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Speaker 2: It's time for your phone tap and imagine for whatever reason,

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Speaker 2: your Uber Eats driver calls you to say he's gonna

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Speaker 2: be late.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's happened. Yeah, it sucks, yeah, and you're trying

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Speaker 3: to figure out why.

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Speaker 2: Usually that conversation would be pretty normal, like I got

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Speaker 2: lost or I got stuck in traffic, the restaurant took

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Speaker 2: too long. But not when eighty nine year old Alan

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Speaker 2: Winterbottom is your delivery driver away.

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Speaker 3: He sells his driver's barely and.

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Speaker 2: He's gonna tell you all about why he's late. And

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Speaker 2: if you don't listen to him, he's ready to pick

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Speaker 2: a fight. Oh no, it's your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 1: It's another right, Hello, Yes, Hello.

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Speaker 3: Gosh ear pods are dunk and junk? Is this Sarah

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Speaker 3: mc Yes? You you you ordered delivery from from a

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Speaker 3: breets right?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Are you at the door?

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Speaker 3: Well, not quite. I am your delivery driver. My name

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Speaker 3: is Alan Winterbottom. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you.

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Speaker 3: Are you close by or do you know when you're

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Speaker 3: gonna be here?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 3: No, so you live in kind of a bad part

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Speaker 3: of town. Did you know that?

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Speaker 1: No, kind of over here? Are you sure you have

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Speaker 1: the right address?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I got it. This is a I mean

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Speaker 3: it's a regular neighborhood. Okay, well that's not the problem.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I was driving and my prostates started doing loop to loops.

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Speaker 3: It's like, oh God, why is that information pertinent right now? Well,

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Speaker 3: when nature calls, you gotta answer, all right, And I

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Speaker 3: didn't have the dipe on. If you need to go

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Speaker 3: like I this was not shod make too much information

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Speaker 3: for me? Should you yeaper? There? Gen z what? I'm

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Speaker 3: sure you'll tweet about this later. I'm trying to have

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Speaker 3: a conversation. Don't means you know you're supposed to respect

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Speaker 3: your elders when they're talking. Do you please don't talk

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Speaker 3: to me like that? Okay, now you sound like my

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Speaker 3: second ex wife, Helen. She passed from the gout. Thank God.

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Speaker 3: Why that hussy's still nagging me from the grave?

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Speaker 2: You're unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what your deal is. I had to

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Speaker 3: pull into one of one of the Marco stations do

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Speaker 3: a little tcb y taking care of busyness. I mean

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Speaker 3: you're not the same.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, anyway, can you tell me when you're gonna

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Speaker 2: be here?

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Speaker 1: This?

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Speaker 3: And I've been in here ten minutes and I just

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Speaker 3: realized now they ran out of teepee.

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Speaker 2: Sure please, I don't want to know any of this.

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Speaker 3: It's like the movie Castaway. Have you seen that one?

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Speaker 1: Can you?

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Speaker 3: I'm stranded over here. I'm looking down at Wilson staring

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Speaker 3: back at me. All right, my boy, you're screwed.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is way too much information.

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Speaker 3: Will you asked?

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Speaker 1: I did not ask. The only thing I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: get out of you is to tell me when.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna be here.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to tell you I can't until I get

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Speaker 3: some teepee. So if you could come meet me at

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Speaker 3: the Arco.

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Speaker 2: You're telling me that you're expecting me to bring you

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Speaker 2: toilet paper to a gas station.

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Speaker 3: I don't. I am an old man. And if you

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Speaker 3: would come over and make alan winter bottoms bottom better,

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Speaker 3: oh gosh, that's a you say that five times fast,

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Speaker 3: Alan Winter bottoms bottoms better, please bottoms bottom. I can't

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Speaker 3: see it.

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Speaker 1: This is disgusting.

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Speaker 3: I'm hanging up.

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Speaker 1: Well, I need to get a different delivery.

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Speaker 3: Don't get your pennies in a bundles.

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Speaker 2: Do not say that to me.

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Speaker 3: I didn't want no hoodlums to swipe your food, so

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Speaker 3: I brought your pant tie into the john with me.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm keeping it warm on my lap.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm done.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this is just like when Nurse Julie read

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Speaker 3: just my pelvic bone. I am disgusted right now. Your

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Speaker 3: sister Charlotte didn't seem disgusted by it when I talked

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Speaker 3: to her. What She actually likes seniors and appreciates them,

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Speaker 3: unlike some people.

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Speaker 2: Who is this.

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Speaker 3: I'm not an old man.

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Speaker 2: I'm a radio host. My god, this is my real voice.

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Speaker 2: My name's jeff I'm sorry. I'm from brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning, and your sister Charlotte wanted to set

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Speaker 2: you up for a prank call.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna kill her.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm gonna swing bi. If I can use your

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Speaker 3: crapper for a second, that'd be nice. No, God, just

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Speaker 3: put some loud music on. You won't be able to

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Speaker 3: hear nothing.

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Speaker 1: That voice.

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Speaker 2: I never want to hear that voice ever again.

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Speaker 3: Play some of those modern jams, you know, hoop them

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Speaker 3: gumnum style.

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Speaker 2: Hope, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Oh, don't just hurt my knee on that one.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to kill her?

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Speaker 2: Who to kill her?

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Speaker 1: Weak up? Every morning was fum tabs weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning