1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: You leave me in a room with peanuts per a week, 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a peanut butter up in the It's 3 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: not put that to the time. So also, now knowing 4 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:18,120 Speaker 1: the ingredients, that shouldn't take you a week. Yeah, it's well, 5 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 1: I wouldn't turn all the other stuff he did. Yeah, 6 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three, you're life still just just escaping 7 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: it until it turns into peanut butter. Cheering. Gotta get 8 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: it wet, Peter, what you want? You want to smooth? 9 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 1: Come a big girl, I would you want? I appreciate 10 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 1: you think I would have a woman in there with me. Oh, well, 11 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: you know I would, hope. So you're you're never alone, 12 00:00:50,440 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 1: my man, You're never chips in yours. Ask me racists, money, 13 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: monitary stuff. I can't tell me. I want to let 14 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 1: let lick you from your head to your toes. That's 15 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 1: right there, It is there. It is. Ladies and gentlemen, 16 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me 17 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 1: The Podcast. It dives deep into the pockets of black 18 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove that the 19 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 1: Whinies and the Wayans are just the original descendants of 20 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,960 Speaker 1: Cain and Abel. This is the way that that family 21 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: truth split. It is. It is two warring families just 22 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: trying to make more and more people for their ultimate 23 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: battle face off. I love it, and it begs the question, 24 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 1: am I my Wayans keeper? I will say that if 25 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: it's the Cane Enables story, the Waves are definitely cane 26 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: if I right, I think can Yeah, Yeah, they seem more, 27 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:19,799 Speaker 1: they seem like they would stab Yeah, they're gonna be 28 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: a lot more stabby, I think. And the Waves just 29 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: feel like they followed more rules. Yeah. The Windings. Yeah, 30 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: so you can't even give them because of the same 31 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: it's all the same group. It's just gonna ask you 32 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: this and this is a safe space, so if you 33 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: don't mind my asking. Mario he's a Whinings, right, because 34 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: then he start out going by Mario Winans and then 35 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: he was like, hey, I'm just it's a me Mario 36 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 1: and then no, no, no no, no, Mario Winans and Mario 37 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 1: uh just a friend. Part two. They're two different people. 38 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,399 Speaker 1: That's that's two different dudes. Mario Windings his light skin 39 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: and baldhead and oh yeah he kind of looks at 40 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: more Chico dabar Jish for shots and that's I feel 41 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,399 Speaker 1: this is embarrassing. Yeah, I thought it was the same 42 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 1: guy because it's like Mario, why didn't he just say? 43 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 1: And then I thought he was like maybe jealous, like 44 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: he was like, BBCC don't want to be doing this 45 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,399 Speaker 1: remix with Gucci Mane, so I'll just be Mario. Yeah, 46 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 1: he's like, I just want to branch out on my own. 47 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 1: My family's back from my my greatest success. Yeah. No, 48 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: I don't think he's related to that. I don't think 49 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,959 Speaker 1: that Mario is related to the wine into it all 50 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: all right, And for everybody out there judging me, don't 51 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 1: fucking judge me, because you all have that family ship 52 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: that you fucked up to. Tatiana Ali was Mohammed ali 53 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: saughter for a minute. For a minute, don't fucking judge me. 54 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: You're not better than You're not better than him. Well 55 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: you know who is better than you? It's our guest today. 56 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: He's a very hilarious comedian. He runs a fantastic show 57 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 1: here in Los ange Li called Black Mitzvah. I had 58 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 1: the pleasure of doing it very recently and I had 59 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 1: a grand old time. He's hilarious. Were really happy, Easier 60 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 1: give it up for our guests. Mister Jonathan Jile, Hell yeah, 61 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,040 Speaker 1: I would have said other things, but you demanded I 62 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. Listen. They didn't. Those other things 63 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: didn't pay me enough to be talked about on my office. 64 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: Fair enough. Can I jump back to the wine please 65 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:35,280 Speaker 1: real quick. They had a boy band group that I do. 66 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 1: It was like wine ands five, I want to say, 67 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 1: or wine asked niggers. Yeah, it was so My mom 68 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:59,160 Speaker 1: used to call ch Somebody says that at like the 69 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 1: family down shuts down the party, Wine is five, more 70 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: like five wine and as niggas, And then a lady 71 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: throws her potato salad because she's laughing too hard. I didn't, wait, 72 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 1: what's it this Christian supergroup that it was a Christian Yeah, 73 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,839 Speaker 1: it was like a Christian army, like it was during 74 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 1: that time when like all the all these artists were 75 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 1: like Christian and decided they were gonna try to get 76 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: on that way. Yeah. I'm not saying that's what they 77 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,600 Speaker 1: were doing, but I mean they definitely were the religious 78 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: one twelve like just sweater veasts. I'll say this, not 79 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 1: only do I remember them, I had that CD and I, Oh, 80 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,479 Speaker 1: I fucked with it. It was Yeah for sure, that 81 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 1: ship banged and like you knew they were singing about Jesus, 82 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 1: but you could pretend they weren't, you know what I mean, 83 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 1: Like the songs hit body roll ye just like enough 84 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 1: for you be like, you gotta give me a timeline. 85 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:01,560 Speaker 1: Is this like pre or post soul for real? This 86 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 1: is uh post soul for real? This is like in 87 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 1: the early early two thousands. Oh like right at the 88 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: crack of the two thousands, we're getting a Whinings group 89 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 1: comprised of mostly like the sons and nephews of like 90 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:24,599 Speaker 1: bbmcc and they it was just five dudes just killing it. Baby. 91 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 1: They no, I'm googling it right now. Yeah, Like I 92 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,719 Speaker 1: feel like if they came out now, like people would 93 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 1: really people would really like fun with them, Like yeah, no, 94 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:37,039 Speaker 1: they were, they were they were legit, but okay, we 95 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,720 Speaker 1: we can't. Sorry, that's my bad. Yea, we're talking about it. 96 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,480 Speaker 1: I got excited. Oh that's good, that's good. That's how 97 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 1: he likes to do it. Yeah, O, Whinings Phase two 98 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:47,080 Speaker 1: is what they were called. There you go, yeah, Phase 99 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 1: two and and that because you're like, I don't remember 100 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 1: phase one and they weren't crazy. I fucked with them heavy. Uh. 101 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 1: But we can't talk about that forever because you can't 102 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,680 Speaker 1: aim to us with a conspiracy theory that when you 103 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 1: told me this, we we You actually told me this 104 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 1: in person, And when you told me this, it took 105 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 1: everything in my being not to smack you in the face. 106 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 1: I was furious at what you said. I was. I 107 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 1: couldn't have been more rageful at the suggestion that you 108 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:22,560 Speaker 1: were making. And I won't. I won't precious this any 109 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 1: longer because I just need to get to this and 110 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 1: I need you to answer for your crimes. But you said, 111 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:34,239 Speaker 1: my mama told me George Washington Carver did not invent 112 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:41,040 Speaker 1: peanut butter. Yeah, I'm sorry to have that you had 113 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 1: to have that sort of vesceral reaction. Well, I'm sorry 114 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:49,960 Speaker 1: that you hate black but he did it. I don't know. 115 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 1: I don't know how to tell you guys any different. 116 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: But he also started singing, yeah, you hate you hate 117 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,800 Speaker 1: black people, and I need to know why. I'm kind 118 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,840 Speaker 1: of I'm trying to I'm trying to listen man, like that. 119 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 1: When I when I was doing I found that out 120 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,720 Speaker 1: maybe like a couple of years ago, I was doing 121 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 1: some independent research about peanut butter or George Washington Department. Yeah, 122 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,200 Speaker 1: there's no shaming. I was. There's no shaming. I was. 123 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:22,280 Speaker 1: I think there might be some shame. Educate education, college 124 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,559 Speaker 1: is power. I want to say. It was like during 125 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 1: a Black History Month. Every Black History Month, I try 126 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 1: to like learn something new, and so when I when 127 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 1: I stumbled upon this information, it blew my mind. It 128 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 1: took me out for like a good week. I didn't 129 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 1: know what to do. I didn't talk to nobot. Okay, 130 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 1: And and when you stumbled upon this, did you feel like, 131 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,880 Speaker 1: because here's where I take issue, Maybe you're right right, 132 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:53,040 Speaker 1: Maybe maybe he's George Washington Colver didn't invent peanut butter. 133 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,480 Speaker 1: Do you guys feel like this upset? I just want 134 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 1: I'm I'm not just upset, I'm I'm raging. Hand behind 135 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:05,760 Speaker 1: you is flickering in a strange plan. It's getting hotter 136 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 1: because of me because I'm so angry. But I'm saying, 137 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,440 Speaker 1: at any point, did you go for the sanctity of 138 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 1: black people for the protection of my own people's. I 139 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,680 Speaker 1: will keep this information private. I won't spread this around 140 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 1: town as slander against one of our greatest I'll stuff 141 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:31,200 Speaker 1: it down because that's my responsibility to the black man. Well, like, 142 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,440 Speaker 1: so it's funny you said that, because for a hot 143 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,360 Speaker 1: minute I did feel that way. For a minute, I 144 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 1: was like trying to go to every website. There's there's 145 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,680 Speaker 1: websites out there where they actually tell you where pinut 146 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:44,040 Speaker 1: butter was invented and like the rise of it, and 147 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,560 Speaker 1: so I was on there just sort of like how 148 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:48,640 Speaker 1: do I scrub all this? Like yeah, yeah. But then 149 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,560 Speaker 1: I started thinking about it because like once you like 150 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,160 Speaker 1: dig into it and you find out like it was 151 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 1: created by this indigenous tribe and then it was patented 152 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,600 Speaker 1: by white man. I was like, oh no, we need 153 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 1: we need to let people know that the white man 154 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 1: is out there. Still from other people know you're right, 155 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,679 Speaker 1: but in my mind I was like, it was like 156 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,400 Speaker 1: oh shit. So like George Washington Carver did so many 157 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:19,800 Speaker 1: great things with peanuts, but he just didn't get to this. 158 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,240 Speaker 1: Jonathan was like, hey, have y'all heard that white people 159 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:29,120 Speaker 1: aren't good? It turns out it turns out they're not 160 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 1: that nice. Every every February I just go and I 161 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,880 Speaker 1: find out that white people are Okay. I can I 162 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 1: say about this one? This is interesting because I had 163 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,200 Speaker 1: never Yeah, even as a kid, I had always just 164 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,800 Speaker 1: the same being George Washington many peanut butter, you know, 165 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,599 Speaker 1: bluck guy, even in the Super So Girl and to 166 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,720 Speaker 1: stop like it was just like one of the ones 167 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,840 Speaker 1: on the list. But now I'm thinking about it. Just 168 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:56,800 Speaker 1: being from West Africa, they make this thing called granut stew, 169 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 1: which is just like the grunuts are what they called peanuts, 170 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,880 Speaker 1: and it's just basically peanut butter and soup. But they've 171 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 1: been doing it forever. I'm pretty sure, Like, yes, sir, 172 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,480 Speaker 1: peanuts didn't start here. And I'm saying, like peanut as 173 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,840 Speaker 1: far as having peanuts and inventor venting peanut butter, I 174 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,640 Speaker 1: don't want to be that guy not fucking rocket science, 175 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:22,040 Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, but okay, I guess that I had 176 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,800 Speaker 1: never considered Bori to that point. This it is a 177 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:29,760 Speaker 1: very American argument to suggest that a dude in the 178 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: late eighteen hundreds, super late eighteen hundreds somehow invented this 179 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,480 Speaker 1: thing that that feels like it should have been around 180 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:43,200 Speaker 1: for millennia. Like it's not an insane concept, it's not 181 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,320 Speaker 1: flaming hot, you know what I mean? Like this is 182 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:51,440 Speaker 1: this is fucking peanut butter, because that is concept. That's upset. 183 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,440 Speaker 1: What if someone during the time of George Washing Carver 184 00:11:55,600 --> 00:12:00,839 Speaker 1: did invent flaming Now that's like that they're not ready. 185 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:05,200 Speaker 1: We have to unload this peanut butter first. I got 186 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,480 Speaker 1: so many ideas for Penus. He's like no, no, no, brother, 187 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:11,880 Speaker 1: first the peanut butter, then the flaming hot flats phase too. 188 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:22,720 Speaker 1: That's the family secret. Fuck if the Windings are secretly 189 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:27,800 Speaker 1: behind the flaming opp sports, Oh wow, that's crazy. That's 190 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:31,760 Speaker 1: cute because and it makes sense. TD Jakes is secretly 191 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 1: behind Shade Room like it's not where it's not. That's 192 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 1: very real. Apparently the tdhop Tjas Bishop T. D Jakes. Yeah, 193 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:48,800 Speaker 1: not skateboarder TD Jakes, Bishop T. D Jakes is. Apparently 194 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:55,240 Speaker 1: his family is like partial, if not like majority, owners 195 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 1: of the Shade Room. Wow, an empire that could truly 196 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 1: be worth way more, way less than I estimate. I 197 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know how much the Shade Room is. 198 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,520 Speaker 1: I don't know. It's probably way it's probably way less. 199 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:14,320 Speaker 1: They're good marketing. It feels like it should be a 200 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:18,200 Speaker 1: billion dollar corporation based off of how like popular it 201 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,200 Speaker 1: is so I gotta assume it is far from whatever 202 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,560 Speaker 1: that is. Yeah, I don't think they're gonna hit that assessment. No, 203 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,280 Speaker 1: that shame on you. The Shade Room. I see you 204 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:31,320 Speaker 1: as often as the New York Times, and somehow I'm 205 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 1: gonna be honest, probably more. Yeah, I don't you remember 206 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 1: pandemic The time's got real heavy handed. The Shade Room 207 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:46,880 Speaker 1: did not know The Shade Room stay true to their ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 208 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:51,559 Speaker 1: it does feel like a very American thing to presume that, 209 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,200 Speaker 1: uh that peanut butter started here. Well, bo, you just 210 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,959 Speaker 1: made like a good a good comment, like a thing 211 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,160 Speaker 1: that I've been thinking about, like because you said, like, yeah, 212 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 1: a black person event, the Super Soccer, a black person event, 213 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,680 Speaker 1: the traffic light. But I have a question. Do you 214 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,640 Speaker 1: know who they are? Oh? I could pick the Super 215 00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:10,760 Speaker 1: Socer guy out of a lineup. I remember seeing him 216 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:18,160 Speaker 1: in in Lonnie isn't Lonnie Johnson? Okay, I thought it 217 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:26,640 Speaker 1: was actually Tristan Walker. Do you remember Black Enterprises Magazine? No? 218 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:33,480 Speaker 1: I don't remember that. Yeah, we had it, we have, 219 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,880 Speaker 1: Like you know how you would have like one episode 220 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,280 Speaker 1: of magazine anybody who was broken? You remember how you 221 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,720 Speaker 1: would have like one episode of a magazine in your 222 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 1: house that you didn't no one hit ordered or anything like. Yeah, 223 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,160 Speaker 1: that was back when magazines used to send you shit 224 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:51,160 Speaker 1: on spec like that would just be like, uh, hey 225 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,600 Speaker 1: you want Yeah, you wanna go ahead read one of 226 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,480 Speaker 1: these and then you'd be like, I do want this, 227 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,200 Speaker 1: and you'd send them thirty dollars or whatever the fuck 228 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,680 Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, exactly. That that's we had. We had 229 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,960 Speaker 1: an episode, we had one of those, and it was 230 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,600 Speaker 1: it had this picture of Lonnie Johnson, which I'm going 231 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,160 Speaker 1: brought to you by Chlorine guys, but it's like a 232 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 1: famous picture because it's like him in the prototype. Yeah, 233 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:18,800 Speaker 1: he's a cool looking brother man. M like the sweater 234 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:22,840 Speaker 1: and the glasses. Yeah, no, he's got it. Yeah. But 235 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: I think that I think that's the other thing, like 236 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:29,040 Speaker 1: because you like, like all the all the stuff we're 237 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 1: learning as kids. Man, Like, I like, where I grew up, 238 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,640 Speaker 1: it was just George Washing Carver, George Washington Carver, but 239 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,120 Speaker 1: we weren't really taught about anyone else. So the fact 240 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,480 Speaker 1: that George Washington Carver and Peanut Butter was like sort 241 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,800 Speaker 1: of forced down our throats pun intended or whatever. Like 242 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,720 Speaker 1: you're like Oh no, there's a lot of other great 243 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 1: things that black people have done. But why did why 244 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 1: did this get pushed to the flight? It was almost 245 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,600 Speaker 1: like you know, people were like, yeah, let's give him 246 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,800 Speaker 1: peanut butter. They'll be okay with right, don't be happy 247 00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,320 Speaker 1: with that because nobody, yeah, nobody really care. Which is 248 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,720 Speaker 1: now that I'm thinking about it, how come the stop 249 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:07,920 Speaker 1: like guy wasn't first? Okay? Not or the there's a 250 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,480 Speaker 1: there's a black guy who like helped figure out how 251 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,760 Speaker 1: to do blood transfusion, transfusions or whatever, like was like 252 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,600 Speaker 1: really montumental, Charles Drew Drew, Charles, I'm maybe getting that wrong, 253 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 1: that's but this is my point, Like, yeah, why was 254 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 1: peanutbutter first? Why was that so monument even first? Of 255 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:26,520 Speaker 1: what he did? Yeah, because he in reading about him, 256 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:30,680 Speaker 1: he came up with three hundred different uses of the 257 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,880 Speaker 1: peanut butter of peanuts, some of which were like real, legitimate, 258 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 1: like medical things. It wasn't just like fucking you know 259 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,320 Speaker 1: what I mean, numb numbs. All I ever heard was 260 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:46,880 Speaker 1: butter and brittle. Yeah. Yeah, I will say I've never 261 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:52,720 Speaker 1: considered the possibility that pushing George Washington Carver like forward, 262 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,320 Speaker 1: like making him very front facing with like this reduced 263 00:16:56,520 --> 00:17:00,560 Speaker 1: role as just Peanut butter Man might be in intentional 264 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:05,720 Speaker 1: and frankly attacking the black the black person. That's how 265 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,280 Speaker 1: that's how I feel. I feel like they wanted just 266 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,360 Speaker 1: to sort of be like, you guys got Martin Luther 267 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,919 Speaker 1: King and then you got the Peanut butter Man, and 268 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,000 Speaker 1: you guys should be okay, yeah you've been you may 269 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,720 Speaker 1: just get this, get these twenty eight days out there. Yeah, 270 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:23,400 Speaker 1: you mad, you make great entertainment. Here's the super socer guy. Yeah, yeah, 271 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:27,520 Speaker 1: everything's silly billy ship with y'all are a really good speaker, 272 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,760 Speaker 1: but it's not a isn't he articulate type shit? But 273 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:35,360 Speaker 1: it's never somebody that like truly outthought y'all out fucking 274 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:39,359 Speaker 1: like maneuvered on you. Yeah for sure. No, that's a 275 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:46,480 Speaker 1: good point. They give all the flashy inventions up. Mmmmmm yeah. 276 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,960 Speaker 1: Fuck all right, Well, maybe I need maybe I need 277 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 1: a moment to gather myself because this this is heavy. 278 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:57,000 Speaker 1: I never considered some of these possibilities. So maybe here's 279 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,920 Speaker 1: what we'll do. We'll take a break. We're gonna take 280 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,240 Speaker 1: a break. We'll be back when more. Jonathan Johnathon More, 281 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:14,000 Speaker 1: my mama told me, how did all of this travel began? 282 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:21,639 Speaker 1: Living in America? Welcome back to my mom. So I 283 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,680 Speaker 1: forgot that Legson wasn't gonna talk. We are here talking 284 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,439 Speaker 1: about George Washington Carver and not the idea of it 285 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:31,280 Speaker 1: he's a fraud, but that they've minimized his place in 286 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,480 Speaker 1: the history books because it seems like of all the 287 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:38,600 Speaker 1: things he does, peanut butter is by far the least interesting. Yeah. 288 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,440 Speaker 1: I think he's done a lot of cool shit that 289 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:46,639 Speaker 1: that peanut butter is overshadowing. And furthermore, I think, based 290 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:51,399 Speaker 1: on Jonathan your suggestion, it seems as though this is 291 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:56,000 Speaker 1: not George Washington Carver, who like went out and was like, yeah, 292 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Speaker 1: I'm peanut Butter daddy. Now call me miss a peanut Butter. 293 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,960 Speaker 1: It was the white man who did that to him. 294 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,840 Speaker 1: I feel like, if anything, George was probably can I 295 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,640 Speaker 1: call him, I'll call him mister Carr. Yeah, mister Carr. 296 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 1: I think I think you better. Mister Carver probably like, hey, guys, 297 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,440 Speaker 1: you know, no, guys, actually that wasn't me. But he 298 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:19,240 Speaker 1: kept like people just kept saying like peanut butter. He 299 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,600 Speaker 1: was just like a fuck it I get like he didn't. 300 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 1: He didn't like that. It almost feels like a real 301 00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:28,160 Speaker 1: scientist would you like, yeah, no exactly. He was like, Yo, 302 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,040 Speaker 1: I could do, I could do. Look what I can 303 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,840 Speaker 1: do with these peanuts. Have a laboratory for peanut butter. 304 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,879 Speaker 1: I have a lab. You think I just smashed some nuts, right, 305 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,560 Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't work in the back of a 306 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:42,800 Speaker 1: fucking Delhi, you idiot. I got I got colleges name. 307 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:47,520 Speaker 1: Yeah you think they did that because of Jeff to 308 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:51,600 Speaker 1: Peter Pant No, yeah, I It does feel almost as 309 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,160 Speaker 1: at this point is if peanut butter was like a 310 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,560 Speaker 1: slur that they whipped out where he'd be like, hey, y'all, 311 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:01,000 Speaker 1: I invented a new serum made from the peanut oil 312 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,560 Speaker 1: that can do blah blah blah, and they're like, shut up, 313 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,040 Speaker 1: peanut butter. And then and then he had to just 314 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:08,840 Speaker 1: eat that. You know what I mean? Yeah, you fucking 315 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:13,520 Speaker 1: peanut butter. And then that was his whole personality to everybody. 316 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,040 Speaker 1: If if he ever was like at a conference, they 317 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,720 Speaker 1: probably he always would give them credits, so they were like, no, 318 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,800 Speaker 1: they don't care about yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what 319 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:27,679 Speaker 1: I'm Yeah, he's like Ted talks, man, wait first and 320 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,919 Speaker 1: foremost before we get too deep. So who was the originator? 321 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,480 Speaker 1: You said you found out who started it? Was like 322 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,320 Speaker 1: so like it was a peanut paste, I guess, and 323 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,480 Speaker 1: I want to say it was the aspects. I may 324 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:43,400 Speaker 1: be wrong, but oh it started on this continent, according 325 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:47,280 Speaker 1: to the National Peanut Board, which feels like the most 326 00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:50,240 Speaker 1: legitimate source I could get this from first of us 327 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:54,840 Speaker 1: on the Nutboard always, and I pray they don't vote 328 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:58,119 Speaker 1: him out this year. He's he's been doing good all 329 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:04,240 Speaker 1: the time. He's getting loose with the scholarship money. But 330 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,399 Speaker 1: according to the National Peanut Board, the first appearance of 331 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,160 Speaker 1: peanut butter can actually be traced back to the ancient 332 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:16,160 Speaker 1: Incas and the Aztecs, who ground roasted peanuts into a paste. 333 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:20,440 Speaker 1: So they did a paste originally, and then I guess 334 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:24,080 Speaker 1: it evolved, so I guess technically this continent, but not 335 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,200 Speaker 1: in a way that that Americans can be proud of, 336 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:30,880 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So then so they made 337 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,840 Speaker 1: that down there, but it didn't travel obviously, or it did, 338 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,159 Speaker 1: but it didn't travel in a way where anybody was 339 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:41,760 Speaker 1: like attempting to yeah, monetize it. They were just like, oh, 340 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,640 Speaker 1: this is a thing that regular people do, whatever the fuck, 341 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:48,399 Speaker 1: and then out of nowhere this dude, and it's you know, 342 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:52,160 Speaker 1: a long time in between, but this dude in eighteen 343 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:57,880 Speaker 1: eighty four, Marcellus Gilmour Edson whiter than you think of Canada. 344 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:03,840 Speaker 1: You know, Marcellis feels like it could be uh yeah, 345 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:10,320 Speaker 1: fair enough trumpet. Uh. He patented this peanut paste and 346 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:14,840 Speaker 1: then finished uh oh, the finished product by milling roasts 347 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:20,080 Speaker 1: roasted peanuts between two heated surfaces. Okay, that sounds like 348 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,040 Speaker 1: a lot of work. And then what so what did 349 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,320 Speaker 1: Carver do exactly? So, Carver, I guess, never really fucked 350 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,240 Speaker 1: with peanut butter like that. He just was doing other 351 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:36,119 Speaker 1: stuff with peanuts. And then we attributed this invention to him. Again, 352 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,040 Speaker 1: I think as a weapon more than as the the 353 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,520 Speaker 1: gift of what he actually did. And I do take issue. 354 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,960 Speaker 1: I think this is where I start to have issues 355 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,200 Speaker 1: with some of the uh, the white lens of all 356 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:52,120 Speaker 1: of this shit is that they give. Basically, they these 357 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,480 Speaker 1: articles are like, did you know, Mark, uh, George Washington, 358 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:01,359 Speaker 1: Carver didn't actually invent peanut butter. The real inventor was 359 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:06,960 Speaker 1: Marcellus Gilmore Edison in eighteen eighty four because he patented it. 360 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 1: And it's like, that's not no, that ain't it. He 361 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,840 Speaker 1: didn't fight it. Yeah, that's not. You think the first 362 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,040 Speaker 1: person who got to the pattent office was the first 363 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,879 Speaker 1: one to do it. Yeah, get the fuck out. Spend 364 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,560 Speaker 1: a whole day talking about everything black people invented that 365 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,880 Speaker 1: they didn't patent. Yeah, I honestly, they say al Gore 366 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,520 Speaker 1: invented the Internet. I think it was a Mexican dude 367 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,040 Speaker 1: stealing cable that crossed the wrong wires. And now the 368 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,400 Speaker 1: whole neighborhood had porn Hub, you know what I mean? Like, 369 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,160 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't even think a very interesting view 370 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:41,359 Speaker 1: of how the Internet works, like your first like my 371 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,800 Speaker 1: first time in the Internet, the first time, I think. 372 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,240 Speaker 1: But if you press two audi courts together at the 373 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,360 Speaker 1: right angle, you get porn Hub. That's oh man, I 374 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,800 Speaker 1: was looking at Geocity. Yeah, I'm pretty sure my first 375 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,280 Speaker 1: Internet website was like cash Money Millionaires dot com or 376 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,680 Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah. No, I wasn't on port Hope. 377 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,720 Speaker 1: You know. I'm just like, yeah, I'm a regular guy 378 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:15,240 Speaker 1: like everybody else. But so so they give credit to 379 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,840 Speaker 1: March Settler's for this thing and then but he battened 380 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,560 Speaker 1: it but then didn't move into production or anything like that. Well, 381 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,280 Speaker 1: I guess he was selling it in a way that 382 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:29,320 Speaker 1: like it was probably more localized at that point. Yeah, 383 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 1: he wasn't necessarily like big timing it. But then in 384 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:36,520 Speaker 1: eighteen ninety five, doctor John Harvey Kellogg, the creator of 385 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,200 Speaker 1: Kellogg Cereal. Oh, I know a lot about this guy. Actually. Okay, 386 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 1: hell yeah, tell me what you know. Let's start there. Oh, 387 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,720 Speaker 1: him and his brother, it was a whole feud. So 388 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,680 Speaker 1: he was a very well known in Massachusetts, right is 389 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,560 Speaker 1: where he's from. It's like a very well biggest they 390 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:57,399 Speaker 1: all mission. Yeah, because one of the Yeah, you just 391 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,159 Speaker 1: said you know a lot about this guys. No, no, 392 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,440 Speaker 1: I'm just standing. He had no he had a retreat 393 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,560 Speaker 1: where he had invented breakfast cereal as like a health treatment, 394 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000 Speaker 1: and his brother was a lot more ambitious and was like, 395 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,200 Speaker 1: we should go to market with this, and he didn't 396 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,320 Speaker 1: want to. He just wanted to keep it as a 397 00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:20,760 Speaker 1: health food for his patience. At someone happened it was 398 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,680 Speaker 1: like granola, right, Yeah, I think it was. My understanding 399 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,520 Speaker 1: is it was completely unsweetened before that. It was just 400 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,560 Speaker 1: like at the time, breakfast wasn't even a real thing, 401 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,080 Speaker 1: or at least it was like you ate a steak 402 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:41,400 Speaker 1: in like three cigarettes at breakfast time, and instead he's like, hey, y'all, 403 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,040 Speaker 1: I think you could feel sustenance from like a small 404 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:49,200 Speaker 1: amount of grain instead of fucking But it was supposed 405 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,200 Speaker 1: to be a health food. It wasn't even supposed to be. 406 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,240 Speaker 1: But his little brother was the one. He got the ambition, 407 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,119 Speaker 1: and then he I was doing I was doing a 408 00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,960 Speaker 1: little bit more independent research on this guy. Okay, I'm 409 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,520 Speaker 1: trying to see a theme. Yeah, no, this is my fucker. 410 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,920 Speaker 1: Like I'm trying to get a grant out here. I'm 411 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,879 Speaker 1: trying to get trying. I'm trying to get my research. 412 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:13,600 Speaker 1: He's trying to take down our kings. No, kell man, 413 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,720 Speaker 1: I was I read that again Internet, So who knows? 414 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,080 Speaker 1: I read that he created the cereal to help people 415 00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:25,440 Speaker 1: stop masturbating. I didn't. I don't know about that. That's 416 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:32,840 Speaker 1: that's what I read. Let me create some boring as cereal. 417 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,439 Speaker 1: He's like, you can't beat off if you're eating shredded wheats. 418 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:46,480 Speaker 1: I will say that it's interesting that you're talking about 419 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,320 Speaker 1: him creating this healthful because he created peanut butter from 420 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,399 Speaker 1: raw peanuts. At least he was the first person to 421 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:57,399 Speaker 1: patent creating peanut butter from raw peanuts, and he marketed 422 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,879 Speaker 1: that as a healthy protein substitute for patients without teeth. 423 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,960 Speaker 1: So it sounds like his big ship was like health 424 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:09,240 Speaker 1: foods of that era, and he, just like you said 425 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,560 Speaker 1: his brother was, was like, man, put some moffucking sugar 426 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,119 Speaker 1: in that ship and let's go crazy. Because I think Post, 427 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,200 Speaker 1: I think the grape nuts guy was the first person 428 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:21,639 Speaker 1: to take cereal to market with sugar in it, and 429 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 1: then Caloggs came a little bit later with their corn 430 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 1: flakes if I remember it. Damn, that's crazy because they're 431 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,639 Speaker 1: both in the same town. Rights, Yeah, I think he was. 432 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,520 Speaker 1: I think I think it was just well, I think 433 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,800 Speaker 1: it was the Post guy he had worked because the 434 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,479 Speaker 1: doctor Kellogg, not his brother, but the doctor was like 435 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:45,119 Speaker 1: very well known and well renowned, and I think it 436 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:50,160 Speaker 1: was that Kellogg worked at his retreat or whatever. Oh oh, 437 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,960 Speaker 1: you mean, Posts posted something like that. There's a show 438 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,920 Speaker 1: called The Food That Built America. If you got smoke weed, 439 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,240 Speaker 1: I suggest you watch it, buddy. I'm high right now, 440 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:07,520 Speaker 1: and I plan to that's hounds. It's amazing. Well, okay. 441 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:11,520 Speaker 1: Then additionally they give credit to this dude, doctor Ambrose 442 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:16,520 Speaker 1: Strobe in nineteen oh three of Saint Louis, because he 443 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:21,000 Speaker 1: patented a peanut butter making machine. This dude basically found 444 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,880 Speaker 1: a machine to make peanut butter. Yeah, these motherfucker's been 445 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,520 Speaker 1: mashing by hand. Who put the who put the jelly 446 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,280 Speaker 1: to it? Though? That feels like a thing Black people. 447 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:35,399 Speaker 1: That motherfucker went crazy. That feels like that feels like 448 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,120 Speaker 1: that could have been an an. That motherfucker went goddamn 449 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:44,240 Speaker 1: nuts that day. All just swow that shit is. Man, 450 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,160 Speaker 1: Remember when that came out and you had to wrap 451 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,240 Speaker 1: your head around that. You're like, how did they get it? 452 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:55,880 Speaker 1: In the Do you know? Now? Does anybody know for sure? No, 453 00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:00,000 Speaker 1: not at all. That's the secret pray They never tellt us. 454 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,479 Speaker 1: That's a that's a that's proprietary. I think I locked up. 455 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,360 Speaker 1: This reminds me of the like remember that magic show 456 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,240 Speaker 1: that was on like Fox, where like that magician would 457 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:14,520 Speaker 1: reveal how magicians. It's like, hey, man, that's fuck shit. 458 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 1: Don't do that, Like let them have their little secret. 459 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,760 Speaker 1: I want to swirl people to have their secret die 460 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,200 Speaker 1: with that. I'm still trying to figure out how they 461 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:28,960 Speaker 1: make those encrustables. Oh, some kind of deep, deep old magic. Yeah, 462 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,560 Speaker 1: you get five boys with ancient powers that they pressed 463 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:41,080 Speaker 1: their hands to it. I mean they're just up. Sure, 464 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,880 Speaker 1: they're abused, but we get on crustables. You're reading an 465 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:51,640 Speaker 1: uncrustable fresh out of the freezer. It's just as good. Yeah, 466 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:56,280 Speaker 1: was listening to you just said whose voice is that? 467 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,520 Speaker 1: That wasn't Yeah, that was a regular SI min is 468 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,920 Speaker 1: somet guy. I was about to say that didn't sound 469 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,640 Speaker 1: like the Sirie. I know. I don't really use Sirie though, 470 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,640 Speaker 1: so that's why I'm surprised at it. That's the conspiracy 471 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,160 Speaker 1: Theory podcast. I ain't don never use it. And all 472 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,160 Speaker 1: of a sudden he was like, I couldn't find fresh 473 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:17,720 Speaker 1: out of the freezer. M He's like, uh, never mind, 474 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,600 Speaker 1: I was just listening. Oh no, he's like, oh I 475 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:26,800 Speaker 1: was supposed to do that. No, you eat, you eat 476 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,240 Speaker 1: uncrustable fresh out of fresh out of freezing. Yeah, they go, 477 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:33,520 Speaker 1: they're pretty much good to go. Really. Yeah. Yeah, this 478 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,520 Speaker 1: is this is my fat ship. When I I pull 479 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:41,720 Speaker 1: it out and I like put it underneath my thigh 480 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,560 Speaker 1: and just unthaw it. You know, I don't want to 481 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,360 Speaker 1: wait an hour for my own. Just how long does 482 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,960 Speaker 1: it take unto your thigh? I don't know, like a 483 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:55,360 Speaker 1: good three minutes. So you're just chilling, you smoking, you're 484 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,160 Speaker 1: watching you know who's that made America? You just look 485 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,000 Speaker 1: at uncrustable in between your thighs and like, it gets real, 486 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,160 Speaker 1: it gets real nice. I can't swer, I can't suggest 487 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:07,320 Speaker 1: that show enough. You get a little higher, you go 488 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,239 Speaker 1: and what was my THI? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, if 489 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,120 Speaker 1: you had a little cramp in yo yo hamstring, you 490 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,680 Speaker 1: just think an uncrustable underneath it. They really do a 491 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,440 Speaker 1: little nice that's a little treatment and you get a 492 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,200 Speaker 1: trump muti purpose tool. That's how I use my incrustables. 493 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,320 Speaker 1: And I think that's what doctor Kellog would appreciate that. Yeah, yeah, 494 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,880 Speaker 1: here's all about health. It's nice to hear how the 495 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,920 Speaker 1: other the other side of America lives. I like this. 496 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,360 Speaker 1: Are those are two sides of America? I think so, 497 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:41,120 Speaker 1: I think I think that's still difference. I think I 498 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,760 Speaker 1: think some of us use microwaves and some of us 499 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:50,040 Speaker 1: are willing to body. Oh you mean the poor I'm 500 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:56,000 Speaker 1: not judging you. I'm not making this a poverty line situation. Guys, 501 00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. Does this Does this podcast also go visual? Yeah? 502 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,120 Speaker 1: We do. You can see you can tell the monit 503 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,320 Speaker 1: like the financial level that you guys are doing fine. 504 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,520 Speaker 1: And in a second ago, y'all can still see that 505 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,760 Speaker 1: I'm in my bedroom. I got that was that was 506 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,880 Speaker 1: twenty dollars. It's they don't real artists make paintings. Have 507 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,040 Speaker 1: set it off, But you just said that I was 508 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:24,320 Speaker 1: making an assumption. This candle, This candle's almost out. This 509 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:28,160 Speaker 1: is am my man's man. Don't heard about me. My 510 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,960 Speaker 1: man's burning a candle in the daytime. Look at him, 511 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:37,080 Speaker 1: fat cat street. I needed a healing that uh that 512 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,360 Speaker 1: can't be helped. I got. I got a vision board 513 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:54,920 Speaker 1: that only got posted. So you should envision a candle. Yeah, 514 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,560 Speaker 1: I will say, and Olivia Olivia prompted this. But if 515 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,760 Speaker 1: any of the folks that the the Uncrustables Company or 516 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,360 Speaker 1: Kelloggs want to send us free shit for all this 517 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:08,200 Speaker 1: wonderful advertising we're doing, we'll take it. Well, well, we'll 518 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:15,520 Speaker 1: body heat your your foods any day. Yeah first kellogg Second, Yeah, 519 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:20,880 Speaker 1: you know, we heating some cereal yeah, that would kind 520 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,760 Speaker 1: of be pointless. Actually, there's also a dude named this chemist, 521 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:31,480 Speaker 1: Joseph rose Rosie Field rose Field, who invented a process 522 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,800 Speaker 1: for making smooth peanut butter that kept the oil from 523 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:39,800 Speaker 1: separating by using partially hydrienated oil, and in nineteen twenty 524 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:44,240 Speaker 1: eight he licensed this invention to a company that created 525 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:48,120 Speaker 1: Peanut Peter Peter Pan peanut butter, and then in nineteen 526 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,800 Speaker 1: thirty two they began producing or he began producing his 527 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,720 Speaker 1: own peanut butter under the name Skippy. So that's the 528 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,720 Speaker 1: dude that invented Skippy. Oh okay, okay, right, yeah, that 529 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,040 Speaker 1: is because you never get that peanut butter with the 530 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,680 Speaker 1: oil in it. That shit is try. I don't like 531 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,800 Speaker 1: that peanut butter. Yeah, yeah, but it isn't that supposed 532 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,839 Speaker 1: to be better? I'm sure, I'm sure. Well, yeah, it's 533 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,880 Speaker 1: just less sweetened and it's like organic and shit, and 534 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,680 Speaker 1: like it's meant to be like a real protein source 535 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:22,480 Speaker 1: and not just but like you but you ever go 536 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,319 Speaker 1: to Trader Joe's get almond, it's pretty good. Yeah, Like 537 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 1: I've heard good things about cookie butter too, which it's 538 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,440 Speaker 1: not in a similar vein Now that that feels like 539 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:37,880 Speaker 1: that's that doesn't feel like it should be allowed to 540 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,319 Speaker 1: rub cookie on top of a bread and do that. 541 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,799 Speaker 1: I don't think you're how do you eat it? How 542 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,640 Speaker 1: do you eat it? Though? Y'all talking about butters I've 543 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,680 Speaker 1: never heard of. I think cookie butter you eat with tears, 544 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:55,040 Speaker 1: ain't your eyes? You eat knowing that you're probably not 545 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:59,279 Speaker 1: gonna get the kids back. Yeah, it's like that's that 546 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:03,839 Speaker 1: was y'all special thing? Was that cookie butter? It's here, 547 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,960 Speaker 1: but they're not coming back, so you gotta finish it 548 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,160 Speaker 1: and you're you're missing like crazy. But the god damn 549 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,279 Speaker 1: it is that cookie butter? Good? Yeah, you're living in 550 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:16,880 Speaker 1: this apartment, listen to people fucking mixtor Man, now I 551 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,680 Speaker 1: want to go get some cookie. But that's really what 552 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:23,200 Speaker 1: you do? I think, No, No, it's delicious. I think 553 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,880 Speaker 1: I think that's like opening up a little bit of 554 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,120 Speaker 1: a web, you know what I mean. That's really like 555 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,960 Speaker 1: once you go down the butter path, you don't you're 556 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,160 Speaker 1: gonna You're gonna have a good trip, but man, are 557 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:37,440 Speaker 1: you gonna feel sad afterwards? Yeah? You never heard somebody 558 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,200 Speaker 1: be like I found this new butter and then every 559 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:44,840 Speaker 1: started thing started going better. Yeah, stick to the lakes 560 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:49,280 Speaker 1: and the butters that you're used to, you know, Orlando 561 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:53,279 Speaker 1: Lakes and the the spreads that you're used to. Did 562 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:57,759 Speaker 1: you guys ever fuck with margarine when you were coming up? Uh? Not. 563 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,200 Speaker 1: I didn't choose, so it was whatever was being served 564 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,920 Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, I didn't know. I think we just 565 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,640 Speaker 1: had butter, but like my white friends had Margarine. I 566 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,319 Speaker 1: didn't know it was I didn't know there was a 567 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:11,839 Speaker 1: difference until recently. Yeah, Marjarine is oil only. I think 568 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,400 Speaker 1: butters of like the cow the lipids and the fats 569 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,640 Speaker 1: and stuff like, Yeah, what do you use now? Now 570 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,400 Speaker 1: that you know this informational one, have you done with it? 571 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:23,239 Speaker 1: I still got butter? Yeah, I use i'm a i'm a. 572 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,879 Speaker 1: We use that Irish butter over here. Yeah, it feels rich, right. 573 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,040 Speaker 1: I think this is what's fucked up. I really think 574 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:37,880 Speaker 1: it's because they wrap it in gold foil. That gold 575 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,800 Speaker 1: League's Like as soon as I saw that, I was like, 576 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,680 Speaker 1: let me give this because I use Irish butter. I 577 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,120 Speaker 1: have no idea why no one ever told me it 578 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:53,759 Speaker 1: was better. Nope, but cold foil. Yeah, that's how they 579 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,640 Speaker 1: that's what they do. Man, they just golden green. You'll 580 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,640 Speaker 1: get me. I'm dumb enough to believe that landa Lakes 581 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,000 Speaker 1: was Native American Butter for much longer than I I 582 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,160 Speaker 1: should be willing to admit. Don't they still have the 583 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:12,319 Speaker 1: Native American later? That's about time for that to stop, doesn't. 584 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:16,000 Speaker 1: You can't take down big Butter. Come on, Who's who 585 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,399 Speaker 1: You're gonna take down Land of Lakes? Good luck? I'm 586 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,480 Speaker 1: not trying like me personally, I think it seems like 587 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,680 Speaker 1: you're the best champion, uh that anybody could have. You 588 00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:29,000 Speaker 1: took down George Washington Carver today. Bro, Listen, I'm not 589 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,319 Speaker 1: trying to take down George Washington. No. I do have 590 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:35,600 Speaker 1: questions for the Carver Foundation. I know this information and 591 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,880 Speaker 1: just sat on it. Yeah. Why Yeah? Why is no 592 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,799 Speaker 1: one This is a good point though. Why is no 593 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,279 Speaker 1: one pushed this narrative forward? It he didn't? Nobody was like, 594 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,400 Speaker 1: hey he did other I bro, I've been to Tuskegee 595 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,319 Speaker 1: and you can like two ur like Booker t Washington's 596 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,400 Speaker 1: house and like Carver's lab and all that shit. Nobody 597 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,000 Speaker 1: in there was like, oh, he also did good ship 598 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,080 Speaker 1: as far as I remember to be like, he actually 599 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,960 Speaker 1: did some other stuff. No, as far as I remember, 600 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Speaker 1: they were like, you're in peanut butter grounds, you know. 601 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,319 Speaker 1: They just come out with jars on each finger, being 602 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:13,320 Speaker 1: like my daddy made this, and it's like, hey, you 603 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,920 Speaker 1: you acting up, baby girl. You know you know the truth. 604 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:21,200 Speaker 1: I wonder if, at any point though, because maybe because 605 00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:25,799 Speaker 1: the narrative stuck that George Washington Carver invented that that 606 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:33,239 Speaker 1: big peanut Butter is breaking them off something, I would yeah, 607 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,840 Speaker 1: and I'd be okay with that. I'll be okay knowing 608 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,640 Speaker 1: that I like that too. I would Yeah. I think 609 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,360 Speaker 1: one hundred percent that family is getting hush money to 610 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:46,319 Speaker 1: maintain the the image of George Washington Carver as the 611 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,399 Speaker 1: peanut butter inventor. But one hundred percent I also believe 612 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,560 Speaker 1: that that hush money is not worth the amount of 613 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:57,799 Speaker 1: like uh of damage that they've actually done with that ship, 614 00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,800 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, I think they're much 615 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,799 Speaker 1: It's like Columbus discovering America. Nobody gives a shit. I'm 616 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,279 Speaker 1: still going to the parade. I'm taking the day off. 617 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,719 Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, I know, I know 618 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,759 Speaker 1: he didn't I know. He is a bad guy, bad 619 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,520 Speaker 1: bad bad guy. I know, I know, I don't give 620 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:20,120 Speaker 1: a fuck. Yeah, exactly, goddamn parade. What do you want 621 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,040 Speaker 1: me to stay in the house. I'm gonna go get 622 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:27,520 Speaker 1: into lote and I'm gonna watch the I This is 623 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:31,360 Speaker 1: also worth noting that, uh that I knew, I guess 624 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,280 Speaker 1: through not research but just talking to motherfucker's but George 625 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:40,359 Speaker 1: Washington Carver, his birthdate is sort of like unknown. It's 626 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,600 Speaker 1: not like he doesn't. It's very sort of hard to 627 00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:46,320 Speaker 1: nail down his birthday, and in part because he uh 628 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,799 Speaker 1: is a person born into slavery, right, he started off 629 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,359 Speaker 1: as a slave, and in fact, he spoke with this 630 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,960 Speaker 1: very very high pitched voice, which a lot of people 631 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,279 Speaker 1: suggest is because he was cash grated as a boy 632 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,920 Speaker 1: that like he his voice was super high pitched. And 633 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,280 Speaker 1: it's believed because as a child he was castrated before 634 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,880 Speaker 1: he got his freedom by his slave owner. Did he 635 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,440 Speaker 1: not have a family, I don't think he did. Yeah. 636 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,040 Speaker 1: I think he was like a loan and shit, which 637 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:23,000 Speaker 1: is why he had time. Yeah, I guess so so yeah, 638 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:32,279 Speaker 1: maybe maybe it's that he did nick nick un Uh, Yeah, 639 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,439 Speaker 1: I believe that that would be what that is. Yeah, 640 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,279 Speaker 1: I mean I guess if you don't have a dick. 641 00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:41,200 Speaker 1: I think he has a I think they leave the dicky. Yeah, 642 00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,840 Speaker 1: they just take the balls from you. Yeah yeah, but 643 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,839 Speaker 1: you got a lot of time on your hands, so yeah, 644 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,319 Speaker 1: that explains. Come on, man, you get real focused when 645 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:58,279 Speaker 1: you ain't got balls. You really you read every word 646 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,839 Speaker 1: when you ain't got balls. I don't know if I'm 647 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,719 Speaker 1: gonna be out here saying George Washington Carver didn't have nuts, 648 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,239 Speaker 1: especially from what he's done for the nut community. I 649 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,000 Speaker 1: don't like this narrative. Look, man, I'm just telling you 650 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,480 Speaker 1: what may or may not be one hundred percent true. 651 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,759 Speaker 1: I will also say, if this makes you feel better. 652 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,160 Speaker 1: There are others who argue that it wasn't in fact 653 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,400 Speaker 1: that his balls have been cut off, but instead that 654 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:29,120 Speaker 1: he had diphtheria. Diphtheria, yeah then, which is a childhood 655 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,240 Speaker 1: disease that apps like affects you your lungs and throat 656 00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,320 Speaker 1: and apparently like if you don't get it taken care of, 657 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,320 Speaker 1: which now we have like very simple vaccines for, but 658 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,320 Speaker 1: if you don't get it taken care of, could have 659 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:47,319 Speaker 1: very lasting effects on your on your vocal cords and shit. Yeah, yeah, 660 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,040 Speaker 1: of course that's it. You came in with my man 661 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,480 Speaker 1: had no nuts heavy. I'm saying that. I'm saying that 662 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:56,560 Speaker 1: that is a pretty widely known how wid about him? 663 00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,560 Speaker 1: Look up George Washington Carver cash straight. I bet you 664 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,480 Speaker 1: there's a number one Google search youna, give me on 665 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,919 Speaker 1: a list, Hold on, yeah, just go ahead and type 666 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,439 Speaker 1: that out until Google, being jeeves give it a try. 667 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,480 Speaker 1: You'll you'll find some information about old George when he's 668 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,920 Speaker 1: looking this up, like do you know, like, did you 669 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,720 Speaker 1: look up a list of all the stuff he invented 670 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:25,239 Speaker 1: as well? It's three hundred items long. So no, I 671 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,200 Speaker 1: did not look up the specifics he invented, because I 672 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,560 Speaker 1: was wondering, like if anything he invented was for his 673 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:35,040 Speaker 1: those potentially, Oh if he was like, hey, you could 674 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,879 Speaker 1: put a little piannut right in the middle and looked 675 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,800 Speaker 1: like two balls, did you put it to the side, 676 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:48,520 Speaker 1: two little balls? This is also the shape of infinity, 677 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:53,920 Speaker 1: so that means I got infinity balls. But for the record, 678 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,600 Speaker 1: for the record, I'm not going I think George Washington 679 00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:04,480 Speaker 1: Carver had big old, big black, big old organic neop 680 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,799 Speaker 1: couple of a couple because you need to respect him. 681 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:13,520 Speaker 1: A couple of door doctors down the well. I hope 682 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,640 Speaker 1: you're right. I hope he died here with a thick 683 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,279 Speaker 1: old pair of testicles. But either way, it seems like 684 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,439 Speaker 1: at its core, what this tells us is that there's 685 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,640 Speaker 1: a lot we don't know about this figure that they've 686 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,839 Speaker 1: shoved in our face, and a lot of it would 687 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,960 Speaker 1: be much more useful than knowing that he may or 688 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,440 Speaker 1: may not have invented peanut butter. Maybe peanut butters shouldn't 689 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,600 Speaker 1: be the priority in telling us the histories of our 690 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:42,359 Speaker 1: brilliant scientists and leaders. That's what I feel. I feel 691 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,680 Speaker 1: a sign right them. Yeah, I want to know more. 692 00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,000 Speaker 1: I really wanted. I mean three hundred, I know some 693 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:50,920 Speaker 1: of them, three hundreds a lot because out of three hundred, 694 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,920 Speaker 1: how many of those are still practical users today? I 695 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:59,600 Speaker 1: gotta some more than we think three hundreds. That's crazy. 696 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,839 Speaker 1: This nigga didn't miss, you know what I mean? At 697 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,000 Speaker 1: least at least one of them. At least one of 698 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,640 Speaker 1: them could be the reason why kids with peanutalogies are dying, 699 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:14,799 Speaker 1: Like White Kid is one of them. The reasons are, Yeah, 700 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:19,359 Speaker 1: maybe that he had like this nefarious scheme. Yeah, because 701 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,400 Speaker 1: that's all like military applications. That's what it is. This 702 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:27,520 Speaker 1: was a military application and this is dumb. As I'm 703 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,120 Speaker 1: thinking about it, I shouldn't say this out loud, but 704 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,239 Speaker 1: you know how like we get all these things because 705 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,840 Speaker 1: they're trying to make weapons. The next thing, you know, 706 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,560 Speaker 1: we have like something that saves live Yeah yeah yeah 707 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:45,759 Speaker 1: wi fi yeah right yeah yeah I love it. No no, no, no, 708 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:54,200 Speaker 1: no no yeah, boy knew one thing he helped head. No, 709 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,120 Speaker 1: but I'm wondering, like, yeah, what was he really trying 710 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,400 Speaker 1: to do? And then we got three hundred Like, but 711 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,200 Speaker 1: what was the one thing he was really going right, 712 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,080 Speaker 1: Like he was like trying to find filaments for a 713 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,560 Speaker 1: light bulb or something like that, Like right, yeah, he 714 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,640 Speaker 1: was trying to make like a pea bomb. Like this 715 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,640 Speaker 1: was surely like I'm gonna blow y'all ship up. I'm 716 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:16,279 Speaker 1: gonna kill you white devils. And then got yeah, they 717 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,080 Speaker 1: took his nuts and he was gonna take their fucking 718 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:26,560 Speaker 1: families my nuts. You thought you you thought I was 719 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,160 Speaker 1: down and out. I only rebuilt my life stronger, dedicated 720 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,680 Speaker 1: to nuts. He's just throwing little peanuts through windows and 721 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:39,680 Speaker 1: it's blowing up houses. Did you just make George Washington 722 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:44,280 Speaker 1: Carver and mister f Ever. This motherfucker it was planning 723 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:49,280 Speaker 1: to be a terrorist and got stuck in a basic medications. 724 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,759 Speaker 1: He was like, I'm gonna kill you motherfucker's as soon 725 00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:01,440 Speaker 1: as I figure out this Peanuts. Well, Jonathan, I think 726 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:06,440 Speaker 1: we did it. I think we we copiracy. I do 727 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,719 Speaker 1: want to apologize. I feel like a blown up your 728 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,959 Speaker 1: life a little bit. You threw me for a loop. 729 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,959 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, but I do think uh, through 730 00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:18,000 Speaker 1: your your help and David's help, I think we are. 731 00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,600 Speaker 1: I'm on the other side, and I agree that maybe 732 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:24,160 Speaker 1: my boy didn't get the credit he deserved and got 733 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:27,600 Speaker 1: some credit that maybe he didn't. I don't give a fuck. 734 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:33,799 Speaker 1: Who say what? Blood Oh creep, Jonathan. Could you tell 735 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,600 Speaker 1: the people where they can find you and what cool 736 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:39,600 Speaker 1: shit you have going on? They can find me on Instagram, 737 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,960 Speaker 1: uh and twitter at. Jay Giles writes w R I 738 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:46,520 Speaker 1: T E. S. And that's about. That's about a lot 739 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:50,160 Speaker 1: got going on, right Hell yeah, um, I'm about about 740 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,920 Speaker 1: to go do some research on this Kellogg dude. Yeah, yeah, 741 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,080 Speaker 1: see what we can do about him? Yeah, research watch 742 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:59,560 Speaker 1: that shows No, that's exactly what I'm gonna go watch 743 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,960 Speaker 1: this show that Hulu. It's on Hulu. Oh yeah, I 744 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,399 Speaker 1: gotta go check out Wine and Space too. I'll check 745 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:10,080 Speaker 1: it out after I finished Milf Manners, so welcome through that. 746 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,560 Speaker 1: No I can tell because I hadn't got the texts 747 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,960 Speaker 1: about the last episode. I just finished it. It's going bad. Yeah, 748 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,640 Speaker 1: real Manner. We we're big. We're big fans of Milf 749 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,800 Speaker 1: Manner over here, and that I wouldn't even other products. True, 750 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:29,120 Speaker 1: I don't know if fans we consume it. We consume it. 751 00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:33,360 Speaker 1: We're massive consumers of Milf Manner over here. Yeah, fans 752 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,479 Speaker 1: might be generous, but we will if they send us merch, 753 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:41,920 Speaker 1: we will one h wear Milfmanner merch. Yeah, I'd wear 754 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:45,160 Speaker 1: a T shirt. I'd wear a thick polo if that's 755 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:49,440 Speaker 1: something that that y'all seem like, y'all don't know, ye 756 00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:56,880 Speaker 1: we're doing it. But but yes, Milf Manner is a 757 00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,360 Speaker 1: very real thing. It's it's a show about mothers and 758 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:05,239 Speaker 1: sons who are locked in a house uh and are 759 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:09,160 Speaker 1: forced to date each other on an island. So your 760 00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:12,320 Speaker 1: mom is there, and then there's nine other moms and 761 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,200 Speaker 1: all their sons are there, and then all their sons 762 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,880 Speaker 1: are there too, and then you try to fuck a 763 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,320 Speaker 1: different mom in front of your mom and not necessarily 764 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:26,759 Speaker 1: you and your mom are sharing a room. Yeah, and 765 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,640 Speaker 1: and and you're a right, and you're way too comfortable 766 00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:33,040 Speaker 1: with it, do you know what I mean? Like everybody's 767 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:38,600 Speaker 1: just way too comfy with what's happening. What is this? Yeah? Yeah, 768 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,960 Speaker 1: it's Discovery Plus is this streamer that you're gonna need? 769 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,840 Speaker 1: And I thought i'd get a seven day trial and 770 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,520 Speaker 1: be free of this, And buddy, I'm not so here 771 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,160 Speaker 1: we are you know what I mean? I'm investment. Yeah, 772 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,520 Speaker 1: but boy, can you tell the people where they can 773 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,400 Speaker 1: find you? And what cool shit you have going on? 774 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,760 Speaker 1: Cool guy jokes City seven on Instagram. Graham This weekend, 775 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,200 Speaker 1: come see me at the Dallas Comedy Club April thirtieth 776 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,080 Speaker 1: through or March thirtieth through April second. The next weekend, 777 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:13,560 Speaker 1: I will be at the Before You Die Festival in Anchorage, Alaska, 778 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,480 Speaker 1: And then I got some other dates coming up soon. 779 00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:19,120 Speaker 1: But you know, DC watch Out, tell you a DC 780 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,680 Speaker 1: watch the fuck out? Uh? And as always, you can 781 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,440 Speaker 1: club and then I'll go to Recessions for karaoke. Right 782 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,239 Speaker 1: after I thought you were talking about just some dude 783 00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:34,920 Speaker 1: named VCA DC young Fly. Your time is short. No no, no, 784 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:40,319 Speaker 1: you said that got me. I love BMF, I love 785 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,040 Speaker 1: you and BMF as always, you can follow me at 786 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:48,000 Speaker 1: Lenkston Kerman on Instagram and uh and if you want 787 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,560 Speaker 1: to see me live, I'll be at the mic Drop 788 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:54,040 Speaker 1: in San Diego on April fifteenth, and then April twenty 789 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,520 Speaker 1: eighth and twenty ninth, I'll be be in Bloomington, Indiana 790 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,600 Speaker 1: at the Comedy Attict. I would love for y'all to 791 00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,720 Speaker 1: come out to see my my bullshit. And as always, 792 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,240 Speaker 1: if you want to send us your own conspiracy theories, 793 00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:08,160 Speaker 1: your own drops. If you want to accuse other great 794 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:12,239 Speaker 1: black people of not doing what they supposedly did, that 795 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,160 Speaker 1: theories or not having nuts. If you want to tell 796 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,960 Speaker 1: us that Jamie Fox ain't got no nuts, We're listening 797 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,239 Speaker 1: and send that to my mama pot at gmail dot com. 798 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,560 Speaker 1: We'd love to hear from you. Wait. Wait, also go 799 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,800 Speaker 1: to our YouTube page. Oh fuck yeah, subscribe to that 800 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:30,280 Speaker 1: because in two thousand, something's gonna happen. I kind of forgot. 801 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:35,359 Speaker 1: I don't know. We're gonna have an extra extravagance at 802 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:39,840 Speaker 1: two thousand subscribers, uh the YouTube page. Please follow it. Okay, 803 00:50:40,040 --> 00:51:00,719 Speaker 1: I think we're officially ready. That's it. Bye, bitch. Okawala 804 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:08,320 Speaker 1: Bears are racist. The Ostal Layer for posting money R. 805 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:12,480 Speaker 1: She's in many Turkey stuff. I can't tell me that