WEBVTT - Ep85: Sex Germs, Multiple Peens, and Abortions 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.720 Soup. What's up? It's your girl. I'll be Simone and 0:00:02.720 --> 0:00:05.400 I will be in New York City October twenty at 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:10.440 the Carolines on Broadway six Broadway, New York. Get your 0:00:10.480 --> 0:00:13.680 tickets at official b samone dot com or click the 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:17.119 link in my bio on my Instagram. My instagram is 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:20.279 at the b simone to please come check out the 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:24.960 year my boy Friend Comedy Tour. Bitch, I ran out 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.720 of breath. Oh my god, pull up on me and 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:31.400 do the b samone tone. Okay, my bucket computer is 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:35.040 making noise. Now it's nine o'clock. Let's be alone. Look, 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:39.639 pull up on me me, Jessee Banks, Darren Brand from 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:42.240 while and now we're gonna be there, New York City. 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:45.839 I cannot wait to me my babies. Word to your 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:49.720 mother's son. Sister, Sister, it is your sister in chief 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.360 reminding you that Whizy and I are. We can so 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:57.200 also talk to your city New York, Miami, November seven, 0:00:57.280 --> 0:01:01.800 seen after December eight, Sister, what's your time? Get shot? 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:04.440 Sick at what it's hot? Next year? Bunda isn't the 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:07.920 place to be. I talk see you there, sister, Jeez. 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:14.679 Welcome to horrible decisions. I wanna give it blame to 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:20.720 Andrew Schultz. Wait, oh, I was because that was arriving, 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:24.560 and because Andrew took so goddamn mother fucking long, we 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:26.280 now had our guest cancel. We're not going to tell 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:28.800 you their name. We're gonna have that guest back on. 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:31.080 But I'm just yeah, I'm so annoying, and he's mad. 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:33.399 I'm so mad because that be on CP time and 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:36.120 he ain't even CP. I told him as that, like 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:39.640 was kind of excited that, like the anger energy you 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:41.759 have is hot for me today. Yeah, no, it ain't 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:45.520 best to be in a good fucking mood. Um, if 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:48.000 you guys have never heard horrible decisions, we interview people 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:50.840 about their kings. But today I had a whole outline 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:53.280 for this guest. And what I'm gonna do is interview 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:55.800 my own goddamn co host. Wait, you're gonna do what? 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:57.320 You ain't tell me? That's what we was gonna do. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:01:59.440 I don't know. We just won't even send me this 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:00.920 goddamn out on, so I can't even ask you. So 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:03.120 we're just we're just gonna roll with this ship. Wait 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:04.800 real quick, I know you guys just got a spell 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.840 of what the show is. But that's your girl, Mandy 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:13.959 b a k A Food, Debt Beach. What's that y'all? 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:18.359 What a dude? Were I am not? That's that whole 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:19.919 is not a part of my a k s. It's 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:22.760 Debt Big, it's pet of my got him name for 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:26.120 you on my phone, Mandy, and then see your name. 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:31.280 Your name in my phone was Wheezy Hoss. That's your friendly. 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:33.640 That's not the only person that as we who accident 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:37.799 Wheezy Hoss. So I was listening to Good Mom's Bad 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:40.280 Choices podcast shout out to them and they played this 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:44.200 game with someone to interviewed questions and I had one 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:47.400 um topics and I just want you to say one 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:49.360 word when I say that out the first thing that 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:53.079 comes out of your mouth. Okay, you're gonna make me 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:56.519 look stupid. We're gonna you already. Don't compare me to 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.079 Wax And now I feel like, no, I got some 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.560 ship fo you. First thing to kind of man. I mean, 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:03.000 it's gonna be fun. I need you all to know 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:05.840 my mind goes deep. Okay, alright, so y'all know we're 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:08.200 gonna start easy, and I don't I want you to 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:16.239 give me one word men, dick, women, pussy, anal, orgasm, 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:31.720 blow jobs, spit, trump, mega, lesbians, scissors, tight jeans, yees, affection, orgies, sex, 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:41.720 club car sex, never doing it, God damn it. Trades, gays, 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:52.400 drag queens, the race, the drag que race, spit, blow jobs, pegging, 0:03:54.640 --> 0:04:04.200 Mandy b a k A I fuck grinder gaze. Damn 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:16.920 what monogamy? Bullshit? A man in uniform, cop blindfolds. What's 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:21.000 the word stealthing? When they remove the fucking condom on 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:25.280 my ass? I'm I'm so motherfucking traumatized from blindfolds. You're 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:30.240 not getting me in a blind fold sweat disgusting feet 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:36.839 as Yeah, I think I kind of get in, like 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:40.080 into feet. I did just smile to feet. It's this 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:42.680 goddamn podcast. We gotta stop this ship. I got to 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:44.160 end it because if I really put a toe in 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:48.600 my pussy, my bro, I really gave a lap dance 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:51.760 to a toe. And now you see the videos that 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:54.600 our listeners are saying, I'm not I don't think i'd 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.719 wash a foot, but the last one Kim Kardashians, but 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:04.320 I'd eat I mean that was too. I mean, just 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:06.000 like y'all know, real quick. I do know how to count, 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:07.599 so I know some of those was more than one word, 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:09.039 but I you know, I had no no, no no, no, 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.000 I just wanted, like your first off, I like that. 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:13.599 That was cute. We should probably kind of really really 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:15.159 loved it. I watched them do it with van and 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.159 it was such a fun like way to like just 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:18.920 kind of like see what someone did. I did. I 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.680 say like things that you like, you know what I like. 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:24.160 I kind of thought you would say, like like when 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.279 I said car sex, I thought you would say hot 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:28.839 when I like too hot. You know, I didn't know 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:31.840 the word to say because y'all know, like I tall, 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:35.560 last niggas and I'm thick, so to me car sex automatically. 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:38.240 Actually I should have said uncomfortable. Like I can't think 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.039 of car sex where I would enjoy it at this 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:43.200 point because they're too big. I gotta be the hit 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:45.400 my It's just no, it's just not really fun. So 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:49.960 I learned to make Vanilla ships venting sessions. This is 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:51.680 nothing that I planned, but I gotta get it out. 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:53.640 And if you don't want to hear anything that has 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.960 nothing to do with Dick, actually it'll be dick in 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:57.400 a minute. But let me just tell you about my day, Mandy, 0:05:57.400 --> 0:06:01.039 because I've been frustrated. Hmm. I just have to tell 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:03.159 you what happened with my job. So I'm going to 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:05.720 take my parents really quick. I'm really glad that we're 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:07.680 bringing this to the forefront too, because if y'all are 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.280 watching on YouTube, shout out YouTube. I am sitting here 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:12.520 in a fucking cardigan right now, coming straight from work, 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:14.520 and I was telling him I wanted to take my 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:16.600 goddamn cardigan off before we started, because I was like, 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:18.720 I'm in a fucking cardigan and this is about to 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:20.240 go on YouTube, and he's like, no, if it's your rand, 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:26.120 you know you're working. Yeah, okay kind of. I read 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:29.240 something where uh, this girl was like I paid for Patreon, 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:33.880 they couldn't put makeup on? Bro, we come straight from work? Said, yes, 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:37.080 I don't have one eyebrow right now, like I don't 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.560 have on eyebrow. Oh, I don't have eyebrows on like 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:41.600 normally I put them on. Butch, I told you I 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:43.880 had a three someome last night. So I'm like, we 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:46.120 come straight from work. I come from I work, then 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:47.800 go to the gym, then I walk forty minutes to 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:49.599 get here. I don't have to walk. I just do 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:52.560 it by choice like we do like exercise and so 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:56.560 much so extra. It's probably honestly keeping me from being Okay, 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:59.000 we're not getting sucked, but anyway, I did get some 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:01.120 jack from Jeeves. An't new story. Let me just tell 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:04.159 you about how hard my job is. So I booked 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:07.600 this trip to take my parents to Mexico because I figured, like, 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:08.960 let me do something nice for them. I always take 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:10.280 them on cruises, and I'm like, we're gonna do that 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:12.440 for Christmas because it's cheap and is what I could afford. Also, 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:14.480 what will be a ship show is that I can 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:16.960 only afford to put us in one room, so that 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:19.760 should be fun. Not only well, real quick, I'm really jealous. 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:22.440 And Mom, since you listen to the episodes even though 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:24.760 you're not fucking supposed to get your ass the passport 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:26.920 and maybe I could take your ass somewhere, so go bro. 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:29.080 The flights were nine nine dollars from Orlando. For me, 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:32.800 it's gonna be seven trip, but probably would have a 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:37.080 layover in Dallas. It's a terrible lay like twelve. Like 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:39.320 all the thought I'm here to Orlando first, I'm like, 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:40.800 let me just let this be quick because I want 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:42.880 to do to Loom for New Year's But anyway, so 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:44.480 I'm taking them to Mexico. We're gonna stay for a 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:47.960 few days, stay for Christmas, and um, I'm just thinking 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:49.360 of what people are gonna think when we get there, 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:51.760 because my mom is black, my dad is white, and 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:54.000 he got a walker and then here's me with titties 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:57.320 and tattoos. Theyre gonna be like yo, what like what's 0:07:57.320 --> 0:08:00.200 going on? But no, I mean I needed to end 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.560 around like two thousand. That was what I could afford, 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:05.640 and I had this deal that came in. So let 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:07.640 me just tell you what happened today. I sold this 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.280 huge deal. Okay, sound was like perfect, I'll buy the 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:15.120 trip with that. I sell ied tea services. This is 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:18.440 a service called managed security like managed router services, right, 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:22.240 which basically has to funnel through a private Internet line 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:24.000 because if it's not, then it's not managed and other 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:27.239 people could steal the information. So something very interesting about 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:30.120 internet in New York. When you go to another city, right, 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:32.280 you know how you see cable and phone lines in 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:35.240 the air. We don't see that here, right, So everything 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:37.439 is aerial everywhere else, but New York because everything is 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:41.240 underground here. So that means so the customer, their building 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:44.520 doesn't have fiber, right, it only has the black cable 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:46.480 internet which is COAX, which is the one that everybody 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:49.240 shares in the neighborhood that runs slow. So to install 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:51.880 fiber to cut the street, you have to you have 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:54.800 to hold. My company has to pay to stop the 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:56.920 street for a day. They have to cut the street, 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:58.960 put the fiber in there, which is glass, then seal 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.360 the concrete back up, and then the street resumes just 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:02.880 for that person to be able to watch porn hup 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:05.160 when their boss is gone. I don't know if that's true, 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:07.040 but my point is it's going to cause a hundred 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:10.240 and twenty dollars to do this. I called the customer 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:13.000 and I let them know, and that nigga laughed at 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:14.520 me and he said, you must be out of your 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:17.400 goddamn sucking mind if you think I must spend a 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.960 hundred twenty dollars for internet. I said, well, I guess 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:21.520 you can work running off your phone because I don't 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.320 know what to tell you, dude, I honestly am trying. 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:26.600 So I called back and I'm like, you know what, 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:28.800 I got it? Down to eighty five, and he almost 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:30.720 called me a bit and then hung up the phone. 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:32.560 And I had this whole deal that was going and 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:34.319 I was gonna pay for this trip. So now I'm 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:36.320 pissed not to mention. Once I got out of work. 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:38.880 There's this nigga that's coming in town this weekend. He's 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:41.720 an entertainer. He's coming to record some ship in New York. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:43.880 And he and I have been talking back and forth, 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:46.120 and then he said to me, after we've been talking 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:48.480 to him about flying me there and doing all this stuff, Yo, 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:50.800 I'm gonna be at this spot on Saturday, come funk 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:52.720 with me. I called him on the phone. I said, 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:57.240 like a promoter, You're gonna be at this spot. I'm sorry, 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:00.080 what nigga, you coming to my city? You tell me 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.640 I gotta come see you at the wait like that, 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:05.040 like like out and about Yeah. I mean, maybe he 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:07.560 wants to make sure you're not like I would say 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:09.400 what it is, but I can't because can I ask 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:12.480 you a question? Would would you feel better if he 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:17.560 was like, I'll be staying here, come see me at 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:20.360 my hotel? What like what? You would be? Okay? You 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:23.320 would be at okay? He has to make an appearance somewhere. 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:25.040 Let's just say something's basic, like I don't know where 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:27.440 niggas be showing, says a sneaker store. What if someone 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:31.480 was like, Yo, I'm gonna be at the spot on Saturday. 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:34.120 Excuse me? First of all, you sent me pictures of 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:37.200 your penis? You are? Are you out of your gud 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:40.400 damn mind? I said you had all of the fucking nerve. 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:47.680 I was on HBO, nigga, I though, that's right. I 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:50.319 was so mad, Mandy, what are you gonna? Are you 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:53.120 gonna suck him? Hell? No? He said, what should I 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:54.400 have done? I said, you should have sent me the 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:59.400 dinner reservations, nigga, And if you didn't want to talk 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.680 about that, you could have told me you were gonna 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:03.680 ober me there because me and you were doing something after. 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.120 You want me to just come kick it? Are you 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:07.960 out of your crazy? That you so? I didn't plan 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:11.480 a rant um, but I actually wait, real quick, how 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:13.520 does red wine and coffee go together? Am I gonna 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:16.800 be shooting? I kind of want anal sex this week. 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:18.959 I don't know how how that's gonna go. You know what, 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:21.640 it's time for me to like I needed I need 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:24.880 to let this happen again because after your story, like, 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:28.480 it was so cool, but I need a hole, bitch. 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:31.040 It was just so good. That's the thing that, bro, 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:34.080 I can't take dick in my ads. So you so 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:36.000 real quick. I wonder how I realized when I did. 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:38.720 I think I had ambien it went, but it didn't win. 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:41.520 I have a picture of it right because it only 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:43.720 it was it was a lover boy and it really 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:47.160 wasn't anything. It felt like a whole dick. It's to 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:50.480 the point now where I'm just like, I just moved 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:52.400 one butt cheek to the side, and I'm like, I 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:54.720 needn't get I love it. So I want to go 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.880 on a rant actually, because why are you talking about? Um? 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:59.560 I really don't know how this coffee and red wine 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:01.760 is gonna go, But why are you're talking about your 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:05.280 your event and us being on HBO. Also, if y'all 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:09.000 haven't checked, we're on HBO. So um, if you guys 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:12.400 look up the Me Too documentary, you guys, the Consetting 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:15.679 doc Vice News on HBO, We're on that bitch, um, 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:19.280 so check it out. But this is what I was saying, um, 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:22.520 because unfortunately I have all of these guys from my past. 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:25.360 I feel like they still think I can move like 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:27.520 I did in my past, where I would drop everything 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:29.040 for them. I could hop on a flight whenever I 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:33.319 could just get Yeah, like before I actually had a 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:35.520 salary ship, when I was just like Okay, I'll give 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:37.240 up my ship to come sit on your dick. Like 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:40.360 I really let these niggas, like I gave these niggas power. 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:44.080 So clearly they're all back in my phone now and 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:48.400 I'm literally blocking niggas, cussing them out on some if 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:51.120 you don't respect my time, we can't see each other. Like, 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:53.040 not only do I have a job where I have 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:56.520 to be there Monday through Friday, we have the podcast 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.760 and that comes weekly for you guys, and now we 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:02.320 have Patreon, so we're doing six episodes a month that 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:05.640 we have to record and things. This this is business. 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:07.520 This is a lot of work. No, it's a fucking 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:09.680 ton of work. Now, God is getting on my nerves. 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.199 These niggas getting on my motherfucking nerves. This even this 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:15.679 other Chicago I talked about Chicago, or it wasn't Nebraska, 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:17.839 one of one of them cities. I named that nigga, 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:19.640 but he not even a depiction no more. He wanted 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:22.200 to find me to goddamn Vega, come to Vegas, come 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:25.800 for me, Come with me, nigga, it is I have 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:29.640 work tomorrow, sir. Oh, I'm sorry. That's not gonna happen. 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:33.640 People think we only do this though now they know 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.120 we worked. Bro, I don't. I've met people that don't 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:38.959 realize that you think so I have. So if y'all 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:41.280 are new to listening, just so y'all know we resually 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:43.560 just went on a rant. Um. She's in tech. And 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:45.600 if y'all want to know how boring my job is, 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:56.160 I do taxes for private equity funds and hedge. Yes, boy, 0:13:56.240 --> 0:14:03.520 like you things explaining? Really its so, but it is 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:06.200 pretty bad to the Only thing that's really interesting about 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:08.160 it is just like we never think of the ship 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:10.480 that needs to happen because it's New York. Like I 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:12.280 talked to my finance team, I'm like, y'all gotta get 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.360 this ship together because b ain't losing a check. The 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:17.880 average construction job for what I do in another city, 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:22.640 let's say Orlando Bucks in New York, it ranges from 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.479 forty five thou to a hundred and fifty. It's disgusting 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:30.680 because but even the thin down everything is old. Real quick, 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:33.800 real quick. Now, can we talk about dick because I 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:37.120 don't know, we probably know at that point, but you 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:40.200 got dick from old dick. It was Can I tell 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.640 you one thing that was kind of exciting? And I 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:47.680 want to know if so you always talk about because 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.120 you're right, you're right, I'll let you live. But green 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:53.960 Eyes was a new niggad eye and that yeah, yeah, 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:56.000 but I'm gonna get some new let me get some Asian. 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:58.680 So let me tell you what happened when Jeeves was 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:00.480 really interesting. So we came back in town in Germany. 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:04.480 I was so excited. Right we had sex, and right 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.560 immediately after sex, I actually wasn't gonna tell this because 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:07.800 I thought it was a little too personal. But any 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:10.000 like Nigg's no he is, he said to me, you know, 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:11.800 we hadn't had sex, we haven't seen each other, and 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.200 just through two or three months, and he said, I've 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:17.680 had sex with two other women. They were beautiful, things 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:20.160 were going great, and I couldn't really get it up. 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:22.960 And he said, and I was freaking out because I wondered, 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:25.240 like if the only person I could get hard for 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:28.040 was you and he's like, he said, he looked up 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:29.960 like a rectile this function. He was like, I thought 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.320 something was wrong and it came up because I was like, yo, 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.560 I kind of want to take like a pill with you. 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:38.000 Un Let's see what happens, you know, like she orgasms whatever, 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:40.120 and he was like yeah, like I he said, I 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:41.440 was thinking about it all night. He was like, if 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.360 you noticed I didn't drink, like I was wondering if 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:44.560 I'd be able to get it up. And he's like, 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:46.440 and I did, and it's just like tripping me out, 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:51.120 and I legit was blown up about it. He was like, yeah, 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:53.720 the other girl was really pretty. I was like, oh, okay, 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:56.640 But you know, it was interesting to fucking hear that 0:15:56.680 --> 0:16:00.400 ship because I think for me, I'm have a hard 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:02.840 time having sex with new people because it feels like 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:06.240 too much work. I feel like I am thinking too 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:08.600 much about oh my god, you know, I'm not gonna 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:10.720 have to explain how dirty I am. What if they 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:12.360 don't suck me like this? And it's like this whole 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:13.760 thing that's going in my head where I used to 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:17.400 enjoy sex so much more, But with Jeeves, I've had 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:19.280 the best sex of my life. The most sex I've 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:22.120 ever had, you know, like all the fucking time, and 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:24.200 now I'm just worried that it's not going to be 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:27.200 as good. And it's like, I'm fearful of bad sex, 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:29.720 so I'd rather have no sex than bad and bad sex. 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:33.200 Well that's that's how I am, especially currently now that 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:36.880 I'm fu seven so and he's given me the best 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:40.880 sex that I've ever had in my life consistently, I 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:45.040 am realizing that it's having a negative effect on like 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:49.840 how I even talk to niggas period, Like especially it's 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:51.880 it is like, and I've said this before, I do 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:54.680 I either want a boyfriend or you have to let 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:56.280 me like peg, you have to be into some real 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:59.640 kinky ship. So it's like literally that's where the conversations 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:01.960 are going. If you're in my phone. Do you want 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:03.440 me to be your girlfriend? Because then I'm gonna act 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:05.600 accordingly that way, that's the thing, Like or are you 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:08.000 gonna bend over for me? Nigga, it's one or the 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:11.960 other boyfriend or bend don't have sex with a woman, 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:16.280 not going into details at all about the person, and 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:19.840 I will tell you I fisted. Oh what you just 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:21.639 said you wasn't gonna say that at all. I say it, 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:23.040 but I just don't want to lead into like who 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:27.200 it was. So anyway, you fisted, okay, so talk about fist. Well, 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:31.000 I guess can we make this the kink? You got 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:33.200 a kink? So you're just talking about putting your fist 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:35.760 in the pussy. Um. So it didn't start off that way. 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:38.560 How it started off was basically her saying. And by 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:40.040 the way, a lot of you guys say, what do 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:41.960 lesbians mean when they say we're gonna suck each other? 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:44.840 I'm gonna give you another reminder. Fuck is just the 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:48.239 act of sex, and it doesn't necessarily mean that it's 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:51.640 pen like like I'm sorry, dick and pussy or whatever. Right, 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:54.119 It's just whatever the sex is for that person. She's like, 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:56.080 I want you to suck me um, And to me 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:59.360 and my mind, fucking is the movement of like penetrating, 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:01.399 but doesn't have to be a dick um like you 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:04.159 could fuck your suck my face, right, that's putting it 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:10.680 in and out like that. So and I'm using two 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:12.879 fingers because I believe you got to kind of start slow. 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:15.320 Two fingers are starting off slow, and then I can 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:17.359 pussies you put one and an asshole. You start with 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:22.320 one and fingers. Then she asked for more. Then she 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:24.920 asked for the pinky. Can I ask you for quick? 0:18:24.960 --> 0:18:28.280 While she was asking for you to fit? You're now 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:31.600 you said pinky? So you're at four fingers? Did anything 0:18:31.600 --> 0:18:35.040 go through your mind? Like this bitch? All like, did 0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:37.000 you think of anything while she was asking you this? 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:39.439 I thought she was just getting more turned on. And 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:42.080 she wanted like the width of a dick. So I 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:44.080 thought she wanted me to like spread my fingers because 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:45.439 my hands kind of small, So I thought maybe she 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:47.359 wants the width of a dick. So I started, like 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:49.440 when my fingers were inside of her, I like opened 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:51.639 my fingers more and she was stripping. I've never done that. 0:18:52.480 --> 0:18:54.919 And then finally it was like, put your hand in 0:18:54.960 --> 0:18:57.920 my pussy and I was like, that means the dumb 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:00.840 did you take your ring off? You ain't have amerrings on? 0:19:00.840 --> 0:19:03.880 I always wear rings, um, So now I'm like four 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:05.840 fingers in. Then she says put my hand and it's 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:08.000 like stopping right here right, I'm just like sucking her 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:10.399 with this, And now I'm actually kind of hurting a 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:13.240 little bit because here's the pussy hole. And I'm like 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:15.159 this and like she wants my whole hand, but I 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:17.000 refused to put the thumb in there, so now I'm 0:19:17.000 --> 0:19:20.200 just like at the knuckle and then she's like, no, everything, 0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:23.920 and that's when it turned into a fist. Wait, yeah, 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:25.439 so what did you because right when I had to 0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:28.120 put my my thumb in there, it kept so you're 0:19:28.160 --> 0:19:29.679 making the faces that I was making when I was 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:33.400 doing it, I was legit freaking out. So like once 0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:35.880 the knuckles went in, like her pussy actually felt I've 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:37.520 never felt pussy that far on my hand and it 0:19:37.560 --> 0:19:40.600 felt different, and I was freaking out. So while doing it, 0:19:40.640 --> 0:19:42.159