WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Heavy Heartstrings Inc.

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<v Speaker 1>Today, we call a single woman who's been dating around

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't found her perfect guy yet, so her friends wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to mess with her a little bit. And it came

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<v Speaker 1>to our mind that Jose could call using one of

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<v Speaker 1>his famous voices, maybe like Rolando, and try to woo

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<v Speaker 1>her as a guy that she matched with on Tinder.

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<v Speaker 1>But instead we decided to try out something a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit new and have a professional service call her with

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<v Speaker 1>a romantic opportunity that she probably shouldn't pass up. In

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<v Speaker 1>your phone tap right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Marissa. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>my name is Matt matcha maker. I have a few

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<v Speaker 2>few voicemails.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling from Heavy Heartstrings Incorporated. Have you seen our

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<v Speaker 2>ads on TV?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe no, I haven't. I don't have cable.

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<v Speaker 2>But what our company is known for is bringing past

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<v Speaker 2>loves back to the lives of the lonely. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not interested, but we're not selling anything to you. This

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<v Speaker 2>service has already been paid for by your ex Donovan. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>don't sound shocked. He says you two were close and

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<v Speaker 2>then split up like seven years ago. Yeah, so Donovan

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<v Speaker 2>paid for our service and he would like to give

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<v Speaker 2>you a message. What is the message?

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<v Speaker 3>What's what is going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, I gotta go. I have work to do.

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<v Speaker 2>I have I'm sorry. That was just me trying to

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<v Speaker 2>express his emotions. What he's feeling.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to go.

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<v Speaker 2>What is this I spoke with him?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, what's the message?

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<v Speaker 2>He misses you. Oh, he misses you, and he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>know what your relationship status is right now, but he

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<v Speaker 2>thinks of you fondly.

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<v Speaker 3>That's great. I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I didn't ask if you were.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the Let me get to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Please. Do I have a quote from him? He says,

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<v Speaker 2>my soul weeps in the shape of your initials. Huh, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it was one of our prompts. He asked

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<v Speaker 2>a select from five romantic quotes. It was either that

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<v Speaker 2>or there was a pigeon that reminded him of you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know what to say right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't say a thing. Just listen because Donovan paid an

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<v Speaker 2>extra three ninety nine so we could play your song

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<v Speaker 2>that you shared in intimate moments.

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<v Speaker 3>What that's not our song, man? Okay, yeah, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye, And that's the only part of the song I

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<v Speaker 2>can play. He didn't pay for the full version. I

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<v Speaker 2>never but you see right how much that song really

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<v Speaker 2>meant of both of you.

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<v Speaker 3>I never listened to that song with him ever.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole point is he misses you greatly and he

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<v Speaker 2>realizes now what he had back.

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<v Speaker 3>Then are you joking?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not, because he wants you to know he's engaged

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<v Speaker 2>to someone else.

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<v Speaker 3>What engaged?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh? What the But here's the kicker. He believes

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<v Speaker 2>he'd be happier with you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so messed up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty touching, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's engaged to someone else, and then he does this.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh?

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<v Speaker 2>What about fiance? I found out she knows, and she

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<v Speaker 2>has a message just for you. We recorded it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, I'm Marisa, listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand I'll always be a distant second to you,

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<v Speaker 2>But really I would happily step aside if you would

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<v Speaker 2>take Donovan back.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh are you hidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>This is insane. I know her voice is a little

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<v Speaker 2>nasally or which is probably why he chose you over her.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not him choosing me over this girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't even talked to him, and he's engaged, well currently,

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<v Speaker 2>but he's not married.

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<v Speaker 3>This was seven years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>This is so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it is a little strange, but at this point

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<v Speaker 2>I do need to tell you Donovan has rented a hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>For the night.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell?

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<v Speaker 2>And I will tell you exactly which hotel and room

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<v Speaker 2>number to go run back into his arms.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not running into anybody's arms.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure why he's even sending a message or fiance.

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<v Speaker 2>Your phone is breaking up, so at this point I

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<v Speaker 2>should just tell you it's a brank phone call before

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<v Speaker 2>I lose the signal.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, what?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you heard that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>This is actually holy From the radio show Brook and

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey in the Morning. Your friends Gabby Lauris set you up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>apparently you guys were talking about the worst x's in

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<v Speaker 2>your lives recently.

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<v Speaker 3>I do you believe it?

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<v Speaker 2>Man and Marissa, it's me Donovan, remember me, Remeber.

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<v Speaker 3>That wasn't even our song.

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<v Speaker 2>It was either between that or Hey, mak arena. So

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<v Speaker 2>I think he chose wisely. Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on

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<v Speaker 2>the twenties, Broken Jeffrey in the Morning