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Speaker 1: this is Colby SAZERAQ. I was looking for Ben. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is him. Hey Ben, how are you? I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from Break a Date? Have you ever heard of us? Um? No, No,

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Speaker 1: I haven't. Okay, Well, how about I tell you what

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Speaker 1: we are. Your girlfriend, Celia wanted me to have a

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Speaker 1: conversation with you because she wants to break up with you. Celi.

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Speaker 1: You why Celia wants to break up with me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: With you? Like what? Huh? I don't know. Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: explain it. So we have a service called break a

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Speaker 1: Date where people pay us to break up with people

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Speaker 1: so they don't have to have the rough conversation. So

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Speaker 1: Celia paid us to give you a call and break

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Speaker 1: up with you. So sorry to break the news. But

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Speaker 1: you've just been broken up with by Break a Date.

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Speaker 1: So you're just she you're saying, she just broke up

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Speaker 1: with me. Yes, I am, I'm saying she broke up

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Speaker 1: with you and she didn't want to do it herself,

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Speaker 1: so she hired somebody else to do it. Huh. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I mean that sucks, but I guess that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: I get it. It makes sense to you. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean we've been fighting and stuff, so I mean

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Speaker 1: it does make sense. I guess you don't sound terribly

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Speaker 1: shocked by the news. Probably was a long time coming,

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Speaker 1: I guess makes sense. Okay, do you have any interest

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Speaker 1: in hearing why she wanted to break up with you?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I bet you I could tell you. I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to. It's kind of my job.

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Speaker 1: It's what she's paying me for. So I feel like

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be Yeah, okay, I wouldn't be giving her

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Speaker 1: her money's worth if I didn't tell you. She she

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Speaker 1: told us that you were a lazy, unmotivated, You play

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Speaker 1: too many video games, and you smoke way more pot

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Speaker 1: than anybody should be smoking. Sorry if that hurts, No, No,

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Speaker 1: I respect it. She's right, but in a lot of senses.

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Speaker 1: So okay, I mean I'm actually kind of stoned right now.

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Speaker 1: Tell you the truth? Oh, you are a little bit. Well,

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Speaker 1: it probably makes the break up news a little easier

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Speaker 1: then definitely takes a stay off. I guess yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: well I'll have to remind myself of that next time

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Speaker 1: somebody breaks up with me. Okay, well whatever, I guess.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys break up with people a lot? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I spend my days doing, calling people and

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Speaker 1: breaking up with them. How much does it cost to

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Speaker 1: do that? It's twenty nine nine nine for a full

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Speaker 1: breakup service. There are other options too, I can you know,

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Speaker 1: if you ever get another girlfriend, I can maybe go

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Speaker 1: for some options with the feet. Well, actually, um, there's

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Speaker 1: like this other girl that there was a house party

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, and um, like, maybe I

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Speaker 1: could do that to her if you don't care. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean, as long as you got twenty nine dollars

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Speaker 1: ninety nine cents, I can break up with anybody. So

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Speaker 1: I've just broken up with you, and now you want

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Speaker 1: to break up with a girl that yeah, okay, a

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Speaker 1: girl it was like a house party. It was you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't really like her or anything, but

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Speaker 1: Mike and I kind of don't want to talk to

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Speaker 1: her anymore. So maybe you could do that for me

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Speaker 1: I might as well just wipe the slate clean and

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Speaker 1: start over. Huh yeah, give it another shot, all right.

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Speaker 1: So I just want to recap real quick conversation just

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Speaker 1: for my records. I called you to tell you that

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend was breaking up with you, and you took

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Speaker 1: that news extremely well. And now you want to break

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Speaker 1: up with another girl who you kind of been messing

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Speaker 1: around with. Yeah, yeah, I guess your hit though all

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Speaker 1: the important stuff. Okay, Well, I do have to let

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Speaker 1: you know that I can't do that because I really

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Speaker 1: don't work for a breakup service. You just told me

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Speaker 1: you did, right, But I was joking because this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. And my name is Jebil from

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Speaker 1: brook and Jewil in the morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. What I know. I'm sorry. Your friend, your

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Speaker 1: friend Pat set you up for a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: He said, you've been having issues in your relationship and

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Speaker 1: you wanted me to freak you out a little bit.

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Speaker 1: So Celia didn't even break up with you. It was

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Speaker 1: a joke. So can you, like, is this live? Can

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Speaker 1: you like edit some stuff out? Well? And I said, well,

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Speaker 1: it is, it is being taped, but I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I can edit all of that out. No, well,

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Speaker 1: like that sucks. Um, do you think that you could

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Speaker 1: still maybe call the other girl for me? Okay? Did

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Speaker 1: you hear what I said? Though? Yeah, you have to

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Speaker 1: give you this thirty dollars, so you know what, I'll

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Speaker 1: wave the fee on it, all right, and then I'll

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Speaker 1: just all right, I'll have to get your number. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Do you realize your current girlfriend's probably gonna break up

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Speaker 1: with you when she hears this phone call? Nah, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna talk to her and hopefully everything will be good. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, so, um, well, I guess i'll get that

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Speaker 1: you know what, I got your number, I'll call you

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Speaker 1: back and get the other girl's number from you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, man, thanks dude, I appreciate it. This actually

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