Speaker 1: All right, we're good. You like.
Speaker 2: Busting with the boys, hanging with the fast, betting on
Speaker 2: the game. No woman's gonna tell us.
Speaker 3: Not be.
Speaker 4: We're here.
Speaker 2: Just drinking beer and making a n baby. I'm hanging
Speaker 2: with the fellows, busting with the boys.
Speaker 3: Bro all right, welcome to another episode of Busting with
Speaker 3: the Boys. I'm your host, Will Compton, the boy met
Speaker 3: next to me Taylor. He is in Canada on family
Speaker 3: vacation for a couple of weeks. Awesome episode lined up
Speaker 3: the real bros to see me. Valley Christian and Jimmy
Speaker 3: Tatro join us on the podcast. A lot of fun
Speaker 3: to break down and talk about the intro before we
Speaker 3: get to the intro. Oh and by the way, shout
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Speaker 3: Busting with the Boys. We are a podcast that brings
Speaker 3: the locker room to life. We mostly have on athletes,
Speaker 3: but we also have on entertainers, comedians, actors, actresses. You know,
Speaker 3: have we had on an actress yet? I'm just talking
Speaker 3: out of my ass, But yeah, soon that is that
Speaker 3: is loading, that's coming. But I know that we've had
Speaker 3: a you know, based on last week's episode with Travis Kelsey,
Speaker 3: a lot of Swifties might still be tuning into Busting
Speaker 3: with the Boys. And I know we had a question like, hey,
Speaker 3: uh who what swift? He asked the question on on
Speaker 3: x Jack, But somebody asked like, hey, being as Swifty,
Speaker 3: if you had the point of standing episodes of the past,
Speaker 3: which ones would they be?
Speaker 5: It was yeah, l J Jared girazzlehead. Sure, that's that's
Speaker 5: how it's j E R A z z L e
Speaker 5: H E A D.
Speaker 3: What was there? Question? Shout out question.
Speaker 5: As a new Swifty subscriber, Are there any previous episodes
Speaker 5: you suggest I go back to listen to or either
Speaker 5: one just to get to know the bus and boys
Speaker 5: more or just an episode that was really special.
Speaker 3: That's a that's I mean obviously the podcasts, Yeah, the
Speaker 3: jelly Roll Bunny one. You know, I don't know how
Speaker 3: pg we are in the Swifty world, but any of
Speaker 3: the jelly Roll ones those are those are phenomenal.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: We've had a lot of good ones. What I would
Speaker 3: do is I'd go to our YouTube channel, I would
Speaker 3: search the most popular episodes and I would just go
Speaker 3: from there. Also, JJ Redick, we had JJ Redick on
Speaker 3: the podcast for anybody that wants to know about our
Speaker 3: relationship with JJ. JJ's is good.
Speaker 5: Darren Waller's first one was great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Darren Waller. He talks about it. Yeah, Max to
Speaker 3: talk about their addiction overcoming addiction, being sober, their sobriety.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we've had a lot of fun episodes. Again,
Speaker 3: I would just I would sort it by most popular
Speaker 3: and then just go from there. But dude, definitely welcome,
Speaker 3: Welcome all the Swifties. It was very interesting. It was
Speaker 3: very interesting getting into that world last week, leaning into
Speaker 3: the Swifties, throwing up the throwing up the heart emoji,
Speaker 3: joining alliance and joining forces. As a Swifty, I'm a
Speaker 3: very new uh Swifty. I've been somebody that's yoid Taylor's music.
Speaker 3: But getting into your guys' the world was a little
Speaker 3: sticky last week. You learn how powerful this audience is.
Speaker 3: Like they are in some serious wars. We're talking with
Speaker 3: Conda Avengers. They're on the front lines battling. Was it
Speaker 3: the Grandinators? The Grandinators were coming after Dude and list.
Speaker 3: I'm obviously making light of this, it's not funny, but
Speaker 3: the video I made for the Swifties, like his supporting
Speaker 3: the pod and being like all the clips that were
Speaker 3: kind of going viral because of the Taylor Swift fan base,
Speaker 3: which we very much appreciate. You start as that started
Speaker 3: to go viral, you start learning about the wars that
Speaker 3: they're in. Like Swifty was telling me to say, like
Speaker 3: Taylor aut sold WBK, I believe, and also say Ariana tanked.
Speaker 3: So also just having fun and getting to know and
Speaker 3: allying with the Swifties. I have fun with the jokes
Speaker 3: on Twitter because the Internet is a great place to
Speaker 3: build rapport. And you come to find out about the
Speaker 3: Grandinators that they come for your neck. They're throwing dead
Speaker 3: mom jokes at the boy about hey, how funny is
Speaker 3: it to your mom six feet under? Obviously I'm making
Speaker 3: joke at that. That's not funny. But you learn how
Speaker 3: massive and insane these audiences are, and you start learning
Speaker 3: about their their wild West battles that they for whatever reason,
Speaker 3: I guess it's like what is it Taylor versus Ariana Grande.
Speaker 3: I have no clue, but nonetheless.
Speaker 5: Take a stance.
Speaker 3: Take a stance. Oh Swifties all day. I'll fight for
Speaker 3: them any day of the week. Bro the fun. You know,
Speaker 3: at first we talked about our episode with Travis getting hacked.
Speaker 3: We had no clue how it happened. They were kind
Speaker 3: of coming after me like no, this is bullshit. It
Speaker 3: was up for six hours, like you know, making me
Speaker 3: bend the knee on joking and it's like it created
Speaker 3: for a good moment to drive traction and drive traffic
Speaker 3: to the episode. But then some of them started to
Speaker 3: catch on a ad humor, like as I'm tweeting through stuff,
Speaker 3: as I'm going through on the internet, like I always do,
Speaker 3: you see that they have a sense of humor. So
Speaker 3: I can jive and battle with anybody who has a
Speaker 3: sense of humor. Just know that, your boy, I have
Speaker 3: no clue how the swifty world works at all times.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's more PG, if it's more
Speaker 3: of a kid friendly audience. Your boy likes to throw
Speaker 3: it around verbally at times. I have a lot of
Speaker 3: fun on the internet. Don't take me too seriously when
Speaker 3: I come after the Chiefs this football season. But also
Speaker 3: we need the Chiefs. We need Chiefs Kingdom to fall.
Speaker 3: But anyway, welcome all the Swifties, Welcome to all the
Speaker 3: new audience. We have fun on this podcast. The Beer Games. Boys,
Speaker 3: we have survived the Beer Games. From what I remember,
Speaker 3: it was in the clips I've seen on the internet.
Speaker 3: I drunkenly, I.
Speaker 5: Mean official statement from you.
Speaker 3: That was the drunkest I think I've ever been. And
Speaker 3: the scariest for your boy was extremely high on Wednesday,
Speaker 3: you know, for any verbal, any verbal obnoxiousness I was
Speaker 3: giving JP. I can you know, I do apologize, but
Speaker 3: your boy was absolutely eviscerated. God, which I have no
Speaker 3: clue because you're you're my boy. For whatever reason, I'm saying,
Speaker 3: fuck JP. Yeah, but I went on part of my take,
Speaker 3: I'm talking at length about JJ Reddick. I think I
Speaker 3: ended up calling him, Yeah, yeah he did. The boy
Speaker 3: did answer yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my guy. That's my guy.
Speaker 3: There's no supports JJ Moore than Will Compton. After these clips,
Speaker 3: I was witnessing online. Yeah, you know, I am terrified
Speaker 3: for this Beer Games content to come out. I had
Speaker 3: to live through it the next few days on the
Speaker 3: internet with the part with the part of my take
Speaker 3: episode which I go on there and again, I'm just
Speaker 3: fucking evaporating on Life podcasting. There's me next to Taylor
Speaker 3: passed out on the couch. That was when I was
Speaker 3: nonverbal the last two hours of the night. I explained
Speaker 3: it kind of like wore the plan of the apes
Speaker 3: when when guys end up getting that uh, that virus
Speaker 3: and they can't speak anymore. I was hurt. I was hurt.
Speaker 3: In the next couple of days, it was a bloodbath.
Speaker 3: We have got to change the way we consume alcohol
Speaker 3: because for every game, for everybody out there, we do
Speaker 3: a three beer chug to start. You guys have already
Speaker 3: heard about that, which that's fine. You want to chug,
Speaker 3: you want to get on the board, you want to
Speaker 3: get the seating right for the tournament. But the tournaments,
Speaker 3: we have three different tournaments, three different What you got
Speaker 3: it is a word boys built like, yes, this shit
Speaker 3: so bad. But we do three sixteen man tournaments after
Speaker 3: this three beer chug, and for every match in the tournament,
Speaker 3: you have to do a leader or not a leader,
Speaker 3: a picture of beer. I don't know how much a
Speaker 3: pitcher carries. I believe it's between three and five beers.
Speaker 3: Three beers. But in Flip Cup we're doing best two
Speaker 3: out of three, so if you win, you're going through
Speaker 3: four different matches, three different rounds. In each match, a
Speaker 3: picture of beer for each round. I know the championship
Speaker 3: went all three rounds. That after. I was telling the
Speaker 3: boys that after the Flip Cup tournament, I could not
Speaker 3: tell you how we did in any of the other tournaments.
Speaker 3: That's how Black thought I was. You see the photo
Speaker 3: where I'm laying on my back with my hand up
Speaker 3: that looks mid afternoon. That's not even the sun's not
Speaker 3: even going down yet. And we've got to go back.
Speaker 3: We've got to like beer games, Like when you're doing
Speaker 3: flip Cup and beer pong, you just fill the beer
Speaker 3: up to that first little line in the cup just
Speaker 3: so the cup stays steady, and then you're just having
Speaker 3: fun doing the skill challenge of the games this whole.
Speaker 3: I mean, some people are taking breaks in between their chugs,
Speaker 3: like when they're doing flip Cup and you know, beer pong.
Speaker 3: From what I can remember, I just remember I'm doing
Speaker 3: like two three gulps, trying to get it down like
Speaker 3: when somebody hits ah, when somebody hits a cup. But
Speaker 3: I would not be surprised if my count, if my
Speaker 3: beer count was in the thirties that day's and it was,
Speaker 3: it was nuts. But that content will come out at
Speaker 3: the end of July. I think the week of the
Speaker 3: lighting the Fire ceremony for the actual Olympics is our
Speaker 3: content comes out on July twenty second and twenty third,
Speaker 3: I believe are twenty third and twenty fourth, twenty second,
Speaker 3: twenty third, that's when all of the Beer Games content
Speaker 3: will come out. It'll be two episodes. Again, hats off
Speaker 3: to you guys for the obnoxious grinding being the only
Speaker 3: sober guys around a party of animals. I am terrified.
Speaker 3: I might not. You know, I'll watch some of it,
Speaker 3: but I don't even know if I can watch all
Speaker 3: the way through the thing. JP sent me an interview,
Speaker 3: a post Beer Games interview of myself, and I immediately
Speaker 3: had to stop watching when I'm just I'm slurring everything
Speaker 3: like say, you know, what's up? I'm just so fucked up. Will.
Speaker 6: Will at one point walks past me to go somewhere
Speaker 6: and he just looks at me, goes, hey, fuck you, JP, God,
Speaker 6: and then so sorry. And then thirty seconds later he
Speaker 6: comes back and he goes, hey, JP, I just saw
Speaker 6: sitting You know what I told her? For those who
Speaker 6: don't know, sitting by fiance, I said, well, he goes
Speaker 6: I said, fuck JP.
Speaker 3: I'm not proud. Ah. But the Beer Games will be
Speaker 3: out at the end of July on the twenty second,
Speaker 3: twenty third, so enjoy that. You have to wait a
Speaker 3: little bit longer for that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Will is the main storyline of the video.
Speaker 3: You think it'll come out good or bad?
Speaker 7: Entertaining?
Speaker 3: God damn? Yeah? Yeah, So did you want to get
Speaker 3: to the other boys? You'll want to watch the beer games.
Speaker 3: And also going back to that question, like what's an
Speaker 3: episode to get to know us a little bit more?
Speaker 3: I'll shout out to Dale Junior download if you go
Speaker 3: to the Dale Junior podcast. He had us on Taylor
Speaker 3: myself when we talk a lot about kind of the
Speaker 3: growth and the journey of us with the boys playing
Speaker 3: in the NFL, transitioning into podcasting, kind of our lives outside,
Speaker 3: you know, outside of podcasting in football. So you guys
Speaker 3: can tune into that too. All right, we want to
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Speaker 3: We lost him as a subscriber over the weekend because yeah, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: because we did a podcast and we're embracing the Swifties.
Speaker 3: So he said that, hey, I don't mess with this
Speaker 3: like a lot of your bust and fans don't mess
Speaker 3: with this, so you've lost me as a subscriber. So
Speaker 3: in light of that, I did wish him well. I said,
Speaker 3: you know, I hope you do well in your future endeavors.
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Speaker 3: Back to this episode the weekend you guys went to
Speaker 3: the UFC. By the way, JP, shout out your fuck
Speaker 3: your cameo, sorry, kid show, Kid show, shout out your cameo,
Speaker 3: UFC three oh three, dude, do you have the Do
Speaker 3: you have the clip?
Speaker 7: Like all actually do have a clip?
Speaker 6: The clip is even It makes it even funnier because
Speaker 6: it's legit, like just long enough for there to be
Speaker 6: a screenshot, Like Taylor pulls me in and right when
Speaker 6: I hit this, it cuts, and so it's like it's
Speaker 6: less than one second.
Speaker 7: Oh, that's all you gotta give us to make a moment.
Speaker 1: That's all than a second.
Speaker 3: But that is so sick, Like you've obviously been a
Speaker 3: UFC fan for forever. Yeah, and we've gotten to go
Speaker 3: to several of these uh, UFC pay per Views shout
Speaker 3: out Dana White and crew for all way hooking the
Speaker 3: boys up like on the front row, like right outside
Speaker 3: of the action, smelling the sweat. But that is so
Speaker 3: sick that you got to.
Speaker 6: I know, just like because they so many of my
Speaker 6: friends send it to me and like and they sent
Speaker 6: me like the Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3: Me, hey, yeah you're coming, oh JP.
Speaker 6: And because it was so quick, that probably was the
Speaker 6: reaction just like yeah, go back, go back. But nah,
Speaker 6: it was awesome, just because growing up you always dream
Speaker 6: of like, man, that would be so sick to be
Speaker 6: one of the people that's on the on the thing,
Speaker 6: and I wasn't even one of the people on the thing,
Speaker 6: but the photobamba. To have the screenshot is like dream
Speaker 6: come true. Like I mean you seriously talk about it
Speaker 6: when you're like eleven years.
Speaker 7: Old watching Yeah, man, that one day we got to
Speaker 7: be on it, or if.
Speaker 3: You're with the boys too, like watching the pay per view,
Speaker 3: you're like, hey, if that uh, if that uh, if
Speaker 3: the camera ever came on you, Like, what would you do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: You're sitting there like, you know, do you give the
Speaker 3: fist you throw a couple? Do you hit the I know,
Speaker 3: were you sure? Were you about to hit that?
Speaker 7: Can't I care?
Speaker 6: Can't release my next move because you never know, you
Speaker 6: never know the X opportunity comes.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the goal is to get a lower third.
Speaker 3: You got hey, hang on, the boys are chuckling in
Speaker 3: the back. It's kind of throwing. It's kind of throwing
Speaker 3: us all off the comment. It says Taylor in a twink.
Speaker 5: I'm shocked you haven't got ten k yet off that
Speaker 5: one because that I send JP to collab of media
Speaker 5: to go. You have to accept this right now.
Speaker 3: No, that's awesome. And dude, David Goggins feeling up the
Speaker 3: boy Taylor. I was talking to Taylor too, like him
Speaker 3: knowing who he is with, Like, what do you say? Uh,
Speaker 3: you're the cat from Michigan, You've lost a bunch of weight,
Speaker 3: kind of complimenting him on everything.
Speaker 5: Said he wanted.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: I don't know if Taylor brought it up or if David,
Speaker 5: but they're gonna trying to schedule a workout together, and
Speaker 5: so it's like, I want you to kill me, and
Speaker 5: he's like, done, We're gonna do That would be awesome
Speaker 5: if it happens.
Speaker 3: Mean sketch, I know sketch. He wants to come. He's
Speaker 3: down to come on the show. We gotta get him
Speaker 3: on the show here in July.
Speaker 5: Sketch tinatively coming on the bus.
Speaker 6: He is.
Speaker 5: He's the kind of influencer, streamer, person that you want
Speaker 5: to be famous and you want to root for. He's
Speaker 5: such a nice guy. He's so genuine. You can tell
Speaker 5: that he like really appreciates the moment that he's in
Speaker 5: right now. And every person that we saw that wanted
Speaker 5: to come up and take a photo, he's immediately high vibes. Yeah,
Speaker 5: what's up, brother, Like, come on, let's take a photo.
Speaker 5: He's just nice man. It's just a guy that you
Speaker 5: can root for and then you want to see succeed.
Speaker 3: So that's amazing. We got to give him the shot,
Speaker 3: maybe play him and depending on when he comes, maybe
Speaker 3: he comes when College Football twenty five comes out. When
Speaker 3: does that get released July?
Speaker 5: What twenty fifth?
Speaker 3: July twenty fifth is the fifteenth. Let's get a confirmed, Mitch,
Speaker 3: want's get a confirm on that.
Speaker 1: Re order. You get like early access, and I think
Speaker 1: you get early access to thirteenth.
Speaker 3: See see what his game is like on the sticks.
Speaker 3: But I think that'd be a lot of fun. But yeah, sketch,
Speaker 3: David Goggins, Aaron Rodgers was there, Bordon Ramsey, No, that
Speaker 3: seemed like a blast. Yeah, I saw jelly.
Speaker 5: Roll obviously, Max.
Speaker 3: Max is the king of They had they had their
Speaker 3: sacks on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Cam Newton, Cam Newton, Yeah, there are a
Speaker 5: lot of faces there, man, there was. Cam Newton is
Speaker 5: tall as a bro.
Speaker 3: Cam Newton was somebody like when we played the Panthers
Speaker 3: in Carolina, obviously your boys, you know, uh, checking out
Speaker 3: Luke Keikley up and down all day long because he's
Speaker 3: a specimen. But Cam Newton is somebody. You sit there
Speaker 3: on the field during warm ups without pads on anything
Speaker 3: else and you're like, that is a fucking NFL football player. Yes,
Speaker 3: playing quarterback, calves are massive legs.
Speaker 5: Standing around makes you feel like like a pre pubescent boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's such a nice dude, so nice.
Speaker 5: And he's gonna come on the pod too. I think
Speaker 5: after this season we were we were hounding him.
Speaker 3: We've been hounding him for years.
Speaker 5: I know, he said to him and Taylor have been
Speaker 5: having this conversation for literally years on d M, and
Speaker 5: they finally just got each other's numbers. Yeah, and they're
Speaker 5: gonna make it work I think after this season.
Speaker 3: Yeah, great personality, high charisma. Yeah, but uh yeah, Cam,
Speaker 3: that dude is a specimen in the Another guy was
Speaker 3: seeing like it was like Cam Newton and Calvin Johnson
Speaker 3: are two guys I'll always remember just seeing on the
Speaker 3: football field and being like, Yo, those are fucking Derek
Speaker 3: Henry as well. He's like in that in that tier
Speaker 3: of like you know, these guys are alpha NFL players.
Speaker 3: Speaking of football, Team USA got their ass whipped by Japan.
Speaker 3: That doesn't sit right with the podcast are you coming
Speaker 3: out of? He lost to Austria too. I was seeing
Speaker 3: two on the Pat McAfee show. JP. You're saying that
Speaker 3: Ty was breaking it down saying the way that they
Speaker 3: recruit these cats to play on Team USA is they
Speaker 3: just send him a letter and kind of offer it up, like, hey,
Speaker 3: do you want to represent the Red, white, and blue.
Speaker 3: All it's gonna cost is like what three grand three
Speaker 3: payments of eighteen hundred dollars and then you can be
Speaker 3: on the squad. Like how much prep time do they get?
Speaker 3: Like how much are they practicing together? Like part of
Speaker 3: me last week when I saw that was like putting
Speaker 3: out my tweets is like, how do we get involved?
Speaker 3: And then we just get the washed up, some washed
Speaker 3: up guys that go out there and whoop whoop some
Speaker 3: mass internationally. But then I heard, hey, that's a twenty
Speaker 3: and under league. You couldn't even qualify mates just said
Speaker 3: he'd play.
Speaker 5: We also need you will to make a call to
Speaker 5: arms and maybe start representing our country. Frontline guy.
Speaker 3: I will one thousand percent be the coach of Team USA.
Speaker 5: Look at that camera and tell the country what they
Speaker 5: need to hear.
Speaker 3: Team USA, the government, the Olympic team, whoever is watching,
Speaker 3: whoever put this together. I will represent Team USA. I
Speaker 3: will be a coach, I'll be a coordinator. I will
Speaker 3: stand on the front lines and represent us however you
Speaker 3: need me to. But I do know this, never, never,
Speaker 3: should we get our asses handed to us by the
Speaker 3: likes of Japan and Austria. Like American football is American
Speaker 3: fucking football. We need to be whooping ass out there,
Speaker 3: and we don't need to be getting no disrespect at all,
Speaker 3: Mitch to the D three boys, But we don't need
Speaker 3: to just be sending letters to just guys who just
Speaker 3: got done playing D three football being like, hey, let's
Speaker 3: go represent our country. We need some hungry fucking animals
Speaker 3: that want to practice that want and maybe it is
Speaker 3: d Three, guys, I know you're hungry playing for the
Speaker 3: love of the game, but yeah, you're But what just
Speaker 3: happened in Japan or wherever that was.
Speaker 8: Oh, that's Daddy's money playing, so just so they can
Speaker 8: play on the team.
Speaker 3: He said, that's Daddy's and money. Did you get a letter?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 8: I did not, because I'm also twenty six.
Speaker 3: This is all right.
Speaker 1: I played, I played with guys.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I played with guys in college that were on
Speaker 8: the USA team and they didn't even they didn't even
Speaker 8: start on our team.
Speaker 3: Like, do we know who the head coach is of
Speaker 3: this team?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I don't know how you can look yourself
Speaker 3: in the mirror after taking an ass beat like that.
Speaker 3: All right, head coach, Head coach Mike Kelly, here's a
Speaker 3: project for all the experts to undertake. Find forty five
Speaker 3: players in under a month that one have a passport,
Speaker 3: two have not committed to numerous camps this time of year.
Speaker 3: Three the high school college coach will allow them to
Speaker 3: miss their summer workouts. Now, put together a team playing
Speaker 3: as hard. That sounds like three big ass excuses. That's
Speaker 3: what that sounds like to me. Again, we gotta find
Speaker 3: hungry cats. I'm sure it is difficult in a month's time,
Speaker 3: but if you start laying the ground work now like
Speaker 3: I could be working the d MS. This is no.
Speaker 3: This is four quarters of fuck you ball with everybody internationally.
Speaker 3: You're representing the Red, White and Blue in a big way.
Speaker 3: We're talking drink their beer, take their women, take their money,
Speaker 3: and laying the gold medal. It is you win a
Speaker 3: gold medal? Right? Is this the Olympics? Basically, it's it's
Speaker 3: not the only it's something that we're team USA matters. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Canada three people and for gold medal we haven't even
Speaker 3: won it the last two times. Yeah, yeah, that's that.
Speaker 3: That should piss everybody off. How much time do they
Speaker 3: have to practice? It sounds like a month.
Speaker 4: Paul Cruz had the convicts ready to take down the
Speaker 4: guards in the longest yard and way shorter amount of time.
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 9: We need to get the grid iron out there.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, the dogs, I'm telling you I think
Speaker 3: we could do it, and that would be fun too.
Speaker 3: And then hey, try to sneak out there. Sneak out there, coach,
Speaker 3: it deal a couple of reps. Hey, long as yard
Speaker 3: coach got out there, be like, what was it, Bishop Sycamore.
Speaker 3: Just have a lot of grown, washed up NFL players
Speaker 3: out there. Hey, you know, Mitch wants to play so bad.
Speaker 3: We can find your role on the squad. It'll probably
Speaker 3: be like, you know, Ga, he's your GA spot. Well
Speaker 3: you get you on the staff, and Mitch, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'll be on the staff. I wish I could play too.
Speaker 9: I don't understand the month to prepare it because this
Speaker 9: is every two years.
Speaker 3: We have two years, That's what I'm saying, Like to me,
Speaker 3: you should almost have some of these cats scouted up
Speaker 3: and ready to go. And it sounds like you need
Speaker 3: somebody that has a reputation with some of these head coaches, like, hey,
Speaker 3: could we borrow could we borrow some talent? Because this
Speaker 3: is bigger than us. This is bigger than college God,
Speaker 3: just keep out of this is because of college football
Speaker 3: is big in the n c double A. This is
Speaker 3: beyond us. Oh, this is war.
Speaker 10: This is war for the stars and.
Speaker 3: For the stars and stripes. Dude, what else? Man? What
Speaker 3: else can we can we mess around with. We got
Speaker 3: hawk To. You went to the concert, g how was it?
Speaker 4: It was sick? Honestly, his the production is yeah, this
Speaker 4: is Zach. Yeah, hawk To was there. Kind of disappointing
Speaker 4: because he brings out studs and then he brought out
Speaker 4: hawk To.
Speaker 1: But whatever, love it.
Speaker 7: It was a great show.
Speaker 4: His production was sick, just like one massive led screen
Speaker 4: and then they had stream lights over the floor like
Speaker 4: a backyard like hangout.
Speaker 3: That is sick.
Speaker 7: Oh, it's hot as fuck.
Speaker 9: And then I, you know, you got an eye into
Speaker 9: the bit, so I wore Gene.
Speaker 3: You're just oh, just sweating down the legs too.
Speaker 9: Oh, I mean it was You're in there though. Every
Speaker 9: everyone's saying every word to every song. And Casey Musgraves
Speaker 9: came out hot damn. She look nice.
Speaker 3: Seems like she's got a great personality.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's super nice.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 9: It does a lot for the community.
Speaker 3: Great girl, Yeah, great, great girl, good girl. We try
Speaker 3: to fan questions Jack, Yeah, I can kind of.
Speaker 5: Cover most of them because it's beer, Olympics and Swifties,
Speaker 5: and then I think this is a good question before
Speaker 5: we kind.
Speaker 3: Of all right, shout out the boy. HLS four one, three, four.
Speaker 3: For the rest of your life. You can eat anything
Speaker 3: you want, whenever you want, never have to go to
Speaker 3: the gym again, and no matter what your body, and
Speaker 3: no matter what your body is peak NFL Willie until
Speaker 3: the day you die. The only catch is you have
Speaker 3: to go back to your old your old fence post teeth.
Speaker 3: Do you do it? Hey, that's a tough question. I
Speaker 3: don't have to work out again. I'll tell you what
Speaker 3: that is. That is peak happiness. You get to go,
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Speaker 3: peak shape I've ever been in. For the rest of
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Speaker 3: people haven't seen my old teeth. Here you go. Oh man,
Speaker 3: I'll give a I'll give Mitchell photo. I'll shoot Mitch
Speaker 3: a photo. You know your boy has it. I was
Speaker 3: looking I was looking stacked in this one. We were
Speaker 3: out of practice one day. The sleeves rolled up and
Speaker 3: the sun was just hitting right. You know what I'm
Speaker 3: talking about, don't you, Mitch. I don't know. I gotta
Speaker 3: do it right.
Speaker 5: I used to work with a guy who cut trees
Speaker 5: and he had some bad teeth, smoke cigarettes every day
Speaker 5: for the last thirty years. But he would like physically
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Speaker 5: and stuff. So he's ripped.
Speaker 3: Is he happy?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, happiest I ever met. But he's cut up.
Speaker 5: But when you see it, when we see a guy
Speaker 5: that's ripped and then has bad teeth, you almost you're like,
Speaker 5: are you doing meth or like are you some something
Speaker 5: kind of tweakish?
Speaker 3: You saying that brought up some comments I used to read,
Speaker 3: like people call me meth mouth.
Speaker 5: And oh I'm sorry, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 10: I don't smile.
Speaker 5: You get away with a gut like that's.
Speaker 3: I'm doing it now. Yeah, we've seen We've seen the gut. Uh,
Speaker 3: you're right. I think I got to keep the teeth.
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Speaker 5: a lot this weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I saw the photo where he was a
Speaker 3: gambled a little bit. Maybe was he hitting a tunnel
Speaker 3: of chaos or was he just.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, his wife doesn't like gambling. He was
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Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Should we get into this episode? Do we have any
Speaker 3: more fan questions? Oh? Fourth of July is this week?
Speaker 3: Everybody have an incredible holiday? Yeah? Freedom. Yeah, and right
Speaker 3: after July fourth, the real bros is seem Me Valley.
Speaker 3: The guys that we had our guests that we have
Speaker 3: on the bus today their movie reel Bros. To see
Speaker 3: me Valley is dropping on July fifth, so you can
Speaker 3: check that out, but have a great week. I did
Speaker 3: see a question from Parker, I believe, asking what goes
Speaker 3: into the Fourth of July Hall of Fame? Is it
Speaker 3: brats or hot dogs? Me personally, I'm a broad guy.
Speaker 3: I'm a broad worse guy. I think you can do
Speaker 3: a little bit more. I think they have more range.
Speaker 3: You can boil them then flash grill them at the end.
Speaker 3: You can. You can boil them up and grill them
Speaker 3: with peppers and onions and throw some seasonings in there.
Speaker 3: Hot Dogs kind of a one trick pony. However, the
Speaker 3: hot dog does represent the country in a very big way.
Speaker 3: My personal my personal favorite though, is a nice brought worst.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 5: I think overall the broad beats the hot dog. But
Speaker 5: if we're talking for Fourth of July and you're gonna
Speaker 5: take a German sausage and put it in between your buns,
Speaker 5: you might as well go to fucking hell. Go to hell.
Speaker 5: So it's hot dog all day on fourth of July.
Speaker 5: That's the thing.
Speaker 10: Damn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you think you've got with that one, You're right.
Speaker 3: Hot dogs all day, every day. Hot dogs all day
Speaker 3: every day.
Speaker 5: To me, is the superior food item. If we're doing
Speaker 5: broad versus hot dog, I think it's just a step
Speaker 5: above in terms of flavor. You get like a little
Speaker 5: you can get like the cheddar brods and all that,
Speaker 5: and you can get like cheddar. So I think it's
Speaker 5: better overall. But when we're talking specifically for our day
Speaker 5: of independence, our day of freedom, you gotta go the
Speaker 5: classic hot dog. And a better question, well, does catch
Speaker 5: up belong? I want a hot dog? Yes, and yes.
Speaker 5: The answer is yes, a hot dog. Fucking hitlers out
Speaker 5: there get fucked. Catch up is great on hot time.
Speaker 3: There are people who are very pro.
Speaker 5: It's always the northern guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, hey, it's just mustard.
Speaker 5: And hot dogs.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, put whatever you want on your fucking
Speaker 3: hot dog. What are you having?
Speaker 1: What? Hey?
Speaker 3: What is your dish? My favorite dish for Fourth of
Speaker 3: July brought worst Ribs, baked beans and hash brown cast
Speaker 3: role sweating bro Hey. We up next, we're playing a
Speaker 3: cornhold tournament. Your boy will be back in Bontare this week.
Speaker 3: The annual corn Whole Tournament will take place. Uh you
Speaker 3: guys got any big plans for.
Speaker 5: The fourth I'm heading down to Panama City Beach, which
Speaker 5: to me sounds so awesome because it's gonna be trashy,
Speaker 5: it's gonna be hot right on the beach. Hopefully find
Speaker 5: some women making a make some bad decisions, celebrate, celebrate
Speaker 5: this country the way it should be. Anyone else, anyone else, got.
Speaker 3: Anybody else got plans? Mitt, Mitch or Jack? You can
Speaker 3: throw up the uh. The episode notes, go ahead, gee,
Speaker 3: what do you got going for the fourth?
Speaker 9: I'm going down to Pascagoula, Mississippi. See the parents. Get
Speaker 9: on the water. Get on the boat. It'll be chill.
Speaker 3: So I'll tell you what. The water sounds nice. It does.
Speaker 3: I will be, you know, in the backyard. There'll be
Speaker 3: some dirt in the backyard. We'll have the cornhole set up.
Speaker 3: It'll be a good old fashioned bond ter day and
Speaker 3: it's gonna be amazing. But the water does sound nice?
Speaker 3: Need it all right? We'll get to this episode with
Speaker 3: Jimmy and Christian. We talk about how they met, when
Speaker 3: they started to see that they could do this for
Speaker 3: a living. They really grew their fame on YouTube. They
Speaker 3: have real bros of Semi Valley. How many seasons are
Speaker 3: on YouTube? Three? Three seasons? On YouTube. You guys can
Speaker 3: check that out. They start at like eight minutes that
Speaker 3: I think they go up to twelve and then maybe twenty.
Speaker 3: They talk about how the production level of Facebook buying
Speaker 3: in life. According to Jimmy, the real bros of Seemi Valley,
Speaker 3: we tear talk with them. Their tear talk is we
Speaker 3: talk about uh we basically rank pregame, kickback, after party
Speaker 3: and late night. We have a fun, twisted question with them,
Speaker 3: and then we also do shout out no Free Shutout,
Speaker 3: which we had a lot of fun with. But enjoy
Speaker 3: this episode. If you're watching, please make sure you're subscribed,
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Speaker 3: forth to July. Enjoy this episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I know nothing about what's going on tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Like what's uh what kind of games?
Speaker 10: So do you want me to wait to the pod? Well,
Speaker 10: I guess this is coming out July second, so this
Speaker 10: will be wait rolling right now or roll right now? Boys? Yeah,
Speaker 10: so tomorrow is first off, congratulations on being invited and
Speaker 10: accepting the invite the Beer Games Championship of the World.
Speaker 1: Thank you for having me.
Speaker 10: I literally was in your DM was like a like
Speaker 10: an ex girlfriend, like please God save me. We were
Speaker 10: I might kill myself.
Speaker 3: We were desperation, desperation mode.
Speaker 10: Like crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, at one point it looked like I was I
Speaker 1: was worried. I was like, am I going to jump
Speaker 1: on a sinking ship right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Titanic?
Speaker 1: It was. It was like, hey, you want to be
Speaker 1: a part of this. It's falling apart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, transparencies.
Speaker 1: I would rather.
Speaker 3: It was like, hey, what if Jimmy wanted to come?
Speaker 3: I was like, if we could get that, I'd be sick.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Thinking like, no way, Jimmy's coming, But here we are.
Speaker 1: Well, you were like I was like, I'll be in Japan,
Speaker 1: like anyway that plane could come to Japan and from
Speaker 1: from Japan and Nashville. I was like, yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: believe you did that. Yeah, I can't either. It was
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 10: There had to be somebody in your team that was
Speaker 10: just like, hey, you gotta come, you gotta go to this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, I was just down. But they're more like, really,
Speaker 1: like what you do You don't need to like do
Speaker 1: this to yourself. Like my assistant is constantly like why
Speaker 1: do you put yourself through these things? And I'm like
Speaker 1: I don't know I kind of like, I kind of
Speaker 1: like it. I kind of like the weird I was
Speaker 1: this morning and came down in Nashville.
Speaker 10: Why not, you know, caught you up a hotel and
Speaker 10: now your binge drinking Tomorrow. I guarantee both of you
Speaker 10: are going to throw up tomorrow at my house.
Speaker 3: It's like that, bro, wait, hold on together. No, I
Speaker 3: don't just when we drink we you know, Pready practiced that.
Speaker 3: This ship. I feel like, not this ship we are.
Speaker 1: But I will say the first time I met this
Speaker 1: guy was at the Machine premiere, both of these guys
Speaker 1: and They're like, you want to chug a beer? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you know, I feel like I can
Speaker 1: chug a beer pretty fast. And then Burt was also
Speaker 1: like I begin my tilt and I hear it and
Speaker 1: I look over and he's dropping his can and it's like,
Speaker 1: how was that? How is that possible? Unless you had
Speaker 1: a bigger cap, I don't know you an inner monolog. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was still drinking all the time, I was like,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking over, how is he doing this?
Speaker 10: It's been a small gift since birth, man, I don't
Speaker 10: know what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I would stop at the gasers. My dad going to
Speaker 10: baseball practice, he get me a water and I would
Speaker 10: just slam it. So it's been practiced for a long time.
Speaker 1: Do you crush it? Ian?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 10: I think with a with a regular beer can, it's
Speaker 10: all about venting the can. So you crack it up,
Speaker 10: you push it down, your thumb gets that.
Speaker 3: I saw that rule. I think it's going to be
Speaker 3: a rule that's argued about. How does it go playing
Speaker 3: beer ball? You guys play beer ball. You're throwing the
Speaker 3: ping pong ball like you're at the table. You got
Speaker 3: a beer on each corner, and you and your partner
Speaker 3: you throw ping pong ball at the beer can. It hits,
Speaker 3: the beer can goes out everywhere. The defensive team has
Speaker 3: to go get in touch, bring it back and touch
Speaker 3: the table. But as are doing that, your partner starts
Speaker 3: chugging his beer. So if they can't hear, Taylor starts chugging.
Speaker 3: But you got to open it first. Now, opening it
Speaker 3: is where the trick is. Because Taylor is my boil
Speaker 3: over here. He vinced the fuck out of it. It's
Speaker 3: a wide so you can put it down like you
Speaker 3: so like you witness it.
Speaker 1: I see. So when you're when you're opening it, you're you're.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hill, waste the rent by just opening it. Just
Speaker 3: he knows it's good.
Speaker 1: But not all people are capable of doing that with
Speaker 1: their fingers. Also, I.
Speaker 10: Think I have, Like in college, I would cut my
Speaker 10: thumb all the time, because you know, everyone's kind of
Speaker 10: like when you're in college. Everyone it's like a cool
Speaker 10: thing that's like theirs. Yeah, so people like tilt the
Speaker 10: whatever this thing is called to the side, They like
Speaker 10: a little dent in one side. For me, it was
Speaker 10: the event. So I always knew that was mine, and
Speaker 10: I would do that. As I got more and more drunk,
Speaker 10: I would just get more and more aggressive, and I
Speaker 10: would always end up with the bloody thumb always. But
Speaker 10: and now it's just so yeah, now that thing's just
Speaker 10: a war Dad, that thing's been through the mud man.
Speaker 11: Wait, when you crush it, you crush it like to
Speaker 11: intimidate your opponents or is.
Speaker 3: That just like a natural habit you do now?
Speaker 10: Chugging is something that I've always just kind of been
Speaker 10: good at.
Speaker 3: When you crush the can at the end, like that
Speaker 3: noise that Jim was saying.
Speaker 10: Can I be honest with you, gym over here? I
Speaker 10: didn't crush the can we can go back and watch
Speaker 10: the film, but I didn't want to do that to
Speaker 10: him right here.
Speaker 3: You made that up crazy, but you did kind of.
Speaker 10: Press me and I felt on comfortable, so I had
Speaker 10: to say, so glad you kept it because were building
Speaker 10: a foundation story for years.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe it was the drop that I could.
Speaker 10: Have been the drop, could have absolutely been the drop. Yeah,
Speaker 10: I heard a sound, no question. Yeah, And it was
Speaker 10: a fun time that that premiere was awesome.
Speaker 1: That was fun.
Speaker 3: Of all the.
Speaker 10: Premieres you've been to, was that the most interactive as
Speaker 10: far as.
Speaker 1: It was Definitely. I've never been to a premiere that
Speaker 1: had ax throwing before and beer. It was funny is
Speaker 1: they had like those big beer pong tables and one
Speaker 1: of them was like a big photo of me, like shirtless,
Speaker 1: like and they were like, do you want to take this?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, why not? And like right away
Speaker 1: they bring it to my house and it's in my
Speaker 1: garage and like why did I say yes to this? Now?
Speaker 1: I just have this like eight by six piece of
Speaker 1: board with my face on it?
Speaker 3: Like what am I going to inspire?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 3: Don't inspire?
Speaker 1: You see.
Speaker 7: Me today?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 10: That's the essence of you.
Speaker 1: I put an inspirational quote on it.
Speaker 3: Nice. Yeah, instead of your the mirrors out, just put
Speaker 3: a bunch of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: How many how many late nights did you have with
Speaker 3: Burt when making that movie?
Speaker 1: We had quite a few, and most of them felt unnecessary,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You know the late nights
Speaker 1: where you're like, and those are always the ones that
Speaker 1: go the latest to where it's not like you're going
Speaker 1: to a thing, You're just kind of hanging out drinking,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, it's like four, You're like,
Speaker 1: why did we do this? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't like those. I would have slept Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: no question. Bert kind of does that to you though,
Speaker 3: like he just starts handing him to you his shirts off.
Speaker 1: He's yeah, yeah, we did his We did his cooking show.
Speaker 1: And it was on a Wednesday, like ten am, and
Speaker 1: I show up and I'm like in the car on
Speaker 1: the way over and I'm like, I'm not gonna drink weekday.
Speaker 1: I have things to do. It's it's morning. And he
Speaker 1: just was like, you wanna you wanna drink him? Yeah? Like,
Speaker 1: no quest I shouldn't. I just immediately right, like what
Speaker 1: just happened to me.
Speaker 10: This is the way he comes at you. Yes, he's laughing,
Speaker 10: so it fetches. You can see like the little silver
Speaker 10: fillings in the back of his mouth when he starts
Speaker 10: laughing too hard, and it kind of puts you into
Speaker 10: a trance and you're like, yeah, I guess I am
Speaker 10: going to drink today. It's exactly what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: Right, So what's happening tomorrow? Got you?
Speaker 10: Yeah, we should probably get on that. So everyone listening
Speaker 10: to this episode right now, we're here to talk about
Speaker 10: the real bros of seeming value of the movie coming out.
Speaker 10: But the reason why you guys popped in to do
Speaker 10: this episode was because Beer Games Championship of the World
Speaker 10: is taking place June twenty fifth, So sixteen teams or
Speaker 10: two now that the number of teams. It's it's still
Speaker 10: kind of a sinking ship. It's a moving target. It's
Speaker 10: a moving target. So we're like fourteen I think, I'm
Speaker 10: not sure. But the first event is going to be.
Speaker 3: A beer chug, so out of a can.
Speaker 10: It is going to be out of a picture of
Speaker 10: beer that is thirty six ounces ounces move, so three beers.
Speaker 10: And the way that it's time is it'll be your
Speaker 10: time plus your time added together. That'll get you points
Speaker 10: and seating for the next event. The next event will
Speaker 10: be the first real tournament. For the first real tournament,
Speaker 10: everybody is put into flip cup best two out of three.
Speaker 10: You're gonna get a picture of beer between you and
Speaker 10: the six cups you guys have. You can distribute that
Speaker 10: beer as much or as little as you want based
Speaker 10: on your drinking abilities and strategy. So we'll do that.
Speaker 10: That'll all go through. New seating will happen based domination,
Speaker 10: single elimination. Two out of three, single elimination, New seating
Speaker 10: will happen, and we'll go to six cup beer punk.
Speaker 10: I know what you're thinking, did why the fuck are
Speaker 10: we doing six cup beer. I'm gonna answer that question
Speaker 10: for you right now. Last year we did it and
Speaker 10: it took three day.
Speaker 3: I am out.
Speaker 11: Efficiency got to be efficiency.
Speaker 10: So that will happen, single elimination. After that, there will
Speaker 10: be ball. Well, there'll be cuts right bottom.
Speaker 3: Team yeah this year, Yeah, we're taking out the bottom
Speaker 3: four teams. They'll get eliminated, and then the final teams
Speaker 3: of twelve will go into that third round will play
Speaker 3: beer ball, and after that you'll cut. We'll cut it
Speaker 3: all the way down in the final round, which is
Speaker 3: only the top four teams top for questions. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: hold them off to that. You go ahead.
Speaker 11: I want to say, I want to I gotta you know,
Speaker 11: I want to keep getting.
Speaker 3: Educated first, Okay, okay, what else? What's next?
Speaker 10: That's so you did, asked all the questions you want?
Speaker 10: Now should we.
Speaker 1: Have practiced as he was? The Only thing that worries
Speaker 1: me is the picture chug? Okay, how is your chugging?
Speaker 3: Like you got on the thirty the thirty six ounces
Speaker 3: of beer? He did it last year? What three point
Speaker 3: five seconds? I can't and I was I was twelve,
Speaker 3: So middle of the road, very middle of the road.
Speaker 1: And okay, so this is it last year? Is that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 3: He'll be there raging. We got some b steal line.
Speaker 10: We got some thick boys at my house right now.
Speaker 10: Graham Glasgow, guard for the Detroit Lions, went to Michigan
Speaker 10: with him.
Speaker 3: Michael Chandler will be there, he can, he.
Speaker 1: Can size wise, how are we stacking up? Where is
Speaker 1: where are we fitting in here?
Speaker 10: You guys?
Speaker 3: Michael Chandler will be there.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Michael Chandler, you guys have a similar builds.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, I heard that. So we're on the
Speaker 1: smaller side in the same.
Speaker 10: I would say, you guys are hitting the average. Don't
Speaker 10: do photo though.
Speaker 3: That's a photo you need to show.
Speaker 10: No, he's like one eighty five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh so he's jacked.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, so he's bil Well that's one fifty six.
Speaker 10: He had to fight with McGregor. That was supposed to
Speaker 10: be this weekend and it was at one eighty five.
Speaker 10: So he's he's tipping the scales around one eighty five.
Speaker 3: He canceled it for this. He canceled.
Speaker 10: He called in, he said, can break your toe?
Speaker 3: We want to get to be Yeah, the world figure out.
Speaker 3: So real story.
Speaker 11: Up until yesterday, I thought we were just coming to
Speaker 11: watch a beer Olympics.
Speaker 3: I did not know we were participating.
Speaker 7: No, I don't know.
Speaker 11: I don't know what fucking text you or my reps
Speaker 11: initially sent me.
Speaker 1: I said, do you want I said, do you want
Speaker 1: to go to Nashville and participate in the beraulym.
Speaker 11: I don't think you did, though. I think you said
Speaker 11: something something something, and then.
Speaker 3: Do the beer Olympics. I'm like, yeah, we're gonna watch cool.
Speaker 1: That sounds fine.
Speaker 3: I remember what I said.
Speaker 11: I'm like, hold on, I'm starting to realize I went
Speaker 11: back read some shit.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh shit, we're in this ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right.
Speaker 10: Yeah, when's the last time y'all played some beer games?
Speaker 11: I played beer games like casually, like probably like a
Speaker 11: few times a month.
Speaker 10: What's your what's your number one game?
Speaker 3: Probably flip pet Yeah that's my.
Speaker 1: Way, that's your number one game.
Speaker 10: Last year you said that's your best game before we
Speaker 10: even did, But then last year happened.
Speaker 3: I still feel good about it. It's just when the
Speaker 3: lights come on, you know. I shrivel every now and then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's always that always and the lights come on.
Speaker 3: I just that's the competition sitting next to us. You
Speaker 3: you gotta play it to them in at night. But
Speaker 3: I did have an abysmal uh performance last year at
Speaker 3: flip Cup.
Speaker 1: You did. You were that guy that's just sitting there and.
Speaker 3: You just keep hearing and you don't you don't think
Speaker 3: about anything else other than the noise of it hitting
Speaker 3: the ground and just knowing that everybody's staring at you
Speaker 3: and you just can't. Don't you want that comeback story?
Speaker 3: This year. Now they're kind of set up for like
Speaker 3: a big man. Yeah, I've boys been training.
Speaker 1: You start to think, should I be flipping it twice?
Speaker 10: Should I be going put it up twice?
Speaker 3: Could do that?
Speaker 1: Who won? Last year? Is this? How many? How many
Speaker 1: years have you done this?
Speaker 10: This is the year?
Speaker 3: Three year?
Speaker 10: Yeah, the third year.
Speaker 3: First one was more the old Lineman for Tennessee. They
Speaker 3: wanted to do like a beer Olympics, so they just
Speaker 3: kind of had like an old line beer Day. And
Speaker 3: then last year was kind of like the first real
Speaker 3: one where we structured out the tournaments for real. I mean,
Speaker 3: I guess he did a couple of years ago, but
Speaker 3: that was more of like a Tennessee Titans thing.
Speaker 10: Yeah, the last the last two years have been the
Speaker 10: real ones. Last year was like the when we took
Speaker 10: it the most serious and the kind of structured. We
Speaker 10: had like two guys who want to structure the whole
Speaker 10: thing around, like make sure their schedules add up and
Speaker 10: then fill in pieces there, and it was great. And
Speaker 10: then this year February, like literally last week of February,
Speaker 10: first week of March, we had everybody dialed in and
Speaker 10: then end of March, dudes just started dropping like flies, left,
Speaker 10: right and center, including Bert, who is one of our
Speaker 10: main advocates for getting guys on the game.
Speaker 1: He's back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's taking a PJ. He's got actually a show
Speaker 3: tomorrow night in Ohio. So he's gonna do the beer
Speaker 3: games and then take the PJ to do a show
Speaker 3: tomorrow night.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's gonna be the worst show ever.
Speaker 3: Wait, is it teams? You said yea.
Speaker 1: Might, sorry about this.
Speaker 10: It isn't Columbus though, So it's all good.
Speaker 3: Who's Bird's partner? His wife?
Speaker 10: His wife?
Speaker 3: Oh sick?
Speaker 10: Who's going to die? Yeah, okay, she might pass away? Lovely,
Speaker 10: she's a little queen.
Speaker 1: Was unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's cool. We met her.
Speaker 10: She's last year, Burt and Shame. They were partners.
Speaker 3: And you just said you can actually played games a
Speaker 3: few times a month. You're gonna be ready to go.
Speaker 10: Yeah. So the last time we legit they played games
Speaker 10: was last year.
Speaker 3: Last year.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but there's there's six cup beer pong. I
Speaker 1: think that's where that's where I could maybe turn on
Speaker 1: the Jets.
Speaker 3: Why why some about the six cup that's getting you?
Speaker 3: Or is it just beer pong?
Speaker 1: Beer pong? Okay, yeah, I feel I feel better about
Speaker 1: beer pong than I do about flip flip cup goes
Speaker 1: either way from me. You know, I could lock in
Speaker 1: and just get it first try, or I could be
Speaker 1: sitting there and doing it thirty times in a row.
Speaker 1: I don't think of everything, all right.
Speaker 11: You know why I've been playing beer games though, because
Speaker 11: I got these neighbors, these new neighbors, and like they're
Speaker 11: young bulls are there in their early twenties, and every
Speaker 11: now that I'll be up laying our hairs going down
Speaker 11: over there, and.
Speaker 3: I'll just walk over. I'm the old head neighbor.
Speaker 10: Now, oh, you're picking your over the fence with like
Speaker 10: a couple of blunts, plenty of turn out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, literally that part the time to over. Can you
Speaker 3: guys just turn it down just a little bit. I'm
Speaker 3: just trying to catch them sleeping. Got a kid back.
Speaker 1: It's fun being in it. It's fun. I have a
Speaker 1: neighbor too, that's that's a party neighbor. And every now
Speaker 1: and then he'll come to my house. I'll go to
Speaker 1: his house and it's just cool. You're like sitting there
Speaker 1: like I'll, uh, I'll see you guys later. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: head home. Yeah, he's the neighbor.
Speaker 11: He says, your identity is secure when you're a neighbor.
Speaker 11: I know these guys on the next door's I gotta.
Speaker 10: Do all you gotta do talk foundation set. No one's
Speaker 10: questioning you for the rest of the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Right, and if you're cool, it's like a plus.
Speaker 1: Like my neighbor came over and people were like, who
Speaker 1: is that guy? Like my next door neighbor, and they go.
Speaker 10: Yeah, do you have Yeah, people start looking at real
Speaker 10: estate around there. They pop up the Zillo app.
Speaker 1: Dude, mine do I get here? My next door neighbor
Speaker 1: was a former professional rollerblader. Go ahead, I'm among the
Speaker 1: best in the world.
Speaker 10: Are we talking about?
Speaker 1: Like face like Nitro Circus, Like he's doing mega ramps
Speaker 1: and now he's like a photographer videographer. He's like on
Speaker 1: tour with bands and stuff.
Speaker 3: And he looks like Dave Grohl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his name is Dave. He's got like he's got
Speaker 1: long hair. He looks like a rock star.
Speaker 10: Didn't Dave roll just go out to Taylor Swift? He
Speaker 10: did not more than forty eight hours ago. I wonder
Speaker 10: if he's still alive for what what do you say?
Speaker 10: Says something about you don't want to get on the
Speaker 10: swiftiest bad side.
Speaker 1: And then he proceeded to get on the swiftiest Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: He literally prefaced getting on the swiftiest bad side with
Speaker 1: you don't want to get on the swiftiest bad side. Yes,
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, you don't want to get on
Speaker 1: Taylor's bad side. But at least we played live.
Speaker 10: It was wild.
Speaker 1: You want to do this.
Speaker 3: You can get the attention though, because that's swift. The
Speaker 3: army is insane. Yeah, but there's that the attention you
Speaker 3: want sometimes.
Speaker 10: Big Cat loves that ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but we have a nice little deal. Yes, you
Speaker 10: guys are partners. You're playing as a team, okay, and
Speaker 10: if you throw up point a couple of points adducted.
Speaker 1: You'll be word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna throw up in secret camp. How are
Speaker 3: you camera?
Speaker 10: You see my boys in the back here the assassins
Speaker 10: be ready, See the one in the green hat, Sherman.
Speaker 10: He's got you.
Speaker 3: Guys, green hats. Oh shit, the.
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Speaker 3: should be diving about the movie. Yeah, let's talk the
Speaker 3: real bros of Semi Valley.
Speaker 1: Yep it up.
Speaker 3: How How long did it take you to write the script?
Speaker 3: It was like six months with it. No, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: think we did. I was listening we actually started did.
Speaker 3: I was listen to Jimmy and Jimmy were saying something
Speaker 3: like seven years.
Speaker 1: Was that.
Speaker 3: I was listening to a seminary of you what you
Speaker 3: were doing? And the movie. I thought it was this one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you spent about seven years on it, no question you
Speaker 3: knew the answer to No.
Speaker 1: No, that was just a spike as far it was
Speaker 1: a different movie this show we started. We started the
Speaker 1: show in twenty eighteen, but the movie, the movie took us.
Speaker 1: I think once we started writing, and it took us
Speaker 1: like I think like four four or five months. But
Speaker 1: that was also spread out, like we weren't even linking
Speaker 1: up like every day. Yeah, and then I went to Atlanta.
Speaker 1: We were meeting up on Zoom.
Speaker 3: We were trying to continue the show.
Speaker 11: First for a while, we had like for like a
Speaker 11: while like mapped out what the show looked like if
Speaker 11: like three more seasons or two, if we could, you know,
Speaker 11: if that was it all we could.
Speaker 3: Get, and this whole like narrative mapped out. We were
Speaker 3: pitching it, pitching it.
Speaker 11: We didn't really get any big bites, and we got
Speaker 11: the opportunity to make it a movie. We sat down
Speaker 11: kind of reconfigured it for a while, and then once
Speaker 11: we actually like all right, this is the bones of
Speaker 11: the story. Then it was I think four to six
Speaker 11: months actually just like scripted out. But there was a
Speaker 11: lot of time before that of like shape in the
Speaker 11: world kind of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like how do we take this from a ship?
Speaker 1: Cause it was such a show, you know, like there
Speaker 1: were so many moments that were like you can just
Speaker 1: let moments in the show run on for like so
Speaker 1: long as long as the full episode ends up being
Speaker 1: part of the story. You can spend time doing little
Speaker 1: random stupid pantss. We're like, you don't really have that
Speaker 1: with a movie. So a lot of it was figuring out,
Speaker 1: like how do we turn this into a movie? And
Speaker 1: for a while we were trying to write it. We like,
Speaker 1: we're trying to change it to We're trying to write
Speaker 1: it as like three acts like how movies are. And
Speaker 1: then after a minute, I was like, why don't we
Speaker 1: just do this as like why don't we write like
Speaker 1: six mini episodes? We basically we knew what we wanted
Speaker 1: to do. We knew like what the last season was
Speaker 1: going to be that we wanted to do, and it
Speaker 1: was a high school reunion, cause, like, to show about
Speaker 1: these bros that peaked in high school, you got to
Speaker 1: do their high school reunion eventually. Yeah, so that was
Speaker 1: like what we landed on. And then yeah, so it
Speaker 1: was it took a while to kind of crack the
Speaker 1: code of how do we turn this into a show
Speaker 1: or a movie rather?
Speaker 10: But how did you go from like two seasons, three seasons,
Speaker 10: no one's really boding on it to having the opportunity
Speaker 10: to do a movie?
Speaker 3: Well, people were buy it.
Speaker 11: I mean like you're saying, like, after the show had
Speaker 11: been out for a minute, we're.
Speaker 10: Trying you said you were trying to you were talking
Speaker 10: about like winds the shit.
Speaker 3: Right season seasons right.
Speaker 11: So the three was out, It came out did really
Speaker 11: well on Facebook, but Facebook didn't want to do a
Speaker 11: four season.
Speaker 3: We were kind of like, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: Facebook also dissolved like they were no longer a platform.
Speaker 10: Definitely the demographic you're probably not looking for. Like my
Speaker 10: grandparents really utilized Facebook.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, they were just after a while, like why
Speaker 1: are we going to be spending money on content? Like
Speaker 1: just keep being Facebook and make billions of dollars and
Speaker 1: stop sprowing money on like shows, So they like dissolved
Speaker 1: their platform.
Speaker 11: Right, We were like, cool, let's try to get somewhere else,
Speaker 11: Like we feel like the fan base is like up
Speaker 11: and invigorated, like we still have stories when to tell,
Speaker 11: but we just couldn't. Nobody really wanted it, Like at
Speaker 11: the time, we were trying to pitch it as the
Speaker 11: continuation of the series, so that that took a while.
Speaker 11: It'sgo a year probably of us trying to.
Speaker 1: Get it, yeah, sold unsuccessfully.
Speaker 3: Were you guys ever thinking like let's just use YouTube?
Speaker 3: Yeah about everything? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's just not You're never gonna make
Speaker 1: your You'd have to get an investor to put the
Speaker 1: money up, and like I couldn't sit down with an
Speaker 1: investor and look him in the eye and say you're
Speaker 1: gonna make you guarantee. I wouldn't be able to do it,
Speaker 1: you know, Like there's no way you're making your money
Speaker 1: back from YouTube, especially on a movie. You know, you're
Speaker 1: like or I mean, if you do a show, it's
Speaker 1: like shows are expensive, you know, and you're not You're
Speaker 1: not making You're not making that amount of money back
Speaker 1: on YouTube unless you're getting like a billion US an
Speaker 1: episode or something.
Speaker 11: Right, Yeah, and a movie sounds like a bigger like investment,
Speaker 11: and it is a different kind of investment. But it's
Speaker 11: half the time of like the season three we put out,
Speaker 11: So it's half the storylines, it's half of all the ships,
Speaker 11: half of you know, what it took to produce the
Speaker 11: last season. So it was a bigger investment, I guess,
Speaker 11: like stakes wise, but.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, it was like harder to choose, you know.
Speaker 1: It's like we have to be more selective about like
Speaker 1: what we're putting in it.
Speaker 11: And there were some funny ship that couldn't go in there.
Speaker 11: We were like, oh, this would like ah, but wait,
Speaker 11: we don't got time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we like wanted one of the characters was like
Speaker 1: like like we had this whole storyline about like the
Speaker 1: truck nuts like getting too big, and then they started
Speaker 1: like breaking off and like causing accidents and see me.
Speaker 1: So then the people were protests mayors like trying to
Speaker 1: shut down truck nuts and see me. So then Wade,
Speaker 1: what's gonna run from mayor to like change? We can't
Speaker 1: fit this into a movie. Yeah, if we had a show,
Speaker 1: we could do, like you know, that could be a
Speaker 1: little storyline going on in the show, But we don't
Speaker 1: have this kind of time with a movie.
Speaker 10: When uh, you got you're going through a year of
Speaker 10: like trying to figure it all out for people that
Speaker 10: are listening, that want to write, want to act, all
Speaker 10: those things. How did Why didn't you guys just like say, hey, listen,
Speaker 10: we'll just go move on to something else, Like what
Speaker 10: made you guys keep moving?
Speaker 3: I think we believed in it? Well, I know we
Speaker 3: believed in it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, well it's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we believed in it. We knew it was good.
Speaker 1: And also like the fans were they people loved the show,
Speaker 1: and we had we knew what we wanted to do,
Speaker 1: and it was just so hard to wrap our heads
Speaker 1: around like never mind, you know it just like would
Speaker 1: feel it's just I just need that, like we needed that,
Speaker 1: like at least like having that like ending, even if
Speaker 1: we don't end up ending it like this having that
Speaker 1: ending is just like creatively you need it. But during
Speaker 1: that year, I think the thing, like the biggest takeaway
Speaker 1: for me with this is just like people really don't
Speaker 1: network studios. They really don't believe in something unless you
Speaker 1: just do it. And that's the story of this show.
Speaker 1: Like we just made it on YouTube, you know, self
Speaker 1: financed it, did a little mini season, and then Facebook
Speaker 1: saw it and they're like, oh, yeah, that will take it.
Speaker 1: And then we did like they didn't want to do
Speaker 1: a full thirty minute thing, so we did fIF like
Speaker 1: twelve to fifteen minute episodes and they saw that and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, you can handle this, Oh you can
Speaker 1: handle this, Okay, twenty minute episodes and then still like
Speaker 1: trying to pitch it to you know, the major studios
Speaker 1: like Netflix, Amazon and stuff. It was like everyone was
Speaker 1: super impressed by it and they like seemed to love
Speaker 1: it in the room. Look still buy it, but then
Speaker 1: they just there was no follow through. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: still honestly don't really understand why.
Speaker 11: Yeah, every pitch I go into it would we would
Speaker 11: come into every pitch and they'd be like, yo, we
Speaker 11: just want to stop by saying we fucking love the show.
Speaker 11: We're big fans of people are quoting it. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 11: that's a first to come into pitch their quoting She
Speaker 11: you've already done there, Like yeah, but it's not for us?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, what does it even mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 11: How do you justify that somebody didn't believe in it enough?
Speaker 11: But on the front end, they were talking about how
Speaker 11: much they loved it, So I don't know what.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, I honestly don't know what because it was like,
Speaker 1: it's cheap to make. You have built in fan base
Speaker 1: that has already proved. They came from YouTube to Facebook.
Speaker 3: We do the marketing for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do all the marketing for you, all the
Speaker 1: characters of social media accounts, like it's a fucking universe. Yeah.
Speaker 3: You would almost think that your resume of all of
Speaker 3: that will sell it enough to be, hey, you guys
Speaker 3: can believe that we're gonna put this thing together.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I truly still don't really end it.
Speaker 1: Like most pictures that go into I'm like, no guarantees,
Speaker 1: but this was like it just felt like such a
Speaker 1: such a layup.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was just it felt unnecessarily complicated to
Speaker 1: eventually make this movie. And but it is cool to
Speaker 1: like start it off as a mini series, make a
Speaker 1: bigger show, make a bigger show, and now do a movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like a cool, very like modern indie
Speaker 1: filmmaking arc.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's got an insane fault. When you guys did
Speaker 10: those that first little mini series, did you expect it
Speaker 10: to take off the way it did or was it
Speaker 10: just like, hey, this seems like a fun little deal.
Speaker 11: You always want things to do well, like, you know,
Speaker 11: certain things canna be big, But I never expected to
Speaker 11: be what it is now, Like you never know which
Speaker 11: one's gonna hit hit the way I feel like this has.
Speaker 1: I'm like the guy. I'm never the guy that's like
Speaker 1: I never saw this coming, you know, like I am
Speaker 1: not that guy. I feel like there's that's it's cool
Speaker 1: to be that guy. But for this, I genuinely like
Speaker 1: I did not see this. I didn't see this coming.
Speaker 1: I we just were like the concept of the show
Speaker 1: came from like we were doing a video every week
Speaker 1: on YouTube and it was like, hey, this is unsustainable
Speaker 1: to wake up on Tuesday morning and say what's coming
Speaker 1: next week and scramble every six days let's right shoot,
Speaker 1: you know, edit. So it was like we started going,
Speaker 1: all right, let's do bigger shoots, like let's let's knock
Speaker 1: out like a couple things in one shoot. And this
Speaker 1: is how this was birth. It was like, all right,
Speaker 1: we wanted to make fun of reality shows, so we
Speaker 1: did this, and we weren't. Really I was. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't think we were going to do more. I thought, no,
Speaker 1: you're just going to do that and like and then
Speaker 1: Studio seventy one, who's the production company now, was like
Speaker 1: they were like the multi channel network that wrapped the
Speaker 1: YouTube channel. They were like, hey, do you mind if
Speaker 1: we try to sell this to Facebook? And I was
Speaker 1: just kind of like no, like I don't you know,
Speaker 1: we're not doing anything. It's just kind of there. And
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, they want to do it, and we
Speaker 1: were like, oh, okay it and then they're like, actually
Speaker 1: gave us like a budget to like make a real show.
Speaker 3: And they just give you like a production budget, be like, hey,
Speaker 3: this is what we want to invest in you guys.
Speaker 3: Is call it five hundred thousand dollars, Like we want
Speaker 3: to give that toward you guys hiring out who you
Speaker 3: need to hire out to execute this.
Speaker 1: On your own. Yeah, it was like it was gonna
Speaker 1: be like uh it was. They were saying, like, we're
Speaker 1: gonna give you like eighty in episode or something, and
Speaker 1: we're like, yeah, that's that's incredible, which is like for
Speaker 1: a show like the show, Yeah, two to three million dollars.
Speaker 1: And then they're like, hey, we're gonna give you like
Speaker 1: four hundred episode. We were like, oh, okay, that's like
Speaker 1: a real like that's still in the grand scheme of things,
Speaker 1: like a very low budget show, but it's like a
Speaker 1: real all of a sudden world set. We have trailers,
Speaker 1: it's like a whole funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going from making you weekly YouTube videos as
Speaker 3: fucking around and I saw a budget to funny season.
Speaker 3: Seeing season one to season two. It just the production
Speaker 3: value but all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just like went so and like also we
Speaker 1: started writing it and like we wrote the first one,
Speaker 1: the whole concept is like nothing happens right, but like
Speaker 1: you add dramatic music and zooms and sound effects and
Speaker 1: makes everything seem like a big deal. And then season two,
Speaker 1: like we're halfway through the writing process and we're like,
Speaker 1: I remember we kind of looked at each other we're like,
Speaker 1: is this really good?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's a couple of times we were writing it
Speaker 11: too good.
Speaker 3: We take a step back.
Speaker 1: I think it's just pretty good.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we were right, and we were watching too much
Speaker 11: Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: Or some.
Speaker 3: Crazy ship.
Speaker 1: We were watching Game of Thrones, and we're like, so
Speaker 1: we had, uh just trying. We're just trying to weave
Speaker 1: all these character arcs together. And honestly, I think that
Speaker 1: it can help. I think watching for really did an influence,
Speaker 1: and you can see that in the show. You know,
Speaker 1: I think anyone takes a look at Real Bros. And
Speaker 1: they say, right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, inspired by Game of Thrones. It's like when what
Speaker 3: is it? Like is it George R. Martin His like
Speaker 3: notes leak on how he puts stories together and builds
Speaker 3: up stories like, hey, fellas, George is dropped one. Like,
Speaker 3: let's figure out how to put uh, real real bros
Speaker 3: to Semi Valley into this and mesh all the story
Speaker 3: arcs together. That's about the end of the story.
Speaker 1: I mean we used we used like a graph, you know,
Speaker 1: we'd go like episode episode one, two, three, four through ten,
Speaker 1: and then the characters on this side there's like xashes
Speaker 1: and a Y axis and it would be like, you know, Exander, Bryce, Wade,
Speaker 1: Duncan all the way and then episodes and then you'd
Speaker 1: kind of be like, all the funny things that you
Speaker 1: have just kind of start throwing them up there, all
Speaker 1: the things that you want to happen, all the big moments,
Speaker 1: and then you kind of start to look at it
Speaker 1: and like maybe that goes there, that goes there, it
Speaker 1: goes there.
Speaker 11: And then you someone could have an idea that just
Speaker 11: is so funny it demolishes all that. You're like, fuck,
Speaker 11: that's so good. Yeah, we have to do that the
Speaker 11: race half of that shit. Put this in those That's
Speaker 11: a good thing problem to have.
Speaker 3: Though. Season three we took it.
Speaker 11: Up a notch though with the steaks. Season two was
Speaker 11: stakes went up. Season three we had some steaks that
Speaker 11: Facebook came back with notes and they were like.
Speaker 3: We don't know about this. Yeah, really, you guys.
Speaker 10: Are getting kind of crazy, but we loved it.
Speaker 1: We pitched this ending that was like, I mean, I
Speaker 1: can say we're never gonna do it now, but we
Speaker 1: had this whole ending where like one of the characters
Speaker 1: in season three is like you find out that she's
Speaker 1: producer on the show and she was put in the
Speaker 1: show to stir up drama because they want to get more.
Speaker 3: Views, which was already crazy.
Speaker 1: She works for Facebook in the show, but you don't
Speaker 1: find that out until like the last episode, and it's
Speaker 1: very like kind of thrown away. But we were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that and then they find out she's been cloning them
Speaker 1: and to clone them, kill the real bros and just
Speaker 1: have the clones do the show forever. And they were
Speaker 1: like and.
Speaker 11: We pictured them in person and they're like.
Speaker 1: They're like the clone. I don't know about the clones.
Speaker 1: Like the producer's cool, but I don't know about the clones.
Speaker 1: And we were like, perfect, cool.
Speaker 3: We'll take Yeah, yeah, that's something I'll talked about. Before
Speaker 3: you walked in.
Speaker 1: I think we were actually down.
Speaker 11: We were, Yeah, we were let's go as crazy as
Speaker 11: we can.
Speaker 10: We would have had you guys know, hey, we know
Speaker 10: the clones idea is a little crazy, but we're gonna
Speaker 10: go in there knowing that they're gonna can I take
Speaker 10: the clone bait?
Speaker 11: If they would have said yes, we've been like cool,
Speaker 11: we're doing clones, Yes, and we went come up with
Speaker 11: something else crazier.
Speaker 3: I know how to shut down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't mean that if they had said yes,
Speaker 1: we would have actually followed through. There's a good chance
Speaker 1: that we would start writing and be like, this is
Speaker 1: a little bit tough.
Speaker 3: It's game of throne. Was fucking getting to us now
Speaker 3: this entire time that you guys are like writing and
Speaker 3: going season after season in conversations with Facebook, You're getting
Speaker 3: in the world where you're pitching the show and everything else. Like,
Speaker 3: are you guys just just developing you over your Do
Speaker 3: you have people that are kind of helping you, like
Speaker 3: counseling you on how to run these shows professionally? Are
Speaker 3: you guys just the boys are just messing the whole time,
Speaker 3: and was like, hey, this is where we got to
Speaker 3: get to this next season.
Speaker 1: The whole I mean the whole thing season one, two, three,
Speaker 1: and movie was just me and this guy in the
Speaker 1: writing room just bang their heads against the wall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which was cool. I mean, I like it like that.
Speaker 1: I don't I think that, you know, you start to
Speaker 1: open it up to a bigger room, it starts to
Speaker 1: lose some of the some of the voice a little bit,
Speaker 1: and it's just that's a specific voice with that show.
Speaker 1: It's like you can't really even like the social media
Speaker 1: accounts can't really delegate on those things.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we also get shit done fast, which I think
Speaker 11: is like a bigger asset than even like studios or
Speaker 11: networks were like let on, but like we get done
Speaker 11: pretty fast when.
Speaker 10: You guys are in the writing process together, do you
Speaker 10: guys ever like want one like when if you wanted
Speaker 10: to go this direction, the other one too, the other?
Speaker 10: How do you guys figure out those issues?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it never happens on like a huge scale.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you just kind of like put it
Speaker 1: to the side for a second. Like if there's like
Speaker 1: if you kind of hit a wall where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're disagreeing on this, it's like, all right, let's work
Speaker 1: on something else. And then I think that kind of
Speaker 1: feel yourself.
Speaker 11: You can't's not worth sucking up the vibe, the flow.
Speaker 11: So you've read at a festival with some homies, they
Speaker 11: want to go see one DJ, you want to go
Speaker 11: see somebody else. You don't want to fuck the squad up,
Speaker 11: But I'm gonna come with you right now because you know,
Speaker 11: keep the vibe intact. Later in a reassessed going over
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Speaker 3: did how did your guys as friendship start college?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were in the same fraternity in college.
Speaker 3: Wow, a couple of bear cats, same pledge class.
Speaker 1: Wildcats. Excuse me, we're at a U of A. We're
Speaker 1: in the same pledge class. Christian was actually the president
Speaker 1: of the pledge class.
Speaker 3: Okay, and yeah, we.
Speaker 1: Just kind of realized we had similar similar aspirations and
Speaker 1: started making YouTube videos together.
Speaker 10: Where'd y'll grow up?
Speaker 11: I was born in Chicago, but then I moved to
Speaker 11: LA when I was a kid.
Speaker 3: Grew up in LA, and then.
Speaker 1: I lived in I grew up in LA.
Speaker 10: So what took y'all to Tucson?
Speaker 1: For me? It was like I wanted to. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to be in California. I was like, I want to,
Speaker 1: Like I'm eighteen, I want to be somewhere else, and
Speaker 1: Arizona was not that far, you know. And it was
Speaker 1: also I was between I wanted like a full college experience,
Speaker 1: and it was between Oregon and u of A. And
Speaker 1: I went on a visit to both schools. I found
Speaker 1: out it rained three hundred days a year in Oregon,
Speaker 1: and I said, I'm going with you a yeah, no question.
Speaker 1: And I saw the videos of the star Path pool party.
Speaker 1: It's just these videos you can see on YouTube of
Speaker 1: like those pool parties, and I was just like, that's
Speaker 1: what I need to do. It was like foam and
Speaker 1: it's like these ridiculous videos like girls making out in
Speaker 1: the career that's real.
Speaker 10: Yeah, they're not doing that when it's run three hundred
Speaker 10: days out the year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not doing that.
Speaker 11: No, that's crazy, Star Pass, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: What years I need to be there?
Speaker 10: Twenty thirteen?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah we were. We were there that morning. Bros.
Speaker 10: You didn't never cross your mind?
Speaker 3: No? Why not?
Speaker 1: Uh did when you go to s U.
Speaker 3: No, I grew up in Arizona, though it does seem
Speaker 3: like as she's more the tempet old town thing.
Speaker 11: I don't know about you, but now, like I always
Speaker 11: heard weird things about suchol but it.
Speaker 3: Was like a ratchet like connotation.
Speaker 10: It's kind of hard to say that when you were
Speaker 10: in Tucsons.
Speaker 11: But like two songs like ratchet, but like songs wearing
Speaker 11: glasses and a card again you know what I mean.
Speaker 10: Called dirt bags. It's like dirt on the floor.
Speaker 1: It is pretty funny. They're opening one in a tempeam,
Speaker 1: I believe.
Speaker 10: Or to your point, Yeah, that's to your point.
Speaker 1: But yeah, No, A s U definitely a better city,
Speaker 1: but Arizona definitely a better school and overall vibe. Also,
Speaker 1: a SU is just so big, so spread out. I wanted,
Speaker 1: like the college. I wanted it to feel just college
Speaker 1: as fun. That's why they're just like you're going to
Speaker 1: a city. There's one hundred thousand kids.
Speaker 10: It's a great point.
Speaker 11: It's a commuter type vibe. But you have a it's
Speaker 11: a college town, like two Sons a college town. Like
Speaker 11: all the fucking diners have like wildcat stuff in the window.
Speaker 11: Like it feels like the kids are going to school,
Speaker 11: like they're not even gonna go there, but they're wearing
Speaker 11: wildcat stuff. Like it's kind of cool. Like the whole
Speaker 11: town revolves around you, of a.
Speaker 1: But I'm not. I'm not standing behind Tucson. You know.
Speaker 1: It sounds like I don't want to make that clear.
Speaker 1: I'm not a big Tucson guy.
Speaker 11: Son's got some cool things, but like the police are
Speaker 11: not cool. Yeah, yeah, the law is not cool. Of course,
Speaker 11: the law it right out there. Man against the law
Speaker 11: in general, just exstances.
Speaker 3: He would be fired up here and I'm talking about
Speaker 3: two Yeah.
Speaker 10: Mark he has no Mark weishek He's a lead singer
Speaker 10: from Midland. He grew up in the Tucson area. Walked
Speaker 10: on at you of a love forty Yeah, he's old
Speaker 10: who they.
Speaker 1: Are still there, still going.
Speaker 10: Strong, still going strong. He's like in a small little
Speaker 10: town outside of Tucson, tries to tell me the most
Speaker 10: beautiful part of Arizona all the foothills. I don't know,
Speaker 10: got some.
Speaker 3: Beauty to it. I didn't.
Speaker 11: I didn't respect it until like my second year. I
Speaker 11: was like, hold up, this ship's kind of nice.
Speaker 10: If you think about Arizona. You got desert landscape, which
Speaker 10: you only in a couple of states. But you also
Speaker 10: get four seasons in Flagstaff. You got Sedona that has
Speaker 10: the red rocks beautiful, so donah's beautiful. Have you been
Speaker 10: a Sedona longer than seventy two hours?
Speaker 1: I have?
Speaker 3: I need to have you really?
Speaker 10: Do you enjoy it?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Well, I was like camping, Yeah, okay, I was in
Speaker 1: the woods.
Speaker 10: Anytime I've been in Sedona. After about forty eight hours,
Speaker 10: I get a little bored. Yeah, beauty only lasts with
Speaker 10: me for so long, and I'm like, what's what's next?
Speaker 11: And the spiritual girl you took there is like doing
Speaker 11: too much, you know, talking to guy a lot.
Speaker 10: Going on the vortex.
Speaker 1: Yeah you got you're fully charged up.
Speaker 10: You're like, yeah, leaving your phone on the charger for
Speaker 10: too long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's charged up. You know, I got I got.
Speaker 1: I've been on the vortext barefoot for forty eight hours now,
Speaker 1: which I'm sure you were doing, no question, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you just, you know, barefooted. That vortex was.
Speaker 3: Grounding the entire time.
Speaker 10: My pH balance was perfect. I was ready to roll.
Speaker 3: There you go. That a whole lot of experience in
Speaker 3: Arizona for me.
Speaker 1: Where are you from?
Speaker 3: Missouri? Brutal? Bertle state? Why over state? Why is it brutal?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: I grew at Walmart. We do growing up. We had
Speaker 3: the third biggest Walmart in the state, and we took
Speaker 3: a lot of pride in that. Yeah, you guys wrapped
Speaker 3: and that was that was all. That was, honestly something
Speaker 3: we argued about, like at you know, North County High School.
Speaker 3: Grew up in bond Terre, small, like an hour outside
Speaker 3: of Saint Louis not a lot going on out there.
Speaker 3: My boy Brad, he he still lives there. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: got dairy Queen Hardy's and other than that, it just
Speaker 3: goes downhill. But shout out Bonte. I do love where
Speaker 3: I came from.
Speaker 1: You really saved that.
Speaker 3: Uh, but yeah, we got a lake of the Ozarks.
Speaker 3: You ever been a lake of the Ozarks.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard of it.
Speaker 3: I've heard of it. Yeah, all right, all right, that's
Speaker 3: a spot. We've got Saint Louis Cardinals baseball. Other than that,
Speaker 3: it's about it. So it's like rival about it. We
Speaker 3: don't have all the Sedona Cave Creek, Yeah, Cave Creek.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Phoenix, we don't got all that old town.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Waste management, yeah, oh, waste management. That's Arizona might be one.
Speaker 10: It's probably the best state in the Union.
Speaker 3: Well, hold on, I think I think Arizona's up there.
Speaker 3: I think Arizona as far as all there. In the
Speaker 3: summer a lot in Phoenix, it's hot as fuck.
Speaker 10: Yeah, too hot though, but it makes you But in
Speaker 10: the winter time when all your friends are frigid cold,
Speaker 10: you really except and you're like boys, that's seventy degrees
Speaker 10: right now and it hasn't rained in months. It's a
Speaker 10: beautiful time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's got too many run ins with the law
Speaker 1: in Arizona. Yeah, yeah, for little things, you know. They
Speaker 1: I go to jail on an elf costume. They think
Speaker 1: I'm a drug dealer. They raid our house because they
Speaker 1: think we're drug dealers. I still can't get global entry.
Speaker 1: I had to represent myself in court. I object I win.
Speaker 1: Just like a lot of things happened down there with
Speaker 1: the law.
Speaker 3: What was the worst thing. What was the worst encounter
Speaker 3: you had with the law.
Speaker 1: The worst encounter was they actually thought that we were
Speaker 1: drug dealers, just because like in college, it was a
Speaker 1: company that I discovered, Like if I tweeted out my
Speaker 1: referral link, I'd get a bunch of credits. So I
Speaker 1: would just blast out my referral link and get all
Speaker 1: these free credits, and I just order clothes from my friends.
Speaker 1: We had all these boxes showing up, all these packages,
Speaker 1: and they assumed that we were drug dealers. And so
Speaker 1: one night they just at our house like twelve cops,
Speaker 1: guns drawn, kicking down doors. They smashed my face in
Speaker 1: the ground. I'm bleeding. It's actually not that funny of
Speaker 1: a story. And then they took me to They take
Speaker 1: me out of the house, breathalyze me. I blow like
Speaker 1: a point one one. They take me to jail. They
Speaker 1: don't want me to go inside and get my phone.
Speaker 1: So I get out of jail at like eight am,
Speaker 1: and I'm walking and I'm just like walking around the
Speaker 1: parking lot, like, uh, can I borrow your phone to
Speaker 1: like some lady in the parking lot. She's like noue,
Speaker 1: Like I get it. You know, I wouldn't give me
Speaker 1: a phone either. I'm wearing jail cloak, you know, and
Speaker 1: uh so I was just payd I just started walking.
Speaker 1: I walked nine miles to get back to my dorm
Speaker 1: and like this is junior year. I'd been making videos
Speaker 1: for a while, so like people start recognizing me as
Speaker 1: I'm like trudging back to campus like pisted on Jimmy.
Speaker 1: You're like Jimmy walk ashamed, dude, I'm like, shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up, like walking walk inside, walked nine miles like
Speaker 1: my friends, Like in my bed, I'm like, get out
Speaker 1: of here. They had tried to pick me up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot a lot of Yeah, I'm not a big
Speaker 1: Arizona guy.
Speaker 10: You know it sounds like you shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Did they ever apologize, say, hey, my bad, we didn't
Speaker 10: find drugs at all.
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, bro.
Speaker 11: These were like villains they had it out for.
Speaker 10: Maybe Arizona is not a great.
Speaker 1: Place, dude. There was some that was just one of
Speaker 1: them too. I'm not going to go on about all
Speaker 1: my experiences out there, but.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 11: I was at that party where he got that happened,
Speaker 11: but like they kind of came in towards the end
Speaker 11: when it was like dying down, and I remember I
Speaker 11: went home to like go roll some James and I'll
Speaker 11: be right back. We live walking just from each other.
Speaker 11: I go home for like thirty minutes, roll up, I
Speaker 11: walk back in different situation. Everyone's cleared out, your blood's
Speaker 11: on the grounds. Were like five people in the house.
Speaker 11: Everyone's like, what the fuck is happening? Thirty minutes, Bro,
Speaker 11: Jimmy's gone.
Speaker 3: That was over twenty minutes. What happened? Yeah, that was
Speaker 3: a It was like saving Private Ryan. It was just different.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you try to go pick him up with the
Speaker 10: police department.
Speaker 11: My friends, No, we didn't know like I was, because
Speaker 11: I've also had friends like they take and they bring
Speaker 11: like they come back.
Speaker 1: Like my roommates tried to get me, but they were
Speaker 1: they didn't let me out, so they went and tried
Speaker 1: to get me like four, and then they were like,
Speaker 1: he's not out yet, he'll be out at eight, And
Speaker 1: then they went home and he'll be out at nine.
Speaker 1: They let me out like an hour early. I didn't
Speaker 1: have a phone, so I didn't think anyone came for
Speaker 1: I didn't know they came for me. I was just yeah,
Speaker 1: get out of jails. Walking around. It was really funny too,
Speaker 1: trying to like borrow someone's phone and I'm like, I'm sketchy.
Speaker 3: Thing you could do?
Speaker 1: Can borrow your phone? Like I just walked out of jail.
Speaker 1: They're like, no, you.
Speaker 10: Got to get at least a block away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know the way this looks, but can
Speaker 3: I please just borrow?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That is tough.
Speaker 10: Yeah, man, I should have gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this could have all been solved if I just
Speaker 1: went to issue.
Speaker 10: Butterfly, Like, man, yeah, what a phenomenal film.
Speaker 3: What else we got on the time. I was thinking
Speaker 3: to myself, like I knew that part was coming to
Speaker 3: it now, I'm like, I wonder how long we can
Speaker 3: just sit in silence together? You wanted some segments? I
Speaker 3: would love to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't end it there.
Speaker 3: Yeah around, Hey, guys, we're.
Speaker 1: Just sitting here and sounds for five minutes. All right,
Speaker 1: Well thanks for coming by, guys.
Speaker 10: Before we do segments. You just had a lot of
Speaker 10: cameos on the show. Who was by far your favorite
Speaker 10: and why was it? Chad Troger.
Speaker 1: Chats is man, dude, Chad, you just let Chad go,
Speaker 1: like you just let him and JT just just roll
Speaker 1: on him for like ten minutes and just so much
Speaker 1: gold comes out of their mouth. They say things and
Speaker 1: you're like, how did you just think of that?
Speaker 11: For guys who are so fucking chill too, they're so
Speaker 11: like just here, soft spoken, all right, cool, sounds good,
Speaker 11: your action there in it, and he just yeah, just
Speaker 11: roll forever and just gold comes out. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 11: these dudes are just they just got it.
Speaker 1: They kind of have that thing that THEO Vaughn has
Speaker 1: where it's like he just says things that you're like, whoa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, listening to want Sometimes THEO House stuff just rolls
Speaker 3: out of his mouth.
Speaker 1: He says things that you're like, how did you just
Speaker 1: think of that? That was?
Speaker 10: It makes perfect sense?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're like that was brilliant.
Speaker 3: Right right, I'm thinking about the time of tight End
Speaker 3: you and he talks about all the grounds moving. What
Speaker 3: was he saying?
Speaker 10: He was backing up from us? Well, while you back up,
Speaker 10: is I am backing up the grounds moving?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Making He's like, you get them out of Taylor's knee
Speaker 3: dental work done from Taylor's knee tailor torn his a
Speaker 3: c L. But he's like putting all these things together
Speaker 3: just on the spot, and you just kind of standing
Speaker 3: there like, fuck, you don't want to battle with this guy.
Speaker 10: No you can't. Yeah, you can't get an emotional battle
Speaker 10: with him.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 10: Chat and JT though. Yeah, going to what like city
Speaker 10: council meetings? Yeah, is that how they like kind of
Speaker 10: just started.
Speaker 3: Doing their things, went up council Dude.
Speaker 10: That ship is so funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: And they did a great job on Netflix too there.
Speaker 10: Their podcast is pretty good as well.
Speaker 11: We had a cameo on the movie. We're probably think
Speaker 11: about the same person that was just but top tier.
Speaker 11: I mean there was a few top tier once in
Speaker 11: the movie, but there was one that was like special
Speaker 11: to like the kid and.
Speaker 3: I feel, oh yeah, you love to say I think
Speaker 3: we can say now right, Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Tony Hawk, the Hawk. We got Tony Hawk
Speaker 1: and we got Sean White in the same movie and
Speaker 1: it's just, you know, the twelve year old and me.
Speaker 1: It's just pretty pretty pumped person. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Bro, he's he's so cool, he's so chill, and I
Speaker 3: fucked up.
Speaker 11: I saw somebody on Twitter the other day and be
Speaker 11: like I ran to Tony Hawk, I had him sign
Speaker 11: my two thousand and two Blue n sixty four cartridge.
Speaker 3: Why the fuck didn't I think of that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, when he left, it was like we didn't get
Speaker 1: him to sign any Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's one of the boys for real. He just kicks it.
Speaker 11: He's over there on his phone in between takes like yo,
Speaker 11: you guys in his food's gone wild ship Like yo,
Speaker 11: you just just like us regular.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that is so awesome, man, he is one of
Speaker 10: the goats. Yeah, some of you just say the game.
Speaker 10: Him talking about the game and how much money's made
Speaker 10: off the thing changed everything. Yeah, you see his documentary,
Speaker 10: Yeah it was dope, dude. It is unfucking real how
Speaker 10: he changed this game.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that in the documentary.
Speaker 3: Dude, about the video game really changes, Yes, which is crazy.
Speaker 10: That's what the video games that's been like ten years old.
Speaker 10: And he's just going in and skating these bulls with
Speaker 10: these guys that are like twenty thirty years old, and
Speaker 10: he's just roasting them, killing them all, goes through everything.
Speaker 10: Then he gets like goes from street, goes into like
Speaker 10: the vert does the nine hundred obviously puts them on
Speaker 10: the map, but then Tony Hawk comes out first one
Speaker 10: is whatever, and the next one they're like, hey, that
Speaker 10: went so well, and it has handhim a check for
Speaker 10: four million dollars. I was like, this is like essentially
Speaker 10: your signing buns for the next game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's four of those things.
Speaker 10: Yep, it's just crazy, man.
Speaker 3: How does that ask go out to him?
Speaker 1: I wrote him a letter?
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, JP just asked. I don't know if a
Speaker 3: microphone called JP justas hous An ask like that go
Speaker 3: out to Tony Hawk. Oh yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wrote a letter like because you know, like
Speaker 1: you have to write like uh, like happens, I want
Speaker 1: to move right like a director letter, like saying like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is why we really want you in the movie.
Speaker 1: So I really just I hit him with the you know,
Speaker 1: like I grew up in Venice skating my whole life.
Speaker 3: So that how long how long did you spend right
Speaker 3: in the craft?
Speaker 1: You know, I spend Yeah, I didn't have too much time.
Speaker 1: We were in the middle of shooting, but like it was,
Speaker 1: I spent some time on it and and uh and
Speaker 1: it also was like a cameo that we really like
Speaker 1: we talked about like dream scenario cameo.
Speaker 11: We'd even like kind of started like to lower expectations
Speaker 11: like that'd be sick, but like now let's not get
Speaker 11: too suck.
Speaker 1: It'd be crazy to get him for this. Well, I
Speaker 1: started off like, hey, this is gonna sound like a
Speaker 1: really bizarre ask. Blah blah blah, explained the role, and
Speaker 1: it's just like, you know, this would be insane, And
Speaker 1: even like if it's a no, it's been awesome even
Speaker 1: just getting in contact with you, because I'm just like,
Speaker 1: you know, I grew up. I mean, I grew up
Speaker 1: in Venice. I grew up skating my whole life like
Speaker 1: he was. When they were like, yeah, I'll do it,
Speaker 1: I was just like, you know what.
Speaker 3: That news like, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: It's happening.
Speaker 11: Who delivered that new cl I think Jason right, our producer,
Speaker 11: Jason Corstad. Yeah, maybe he just like said like Tony's
Speaker 11: in or something. We're like what looked around, like what
Speaker 11: was this happening?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can get him for one day. We're like,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll change the whole schedule. Yeah, whatever we
Speaker 1: gotta do.
Speaker 3: Was there any asset went out where what they were
Speaker 3: turned down?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, a bunch yeah everyone, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. A few of the heartbreaks and you get
Speaker 3: Tony Hawk.
Speaker 10: It's like what else? Everything else is Gravey.
Speaker 11: I don't think anything that was anything else was like
Speaker 11: a heartbreak. Creatively, there was some people we like thought.
Speaker 3: We had gotten that.
Speaker 11: We were like, oh, fuck, yeah, this is this person
Speaker 11: and we can kind of morph a bit of the
Speaker 11: story around them now, or at least like the way
Speaker 11: like we broke these lines, but then it ended up
Speaker 11: panning out. We're like, ah, that hurts when you're like
Speaker 11: your idea attached to somebody. But then people ended up
Speaker 11: getting to play those roles. Fucking came in and bought out,
Speaker 11: so it's perfect.
Speaker 3: He said, there were.
Speaker 10: Two guys in this movie that you were like, these
Speaker 10: guys are fucking awesome. Tony Hawk was one.
Speaker 11: Who was the other the other one. There's a few,
Speaker 11: but the other one I'm thinking of the vet who
Speaker 11: comes in.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say because it's kind of a reveal.
Speaker 3: Right towards the end, I'm thinking about.
Speaker 1: Oh, but he's the press release all right.
Speaker 12: Well then Rob Wriggle, Oh that'll be so funny that dude,
Speaker 12: Oh my god, bro talk about just watching a legend
Speaker 12: work and just being like speechless, just came into this
Speaker 12: fucking thing.
Speaker 3: Was perfect. Was everything you'd want from Rob Wriggling More. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a couple of times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I worked with them on twenty Jump Street.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see you, Brad. He was cool.
Speaker 11: We're forgetting Tyler Posey was great. Came into this thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Everyone who ended up being on.
Speaker 11: The cast had a good ass attitude. They wrote down
Speaker 11: and can play. They put their own flavor on it.
Speaker 11: It's it's sick, it's really dope.
Speaker 10: We're obviously not gonna say names, but was there anybody
Speaker 10: that you're like, we got to get this guy looking
Speaker 10: out of here.
Speaker 11: This dude is just not We did have a dog
Speaker 11: we had to deal with on set.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he wasn't that bad. He was cool. The
Speaker 3: dog was Joe.
Speaker 11: I don't know, even if there was somebody bad, I
Speaker 11: probably wouldn't.
Speaker 10: Say that's good. Hey, that's political.
Speaker 1: In a couple of years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a couple of years Land and you're feeling, Yeah,
Speaker 3: there was no onset beef.
Speaker 11: Thank I don't think our set like you hear from
Speaker 11: other people too, It's like a big like family.
Speaker 3: It's like summer camp. Everyone's like having a good time.
Speaker 11: Everyone's vibe with each other like kicking it. Like, so
Speaker 11: I don't think you want to be an asshole because
Speaker 11: everyone else is just having a great time.
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know these segments.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to.
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Speaker 3: Mitch, bear with us.
Speaker 10: These are these can be up and down.
Speaker 3: These more down than us. That is a good one.
Speaker 10: If you came across a person who's never listened to music,
Speaker 10: what is the first first song? You would show them
Speaker 10: that is a fucking good one. But who did that
Speaker 10: come from? Who patrick that is?
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of turmoil, y'all?
Speaker 10: Right, hey has a solid one, though, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Man, that's a tough one.
Speaker 11: But you want them, like the goal is to get
Speaker 11: them to like it so they keep listening to music,
Speaker 11: right Like, you want to show them something that's like dope.
Speaker 10: You gotta show them the greatest band of all time?
Speaker 3: Who's that Blake?
Speaker 10: What two?
Speaker 3: Which song?
Speaker 1: Though? Say?
Speaker 10: They have so many good ones. You can really just
Speaker 10: put a rolodex of take off your pants and jacket
Speaker 10: the self titled album? What self titled album? Get a
Speaker 10: little bit of confidence? After one good question, we all
Speaker 10: start throwing shots. I would probably just to get somebody
Speaker 10: into it. I probably throw a single at them, but
Speaker 10: not like a first date. I'd probably do like rock show.
Speaker 3: You gotta think, though, Man, if someone's never heard music before.
Speaker 10: Give them the best.
Speaker 7: They're sheltered.
Speaker 11: They don't have that angst, don't got that teenage angst
Speaker 11: to them that a two brings out.
Speaker 10: I know, but that might bring it.
Speaker 3: That's a good point, you know.
Speaker 11: I think that might be too much for him. So
Speaker 11: I think I'm bringing some like Stevie wonder you hear
Speaker 11: so you wondered a wedding. He's got some like wedding.
Speaker 11: Some of you play at a wedding that everybody dances to.
Speaker 11: It might sound kind of soft, but like something just
Speaker 11: gets everybody groove. And I think Stevie wanted as that
Speaker 11: to people. I think other kind of bands that to people.
Speaker 1: I might play them. Yeah, yeah, that's low I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: turned into a freak. Well, I was thinking about this
Speaker 1: the other day. Yeah, it's funny to say. I think
Speaker 1: in like fifty years, yeah, we'll go that will be
Speaker 1: the number one song of all time really every wedday.
Speaker 3: Wait, as far as like what's what what's the criteria?
Speaker 1: Listen it is it is.
Speaker 11: Like sholl right, like I sung like that like that.
Speaker 10: Everybody going this is someone who stayed the nights.
Speaker 3: Do you want something slower? Well, maybe I want to
Speaker 3: turn them into a villain.
Speaker 11: If I have like a fresh mold of clay and
Speaker 11: then you're playing some tupac, some m you're creating some
Speaker 11: losssroots villain you put.
Speaker 10: Lose yourself on you show a white guy that's never
Speaker 10: listened to a song his entire life.
Speaker 1: You lose yourself, unstoppable.
Speaker 10: Damage in this world.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, I would ask the follo up a question,
Speaker 1: what is the race? Siman, Okay, don't have an answer
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 10: That's a tough one. What would you do with the show?
Speaker 3: Ah, that's a good one you could do.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 3: The one I chose for karaoke, John Denver Country.
Speaker 10: Road that's a that's another white guy and them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a slow enough to where if you're
Speaker 3: driving sham music better. Yeah. Yeah, Like, hey check this
Speaker 3: out and you're kind of like singing a long country road.
Speaker 3: You're kind of vibing with him. You can catch on
Speaker 3: to that one quick. But I feel like then you
Speaker 3: just hit him with Pete Pablo freakaly and you're just
Speaker 3: starting to them.
Speaker 10: O my god, mind's in a blender.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Let's take some question with your cram to the
Speaker 3: head boys.
Speaker 10: Yeah, good question, Mitch.
Speaker 3: That was it. Did your party? You did your part?
Speaker 10: No question?
Speaker 3: Do we have a tear talk. We're going to rank
Speaker 3: the following, the pregame, the kickback, the after party, and
Speaker 3: the late.
Speaker 11: Night, and for all these we're thinking like at their
Speaker 11: optimal potential.
Speaker 3: Yeah, best right, all right, Damn.
Speaker 10: I feel like the party takes it there if it's
Speaker 10: optimal potential, which one party?
Speaker 11: Oh the party was even on there? Yeah, I think
Speaker 11: after party might.
Speaker 10: Be let's start, let's start at the lowest fourth place.
Speaker 3: Due my pregame, I feel like, Okay.
Speaker 1: This is going to be a controversial answer.
Speaker 10: We all got to have our own answers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I know minor two.
Speaker 1: My number four is is my number four is kickback.
Speaker 1: That's actually.
Speaker 10: My fors late night. Really, why I think that if
Speaker 10: you're putting an.
Speaker 3: Afro, Damn, it's hurt.
Speaker 10: If you're doing all these things. Obviously kickback and pre
Speaker 10: game are probably not going to be in the same area.
Speaker 10: But if you do one of those and then you're
Speaker 10: going to go to a party, and then there's gonna
Speaker 10: be an after party. By that time, you're so hammered drunk,
Speaker 10: you're not remembering a whole lot of what's going on.
Speaker 10: You're probably blacked out. We're making mistakes at that point,
Speaker 10: you're sweaty, you're tired. It's just it's just not as
Speaker 10: good as you think it really is.
Speaker 1: It's just time to put on some deep house and
Speaker 1: ride it out and lose yourself.
Speaker 10: That's what you gotta do. It's time to pack it in.
Speaker 11: See but you of a like late night sometimes like
Speaker 11: that was the party and they didn't like it wasn't
Speaker 11: even an after.
Speaker 3: Part of that shit, just like was the first thing
Speaker 3: you did. And it started at fucking eleven pm. It
Speaker 3: started at like midnight, and I was like, all right,
Speaker 3: this is the party, but.
Speaker 10: That would just be the part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that was just what we named them. Really,
Speaker 1: we're doing a late night that what we call parties.
Speaker 1: Kind Yeah, I'm going number four kickback, number pre game, yeah,
Speaker 1: number two late night and number one after party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, after parties about that.
Speaker 11: But anything is possible to after party, anything that happened.
Speaker 3: You can turn your turn up.
Speaker 11: You take an ellen, a pregame. You can still catch
Speaker 11: a w in the late at the after party.
Speaker 3: That's a good point, you know.
Speaker 11: Late night though, the late night, late night draws that
Speaker 11: line where it's like I don't know.
Speaker 3: What scheduled text. Oh wow, it's a wrap. You got
Speaker 3: the schedule that you will I for.
Speaker 10: Sitting still hit her with it anyway.
Speaker 1: But the schedule. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's so many pros and cons for both.
Speaker 3: I'm starting to I'm starting to shuffle around even more
Speaker 3: because me, I don't know if after party is like
Speaker 3: that might be three or four for me? M hmm,
Speaker 3: what's your number one?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Is it clear? Either kick back or late night? Wow?
Speaker 11: Yeah, like that that's cool. Late nights sometimes get they
Speaker 11: till that line getting too rowdy, though, some shit happens. Okay,
Speaker 11: we've gone too deep into the night.
Speaker 3: Now, somebody you're taking shrooms, you're smoking a blunt, you're
Speaker 3: kind of vibing out on a tailgate in a backyard. Boys,
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's a little more. Maybe that's just
Speaker 3: a we're both fires dying down. The few bros left
Speaker 3: man late night standing at four?
Speaker 1: For me? What's your number one?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 10: I'm having a hard time with that because I love
Speaker 10: the opportunity. I love the excitement that a pregame brings.
Speaker 10: I think when you get all the boys together, you're
Speaker 10: at somebody's house, it's after a game, or it's like
Speaker 10: a Friday night people have been talking about for three
Speaker 10: four days. Hey, we're going to so and so's house.
Speaker 10: We're gonna get after it and then we're gonna go
Speaker 10: to X, Y, and Z. The opportunity whether it happens
Speaker 10: or not ad because you don't know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: Everybody's optimism, yes, especially.
Speaker 10: When you get all the boys in the same vibe
Speaker 10: and like, because sometimes there's always that one guy that
Speaker 10: like you have to force the drink, forced to go out,
Speaker 10: which is just kills you. But if everybody is on
Speaker 10: the same page at a pregame, it just makes everything.
Speaker 3: It sets the tone for them pre game, everybody's getting hose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tonight you did not like that answer. He was like,
Speaker 1: back there in the corner, I might, I might be shuffling.
Speaker 1: Actually I might go.
Speaker 10: You know you've already cemented yours.
Speaker 1: I feel pretty good about it. But the only thing
Speaker 1: I would maybe switches. I might go after party, pregame
Speaker 1: late night kickback. After party is after parties number one,
Speaker 1: Kickbacks number four locked for me. Pre game late night.
Speaker 1: I'm back and forth. When you said that about the excitement,
Speaker 1: I know that was that was what started getting me
Speaker 1: thinking about when I was you know, when you're in
Speaker 1: college and then like people just start showing up and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it's like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: we're going to be able to make it to the party.
Speaker 1: Might just become the party.
Speaker 10: Yes, And think about this, dude. You have all your
Speaker 10: boys over and you're thinking, we're full, like my heart
Speaker 10: is full of all the people that can be here,
Speaker 10: and that one boy walks in You're like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 10: I didn't know he was coming out tonight. And the
Speaker 10: literally the whole room erupts because it's their automatic shot
Speaker 10: for him that we're all getting together.
Speaker 1: Oh man, dude, you're making a really strong point.
Speaker 3: You are the pre games, this pre game. You're one.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, prey mum on one. Honestly, kickback might
Speaker 10: be my two really, And here's why take back.
Speaker 1: There's a ceiling to a kickback, no question, because at
Speaker 1: a certain point it's a party.
Speaker 10: Yes, but you you just said pregame at one point
Speaker 10: might just become the party.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So in my mind, I'm thinking kickback, I'm taking away college.
Speaker 10: I'm covering that in the ball, I'm thrown in the trash.
Speaker 10: I'm now in high school. It's two thousand and nine,
Speaker 10: senior year. Even the boys get over, you're having a
Speaker 10: couple of drinks you finally found alcohol because someone's older
Speaker 10: brother had a fake ID. They went over the circle
Speaker 10: k and they grabbed the beer, and low key three
Speaker 10: beers was enough at that point for whatever reason, because
Speaker 10: you're just doing what you think you should be doing
Speaker 10: in high school. Now, all of a sudden, Anthony Stevens
Speaker 10: is calling a couple of girls over and you're like,
Speaker 10: oh fuck, there might be that opportunity to get ahead.
Speaker 10: There you go and we circled it all back, and
Speaker 10: you know it's probably not gonna happen because you tried
Speaker 10: with just get Gray three times and she said.
Speaker 1: No every time.
Speaker 3: But maybe this time possible.
Speaker 10: When she shows up, that natty light's gonna hit a
Speaker 10: little bit different. She's gonna look at you with those
Speaker 10: eyes and go, yeah, dude, I'll.
Speaker 3: Come on. And I feel like the kickback, the floor
Speaker 3: of the kickback to me is higher than the floor
Speaker 3: of the other ones, Like you kind of know what
Speaker 3: you're getting into, Like you know what the worst of
Speaker 3: the worst is with the kickback, and it's just hanging
Speaker 3: out with the bros. I mean, you could be at
Speaker 3: a pre game and think, like, what are we trying
Speaker 3: to fucking do tonight? Everybody wants to do something different.
Speaker 3: You kind of get separated. Taylor left, you went here, Hey,
Speaker 3: where are you guys going? I don't know if I
Speaker 3: read you?
Speaker 10: Yeah, and the after party. Two, you've already accomplished what
Speaker 10: you said to accomplish, which is the party. Now there's
Speaker 10: you know, there's an end date. So your drunk brain
Speaker 10: at one point it might be one, it might be two,
Speaker 10: it might even be eleven. Part of you hits become
Speaker 10: sober for one second, and you're like, this shit's gonna
Speaker 10: end pretty soon. Do I keep drinking super heavy or
Speaker 10: do I let Yeah? Do we force the vibe? I
Speaker 10: can see Wheels getting a little sleepy in the eyelids.
Speaker 10: He's starting to droop a little bit on me. How
Speaker 10: do I get him back down?
Speaker 3: Now? No, no, no, I'm.
Speaker 10: Just about I'm saying when you're at the after party,
Speaker 10: because you already accomplished all this stuff.
Speaker 11: I'm not to make a statement. I'm thinking about this
Speaker 11: now here in your guys talk. These could just be
Speaker 11: like the four chapters of a movie, and these could
Speaker 11: be one same party. Yes, because the pregame can turn
Speaker 11: into a kickback. And then if it's like we're just
Speaker 11: gonna stay at this level. But then your boys like, yo,
Speaker 11: we're in your area. We just left the bars, can
Speaker 11: we come through? They bring ten new heads.
Speaker 10: Bro, and they say, hey, bars are dead, which makes
Speaker 10: me think maybe we're doing.
Speaker 11: The right But it's an after party technically because they
Speaker 11: already came from the bars. Yes, and then before long
Speaker 11: it's the late night.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 10: Here's what I would do with that situation, though, I
Speaker 10: would flip pregame and kickback.
Speaker 3: She said.
Speaker 10: Pregame goes into a kickback. I think kickback. You start
Speaker 10: off with the boys, and then more people come over
Speaker 10: and you're like, yo, let's go to the bar after
Speaker 10: now you're in the pre game like that. And then
Speaker 10: a couple of your boys that went there to go
Speaker 10: check it out. Maybe they dipped a little early. Hey
Speaker 10: line is too long. It's dead one way or the other.
Speaker 10: They come back. Now you're at the party. That's a
Speaker 10: good after party.
Speaker 3: You set your expectations with the kickback. We know where
Speaker 3: it starts and where it ends.
Speaker 11: But then actually, no, no, this is actually a different
Speaker 11: journey going on.
Speaker 1: A couple journeys. Just went home to change it actually
Speaker 1: showed back up.
Speaker 3: Your boy You're like, are we about to turn up tonight.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know I said I wasn't going to drink,
Speaker 10: but I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that moment were about to make a
Speaker 3: movie together.
Speaker 1: We're going to go back and change and you're like,
Speaker 1: this is risky, don't do it. You're gonna go back
Speaker 1: and change. I live ten minutes away.
Speaker 10: Done, He's dead for the night.
Speaker 1: Do you know when you live, that's the boy that
Speaker 1: shows up.
Speaker 10: But when he does come back, comes in, You're like,
Speaker 10: no way, I cannot fucking believe you came back. Grab
Speaker 10: by the face as you're drug that's the ship that's
Speaker 10: fired up with the boys.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so I think we can all agree. Maybe the
Speaker 10: late nights not the move I would agree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 10: Am so glad I was able to do that.
Speaker 1: I'm still going late. I'm going I'm going kickback for.
Speaker 10: Late What the fuck all this kickbacks?
Speaker 1: No, No, I still I hate the kickback. You know,
Speaker 1: I like to dance, and there's no dancing going on
Speaker 1: or to kick back. I think that's the only one
Speaker 1: where there's no dancing. Question that would be the after party,
Speaker 1: the or the or the late night.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go kick I'm gonna go uh man, you
Speaker 3: really sell me on pregame. It might be this list,
Speaker 3: but switch late night now and after party. After party
Speaker 3: is my bottom.
Speaker 10: I think this list is my Listitch, pre game and kickback.
Speaker 11: At any point, you sold me on pregame, But I've
Speaker 11: had so many pregames on like this could be the
Speaker 11: best night ever, and then you hardcut hour they were
Speaker 11: coming home, like what the funk happened?
Speaker 10: Yes, bro, but it's not about the that's the pre
Speaker 10: game party. The optimism in your brain of this is
Speaker 10: going to be the best night ever is the moment
Speaker 10: you have at the pregame that's set in the tone
Speaker 10: for the entire night, whether what happens, if a dozen,
Speaker 10: that's up to the after party, the party in the
Speaker 10: late night. If those fail you, hey, that pregame was
Speaker 10: fucking fire, though, right, I'm gonna try again next week.
Speaker 11: You can't metaphorically live in the pregame forever, you know.
Speaker 1: That's a right there.
Speaker 11: I'm just like, fuck but if the night doesn't. But
Speaker 11: I feel you though you got me hyped up with
Speaker 11: that speech about him.
Speaker 3: I know you almost have. Like the pregame can set
Speaker 3: the tone for literally all three of those, like the
Speaker 3: worst of a pregame, it just turns into a kickback.
Speaker 3: You have a great pregame, you're probably gonna have a
Speaker 3: great after party, great pregame, you're probably gonna have a
Speaker 3: great late night. So you did kind of set the
Speaker 3: tone with the pregame.
Speaker 10: I do love the pregame.
Speaker 3: What makes the best pregame for you? What has to
Speaker 3: be there? Yeah, that's the main thing.
Speaker 10: Boys, It's gotta start off. The best pregame is all
Speaker 10: the boys there at first, and then those ladies start
Speaker 10: funneling in. It's like you just everyone that walks in,
Speaker 10: just the notch goes up a little bit more, and
Speaker 10: how great the night is going to be. But if
Speaker 10: it starts off and you need right here, it's like, yo, boys,
Speaker 10: what if we try to do tonight? Anywhere we go,
Speaker 10: we're nottinglah blah. Then all of a sudden, somebody calls somebody,
Speaker 10: who calls somebody. Four girls are over. It's like, Okay,
Speaker 10: ratio is bad, but we now have hope. There's a
Speaker 10: glimmer of hope in there too bad. Hey, they're laughing. Oh,
Speaker 10: Will's making me laugh a little bit. I'm gonna call
Speaker 10: my friend Cindy. I know, she thinks he's cute.
Speaker 3: Guess what.
Speaker 10: Cindy has two friends who are now coming over. Now
Speaker 10: the ratio is even one to one playing getting okay.
Speaker 1: There's always that scary moment at the pregame when the
Speaker 1: first girls show up and you're like, this is there's more,
Speaker 1: there's more girls coming. It's not just there's like twelve
Speaker 1: dudes standing there, like two two girls walk in. You're
Speaker 1: like a group of six walked in, just a group
Speaker 1: of two.
Speaker 10: And you always see there. You see their eyes, you
Speaker 10: see their eyes looking around like God, damn, who said
Speaker 10: to come here? If you could just get them past
Speaker 10: one or two layers of dudes, you know, you got
Speaker 10: them for a little bit.
Speaker 3: You need somebody good on the OX. You need somebody
Speaker 3: like Jack on the scord.
Speaker 7: You need that.
Speaker 11: And you need like your one funny friend who's not
Speaker 11: gonna try to hook up with them, you know, yeah,
Speaker 11: if he's not there yet, who's just he's just funny,
Speaker 11: just for the jokes. And the OX guy's not there,
Speaker 11: they're bouncing ten minutes.
Speaker 10: See you be lucky to give him ten Yeah, they're
Speaker 10: looking at that phone immediately, same uber, no question, don't
Speaker 10: leave you just yet.
Speaker 3: Damn the pregam. No, I'm analyzing the funk out of this.
Speaker 1: Reevaluate. You're doing an ad for pregames, man, thank you
Speaker 1: a spokesman for pregames.
Speaker 10: I'm all about the beginning, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to we need to take that pregame
Speaker 3: speech and kind of incorporated with the Twisted tea ad. Yeah, good,
Speaker 3: brought to you by pregames. Don't worry about what happens later.
Speaker 10: Twisted is probably the best drink to have for a
Speaker 10: pre game.
Speaker 3: Yes, but yeah, shout out a free shout out.
Speaker 10: Where are we stand on this? We just all say
Speaker 10: real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I still I'm good on mine again minus is,
Speaker 1: I'm still going after party, Uh, because you like to dance.
Speaker 1: I'm going after party, I'm going pregame. I'm going, uh
Speaker 1: late night, I'm going to kick back.
Speaker 10: I'm just proud that pregame got a couple of notches up.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna go from one to best to worst after party.
Speaker 3: You kind of sold me.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna kick back pre game, late night, late nights.
Speaker 3: Last pregame, kickback, late night, after party.
Speaker 10: I'll go just to be a little bit different than
Speaker 10: that kickback pregame.
Speaker 3: But you put your kickback that all that about the
Speaker 3: no no, but you just did that, did you? After
Speaker 3: party last Yeah?
Speaker 10: Because to me, pregame and kickback like brother, flip a coin.
Speaker 10: I'm in those are my one A, one B and
Speaker 10: then the other two you can put them wherever you want.
Speaker 10: I'm out, all right, it's that pre game Jimmy. Let
Speaker 10: me know how you danced last night. Brother, that's gonna
Speaker 10: be awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm sweating, sweating, yeah, and the.
Speaker 10: Mask, the mascare and the ladies are running their hair.
Speaker 10: That was so nice at the kickback in the pre game.
Speaker 10: It's all fucked up. And you know, just for saying
Speaker 10: if you took those goggles off, He's like, Jesus fucking Christ,
Speaker 10: what am I doing here?
Speaker 1: You were coming to either going? Are you okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 10: You should have some water. And that's the moment you
Speaker 10: was just ready to fight everybody.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 10: You don't need to tell me I need to hydrate.
Speaker 10: Not now, not.
Speaker 11: These are just Hogwarts houses that fucking Harry Potter. I
Speaker 11: would be definitely after party president.
Speaker 3: Was from Harry if these were like Hogwarts houses.
Speaker 1: Like get sorted, you know, if you got sorted?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is late nights is slithering.
Speaker 1: I would probably want to get sorted into after party,
Speaker 1: but I might get unfortunately sorted into late night. I'm
Speaker 1: getting sorted in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see that.
Speaker 10: I honestly I got pretty dangerous after party of late night.
Speaker 10: I'd be sitting there with that hat going on top
Speaker 10: of my head, like Harry Potter, like not late night, not.
Speaker 3: Late night, good good, good to talk, good list, good
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Speaker 3: free shot out. Obviously.
Speaker 10: I know you guys watch the show all the time,
Speaker 10: but I'm just gonna tell you anyway, what shut out,
Speaker 10: no free shoto it is. We're talking about the little
Speaker 10: things in life. A water fountain in elementary school that's
Speaker 10: extra cool with a good a sigh on it just enough.
Speaker 10: I don't know what's another one. Air conditioning, air conditioning
Speaker 10: going to bed, curling up in those blankets and shout
Speaker 10: out a cool room going to bed. So shout out
Speaker 10: no free shotout. This bus, obviously when it started, had
Speaker 10: no advertisements, and we found ourselves talking about people that
Speaker 10: weren't advertising us something how great it was, so we
Speaker 10: turned it.
Speaker 3: To shout out no free shoutout cool.
Speaker 10: So that's where we're gonna go with this. You want
Speaker 10: to start, well, I.
Speaker 3: Don't have one either, Damn give some many of these
Speaker 3: shout outs, dude.
Speaker 10: The shoutout kickbacks.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, yeah, you're the best. Shout out, no free
Speaker 3: shout out. Tugging one off in a hotel room, like,
Speaker 3: let's be honest, it's one of the best times to
Speaker 3: do it. The door closes in a hotel room, just
Speaker 3: those four walls. Something animalistic comes inside of you.
Speaker 10: Or outside of yeah, comes out of you.
Speaker 1: Something analy comes out of you.
Speaker 3: YouTube happened, uh late night.
Speaker 1: That's why he loves the late nights so much.
Speaker 3: I was always, it's always, it's always, it's always before
Speaker 3: beds before, depending on.
Speaker 10: The hotel, Saturday night, before a game.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 10: I'm I'm getting one in five minutes into that hotel room,
Speaker 10: religning the rag and the lotion as fast as possible.
Speaker 10: I don't know if you noticed. With the hotel rooms,
Speaker 10: they started putting him on the walls, the lotion on
Speaker 10: the wall, so you have like, oh wow, on the
Speaker 10: one rag and then you have your and I try
Speaker 10: to get no gear, no.
Speaker 3: Gears, no way, that's yeah, yeah, that's crazy, no gear.
Speaker 3: I'm all natural.
Speaker 10: Your hands just super villain that big on there.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, I know, yeah, yeah, but you give me
Speaker 3: a late night game. It's after snack on night one
Speaker 3: and then either late morning the next day on Sunday
Speaker 3: before the game. Then depends on where my nerves are,
Speaker 3: and then maybe there might be a third that pops
Speaker 3: out somewhere.
Speaker 10: Latude, you want to get the nerves out? Yeah, no question,
Speaker 10: good shout out.
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 11: I'm thinking you got one. You're cooking one.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of the best ones.
Speaker 3: Podcast you edit around it will make it all.
Speaker 10: What are some of the best ones we've had?
Speaker 3: I think anybody from the back got one.
Speaker 5: Sliding down the railing, a.
Speaker 3: Kid sliding down the railing when you're a kid, that's
Speaker 3: a nice little shout out. That is a shout out.
Speaker 10: I'll go in the kid one shout out, no free
Speaker 10: shout out. You get home from school, you get on
Speaker 10: your bike, and then you see outside of your friend's house,
Speaker 10: like five or six bikes, and you know you're about
Speaker 10: to get routy with the boys. Eight nine years old.
Speaker 10: Bikes in the yard. Shout out, bikes in the yard.
Speaker 3: That's a good one. Shot tramp. You guys were so
Speaker 3: much more simple than when I was a double bounce
Speaker 3: shout out, shout out the.
Speaker 10: Double bound on the trampoline.
Speaker 7: Ye on the trampoline.
Speaker 10: On the trampoline. You have your boys? Did that skateboard?
Speaker 10: You get the trampoline. You're doing like the coolest tricks
Speaker 10: in the world.
Speaker 3: No, bro, Oh my god. I was more like, w W,
Speaker 3: like you.
Speaker 1: Buy it.
Speaker 3: Somebody's got the belt. You're fucking you know, coordinating some wrestling.
Speaker 1: Everything.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 11: After hearing those, I was like, oh, wait, no, maybe
Speaker 11: mine's too serious.
Speaker 3: You can do a serious on.
Speaker 1: Something along the lines of like you've been wearing pants
Speaker 1: all day and you finally slip into some sweat shorts.
Speaker 10: That that's a nice Damn.
Speaker 11: Those basketball sports, at the end of the day are
Speaker 11: just something else.
Speaker 3: That was a good one. You still that's something you
Speaker 3: still enjoy. You think about memories every day every day.
Speaker 1: I'll do it tonight, all right, and.
Speaker 3: You're gonna do that. What will does after that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll see what I'm feeling.
Speaker 11: Lena, give this bare palm method to try. I was
Speaker 11: gonna say, shout out, uh, this is the lame now,
Speaker 11: shout out uh. People who take accountability. It sounds crazy,
Speaker 11: It sounds crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, guys, He's like.
Speaker 1: Accountability the boys gonna sound so dumb. After shorts, after shorts,
Speaker 1: after pants, shorts, after pants.
Speaker 11: Peeping, your tattoos are sick. I actually had to cancel
Speaker 11: tattoo appointment to be here today. Was betting blasted. Right,
Speaker 11: I'm getting my whole like this traditional Japanese piece on
Speaker 11: my backside right now. Only have a piece few of
Speaker 11: them outlined like the next big outline chunk. I'm just
Speaker 11: envious as you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, the back and the sides in the stomach.
Speaker 3: The back hurts, dude.
Speaker 10: I got my back downe in two sessions, top to bottom,
Speaker 10: and it is.
Speaker 1: The whole thing.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Jack, you pull that up. A little boy pulled
Speaker 10: that thing up, dude. I got like this Western scene
Speaker 10: of a girl. She's riding a horse with the bag
Speaker 10: of money, and then there's a quote that says a
Speaker 10: lot of the liars steal from the thieves ship and
Speaker 10: come on, you know I'm saying, you know, I'm kind of.
Speaker 3: I was excited to see her.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, dude, that's three ten tailor right there.
Speaker 1: Wow, God, damn that beer too.
Speaker 10: A little bit of a dog yeah, pull of course,
Speaker 10: what a.
Speaker 3: Good helmmy right there?
Speaker 5: Damn, oh man.
Speaker 11: That sh it's hard. But you should get that animated.
Speaker 11: You should just like get someone to make it come
Speaker 11: to life.
Speaker 4: Blur.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, damn, that's it's hard.
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 10: I'm sweat.
Speaker 11: That's only two sessions. Yeah, that's still how many hours
Speaker 11: he experienced?
Speaker 10: My only six each?
Speaker 3: Dang move fast. Yeah.
Speaker 10: The guy that does my tattoos here, I met him
Speaker 10: and when I was at Michigan, he just comes.
Speaker 3: Down to tomorrow.
Speaker 10: No, he's not. I bet if I called him he'd
Speaker 10: be here. He like comes down.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised. Then you do that last year.
Speaker 10: For the last year, my tattooers was down here tattooing people,
Speaker 10: and my wife tattooed who is the comedian she tattooed
Speaker 10: his ass? No, it was Laser's boy, the curly haired
Speaker 10: guy that wore the crocs. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 10: But he just comes down to Nashville and hangs out
Speaker 10: and it just does whatever.
Speaker 1: Sick. That's a lot of back to fill up.
Speaker 10: That's a lot of back.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, it was.
Speaker 10: It was horrible, but yeah, dude, enjoy you're gonna have a.
Speaker 3: Lot of fun upper back.
Speaker 11: I went in because I usually go in like with
Speaker 11: like my switch or like a book or something and
Speaker 11: I'll read. And I did that and my headphones in.
Speaker 11: It's gonna be a regular ass tattoo and you just
Speaker 11: need to touch me. I'm like, oh, I kind of
Speaker 11: felt that one differently.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Twenty second later, I'm like, I will not be playing switch,
Speaker 11: I will not be reading a book, Heath, this is
Speaker 11: fucked up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just breathing.
Speaker 10: Have you jumped on the numbing cream yet?
Speaker 11: I'm gonna do it for when this shit gets filled in. Yeah,
Speaker 11: because I heard it works. I tried to do it
Speaker 11: from the beginning, like when I was tired in my ass,
Speaker 11: and it just didn't work. But I think I had
Speaker 11: to keep it on longer. I'm like, oh that didn't work.
Speaker 3: I still feel this. Yeah, I used to.
Speaker 10: I used to be a guy that was like, you
Speaker 10: got to earn the tattoo, deal with the pain. And
Speaker 10: then after my.
Speaker 3: Back I was like, no, we earned enough.
Speaker 10: Broad Yeah, we're numbing cream again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Jim's next, What are you about to get?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a blank Candice right now?
Speaker 3: Same bro.
Speaker 10: Yeah, are you in the market? Are you not ever
Speaker 10: gonna get one?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, man, I just I was I
Speaker 1: wanted a barbed wire fence tattoo in my bicep for
Speaker 1: so long that I don't think I'll ever feel confident
Speaker 1: about getting one. M fair enough, you know, I wanted
Speaker 1: one from like age twelve to seventeen.
Speaker 3: Honestly, Bill Goldberg was on top.
Speaker 1: I was like, the second I turn eighteen, I'm getting
Speaker 1: my barbed wire fence and I'm getting a Jordan logo
Speaker 1: on my cash. And then one day I was like,
Speaker 1: thank God, I didn't do that, and then that has
Speaker 1: just been in my head. Now. I'm like, I think
Speaker 1: about things that I'm like, if I all have an
Speaker 1: idea of be like, oh, that's cool, and then like
Speaker 1: in three years, I'm like, is it so cool? Now?
Speaker 1: I overthink it too much, No doubt, I don't have
Speaker 1: a tattooing mentality.
Speaker 10: I feel like, if you're the kind of guy that
Speaker 10: gets one, you're done.
Speaker 3: It's your whole body feel that.
Speaker 11: Did you get one of those crazy ass paintings you'd
Speaker 11: be doing like on your back? He does these crazy
Speaker 11: like surrealist paintings in his like secret room.
Speaker 3: You're a painter, Yeah, yeah, what's it?
Speaker 10: What's the secret room about? Got like a bookshelf you
Speaker 10: pull one book off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be sick. Uh No, it's just I just
Speaker 1: I just do these little uh these little paintings.
Speaker 10: Oh they are they on the line? Do we pull
Speaker 10: them up?
Speaker 1: They're not on the line. I could show you what
Speaker 1: it looks like.
Speaker 11: Somebody on acid is painting, Like really, somebody is really
Speaker 11: on acid, Like that's.
Speaker 1: What it looks like. I wasn't on to be clear, you.
Speaker 11: Keep saying that, but I keep seeing the paintings and
Speaker 11: they look like it. What are you going to search
Speaker 11: for this?
Speaker 3: You know, he's got an album.
Speaker 10: He got at album.
Speaker 3: It's just going off.
Speaker 1: Of that little album ship.
Speaker 3: That's good. Is that like updated?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's updated. And then I got all these little
Speaker 1: rooms in there, yeah, little, all these little things going.
Speaker 10: I can't wait to see it. We grabbing the phone
Speaker 10: like that for thank you sir, not trying to mess
Speaker 10: it up. Oh yeah, this is like one of those deals.
Speaker 3: It's like a solid or the videos.
Speaker 1: This yeah, world, it's very like it's very that's kind
Speaker 1: of the vibe.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1: I always wondering how they do those, like did they
Speaker 1: start zoomed in and then zoom out? And also what
Speaker 1: if they miss you know what I mean, Like, what
Speaker 1: if you zoom in on the wrong thing and then
Speaker 1: you're like, wait, I lost it.
Speaker 3: You take the video over? Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 10: I can't goes to it goes.
Speaker 1: So and then I saw a guy in the comments,
Speaker 1: It's like, how long did this take you? This one
Speaker 1: took me about sixty six hours or something or like,
Speaker 1: which I feel like.
Speaker 10: Is still like not long enough.
Speaker 3: That is, how long does that did that one take you?
Speaker 1: I chipped away at that for like months, Yeah, like
Speaker 1: a long time. But I wasn't like sitting down like
Speaker 1: just I was just you know, go and paint for
Speaker 1: an hour or two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, I love it. Hey, this has been
Speaker 3: a great podcast, boys, except for tomorrow.
Speaker 11: I think I was more excited before I sat down.
Speaker 3: You're gonna throw up tomorrow. You will, fuck.
Speaker 10: You'll probably throw up, will throw up eight times.
Speaker 3: That's kind of cool because I haven't thrown U from
Speaker 3: drinking in a while. Bro, overdue here. Here's what you
Speaker 3: gotta look out for is just the uh, the drinking
Speaker 3: that continues afterwards. I figure it is what you have
Speaker 3: to kind of look out for because you're after party
Speaker 3: sleep after party. Yeah, because I was I was like,
Speaker 3: I'll tell the boys earlier, like thank God for Nick.
Speaker 3: He found me over in the corner like taylor has
Speaker 3: just like little what would you call it, the little
Speaker 3: turf garden. Nobody was around there, and I couldn't I
Speaker 3: was talking to somebody on the seat next to me.
Speaker 3: They got up and left and everything was spinning, so
Speaker 3: I felt like I couldn't walk, like I couldn't get up,
Speaker 3: so I just kind of stayed there, and I felt
Speaker 3: like I had to puke really bad. So I just
Speaker 3: kind of like just slid off the seat and crawled
Speaker 3: over to Taylor's like garden and hurled like eight times
Speaker 3: and truly felt could move. I thought I was, and
Speaker 3: I just laid there, just hoping somebody can find me
Speaker 3: in this dark corner, and fortunately his boy came over,
Speaker 3: stood me up, walked me inside, fed me, gave me
Speaker 3: some water. Yeah, oh yeah, that's all right. Wait, when
Speaker 3: do you think I'll throw up? Does it happen?
Speaker 10: Probably depends you say you hold your alcohol really well.
Speaker 7: The most happened.
Speaker 11: The most drinking happens in the chug Like that's like
Speaker 11: the most in one sitting.
Speaker 10: Yeah, the most one sitting for sure. The key is
Speaker 10: having a couple of like warm up beers. You don't
Speaker 10: want to go into the chug cold. You feel it,
Speaker 10: you taste it, carbonation, the whole thing. Once you have that,
Speaker 10: you'll be ready.
Speaker 3: To al right, cool.
Speaker 10: I got a couple of tips.
Speaker 7: For the choke I can throw at you.
Speaker 10: Not in the bus though, because I don't want people
Speaker 10: to hear.
Speaker 3: Are we getting the charcoal?
Speaker 1: No? Great, fucking I'm concerned about.
Speaker 10: You know what.
Speaker 3: And the thing is that it's just low scoring.
Speaker 11: Could it be like you guys say Dune, We're like
Speaker 11: game of throwing, You like, choose a champion to fight
Speaker 11: for you. We just need some guy downtown tonight, champion,
Speaker 11: bring some random.
Speaker 10: Man, Yeah, some big Russian guy.
Speaker 3: It'll be fun. It'll be fun.
Speaker 1: The celeb shot a Russian guy at the bar.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he's like, I don't know where I am. We
Speaker 11: just lied to him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down. Let's sucking get it. Wait, what do
Speaker 3: we get if we win best case scenario rights and
Speaker 3: a trophy? Nice? We have necklaces made. That's wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you'll love wearing them.
Speaker 10: I mean Beer Games Championship of the World. You'll be
Speaker 10: a world champion, all right? Yeah, like what's better than that?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I heard other people are trying to throw beer games,
Speaker 11: because y' all your people trying to.
Speaker 10: I mean, we're not going to say we started beer,
Speaker 10: but yeah cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say, so we'll take these world chain.
Speaker 1: I just I came from Japan, right, this is truly
Speaker 1: the world Championship.
Speaker 10: This is officially an international competition.
Speaker 3: You guys have to be ready for bed. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean it's quarter after ten right now, Central time.
Speaker 10: It's like Thursday of Japan.
Speaker 3: You know, your boy ready to get bad. Once he'd
Speaker 3: set his shout out. I can't wait to throw these
Speaker 3: clothes off.
Speaker 1: And just ja, it's four pm tomorrow, so it hours ago.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty much on an all night or vibe right now.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I slept on the plane a bit, but
Speaker 1: Japan sixteen hours ahead. I woke up at like eight
Speaker 1: thirty am when I texted you guys, I had landed
Speaker 1: in Tokyo and you were just waking up this morning,
Speaker 1: right probably, And I had already you know, been on
Speaker 1: like four hours.
Speaker 11: Of travel telling that thing in Japanese you were telling me,
Speaker 11: Remember you were speaking of that Japanese the hotel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, Well I got so good in my Japanese
Speaker 3: some Japanese.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean hit him with I don't know ship.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I know how to say. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't speak Japanese. I know, I know the basics.
Speaker 1: I took Japanese in high school and I forgot it
Speaker 1: all now I just don't know Spanish.
Speaker 11: Just swapped it out. Well, yeah, I don't you speak Japanese.
Speaker 1: You say, uh me, homego God. I not my saying.
Speaker 3: It's not a heart.
Speaker 1: You say HOMEGOI, which means I speak a little Japanese.
Speaker 3: Like, which one is it?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 10: If I open the flood gates, if you say you
Speaker 10: speak a little bit, but.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like like I if I show
Speaker 1: up and I say I speak a little Japanese and
Speaker 1: they start speaking Japanese to me, I'm just not setting
Speaker 1: up the conversation. Well, or if you open with Japanese,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, just.
Speaker 10: Say hello, how are you? By the way, and then
Speaker 10: you hit him with the phrase that's all you need
Speaker 10: to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Pretty sick?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 11: International, All right, thanks for has stuff for beer Game
Speaker 11: Championship in the World.
Speaker 10: Absolute, what's happen.
Speaker 3: At the eight hours? Get it all?
Speaker 1: Right, boys, if you.
Speaker 3: Hit hours, we're gonna hit the arms tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: You canna hit what
Speaker 9: Little jump hip jumm session or the hotel gym is
Speaker 9: fire that we're at