Speaker 1: It's the best bit of the week with Morgan I two,
Speaker 1: she's breaking down the top seven segments from the Bobby
Speaker 1: Bone Show this week.
Speaker 2: What's up, friends, We've made it to the weekend and
Speaker 2: I'm so excited that you're here to get caught up
Speaker 2: on the Bobby Bone Show from this week. We got
Speaker 2: a lot of segments to share, but first I do
Speaker 2: encourage you to check out Part one, Part three this
Speaker 2: weekend with Mike d We had a what's in the
Speaker 2: box moment over in part one and part three is
Speaker 2: always listener.
Speaker 3: Questions, so check those out.
Speaker 2: Otherwise, if you just want to get caught up on
Speaker 2: the show, then let's get into it. This week, Bobby
Speaker 2: shared he has a huge surprise for somebody on the
Speaker 2: show and it is also a life changer, which is crazy,
Speaker 2: and everybody on the show thinks it's for them.
Speaker 3: So we did some elimination rounds, but after.
Speaker 2: The end of this week, we are now down to
Speaker 2: two finalists of who this life changing surprise could be
Speaker 2: four number seven.
Speaker 4: Three people are left. One of you guys gonna get
Speaker 4: a huge surprise. It's either going to be lunch Box Morgan.
Speaker 5: Ready, yep, hold on, I'm saying in prayer.
Speaker 4: Oh, should I tell Ray what it is? It's raise out.
Speaker 5: No, stop doing that.
Speaker 4: That's not cool.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 4: Can I text you what it is? So we have
Speaker 4: shown my camera. We have a surprise four and it
Speaker 4: started off with all five of them, and I limited
Speaker 4: Amy very sorry. She now knows what it is. I
Speaker 4: eliminated Ray. So I'm gonna let Ray know here. And
Speaker 4: so you three are one of You're gonna get somethings
Speaker 4: gonna change your life.
Speaker 5: Ray, tell me what I can go to when I
Speaker 5: can go to the camera.
Speaker 4: No, you can go to the camera. I got the
Speaker 4: phone at my heart. I haven't texted yet. You haven't, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm going to text. I'm putting the phone in my pants.
Speaker 4: It's safe. Okay, Ready for text whenever you are, Okay, Ray,
Speaker 4: I am texting.
Speaker 5: That's a long text.
Speaker 4: Is a long text, man, that's a lot. Uh. I
Speaker 4: had to get some context. Hey, I'm texting it to
Speaker 4: you right now. Yeah, I'm about to read it. Okay.
Speaker 4: I just want your reaction. I just want your reaction.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's it. Yep, yep yeah.
Speaker 4: Is it life changing? Of course? It is?
Speaker 6: It?
Speaker 4: Is it what someone on the show has desired over
Speaker 4: the years, but they have really either the means or
Speaker 4: the connections to do it correct. I can agree to that.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I don't like to do this. I'm so excited. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I know what it is. I know what it is.
Speaker 4: So it's you three, It's it's Lunchbox, Morgan or Eddie
Speaker 4: that will get it. I'd like for you guys to
Speaker 4: give me your new guest and then I'll eliminate one
Speaker 4: of you.
Speaker 5: Because the other ones were wrong.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, nobody's been right. Going to space twice? Was
Speaker 4: it right? Now?
Speaker 2: Okay, different variations, you know, space Camp.
Speaker 4: Lunchbox has guessed a survivor casting agent yep, and then
Speaker 4: he guessed Lamborghini or like one of those races describing
Speaker 4: what is your new guest? If it's for you, what
Speaker 4: is it? I know what it is? Go ahead.
Speaker 7: We had that guy in here that writes cartoons and
Speaker 7: has voice acting, and he was so impressed with me
Speaker 7: that you reached out and he was like, yeah, I
Speaker 7: got a roll for him that he can be on
Speaker 7: one of my shows.
Speaker 4: And that is what I'm doing. I don't know the
Speaker 4: guy's name, but I can't wait to work with him
Speaker 4: gonna be awesome. Oh yeah, and I've been doing squigging
Speaker 4: the squirrel bro. You shouldn't know, Butch Hartman's name. If
Speaker 4: I want to work with Don, I do know his name.
Speaker 4: I was just so excited. Butch Hartman. Okay, so that's
Speaker 4: Lunchboxes guest. Yeah, Morgan, Well I have this before.
Speaker 2: I have a new guest. I have a new guest.
Speaker 2: I have mentioned this a few times. We've talked about it,
Speaker 2: that I really want to go on an African safari
Speaker 2: and I'm about to get married, and that you say that.
Speaker 2: I've talked about it twice on the show we have
Speaker 2: and I feel like it could be something.
Speaker 3: With that, or maybe I got to meet an animal.
Speaker 2: I don't know African safari vibes, Eddie.
Speaker 4: If it's you, what do you think it is? What
Speaker 4: do you think that the prize is?
Speaker 5: I know what it is. I've always talked about starting
Speaker 5: a four oh one K, but I don't have the
Speaker 5: money to do it. Like I've told you over and over,
Speaker 5: I would love to, but the expenses of having kids,
Speaker 5: a big family, I can't.
Speaker 8: Do it right and I always want to retire. You're
Speaker 8: gonna give me a huge lump of cash to start
Speaker 8: at four one K. Yeah, I can see it in
Speaker 8: your face. I guessed it.
Speaker 5: What are you talking about, guys?
Speaker 4: He said? Strings had to be pulled?
Speaker 5: Okay, No, I said to get money from someone.
Speaker 4: I said, it could be strings, it could be means,
Speaker 4: it could be I just want you guys know this
Speaker 4: was not Yeah, maybe that it was not easy.
Speaker 9: Bobby went through the back door through accounting and was
Speaker 9: able to put money in a one.
Speaker 5: Hundred thousand dollars K.
Speaker 4: You're out of your mind, but someone.
Speaker 5: To start retirement.
Speaker 9: Bobby's going to start matching our four one K contributions itself.
Speaker 4: Bobby is not because that would be cool. That would
Speaker 4: be crazy. Okay, So it's twenty of you throw I
Speaker 4: wing to eliminate one of you. By the way, none
Speaker 4: of you are.
Speaker 5: Right, oh ideas, and Morgan went to African Safari.
Speaker 4: Something she's mentioned twice on this show in twelve years.
Speaker 3: Are haters.
Speaker 4: So I have to eliminate one of you. So one
Speaker 4: of you will not be getting the Super Secret Prize
Speaker 4: Gift experience. Okay, all right, And the person who is
Speaker 4: not getting the Super Special Secret Prize Gift Experience. Bye,
Speaker 4: Morgan Morgan Eddie lunchbox of.
Speaker 5: Morgane Yeah bye Morgan, Audios.
Speaker 4: Don't let the door hit feel the way out.
Speaker 5: You hang out with your animals.
Speaker 4: The person not getting it is Morgan. Go ahead, say
Speaker 4: come on the Morgan Morgan. Yeah, so rude, man, We're
Speaker 4: so true. The person not getting it is Morgan Morgan.
Speaker 3: You guys are the worst man.
Speaker 5: We know, we know what you Yeah, you know it's wow.
Speaker 5: And now the golden the golden question. Did we answer correct?
Speaker 10: Because then you know what it is.
Speaker 4: I've already said no, But you say no because you
Speaker 4: don't want us to think, so you think of tell.
Speaker 5: You now, maybe it's not one hundred thousand dollars, it's
Speaker 5: just a little.
Speaker 4: Less, it's just fifty something like that. I know you
Speaker 4: guys are not right. So but two people remain. Now
Speaker 4: Ray knows what it is. Amy knows what it is,
Speaker 4: and we're on the same page. It's a life changer.
Speaker 5: But but we've talked about this, something we've always wanted.
Speaker 4: It doesn't mean it has to be in recent Yeah,
Speaker 4: it also could mean it was yesterday. But yes, absolutely
Speaker 4: you have talked about this.
Speaker 5: I'm not of ideas.
Speaker 3: Wait, can you tell me what it is now?
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe now I want to know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, too many people know.
Speaker 6: But that's fine.
Speaker 4: Once you're out, you get the knowledge of it. Okay,
Speaker 4: we'll play again Monday.
Speaker 6: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 4: Number two.
Speaker 2: Eddie went to a restaurant and something kind of crazy
Speaker 2: happened with the server. When he asked the server to
Speaker 2: do something, the server respoted was something he's never heard before,
Speaker 2: and then it turned into well would you tip after
Speaker 2: this happened to you?
Speaker 6: Number six.
Speaker 4: We talk a lot about tipping and how out of
Speaker 4: control tipping culture is or what you should tip. So
Speaker 4: Eddie has a story here by going to a restaurant
Speaker 4: and he's gonna ask that's what we would have done
Speaker 4: tipping wise.
Speaker 5: Okay, go ahead, this has never ever happened to me.
Speaker 5: We take the family to the restaurant. The hostess takes
Speaker 5: us to the table. We sit at the table, and
Speaker 5: underneath the table there's like old food, French fries and
Speaker 5: like even half a burger, and like some drink that's spilled.
Speaker 5: So when the server comes up, I say, hey, man,
Speaker 5: before we get started, can can we get this food
Speaker 5: cleaned up? It's kind of stick down here or whatever,
Speaker 5: and the server says, why don't you do it? I
Speaker 5: have four or five other tables here.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 8: I was like what, And then he just left.
Speaker 4: How do you really say it?
Speaker 5: Why don't you do it? Man, I'm really busy. I
Speaker 5: got five other tables I'm working on. And then he left.
Speaker 4: It's weird.
Speaker 5: And then he comes takes takes a drink order like
Speaker 5: nothing ever happened. Then finally when he brings the food,
Speaker 5: so almost like it clicked and said, you know what,
Speaker 5: they might not tip me because of how I acted.
Speaker 5: He goes, hey, I'm sorry, guys, I didn't mean to
Speaker 5: do that. Like I'll clean whatever's under the table. I'm like,
Speaker 5: that was thirty minutes ago, Like you never even cleaned anything.
Speaker 4: But did all that stuff stay under the table?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I ended up kind of shuffling it to the middle
Speaker 5: of the tables where no one can step on it.
Speaker 4: Nobody cleaned it out.
Speaker 5: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Were theed It was pretty busy, but still, like, I agree,
Speaker 4: clean it up? What would you do? Tip wise?
Speaker 5: I tipped him twenty percent, but like that's great, But
Speaker 5: I mean I really felt like I did not.
Speaker 10: He owned up to it.
Speaker 9: I think if he had never acknowledged, it'd be a
Speaker 9: little more difficult, but he he did say sorry at
Speaker 9: some point. You can't fault someone for when it is.
Speaker 9: He realized, oh, my behavior wasn't okay, and he acknowledged it.
Speaker 5: I think at some point he realized that if I
Speaker 5: don't apologize, I'm not going to get a tip. So
Speaker 5: I should apologize.
Speaker 4: Sounds like he was having a bad day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but it doesn't matter. If you're having a
Speaker 5: bad day, you should never tell someone. Will you pick it?
Speaker 4: I agree that felt weird. He did apologize. How was
Speaker 4: his service?
Speaker 5: I mean, like normal? It was nothing out of the ordinary.
Speaker 5: It wasn't slow, it wasn't fast.
Speaker 4: It was a good service.
Speaker 5: It was fine, twenty percent worthy. Other than you pick
Speaker 5: up the trash.
Speaker 4: What would you have done?
Speaker 9: I would have been a little taken aback that. That's
Speaker 9: how they responded, but especially since he acknowledged it at
Speaker 9: some point in the evening, I'm still going to tip
Speaker 9: normal lunch.
Speaker 7: Not a chance in the world. Been normal, he may
Speaker 7: get ten percent. That is a big, big deduction. Fine,
Speaker 7: you don't want to do your job. Your job is
Speaker 7: to clean so I can have a clean environment to
Speaker 7: sit in. So fine, that's cool. You don't want to
Speaker 7: do it, then you earned no money.
Speaker 4: Hmmm, I'm putting myself in the situation.
Speaker 5: Oh would you be upset? First off?
Speaker 4: Absolutely if that would be irritated to be spoken to
Speaker 4: like that, regardless. So, but I think way to table's
Speaker 4: bus tables all that. Also, I think I would have
Speaker 4: tipped more than normal. And here's why. He obviously was
Speaker 4: having a really hard day, and I think I would
Speaker 4: have put myself in his shoes and thought, why did
Speaker 4: he react like that? He didn't hurt me, He did
Speaker 4: say he was sorry, something's up. His day's been extremely hard.
Speaker 4: Maybe home's extremely hard. And sometimes if somebody does something
Speaker 4: to you and it isn't positive and they've been kind
Speaker 4: of a jerk and you're so nice back to them,
Speaker 4: that teaches them more of a lesson than anything else
Speaker 4: you could do. I think I would have tipped more
Speaker 4: than normal because I would have felt like something going on.
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 5: Man doing the twenty percent. I was like, this is
Speaker 5: so stupid. I can't believe I'm actually doing that.
Speaker 4: I get for you for doing that, though, because again
Speaker 4: something's going on.
Speaker 5: My wife domingson.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two Jerry Dooty.
Speaker 2: Jerry Dooty, Lunchbox got summoned to Jerry Doody.
Speaker 3: Did he get called? Is he on a jury? What happened?
Speaker 2: We got all the details from Lunchbox's jury experience.
Speaker 6: Number five.
Speaker 4: Lunchbox is here today, which means he is not on
Speaker 4: a jury. Yesterday he had to leave pretty close to
Speaker 4: the end of the show for Jerry Duty. All right,
Speaker 4: what happened?
Speaker 7: Not guilty your honor? No really, I just went and
Speaker 7: I show up. Let me tell you, a cork is busy.
Speaker 7: You're trying to get through the middle detectors. It is
Speaker 7: a mile long out to the street. You sit in
Speaker 7: line for like twenty five minutes trying to get through
Speaker 7: the metal detectors. And you go in and you walk
Speaker 7: up to the window and they say, what's your name?
Speaker 7: Tell him your name Daniel?
Speaker 4: You say Daniel, Nope, what are you telling me your
Speaker 4: name was? I didn't say anything, okay.
Speaker 7: I slid him my ID okay, And they zapped a
Speaker 7: little barcode they printed out of paper. They gave me
Speaker 7: a little tag and they said wear that at all
Speaker 7: times while you're here.
Speaker 4: So we're you know, we know you're.
Speaker 5: A jur Did it say Daniel, It just said juror number.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 7: And so I go in this big room and there's
Speaker 7: probably one hundred and fifty to two.
Speaker 4: Hundred people in there is everybody like miserable.
Speaker 5: Everybody.
Speaker 7: Well that's the weird part. A lot of people become
Speaker 7: best friends with everybody in there. They start talking to
Speaker 7: each other, blah blah bah, they're just chatting it up.
Speaker 7: I'm like, guys, can we shut up? Like we don't
Speaker 7: need to talk the whole time. Focus on justice. What
Speaker 7: I said, right, We need to be worried about the law.
Speaker 7: You need to be thinking about like what am I
Speaker 7: going to do in this situation?
Speaker 4: Am I going to be the foreman?
Speaker 7: And you sit there and there's coffee and water, and
Speaker 7: the guy comes up and he's like, listen, we're gonna
Speaker 7: get started in a few minutes. This is what's gonna happen.
Speaker 7: You could be here for up to five days and
Speaker 7: I don't know how many trials we're gonna have today.
Speaker 7: We're still waiting here from the courts upstairs to see
Speaker 7: who's gonna go to a trial who's not. So we'll
Speaker 7: be with you shortly, and people just chatting away, chatting away,
Speaker 7: people scrolling their phones. Me, I'm concentrating, staring at.
Speaker 4: The wall, focus on justice, Like all right, man, what
Speaker 4: am I gonna do here? Are they guilty? Not guilty?
Speaker 4: You don't even know the case yet, but okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And I did get in trouble at one point. I
Speaker 7: took an elevator in the courthouse and there was a
Speaker 7: guy and he was dressed all dressed up, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 7: I'm kind of nervous.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be late.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, are you here for Joey Deary too?
Speaker 7: And he goes, no, I'm here for court. And I said, oh, man,
Speaker 7: I may be a juror. I'll say not guilty.
Speaker 4: And someone in the elevator goes, you can get in
Speaker 4: serious trouble for that.
Speaker 5: You problyhouldn't say that.
Speaker 7: I'm just joking. I was just joking. I was just joking.
Speaker 7: I was just joking, like I was trying to be funny. Sorry, Like,
Speaker 7: don't do that. So don't make jokes at the courthouse,
Speaker 7: is what I found out. And so then they come
Speaker 7: in they're like, all right, you know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 7: We're gonna call it was thirty five or forty names.
Speaker 7: If you hear your name called, please come out here
Speaker 7: and waiting this little lobby. Are you go, You'll be
Speaker 7: going up to court room whatever. And they just start
Speaker 7: calling out names and the first name off the list
Speaker 7: gets a commemorative pin from the City of Nashville.
Speaker 4: Did you want the pen?
Speaker 7: I was like, Oh my gosh, how stupid. And I
Speaker 7: was like, but if I'm gonna get called, I better
Speaker 7: be first. Yeah, first name, abdul Ah. Yeah, I'm up
Speaker 7: called first. And then they keep going down and as
Speaker 7: they flip the page, You're like, oh my gosh, they
Speaker 7: still haven't called my name.
Speaker 4: I'm about to be scot free.
Speaker 7: Then they go and finally Barbara whatever, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 7: I'm out of here. And they go, you heard your
Speaker 7: name call, come out in the lobby. If not, hang tight,
Speaker 7: we got more u Oh my god, court cases.
Speaker 4: Okay, did you get you didn't get called ever, So
Speaker 4: I've waited for another two hours. They did it up.
Speaker 4: You may for two more hours. Yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: And then they got the list.
Speaker 7: They called out thirty five or forty more names and
Speaker 7: they said, guys, we're only having two trials today, so
Speaker 7: everybody else you are free to go. They will released
Speaker 7: me out in the wild. And I made twenty dollars.
Speaker 7: How you get paid twenty bucks to be a juror.
Speaker 10: It's like cash or what.
Speaker 4: No, they pay out at the end of the month. Hey,
Speaker 4: sure they do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's in the mail.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what they said. Did you want to get
Speaker 4: on a jury once you got there?
Speaker 7: I did want to get on a jury, But once
Speaker 7: they said I could be there for five days, I
Speaker 7: was like, oh my gosh, that would be miserable.
Speaker 9: We said you could if you get on a high
Speaker 9: profile case, you con write a book.
Speaker 7: Right, But five days, you know, it's a long time
Speaker 7: to be sitting there for hours and eating courtroom lunch
Speaker 7: because they provide the lunch for you.
Speaker 4: I think of all the stories you'd have though. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean, you went off for ten minutes about a
Speaker 4: list and abdul, But think of the actual story you
Speaker 4: could bring. Yeah that's true. But yeah, So I didn't
Speaker 4: get picked, and they released us and we turned in
Speaker 4: our name.
Speaker 7: Tag and the one that said Daniel no, it said
Speaker 7: juror number, and it had a big old long list
Speaker 7: of numbers.
Speaker 4: So I've been called Lunchbox, has been called Eddie, and
Speaker 4: Amy haven't been called ever, so Lunchbox ordered to change that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so what did you do?
Speaker 4: He do? We have the audio. I nominated you guys
Speaker 4: for jury new Here you go. Hello, Hell's going good?
Speaker 4: Amy Brown and Eddie Garcia have never been to jury duty?
Speaker 4: Can I nominate them? Don't work that way. It doesn't
Speaker 4: work that way. That way.
Speaker 5: You gotta get luck of the drawing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because they keep telling me, oh, you got to go,
Speaker 7: and I wanted to put them.
Speaker 4: On the list, but that's how it works. Thank you.
Speaker 7: Don't work that way, all right? Good check him out though, Yeah,
Speaker 7: it doesn't work that way. But in a week you
Speaker 7: make it a letter.
Speaker 5: Lunchbots. You love that courtroom vibe that and.
Speaker 4: It's kind of fun.
Speaker 7: It is like it's a hustle and bustle, people going
Speaker 7: and coming and people meeting, having secret meetings, talking.
Speaker 4: Over in the corner, and like, oh, man, make you
Speaker 4: gonna be a lawyer?
Speaker 7: Kind of yeah, I'd like to. I'd like to argue things,
Speaker 7: and the people in front of me I could. It
Speaker 7: was like a daughter and mom and dad and I
Speaker 7: think the mom and dad were there to support the daughter,
Speaker 7: and they were like practicing how she was going to
Speaker 7: answer if they.
Speaker 4: Asked her how she was doing today? How you doing today?
Speaker 4: And she was like I'm.
Speaker 7: Good, right, No, no, you got to say it like
Speaker 7: you got to say something more and like sound genuine,
Speaker 7: like you know, I'm doing good and I'm you know,
Speaker 7: I'm just happy to prove to you guys like whatever,
Speaker 7: Oh man, this is don't know what she's in for,
Speaker 7: what she's facing. But she did have a little legal
Speaker 7: pad like so she could take notes.
Speaker 4: That's pretty cool. Well, we're glad you're back. It feels
Speaker 4: good to be back.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: You went and you helped the wills of justice turn.
Speaker 4: That's right, not guilty. Now, you can't joke like that.
Speaker 4: Remember that's not funny. That's not funny, man, it's the.
Speaker 6: Best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two, I shared some exciting news over in the
Speaker 2: wedding category, talking about wedding dresses. But more than that,
Speaker 2: something happened when I went wedding dress shopping that absolutely
Speaker 2: shocked me and I'm kind of still in sticker shock,
Speaker 2: if you will.
Speaker 4: Number four and Morgan on our show is getting married
Speaker 4: when later this year, Oh you haven't said no, okay,
Speaker 4: and you're getting married to who. Oh you haven't said
Speaker 4: it's awesome.
Speaker 3: His name's Brandon.
Speaker 4: Yes, she found her dress.
Speaker 10: She said yes to the dress.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So how what was that like? Was it one
Speaker 4: of the ones you'd already put aside or did you
Speaker 4: find another one?
Speaker 2: No, it was one of the ones that was in
Speaker 2: my original try on. It was actually one of the
Speaker 2: last dresses I tried on of the fifty of them,
Speaker 2: and it was like a top contender. I went and
Speaker 2: tried on three of them again for a second time
Speaker 2: to see and it stood out above the rest.
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, this is it.
Speaker 4: So you went fifty to three. Yeah, and then you
Speaker 4: I know, that's a lot. I would have thought like
Speaker 4: fifty to twelve and then five. That's how I do
Speaker 4: T shirts. So you went to three? Were you afraid
Speaker 4: you wouldn't like them at all? Going back though, that'd
Speaker 4: also be a concern, like I went through all these
Speaker 4: dresses and I'm going to do all and I'm not
Speaker 4: going to like any of the three that I picked.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was definitely part of it. And I even
Speaker 2: set a new appointment for a brand new place just
Speaker 2: in case, because I was like, what if I don't
Speaker 2: like any of them? And you kind of analyze a
Speaker 2: lot of the photos and videos, so there's kind of
Speaker 2: this whole process in your head. It almost makes it
Speaker 2: worse to have more options. I think I would have
Speaker 2: done a lot better had I just had three places,
Speaker 2: and it's just been like these are the only dresses
Speaker 2: that exist. Yeah, but having too many options almost made
Speaker 2: it worse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a Netflix effect.
Speaker 9: Well, And so the first time you went, you had
Speaker 9: your some loved ones and friends with you, but then
Speaker 9: when you went back to finalize who where you were
Speaker 9: alone or with somebody?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was by myself.
Speaker 9: I just oh yeah, So that way she does no
Speaker 9: outside influence, which I think is good.
Speaker 10: She made the choice that she wanted.
Speaker 4: Did you drink again? No?
Speaker 2: No, I was completely clearheaded to make sure that I
Speaker 2: knew what I was thinking, because I was all in
Speaker 2: my head about a whole lot of things. And there's
Speaker 2: like also a lot of body image issues that come up,
Speaker 2: which I wasn't really prepared for. You were just like
Speaker 2: over analyzing your entire the physique and how you fit
Speaker 2: in things.
Speaker 4: So of the three dresses. Were they all from the
Speaker 4: exact same store? Were they at different stores?
Speaker 3: All three different stores?
Speaker 4: And of the three, which one did you pick the
Speaker 4: first store, the second store, or the third store?
Speaker 2: It was the third store. It was my last stop.
Speaker 2: So it was the last one that I had tried
Speaker 2: on originally too.
Speaker 4: The very last one.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 4: It sounds like an artist that comes in. It's like
Speaker 4: man's I just wrote that song out for the album,
Speaker 4: last song I wrote right before I had to record
Speaker 4: it put on the album. Uh so that means it's
Speaker 4: going to be a hit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I've after I did it.
Speaker 3: It was funny.
Speaker 2: The girl really helped me. She was like, go home today,
Speaker 2: and if you were to have purchased this, like, would
Speaker 2: you have regretted sliding your credit card? And I kind
Speaker 2: of thought with that process and I was like, no,
Speaker 2: I want to buy it.
Speaker 3: I want to do this.
Speaker 4: After the first two, were you a bit disappointed that
Speaker 4: you didn't love one of the two that you already
Speaker 4: put aside?
Speaker 2: Yes, Like I didn't get a wow factor. I was
Speaker 2: just kind of like, eh, I don't feel like a bride.
Speaker 2: I just kind of feel like, Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 2: a Galla this weekend or something. It was like a
Speaker 2: different I just didn't feel the same way in those.
Speaker 4: And when you put your third one on it, do
Speaker 4: you walk out with like a room full of mirrors
Speaker 4: like is it?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: And so how did you feel when you walked out
Speaker 4: and saw the third one on you? Again?
Speaker 3: Oh? My whole body?
Speaker 2: Like there was like this this weird feeling where I
Speaker 2: was like this is it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: And I hadn't felt that all throughout the whole process,
Speaker 2: So it's weird that I finally did get it. But
Speaker 2: I started to get really giddy and I was walking
Speaker 2: around and I was really envisioning myself wearing the dress
Speaker 2: where we're going to be getting married, and it kind
Speaker 2: of I started to see all the pieces finally come together.
Speaker 10: Oh that's awesome, that's cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, I mean when she posted a video like
Speaker 5: I hurt. Did you see the vis video of the dress? No,
Speaker 5: she did a bunch of like trying out a bunch
Speaker 5: of dresses.
Speaker 10: Yeah, not the one.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know, I don't know if the one okay, okay,
Speaker 5: But when she was trying on the dress, I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: she found her dress and the next one like oh
Speaker 5: she found Oh what, so she's trying on a bunch
Speaker 5: of dresses.
Speaker 4: I thought they all are great. I don't know how
Speaker 4: you pick. I'd be terrible at picking. I don't even
Speaker 4: try pants on. Like, I won't even try pants on
Speaker 4: at the store. I'll be like, that's the size I wear,
Speaker 4: and if it doesn't when I get home, so be it.
Speaker 4: That's what I would do here. So good for you.
Speaker 4: You're you're happy with it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, listen, it was a super fun process.
Speaker 2: I loved everything about it, Like I really did feel
Speaker 2: like a princess. It was all wonderful up until the
Speaker 2: very end. There was kind of a moment where I
Speaker 2: was like, oh and I had to tip on my
Speaker 2: wedding dress. Guys, tip tip for what the stylist who
Speaker 2: helped me.
Speaker 4: That's probably a service, right, I don't know, because we
Speaker 4: did talk about this with prom dresses.
Speaker 10: I think I can't remember. I feel like a listener
Speaker 10: wrote it.
Speaker 4: Maybe a wedding dress. Yeah, I had some.
Speaker 10: Weird story and I feel like, yeah, we did go through.
Speaker 4: This, So what's the percentage you tip on a dress?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Everything felt small compared to you're when you're used to
Speaker 2: twenty percent of everything.
Speaker 3: It makes it really difficult.
Speaker 2: But a wedding dress is a lot more expensive of
Speaker 2: a twenty percent because.
Speaker 9: Twenty real on a twenty dollars meal versus a what
Speaker 9: I address that could likely.
Speaker 10: Be in the thousands.
Speaker 4: How much well lots show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah it was. It was around two thousand. It
Speaker 2: was my my budget. I didn't want to go over
Speaker 2: three thousand, and that was even pushing it for me.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the dress was two thousands.
Speaker 4: So then you stayed in the budget with the tip.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so you tipped twenty percent on the two thousand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. But I had some like you know
Speaker 2: where you have some regrets after. I didn't have regrets
Speaker 2: about the dress.
Speaker 5: It regress.
Speaker 3: I was like, did I was that too much?
Speaker 4: Did I like?
Speaker 2: But I paniced because they just hand it and she
Speaker 2: was so helpful throughout the process. But I was like,
Speaker 2: surely she would be making like commission or something on
Speaker 2: this dress as well.
Speaker 10: Oh that's what I would think.
Speaker 4: My mother in law owns a prom dress store, a
Speaker 4: massive one, And did they tip there? A lot of
Speaker 4: people do because of the service that you get. I
Speaker 4: don't know about the percentage I can ask her, I
Speaker 4: bet you it's not twenty Why I would think the
Speaker 4: twentieth standard for waiting tables, which I did for a
Speaker 4: long time, is we didn't make hourly wage like two
Speaker 4: dollars an hour. So the twenty percent was because we
Speaker 4: didn't make a hourly wage that was even of minimum wage.
Speaker 9: And now I wonder what the hourly wages for bridal
Speaker 9: dress employees.
Speaker 4: I can ask my mother in law, and I.
Speaker 9: Get they are dedicating a lot of their time and
Speaker 9: attention to you, but that's what the appointment is for.
Speaker 10: You're supposed to have the attention.
Speaker 4: Let me ask what do people tip percentage wise when
Speaker 4: they buy a a dress for a segment on show?
Speaker 4: And by the way, buddy, check out Glory prom and
Speaker 4: buy in Oklahoma, shout out it is they the greatest
Speaker 4: service ever. You're gonna want to tip. You're gonna leave
Speaker 4: there and be like, I didn't tip enough. I'll see
Speaker 4: what she says, but if it's okay, I'll say this,
Speaker 4: If it stayed within your budget even with tip, that's
Speaker 4: a win.
Speaker 2: And I did feel that way, like but it was
Speaker 2: just a like I was really appreciative of her because
Speaker 2: obviously her talent she helped me figure it out. She
Speaker 2: was really good throughout the whole process, so like she
Speaker 2: deserved it, but it was still just like, dang, that's
Speaker 2: a couple of hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: I'm confused, Like what did she don't mean to.
Speaker 9: Sound like, well, hold on, I want to know Morgan's math.
Speaker 9: What do you think twenty percent of two thousand is? Well, no,
Speaker 9: she just said, I'm just curious, Morgan.
Speaker 4: Go ahead.
Speaker 2: Oh, well I tipped. I think it ended up coming
Speaker 2: out to be with taxes and everything.
Speaker 3: It was like three hundred dollars. What's the tip?
Speaker 4: So you didn't tip or twenty percent?
Speaker 10: Didn't tip? Twenty percent? You're good, so you saved money?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well twenty percent on the little thing I didn't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 10: Well, maybe it wasn't quite too you know.
Speaker 4: Okay, Eddie, what were you going to say?
Speaker 5: So, like, what did she do? Let you? You're saying
Speaker 5: like help.
Speaker 4: Pull a lot of the dresses, she help goes, and
Speaker 4: like it's you're literally serving She's dedicated to you for whatever.
Speaker 4: I should let Morgan answer the question.
Speaker 5: She was there.
Speaker 4: I'm a bit in the dress business myself, my mother
Speaker 4: in law. Okay, go ahead, Morgan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you go in and they're basically your dedicated
Speaker 2: silas for that appointment. They're your dedicated silist for the
Speaker 2: entire process at that particular shop. So she pulled a
Speaker 2: bunch of dresses, she was helping me put them on.
Speaker 2: She was like tying me in them. She was there
Speaker 2: to help me like navigate all my thoughts throughout the process.
Speaker 2: She would go and pick ones based on what I
Speaker 2: was saying, what I was thinking, and then when I
Speaker 2: went back to the second time, she was there again
Speaker 2: to also do it again a second time. So they
Speaker 2: are like really part of your whole process at that
Speaker 2: particular shop.
Speaker 5: That makes sense. I thought she was just going back like, Okay,
Speaker 5: here's five more or try's on and.
Speaker 4: Then somebody else. I would bet twenty percent is very
Speaker 4: high for that business because you get a wage all,
Speaker 4: it seems. I get an answer back from mother in law,
Speaker 4: I tell you, guys, yeah, because she'd but that's Morgan.
Speaker 4: Be grateful. You find your dress, you could afford it,
Speaker 4: and you could afford the tip, and it was all
Speaker 4: below budget. So I think that's a win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was all definitely win, and I'm really excited
Speaker 2: now to wear my dress. Which I was nervous because
Speaker 2: you make any big purchase like that and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: did I make a big mistake? Am I going to
Speaker 2: regret this? And I have no regrets. I'm very happy.
Speaker 4: Amen, Hello, Lujah, Praise. When I get an answer, i'll
Speaker 4: let you guys know.
Speaker 6: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 4: Number two.
Speaker 2: You may have heard over the last few weeks there's
Speaker 2: been a situation with our studios cleaning lady. Eddie had
Speaker 2: learned that she was having some health problems and it
Speaker 2: was impacting her work. So we brought it to the
Speaker 2: show's attention, wanted to do something to help her, and
Speaker 2: this is the final result of all of that.
Speaker 6: Number three.
Speaker 4: We were able to send our cleaning lady off with
Speaker 4: some money, and so Eddie's going to give us the
Speaker 4: big announcement. But what happened was we thought she was sick,
Speaker 4: so Eddie goes, let's do it, go fund me. She
Speaker 4: went to the doctor. Doctor was like, we can't tell anything,
Speaker 4: so we couldn't go fund her. And then she was
Speaker 4: I feel sick, I need to go home. So then
Speaker 4: she's going back to l Salvador. Yeah, Eddie went around
Speaker 4: the room and took money. How much Ray drumroll?
Speaker 5: Please, guys, this is pretty amazing.
Speaker 4: Who gave money.
Speaker 5: You gave money, Amy gave money, I gave money. We
Speaker 5: all gave one hundred dollars, and then out of nowhere,
Speaker 5: everyone around the building's like, hey, let me know what
Speaker 5: you're doing, because I want to donate one hundred dollars
Speaker 5: from an engineer named Patrick.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, He's like, I want to donate one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: Morgan one hundred dollars. Scuba comes out of nowhere, one
Speaker 5: hundred dollars, Rick and Julie Talbot one hundred dollars. Like
Speaker 5: it was crazy. Everyone just started giving money.
Speaker 4: No, oh, you're right, not everyone. I haven't gave Lunchbuck
Speaker 4: one hundred bucks yesterday and cash to go. If you
Speaker 4: want to just give this to her, you can't.
Speaker 5: He didn't, and I didn't want to pressure him, but
Speaker 5: I did give him one more chance, like, hey, guys,
Speaker 5: I'm putting money in the card if anyone wants to
Speaker 5: just donate. No whatic said anything.
Speaker 4: That's why I gave him the extra hundred yesterday. But
Speaker 4: he didn't.
Speaker 5: Lunchbucks it not man.
Speaker 7: Well, here's the thing, Oh, okay, it was only Amy,
Speaker 7: Eddie and Bobby, and I was like, okay, no one
Speaker 7: else is doing it. And then these dudes, Morgan and
Speaker 7: Scuba go behind my back, off air. Not a behind
Speaker 7: your back thing. It's just like if everybody's gonna do it,
Speaker 7: like do it so we know. Like I thought, okay,
Speaker 7: I'm in the majority, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4: And so that's why you didn't do it. It wasn't
Speaker 4: about you wanted to help somebody.
Speaker 7: No, No, I hope plenty of people, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: I have to just pick my I can't donate to everybody.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I gave you. That's why I gave
Speaker 4: you the extra hundred bucks yesterday, to be like, hey,
Speaker 4: this is free money for you today. Here you go
Speaker 4: have it. If you want to donate, I can just
Speaker 4: push it over to Eddie. And I said, no, oh
Speaker 4: got it.
Speaker 5: Oh I forgot what Abby also donated?
Speaker 4: Wow? Really, even after she threw that fit, she sure did.
Speaker 10: It's not a fit.
Speaker 4: It wasn't I want. Okay, So were you able to
Speaker 4: give her the cash?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, drum roll again? Please? How much was it?
Speaker 5: Guys? We sent her off to Old Salvador to go
Speaker 5: figure out what her health problems are. Whatever she's going
Speaker 5: over there to do with seven one hundred dollars in.
Speaker 4: Cash, What does she say?
Speaker 5: She cried? Of course she cried. And then she talked
Speaker 5: to Scuba and me and Rick and she was like,
Speaker 5: I just you guys are like family to me, she said.
Speaker 5: She said that basically she has no family here. Her
Speaker 5: son moved to la like years ago, so it's just her.
Speaker 5: And since we've moved in this building, she said, I
Speaker 5: feel like I have family here and I'm going to
Speaker 5: miss you guys so much, Isn't That's so.
Speaker 10: Cool, Eddie, that's really sweet. And the card you got.
Speaker 5: Her, yeah, I said, hang in there's a little.
Speaker 4: Cat hanging out up there on a wire.
Speaker 5: And everyone wrote a little note and Bobby, you had
Speaker 5: already left, so I signed your name for you. Thank you,
Speaker 5: And I told her everyone like Amy donated, Bobby donated.
Speaker 4: To my signature. So my lawyer will be in touch.
Speaker 4: I don't have a lawyer, but if I did. My
Speaker 4: favorite thing in the whole story, one is that we
Speaker 4: were able to help her, right, It's always good to
Speaker 4: help people. Two that she thought Scuba's name was Cuba Steve,
Speaker 4: and I think Cuba Steve is an excellent name.
Speaker 5: She thought every day I was broadcasting live to Cuba,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, no, it's Scuba Steve.
Speaker 4: He's Cuba Steve. He was kind of dressed like a
Speaker 4: Cuban sometimes Hawaiian shirt. Yeah Steve, Hell yeah. Okay. So
Speaker 4: the final update is that we.
Speaker 5: Sent her off till Savador. She lives this this weekend
Speaker 5: with seven hundred dollars. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I saw her walking around yesterday and I was like,
Speaker 4: I thought her last day was yesterday, but it was.
Speaker 5: But I text her to come back, so we have
Speaker 5: a little gift for you. Come back.
Speaker 4: If Lunchbox wanted to still get in, would there be
Speaker 4: a way.
Speaker 5: For I think I could text her to come back. Say,
Speaker 5: Lunchbox wants something, you just let us know.
Speaker 4: No pressure, okay, but you just let us know. I'll
Speaker 4: think about it, Okay, you just let just let us know.
Speaker 9: I mean, good for him for not being He's not
Speaker 9: going to be peer pressured.
Speaker 4: This guy, it's not a good friend.
Speaker 5: Never worried about that.
Speaker 9: Well, it's just if you want to look at a
Speaker 9: pod like, he's not going to be I.
Speaker 4: Don't think there's I hear positive. Wait, what about all
Speaker 4: the other good I do. Let's not like I don't
Speaker 4: do good.
Speaker 5: But we're talking about this right now though.
Speaker 4: Right, but I can't give to every cause, right, That's
Speaker 4: why I had the extra money to go. You can
Speaker 4: just pass this over. You're not losing anything. But that's
Speaker 4: your money. You do what you want. Thank you.
Speaker 6: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 2: Keith Urbin stopped by the studio and yes it always
Speaker 2: smells good when he leaves. But he has a new
Speaker 2: album coming out, yacht Rock Vibes, which I had never
Speaker 2: heard of until we did this interview.
Speaker 3: And he also has new songs out.
Speaker 2: All exciting news and lots of music things with Keith
Speaker 2: Urbin in Studio.
Speaker 6: Number two on The Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 4: Now, Hello, Keith Urban Hey, we're on now. Keith and
Speaker 4: I we're just starting to talk and I was like,
Speaker 4: hold on, we got to go on the air. Yeah,
Speaker 4: how are you doing to see you? So I have questions?
Speaker 4: Question number one, So you put out these two songs today. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I've heard the whole record. Yeah, I sent it to you,
Speaker 4: I know, but have you announced the other songs? Yet
Speaker 4: because I was gonna be like, this is one I
Speaker 4: think is super cool, but if nobody knows what they are,
Speaker 4: I don't want to say it. No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we haven't announced the track listing yet, but these
Speaker 1: are the definitely the first two official songs.
Speaker 4: Can I say one of them?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 4: That isn't really okay. I don't want to spoil it.
Speaker 4: What do I know?
Speaker 1: It's your show?
Speaker 4: Well, I know, go ahead. I like just the two
Speaker 4: of us.
Speaker 1: That's awesome, do you I think you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? First of all, such a great song, just the
Speaker 4: two of us. So he did a whole album of
Speaker 4: yacht rock covers, and so the two songs we have now,
Speaker 4: which we've already we played them before you came in
Speaker 4: we go back in Summer Breeze. Yeah, And so I
Speaker 4: was going through the whole thing. I love a cover
Speaker 4: from like an artist I really like, and so I
Speaker 4: really like you thank you? Yeah. And so then will
Speaker 4: Smith just the two of us. Have you heard that version? Wait?
Speaker 4: Raps over it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: And then you did this one nobody knows about it? Yep,
Speaker 4: that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4: That's a good one. There's another one. I won't say
Speaker 4: any more songs, but I was drawn to a couple.
Speaker 4: Thank you you did one with my favorite artists of
Speaker 4: all time.
Speaker 1: There's some collabs on the record. There's actually three collabs
Speaker 1: on the record.
Speaker 4: I know all three.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying a little Big Town or one of
Speaker 1: the collapse.
Speaker 4: Can I say the other ones?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Ay sure, yeah, Doobie Brothers singer Michael McDonald yeah. And
Speaker 4: my favorite artists of all time yeah, John Mayer. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's the three collaps on that. I won't say what
Speaker 4: that one is.
Speaker 1: And the song with Michael McDonald is the only original
Speaker 1: song on the record. That's cool, We Go Back.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that song. That makes sense. I thought
Speaker 4: I was just like not knowledgeable in music. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, it's a full covers record except for this very
Speaker 1: first single, which is cool, We Go Back. And when
Speaker 1: we wrote it, I envisioned this and we wrote it
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty, So this song's been sitting around for
Speaker 1: six years.
Speaker 4: Waiting to find a home.
Speaker 1: And when we wrote it, I imagine Michael McDonald's singing the
Speaker 1: chorus six years ago.
Speaker 4: How do you save a song for six years, because
Speaker 4: obviously there's an affinity for it, or you wouldn't keep
Speaker 4: saving it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that I didn't even think I was saving it.
Speaker 1: I just think it didn't find it just didn't have
Speaker 1: a home to live in yet. And when we made
Speaker 1: this yacht rock record, my management said, man, be great
Speaker 1: if you had a you know, if you could do
Speaker 1: a song with Michael McDonald or somebody like that, Kenny
Speaker 1: Loggins or someone. And I said, oh, it's strange you
Speaker 1: say that because we wrote this song six years ago,
Speaker 1: imagining Michael McDonald's singing the chorus. And they said, oh,
Speaker 1: can you place us the demo? So I played the
Speaker 1: demo and Brelin is one of the writers on the
Speaker 1: on the song, and so Breelin singing the chorus, and
Speaker 1: I said, but you know, be great if Michael singing
Speaker 1: the chorus. And they go, yeah, do you think you
Speaker 1: could do that for the record. And I'd already mixed, massive, sequenced,
Speaker 1: and handed in the whole album to the label and
Speaker 1: I'm like, for what album? They get this one? What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? And they're like, well, you know
Speaker 1: Michael McDonald, you know, And so I went okay. So
Speaker 1: within ten days I put a session together with the
Speaker 1: full band track the song. Had never met Michael, met
Speaker 1: him through a mutual friend, send him the song. He
Speaker 1: loved it, He put his vocal on it. We mixed it,
Speaker 1: we mastered it with resequence that reserviced it.
Speaker 4: And got it all into the label in time. It
Speaker 4: was insane. Is it still cool to you if you
Speaker 4: get something back from a Michael McDonald who's singing on
Speaker 4: a song that you wrote? Is that ever? Is it? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 4: I don't know if it ever real?
Speaker 1: Talking to him, Yeah, yeah, the first because I got
Speaker 1: his number and I called. He was just the sweetest
Speaker 1: guy on the planet. It was amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's cool. I why yacht rock? What is yacht
Speaker 4: rock to you?
Speaker 1: It's more of a well, the album's called flow State.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very summary looking to it.
Speaker 1: And I think that kind of sums up what your
Speaker 1: rock is. I think it's it's it's not even just
Speaker 1: about music as it is, just a flow state that
Speaker 1: you get to.
Speaker 4: Will you play covers these songs and live shows? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to actually do some specific underplay shows
Speaker 1: where we do the album top to bottom as well.
Speaker 4: Didn't you and John Mayer do a Crossroads together at once? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We did, back in like twenty eleven or something.
Speaker 10: He just a lot of time.
Speaker 4: His guitar playing. How is it different than yours? When
Speaker 4: you see him as an what do you see that's
Speaker 4: different than you?
Speaker 1: He's gotta well, he's changed so much since he started
Speaker 1: with Dedenko. You know, his his palette has expanded huge.
Speaker 1: He's just a he's just a great player.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 1: I think playing is all about just your life experiences
Speaker 1: and your essence of who you are coming through.
Speaker 4: I got a lot of life experiences and a lot
Speaker 4: of essence. I can't play. Yeah, you can't. No, I
Speaker 4: mean you ever, I can do like C and G.
Speaker 1: Well, that's your life experience.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's my essence.
Speaker 5: Ye, my essence is a good pointed to get out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good point. And so what like, who said,
Speaker 4: hey let's do a cover record? Because again, I'm sure
Speaker 4: you have so much going on in your brain all
Speaker 4: the time. I'm sure you got a hundred songs that
Speaker 4: you wrote the covers. Why would you do a cover record?
Speaker 1: It took on a life of its own because I
Speaker 1: bought this amazing studio in town used to be called
Speaker 1: the Tracking Room. I've been there, it's awesome, thank you,
Speaker 1: And I've recorded here a lot over the years, I.
Speaker 4: Was there with you. You were okay to making sure
Speaker 4: you're no, but thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you liked the studio.
Speaker 4: I was like, no, no, I was with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm explaining to the people listening. And I
Speaker 1: had just bought the studio, got it up and running,
Speaker 1: and had to go on tour. So I was frustrated,
Speaker 1: like I couldn't record, and I thought it'd be fun
Speaker 1: to do something that is kind of just just a
Speaker 1: bit of fun, just a bit of effortless fun, nothing serious.
Speaker 1: And I was walking around the house singing all these
Speaker 1: yourot rock songs, and I thought, oh, maybe we could
Speaker 1: do one or two of those, just for fun, just
Speaker 1: to kind of break in the studio. And we put
Speaker 1: a session band together. I called up Dan Huff. He
Speaker 1: came in and we did I think we did well.
Speaker 1: I won't say the names of the songs, but we
Speaker 1: did two songs and we had such a great time.
Speaker 1: Dan's like you got any more? I was like, oh okay.
Speaker 1: So we scheduled another session about, you know, months later,
Speaker 1: and we did two or three more, and I thought, oh, well,
Speaker 1: maybe we've got an EP happening. That'd be fun. And
Speaker 1: then it just kept growing and growing, and before I
Speaker 1: knew it, we had a whole album.
Speaker 4: It's cool, like I enjoyed listening to it. If I
Speaker 4: listen to new music, I gotta be in a different place.
Speaker 4: I gotta be listening harder. When I listened to new music,
Speaker 4: why unfamiliar? It's like I can turn the Office on
Speaker 4: and watch it and relax and watch the Office, and
Speaker 4: I would say getting a flow state watching the Office.
Speaker 4: Same thing with songs. I already know now these are covers,
Speaker 4: but I already know the songs are now nothing unfamiliar
Speaker 4: to me except how you're doing them. So like I
Speaker 4: enjoy a covers record from an artist that I really like.
Speaker 4: I like the record's awesome. I really wasn't gonna listen
Speaker 4: to it till right before you came in, but I
Speaker 4: already listened to the whole thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What was surprising to me was when we were texting,
Speaker 4: you were on a tour bus. Yeah, not a not
Speaker 4: a plane.
Speaker 1: No, that's surprising to me. Why you're very rich. I
Speaker 1: got a two of us. I hear you, and I
Speaker 1: like being on the bus sometimes really nice. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're playing in Indiana, the heck it's perfect with the.
Speaker 4: Two of us, or it's a short plane ride. Yeah, anyway, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: I was just surprised. I was like what. I was like,
Speaker 4: what's up? You're like, I'm on the bus. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I literally said, you're on the bus. How many how
Speaker 4: many buses do you do? You guys have? Do you
Speaker 4: roll out?
Speaker 1: It's well, we're not on a big tour right now,
Speaker 1: like that was last year, and I think the next
Speaker 1: big too.
Speaker 4: We do well next we'll be next year. So lean
Speaker 4: and mean right now? Is your hair darker? What? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Does it look darker? I don't know. Maybe just wash
Speaker 4: your hair. Yeah, okay, it's dark last highlight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't want to.
Speaker 10: Like Knock doesn't have color.
Speaker 4: No, but his hair looks good. It's dark. I like
Speaker 4: it looks a little darker today. Maybe it's like a
Speaker 4: little wet. Just watch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's definitely a radio question, isn't it.
Speaker 4: No, we got wrong. Everybody's watching us too, look at
Speaker 4: the cameras up here. Got it? Yes? I just you know,
Speaker 4: I feel like I can say notice some stuff about you,
Speaker 4: thank you. Other people can't.
Speaker 10: Uh, It's like, are you fresh out of the shower.
Speaker 4: Well I didn't. What time do you wake up in
Speaker 4: the morning usually, uh, six thirty? No way, Yeah, if
Speaker 4: you're not doing this, you still wake up that early. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what time do you go to bed as a
Speaker 4: rock star?
Speaker 1: You got ten, ten thirty.
Speaker 4: That's not rock We got to change that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but now he's here.
Speaker 1: Believe me, that flips real quick. When we start touring,
Speaker 1: then it's a twotle ten sort of thing.
Speaker 4: Do you get into tour shape before a tour? Will
Speaker 4: you train like like your cardio or does that happen
Speaker 4: at all? Yeah? I just I try to maintain that
Speaker 4: while we're off the road. What does that mean? What
Speaker 4: is your regimen?
Speaker 1: Just five days a week up to the core and
Speaker 1: cardio and just staying getting good, good sleep.
Speaker 4: You do it?
Speaker 1: Try?
Speaker 4: Its huge?
Speaker 1: No, I don't do triadmill I'm run down the road. No,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't run.
Speaker 1: Actually, I've never run. I don't like running. I think
Speaker 1: I said to stick on the back of my truck.
Speaker 1: You know that they have the the miles that people
Speaker 1: have run. I had a stick in the back of
Speaker 1: my truck that says zero point zero. I don't run.
Speaker 1: It's literally what.
Speaker 5: Is it fun?
Speaker 9: Fact I've seen you hike before, but I didn't say anything. Huh,
Speaker 9: I've seen you hiking before, but I didn't say anything.
Speaker 4: She walked by you during a hiking.
Speaker 10: All right, you can blow your spots. It's a cool.
Speaker 1: It's a yeah. I saw you hiking when I going
Speaker 1: for long walks. It's good.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, it'd be fun if you ran and you played guitar.
Speaker 4: We saw you running down the road playing guitar like
Speaker 4: you were getting in shape.
Speaker 1: That would be the best way of working treadmill.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what you have headphones on and you're running and
Speaker 4: you're playing the guitar while you're running to get in
Speaker 4: shape for tour. That will be fun to see.
Speaker 1: I do have to pace the set list for that, like,
Speaker 1: because you come out of the gate on fire and
Speaker 1: adrenaline is rushing. I've learned not to do a vocally
Speaker 1: controlled song second or third because it's not going to happen.
Speaker 4: Because you don't have breath.
Speaker 1: You got to work your way back to It's like
Speaker 1: you come out and then it kind of goes down
Speaker 1: and then it starts to peek back up again, and
Speaker 1: then once it goes back.
Speaker 4: Up, it'll go for hours and hours after that. I
Speaker 4: kind of a weird thing to put out two songs
Speaker 4: on a Wednesday? Was there any strategy to that?
Speaker 1: What's better three songs on a Thursday?
Speaker 4: Great question? Wasn't prepared for that usually though it's just
Speaker 4: a Friday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we might have some sort of performance connection happen.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's a pop up show tonight. That's right,
Speaker 4: you say where it is?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, I don't know if you want
Speaker 4: me to renounce it now. I don't know what I'm
Speaker 4: supposed to a Now, I don't know. I couldn't say
Speaker 4: the names of all the songs.
Speaker 1: It's insane. I actually don't know if I'm sposed announced
Speaker 1: whre we're playing?
Speaker 4: Yeah they can.
Speaker 5: Yeah, whatever is listening on that, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: That's good enough.
Speaker 1: We're playing at the Shannery on this pop up show.
Speaker 4: Are you playing these songs? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The whole album top to bottom, So.
Speaker 4: Then people are going to know all the songs because
Speaker 4: they're going to record it and put it out.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 4: I tried. I said one song, and you'd want to
Speaker 4: punch me.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to punch you, Okay, I never want
Speaker 1: to punch you, all right? Just who would want to
Speaker 1: punch that face? Oh?
Speaker 4: So many people? Really, so many people?
Speaker 1: Why why would they want to punch them?
Speaker 4: Mostly because I have wheat? Thank you.
Speaker 1: They're just jealous.
Speaker 4: He's a new father. What else? Anything else happening with you?
Speaker 4: Got new tattoos?
Speaker 1: No new tattoos?
Speaker 4: No, no, I got no. But I got a really
Speaker 4: cool picture of us from when I first moved to town.
Speaker 4: You didn't know me yet, I didn't know you yet,
Speaker 4: but we were doing something brand new. And as I
Speaker 4: got my first tattoo. And that is that a bird?
Speaker 4: What the inside of your oh?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well it's what's curious about it is over the years
Speaker 1: has been constantly referred to as a phoenix, but it's
Speaker 1: actually a thunderbird. Okay, even I call it a phoenix
Speaker 1: in one of my songs because thunderboot was too many syllables.
Speaker 1: But it's really it. It's a hopeye Indian thunderbird.
Speaker 4: The picture is you holding that out of me holding
Speaker 4: out my first tattoo, my baby tattoo. Yeah, and so
Speaker 4: I got a bunch now I'm like you, I'm covered
Speaker 4: in them. You would think I was from an island.
Speaker 4: I have so many. You ever see like The Rock
Speaker 4: he's got a full Oh yeah, that's what I am.
Speaker 4: You ever watch wrestling?
Speaker 1: That's your resemblance to The Rock? Is the tattoos y?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Do you ever watch wrestling at all?
Speaker 1: My dad used to watch it when I was in
Speaker 1: Australia and you know, back in the day with like
Speaker 1: Andre the Giant and all that lot. That's old school, Yeah,
Speaker 1: very old school.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm excited for the fort When are you putting
Speaker 4: the full record out?
Speaker 1: Haven't got a date yet, but it's definitely this summer
Speaker 1: next next few months hopefully.
Speaker 4: And it's called flow State because it just makes you
Speaker 4: feel it's easy, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because you don't have to be on a boat for
Speaker 1: these yacht rock songs to connect. You know, it could
Speaker 1: be in a myriad of places. So it's really just
Speaker 1: a flow state record.
Speaker 4: Have you seen the yacht Rock documentary on HBO mahaf
Speaker 4: isn't it great? Yeah? Oh yeah, I mean that that's
Speaker 4: where like the Kenny Loggins and Michael McDonald and how
Speaker 4: it really wasn't called yacht rock until some guys way
Speaker 4: later correct named it that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they kind of defined the genre. Wait way after
Speaker 1: the fact, way after the fact, they just found this
Speaker 1: common thread between a lot of the music. But I
Speaker 1: also like the fact that recently they've referred to things
Speaker 1: as being not rock as well, songs that don't fall into.
Speaker 4: The yacht Do you say that not rock? Not rock? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Naug write the same spiders but not rock from the
Speaker 1: same era, same era as the songs that might fit
Speaker 1: into the category of but not really. So is it
Speaker 1: yacht rock or not rock?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you did all yacht rock. Yeah. Yeah. If
Speaker 4: you were to lest your top five songs one through five,
Speaker 4: your all time favorites, I want to walk me through
Speaker 4: one through five. Number one, your all time favorite song
Speaker 4: that you've cut and put out that I've cut and
Speaker 4: put out. Yeah, yeah, your songs? Top five Keith Urban
Speaker 4: Songs Number one. I know it's hard, Yeah, I know,
Speaker 4: but we need it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What's yours?
Speaker 4: Cat?
Speaker 1: The Cat in the Sweater song, You'll think of Me?
Speaker 1: I still having it. You just called it cat and
Speaker 1: I knew what it was, but it's called You'll think
Speaker 1: of me? You went cat cool?
Speaker 4: Got it that at our wedding?
Speaker 1: By the way, it is cat and not cap. It's
Speaker 1: the most common question I've been asked my entire career, is.
Speaker 4: It cap or a that's cat. So enunciate and just
Speaker 4: slightly sing that one line.
Speaker 1: Take your cat and that's enough.
Speaker 4: Really enunciate the cat good again, take your cat and leave.
Speaker 4: That's it now, everybody, no doubt put a man ow
Speaker 4: in there as well, just to and action.
Speaker 5: You did that.
Speaker 4: Take your cat.
Speaker 1: You That's what we that's what we should have had.
Speaker 1: It would have been a multi week number one. That
Speaker 1: was the difference.
Speaker 4: Very I'm gonna put that at number two. I gotta
Speaker 4: do a different one as number one. God whispered your name.
Speaker 4: We plugged that at our wedding, my wife and I
Speaker 4: and God, what's your name? Rare? The cat cat sounds working,
Speaker 4: all your works in all of them, that's number one. Okay,
Speaker 4: number two, you'll think of me. I like all your
Speaker 4: slow stuff. I know people love and I know you
Speaker 4: love playing the high energy stuff. For me, it's all
Speaker 4: Keith Urban like.
Speaker 1: It's like with slow jams.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I like all the love songs.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: All the buckle polishes.
Speaker 4: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: That's a slow song when you're dancing on the dance
Speaker 1: floor and it polishes the buckle because you're so close
Speaker 1: to your girl. Oh anybody e oh yeah, now you'll
Speaker 1: know what kind of song it is.
Speaker 5: I've definitely, I've definitely polished my buckle, though.
Speaker 10: Eddie, you have not the floor. Okay, you have it,
Speaker 10: you have it.
Speaker 4: Let mean, look, I gotta pull up the whole library.
Speaker 5: What about break on me, Love, break on me?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 10: What about blue? At your color?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 4: A little too fast for me?
Speaker 1: Too fast?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 4: That's you did Leanne rhymes right there?
Speaker 10: No I didn't, I did. No, I was doing blue.
Speaker 10: Ain't your color?
Speaker 4: Do it again?
Speaker 10: Oh now, okay, blue? That's good. It looks good on that.
Speaker 4: As it everybody sings tonight. I don't want to cry.
Speaker 4: Why am I doing? What is your favorite Keith Urban song?
Speaker 1: I don't, Honestly, I swear I don't have a favorite.
Speaker 1: It changes a lot through tours when we Sometimes I
Speaker 1: go back into the catalog and find songs we haven't
Speaker 1: done in a long time, and I fall back in
Speaker 1: love with it like we do. Days go by, and
Speaker 1: I maybe love it more than I've ever loved it
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 4: Why, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's got a muscular potency and truth to it. That's
Speaker 1: just timeless, and it's really fun.
Speaker 4: To play Stupid Boy. I love playing that.
Speaker 1: Do you have any hit I'm really lucky because when
Speaker 1: I write a set list out, there isn't one song
Speaker 1: that I have to do that I don't like, not one.
Speaker 1: And I know so many artists that are like, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do that one and get it over with. I
Speaker 1: don't have any of those.
Speaker 4: But do you have any of you don't put on
Speaker 4: the list that are big hits? Well? Yeah, like what?
Speaker 1: Well, it depends. I mean there's a lot of songs
Speaker 1: that we I mean, we haven't done tonight. Tonight I
Speaker 1: want to cry, we haven't done that in me and
Speaker 1: then forever.
Speaker 4: That's a good I probably leave. If they're like, he's
Speaker 4: not doing it, I'm out.
Speaker 1: Well, there's also so many so there's only so many
Speaker 1: slow songs you can do in a two hour set.
Speaker 1: So if you've got cop Car and messed up as
Speaker 1: Me and stupid Boy, and I mean, you've got a
Speaker 1: lot of slow songs, at some point, can.
Speaker 4: I suggest something? Yeah, an entire tour of just buckle
Speaker 4: polishing song from Keith Urban.
Speaker 10: Oh, that's the name of the tour.
Speaker 4: Buckle Polishing all night. Keith Urban polishes your buckles all
Speaker 4: night long.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, it's mostly there.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, which would you like us to play? We
Speaker 4: go back our summer breeze. Fully we already we already
Speaker 4: tittled with them a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we'll being such a Michael fan. I mean,
Speaker 1: you can play a bit if we go back.
Speaker 4: We already played a bit. Do you want the whole thing? Oh?
Speaker 1: Sure, if you want to get to hear Michael Yeah.
Speaker 4: All right. So you're doing the pop up show tonight, yes,
Speaker 4: and that's pretty excit. Do you like play in the
Speaker 4: smaller rooms occasionally? Oh? Yeah? Why?
Speaker 1: Just the intimacy and the like the proximity. If the
Speaker 1: crowd could be like a foot from my face, I
Speaker 1: would be thrilled.
Speaker 4: And if people want to buy tickets, can you?
Speaker 1: I think you just got to get them at the door.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a first come kind of deal.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So if you're in Nashville and did you say where
Speaker 4: it was?
Speaker 10: He did?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, and you can get tickets tonight at the door.
Speaker 4: And this is Keith Urban, and I'm the music is
Speaker 4: really good. Are you gonna do an original album this year? Though,
Speaker 4: then is that you're putting this out. I'll start writing
Speaker 4: at some point for that. Yeah, some time before I
Speaker 4: because I don't know how much longer I got here, honestly, Uh,
Speaker 4: I want to I want to be like a main
Speaker 4: person in a video, like I want to like a
Speaker 4: significant role. I've never been in a video purpose flab
Speaker 4: and asked like, hey, I do this. I want to
Speaker 4: be a when you have like a good role for me,
Speaker 4: I want it.
Speaker 1: So when you imagine that, what do you see? What
Speaker 1: would be the ide.
Speaker 4: Videos when people break down and talk for a second
Speaker 4: and like the music going on and then it stopped,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, get you get your papers now?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm a noosy now, Keith Dubbans, get
Speaker 4: your papers. Watch them at Concept. I don't know you're
Speaker 4: black and white. I don't know why I went back
Speaker 4: to like the fifties, but if that ever comes up,
Speaker 4: think of me. I'll be as the music.
Speaker 1: Videos clue, Okay, you yellas the sky in your world, Buffy.
Speaker 4: I'm color blind significantly, so I honestly don't think we
Speaker 4: even know if we see the same colors. So we
Speaker 4: have no way to see through another person's eyes. So
Speaker 4: you ma, you're red, maybe my blue. But every descriptor
Speaker 4: you've ever heard of red actually matches my descriptors from blue.
Speaker 4: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: We could at least point to your hat and say
Speaker 1: that's red, right.
Speaker 4: That is correct. For a lot of the reason is
Speaker 4: that on the tags it tells me it's red. My
Speaker 4: whole life, I've had to like organize clothes by colors.
Speaker 4: Red's pretty good, though, I know red. When it gets blue, green, black,
Speaker 4: it all looks the same. Really, And I still can't
Speaker 4: play guitar even with all that life experience. That's amazing.
Speaker 4: I know, play guitar all right? There he is, Uh,
Speaker 4: two songs out now, pop up show tonight if you're
Speaker 4: in Nashville. Strain the two songs and this summer we'll
Speaker 4: get the whole album. I always love seeing you. Thanks
Speaker 4: for coming, you too, Bobby there he is, Thank you guy,
Speaker 4: the wonderfully talented that do you smell good today?
Speaker 10: He does smell.
Speaker 4: I smell smell wine smells.
Speaker 10: It smells. Uh, you've switched it up though different stronger.
Speaker 4: Are you guys serious? No?
Speaker 10: I would say, like it's a it's a different scent
Speaker 10: though you switch.
Speaker 4: During the year. Do you have like a false scent
Speaker 4: and a spring scent.
Speaker 1: No, not not not seasonal bass, but just I like
Speaker 1: blending things. They'll take several so, yeah, several different things.
Speaker 4: Now that you're known for smelling good, do you feel
Speaker 4: like now you always have to smell good because that's
Speaker 4: your kind of your thing.
Speaker 1: No, I just like smelling good. My dad always did,
Speaker 1: so that's that's how I grew up. Yeah, my dad
Speaker 1: always smell good, even though he was were I think
Speaker 1: he just will brute.
Speaker 4: That was it.
Speaker 6: That's all I was.
Speaker 4: When I wore alone, it was a great loidering bottle
Speaker 4: of Brute, first clone ever bought at Walmart. It was awesome.
Speaker 4: It works. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 10: So you do your own concoction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I put several things together.
Speaker 10: You do, That's what he just said. He mixes it up.
Speaker 4: I thought he like, does a different one every day.
Speaker 4: Mix that up. I don't know. Layer.
Speaker 10: He probably layers.
Speaker 4: Speakers in his house.
Speaker 5: You're a chemist.
Speaker 10: Probably just squirt squirt.
Speaker 1: No, it's good because if you layer, then you said,
Speaker 1: it becomes your own thing.
Speaker 10: That's why I've never smelled what I'm smelling right now.
Speaker 10: It's good. I just it's a it's a new scent
Speaker 10: or something.
Speaker 4: All right, there is a Smell Hour, the Smell Minute
Speaker 4: with Keith. All right, there is Keith Harvan. Everybody nice yet,
Speaker 4: I thank you guys.
Speaker 6: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 2: Finally, I think the tea off can be put to
Speaker 2: bed kind of in a way. I don't know that
Speaker 2: it will ever truly go away after this whole situation,
Speaker 2: but we did get the test results back for Eddie's
Speaker 2: testosterone levels, so we shared that.
Speaker 3: But then something else came up with.
Speaker 2: Those test results, So there's just a whole bunch happening.
Speaker 2: I'm putting all of the segments into one so you
Speaker 2: kind of get the final update.
Speaker 3: But it will make you laugh.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of laughs in here and a lot
Speaker 2: of sad moments.
Speaker 6: Number one, we have the results.
Speaker 4: Everybody.
Speaker 5: Wow, it's time we have the results.
Speaker 4: So for all those listening all over the world, weeks
Speaker 4: and weeks ago, Lunchbox and Eddie were fighting about who
Speaker 4: had more testosterone, and then that turned into who had
Speaker 4: more libido, and that turned and just kept going who
Speaker 4: had more arm here? So we got a paramedic up here,
Speaker 4: he drew the blood of both Lunchbox and Eddie. Lunchbox's
Speaker 4: results came back almost instantaneously with a score of five
Speaker 4: hundred and three. And how do you feel about that, Lunchbox?
Speaker 7: I felt, great, it's below our but yeah, it's actually
Speaker 7: above average.
Speaker 4: But it's not as high as I expect.
Speaker 10: I mean, the reason why it's above averages the three.
Speaker 4: It's definitely as average as you can get just about.
Speaker 4: But that's good, right, It's not like he's twenty five
Speaker 4: and has that gay older guy. Now you know, Eddie's
Speaker 4: came back inconclusive, which scared him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I thought you said again, like again.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, the first time.
Speaker 10: You have to get more blood.
Speaker 4: So the paramedic. Paramedic came back up redrew the blood
Speaker 4: from Eddie. We waited, we waited. I now have the results.
Speaker 5: Let's go.
Speaker 4: Can you want to three numbers in it? Or do
Speaker 4: you want? Oh?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah again? Like what we don't know what order?
Speaker 4: It's like, price is right, you got to put him
Speaker 4: in now. Anything from I believe five to eleven is yeah.
Speaker 10: But eleven is seriously super high.
Speaker 9: I would say, oh, eleven five to.
Speaker 5: I still win.
Speaker 4: Oh if even if you're exploding a testosterpes but I
Speaker 4: would go get that checked. The three numbers in Eddie's
Speaker 4: testosterone are two mm hmm, nine and three. Oh okay, wow,
Speaker 4: three ninety two.
Speaker 5: But here's the if it's two is nine hundred safe?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's nine hundred, nine hundreds high, but not not unsafe,
Speaker 4: not unhealthy high. That's like that's got to be it.
Speaker 4: That's like full of beido.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so that's the case.
Speaker 4: Lunch Box lost for sure. If that's the case, So
Speaker 4: let's play prices, right, the numbers that you guys have
Speaker 4: are two, nine and three. What do you think is results?
Speaker 4: Are Lunchbox three ninety two? Nailed it? Uh? That is incorrect.
Speaker 4: It is not three ninety two. Let's show maybe Eddie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got nine to twenty three. Okay, nine twenty
Speaker 5: three it that is not quite right. Oh it's not
Speaker 5: It's not nine twenty three. Maybe nine thirty two, nine
Speaker 5: thirty two.
Speaker 4: So we don't get two guests. So Lunchbox with the
Speaker 4: testosterone a five oh three, Eddie has a testosterone of
Speaker 4: two ninety three.
Speaker 9: We shouldn't left.
Speaker 4: This is Eddie's Who's got that?
Speaker 5: Are we sure? Are we sure?
Speaker 4: They did this to themselves.
Speaker 10: This is like dangerously low.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 4: So it's way belowever, way below average.
Speaker 10: You shouldn't laugh. What is it again to I'm sure
Speaker 10: there are many many men out.
Speaker 4: There that have to It's to ninety three Eddie's testosterone.
Speaker 4: It's to ninety three.
Speaker 5: That's not good.
Speaker 4: I gotta called it. You show your boobs. Dude, you're
Speaker 4: a chick.
Speaker 5: I'm not. That doesn't mean I'm a chick. Lunchbox.
Speaker 10: Eddie's is closer of mine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're on yams.
Speaker 4: That's not fair.
Speaker 5: You're on yams. This backfire?
Speaker 4: God just dominated for.
Speaker 10: Okay kicking?
Speaker 4: Oh, would you like me to read some about this?
Speaker 5: Yes? Like, am I in trouble? As these people are laughing?
Speaker 5: How's my health?
Speaker 4: To be fair, this is a bit that you guys
Speaker 4: wanted to do. We're not just finding something about your
Speaker 4: health and laughing. Right?
Speaker 5: Hold five day, Bill, Bobby, Bobby, you're not laughing. You're fine.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 5: You're professional. You're being a professional about this.
Speaker 4: I'm a doctor, maybe not the right kind of doctor,
Speaker 4: but I understand this is serious.
Speaker 5: Thanks to you.
Speaker 7: Was laughing when you guys read my results. He was
Speaker 7: laughing and piling on. But then he gets even he
Speaker 7: don't laugh, gud, he's not funny.
Speaker 5: Lunch Yours is average. Yours was average, might be dangerous.
Speaker 4: But you were laughing cancer, don't Then they do it? Okay?
Speaker 4: Can I please?
Speaker 5: Doctor?
Speaker 4: Gosh? They renew it because they couldn't find it the
Speaker 4: first time.
Speaker 5: Is that right? Is that why what happened?
Speaker 4: I think what happened was there was a mistake of
Speaker 4: the lab.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, man, oh wait, so I won because
Speaker 9: all along I said that I thought lunchbox was gonna
Speaker 9: have higher.
Speaker 4: He Lunchbox did win. So the whole bit wasn't who's
Speaker 4: mid low good, It's just who's higher?
Speaker 10: Okay, And I'll see series are laughing.
Speaker 5: You're gonna be serious now.
Speaker 10: Serious in all seriousness.
Speaker 5: Will be serious? Amy?
Speaker 10: What is what does heed?
Speaker 4: Dude? Don't laugh, dude, I'm laughing at Amy laughing? So help?
Speaker 10: I love him?
Speaker 4: Slash.
Speaker 5: Mike's not laughing, Thank you, Mike?
Speaker 4: Can I read you see stuff they said? Please? A
Speaker 4: total testosterone level of two ninety three is considered low
Speaker 4: or on the borderline of low, as many medical guidelines
Speaker 4: like the American Neurological Association to find low testosterone as
Speaker 4: below three hundred. The standard range is three hundred to
Speaker 4: one thousand. So two ninety three, oh, I barely missed.
Speaker 4: It is below the commonly accepted healthy threshold. You barely
Speaker 4: missed the low part of mid by like seven. But
Speaker 4: you kept saying him going three over. You don't be
Speaker 4: this about you, Okay, No, I'm not even worried about.
Speaker 4: A doctor will look for symptoms like low sex drive.
Speaker 5: Now we can get lying, very high.
Speaker 4: Fatigue, tired, reduced muscle mass a little bit, or depression now.
Speaker 5: Two minutes ago.
Speaker 4: Uh, so you're not in a danger zone. Levels below
Speaker 4: two hundred are considered more alarming. What to do, eddie
Speaker 4: for your low testosterone, make an appointment with the doctor.
Speaker 4: Interpret these results. Optimize the lifestyle. There are things that
Speaker 4: you should do also. Poor sleep impact hormone production. You
Speaker 4: need regular intense exercise, especially strength training, a healthy diet
Speaker 4: and losing excess weight can help raise levels. So in
Speaker 4: the competition, you lost, and that's fine.
Speaker 5: Who cares about that?
Speaker 4: Well, you would have had you would have had.
Speaker 5: You would have celebrated a win. But I don't care
Speaker 5: the loss.
Speaker 4: Hey, new load T I mean you're not even you
Speaker 4: didn't lose, you're low t man. No, I lost, yeah,
Speaker 4: because like four ninety nine would have been losing two
Speaker 4: ninety three. We're worried about you, buddy.
Speaker 5: I'm worried about myself. He's not good. All right, doctor's
Speaker 5: appointment calling him to day.
Speaker 4: Ah, you going to the guy in colleges or man doctor.
Speaker 4: So we're about to get Eddie's new testosterone results. So
Speaker 4: I'm want to give a just a quick recap. These
Speaker 4: two guys have been fighting about who has more testosterone
Speaker 4: for ages. So I said, why don't we just get someone.
Speaker 4: We'll draw some blood, we'll get real numbers. So they
Speaker 4: come up, They take blood from Lunchbox, they take blood
Speaker 4: from Eddie. The next day boot Lunchbox pops through five
Speaker 4: oh three, perfectly average, boom healthy. Eddie's comes back inconclusive.
Speaker 4: Next day inconclusive, weird, and so everybody's like, what's happening,
Speaker 4: And so we don't know if there's a mess up
Speaker 4: in the lab mess up? Who knows? So the guy
Speaker 4: comes back again. The paramedic takes more blood from Eddie.
Speaker 4: Eddie's result comes in. He was at two ninety three,
Speaker 4: unhealthily low. Low, unhealthily low low definitely yea, because three
Speaker 4: hundred is the low part of healthy under three hundred
Speaker 4: is low. Then we find out that number came from
Speaker 4: Eddie's first batch that they said was in conclusive.
Speaker 5: How was that POSI?
Speaker 4: If someone had told Eddie that there was heat involved,
Speaker 4: it could have messed up the blood correct So they
Speaker 4: went back and did the second blood draw from you.
Speaker 4: I have not seen these results.
Speaker 5: This is wonderful.
Speaker 4: Amy has them. She would not even tell me.
Speaker 5: I would first like to say thank you for considering this,
Speaker 5: isn't it.
Speaker 4: I think it's a fair appeal. Most times I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: We'd move on from the bit. But even lunchbox, you
Speaker 4: have to agree we had to pay attention to this.
Speaker 4: Not really okay fair enough?
Speaker 10: Now, I mean we had the blood drawing already, so
Speaker 10: why not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we didn't even redo anything else. We just use
Speaker 4: now extra work.
Speaker 9: It had already been submitted to the lab. We were
Speaker 9: just waiting for the results.
Speaker 4: What are you expecting, Eddie?
Speaker 5: I mean better, like obviously better because the first one
Speaker 5: was inconclusive, like of course there was heat exposed to heat,
Speaker 5: it's not to be a right readings. This is going
Speaker 5: to be better.
Speaker 10: I mean, the heat was a theory, but theory that.
Speaker 4: Was all just any theory that was not doctor.
Speaker 5: What's the guy drawing my bloodshed that?
Speaker 10: I wonder if he said the.
Speaker 5: Lab says that they think that heat was part of it.
Speaker 4: I don't know who to and his memories fading looked
Speaker 4: his astralia.
Speaker 10: It's like brain fog big time.
Speaker 4: You've been feeling as exhausted in the morning.
Speaker 5: I've had a lot of energy lately. Yeah, has a libido, Yeah,
Speaker 5: a little bit of Libido's perfect.
Speaker 4: It's great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all the time out of control. Sometimes I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know the numbers. I don't know how you
Speaker 4: want to have this up.
Speaker 10: I mean, I feel like we should just get to it.
Speaker 9: Let's go, Amy, because I mean, it's either going to
Speaker 9: be higher than two ninety three, or it's going to
Speaker 9: be lower, or it could be the exact same, okay,
Speaker 9: or it's the exist it's the exact same, Amy, it
Speaker 9: is not.
Speaker 4: Yes, not see. This is why the appellate court exists. Yes,
Speaker 4: based on Amy's reaction because I do not know.
Speaker 7: I mean, her smile tells me it's lower.
Speaker 4: I think it's lower.
Speaker 9: Telling you It's like Eddie wanted this, okay.
Speaker 7: She wants to laugh so hard to laugh.
Speaker 5: She's like, lower.
Speaker 4: Amy, what is Eddie's news? It could easily be second
Speaker 4: batch of testosterone results. The number is it could easily be.
Speaker 9: Let me stop talking like the number is what it is,
Speaker 9: but it's not.
Speaker 10: It's to eighty.
Speaker 5: You're mister eighty f you're mister. I don't know who
Speaker 5: to believe here.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 9: I will say the paperwork is hard to read because
Speaker 9: there was a lot of numbers.
Speaker 5: But oh, maybe you're reading the wrong.
Speaker 4: I am not.
Speaker 10: No, I got confirmation. It's two eighty five.
Speaker 6: What are some of the other numbers that he helped you?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 10: Two eight and five are the numbers.
Speaker 4: So you didn't go down drastically. But dude, if you
Speaker 4: don't like fix it, you're gonna be at zero soon.
Speaker 4: You're trying to down.
Speaker 10: You're dropping by the day.
Speaker 4: Stock is slowly diminishing.
Speaker 5: What is happening?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, we knew this from the beginning. No,
Speaker 4: we didn't. Are you going to well?
Speaker 10: I mean we were guessing, but we didn't know. I thought, honestly,
Speaker 10: it could could, it could come back higher.
Speaker 4: He begged for it in Are you going to the doctor.
Speaker 5: It's weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I talked to my wife about it. Get an appointment,
Speaker 5: but right now I'm just doing squats and trying.
Speaker 4: To like went down.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, that was before. I didn't do squats when
Speaker 5: I took that blood test.
Speaker 4: But even a month of squads is not going to
Speaker 4: do it that you're talking about years.
Speaker 5: Here's my question. Okay, how serious is this?
Speaker 4: Is this like it's a paramedic there, dude, this is medical.
Speaker 5: I'm not talking about number. I'm talking about the low
Speaker 5: t It's not life or death.
Speaker 9: It's quality of life, like you should right now where
Speaker 9: your levels are, Like it seems as though you're going
Speaker 9: to continue to decline.
Speaker 5: So the car is still running.
Speaker 10: The car is still running, but your your tire is
Speaker 10: a little flat.
Speaker 5: So I put some air in the tire.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's what we're saying. Okay, I would know too.
Speaker 4: If you're going to the doctor, I would do two things.
Speaker 4: I'd get your testosterone elevated and also have your ovaries checked.
Speaker 5: It's not funny, man, What.
Speaker 10: If you should get a hysterectomy?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Oh man, I just don't like, I don't howur is
Speaker 5: the one exposed a heat higher than this one. I
Speaker 5: just don't get it.
Speaker 4: If left untreated, it may lead to severe long term risks,
Speaker 4: including a higher likelihood of cardiovascular disease, diabetes, and overall
Speaker 4: reduced life expectancy.
Speaker 9: Well yeah, okay, so we are talking, but I mean
Speaker 9: not at this like you. You can redeem yourself.
Speaker 4: Bone health to osteoporosis.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, my mom has weak.
Speaker 4: Mental well being. It says mental well being because lunchbox
Speaker 4: will make fun of you. Oh yeah, that.
Speaker 10: We're still going to believe his libidos.
Speaker 5: So amazing, Yes it is.
Speaker 4: It's I mean, prove it. Come here.
Speaker 5: No, gosh, this is not good.
Speaker 4: Sorry, dude. So his new number is too eighty five.
Speaker 4: This is not near. You're not even as high as pitbull.
Speaker 4: Yeah five. Amy's bringing you the information.
Speaker 5: What I can't see that, Amy.
Speaker 4: His vision is so bad glasses. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: Okay, current results and flag. What does the flag mean?
Speaker 4: It means to eighty five adult.
Speaker 5: Male reference interval is based on population.
Speaker 4: Of healthy it said in the report. It said male
Speaker 4: question mark. Yeah, they weren't.
Speaker 5: Sure, even the man. There's too many numbers here, man,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 9: I'll have to send that to the doctor using your
Speaker 9: old numbers right there to ninety three, your.
Speaker 4: New numbers there to five.
Speaker 5: Interesting.
Speaker 4: Congratulations man, So there he is.
Speaker 5: Our show is guys, all right, woman still a man that.
Speaker 4: You can choose. We'll let you choose. You're good with us,
Speaker 4: You're good.
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