1: do all the things for the kids in the morning.
Speaker 1: Kind of like how we raise alistair.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, it's a good ballance. All right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get see emails real quick. We got two emails. We've
Speaker 1: been trying to get to these for weeks, but the
Speaker 1: conversation has just been so invigorating we haven't been able to.
Speaker 1: I'm going to read the first one, you guys, Is
Speaker 1: everyone okay with that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, okay? Then I'll read the second one. Anonymous says,
Speaker 1: I'm really hesitant towards my brother's new girlfriend. He's in
Speaker 1: his early twenties and just graduated college this past spring.
Speaker 1: She's thirty two. I don't know what an adult woman
Speaker 1: would want with my brother, who's currently living with my parents.
Speaker 1: Am I being harsh for judging the relationships solely based
Speaker 1: on their age gap? He's my younger brother, so maybe
Speaker 1: I'm just being protective. I honestly can't tell if this
Speaker 1: is something I would be supportive of. Please help. So
Speaker 1: just a quick summary, This person has a brother who's
Speaker 1: in his early twenty and still in and just graduated college,
Speaker 1: and he's dating a girl who's aged thirty two? Is
Speaker 1: that weird?
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm always very harsh of age gaps.
Speaker 2: It's just like it can get weird. But I don't
Speaker 2: know if he graduated college. He's got to be twenty two,
Speaker 2: so it's a ten year age gap.
Speaker 1: I'll start, I'll start with vice. I'll just kick it out,
Speaker 1: kick it out of the gates here. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's weird.
Speaker 2: Ten year age gap, twenty two and thirty two.
Speaker 1: I have dated that age gap before and it doesn't
Speaker 1: feel weird.
Speaker 2: Oh you dated an older woman.
Speaker 1: Yes, especially as a twenty two year old, young, young
Speaker 1: strong man.
Speaker 2: Maybe she like helped form you a bit.
Speaker 1: She was like a guest at Dailer's Hilton. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: Obviously that's not true, but it was never it never
Speaker 1: felt weird, Okay. I just don't think it's that weird
Speaker 1: of a thing. And what kind of sucks too to say,
Speaker 1: is like if it was flipped, it might be a
Speaker 1: little weird.
Speaker 2: It was a man dating as.
Speaker 1: If it was a thirty year old guy. I think
Speaker 1: a twenty two year old girl that might be a
Speaker 1: little more weird. But that's not really fair for me
Speaker 1: to say, so I guess I have a stick firm
Speaker 1: with my stance of saying it's not weird. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know why age gaps make weird me out,
Speaker 2: but they do even if you're an adult. I don't know,
Speaker 2: but you.
Speaker 1: Know we have an age gap barely.
Speaker 2: But like I was telling you, I know someone who's
Speaker 2: twenty four, Yeah, married to a forty to forty four
Speaker 2: year old. I don't know, it just it weirds me out.
Speaker 1: Well, can you tell us why it weirds you out?
Speaker 2: What exactly about is what I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I think society tells me it
Speaker 2: should weird me out. Oh no, I think it's weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, s look we're getting somewhere. Keep on going.
Speaker 2: You've got something, but I don't know why. Jared, what
Speaker 2: are your thoughts?
Speaker 3: I think that each case has to be weighed on
Speaker 3: its own, because some age gaps are valid. I think
Speaker 3: we just saw that in Paradise with Blake and Jess.
Speaker 3: Were we talked about it? I don't know if I
Speaker 3: talked about it on here or almost famous Listica. Blake
Speaker 3: is thirty two, thirty three and she's twenty four, and
Speaker 3: I know that's not a huge age glass.
Speaker 1: To what we're talking about here, though, But the point
Speaker 1: being was that Jess was it was very She made
Speaker 1: it known on this episode that it pretty much like
Speaker 1: she wanted to, you know, she felt like she was
Speaker 1: missing out and she wanted to explore options, and Blake
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want to do that. I just
Speaker 1: want to hang out with you. And it was like, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: this is a good example of how age gaps sometimes
Speaker 1: matter because she's twenty four and she wants to explore
Speaker 1: the world as she well should. Blake is thirty two,
Speaker 1: thirty three, and he's like, I'm just ready to settle down.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I've explored. So that is a
Speaker 1: good example of how the age gap matters. But then
Speaker 1: there are other times where I think it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I mean, I have friends that have pretty big age gaps,
Speaker 1: and they are very much in line of where they
Speaker 1: are with their values in their life and what they want.
Speaker 1: So it's like, well that works, and it's worked for
Speaker 1: a long time, so I guess age gaps aren't that
Speaker 1: a huge Like my parents, my dad is eight years
Speaker 1: seven or eight years older than my mom, which is
Speaker 1: not crazy, but you know, pretty significant. My point being
Speaker 1: with Anonymous is that one early twenties is vague? Is
Speaker 1: he twenty like three? Yeah, well it just graduates, so
Speaker 1: we can assume. Let's assume twenty two.
Speaker 3: So twenty two, so ten years. But let me say
Speaker 3: this as a twenty two year old guy, if you're
Speaker 3: dating a thirty two year old woman, you look like
Speaker 3: a badass.
Speaker 1: Like that's pretty hot. Yeah, good, Like congratulations, bro, Yeah
Speaker 1: they're that's pretty good. What is it about older women? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they just they they know more than we do, Not
Speaker 1: that younger women don't know more than we do, but
Speaker 1: that like there's more experienced I guess. Yeah, potentially a
Speaker 1: certain level of class is associated with an older woman.
Speaker 1: You know, like you think she probably drinks champagne out
Speaker 1: of a stem glass, like a long stem glass every
Speaker 1: single night.
Speaker 2: So you're just building them up as something that, yeah, she.
Speaker 1: Only wears like black pencil dresses.
Speaker 2: So fully missus Robinson.
Speaker 1: Heels full missus Robins.
Speaker 3: Like I think guys in their early twenties, and I
Speaker 3: could speak upon myself in this, like, yeah, women in
Speaker 3: their thirties when you're in your twenties, like early twenties, it's.
Speaker 1: Like they your sexy.
Speaker 2: And it's probably like a game too, Like can I
Speaker 2: Can I get one? You know?
Speaker 1: And now can I get too? How many can love it?
Speaker 2: Just trying to think of the right word. Can I?
Speaker 1: I don't know that better to like me?
Speaker 2: Could I get one?
Speaker 1: I remember? I remember when I was like twenty three,
Speaker 1: I met a girl who was in her early to
Speaker 1: mid thirties and she was just about to take the bar.
Speaker 1: She was a lawyer, and I thought it was the
Speaker 1: and she was very beautiful, but that was like secondary
Speaker 1: to her being in her thirties and passing the bar.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, this girl was so
Speaker 1: out of my league. And then you put on the
Speaker 1: age thing. And then like we dated for like six months,
Speaker 1: and I started to realize that we had nothing in common,
Speaker 1: and and like I think that looking back, like one
Speaker 1: of the main things that made me attracted to her
Speaker 1: was the fact that she was ten years older than me.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Well that's the thing too. I think this will naturally
Speaker 2: play out if he is a mature twenty two year old,
Speaker 2: maybe the last if he's not like he's gonna be
Speaker 2: up partying, living his life. He just turned twenty one,
Speaker 2: Like it's gonna fizzle out pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: I agree, So let's go back to giving Anonymous advice,
Speaker 1: because I guess we kind of got away from that.
Speaker 1: I agree with what you're saying. I think that Anonymous
Speaker 1: should let her brother play it out because odds are
Speaker 1: it's gonna fizzle. And it's not like it's a phase,
Speaker 1: but it's it's just gonna be something that passes and
Speaker 1: eventually he'll move on.
Speaker 2: Son't just help him grow up a bit, and it probably.
Speaker 1: Will be a good thing.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And thirty two is not that old, Like it's
Speaker 1: not like this is like.
Speaker 2: A coming from a thirty two year old.
Speaker 1: Two year old, Yeah, a whole life. You got a
Speaker 1: whole three lifetimes ahead. Yet thirty two years old and
Speaker 1: I feel younger than ever. That's not true. I still
Speaker 1: feel pretty old. But yeah, thirty two is not that old.
Speaker 1: Like I'm trying to imagine dating in twenty two, Like,
Speaker 1: if you were twenty two, that'd probably be weird for.
Speaker 2: Me, cool for you in the prime of my party
Speaker 2: phase in twenty two, maybe.
Speaker 1: Yes, maybe I wouldn't be interested dating that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Anonymous, my advice would be, don't worry about your brother.
Speaker 1: He's going to be fine.
Speaker 3: I'd be more worried about the woman in this situation,
Speaker 3: like she's the one thirty two dating in early twenties.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, you have some decisions to make because
Speaker 3: you know if you want kids or start family. You
Speaker 3: know kind of what stage of life you are, And like,
Speaker 3: let's see how mature this guy is, you know, because
Speaker 3: in a couple of years he could be like, I'm
Speaker 3: still in my mid twenties, Like kind I want.
Speaker 1: To just explore. According to the National Institutes of Health,
Speaker 1: the brain finishes developing and maturing in the mid to
Speaker 1: late twenties. The part of the brain behind the forehead,
Speaker 1: called the prefensive cortex is one of the last parts
Speaker 1: to mature. This area is responsible for skills like planning, prioritizing,
Speaker 1: and making good decisions. Oh shoot, I don't have quortex.
Speaker 1: You're a late bloomer, bro. I don't think I have
Speaker 1: one of those prefrontal core texes. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: to Jackie's email before we wrap up. What's your opinion
Speaker 1: on having your owner's location and phone password. My boyfriend
Speaker 1: thinks I'm crazy for want and to share locations with
Speaker 1: one another, but I feel like that's pretty standard in relationships.
Speaker 1: I also mentioned sharing our phone passwords, and he immediately
Speaker 1: got defensive. Is this a red flag that he's hiding
Speaker 1: something from me? We've been dating for a year, so
Speaker 1: I don't think this is a big ask. What do
Speaker 1: you guys think? Red flag? Huge, red flag, red flag,
Speaker 1: red flags float through the red flag raised the red flags.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he sounds like he's hiding something from you. And
Speaker 2: I get wanting some privacy and you know, some things
Speaker 2: to yourself. But if you've been dating for a year,
Speaker 2: you should you should know where it is. You should,
Speaker 2: I don't know, you should have access to those things.
Speaker 2: Did give me his location two weeks in?
Speaker 1: Two weeks in? Yeah, yeah, but that was more of
Speaker 1: like a hey, if i'm dad, here's where my body.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's different thing.
Speaker 1: It's but that that's like I share my location with
Speaker 1: Ashley because it's like, hey, yeah, God forbid something happens.
Speaker 1: At least we know.
Speaker 3: Plus it's always nice because you share your location on
Speaker 3: your phone. So there's been a lot of times from
Speaker 3: like where's my phone? So I just go on Ashley's
Speaker 3: phone and find my friends and then we can like
Speaker 3: zoom in exactly where my phone is. They're like, all right,
Speaker 3: well it's somewhere in this house. But uh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: come on, share the location, bro.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What do you where are you
Speaker 1: going that you're hiding. I used to be many years ago,
Speaker 1: being like, oh, I don't want to share my location,
Speaker 1: like I want some independence, And then I realized it
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with my my dependency or my independence,
Speaker 1: like I can still go wherever I want, and she'll
Speaker 1: just call them be like where are you, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm here, never hiding anything, unless it's like planning a
Speaker 1: birthday or something. But then she's only ruining it for
Speaker 1: herself anyway, if she's tracking myself, so that's on her. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I get annoyed when nowadays, like when I have a
Speaker 1: friend who I share my location with and they don't
Speaker 1: share it with me back cause I just I don't
Speaker 1: need to know. But I just sometimes I'll jump on
Speaker 1: the map and I'll just see where everyone's at. I'll
Speaker 1: just like see where you guys are.
Speaker 2: My friend Ali texted me and she was like, Hey,
Speaker 2: your location's been off for a few days. Can you
Speaker 2: turn it background. I'm a little worried about you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just all the look like, you know, you're bored.
Speaker 1: You see what friends are in what states. Oh, look,
Speaker 1: Chad's in Europe right now. That's awesome. That's just it's
Speaker 1: just a fun thing to do every once in a while.
Speaker 1: I will say, though, the location sharing thing bit me
Speaker 1: in the butt. Yesterday I had some bet slips to
Speaker 1: go cash from Red Rock Casino down the street from
Speaker 1: our house. I bet Bronco's money line last week and
Speaker 1: nice an over parlay that hit. So I made like
Speaker 1: a couple of dollars and I had to go cash
Speaker 1: then today cause I would have forgotten. I would have
Speaker 1: forgotten them and lost them. And I go to the
Speaker 1: casino and I said like, hey, you know what, I'm here,
Speaker 1: might as well just sit down and play blackjack for
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes. So I did that, came home and
Speaker 1: Kaitlyn said what were you doing? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just had to run some arions real quick. And
Speaker 1: she goes, why were you at the casino. I was
Speaker 1: like no, oh, no, no, I had to like do something.
Speaker 1: I was just cashing a bill. She's like, okay, well
Speaker 1: you were at the casino.
Speaker 2: It was gone for like five hours. I'm like, where
Speaker 2: is he?
Speaker 1: Ten errands I had to run? He just happened to
Speaker 1: look at the map at the time that I was
Speaker 1: at the casino. Weird and yeah, what a degenerate gambler.
Speaker 1: He was at the casino for ten hours no on
Speaker 1: a Monday, at two o'clock in the after. It was
Speaker 1: one of many stops along the way, and it was
Speaker 1: the one I said for last, because I knew it
Speaker 1: was the only one that I was actually going to
Speaker 1: kind of enjoy by going to the blackjack table for
Speaker 1: twenty minutes, which I won. By the way, I won
Speaker 1: at the blackjack table, Thank you very much. I miss
Speaker 1: playing blackjack. And then I come home and I'm getting
Speaker 1: it from all angles.
Speaker 2: All angles, I asked you, I's.
Speaker 1: Biting me, You're yelling at me.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, yelling.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So back to the location thing, I personally think
Speaker 1: locations should be shared if it's something that.
Speaker 2: You gets what he just said.
Speaker 1: Even through that, even with all that behind me, through
Speaker 1: thick and thin, I'll share my location. I'll just turn
Speaker 1: it off if I go to the casino again at
Speaker 1: any point. But Kivin also was on my passwords. I
Speaker 1: gave that up to her pretty early. But I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what, Like if I was back in my mid twenties,
Speaker 1: and I was like pulling the farious stuff like talking
Speaker 1: to other girls or being an a egypt when I
Speaker 1: got drunk and doing stupid stuff like that. I would
Speaker 1: also be hesitant to share my location, let my girlfriend
Speaker 1: know the passwords to my phone, because I'd be worried
Speaker 1: about like her getting in my phone and seeing some
Speaker 1: of the nefarious stuff that I was up to. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's definitely nefarious stuff. That's what our conclusion is.
Speaker 3: Sorry to put that in your head, yeah, Jackie, but
Speaker 3: hopefully it's not. But I would also I'd keep pushing
Speaker 3: about the sharing location, especially sharing location.
Speaker 2: Like that's like the simplest fun Yeah.
Speaker 1: The simplest one. Turn your location on, bro, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: like what is she going to find? I mean, if
Speaker 1: you are doing crappy things, she's gonna find crappy stuff.
Speaker 1: But if Kay linked at my phone, she would just
Speaker 1: see like woodworking and fantasy football and that's about it. Raveting, yeah,
Speaker 1: which we're playing this week? Bro? Are we playing this week? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Spotty WiFi. I saw that and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's I need this win, bro. That's a little bit
Speaker 1: of a losing streak. Way we need to make a
Speaker 1: hot chup time machine. I know. Well, think about what
Speaker 1: you want to make the bet, text me and then
Speaker 1: we'll announce it less next week because unfortunately I got
Speaker 1: to go get a freaking root canal. Oh yeah, get rooted,
Speaker 1: Get rooted, all right? Man, Well, hey, good luck, you're rooted.
Speaker 1: Good luck. Send us a picture so you know you
Speaker 1: made it out of your surgery safely. Have fun at
Speaker 1: Halloween tonight. Tell Dawson thank you. Yeah, I'll be fun.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to see Dawson. Weather's nice over here too.
Speaker 1: So it's been crappy the past few days. But today's
Speaker 1: sun's out, it's a little cold. It's like perfect Halloween.
Speaker 1: That's a little hot apple cider with a little cinnamon whiskey.
Speaker 1: Oh don't get too drunk though, Okay, don't be that
Speaker 1: guy this Halloween, dud. I have four SIPs of alcohol now,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm good. I'll have a hot chocolate
Speaker 1: all right, man, have a great deal. I'm excited to
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