WEBVTT - You Hit My Car

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject I need him to go a little bit longer.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, right now, nephew in the building with today's

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<v Speaker 1>praying phone call? What you got, nev? Let me ask

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<v Speaker 1>you'll something. How many of y'all have done this before?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just cused. I know who I work with. Many

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<v Speaker 1>hear the call? How many you want to hear the call?

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<v Speaker 1>And then pool just kind of bump one and then

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<v Speaker 1>kind of I'm talking about paralleled and in there too

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<v Speaker 1>tight and it kind of crazy, just as I've been hit. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't tow a do off and kill and kept going. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even have no money for this. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have no, I ain't even have live billy. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't keep going man, nineteen seventy five. Yeah, I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's to do for fun, Steve, just leave a note

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<v Speaker 1>on the cars. Sorry I hit your car and stand

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<v Speaker 1>back and watch them walk around. Man. That is so

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<v Speaker 1>let's run it, y'all. You hit my cart place. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to speak to a Delson. Do you live

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<v Speaker 1>an apartment number seven eighth That depends on who asking.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Herman Wales. I live in building three,

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<v Speaker 1>apartment one on five. Do you live an apartment number

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<v Speaker 1>seventy eight? What you want with where I live? Look? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>do you drive a camera or Tokyo? The camera? Light blue? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Your next door neighbor then told me that

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<v Speaker 1>you ran into my car. I gotta being as a

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<v Speaker 1>black one of two thousand five C two for the now.

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<v Speaker 1>I got light blue scratches on my neighbor told you

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<v Speaker 1>what your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name is Brian Kendall.

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<v Speaker 1>I told the cross side, the little across the hall.

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<v Speaker 1>What the cross side, that little across the hall told

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<v Speaker 1>you what? Man? Listen, all I know is he said

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<v Speaker 1>he lived in apartment eighty. He lived next door to you.

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<v Speaker 1>You live in a supposedly apartment seven ages right here

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<v Speaker 1>in Cambridge Court apartments. Now, all I'm saying is he

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<v Speaker 1>told me your car is which is the light blue car?

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<v Speaker 1>Hit my back into my car? And I ain't trying

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<v Speaker 1>to create no problem, but somebody got to fix my car.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got light blue scratches on my bends. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Last I checked my light blue claming wasn't the only

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<v Speaker 1>light blue camera they made. Ma'am, you're the only light

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<v Speaker 1>You're the only light blue car in the parking anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>only light blue car parking lot. Right now, I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say I've been the only light blue car in

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<v Speaker 1>the damn parking lot. Man, I'm not look and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle watching. What can I do for you?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? What can you do for me?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't hit my car. Ain't touch your damn car.

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<v Speaker 1>If you got some cameras out in this park lot

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<v Speaker 1>that saw me hit your car, No, I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>no cameras. But then I believe this conversation is over,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't give a damn what's across that man

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<v Speaker 1>across the hall told you look, let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't hit my car. Now you're gonna hold on?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on? Uh? Is you yelling at me? I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>yelling at you, but you don't at my car. You

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<v Speaker 1>only you're the only light blue car in the parking line,

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<v Speaker 1>the only light blue car in the parking lot. Na.

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<v Speaker 1>And as a matter of correct, my client eat me

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<v Speaker 1>in the parking lot. My supposed to bar my car

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<v Speaker 1>go to the shop. Well, is it possible that your

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<v Speaker 1>sister is the one that hit my car. Now what okay,

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<v Speaker 1>is your sister when is she coming back? Maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>hit my car? And then tell you she hit my car. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,

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<v Speaker 1>cause she would have told me she hit your damn call. Look, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, ain't nobody to hit your damn car. My

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<v Speaker 1>car ain't got no damn scratches on it. What you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna be at You won't give a what kind

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<v Speaker 1>of scratches you got on your car? But I can't

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<v Speaker 1>do a damn thing about it. And even if you're dead,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just be clear, I ain't got no insurance,

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<v Speaker 1>no way, so I can't do nothing for you. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, Wait a minute, let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't gotta tell me. You ain't gotta tearing me. Fine,

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<v Speaker 1>and as far as I'm concerned, this conversation is over.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute. Let me go ask you helm to

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<v Speaker 1>you act like I ain't got you know, you had

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<v Speaker 1>them scratches on your car all ready, and you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna use me as no more excuse to get you

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<v Speaker 1>no new pains. I had no scratches already on my car.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you had him. Oh yeah, you had No. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell him an insurance is just if he come

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<v Speaker 1>over here. No, because you're gonna be using your insurance.

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<v Speaker 1>Not now. Re told you ain't got no, don't make

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<v Speaker 1>me come over to your apartment seven standing in the dough.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on my way to the door. Now I'm standing

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<v Speaker 1>in the door. Come out, Come on. Look, I got

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<v Speaker 1>thirty five hundred dollars worth for scratches on my car

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<v Speaker 1>that you need to pay for. You the only you're

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<v Speaker 1>the only hundred dollars. So you're already doing better than me.

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<v Speaker 1>What what? What? What? Look? I've already told you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>tired of talking to you. I'm watching TV and you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't got still talk to me about I need to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you about this car, lady. Cut your call.

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<v Speaker 1>My car ain't bumped up against your call. I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>even talk next to know late it's a ben it's

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<v Speaker 1>a ben C two for a break, Give a damn

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<v Speaker 1>if it's a being seven seven and seven, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>help you. They don't make a seven seven lady. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what can I say something to you? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't say you know what you can say to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You can say. I just want to say one more

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<v Speaker 1>thing to you, one more thing. I'm gonna give you

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<v Speaker 1>one more fine, go ahead on all. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>say this, nephew, timing from the Steve Harvard Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Your sister robbing out of d C. You put me off,

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<v Speaker 1>make me you know what, I don't even have y'all show.

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<v Speaker 1>I listened to the show on the internet and this,

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<v Speaker 1>oh you wait to I talked to her. Hey, Mr Dalil,

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<v Speaker 1>listen before you go, can you tell me what is

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvord

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show? All right? That you to me? You knew

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't run into nobody? Well, I hear nobody because

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be trying to pull myself out there Fox or

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<v Speaker 1>won't nobody? You know? All right? You're talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>cross side like I ain't cross the Yeah, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the only light blue car in the park right now.

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<v Speaker 1>He was not having it. You're not going to get

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<v Speaker 1>on money what you try. But at the beginning called

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<v Speaker 1>for y'all wist down the rainma nods on the flower right,

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<v Speaker 1>get it to tell you what? That's another ft up situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Classic baby, classic, classic Hey um, yeah, I'm down to

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<v Speaker 1>one ninety two right at one two, headed to that

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<v Speaker 1>one eighty five headed them. You're losing weight, losing weight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on my weight. Wait a minute, you just announced

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<v Speaker 1>that you were gonna lose like what yesterday? You lost

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<v Speaker 1>all that weight and one day? What did you think

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<v Speaker 1>I was when I can't keep it with all these lives?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what? Tim me what you're down to?

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<v Speaker 1>One boy for your high? About the six and one

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<v Speaker 1>night and two? How much time you got, Tommy? I

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<v Speaker 1>got to the twenty four two pounds. That's not drink,

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<v Speaker 1>no waterfall your tape holding all that? Oh my god. Alright, alright, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. M up. Next, and it is today's Strawberry Letter,

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<v Speaker 1>the subject I need him to go a little bit longer.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that right after this