1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:05,160 Speaker 1: You don't know me our confession I can't take back 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 1: earl armst Mouse. 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 2: Speaker text to seventy five nine two says my girlfriend 4 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 2: doesn't know this, but whenever she gets mad at me, 5 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:19,759 Speaker 2: I secretly turn up the ac in our part so 6 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 2: she gets cold and we have to cuddle it at night. 7 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 2: That is evil, nothing like a little thermostat warfare. But 8 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 2: if you're feeling a chill from the ice cold secret 9 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,640 Speaker 2: that you've been holding tight to your chest, we can 10 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 2: spoon you back to warmth and comfort right here on 11 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 2: the mass speaker. 12 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,080 Speaker 3: Will you even warm my feet up? 13 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,280 Speaker 4: My feet are always so cold. 14 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 3: Not fun of you. 15 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,920 Speaker 2: We're supposed to be the source of warm firm listeners 16 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 2: like today's caller who's chosen to go by Tim today. 17 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,840 Speaker 2: So Tim, welcome to our warm healing embrace. 18 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 5: Thank you. 19 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 4: Apparently I need to apologize for my cold feet. I 20 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 4: didn't realize that we were all in this together, Jeff. 21 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 2: Okay, Tim, you want to be big spooner little spoon in. 22 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 5: This situation, I'll take the big spoon, all right. 23 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: All right, that's what I was. 24 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 2: Hoping you would, says, just watching everyone else spoon. Okay, 25 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,959 Speaker 2: it's fun to watch though, But tim voice changer is on. 26 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear 27 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 2: your confession. 28 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,399 Speaker 6: Uh, there's a work one okay, co worker in my 29 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 6: company who everybody in our work group loki hats. 30 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, is there a reason for that? 31 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 6: He's a corporate kissing okay everything he's like, yeah, we 32 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 6: get it. 33 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 1: He's an overachiever, too good of a worker. 34 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 5: No, he's just The thing is, he doesn't do any work. 35 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:40,759 Speaker 5: He doesn't. 36 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 6: He never gets any of it done, so nobody even 37 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:44,839 Speaker 6: knows how he got hired. 38 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 4: Okay, I see, he doesn't do work and he slides, 39 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 4: you know. But also he figured it out system. 40 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: That's why you hate him, because you want to be here. 41 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 3: Because everybody has to pick up the slack. 42 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 4: So did you guys do work, get together and do 43 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 4: something to get him back. 44 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,679 Speaker 6: I did something on my own, because, like you said it, 45 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 6: he banged out of work for an entire week once 46 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 6: because he said he slept weird on a plane and 47 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 6: his neck hurt. Oh no, he said he couldn't even 48 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 6: do a zoom meeting because it would hurt him too 49 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 6: much to hold his head up for the camera. 50 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, why do I feel like he was still 51 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 4: laying on a beach somewhere. 52 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 2: You're right, we do all have a worker that we 53 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 2: know somewhere in our company that's like that. 54 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 6: Yeah. So I was, you know, really po then and 55 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,919 Speaker 6: I couldn't let it go. And then I'm driving home 56 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 6: one day and up ahead I see him walking along 57 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 6: the sidewalk. 58 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 3: Please don't tell me you hit. 59 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 1: Well, hold on if you look injured. 60 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 6: Well, I knew it was him because he's got his 61 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 6: bald spot and he walks funny. 62 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:56,799 Speaker 3: Okay, making a way of them. 63 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,640 Speaker 1: This is like a roast, now, Jesus, It's. 64 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 5: Just that's how watch. This guy drives me nuts. 65 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: You can see his bald spot from a mile away 66 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: with this dumb little walk. I get that. Stand that guy, 67 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 1: what do you do? 68 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 6: It was raining and there was a giant puddle on 69 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 6: the road. I said, God does not send you an 70 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 6: opportunity like this. 71 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a sign from above, and. 72 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,800 Speaker 6: I gunned it and I drove right through the puddle. 73 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,359 Speaker 6: I sent a tidal wave, like a tsunami all over 74 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 6: this pile. 75 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 2: I'm satisfied a lot of people like have that thought 76 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 2: run through their mind. But not a lot of people 77 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 2: are actually willing to go. 78 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: Through with you. 79 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 3: Dude, did you feel like instant regret? No? 80 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 5: I was. 81 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 6: I was ready to celebrate everything. And then I check 82 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 6: my mirror to see how bad he looks. I realize 83 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 6: he was pushing a stroller. 84 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 1: Oh god, oh. 85 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 3: You soaked a baby? 86 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 5: I did I had? That wasn't my intention, I bet. 87 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: I meant to be fair. 88 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 2: That baby was probably a jerk to all the other 89 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 2: babies at his daycare too, Je. 90 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 1: D walk. Oh that sucks, dude, that's bad karmas. So 91 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 1: now you feel like crapa. 92 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 5: Obviously I felt. 93 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 6: Man, he came in to work the next day and 94 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,320 Speaker 6: he's telling everybody about it. 95 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,359 Speaker 3: You didn't pull over and try to help him or anything. 96 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,159 Speaker 3: Did you know you're gonna know what car? 97 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 4: But you could just say, oh my god, that was 98 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 4: a total accident, you know, like that happened. 99 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 1: That was not an accident. 100 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 2: Brook hit a baby stroller with her car one time. 101 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 2: Brook definitely did not stop and be like I'm sorry, 102 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 2: She laughed window. 103 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,839 Speaker 4: I barely bumped it because I took my foot off 104 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 4: the break and it was in front of the car. 105 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:46,599 Speaker 3: That's different. 106 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: So Tim, you don't have to feel bad about what 107 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 1: she did. There both troll baby, you said. 108 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 5: Yeah. 109 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,159 Speaker 6: So the next day he comes in and he starts 110 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,240 Speaker 6: telling everybody, you know, some random guy splashed him while 111 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 6: he was babysitting his nephew. 112 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:00,039 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 113 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 5: Him and the kid. 114 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 6: And of course all the ladies in the office are like, oh, 115 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 6: the poor baby. Yeah, And you know, now they're all 116 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,839 Speaker 6: talking about their kids and how's the baby doing. 117 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 5: Did the baby get sick? 118 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 6: And now they're all upset about this baby, and you 119 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,280 Speaker 6: have to pretend like you're upset too, like, oh, no, 120 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,919 Speaker 6: I can't believe some horrible person would do One guy trying. 121 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 2: To make sense of it, like, I don't know, sometimes 122 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 2: babies need a good splash, or sometimes those puddles just 123 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 2: come out of nowhere? 124 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 3: Oh my god, did they? 125 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:34,080 Speaker 4: Did he ever realize that it was your car? 126 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 5: No? No, no, no, I was so nervous. I'd started 127 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:37,719 Speaker 5: driving my girlfriend's car to work. 128 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 3: Oh how long ago was this? 129 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 5: Probably about four months? 130 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:49,160 Speaker 4: Oh my, is he more liked at the office now 131 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 4: that people have some empathy for him. 132 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 6: It lasted a week or so then everybody was back 133 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:58,159 Speaker 6: to now when this guy's a complete kiss Okay. 134 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 2: Suddenly he's getting splashed by cars every single week. 135 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 1: There he goes so messed up. 136 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,840 Speaker 5: But I do still feel guilty about it. 137 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet you know, just because of the kid, 138 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 4: you shouldn't do it. You should just leave jerks alone. They'll, 139 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 4: you know, do themselves in eventually. 140 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 1: If you're gonna splash them with a puddle, do it 141 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 1: to a stranger. 142 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:15,360 Speaker 3: Yeah. 143 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:16,160 Speaker 1: Yeah. 144 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 2: Lesson learned and text in seven eighty five nine too. 145 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to, 146 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,840 Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make 147 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,039 Speaker 2: you the next mass speaker. 148 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,840 Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up right 149 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 6: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.