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Speaker 1: Welcome to horrible decisions. I wanna give it blame to
Speaker 1: Andrew Schultz. Wait, oh, I was because that was arriving,
Speaker 1: and because Andrew took so goddamn mother fucking long, we
Speaker 1: now had our guest cancel. We're not going to tell
Speaker 1: you their name. We're gonna have that guest back on.
Speaker 1: But I'm just yeah, I'm so annoying, and he's mad.
Speaker 1: I'm so mad because that be on CP time and
Speaker 1: he ain't even CP. I told him as that, like
Speaker 1: was kind of excited that, like the anger energy you
Speaker 1: have is hot for me today. Yeah, no, it ain't
Speaker 1: best to be in a good fucking mood. Um, if
Speaker 1: you guys have never heard horrible decisions, we interview people
Speaker 1: about their kings. But today I had a whole outline
Speaker 1: for this guest. And what I'm gonna do is interview
Speaker 1: my own goddamn co host. Wait, you're gonna do what?
Speaker 1: You ain't tell me? That's what we was gonna do.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We just won't even send me this
Speaker 1: goddamn out on, so I can't even ask you. So
Speaker 1: we're just we're just gonna roll with this ship. Wait
Speaker 1: real quick, I know you guys just got a spell
Speaker 1: of what the show is. But that's your girl, Mandy
Speaker 1: b a k A Food, Debt Beach. What's that y'all?
Speaker 1: What a dude? Were I am not? That's that whole
Speaker 1: is not a part of my a k s. It's
Speaker 1: Debt Big, it's pet of my got him name for
Speaker 1: you on my phone, Mandy, and then see your name.
Speaker 1: Your name in my phone was Wheezy Hoss. That's your friendly.
Speaker 1: That's not the only person that as we who accident
Speaker 1: Wheezy Hoss. So I was listening to Good Mom's Bad
Speaker 1: Choices podcast shout out to them and they played this
Speaker 1: game with someone to interviewed questions and I had one
Speaker 1: um topics and I just want you to say one
Speaker 1: word when I say that out the first thing that
Speaker 1: comes out of your mouth. Okay, you're gonna make me
Speaker 1: look stupid. We're gonna you already. Don't compare me to
Speaker 1: Wax And now I feel like, no, I got some
Speaker 1: ship fo you. First thing to kind of man. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be fun. I need you all to know
Speaker 1: my mind goes deep. Okay, alright, so y'all know we're
Speaker 1: gonna start easy, and I don't I want you to
Speaker 1: give me one word men, dick, women, pussy, anal, orgasm,
Speaker 1: blow jobs, spit, trump, mega, lesbians, scissors, tight jeans, yees, affection, orgies, sex,
Speaker 1: club car sex, never doing it, God damn it. Trades, gays,
Speaker 1: drag queens, the race, the drag que race, spit, blow jobs, pegging,
Speaker 1: Mandy b a k A I fuck grinder gaze. Damn
Speaker 1: what monogamy? Bullshit? A man in uniform, cop blindfolds. What's
Speaker 1: the word stealthing? When they remove the fucking condom on
Speaker 1: my ass? I'm I'm so motherfucking traumatized from blindfolds. You're
Speaker 1: not getting me in a blind fold sweat disgusting feet
Speaker 1: as Yeah, I think I kind of get in, like
Speaker 1: into feet. I did just smile to feet. It's this
Speaker 1: goddamn podcast. We gotta stop this ship. I got to
Speaker 1: end it because if I really put a toe in
Speaker 1: my pussy, my bro, I really gave a lap dance
Speaker 1: to a toe. And now you see the videos that
Speaker 1: our listeners are saying, I'm not I don't think i'd
Speaker 1: wash a foot, but the last one Kim Kardashians, but
Speaker 1: I'd eat I mean that was too. I mean, just
Speaker 1: like y'all know, real quick. I do know how to count,
Speaker 1: so I know some of those was more than one word,
Speaker 1: but I you know, I had no no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: I just wanted, like your first off, I like that.
Speaker 1: That was cute. We should probably kind of really really
Speaker 1: loved it. I watched them do it with van and
Speaker 1: it was such a fun like way to like just
Speaker 1: kind of like see what someone did. I did. I
Speaker 1: say like things that you like, you know what I like.
Speaker 1: I kind of thought you would say, like like when
Speaker 1: I said car sex, I thought you would say hot
Speaker 1: when I like too hot. You know, I didn't know
Speaker 1: the word to say because y'all know, like I tall,
Speaker 1: last niggas and I'm thick, so to me car sex automatically.
Speaker 1: Actually I should have said uncomfortable. Like I can't think
Speaker 1: of car sex where I would enjoy it at this
Speaker 1: point because they're too big. I gotta be the hit
Speaker 1: my It's just no, it's just not really fun. So
Speaker 1: I learned to make Vanilla ships venting sessions. This is
Speaker 1: nothing that I planned, but I gotta get it out.
Speaker 1: And if you don't want to hear anything that has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with Dick, actually it'll be dick in
Speaker 1: a minute. But let me just tell you about my day, Mandy,
Speaker 1: because I've been frustrated. Hmm. I just have to tell
Speaker 1: you what happened with my job. So I'm going to
Speaker 1: take my parents really quick. I'm really glad that we're
Speaker 1: bringing this to the forefront too, because if y'all are
Speaker 1: watching on YouTube, shout out YouTube. I am sitting here
Speaker 1: in a fucking cardigan right now, coming straight from work,
Speaker 1: and I was telling him I wanted to take my
Speaker 1: goddamn cardigan off before we started, because I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm in a fucking cardigan and this is about to
Speaker 1: go on YouTube, and he's like, no, if it's your rand,
Speaker 1: you know you're working. Yeah, okay kind of. I read
Speaker 1: something where uh, this girl was like I paid for Patreon,
Speaker 1: they couldn't put makeup on? Bro, we come straight from work? Said, yes,
Speaker 1: I don't have one eyebrow right now, like I don't
Speaker 1: have on eyebrow. Oh, I don't have eyebrows on like
Speaker 1: normally I put them on. Butch, I told you I
Speaker 1: had a three someome last night. So I'm like, we
Speaker 1: come straight from work. I come from I work, then
Speaker 1: go to the gym, then I walk forty minutes to
Speaker 1: get here. I don't have to walk. I just do
Speaker 1: it by choice like we do like exercise and so
Speaker 1: much so extra. It's probably honestly keeping me from being Okay,
Speaker 1: we're not getting sucked, but anyway, I did get some
Speaker 1: jack from Jeeves. An't new story. Let me just tell
Speaker 1: you about how hard my job is. So I booked
Speaker 1: this trip to take my parents to Mexico because I figured, like,
Speaker 1: let me do something nice for them. I always take
Speaker 1: them on cruises, and I'm like, we're gonna do that
Speaker 1: for Christmas because it's cheap and is what I could afford. Also,
Speaker 1: what will be a ship show is that I can
Speaker 1: only afford to put us in one room, so that
Speaker 1: should be fun. Not only well, real quick, I'm really jealous.
Speaker 1: And Mom, since you listen to the episodes even though
Speaker 1: you're not fucking supposed to get your ass the passport
Speaker 1: and maybe I could take your ass somewhere, so go bro.
Speaker 1: The flights were nine nine dollars from Orlando. For me,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be seven trip, but probably would have a
Speaker 1: layover in Dallas. It's a terrible lay like twelve. Like
Speaker 1: all the thought I'm here to Orlando first, I'm like,
Speaker 1: let me just let this be quick because I want
Speaker 1: to do to Loom for New Year's But anyway, so
Speaker 1: I'm taking them to Mexico. We're gonna stay for a
Speaker 1: few days, stay for Christmas, and um, I'm just thinking
Speaker 1: of what people are gonna think when we get there,
Speaker 1: because my mom is black, my dad is white, and
Speaker 1: he got a walker and then here's me with titties
Speaker 1: and tattoos. Theyre gonna be like yo, what like what's
Speaker 1: going on? But no, I mean I needed to end
Speaker 1: around like two thousand. That was what I could afford,
Speaker 1: and I had this deal that came in. So let
Speaker 1: me just tell you what happened today. I sold this
Speaker 1: huge deal. Okay, sound was like perfect, I'll buy the
Speaker 1: trip with that. I sell ied tea services. This is
Speaker 1: a service called managed security like managed router services, right,
Speaker 1: which basically has to funnel through a private Internet line
Speaker 1: because if it's not, then it's not managed and other
Speaker 1: people could steal the information. So something very interesting about
Speaker 1: internet in New York. When you go to another city, right,
Speaker 1: you know how you see cable and phone lines in
Speaker 1: the air. We don't see that here, right, So everything
Speaker 1: is aerial everywhere else, but New York because everything is
Speaker 1: underground here. So that means so the customer, their building
Speaker 1: doesn't have fiber, right, it only has the black cable
Speaker 1: internet which is COAX, which is the one that everybody
Speaker 1: shares in the neighborhood that runs slow. So to install
Speaker 1: fiber to cut the street, you have to you have
Speaker 1: to hold. My company has to pay to stop the
Speaker 1: street for a day. They have to cut the street,
Speaker 1: put the fiber in there, which is glass, then seal
Speaker 1: the concrete back up, and then the street resumes just
Speaker 1: for that person to be able to watch porn hup
Speaker 1: when their boss is gone. I don't know if that's true,
Speaker 1: but my point is it's going to cause a hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty dollars to do this. I called the customer
Speaker 1: and I let them know, and that nigga laughed at
Speaker 1: me and he said, you must be out of your
Speaker 1: goddamn sucking mind if you think I must spend a
Speaker 1: hundred twenty dollars for internet. I said, well, I guess
Speaker 1: you can work running off your phone because I don't
Speaker 1: know what to tell you, dude, I honestly am trying.
Speaker 1: So I called back and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I got it? Down to eighty five, and he almost
Speaker 1: called me a bit and then hung up the phone.
Speaker 1: And I had this whole deal that was going and
Speaker 1: I was gonna pay for this trip. So now I'm
Speaker 1: pissed not to mention. Once I got out of work.
Speaker 1: There's this nigga that's coming in town this weekend. He's
Speaker 1: an entertainer. He's coming to record some ship in New York.
Speaker 1: And he and I have been talking back and forth,
Speaker 1: and then he said to me, after we've been talking
Speaker 1: to him about flying me there and doing all this stuff, Yo,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be at this spot on Saturday, come funk
Speaker 1: with me. I called him on the phone. I said,
Speaker 1: like a promoter, You're gonna be at this spot. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: what nigga, you coming to my city? You tell me
Speaker 1: I gotta come see you at the wait like that,
Speaker 1: like like out and about Yeah. I mean, maybe he
Speaker 1: wants to make sure you're not like I would say
Speaker 1: what it is, but I can't because can I ask
Speaker 1: you a question? Would would you feel better if he
Speaker 1: was like, I'll be staying here, come see me at
Speaker 1: my hotel? What like what? You would be? Okay? You
Speaker 1: would be at okay? He has to make an appearance somewhere.
Speaker 1: Let's just say something's basic, like I don't know where
Speaker 1: niggas be showing, says a sneaker store. What if someone
Speaker 1: was like, Yo, I'm gonna be at the spot on Saturday.
Speaker 1: Excuse me? First of all, you sent me pictures of
Speaker 1: your penis? You are? Are you out of your gud
Speaker 1: damn mind? I said you had all of the fucking nerve.
Speaker 1: I was on HBO, nigga, I though, that's right. I
Speaker 1: was so mad, Mandy, what are you gonna? Are you
Speaker 1: gonna suck him? Hell? No? He said, what should I
Speaker 1: have done? I said, you should have sent me the
Speaker 1: dinner reservations, nigga, And if you didn't want to talk
Speaker 1: about that, you could have told me you were gonna
Speaker 1: ober me there because me and you were doing something after.
Speaker 1: You want me to just come kick it? Are you
Speaker 1: out of your crazy? That you so? I didn't plan
Speaker 1: a rant um, but I actually wait, real quick, how
Speaker 1: does red wine and coffee go together? Am I gonna
Speaker 1: be shooting? I kind of want anal sex this week.
Speaker 1: I don't know how how that's gonna go. You know what,
Speaker 1: it's time for me to like I needed I need
Speaker 1: to let this happen again because after your story, like,
Speaker 1: it was so cool, but I need a hole, bitch.
Speaker 1: It was just so good. That's the thing that, bro,
Speaker 1: I can't take dick in my ads. So you so
Speaker 1: real quick. I wonder how I realized when I did.
Speaker 1: I think I had ambien it went, but it didn't win.
Speaker 1: I have a picture of it right because it only
Speaker 1: it was it was a lover boy and it really
Speaker 1: wasn't anything. It felt like a whole dick. It's to
Speaker 1: the point now where I'm just like, I just moved
Speaker 1: one butt cheek to the side, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: needn't get I love it. So I want to go
Speaker 1: on a rant actually, because why are you talking about? Um?
Speaker 1: I really don't know how this coffee and red wine
Speaker 1: is gonna go, But why are you're talking about your
Speaker 1: your event and us being on HBO. Also, if y'all
Speaker 1: haven't checked, we're on HBO. So um, if you guys
Speaker 1: look up the Me Too documentary, you guys, the Consetting
Speaker 1: doc Vice News on HBO, We're on that bitch, um,
Speaker 1: so check it out. But this is what I was saying, um,
Speaker 1: because unfortunately I have all of these guys from my past.
Speaker 1: I feel like they still think I can move like
Speaker 1: I did in my past, where I would drop everything
Speaker 1: for them. I could hop on a flight whenever I
Speaker 1: could just get Yeah, like before I actually had a
Speaker 1: salary ship, when I was just like Okay, I'll give
Speaker 1: up my ship to come sit on your dick. Like
Speaker 1: I really let these niggas, like I gave these niggas power.
Speaker 1: So clearly they're all back in my phone now and
Speaker 1: I'm literally blocking niggas, cussing them out on some if
Speaker 1: you don't respect my time, we can't see each other. Like,
Speaker 1: not only do I have a job where I have
Speaker 1: to be there Monday through Friday, we have the podcast
Speaker 1: and that comes weekly for you guys, and now we
Speaker 1: have Patreon, so we're doing six episodes a month that
Speaker 1: we have to record and things. This this is business.
Speaker 1: This is a lot of work. No, it's a fucking
Speaker 1: ton of work. Now, God is getting on my nerves.
Speaker 1: These niggas getting on my motherfucking nerves. This even this
Speaker 1: other Chicago I talked about Chicago, or it wasn't Nebraska,
Speaker 1: one of one of them cities. I named that nigga,
Speaker 1: but he not even a depiction no more. He wanted
Speaker 1: to find me to goddamn Vega, come to Vegas, come
Speaker 1: for me, Come with me, nigga, it is I have
Speaker 1: work tomorrow, sir. Oh, I'm sorry. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: People think we only do this though now they know
Speaker 1: we worked. Bro, I don't. I've met people that don't
Speaker 1: realize that you think so I have. So if y'all
Speaker 1: are new to listening, just so y'all know we resually
Speaker 1: just went on a rant. Um. She's in tech. And
Speaker 1: if y'all want to know how boring my job is,
Speaker 1: I do taxes for private equity funds and hedge. Yes, boy,
Speaker 1: like you things explaining? Really its so, but it is
Speaker 1: pretty bad to the Only thing that's really interesting about
Speaker 1: it is just like we never think of the ship
Speaker 1: that needs to happen because it's New York. Like I
Speaker 1: talked to my finance team, I'm like, y'all gotta get
Speaker 1: this ship together because b ain't losing a check. The
Speaker 1: average construction job for what I do in another city,
Speaker 1: let's say Orlando Bucks in New York, it ranges from
Speaker 1: forty five thou to a hundred and fifty. It's disgusting
Speaker 1: because but even the thin down everything is old. Real quick,
Speaker 1: real quick. Now, can we talk about dick because I
Speaker 1: don't know, we probably know at that point, but you
Speaker 1: got dick from old dick. It was Can I tell
Speaker 1: you one thing that was kind of exciting? And I
Speaker 1: want to know if so you always talk about because
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right, I'll let you live. But green
Speaker 1: Eyes was a new niggad eye and that yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna get some new let me get some Asian.
Speaker 1: So let me tell you what happened when Jeeves was
Speaker 1: really interesting. So we came back in town in Germany.
Speaker 1: I was so excited. Right we had sex, and right
Speaker 1: immediately after sex, I actually wasn't gonna tell this because
Speaker 1: I thought it was a little too personal. But any
Speaker 1: like Nigg's no he is, he said to me, you know,
Speaker 1: we hadn't had sex, we haven't seen each other, and
Speaker 1: just through two or three months, and he said, I've
Speaker 1: had sex with two other women. They were beautiful, things
Speaker 1: were going great, and I couldn't really get it up.
Speaker 1: And he said, and I was freaking out because I wondered,
Speaker 1: like if the only person I could get hard for
Speaker 1: was you and he's like, he said, he looked up
Speaker 1: like a rectile this function. He was like, I thought
Speaker 1: something was wrong and it came up because I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: I kind of want to take like a pill with you.
Speaker 1: Un Let's see what happens, you know, like she orgasms whatever,
Speaker 1: and he was like yeah, like I he said, I
Speaker 1: was thinking about it all night. He was like, if
Speaker 1: you noticed I didn't drink, like I was wondering if
Speaker 1: I'd be able to get it up. And he's like,
Speaker 1: and I did, and it's just like tripping me out,
Speaker 1: and I legit was blown up about it. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the other girl was really pretty. I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: But you know, it was interesting to fucking hear that
Speaker 1: ship because I think for me, I'm have a hard
Speaker 1: time having sex with new people because it feels like
Speaker 1: too much work. I feel like I am thinking too
Speaker 1: much about oh my god, you know, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: have to explain how dirty I am. What if they
Speaker 1: don't suck me like this? And it's like this whole
Speaker 1: thing that's going in my head where I used to
Speaker 1: enjoy sex so much more, But with Jeeves, I've had
Speaker 1: the best sex of my life. The most sex I've
Speaker 1: ever had, you know, like all the fucking time, and
Speaker 1: now I'm just worried that it's not going to be
Speaker 1: as good. And it's like, I'm fearful of bad sex,
Speaker 1: so I'd rather have no sex than bad and bad sex.
Speaker 1: Well that's that's how I am, especially currently now that
Speaker 1: I'm fu seven so and he's given me the best
Speaker 1: sex that I've ever had in my life consistently, I
Speaker 1: am realizing that it's having a negative effect on like
Speaker 1: how I even talk to niggas period, Like especially it's
Speaker 1: it is like, and I've said this before, I do
Speaker 1: I either want a boyfriend or you have to let
Speaker 1: me like peg, you have to be into some real
Speaker 1: kinky ship. So it's like literally that's where the conversations
Speaker 1: are going. If you're in my phone. Do you want
Speaker 1: me to be your girlfriend? Because then I'm gonna act
Speaker 1: accordingly that way, that's the thing, Like or are you
Speaker 1: gonna bend over for me? Nigga, it's one or the
Speaker 1: other boyfriend or bend don't have sex with a woman,
Speaker 1: not going into details at all about the person, and
Speaker 1: I will tell you I fisted. Oh what you just
Speaker 1: said you wasn't gonna say that at all. I say it,
Speaker 1: but I just don't want to lead into like who
Speaker 1: it was. So anyway, you fisted, okay, so talk about fist. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess can we make this the kink? You got
Speaker 1: a kink? So you're just talking about putting your fist
Speaker 1: in the pussy. Um. So it didn't start off that way.
Speaker 1: How it started off was basically her saying. And by
Speaker 1: the way, a lot of you guys say, what do
Speaker 1: lesbians mean when they say we're gonna suck each other?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you another reminder. Fuck is just the
Speaker 1: act of sex, and it doesn't necessarily mean that it's
Speaker 1: pen like like I'm sorry, dick and pussy or whatever. Right,
Speaker 1: It's just whatever the sex is for that person. She's like,
Speaker 1: I want you to suck me um, And to me
Speaker 1: and my mind, fucking is the movement of like penetrating,
Speaker 1: but doesn't have to be a dick um like you
Speaker 1: could fuck your suck my face, right, that's putting it
Speaker 1: in and out like that. So and I'm using two
Speaker 1: fingers because I believe you got to kind of start slow.
Speaker 1: Two fingers are starting off slow, and then I can
Speaker 1: pussies you put one and an asshole. You start with
Speaker 1: one and fingers. Then she asked for more. Then she
Speaker 1: asked for the pinky. Can I ask you for quick?
Speaker 1: While she was asking for you to fit? You're now
Speaker 1: you said pinky? So you're at four fingers? Did anything
Speaker 1: go through your mind? Like this bitch? All like, did
Speaker 1: you think of anything while she was asking you this?
Speaker 1: I thought she was just getting more turned on. And
Speaker 1: she wanted like the width of a dick. So I
Speaker 1: thought she wanted me to like spread my fingers because
Speaker 1: my hands kind of small, So I thought maybe she
Speaker 1: wants the width of a dick. So I started, like
Speaker 1: when my fingers were inside of her, I like opened
Speaker 1: my fingers more and she was stripping. I've never done that.
Speaker 1: And then finally it was like, put your hand in
Speaker 1: my pussy and I was like, that means the dumb
Speaker 1: did you take your ring off? You ain't have amerrings on?
Speaker 1: I always wear rings, um, So now I'm like four
Speaker 1: fingers in. Then she says put my hand and it's
Speaker 1: like stopping right here right, I'm just like sucking her
Speaker 1: with this, And now I'm actually kind of hurting a
Speaker 1: little bit because here's the pussy hole. And I'm like
Speaker 1: this and like she wants my whole hand, but I
Speaker 1: refused to put the thumb in there, so now I'm
Speaker 1: just like at the knuckle and then she's like, no, everything,
Speaker 1: and that's when it turned into a fist. Wait, yeah,
Speaker 1: so what did you because right when I had to
Speaker 1: put my my thumb in there, it kept so you're
Speaker 1: making the faces that I was making when I was
Speaker 1: doing it, I was legit freaking out. So like once
Speaker 1: the knuckles went in, like her pussy actually felt I've
Speaker 1: never felt pussy that far on my hand and it
Speaker 1: felt different, and I was freaking out. So while doing it,
Speaker 1: like I didn't feel like it felt like I was
Speaker 1: punching her pussy. I didn't like it at all. Was
Speaker 1: she moaning? Was she enjoying? She came crazy hard, Like
Speaker 1: my hand was soaked, like it's I could smell it
Speaker 1: all day. It was great, but I was really freaking out,
Speaker 1: like I just did not enjoy doing it, and like
Speaker 1: that was one of the first times where I have
Speaker 1: done something in sex that turn the other person on,
Speaker 1: that made me uncomfortable, Like I feel like pean on
Speaker 1: a nigga wouldn't turn me on, but I would do it.
Speaker 1: I think, well, if this made me feel uncomfortable, oh
Speaker 1: it turns okay. And I didn't say it where that's
Speaker 1: where I am with piss like the guy who I
Speaker 1: peed on. It did absolutely nothing for me, and it's
Speaker 1: something that I wouldn't ask to do. It's something that
Speaker 1: didn't turn me on. And I was just like you
Speaker 1: and asked me like I just wasn't here for it.
Speaker 1: I was legit uncomfortable and I didn't want to say
Speaker 1: anything about it because I didn't know if I was shrimping.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I need to get over this ship. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, is there anything else that maybe
Speaker 1: you've been asked to do while having sex that made
Speaker 1: you feel uncomfortable? I've said no, Oh you just said no? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I can't. I thought the only thing we would
Speaker 1: say no to was scatt aren't you? Like? What else
Speaker 1: are you? That's what you were saying in my time, Like,
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything. But this was just something
Speaker 1: like the whole time it was going on, I remember
Speaker 1: I was like putting my face down so she wouldn't
Speaker 1: see a reaction, and I was closing my own eyes
Speaker 1: because I was freaking out and her she's not even
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, I don't know about fisting, bro, but
Speaker 1: I will say the only hot thing is like feeling
Speaker 1: her pussy stretch. That was pretty nice. Um, I feel
Speaker 1: like in the booty like, but I'll stop at three.
Speaker 1: I think the most fingers I've ever fit inside of
Speaker 1: booty hole was three, and that to me, like, I
Speaker 1: don't think three fingers in my ass would feel very good.
Speaker 1: So to me, I feel like there's no way he's
Speaker 1: enjoying it to where like like then I started thinking that,
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't enjoy this, so I don't think I'm pleasing.
Speaker 1: The reason I picked this Kink of the week is
Speaker 1: because she are we getting into the King of the
Speaker 1: Week now. She had this four play going on and
Speaker 1: I've never done it, but maybe I have done it.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize. Let's see what you don't chose. It's
Speaker 1: really basic, but because lesbians sexist basics, it's not. It's
Speaker 1: not that's why I don't watch. It's just called corruption, right,
Speaker 1: which is being dishonest and and conducting by those in power,
Speaker 1: typically involving bribery. Here's a story I got from a
Speaker 1: corruption fantasy. Every day recall meeting my girl. You know,
Speaker 1: when I was introduced to her, she had such a
Speaker 1: shy and innocent look sitting there in her blue dress,
Speaker 1: And now that we're in a relationship, she's second to
Speaker 1: none insects. An embarrassed shy girls turned into a daring
Speaker 1: and passionate woman. I had no idea she could even
Speaker 1: be like this. When we go out together and she's
Speaker 1: behaving so sweet and tender, I remember what she's like
Speaker 1: in bed, So basically this nigga loved that she acts
Speaker 1: like a little good girl. But it's a fucking freaking
Speaker 1: sheets And I didn't realize that corrupting someone during sex
Speaker 1: was a thing, so when we were in bed, I
Speaker 1: would call it violating. But like, I feel like I
Speaker 1: corrupt niggas who So can I tell you just real
Speaker 1: quick the fact that you just brought this up, this
Speaker 1: reminds me of green Eyes. Green Eyes is so like
Speaker 1: he's kind of like wholesome. He wanted to get paid right,
Speaker 1: didn't want to get picked. But his dick is just
Speaker 1: his dick is comfortable. He's just not local. But um,
Speaker 1: he's when we're talking about like his life and stuff,
Speaker 1: he's just very chill. Very innocent, like very like talks
Speaker 1: very proper, just very chill. But in bed, I feel
Speaker 1: like then he's like, you can do whatever you want,
Speaker 1: like and he becomes a different person, like then he
Speaker 1: is outside of the bedroom. It is so I think
Speaker 1: I'm taking a devil turning into that person. I feel
Speaker 1: like I corrupt all these nags. I mean, so this
Speaker 1: is how she did it, and then I had to
Speaker 1: look it up and that's where I found this. So
Speaker 1: we got to my place, I'm like, I didn't know
Speaker 1: why she was doing this voice, and I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: she put on a voice fee she was just like
Speaker 1: I started kissing her and she was like, oh, why
Speaker 1: do you keep playing like this? Like this is all
Speaker 1: you've had about all night? You know, I don't be
Speaker 1: fucking girls like that. I'm like that. So then she's like,
Speaker 1: you want me to be bad, don't you. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be bad. I ain't got somebody. That's why I
Speaker 1: didn't know where it was going in because if you
Speaker 1: want me to take them on dason ship, it got
Speaker 1: this just played to god, it makes you really wanted
Speaker 1: to do this all night? Yes, bitch, but that was
Speaker 1: getting her off thinking that like I was making her
Speaker 1: fuck me, and so she was just like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like because I told her to like sit on my
Speaker 1: face and she was like like yeah, and she liked
Speaker 1: being playful. And actually, here's the funny thing. I want
Speaker 1: to bring this up. This corruption thing is definitely role
Speaker 1: play and this is a reason why we need a
Speaker 1: safe word that's not no, because I'm sure she said
Speaker 1: no and wanted me to just reciprocate. It's crazy because
Speaker 1: we talked about this, even with consent, and you said
Speaker 1: that there's sometimes that you do want the dick and
Speaker 1: you'll be like no, stop, like very playful nose. And
Speaker 1: so I think that that word because people are into
Speaker 1: role playing or sometimes we do maybe want to get
Speaker 1: that pussy, like we kind of probably should think of
Speaker 1: another word other than no. It's not that I'm talking
Speaker 1: about specifically, like in the act of consenting sex, not
Speaker 1: using no as the safe word. So I want to
Speaker 1: ask you this, if you're having sex like right where
Speaker 1: someone could be assertive with you, I'm like, no, I
Speaker 1: don't need to touch my pussy, Like maybe I shouldn't
Speaker 1: say that, like I need to say watermelon nigga. Okay,
Speaker 1: what Kanda you did say, what kinda is gonna be
Speaker 1: your safe word? Okay, I'll right, I see that. That's
Speaker 1: all I mean, And that's why I generally no, it's
Speaker 1: never gonna safe word. I think that makes sense that. Um,
Speaker 1: but I thought the corruption thing was like I was
Speaker 1: just like, why does she can want me do this?
Speaker 1: And she was like it's almost saying shit, like, um,
Speaker 1: stop making me take my panties off. And I was like,
Speaker 1: did you pull on that? Right? You gotta know you
Speaker 1: gotta go. We got in the character well, I right,
Speaker 1: I right. It was just I think that's okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do like that. I do like that. Yet m hm,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, but I get into the point where,
Speaker 1: like the whole corruption thing, clearly it's more so when
Speaker 1: I'm with a guy and he's allowing me to do
Speaker 1: things that he doesn't let other women do. If we
Speaker 1: get into the pegging or the booty play, like the
Speaker 1: booty play mostly since I'm the booty band it goddamn, um,
Speaker 1: that's where the boot demand it comes from. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: they called me I'm be stealing all these booty holes.
Speaker 1: No no, but so this is actually where that conversation
Speaker 1: came from. I have another guy that wants me to
Speaker 1: peg him. But I've already used my pegger on another guy.
Speaker 1: Hate that word so quick, real quick. So this is
Speaker 1: the dilemma that I'm in, and maybe y'all can help me. Actually,
Speaker 1: so he wants to suck it. He wants to suck
Speaker 1: my pegger before I funk him with it, saying it
Speaker 1: so we to suck my pegger. So so, but this
Speaker 1: is the thing. But this is the thing. I've already
Speaker 1: used this toy on another guy, and I didn't put
Speaker 1: a condom on the toy, so I feel like I
Speaker 1: was thinking and boiling it. I'm in New York. I
Speaker 1: don't have a dishwasher. But what's the second I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna tell you the name? Yeah, is it the fine
Speaker 1: thing you sent me from the sex cluff? You're not
Speaker 1: gonna sit here and guess no, it's not him. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you. Maybe i'll tell you here, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: But he wants to suck it because he wants to
Speaker 1: be dominated. Oh one. So in my mind I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: I don't know how mentally I'm gonna take knowing that
Speaker 1: he's stuck in a toy that I had in another
Speaker 1: nigga's ass. But then I'm like, technically we'll be sucking dick.
Speaker 1: Did be an, Like you gave somebody and nigga's don't
Speaker 1: be boiling their dicks. So technically if I boil it,
Speaker 1: I have sex toy cleaner. I'll bring it next time.
Speaker 1: That would be really well yeah, because yeah I didn't
Speaker 1: see him this, Yeah that'll work. Yeah, seriously, Like I mean,
Speaker 1: I I only keep it because I was I used
Speaker 1: to wash it with other stuff, and I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe this isn't good. Let me ask you this because
Speaker 1: this has happened to me before, and I did feel odds.
Speaker 1: So there was a guy before this was Oh my god,
Speaker 1: maybe like two thousand and ten when I lived in Miami. Um,
Speaker 1: he didn't make me squirt, so it was amazing. So
Speaker 1: I got past all of the germs that I was thinking.
Speaker 1: But he used toys on me, and I immediately was like,
Speaker 1: niggodas is toys that you use on bitches? Like how
Speaker 1: many other bitches have you toys on? What are your
Speaker 1: thoughts on? Like when I went on Mouse's show, Wax
Speaker 1: talked about bringing like vibrators and stimulators, He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I buy new ones and I was like, no, you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't want to seem like like I'm gonna keep
Speaker 1: it real with you. I've had sex with two doms,
Speaker 1: and when you go to a dom's house, they have
Speaker 1: the treasure chests right right, right. So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I've used the sex tape on Jeeves and he's used
Speaker 1: it on me, and I also used it. It's different
Speaker 1: on the girl. Yeah, but sex tape is different. It's
Speaker 1: not being inserted into them. That's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: So I think we have a weird thing about like Genetalia, right,
Speaker 1: That's what it is. Because even the prostate kid I
Speaker 1: want to use that, the one that we got from
Speaker 1: Adam and Eve. And I'm like, oh, I stuck about
Speaker 1: three D is already in another nigga booty, so I
Speaker 1: gotta boil all this ship. But I'm like, can I
Speaker 1: just be sticking all my toys and these nigga's asses
Speaker 1: and they're they're different. They're not bringing it up unless
Speaker 1: he brings a new quote out of Pegger. I would
Speaker 1: just say, I would just think it's safe to assume
Speaker 1: that he thinks that you're clearing. I feel really kind
Speaker 1: of shaded with the air quotes around peggers, they're not
Speaker 1: what's wrong with pegger? I think it's a fine name
Speaker 1: a strap on, okay, but the pegger sounds cute like
Speaker 1: booty hole. I prefer to say booty hole and not
Speaker 1: butt hole because booty hole make it think like it's
Speaker 1: a little cute booty hole. You don't think booty holes
Speaker 1: is cute? I think you know what I think. I
Speaker 1: want to hear the word booty hole. What Tiffany Hattish
Speaker 1: in Girls you were? Do you think it, y'all? Booty?
Speaker 1: But booty hall it makes like I think it's like
Speaker 1: like you can say, but booty hall made like you
Speaker 1: gotta get like a small pet and call it that.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call it that booty just calling it out.
Speaker 1: I'm not calling it booty. I'm gonna get you to
Speaker 1: your for Christmas. IM gonna get you actually your birthday
Speaker 1: on Thursday. I'm gonna get you to efficient real quick
Speaker 1: because y'all know, um, I'm black and black and speak
Speaker 1: only English and not even good English. But um, if
Speaker 1: all of y'all or not all y'all, if y'all listening
Speaker 1: is from another country, can y'all like send me how
Speaker 1: you say booty hole in your language? So maybe I
Speaker 1: can find a cute other way to say booty like,
Speaker 1: you know how like French niggas could say something and
Speaker 1: just sends you because it stuf is it, don't you know?
Speaker 1: So if y'all send me a word asshole, no booty hole,
Speaker 1: I want booty hole in another Booty is a slang
Speaker 1: term already in its own though. A booty is a slang.
Speaker 1: Booty is a slang, booty slang. Oh, I got it?
Speaker 1: What go now? I don't like that one? Okay, well
Speaker 1: that's asshole? Cool? Na do wait? See? But then when
Speaker 1: I say that could be asshole like a diss Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want but hold look at butthole in another language.
Speaker 1: Oh it's three letters, I mean three words. That's not cute.
Speaker 1: Right now your call? Right now? Can we get her
Speaker 1: on the mike and say booty hole in her language?
Speaker 1: We can't say, boy, we're not gonna talk about you
Speaker 1: cheating niggas. Ring ahead, just hand the phones? Are you
Speaker 1: get over? She bought an she got it? Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: doing it in Spanish too. That's all right. We'll take
Speaker 1: a how you saying put it on speaker put it on.
Speaker 1: We just needed in a second, real real quick say
Speaker 1: booty hole in French? Please? Can you say for it?
Speaker 1: We just need to know how it sounds. That's all
Speaker 1: Google's not doing too well. Oh like booty hole like
Speaker 1: butt hole. I can't hear. I think that's what we
Speaker 1: saw on what people to French and French. That's cold.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I like that. She just sounded sexier. I
Speaker 1: like that. Wait, we might be able to do that,
Speaker 1: like she was like, okay, does that sound is that right? Wait?
Speaker 1: Does that sound right? Crue? Oh you know is gonna
Speaker 1: right us back and be like that, ain't it bitch? Well? No,
Speaker 1: Creole is different than French. It's like a broken French.
Speaker 1: So don't let's not get started like creole is a
Speaker 1: broken French. It's a dialect. I would say more than
Speaker 1: I don't. I know, I know I'm right, nigga, my
Speaker 1: sister Haitian. I know I'm right my sister Haitian, nigga.
Speaker 1: I mean it's stopped by saying nigg it's two languages mixed,
Speaker 1: ain't it what creole? No? I mean it's a broken
Speaker 1: Let me look at there are French colony. So that's
Speaker 1: why it's the same way like Louisiana like is like
Speaker 1: still English. It's so funny because from like Jamaica, Patsui
Speaker 1: is still pretty much English. So many like I love
Speaker 1: some New Orleans ship. You know that that when I
Speaker 1: hear Creole, I think about like dudes from New Orleans.
Speaker 1: I don't even think about Hatians. Really yeah, I do
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Speaker 1: like women and like really finding themselves sexually. And I'm
Speaker 1: excited to see, um, the hottest man or listen to
Speaker 1: the hottest man being a woman. God damn, but I
Speaker 1: feel like that's kind of like young and may or
Speaker 1: Brittany Grinder. I think that's the hot. When Shade Room
Speaker 1: did Fashion over Men for younger man, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh that's no, but it's not. I told y'all like
Speaker 1: Britney Grinder and she's kind of like the hottest man.
Speaker 1: That's a woman. No, did you know? Did? He said?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I didn't follow her though, don't
Speaker 1: because like when I follow people, I gotta crush on.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see you posting with your bitch,
Speaker 1: God damn it. So I don't follow people when they
Speaker 1: getting relationships, you know what I mean. Brinnie be all
Speaker 1: in love with her and I'm like, damn, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to be for me, baby that I don't follow that ship.
Speaker 1: Um well, speaking of if you could do your perfect
Speaker 1: insecure threesome. Mmf oh, perfect insecure threesome, mine's gonna be
Speaker 1: Daniel and Row So Daniels Kendrick that's his real name,
Speaker 1: pretty eyes. No, that's um the Daniels, the ex that
Speaker 1: used to be going back. I'll take I'll take Andrew
Speaker 1: the Asian and fucking Daniel. Look at you now, you're
Speaker 1: gonna come across like you into Asian. You see she's
Speaker 1: so folding. What do you mean, because Molly really let
Speaker 1: me go. I'll take the Asian. This is because you
Speaker 1: want to make sure it don't feel like she fed
Speaker 1: a sasin. I'll take the Asian on the insecure. But
Speaker 1: go ahead, people to lightest skin man. And you know,
Speaker 1: wait real quick. I got called out in the comments
Speaker 1: because I put the picture of the like there was
Speaker 1: three niggas from Cure. One was the light skin nigga,
Speaker 1: the other one was drow and who was the middle one.
Speaker 1: His name is Roderick. He's not he's a model. He's
Speaker 1: a model. So I said, I'll take the two paper
Speaker 1: brown skin niggas on the side. These motherfucker's got all
Speaker 1: in my ship. And I'm just like, in this particular photo,
Speaker 1: I don't want the too light skin ones. Like, let's
Speaker 1: not turn this into a colors issue. Otherwise I'll add
Speaker 1: colors to a k and y'all can just suck my dead.
Speaker 1: It's that it's paperbag that people didn't but that's that's
Speaker 1: the color I like. Like if I had a crown
Speaker 1: box and I had a Crown box, them is the
Speaker 1: type of colors I would make paper bag brown. So okay,
Speaker 1: the paperback from the paperbang brown test. Apparently that was
Speaker 1: made in the sucking NIGGI should be when niggas come
Speaker 1: for me. I'm looking up like I ain't say tests,
Speaker 1: and then they added tests behind my word. I said,
Speaker 1: b I ain't say tests. I said, good is hope.
Speaker 1: But um, if I could make it when they are
Speaker 1: the cuter ones in the pick, that's like the middle one,
Speaker 1: the hottest one on the show to me is still Daniel.
Speaker 1: He dark. I'll be honest with You's ex look like
Speaker 1: he even though he a producer, a wrapper and I
Speaker 1: hate him to That's the one I'm talking about. That's
Speaker 1: the one who I just let me tell you remember
Speaker 1: when she was like our audio got dark skinned. I
Speaker 1: just want you to know we don't you You probably
Speaker 1: do like they just suck. Oh you know some of
Speaker 1: our listeners, Hey, y'all, brother, if you want a dark
Speaker 1: chocolate nigga, he here and he about six to y'all
Speaker 1: and he about six too. Goddamn it, because you know
Speaker 1: that that actually was a funny thing. Everyone was saying,
Speaker 1: Joe not even cute, he just tall. And I was like,
Speaker 1: that could be actually being tall, but no, no no, I'd
Speaker 1: be thinking about this too, because, um, his character is
Speaker 1: just so cool. I think that that's why we like
Speaker 1: him to. He made it seem like he a freaking character.
Speaker 1: But I wanted, but you're not gonna do was talk
Speaker 1: about my life and he's into like nontraditional type of ship.
Speaker 1: It feels real. Hey Drew, Um, I was gonna say
Speaker 1: the dark I think what comes from me with that? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm so attracted to dark skin man is because I've
Speaker 1: always dark skin as a as a dark skinned people.
Speaker 1: It's more regal to me when it's that blue black,
Speaker 1: that dark, dark dark, and it's just like I get
Speaker 1: this thing in my mind. It's just like the superiority.
Speaker 1: And then I think of just like a nigga taken
Speaker 1: over me, like shot Ka Zulu type ship. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't want to make that. I don't want to
Speaker 1: make this real mental health ish um, but I kind
Speaker 1: of know why I don't like dark skinn Man, and
Speaker 1: I think it's because of my my dislike for my
Speaker 1: dad so much. I literally like everything opposite of my dad.
Speaker 1: So like my dad is five seven on a good day.
Speaker 1: I don't like short niggas. My dad as dark as fuck.
Speaker 1: I might like a paperbag round. He doesn't have to
Speaker 1: like I want everything that's not my dad. So like
Speaker 1: to me, just a tall man is a man. Every
Speaker 1: my dad to me ain't no man. So to me,
Speaker 1: I don't want to a guy that makes me think
Speaker 1: of my dad. Can't get that because from my and
Speaker 1: I think I talked about it, actually talked about it
Speaker 1: on So Shameless when I my ex, who was super lucky,
Speaker 1: we got um. We kind of made up because but
Speaker 1: I would have bleeped that ship. But you're lucky. I'm
Speaker 1: cool with tahold, but I'm not even cool. But we
Speaker 1: cord you. Yeah, but you're not gonna be plugged. Just
Speaker 1: plugging it. I'm not okay, go ahead, so right, but yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: if y'all are looking for another podcast. On the episode,
Speaker 1: I talked about how my therapist told me she thinks
Speaker 1: that I took a black man hiatus because I was
Speaker 1: physically abused, right, Like my ex was awful, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I think it almost made you check out. So you
Speaker 1: just went from everything that was diff and I did
Speaker 1: a Latino dudes like it just got random. And she's like,
Speaker 1: I think any black guy like you clearly associated that
Speaker 1: with him in a romantic way. You got you sucked
Speaker 1: your head up. Um, And I don't know how true
Speaker 1: that is, you know what I mean? Like I think
Speaker 1: for me in general, I was just like, I don't
Speaker 1: have different I think of ancient and it turns out
Speaker 1: none of them are. This is and this is very
Speaker 1: off topic, and it's crazy because we talk about preference
Speaker 1: like a lot and how it could be seen as
Speaker 1: a bad thing. Um. And there's been men that I've
Speaker 1: been talking to just to try to get an understanding
Speaker 1: of this whole preference thing, like black men who want
Speaker 1: white women, or the black men who were raised by
Speaker 1: black mothers and somehow don't like black women. It's it's
Speaker 1: there's so much that goes into it psychologically that I
Speaker 1: don't think a lot of us even consider. Um. But
Speaker 1: like some some men growing up in the single parent
Speaker 1: households maybe weren't shown love how they would like to
Speaker 1: be shown love. Latinas are very catering, so when you
Speaker 1: see like different types of things, that's what you're attracted to.
Speaker 1: Because maybe it's not there's a lot of things. I
Speaker 1: can't understand that, but I think and I think it's
Speaker 1: just that beauty standards never look like black women. That's
Speaker 1: the truth. Magazines, everything that we see in mass media,
Speaker 1: straighter hair. It is changing, change, which is helping. But
Speaker 1: I do believe that that's why men in general, maybe
Speaker 1: even from early on stages prefer light skinned and good hair,
Speaker 1: like like that whole aesthetic, that thing being a thing.
Speaker 1: That's because of what we're shown, but not only that
Speaker 1: I wanted. I wanted to. That's why it's very important
Speaker 1: to make sure with your kids, like you have examples
Speaker 1: of black girls being beauty. I don't talk about this
Speaker 1: because when we get Gabrielle Union on the show, that's
Speaker 1: what I want. This is why Beyonce is so important.
Speaker 1: You have someone that's the Obama, like if you really
Speaker 1: take it a little bit deeper than that. Even in
Speaker 1: this movie Napoli ever after, I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1: I can't the guy in the movie, but it's necessary.
Speaker 1: Like it talks about how the guy doesn't want his
Speaker 1: daughter to wear weaves and he doesn't let his daughter
Speaker 1: straighten her hair or perm her hair, you know, and
Speaker 1: it's so important, Like my mom did that to me
Speaker 1: as a kid, probably because she had that complex. I mean,
Speaker 1: but I'll be honest with you, even um from of course,
Speaker 1: I only deal with black men, and this is the
Speaker 1: issue that I have, bitch. I don't know if y'all know,
Speaker 1: but this is and um, a lot of black guys
Speaker 1: that I deal with, they say things that to me
Speaker 1: make me feel some type of way. But I've had
Speaker 1: black guys tell me, but you got good hair though?
Speaker 1: Why you got why you got that ship in your hair?
Speaker 1: Because of course, if you feel, you're gonna feel the
Speaker 1: brains underneath. And to me, that's something that I've never
Speaker 1: really appreciated that black men did because it's like why, like,
Speaker 1: but you got good hair though, Like to me, that's
Speaker 1: something that I've such a sensitive topic, which is why
Speaker 1: I really like Napoli ever after because like for years
Speaker 1: bro right, Remember I shaved my head on the side.
Speaker 1: It's so hard to grow my head back that it's
Speaker 1: really hard for me to grow my hair back. My
Speaker 1: hair is like my mom perms so much in my hair.
Speaker 1: They're like, so I don't do perms that I haven't
Speaker 1: done a perman years just to try to get my
Speaker 1: hair back to what it used to be, like like
Speaker 1: even wearing weaves that aren't like all the way straight,
Speaker 1: like anything I could do to just try to get
Speaker 1: what it's supposed to be. That's the thing. It's like,
Speaker 1: we're so fucking sensitive about that ship, and I always
Speaker 1: try to make sure that anybody I date just doesn't
Speaker 1: give a funk about what's in my head. Like that's
Speaker 1: conversation like early on White Boys, black man, black manby
Speaker 1: assuming this here too. By the way, I know we
Speaker 1: got all crazy. But the reason I asked you who
Speaker 1: you wanted to fuck in a mm f wait did
Speaker 1: I give you your answer? The answer? Uh no, So
Speaker 1: I would, honestly, just because she loud off and I
Speaker 1: feel like she would be freaky. I would suck a
Speaker 1: man of Seals. No, you said, mmf oh, wait, I
Speaker 1: gotta be the f oh ship so to too. Man.
Speaker 1: You know what, honestly, I probably, Oh, Lawrence, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: his ask looks great when you make it, so I would.
Speaker 1: And he tall obviously it Wait, you know you can
Speaker 1: measure a guy when they go through a door, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, dad nigga tall in real life. So I
Speaker 1: really I'll funk Lawrence. I'm tall, Yeah, yeah, give me
Speaker 1: drawing Lawrence. So I brought that up because the topic
Speaker 1: for this week is m m F threesomes and I
Speaker 1: want to talk about a few things, right, so I
Speaker 1: want to dive into a lot of people I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk about. I want to talk about why
Speaker 1: do you call him a train? Why do some men
Speaker 1: think that dick skin rubbing is gay? Things like that,
Speaker 1: how to ask for it, how to make sure that
Speaker 1: a man doesn't get insecure about it? Because women are
Speaker 1: always being asked for three ssomes with another bit, we
Speaker 1: can't actually have a threesome with a nigga, And I
Speaker 1: want to know if it's safer to do it with
Speaker 1: a friend or someone you don't know. Another thing that
Speaker 1: I want to talk about. I just have a few
Speaker 1: positions to do mm F three Simson that could work out.
Speaker 1: But let's start with this. Why do we call them
Speaker 1: a train when a girl has a three simmer two men? Why?
Speaker 1: Because nigga is ignorant? That's really all it is. Because
Speaker 1: I mean, what's crazy to me is I think they
Speaker 1: look at it differently because in a in a maybe
Speaker 1: traditional MMF threesome, the men are not engaging with each other.
Speaker 1: In a threesome, you would assume that the girls are
Speaker 1: dealing with each other so technically they look at it
Speaker 1: like they are taking turns because they're not dealing with
Speaker 1: each other. So it's kind of not all three people
Speaker 1: are dealing with each other, it's us two we're fucking.
Speaker 1: I went on another podcast and the dude was like,
Speaker 1: that's a train. I said, why is it a train?
Speaker 1: He's like, because, I mean, like you doing that, like
Speaker 1: she getting sucked by somebody else and like she getting
Speaker 1: sun by someone else and three and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but she get fucked fucked. I'm like, what, Like, dudes
Speaker 1: don't even know why they don't. They don't know. It's
Speaker 1: because they learned this fucking bullshit from other niggas. Like
Speaker 1: she got a train ran on her Like, let me
Speaker 1: tell you, I really like Christie Monrose episode you did.
Speaker 1: I wasn't in on it, but I loves it. She
Speaker 1: talked about like how much she's like, oh my, it's
Speaker 1: like almost like she's worshiped like a fucking queen. And
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, Like I don't even think of
Speaker 1: it like that, right, Like two dudes, one's going down
Speaker 1: on you, are you sucking another dig and it's just
Speaker 1: like it's amazing. But not only that as a woman
Speaker 1: to be able to feel like you're still in control
Speaker 1: why you're with two men. It is liberating a little bit.
Speaker 1: Like So, it's crazy because when we first started this podcast,
Speaker 1: this was like one topic. I told Wes, bitch, I
Speaker 1: ain't telling them all this. I was not this is
Speaker 1: it wasn't for me to Okay, well, I've never done
Speaker 1: this guy's so I brought it up because I guess
Speaker 1: that we were supposed to have. I want to bang. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I totally want to bang them too,
Speaker 1: but so well, I guess I'll go ahead since y'all
Speaker 1: don't probably guess it. So I've done this before. Um,
Speaker 1: and it's actually something that I enjoy these types of threesomes,
Speaker 1: actually more than threesomes with women. UM. And I can't
Speaker 1: tell you why. I mean, because I do. I think
Speaker 1: that's a pretty and I do like Dick a whole lot.
Speaker 1: And I can't tell you why. I like maybe because
Speaker 1: the food is better, why you know? Um, So to me,
Speaker 1: I think there's just I mean, there's a stereotype with that,
Speaker 1: not a stereotype, but a stigma with the MMF threesome
Speaker 1: that we're probably our podcast ain't gonna be able to change,
Speaker 1: like niggas are gonna listen to nabish as a train um.
Speaker 1: When it comes to asking for it, I will say
Speaker 1: a lot of men have no shame at all and
Speaker 1: asking for threesomes. Probably every man that I talked to,
Speaker 1: that's like their dream is their goal. The niggas who
Speaker 1: I haven't sucked, can we bring a girl in? Like
Speaker 1: there's it's just easy for them to ask you to
Speaker 1: bring another woman into the best. So to me, when
Speaker 1: when guys maybe ask for a threesome, my way of
Speaker 1: you know, maybe sneaking in that I would be down
Speaker 1: for another man would be like, oh, a threesome with
Speaker 1: a guy or a girl, and kind of see their
Speaker 1: response to if they would be down to join because
Speaker 1: people just assume threesome as girl. They do also, I
Speaker 1: think it's a big thing. And with that, it's like
Speaker 1: men have this idea of the sanctity of the women
Speaker 1: they're fucking that like another nigga can't touch you, and
Speaker 1: it almost like threatens their manhood even think about it.
Speaker 1: I remember when I talked about having a workboo and
Speaker 1: the dude that I told that too didn't realize he
Speaker 1: was a man. He was like, it's a dude. I
Speaker 1: was like yeah, and it's like when they met each other,
Speaker 1: they both had this like fucking super macho is Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was so uncomfortable. You know, it's just like two
Speaker 1: men in the office competing or two women in the
Speaker 1: office competing. It's almost like the same sex sometimes, like
Speaker 1: women do it two in threesomes. I mean i'd be
Speaker 1: I'd be using my peggers. So y'all think I like
Speaker 1: gay nigs anyways, but that is actually one of my
Speaker 1: fantasies is having a male male female threesome where everyone
Speaker 1: kind of plays, even if one guy just jacks the
Speaker 1: other one off or something. So I wanted to ask
Speaker 1: our guests because he's gay and I heard the heat
Speaker 1: fox bitches, and so I wanted to know if he's
Speaker 1: ever done one, because you know, that's a fantasy I have.
Speaker 1: But it's interesting because I want it with like I
Speaker 1: want to be with like a gay couple. But I
Speaker 1: also they would have to both be masculine, like I
Speaker 1: noticed even when I watch um gay porn, I don't
Speaker 1: like seeing feminine gays with math like I like two
Speaker 1: masks like when they're together, So that would be another
Speaker 1: like dynamic thing. So do you remember sexon do you know?
Speaker 1: Do you know Sex and City? Well, yeah, bitch, I do.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen have you seen every episode?
Speaker 1: We used to watch it together. Okay, you remember the
Speaker 1: episode Samantha is about to have a threesome two games,
Speaker 1: so you'll be calling it like maybe, okay maybe. So
Speaker 1: they brought her niggas, she always be fucking model niggas.
Speaker 1: It was dinner and they're like, we need to ask
Speaker 1: you something. She's like what. They're like, we're thinking about
Speaker 1: this reason and we wanted to be with yo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're so hot, and she's like and so they get
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. They start kissing. She also on this
Speaker 1: out for They're like, oh my god, she looks like
Speaker 1: GOLDI hon right. So then they start like kissing her
Speaker 1: and then she's like pushing them down to her pussy
Speaker 1: and they get up and they're like, this is not
Speaker 1: for me. Never mind. Like, so I was thinking, what
Speaker 1: if that happened to me with two gay niggas, And
Speaker 1: they were like to me, if like, well, first off,
Speaker 1: I would never have a threesome with two gay guys
Speaker 1: who were not into pussy, because then I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be pleased. I'm to the point
Speaker 1: now where I'm talking about gay gay No, that's but no,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't have that threesome. I literally would you
Speaker 1: have sex to the gay couple that was by, They
Speaker 1: would have to be by. That's not gay gay, that's
Speaker 1: half gay, or I mean that's yeah, it's a half gay,
Speaker 1: depending on you know, you know, um, how do you
Speaker 1: feel about women asking for it? Do you think that
Speaker 1: it can make the man feel threatened? Like he's not absolutely,
Speaker 1: But then the time I want to it anyway, because
Speaker 1: when they think another dude one, I don't really feel threatened.
Speaker 1: But to me, like I get real, especially a guy
Speaker 1: who I haven't sucked yet, or one who I sucked
Speaker 1: once and maybe we only went one right, Like, I'll
Speaker 1: tell the nigga real quick, what makes you think you
Speaker 1: can suck two of us and you could barely suck me?
Speaker 1: Like No, like that's not gonna be the thing. Or
Speaker 1: to ask for a threesome before we've even encountered we've
Speaker 1: had sex together. No, to me, I like to deal
Speaker 1: with men who are very secure with their sexuality. So
Speaker 1: to me, it would have to be something to where
Speaker 1: even if you weren't for it, or you weren't asking
Speaker 1: for it, you might be okay with it. How do
Speaker 1: you feel about um? I guess? How should a woman
Speaker 1: ask a guy and what kind of like precursor can
Speaker 1: she give him through text message? If NICKA asked for
Speaker 1: a threesome, asked with a guy or a girl? And
Speaker 1: if he says with a girl, maybe dig deeper? Okay,
Speaker 1: well that sounds cool. A woman listening to this, Yes,
Speaker 1: she's been with her dude for let's say a year
Speaker 1: and a half, it's already tough. Already, I don't know, right, okay?
Speaker 1: And he can agree to it. How do they scout
Speaker 1: for the dick? Is it a friend? Do they go
Speaker 1: on Tinder? How do they find a guy? What do
Speaker 1: you think? First off, why are you acting like I'm
Speaker 1: the expert of this shoe? I don't like I'm supposed to.
Speaker 1: We're not experts. We're talking out. So to me, how
Speaker 1: would you find a guy? Because I don't think it
Speaker 1: should be a friend, because I think that's gonna you
Speaker 1: know what's crazy. So the one that I had, he
Speaker 1: brought his best friend in and his best friend ended
Speaker 1: up falling in love with me. Child. It was all.
Speaker 1: It was a mess. Um. Remember that happened on Wendy
Speaker 1: Williams or some ship. Oh well, it really happened, like
Speaker 1: even to the point where it's like, Nigga, you're not
Speaker 1: supposed to like me. I you I just sucked both
Speaker 1: of y'all like and he literally like was like I've
Speaker 1: never explained. He was making me come, like to the
Speaker 1: point where my dude was like, what's going on? What
Speaker 1: are you doing to her? Because I was screaming but
Speaker 1: he ain't know what was happening. But then it was
Speaker 1: making me squirting. It was amazing. I ain't even gonna
Speaker 1: hold you. But um, I think yeah, yeah, But with him,
Speaker 1: was that the only one you had? Girl? Damn, you'll
Speaker 1: be asking all these questions. I ain't. I ain't sharing
Speaker 1: all them details. So I'm to talk about the one time.
Speaker 1: That's all you need to the one time, the one
Speaker 1: that I know, the one that you know, just the
Speaker 1: one time. Um. But with that, with him, he actually
Speaker 1: is into it. He likes to watch me get fucked. Um.
Speaker 1: But I also think it's because sexually he knows I'm like,
Speaker 1: I have a sexual craving and I can keep going
Speaker 1: and he really can't. Like, he just likes me to
Speaker 1: suck his dick. He'll make my goddamn jag goes sore
Speaker 1: for a week before he really into like he really likes,
Speaker 1: he really likes fucking head. So like when it comes
Speaker 1: to sex, he busts really fast. So I think he knows.
Speaker 1: Maybe it' because it's condom pussy. Maybe he's tired of it.
Speaker 1: Maybe could be, could be, But I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something else, but it was just
Speaker 1: gonna make me seem like even a bigger host, so
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go. So I ain't gonna say that. But um,
Speaker 1: I really just had to stop in Paul's like, let
Speaker 1: me not add that detail into it, um, because you
Speaker 1: know what it was gonna be. Say. I'm not, I'm not,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not saying it was this the time
Speaker 1: when you're on edibles. Oh yeah, But I would be honest.
Speaker 1: I think if you're in a relationship, it's probably easier
Speaker 1: to do with someone you don't know, only because I
Speaker 1: think a lot of the issues surrounded around m m
Speaker 1: F threeesomes in relationships are like the dude feeling a
Speaker 1: little threatened, and I feel like if it was a friend,
Speaker 1: maybe he couldn't trust you after or something like that.
Speaker 1: I know, maybe you could trust you. I know how
Speaker 1: they could do it. How, bitch, let's show nigga. Listen
Speaker 1: to this episode, bitch and you just saying, baby, I
Speaker 1: want you to listen to this ship. You could even
Speaker 1: fast forward to this part and be like, you hear
Speaker 1: what these girls talking about? What you think about that?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm really into watching somebody always get fucked
Speaker 1: me too. Like I told you, I finally had a
Speaker 1: three No. I I just think that a lot of
Speaker 1: guys have this. I don't know vision that another nigga
Speaker 1: can't be in the Yeah. Um, so I think it
Speaker 1: would be harder to do it being in a relationship.
Speaker 1: For the single ladies, I think it's real easy to
Speaker 1: find niggas to fuck you be like, you know what
Speaker 1: you find. But I saw on Instagram you got this friend. Um,
Speaker 1: I want both of y'all, and that's real easy because
Speaker 1: you know my connection. Um, here are the positions that
Speaker 1: I found so split it Rose slash Eiffel Tower. Okay,
Speaker 1: now this is basically really what you had pictures, and
Speaker 1: we could have at least gave this but this is
Speaker 1: as we know it though. This is a chick bent
Speaker 1: over sucking a dick and getting fucked from behind, right,
Speaker 1: and so that like apparently the dudes can high five,
Speaker 1: and that's what makes it the Eiffel Tower. I think
Speaker 1: there's also something that I found on Cosmo, which is
Speaker 1: really white but spit ROAs is when it's the other
Speaker 1: way around, when she's on her back and like the
Speaker 1: dick is dropping in her mouth and she's getting fucked. Now,
Speaker 1: there's also ways that you could have threesomes if you
Speaker 1: have the girth in your pussy. Dv okay, now you
Speaker 1: can do the same. Yeah, they were two small dicks.
Speaker 1: You would take two small dick si pussy. One day
Speaker 1: was like to what about medium? Would you go medium
Speaker 1: to medium dick SIU pussy or what about a large
Speaker 1: one and a small one? Like I think it's getting
Speaker 1: it's gonna slip out the which one the little one. Actually,
Speaker 1: we talked about this at our Atlanta Live show when
Speaker 1: the gay dude was like, yo, I'd be trying to
Speaker 1: take two dicks and I can't worry, And I was like,
Speaker 1: cause it's too wet. One's gotta be drying. You need
Speaker 1: some friction. Well, if both have condoms, that would solve
Speaker 1: as a little bit of friction. If both dicks have
Speaker 1: condoms in there in your pussy, Um, I don't know.
Speaker 1: To me, Damn, I forget about that man, and I
Speaker 1: watched so much DV porn that would totally ruin it
Speaker 1: for me. What if both had condoms, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna I'll be watching gay porn too, And
Speaker 1: I'd be like, the condom just doesn't I don't be
Speaker 1: wanting to watch porn. We kind of. I'm just glad
Speaker 1: that they all get tested. I just really don't well,
Speaker 1: in Cali they can't do it anymore, so that's why
Speaker 1: they'd be going to Miami and doing ship. I literally
Speaker 1: google black gay raw like those are the three I mean.
Speaker 1: I want you guys to take a look at this ship, okay,
Speaker 1: And I want you guys to start looking at some
Speaker 1: of the porn. Tell us how you feel about it.
Speaker 1: If you've ever asked um women your man for a
Speaker 1: threeesome or men, if you've asked your girl for that
Speaker 1: and she was like, what the fun? You want another
Speaker 1: name to fuck me you a bit? Because girls could
Speaker 1: do that too. I will are you just gonna let
Speaker 1: that have. I will also say to like win ladies,
Speaker 1: if you decide to have a UM male male female threesome,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you guys, just some little pointers. Um.
Speaker 1: It's very important that you still make your man the star. UM.
Speaker 1: So it's very important to talk about boundaries. So like
Speaker 1: with the with the one that I had, Like I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna let the friend me in the ask and
Speaker 1: what I would do is if he tried, I'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: this is only for him. Or like he likes to
Speaker 1: come in my mouth, the other nigga was not allowed
Speaker 1: to come in my mouth because no, my mouth is
Speaker 1: only for him. So like, still making a few boundaries
Speaker 1: for the other guy, UM is actually really good and
Speaker 1: still makes your man feel like he's in charge. He's
Speaker 1: the one you want it like you definitely don't want
Speaker 1: to go into it and do everything that you do
Speaker 1: with your man with this other guy that you have
Speaker 1: in the bedroom with you. If that makes yeah, it does.
Speaker 1: I think that's really important making the person you're with,
Speaker 1: especially in a three seme that this this is a
Speaker 1: little more of a taboo three and making that person
Speaker 1: feel important and letting them know you're there, so you're
Speaker 1: quote unquote number one like, but don't come too hard,
Speaker 1: so home male. I found this is actually in my
Speaker 1: d M, and I never do d ms like I
Speaker 1: just don't like. I'll skip them home mails because they
Speaker 1: get lost. But I really like this one. Wheezy. I'm
Speaker 1: in dire need of advice. I'm twenty seven and I'm
Speaker 1: dating a woman who's forty six, and I kind of
Speaker 1: just felt like, you're a cougar. So she used to
Speaker 1: be my boss, but I moved to a different location,
Speaker 1: and after years, I finally got a chance to date her,
Speaker 1: and I have very strong feelings for her. She came
Speaker 1: to my house one night for a massage had escalated
Speaker 1: into me giving her oral sex while I did make
Speaker 1: her orgasm. A few days later, we talked about that
Speaker 1: night and she said I had some she had some constructive,
Speaker 1: constructive criticism, and that my inexperience showed I never had
Speaker 1: this problem before. And I really want this situation to work.
Speaker 1: I'm nineteen years younger. I can't afford it for ship
Speaker 1: like this to happen. Do you have any advice on
Speaker 1: this situation in general or about dating an older woman
Speaker 1: in general? Real quick. Can I just the reason why
Speaker 1: I laughed because he put in the email I made
Speaker 1: her orgasm. Nigga, you're not getting constructive criticism from a
Speaker 1: bit if you made her or niggas really be thinking
Speaker 1: they're making us coming. We're not coming like niggas really
Speaker 1: be thinking they're doing something. I really don't understand why
Speaker 1: she said I was inexperience and I made her orgasm. No,
Speaker 1: you didn't think. That's the first thing you get from
Speaker 1: motherfucking orgasm, which is why she's telling you you ain't
Speaker 1: do what you were supposed to be doing. So I
Speaker 1: think she lied because she wanted to stop think coming.
Speaker 1: I'm coming. I'm coming because I told you the same way.
Speaker 1: When niggas start sucking me for too long, I mean,
Speaker 1: make that dick come, Oh make it bust. I'd be like, nigga,
Speaker 1: make come already, God damn it. And it's not because
Speaker 1: I really want you to. It's because, all right, I'm done.
Speaker 1: My pussy is kind of warning the funk out, and
Speaker 1: so I will say that this is the thing that us.
Speaker 1: I think y'all know right when we started saying, oh
Speaker 1: come for me, like to get real, and I'm like oh, oh,
Speaker 1: can you come in my mouth? Nigga might not be
Speaker 1: ready to come. Can you come in my mouth? That's
Speaker 1: where I want you to come. Oh come, I'm fucking ready.
Speaker 1: Trying to sound real, splits it real quick. If a
Speaker 1: bit just starts saying some off the wall and they oh,
Speaker 1: I want you to come on my back, and they're like,
Speaker 1: if they just start talking real nasty and they wasn't
Speaker 1: talking nasty, it's niggas bro speak to tell you where
Speaker 1: I said once and I made myself laugh. I was
Speaker 1: still tired to getting I was like, come anywhere you want.
Speaker 1: I want you to pick a place, take a new place.
Speaker 1: Ship ro oh, you can come wherever you want. I'll
Speaker 1: take plane. Man, you just come already. Fuck you want
Speaker 1: to come inside? No, but I want to dude, come
Speaker 1: inside me in a long time. I will say I
Speaker 1: just don't have time for I ain't got time for
Speaker 1: the bullshit. But I will say that's the truth. I
Speaker 1: don't have PTO for abortions, only vacations. I'm not playing.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you about the time I lied about
Speaker 1: an abortion? Did you did you share that? I definitely
Speaker 1: to get money out of a nigga. I already had
Speaker 1: taken so much time off with my boss, but I
Speaker 1: really needed to go to you lied deal boss to
Speaker 1: said you have to get My boss was super chill.
Speaker 1: So this is my old company, right, And I was
Speaker 1: like this nigga is not gonna believe me because I've
Speaker 1: told I've been honest about hangovers. I've been honest about shit.
Speaker 1: But I needed to go on vacation to get some dick.
Speaker 1: It was loverboy, and I was like, fuck, how am
Speaker 1: I going to do this? How am I gonna get
Speaker 1: a few days off? So I pulled him in the
Speaker 1: conference room. I'm like, hey, I need to talk to
Speaker 1: you about this, and they're how you lie about being pregnant.
Speaker 1: I'm like, honestly, I don't know. So I was like,
Speaker 1: this is the only thing where it's like he a
Speaker 1: has to be really sensitive because I'm a woman, or
Speaker 1: he'll seem like a dick and be like I could
Speaker 1: play super emotional if he just is a dick. So
Speaker 1: I was like talking to you about something serious, like
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant and I want you to understand I'm not
Speaker 1: going to keep it. I really love my job. And
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I don't want you to think about work.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I want to focus, but I
Speaker 1: do need some time for myself. He's like okay, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I scheduled it just like my date for
Speaker 1: the ticket. I was like, I scheduled it on April
Speaker 1: so real quick, and I probably need the weekend pump
Speaker 1: that Monday real quick. Just the real quick. The fact
Speaker 1: that you so you really ain't ship. Can I tell
Speaker 1: you my ain't ship thoughts real quick? Because I feel
Speaker 1: like you told me I'm going to hell one time
Speaker 1: and I said bitch right after you. Oh, this is
Speaker 1: one of those things where I feel like what you
Speaker 1: just said was so ain't ship that they ain't gonna
Speaker 1: come from me. So I'll be real. I have a
Speaker 1: pregnancy scare. I thought that was God if we if
Speaker 1: we're getting into these pregnancy thoughts, I legit be thinking
Speaker 1: so real quick insurance with no insurance abortion probably like
Speaker 1: five hunting if you get it early. So I I
Speaker 1: legit I won't even think about sucking a a row
Speaker 1: if I feel like he ain't got that money to
Speaker 1: get because then I'll be like, I know I got
Speaker 1: a job, but do I want to come out five hunt? No?
Speaker 1: So I'm like, how hard is it going to be
Speaker 1: the assent of five dollars? Which is how I determine
Speaker 1: if he's ever worthy of raw like raw pussy. And
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I know you'll be talking about me,
Speaker 1: because I'll be talking about the Brokeyes. But ladies, if
Speaker 1: you're dealing with a nigga and you feel like you
Speaker 1: maybe don't want him to be your baby daddy, think
Speaker 1: about if he go ahead that five hundred dollars a year,
Speaker 1: because but you know what I have to say say,
Speaker 1: I have really tired of people being like, oh, why
Speaker 1: would you fox someone wrong that you would never a baby?
Speaker 1: Because I'm not against abortion. That's why I'm pro choice
Speaker 1: all the way. Hold On, we probably sound like some nations,
Speaker 1: We sound like some democrats. That's fine. I'm a centurist
Speaker 1: slash socialist. So I want to say, you want of
Speaker 1: the other parties? Yeah, I want to say I was watching,
Speaker 1: uh you know, I was talking to a friend of
Speaker 1: mine is so up, so we're given him five extra minutes.
Speaker 1: Hold On, we got her a kid, right, and I
Speaker 1: went with her to an abortion before m and I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what made you? What made you
Speaker 1: have your kid this time? Like whatever, and she was like, bitch, honestly,
Speaker 1: it would have been number three. She's like it, I
Speaker 1: just felt like if I got to get one more,
Speaker 1: She's like, you know, I love the baby at death.
Speaker 1: But you know what's crazy if I think about my friends,
Speaker 1: I have friends like that now, like I can't get
Speaker 1: any more abortions because I've already killed four and I
Speaker 1: don't feel like I should be killing any I know,
Speaker 1: I said, I have friends that have had four abortions.
Speaker 1: D looking at the judgment in the raid, Wait, y'all
Speaker 1: judge it? What? No, I am four abortions? One person
Speaker 1: did judge in the room with its school. You know,
Speaker 1: y'all really judge you. I've got bigger ship. How can
Speaker 1: you say you get one real quick bit? You got
Speaker 1: a chill right after you need to After girls get
Speaker 1: two abortions, you say all girls get free back after two.
Speaker 1: You should be really taking her caution off. And girls
Speaker 1: two abortions is cool? Do all of that ship. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. The older we get, so all of
Speaker 1: my friends now are in their early thirties, and it's
Speaker 1: now to the point where it's like, wich, I'm too
Speaker 1: old to be getting abortarch the web for how many
Speaker 1: abortions is too many? No, bro, you're not doing this.
Speaker 1: I found this on the web for how many abortions
Speaker 1: has too many? Let's see what I mean. Really, what
Speaker 1: are they saying though people have multiple abortion and stigmatizing
Speaker 1: them as counterproductive? I guess because they're using it as
Speaker 1: like a form of birth control. Yeah, I don't agree
Speaker 1: with that. Abortion patients nationally report more than having one abortion. Wow.
Speaker 1: Ha damn. Twenty five year old vice presidents and she's
Speaker 1: her first pregnancy resulted from being sexually assaulted at a party. Okay,
Speaker 1: we gotta have that. Then her father threw her birth
Speaker 1: control away. Okay, next time? Okay, Okay, I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: so she had six. There's someone who had six. I'm
Speaker 1: counting it wrong. She was thirty six, now, Okay. States
Speaker 1: restrict insurance insurance coverage. Twenty one states restrict abortion coverage
Speaker 1: for people who get their insurance through the government. So basically,
Speaker 1: if I'm broke, I really can't get abortion. I will
Speaker 1: say that just because I do like to drop stats,
Speaker 1: because I know you know I'll be saying some ship
Speaker 1: where you don't think I'm that smart, but I will say,
Speaker 1: for the ladies who are considering abortion, or who maybe
Speaker 1: have had abortion or had one or two, you know,
Speaker 1: or multiple abortions, I would say definitely to check with
Speaker 1: your guy no, because unfortunately, um as women, when we
Speaker 1: do undergo that it is still a surgery, but it
Speaker 1: can funk up your fertility. So even if you've only
Speaker 1: had one abortion, um, there is a possibility that you
Speaker 1: may not be able to have children. So I will
Speaker 1: sit here and say that I don't I don't believe
Speaker 1: that abortion should be used as a form of birth
Speaker 1: control because it is something that can affect you down,
Speaker 1: you know, down the roads. Researchers discovered that more than
Speaker 1: half of Black women reported having multiple abortion higher percentage
Speaker 1: and white women and latinas. This is likely due to
Speaker 1: the compounding negative effects of racism and sexism in black
Speaker 1: women's health, which is also reflected to unjust policies um
Speaker 1: like the High Amendment, which is an amendment that is
Speaker 1: attached as a writer to a federal budget every year
Speaker 1: that disproportionately denies healthcare to women of color of community level.
Speaker 1: Abortion stigma also affects why black women across that how
Speaker 1: black women have access to abortion care there's a stigma
Speaker 1: in the black community about being a single parent. There
Speaker 1: is so more Black women are likely I didn't want
Speaker 1: to be a single mom when a lot of children.
Speaker 1: I had a baby once and I didn't want that
Speaker 1: to be my life. Wow. Can I also mentioned and
Speaker 1: this could be stereotyping, but it's even just from what
Speaker 1: I'm hearing on Twitter and when I talked to you know,
Speaker 1: all my black guy friends and guys, I fucked Black
Speaker 1: men and women for whatever reason? Is this maybe because
Speaker 1: we don't grow up going to the doctor all the time,
Speaker 1: because our parents don't have health care and it's costly
Speaker 1: to take us. I feel like there's a kind of
Speaker 1: idea of us being invincible. I ain't gonna get pregnant.
Speaker 1: I can't get pregnant the same way we might think, man,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna catch nothing. It's one of those things
Speaker 1: where we kind of don't think about it. It's an afterthought,
Speaker 1: and unfortunately, I feel like I don't know what. Maybe
Speaker 1: thinking you're invincible more than thinking of it comes from
Speaker 1: an educational standpoint, and ship like it don't. So if
Speaker 1: it's in your face to go to the doctor and
Speaker 1: get birth control, you're gonna most likely do it if
Speaker 1: it's accessible. But if it doesn't feel like it's an option,
Speaker 1: it's not really in your mind or something you consider right,
Speaker 1: like education, sex education, like not and kind of circles
Speaker 1: back to why we have a podcast. Black people in
Speaker 1: general are less likely to talk about and I've read
Speaker 1: this sex in their household, But I don't know that
Speaker 1: much about sex. We don't talk about sex. And I'm
Speaker 1: so mad I missed the question. I did want to
Speaker 1: speak to Naya about that because with her having a daughter,
Speaker 1: I wanted to, Oh, you know, you're proud of your
Speaker 1: whole phase, you proud of How do you have that
Speaker 1: conversation with your daughter? Would you be okay? We like yeah,
Speaker 1: So I definitely want to want to kind of have
Speaker 1: that conversation, like how do we start having those conversations
Speaker 1: and at what age? Because I'm not gonna lie all
Speaker 1: the sex education in school. Just be absentent, don't have
Speaker 1: sex or you'll die. Don't have sex, You'll have a baby.
Speaker 1: That don't work. That don't work. I mean I will
Speaker 1: I'm getting my city sucked. And you know, behind the gym,
Speaker 1: I will tell a story about a small story. But
Speaker 1: when I had stories on abortions in high school. Real quick,
Speaker 1: do you know? I have four hours of sleep last night.
Speaker 1: But I want to say, like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: feel embarrassed at having an abortion, especially when you sunk
Speaker 1: up like it was a total mistake. Turns out the
Speaker 1: nigga I was with with trash anyway. But the thing is, like,
Speaker 1: we can't blame them in so much for abortion. It
Speaker 1: was a deal. We're being not open right now. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I bade you up. I have had an abortion too,
Speaker 1: bit I understanding, just admitting we'd be real, you know why,
Speaker 1: because I can't. Every day as time goes on, I
Speaker 1: care less and less what people think. It's crazy. I
Speaker 1: think one of the biggest questions happens. I want to
Speaker 1: ask you, because this is one of the questions that
Speaker 1: I've been asked, even by my mom, is after the abortion,
Speaker 1: did you have regrets? I'm gonna tell you why I didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't think I had regrets because I'm a realist.
Speaker 1: Even though it's a fucking teenager. It was seventeen. Maybe
Speaker 1: I was eighteen when I had it, but I'm a
Speaker 1: realist and I know that I wasn't in the right
Speaker 1: mind frame. And I wasn't smart enough to take care
Speaker 1: of a kid. Um, I wasn't stable enough. No, bro,
Speaker 1: you put a baby in my hands, I'm like this,
Speaker 1: this is gonna shoot out of its end, right. But
Speaker 1: the thing is, like, people feel so guilty about abortions
Speaker 1: when I we know how many kids there are up
Speaker 1: for adoption. I don't want to bring them baby in
Speaker 1: this world that's gonna be sucked up. Yeah. And because
Speaker 1: I know I'm going to the clothes so bitch, I
Speaker 1: want a body shoes over some pamples. And I think that, like,
Speaker 1: I would be a really fucked up I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: the way that postpart of them seems like with moms
Speaker 1: wanted to suffocate their kids just to shut up, I
Speaker 1: would have been awful. Yeah, I just didn't think the same.
Speaker 1: I had one fairly young um under eighteen, and um
Speaker 1: were we friends when you did? I don't think we
Speaker 1: were friends? Yeah, bitch, we was actually bitch, I got
Speaker 1: pregnant from the nigger we went to Tampa fall. You
Speaker 1: had me with a fucking hood as gang banger. Wait
Speaker 1: wait wait who, I'll tell you know who Tampa when
Speaker 1: we went to Tampa because he was sucking the wrapper
Speaker 1: from my space and he had a show, bitch. And
Speaker 1: then I felt trapped because he had a daughter currently,
Speaker 1: and when I told him I was doing it, he
Speaker 1: was like, you killing my son, bitch. I'm three weeks.
Speaker 1: You don't know I got a son yet. But he
Speaker 1: was convinced I was having his goddamn son. So I
Speaker 1: felt like he did that sh it on purpose. Did
Speaker 1: you give me the money? Um, the nigga got locked
Speaker 1: up while he happened, gang bangers. Nigger got locked up, bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say the name of it. I don't
Speaker 1: think I could say. It's a street. It's one of
Speaker 1: them names from Sesame Street. That was his street name, Yes, bitch,
Speaker 1: So yeah, like Rose want to fuck him or something.
Speaker 1: It was a whole bunch of ships. But you're looking
Speaker 1: at had guns. I was talking. Yeah, Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: goddamn son. You know it's your fault, bitch. You're the
Speaker 1: reason I had to get a fucking abortion. Bringing me
Speaker 1: some fucking hood gang beggers and Tampa home. Um, I
Speaker 1: thought I was invincible. Did when that happened? Do you
Speaker 1: remember that moment thinking like oh ship? So it was
Speaker 1: very hard to tell my mom bitch, I peted on
Speaker 1: a stick in the Walgreens because I just felt my
Speaker 1: body wasn't right, like and I literally was only like
Speaker 1: I felt it wasn't right. My period was maybe only
Speaker 1: one day later. Yeah, but I felt like, you know, right, bitch,
Speaker 1: it wasn't right. So I like, I went and pete
Speaker 1: on the stick in the Walgreens. This is when I
Speaker 1: was living in Atlanta. I want to bitch that ship
Speaker 1: came up, so bitch I pete on the other one.
Speaker 1: I said, maybe this ship broken. I thought maybe that
Speaker 1: she was broken. Um and when I saw it, which
Speaker 1: I just burst into tears because I know how I
Speaker 1: was gonna tell my mama, told my mama. Um My
Speaker 1: mama didn't have the money. So bitch I actually had
Speaker 1: friends who helped me pay for it, still friends to
Speaker 1: this day. Um my friend shout out Taylor, she brought
Speaker 1: me books during recovery type ship and shout out Keita.
Speaker 1: She sent me money because she actually worked in the
Speaker 1: mall at the time. And she was like, girl, I
Speaker 1: got you if your mom because my mama didn't have it.
Speaker 1: She was a single mom taking care of three kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they helped me pay for it and um. One
Speaker 1: of the things that my mom has asked me if
Speaker 1: I regretted. Hell, no, bitch, I was like eleventh grade
Speaker 1: or something like that. But not only that, it's they
Speaker 1: give you a picture when you have it. I know,
Speaker 1: I remember this story like I don't want to see it,
Speaker 1: so I took it. Was one of the worst pains.
Speaker 1: I haven't. Um no, I think they I want to
Speaker 1: said they. Yeah, I think they went in there. Um
Speaker 1: you remember it was in the pill basically forces you
Speaker 1: to X miscarry and you know, it was crazy that day.
Speaker 1: Now I'm terrified to get pregnant because I was that
Speaker 1: whole day. I was throwing up like crazy and I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, I'm gonna get crazy morning second. It's
Speaker 1: crazy because um, I was just real like when because
Speaker 1: they'll give you what's it called the monogram, so what
Speaker 1: so whateppen they give you the I don't want to
Speaker 1: get pregny, I know this ship, so they give it
Speaker 1: to you. And my mom was like, you know, you
Speaker 1: know what that is for cancer right where in your breast.
Speaker 1: I know a little bit of it because my my
Speaker 1: birthday isn't breast cancer Awareness month. Um October. I'm a
Speaker 1: libre yes, I am birthday on Thursday. Um. But one
Speaker 1: of the things was when I saw it, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a diet. So I feel like I didn't kill
Speaker 1: a whole human being because it was only But I
Speaker 1: think that we have to also like take that feeling
Speaker 1: away of like killing something we do. I don't know
Speaker 1: if people have to make hard fucking life choices right,
Speaker 1: And I think that the big deal is a lot
Speaker 1: of like super conservative people think that you're being selfish
Speaker 1: by doing that. I'm not gonna I was lying to
Speaker 1: myself all day. I think if you look it up,
Speaker 1: there's a heartbeat. After twenty eight days, I was really
Speaker 1: counting down to the alsn't he have a heartbeat? But
Speaker 1: this is the thing. Do you want to bring a
Speaker 1: baby in this world that you can't take care of?
Speaker 1: You want to be in baby in this world for
Speaker 1: a piece of ship? Dad? Do you want to bring
Speaker 1: this baby in this world? Are you gonna be angry?
Speaker 1: So if you want to make like that, I was
Speaker 1: playing sports. I didn't have the money. I was working
Speaker 1: in the mall at Champs at the time. My mama
Speaker 1: damn sure didn't have the money to add to another baby.
Speaker 1: So it was a decision that I don't regret. Ireland
Speaker 1: just made abortion legal. I know that the people were
Speaker 1: traveling out of there. There's so many women that have
Speaker 1: had unsafe abortions, and that's why it's so important to
Speaker 1: have rights on our own bodies, which is why having
Speaker 1: on so scary because versus Wade and Pence. But I
Speaker 1: guess we won't get too deep because we're about to dip.
Speaker 1: We are about to dip. We talked about abortions, m
Speaker 1: m F three songs. I really didn't think we were
Speaker 1: gonna go be going this deep. This is kind of
Speaker 1: I really you know what made me talk about two things.
Speaker 1: I really didn't go a little to hold about this
Speaker 1: mic gut down. I ain't know we're gonna be able
Speaker 1: to a lot to a nigga you ever had an
Speaker 1: abortion now, But there's so many girls that I don't
Speaker 1: know how to feel about it, guilty about their abortions
Speaker 1: and ship like that. Like, no, I think it's I
Speaker 1: think it's important as well just for men to hears
Speaker 1: have this conversation too, um, because I do, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't guilt shame a woman for making these decisions. There
Speaker 1: are a lot of reasons why we decided to do
Speaker 1: the things that we do to our bodies. Because this
Speaker 1: is a fifty fifty situation that you are able to
Speaker 1: leave with and we can't. We have to carry that motherfucker. Listen, girl,
Speaker 1: if he can't afford that five hunted bitch, you better
Speaker 1: let him bring that three black. Let me tell y'all.
Speaker 1: Right now, y'all in love with a nigga who ain't
Speaker 1: ship and you're pregnant, bitch, y'all fault. Let me not
Speaker 1: do that. I give that way baby away so fast.
Speaker 1: If abortion talk about giving babies away, now I'm talking
Speaker 1: about put it up for adsumption. If I had an
Speaker 1: ancient nigga that you're gonna slet this out of me,
Speaker 1: I'm not carrying something phenomen months and then giving it away.
Speaker 1: What I can't say, no is that that Yeah, we
Speaker 1: just no, just suck this is contract out of me.
Speaker 1: Let's go, let's make let's tell up. She got no
Speaker 1: damn okay, um damn? Did they were they stay outside
Speaker 1: picking it? That was the one thing to suck me up. No,
Speaker 1: they weren't picking it. I was a really nice place
Speaker 1: in Atlanta, my homegirl. When I went to her to
Speaker 1: the abortion right. She looked at me, she's a wheezy,
Speaker 1: I need look at me because she already felt bad.
Speaker 1: It was it was the second one I throw. The
Speaker 1: third one I can't remember, and she was like, I
Speaker 1: need to make sure they don't talk to me. I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, that's my only job. She's like, just
Speaker 1: make sure they don't say ship to me. And we
Speaker 1: walk up there and you did that. So we start
Speaker 1: walking up in this old age just walks by and
Speaker 1: she's like, can I just tell you that Jesus wanted me?
Speaker 1: And right, you know, then he loves you. I was like,
Speaker 1: shut the funk up out. So then I walked outside
Speaker 1: and right to go smoke a little weed, and she's
Speaker 1: excuse me. I'm like, I'm here for a friend. She's like,
Speaker 1: I know, and you can turn it around. I was like,
Speaker 1: well she's broke, so can you. Anyways, guys, thank you
Speaker 1: guys for tuning in. I want to give a huge
Speaker 1: shout out to our YouTube viewers. We will be ring
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Speaker 1: because we don't went through therapy episode, y'all like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, the content. Since you guys get along, it's
Speaker 1: just really good. Thanks Scott, shut the funk up, goddamnit.
Speaker 1: We bring you'all ship regardless of we find announcers you.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get really annoyed because this is so
Speaker 1: much work to like find guest book guests, I mean meetings,
Speaker 1: money and people be How come, y'all, why didn't you
Speaker 1: upload a cover art with the Elethma guy. Why don't
Speaker 1: you shut we do all this broad like cheese therapy.
Speaker 1: We just talked about abortion. Suck my fucking did from now,
Speaker 1: I'm at the point but I'm getting so bored with
Speaker 1: your bullshit and I'm just gonna block you for fun,
Speaker 1: my nigga, I'm gonna cuts you out, screenshot your ship
Speaker 1: and be like everybody trash this hole because she's about
Speaker 1: to make me skip a Monday episode and then how
Speaker 1: you're gonna feel? Fuck you? That's how annoying, like unless
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Speaker 1: people that are in this fucking studio right now at
Speaker 1: fucking ten thirty at night on a goddamn Monday, and
Speaker 1: I only had four hours of sleep because I had
Speaker 1: a fucking threesome last night and I'm tired, fucking tired.
Speaker 1: My body hurts. I wrote, dick my exercise, bitch, bitch,
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