WEBVTT - Screaming About Hometowns with Jared Freid

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<v Speaker 1>What's up at your nation? Welcome back to another episode

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<v Speaker 1>of Bachelor Happy Hour. We have a very special day

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<v Speaker 1>comedian Jared Freed. You may know him from The Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 1>He has a Netflix special at thirty seven and single,

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<v Speaker 1>Am I right?

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<v Speaker 2>That's right? Thirty seven singles on Netflix August fifteenth.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you guys for having me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so happy to be here, both with you, both

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<v Speaker 2>the Bachelorrick couple here.

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<v Speaker 4>We're happy to have you.

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<v Speaker 5>So what happens if you get into a relationship before

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<v Speaker 5>the special drops?

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<v Speaker 6>He's only got I only got two weeks?

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<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, well, yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if I would say this is a snapshot

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<v Speaker 2>of my life on December of twenty twenty two, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's when we shot it, and it's all jokes about

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<v Speaker 2>if you're single and just annoyed at being single and

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<v Speaker 2>single life and dating apps and your friend's trying to

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<v Speaker 2>help and your parents trying to help it, I would

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<v Speaker 2>say relatability is high. There's some And as you guys know,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been making I've been the troll of the Bachelor

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<v Speaker 2>Nation for.

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<v Speaker 3>All these years. I've been yelling at the TV.

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<v Speaker 2>I have Bachelor material in the special and kind of

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<v Speaker 2>relating it to my life because as you guys know

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<v Speaker 2>of people who've been on the show, you know, before

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<v Speaker 2>you go on, someone's like, you should go on, you

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<v Speaker 2>should go on. Like if you're a single person who

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<v Speaker 2>knows The Bachelor has been around The Bachelor, it's always

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<v Speaker 2>something that said to you if you're a fan of

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<v Speaker 2>the show, and people know that, you should submit.

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<v Speaker 3>So I talk about that type of.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff and why I could never go on the show,

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<v Speaker 2>but I you know, and then to talk about gender

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<v Speaker 2>reveal parties and you know, body issues and late night

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<v Speaker 2>eating and it's really meant to be something that everyone

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<v Speaker 2>can enjoy, you know, friends, family, make a date night,

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<v Speaker 2>watch it with your parents, watch it with someone you know,

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<v Speaker 2>your friends on a you know, with a glass of wine,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's just super exciting, like you know, it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's why I like watching The Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 3>I love watching The Bachelor because it's relatable every bat.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, when people say, oh, it's fair, I get

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<v Speaker 2>really annoyed because I love. To me, the Bachelor's professional wrestling.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like WWE. Yeah, maybe the maybe all the surroundings

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<v Speaker 2>are fake and the characters are maybe a little heightened,

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<v Speaker 2>but You're still gotta jump off the top rope.

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<v Speaker 3>You're still gonna take the bumps.

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<v Speaker 2>You're still gonna get first kiss and get dumped and

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<v Speaker 2>say I love you, and say and and ask someone

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<v Speaker 2>to you know, meet their parents, and meet the parents

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<v Speaker 2>and get dumped after me and the parents. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>all like a vessel to be able to relate to

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<v Speaker 2>your own life, because that's what we all do. What

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<v Speaker 2>would I do in charity shoes? What would I do

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<v Speaker 2>in you know, Aaron B's shoes? All these things? And

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<v Speaker 2>what would I do when you know, grocery Joe's shoes?

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<v Speaker 2>He goes on the show for one minute the grocery

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<v Speaker 2>store Joe, excuse me, sorry, I forgot your middle name.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, what would I do if I went on

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<v Speaker 2>this show for fifteen minutes and all of a sudden

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<v Speaker 2>became this mega star? How would I deal with this?

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<v Speaker 2>So I think it's all like this is why I

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<v Speaker 2>love the show and I'm happy to be here with

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<v Speaker 2>you guys, So thank you for having me.

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<v Speaker 6>If you're if you're still single, you should go on.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't no, no, no, no, I'm joking.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm too I'm too chubby.

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<v Speaker 2>I the camera adds twenty pounds for me fifty pounds.

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<v Speaker 3>I next to the batchea.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the one thing you realize very quickly when I

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<v Speaker 2>meet you guys, when I meet the you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>the Greek gods and goddesses that go on this show,

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<v Speaker 2>is you guys are TV ready? Like there's like I

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<v Speaker 2>had six martinis last night, Like I am, there's no

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<v Speaker 2>TV ready over here. I'm happy to be watching for

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<v Speaker 2>my apartment alone, yelling at the TV like a loser.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm okay with that, Dared.

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<v Speaker 5>Before we get into all the bacheloration questions, I just

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<v Speaker 5>remembered this, and now that I have you in friend me,

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<v Speaker 5>I have to bringest to you.

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<v Speaker 4>So what am I?

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<v Speaker 5>One of my girlfriends is a fan of Bachelor, is

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<v Speaker 5>a fan of you, listens to like all your podcasts,

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<v Speaker 5>and she listens to them before she goes to bed.

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<v Speaker 5>And you do, like a question, submit your questions dating podcasts?

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<v Speaker 4>I guess right, the U.

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<v Speaker 3>A podcast we take emails fromsters and give advice.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yes, that podcast. And she's like, I'm listening. I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm falling asleep.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm almost in my freakin' rem and I hear someone

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<v Speaker 5>has sent a question about me, about my data?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what she saw?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? So you got So we play a game

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<v Speaker 2>on U podcast, which is a dating and relaysia podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>and if anyone usually the UF podcast gets sent to

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<v Speaker 2>people during a breakup. It's in like the basket of

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<v Speaker 2>goodies that someone gets to like, you know, be you know,

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<v Speaker 2>rocked like a baby back to health. You know. So

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<v Speaker 2>what We play a game called red Flag deal Breaker,

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<v Speaker 2>and a man from Toronto sent in a red Flag

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<v Speaker 2>deal Breaker asking and red flag means I notice it,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'll still date them.

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<v Speaker 3>Deal Breaker means I'm out.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, red flags have kind of trended on

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<v Speaker 2>on TikTok. We've been doing this game for six years now,

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<v Speaker 2>like it's it's crazy. We had a hard game we made,

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<v Speaker 2>so you have this one thing happened? Do you keep

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<v Speaker 2>going or do you say I'm out? And the one

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<v Speaker 2>thing they sent in for us to discuss was that

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<v Speaker 2>Serena Pitt was I don't know if I hear this,

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<v Speaker 2>so that they they went on a date with Serena

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<v Speaker 2>and she was engaged with some guy from the show. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>that wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I look at you're in So no, the the basically

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<v Speaker 3>someone that's friends with Serena.

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<v Speaker 2>All their pictures on Hinge were of the girl and Serena,

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<v Speaker 2>So it was like red flag or deal breaker. All

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<v Speaker 2>of their pictures on the dating app are with a

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<v Speaker 2>celebrity and are with someone that's recognizable. Are they trying

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<v Speaker 2>to attain clout of.

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<v Speaker 3>A certain nature?

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<v Speaker 2>They were basically asking, is this person trying to suck

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<v Speaker 2>the Hollywood out of Serena to try and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>glamorize themselves to get a date?

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<v Speaker 3>And and and we had a we actually had a lengthy.

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<v Speaker 2>Conversation where we were like you could have one picture

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<v Speaker 2>with Serena.

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<v Speaker 3>And then like Jordana was like, not a you know,

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't watching that season.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I don't know Serena, So to me, this

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<v Speaker 2>is just you know, and we were kind of talking

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<v Speaker 2>about like having the same person in your profile multiple

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<v Speaker 2>times is just kind of weird in general, not you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like do you know who this was? Serena?

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<v Speaker 4>This is one of my best friends.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, and I will say it was only like

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<v Speaker 5>two or three out of her like six photos, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, tell the former finance guy knows what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Fifty percent that's a big percentage.

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<v Speaker 5>I would not be surprised if she's redone her profile

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<v Speaker 5>since you said that, but I would also have be

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<v Speaker 5>surprised if it looks exactly the same.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm gonna have radio check.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's hard to have this conversation because we were like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, there becomes the discussion of like, how big

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<v Speaker 2>a celebrity is Serena. And I've met you before, Serena,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't come off as like I'm the biggest celebrity in.

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<v Speaker 3>The world, like you You're a very normal person.

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<v Speaker 2>Like right, that was the wish.

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<v Speaker 3>I did, the biggest celebrity in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Behavior. So then it became this like weird discussion of like,

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<v Speaker 2>is Serena like a big enough celebrity to be a

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<v Speaker 2>big brag? Is it? Like? And I was like, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>if it was three pictures in the profile, it would

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<v Speaker 2>take me the first three to wonder who is this person?

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<v Speaker 3>Because that's the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Generally, the problem on a dating profile is if you

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<v Speaker 2>know it's like this where's Waldo game? Some people's just

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<v Speaker 2>them with friends and you're like, oh my god, who

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<v Speaker 2>am I trying to make love to here?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, like one of my you know, like and

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<v Speaker 3>so it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a fun discussion, but it happened to you know,

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<v Speaker 2>embroil bring you into the fray of the UF podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, and her as one of your listeners, which

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<v Speaker 5>was an extraordinarily she's a listener.

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<v Speaker 4>She's just a listener. She was just listening.

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<v Speaker 1>And then then then all of a sudden you're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about her, which is got to be crazy. But you

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<v Speaker 1>do talk about the cast and you write profiles for everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>So the cool thing about having a special on Netflix

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<v Speaker 2>is like, I've never really been plucked from obscurity. Everything

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<v Speaker 2>I've done has been this like I'll put stuff on

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<v Speaker 2>the Internet that I think are funny and hopefully people

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<v Speaker 2>come my way. So one of my ideas early on

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<v Speaker 2>was that The Bachelor puts out all these profiles of

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<v Speaker 2>every contestant.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was like, I'll take and they used to only.

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<v Speaker 2>Put out a picture and their name and their age,

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<v Speaker 2>and their profession and where they were from, and I

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<v Speaker 2>would just make fun of those facts. And honestly, it

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<v Speaker 2>could be anyone from Baltimore, San Diego, whatever it was,

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<v Speaker 2>or anyone that had a job in finance. I would

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<v Speaker 2>just make it was a forum for me to be

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<v Speaker 2>funny and make jokes. Then The Bachelor started writing full

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<v Speaker 2>on profiles, question and answers with the contestants, so it

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<v Speaker 2>made my job like a thousand times easier because there's

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<v Speaker 2>like now a million things to make fun of. So

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<v Speaker 2>it's weird because now I'm going on all these podcasts

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<v Speaker 2>and I've written about you guys before even meeting you

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<v Speaker 2>on camera.

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<v Speaker 3>So I took your profile and I'm going to read

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<v Speaker 3>you both the.

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<v Speaker 4>Profile ask I'm sweating. I don't know, okay, I'm so

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<v Speaker 4>nervous to hear that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to read Joe's first, because it was long ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even have like this might have been before

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<v Speaker 2>they did, so, yeah, you're ready, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't. I'm pretty sure they didn't. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they wrote anything for us. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like they said our name, where we were from,

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<v Speaker 1>and our age. But yeah, let's see, well you did

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<v Speaker 1>have more information because I did have.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, ready, So this was Joe's in twenty eighteen. I

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<v Speaker 2>wrote this like, thank God for Google, Like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I can I have it all. I was like I

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<v Speaker 2>searched this and it's like crazy. So and again I

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<v Speaker 2>get like weird because it's like my writing. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I hope I've gotten better. Okay, ready, let's go. Joe

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<v Speaker 2>left the stock exchange to own a grocery store. Some

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<v Speaker 2>women will get nostalgia and be like, that's what Corey

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<v Speaker 2>Matthews dad did on the show. Then imagine a life

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<v Speaker 2>living next to mister Feenie and having a girlfriend who's

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<v Speaker 2>too hot for him. Others will think didn't Amazon just

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<v Speaker 2>get into the grocery business and think that Joe isn't

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<v Speaker 2>the type of decision maker that will win this show.

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<v Speaker 2>Becca will be like, hey, boys, meet me at the

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<v Speaker 2>restaurant for our date night. And everyone will be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Becca will be like, hey, boys, meet me at the

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<v Speaker 2>restaurant for our date night. And everyone will be at

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<v Speaker 2>the restaurant and Becca will be like, where's Joe. And

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<v Speaker 2>someone will be like, oh, Joe decided to take his

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<v Speaker 2>horse and buggy, and I think there was a line

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<v Speaker 2>at the toll booth, so he's gonna be a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was my Joe. Oh my god, center.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I read yours first because I think Soriena's is

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<v Speaker 3>a little tougher.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, I'm scared on my bio.

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<v Speaker 5>I remember reading my bio for the show and being like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh god, like this is this is what people pulled

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<v Speaker 5>from every piece of information they have about me to write,

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait wait wait In Boy Meets World that his

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<v Speaker 1>is that what we're talking about? That his dad own

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<v Speaker 1>autore Yeah yeah, and he lived next to mister Feenie.

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<v Speaker 2>And I always thought the Pango was too hot for Corey.

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<v Speaker 2>So these let you into my thoughts and feelings.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I like I like the Boy World reference. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, age is Joe, You and I you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know we're out of the mix for some of

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<v Speaker 2>these jokes. You know, I gotta go. I gotta go young.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta make sure the kids get these.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you ready, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 2>Serena p Is a twenty two year old publicist from

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<v Speaker 2>Toronto who says she is chronically angry. That's just a

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<v Speaker 2>coded way of saying I'm an asshole who doesn't take

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<v Speaker 2>responsibility for my behavior. I put describing yourself as angry

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<v Speaker 2>in the same category as saying I'm just sarcastic and

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<v Speaker 2>nobody gets my sense of humor and everyone's so sensitive.

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<v Speaker 2>These are all assholes who who, instead of making any

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<v Speaker 2>changes or looking in the mirror at all, give themselves

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<v Speaker 2>a character description and we all have to just accept it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's always sorry, I was just angry.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what happens when you don't feed me, as

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<v Speaker 2>if they're a four year old who has the who

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<v Speaker 2>has the ability to pay rent, but no strength to

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<v Speaker 2>open the fridge for an apple. I'm gonna start calling

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<v Speaker 2>myself horn gree anytime I get mad and then go

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<v Speaker 2>masturbate and come out of the bathroom and be like, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I was just horn gree. That's what happens when you

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<v Speaker 2>don't lick my nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>That was way better than yeah you get better, Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you've gotten better.

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<v Speaker 2>I've gotten better. This is horn gree. Is pretty funny,

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<v Speaker 2>and I might do that bit on stage tonight at

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<v Speaker 2>the Comedy Seller.

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<v Speaker 3>But now it's given me some inspiration. So thank you

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<v Speaker 3>for going back into you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, uh, you know whatever and into the memories of

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<v Speaker 2>my past. But it is the archives that was that

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<v Speaker 2>was a lot of fun. But yeah, so this is

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<v Speaker 2>a true thrill for me, enre me, getting to come

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<v Speaker 2>on with the Greek gods and goddesses of our time.

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<v Speaker 2>The Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants of Joe and Serena.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that was good, thank you for that. That was

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<v Speaker 1>that was a lot of fun. Brought me back to

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<v Speaker 1>I remember I remember my profile pick with my short

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<v Speaker 1>hair in that green jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>I hated it. Okay, I just remember the grocery store thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who, what God you prayed to Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you did in charity work, because

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<v Speaker 2>nobody has gotten so much from one description in the

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<v Speaker 2>entirety of the show.

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<v Speaker 3>And I wish you were the best and I love

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<v Speaker 3>you for it.

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<v Speaker 1>The grocery yeah, how the grocery thing just just caught fire.

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<v Speaker 6>Was was insane.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was only part of that grocery store, like

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<v Speaker 1>I was in the wholesale so I used to sell produce.

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<v Speaker 6>I was only part of the grocery store for like.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight months, and it was just like it was my

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<v Speaker 1>identity all of a sudden, I was like, this is insane.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a Hallmark movie thing. It's like I can

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<v Speaker 2>totally and it's the audience. I mean, who doesn't like

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<v Speaker 2>a Hallmark movie trope?

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<v Speaker 5>But it is uh yeah, it is something that you'd

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<v Speaker 5>find on like a TV movie, like the guy that

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<v Speaker 5>used to work on wall streets moved back to his

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<v Speaker 5>hometown to run a grocery store, and then his high

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<v Speaker 5>school sweetheart moves back as well.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, say, the inn.

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<v Speaker 2>You uh, and you gotta look and you got you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the Italian as shocks. You're mister shocks. Yeah no, it's uh,

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<v Speaker 2>it is. It hits you right in the fields.

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<v Speaker 1>Light lightning in a bottle. Okay, So let's go to

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<v Speaker 1>hometown's Hometowns. Do you watch Hometowns?

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<v Speaker 2>I love Hometowns. It's my favorite episode of the season always.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's great. Really, it's Serena's it's Serena's least favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>I enjoy it too. Why do you not like it? Serena?

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<v Speaker 5>So I actually I didn't mind this one. I find

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<v Speaker 5>it feels like the same thing four times in a row. Sure,

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<v Speaker 5>And it's the least like drama. It's the least relationship

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<v Speaker 5>based because you're bringing in all these people that the

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<v Speaker 5>audience has never seen before and they know they're never

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<v Speaker 5>going to see again. So it just feels hard to

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<v Speaker 5>get like, really invested in the episode. But I will

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<v Speaker 5>say these four hometowns did feel different, and I loved

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<v Speaker 5>all for the families, so that did help for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I just love the idea, Like you know, when someone

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<v Speaker 2>applies to go on the Bachelor or Bachelorette, they are

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<v Speaker 2>very much there's somewhat camera ready. I just love that

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<v Speaker 2>these families go on They have no want or need

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<v Speaker 2>to go on TV. They don't want to be on TV.

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<v Speaker 2>They're they're probably like told like I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess we have to do this now, and then they have.

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<v Speaker 3>To be on TV.

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<v Speaker 2>And like, to me, there's nothing more real than someone

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<v Speaker 2>who doesn't want to be on TV being on TV.

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<v Speaker 2>So I do enjoy the weirdness of it, like seeing

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<v Speaker 2>the sister who's just like whide eyed, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>why am I here? And then seeing you know, the internet,

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<v Speaker 2>like from the Internet view of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm always like just fascinated, Like I guess there.

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<v Speaker 2>Was one, you know, Joey's uncle to me is the

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<v Speaker 2>most fabulous because he Joey's uncle. I was like, this

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<v Speaker 2>guy must be a piece of work, like to come

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<v Speaker 2>on the CHEF and then just be like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know and like kind of create conspiracy theories out of

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<v Speaker 2>nowhere of.

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<v Speaker 1>His own nephew and of his own nephew. He's literally

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<v Speaker 1>going like, ah, I just I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 1>know the real Joey.

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<v Speaker 7>It's like, what are you saying? Why are you? Why

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<v Speaker 7>are you doing this to your nephew? You're root right

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<v Speaker 7>like my uncle. I'd be like I would look at

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<v Speaker 7>my uncle before going on this. I'd be like, you

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<v Speaker 7>just shut the fuck up, and you don't ruin this

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<v Speaker 7>for me?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you say? Like I would pull if I'm Joey,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pulling aside my uncle and be like, what the

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<v Speaker 2>hell did you say to her? Did you say did

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<v Speaker 2>she knock at.

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<v Speaker 3>The real meat?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what this show is all about. There's literally

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<v Speaker 2>podcasting things called here for the right reasons. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>implant in her head that there might be a chance

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<v Speaker 2>that I've been this like sleeper cell. You're getting me.

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<v Speaker 6>The best is you're not even You're not even my dad, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>My You're some random guy.

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<v Speaker 3>And he shows up to tennis, like he says, and tennis.

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<v Speaker 2>Coaches are kind of like notoriously like characters if you

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<v Speaker 2>know anything about tennis, Like there's this like kind of

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<v Speaker 2>trope that goes along with like tennis coach. That's too

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<v Speaker 2>hard on the on the on the pupil, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>like he shows up and he's like kind of a dick,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of actually showing charity. He's like, you might be

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<v Speaker 2>he says to charity, you might have a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a tennis.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, why don't you have a compliment, Uncle Joe. You

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<v Speaker 3>can't give a fucking compliment.

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<v Speaker 2>I hated Uncle Joe in a way that like, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's named after him, this is his namesake, so like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's he gonna say to Uncle Joe?

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<v Speaker 1>This was my I'm laughing so hard because this was

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<v Speaker 1>my reaction when I was watching it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just like, what is happening?

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<v Speaker 5>He was like, why is Uncle Joe throwing Joey under

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<v Speaker 5>the bus. And it made it worse because all the

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<v Speaker 5>other families, like the siblings were like such wingmen, like

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<v Speaker 5>just building up their siblings, being like they're ready, they

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<v Speaker 5>would never cheat on you, they're loyal, they're faithful, they're genuine,

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<v Speaker 5>like the best way man family members ever. And then

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<v Speaker 5>you've got Uncle Joe just being like I don't know

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<v Speaker 5>about Joey for you, I don't know on his own.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know him at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, It was so bizarre. It was so weird, like

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<v Speaker 2>even him showing up to the tennis court and like unannounced.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like, whoa, do you have a family of your own?

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you ever dealt with like a child bringing

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<v Speaker 2>home a significant other?

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<v Speaker 3>Like what are you saying to charity? I yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm sorry to skip ahead because I know we're skipping,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, but I guess like we're going over Joey's

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<v Speaker 2>thing now. But like that was the that jumped out

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<v Speaker 2>of me in a way because like, and again, that's

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<v Speaker 2>like the fun of hometowns is like this family member,

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<v Speaker 2>who's you know, we all have that, the eccentric family member,

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<v Speaker 2>the wild card. We don't, you know, I'm sure. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure Joey off cameras. Like I got this uncle Joe

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<v Speaker 2>and he's like a character and he's my tennis coach

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm really close with him and he's at every event.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't know what he's gonna say. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>be obviously, yeah he will say anything, and you're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you out of your mind?

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<v Speaker 6>Though, filter uncle Joe?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I had so many family members like that too,

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<v Speaker 1>So I just watched it.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just like I'm sitting there like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 6>how did you? How did you allow this?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And I actually I'm gonna I'm gonna go way back

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<v Speaker 1>because there's something I want to bring up that I

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<v Speaker 1>thought was extremely funny that you did for our listeners.

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<v Speaker 6>Jared, you'll recap episodes, You'll scream.

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<v Speaker 5>I know what Joe's gonna bring up because I thought

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<v Speaker 5>it was this is even about this season, like.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just jump back and we're gonna jump back into

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<v Speaker 2>this season.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was because it was hometowns on Zach season

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<v Speaker 1>with Ariel and she she goes to the Jewish deli

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<v Speaker 1>and gets like filter fish and pastrami.

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<v Speaker 6>And you're going, who are you dating?

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<v Speaker 3>This is a ding I would watch?

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<v Speaker 6>You should be Yeah, I was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was crying well when Ariel was on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, I you know, you get word of like

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<v Speaker 2>who the Jews are, and as a Jewish guy, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, like I'm again I put myself in

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<v Speaker 2>the shoes of the people like I always think like

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<v Speaker 2>And she brings him to Sarge's Deli and You're like,

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<v Speaker 2>who would order these things for lunch? Like are you

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<v Speaker 2>trying to like fuck with Zach. They're like, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have some tongue, Like my dad eats tongue. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>order a tongue sandwich.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like here, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know how what did she give him? Like, uh, like

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<v Speaker 2>a cafilterficial Like cafil division is like something you have

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<v Speaker 2>like at the high holidays and like you would never

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<v Speaker 2>be like, yeah, I'll have a Maza wall soup. The

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<v Speaker 2>caffild official is like what are you doing to us

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<v Speaker 2>as Jews area, Like why are you trying? Like this

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<v Speaker 2>felt like they were on Fear Factor and they did

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<v Speaker 2>like the food section of Fear Factory.

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<v Speaker 5>This show was definitely like, look, you could order a

0:20:53.920 --> 0:20:57.800
<v Speaker 5>pastrami sandwich or you could order something else, and let's

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<v Speaker 5>go something totally shocking that Zach and be like you're

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<v Speaker 5>gonna really make me tongue right now?

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<v Speaker 6>Funny?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So back to hometowns. We just covered Joey's Aaron's hometown.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't really think there's much to cover

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<v Speaker 1>on it. I think it was just classic and just

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<v Speaker 1>like your nice hometown.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say about Aaron's hometown is that and I

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<v Speaker 2>have to quiet down my neighbor below just hit the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom of my floor. I got too excited about Fish.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. I'm sorry. Aaron to me has been kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like Aaron rings to me, very unnatural the whole season.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how you guys feel. It feels like

0:21:34.800 --> 0:21:36.399
<v Speaker 2>he's reading a script. But there was one part a

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<v Speaker 2>couple episodes where he's giving a massage to charity and

0:21:40.480 --> 0:21:43.000
<v Speaker 2>you're like, and you're like, and he he gave off

0:21:43.040 --> 0:21:46.760
<v Speaker 2>the energy of like my girlfriend's best friend who actually

0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:50.400
<v Speaker 2>likes her. Like he's like a little uncomfortable. He never

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<v Speaker 2>like it always feels performative. It feels like he's saying

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<v Speaker 2>what he thinks he's supposed to say. And then you

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<v Speaker 2>get to his house and his family is so nice

0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:04.159
<v Speaker 2>in a way that my family would never open up

0:22:04.160 --> 0:22:06.320
<v Speaker 2>to each other. Like, I don't know about you guys, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>were you prepared to like tell your parents how much

0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:11.280
<v Speaker 2>they you love them if they were to be on

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<v Speaker 2>the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I I, it doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you guys felt the same.

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<v Speaker 3>We're on yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Show, and I definitely did not.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually, I thought I thought his hometown was lovely, but

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<v Speaker 5>I agree, I wasn't prepared for his hometown to be

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<v Speaker 5>like that. Based on what we've seen of him on

0:22:27.320 --> 0:22:32.639
<v Speaker 5>this show, I find him not like super super warm necessarily.

0:22:32.680 --> 0:22:34.879
<v Speaker 5>And his family was like the warmest family ever. And

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<v Speaker 5>I was saying to Joe in our recap like it

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<v Speaker 5>was like it was like a moment for his family

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<v Speaker 5>versus like a moment for Charity and his family, Like

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<v Speaker 5>I felt like him telling his family he loves them

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<v Speaker 5>and them saying we're proud of you with like that

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<v Speaker 5>was the hometown.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't agree more. And honestly, like I kind of

0:22:55.119 --> 0:22:56.919
<v Speaker 2>came away from that being like this is kind of

0:22:57.040 --> 0:23:00.920
<v Speaker 2>unfair to Charity because it was like, look how much

0:23:00.960 --> 0:23:03.919
<v Speaker 2>we love each other. How could you say no to

0:23:04.040 --> 0:23:07.920
<v Speaker 2>this family? You know, like, you know, the dad's talking about, well,

0:23:07.960 --> 0:23:10.120
<v Speaker 2>we do Christmas here. It's like, yeah, who the fuck

0:23:10.160 --> 0:23:11.560
<v Speaker 2>doesn't do Christmas at their house?

0:23:11.960 --> 0:23:12.880
<v Speaker 3>He was talking about it.

0:23:12.840 --> 0:23:15.679
<v Speaker 2>Like it was a special holiday literally right right, Like

0:23:15.960 --> 0:23:17.760
<v Speaker 2>it was weird, and it's like you kind of put

0:23:17.760 --> 0:23:20.080
<v Speaker 2>these people, you know, put Charity into a position of

0:23:20.080 --> 0:23:22.040
<v Speaker 2>guilt where it's like, what you don't want to do

0:23:22.119 --> 0:23:25.600
<v Speaker 2>Christmas the way we It's like, yeah, everyone goes home

0:23:25.640 --> 0:23:27.760
<v Speaker 2>for Christmas. I don't know what you're even me a Jew,

0:23:28.040 --> 0:23:30.040
<v Speaker 2>I go home and have Chinese food on Christmas, like

0:23:30.280 --> 0:23:33.000
<v Speaker 2>the idea that like, oh, we do things differently here,

0:23:33.200 --> 0:23:36.280
<v Speaker 2>and you're like one, you know, like I don't know.

0:23:36.359 --> 0:23:38.159
<v Speaker 2>It was he tried the locker.

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<v Speaker 1>He tried the locker in for Christmas just in case

0:23:40.560 --> 0:23:42.719
<v Speaker 1>they got married. He wanted to get the first Christmas.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, He's like, you're feel we could have Thanksgiving, but

0:23:45.080 --> 0:23:47.880
<v Speaker 5>like just letting you know we do Christmas, which honestly

0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:49.359
<v Speaker 5>is something my dad would do.

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<v Speaker 4>So I kind of related to that.

0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:54.080
<v Speaker 2>It was, which is hilarious and also unfair, like you're

0:23:54.119 --> 0:23:56.600
<v Speaker 2>putting you know in I agree. It felt like this

0:23:56.640 --> 0:23:59.359
<v Speaker 2>whole thing was about this family being like, you know

0:23:59.400 --> 0:24:02.320
<v Speaker 2>what the cameras are here, let's open up to one

0:24:02.359 --> 0:24:05.280
<v Speaker 2>another and say what we've been holding in our whole lives.

0:24:05.359 --> 0:24:06.160
<v Speaker 2>Cause like, but I.

0:24:06.080 --> 0:24:08.439
<v Speaker 5>Don't think they're the first family to do that. I

0:24:08.480 --> 0:24:11.320
<v Speaker 5>know there's a lot of families, and I don't know

0:24:11.359 --> 0:24:14.520
<v Speaker 5>what it is, if it's like the preparation or like

0:24:14.560 --> 0:24:16.679
<v Speaker 5>you've been away from each other for so long or what.

0:24:16.800 --> 0:24:20.359
<v Speaker 5>But I do find for whatever reason, like hometowns like

0:24:20.560 --> 0:24:23.399
<v Speaker 5>opens family up to Like this discussion of like how

0:24:23.480 --> 0:24:25.600
<v Speaker 5>much they love each other, especially for these families that

0:24:25.640 --> 0:24:27.159
<v Speaker 5>like it seems like don't do it a lot. Like

0:24:27.160 --> 0:24:28.960
<v Speaker 5>I remember Nate on Michelle season, Like I think we

0:24:29.000 --> 0:24:30.639
<v Speaker 5>saw that with his family too, Like him and his

0:24:30.720 --> 0:24:32.879
<v Speaker 5>dad had this convo where like they basically said I

0:24:32.920 --> 0:24:34.880
<v Speaker 5>love you to each other for the first time ever.

0:24:34.960 --> 0:24:37.280
<v Speaker 5>It's like putting like a mic in a camera in

0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:40.480
<v Speaker 5>front of someone does but like it's bringing families together.

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<v Speaker 1>I still you know, if I had to film my

0:24:42.480 --> 0:24:45.520
<v Speaker 1>family for for when I went on Paradise the second time,

0:24:45.520 --> 0:24:46.840
<v Speaker 1>and all my dad said was.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't care what you do, just don't cry on TV.

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<v Speaker 4>Missed out on your hometown?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh yeah, I mean I would have loved to have

0:24:59.800 --> 0:25:05.040
<v Speaker 8>seen Joe's hometown just based on that one little interaction alone,

0:25:05.080 --> 0:25:06.359
<v Speaker 8>because you know what it is.

0:25:06.400 --> 0:25:08.520
<v Speaker 2>I think, Serena, I don't know if you guys have

0:25:08.560 --> 0:25:10.320
<v Speaker 2>been sponsored by this is gonna be a free plug,

0:25:10.400 --> 0:25:13.440
<v Speaker 2>but like you've been sponsored by story Worth. They've sponsored

0:25:13.480 --> 0:25:18.240
<v Speaker 2>our podcast and story Worth basically will email your parents

0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:21.400
<v Speaker 2>and then ask them questions that you'd be too uncomfortable

0:25:21.400 --> 0:25:23.800
<v Speaker 2>to ask, Like it'd be like, how did you know

0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:25.919
<v Speaker 2>tell us how you write to us? An emails how

0:25:25.960 --> 0:25:27.480
<v Speaker 2>you met, and they put it together in a book

0:25:27.520 --> 0:25:29.480
<v Speaker 2>for your parents. It's a free plug for story worth.

0:25:29.680 --> 0:25:32.560
<v Speaker 2>But I would say I always say during the ad,

0:25:32.640 --> 0:25:35.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, I would never ask my parents these questions,

0:25:35.440 --> 0:25:38.480
<v Speaker 2>and you might open a door that you would never open.

0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:41.000
<v Speaker 2>So I do think what happens on these hometowns is

0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:44.320
<v Speaker 2>there's a producer who's like, I got to get the goods.

0:25:44.680 --> 0:25:47.359
<v Speaker 2>And you know how producers are. I've been on sets

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:49.600
<v Speaker 2>where the producer's like asking a question, you go, I

0:25:49.600 --> 0:25:50.959
<v Speaker 2>guess I've never thought of it that way, and they

0:25:51.000 --> 0:25:53.960
<v Speaker 2>have you answer it certain ways. I think this is

0:25:54.600 --> 0:25:57.000
<v Speaker 2>something that's happening here where the producer is next to

0:25:57.040 --> 0:25:59.760
<v Speaker 2>the kid and he goes, tell, how do you feel

0:25:59.760 --> 0:26:03.600
<v Speaker 2>about you? You know, Aaron B. Making you know, finding

0:26:03.600 --> 0:26:05.680
<v Speaker 2>a woman? And then the dad's like, well, I've never

0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:08.119
<v Speaker 2>been asked this question before. Yes, it is funny that

0:26:08.160 --> 0:26:10.640
<v Speaker 2>some parents buy it, buy into it more than others.

0:26:10.640 --> 0:26:12.760
<v Speaker 2>And Aaron B's definitely like the example of like I

0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:14.600
<v Speaker 2>was like, should I be here right now? That was

0:26:14.680 --> 0:26:15.480
<v Speaker 2>kind of my takeaway.

0:26:15.600 --> 0:26:17.159
<v Speaker 4>Yes, you know what's so funny. I don't know if

0:26:17.160 --> 0:26:17.399
<v Speaker 4>you know this.

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:18.119
<v Speaker 3>Aaron B.

0:26:18.320 --> 0:26:22.439
<v Speaker 4>Is really close with Aaron Clancy. Really, Yeah, don't you

0:26:22.600 --> 0:26:23.199
<v Speaker 4>surprise you?

0:26:23.800 --> 0:26:27.320
<v Speaker 2>It does because Aaron Clancy's the San Diego bro.

0:26:27.800 --> 0:26:30.399
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and they couldn't be any more different.

0:26:30.480 --> 0:26:32.760
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I find them incredibly different. I'd like to see

0:26:32.800 --> 0:26:34.320
<v Speaker 5>them in person interacting together.

0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:38.240
<v Speaker 2>Right. I compared Aaron and James to two bouncers at

0:26:38.280 --> 0:26:41.119
<v Speaker 2>a night club in San Diego. That's their their energy

0:26:41.280 --> 0:26:45.040
<v Speaker 2>was you know, we dragged people out of bars energy.

0:26:45.560 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, they're there.

0:26:47.000 --> 0:26:51.440
<v Speaker 1>They definitely have that night at the Roxbury kind of Okay,

0:26:51.720 --> 0:26:54.159
<v Speaker 1>let's talk a little bit about let's just move off

0:26:54.160 --> 0:26:56.240
<v Speaker 1>the episode. Just talk about the franchise in a hole.

0:26:57.080 --> 0:26:59.080
<v Speaker 1>You've been covering it for how long?

0:26:59.200 --> 0:27:01.479
<v Speaker 2>What do we want to say? Years? It's been years,

0:27:01.480 --> 0:27:02.320
<v Speaker 2>not ten years.

0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:04.680
<v Speaker 3>What happened was I remember I was with my brother

0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:05.480
<v Speaker 3>and I lived together.

0:27:05.520 --> 0:27:07.959
<v Speaker 2>He's four years younger than me. I'm doing stand up

0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:10.080
<v Speaker 2>in New York, and you know, I think I was

0:27:10.119 --> 0:27:11.960
<v Speaker 2>sick one night, so I did, like, stayed home and

0:27:11.960 --> 0:27:14.640
<v Speaker 2>didn't do stand up. You know, it, didn't do any shows,

0:27:14.800 --> 0:27:17.879
<v Speaker 2>and I started just like watching them. I always have

0:27:17.960 --> 0:27:21.040
<v Speaker 2>loved reality TV, no matter what. I've watched every reality

0:27:21.040 --> 0:27:23.359
<v Speaker 2>TV show, and I always loved what was your.

0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:26.159
<v Speaker 6>First reality show because we're around the same age. I

0:27:26.200 --> 0:27:26.720
<v Speaker 6>know mine.

0:27:27.600 --> 0:27:28.400
<v Speaker 4>I know mine too.

0:27:29.080 --> 0:27:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, it might have been real world, no real world,

0:27:33.040 --> 0:27:36.160
<v Speaker 2>real world, and then there's real real world world rules.

0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:38.720
<v Speaker 2>And then there was like also the you know what's

0:27:38.760 --> 0:27:42.880
<v Speaker 2>the singer that all Ozzy Osbourne? Ozzy Osbourne. I watched

0:27:42.880 --> 0:27:45.879
<v Speaker 2>the Osbourne's and the Jess Simpson one, and then I

0:27:45.920 --> 0:27:48.640
<v Speaker 2>watched you know, I would watch The Bachelor here and there,

0:27:48.760 --> 0:27:50.840
<v Speaker 2>and I loved a dating show. I loved rock a

0:27:50.880 --> 0:27:53.440
<v Speaker 2>Love and I love like the Flavor Flave one, and

0:27:53.560 --> 0:27:56.480
<v Speaker 2>like I just like anything the surreal life, Like I

0:27:56.560 --> 0:27:58.520
<v Speaker 2>just watched all of that stuff. I ate it up,

0:27:58.560 --> 0:28:02.199
<v Speaker 2>and especially as I started dating, I would watch it

0:28:02.280 --> 0:28:05.840
<v Speaker 2>with like the women I was dating, and you know,

0:28:05.920 --> 0:28:08.040
<v Speaker 2>I always kind of saw them like I kind of

0:28:08.080 --> 0:28:10.480
<v Speaker 2>could be my funniest in that venue. Like I would

0:28:10.480 --> 0:28:13.560
<v Speaker 2>always like make them laugh because I would be like

0:28:14.080 --> 0:28:16.760
<v Speaker 2>noticing things that maybe from a different angle I'm just

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:19.200
<v Speaker 2>looking at through my own personal and they're obviously looking

0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:22.560
<v Speaker 2>through theirs, and I'm like, and the fun part about

0:28:22.560 --> 0:28:25.240
<v Speaker 2>The Bachelor to me is that lets me talk about things.

0:28:25.320 --> 0:28:26.919
<v Speaker 2>It gives me a reason to talk about things. So

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:29.199
<v Speaker 2>it's like, you know, you talk about bringing the you know,

0:28:29.440 --> 0:28:32.399
<v Speaker 2>I'll never forget Pilot Pete when he brought when his

0:28:32.480 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 2>mom was freaking out about wanting one girl over another.

0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:38.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it gave me kind of the avenue to

0:28:38.000 --> 0:28:40.440
<v Speaker 2>talk about, like, my mom is the mom of two sons.

0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:44.280
<v Speaker 2>You know, Pilot Pete is the son is his mom

0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:47.560
<v Speaker 2>has two sons. I and he got crushed when he

0:28:47.680 --> 0:28:49.640
<v Speaker 2>was listening to his mom and what she had to say.

0:28:50.040 --> 0:28:52.640
<v Speaker 2>And I was sitting there defending him, being like, well,

0:28:52.880 --> 0:28:55.760
<v Speaker 2>I can say none of you are giving you know,

0:28:56.000 --> 0:28:58.280
<v Speaker 2>the son of a mother any empathy, like and it

0:28:58.400 --> 0:29:00.960
<v Speaker 2>was like a kind of a different take at the time,

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:10.640
<v Speaker 2>you know. And then you know, so I started way

0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:12.240
<v Speaker 2>back when I would take nights off a stand up

0:29:12.280 --> 0:29:14.240
<v Speaker 2>to like live tweet it. And then I started doing

0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:16.920
<v Speaker 2>this thing called Dudes Watching rom Coms where I'd watch

0:29:17.000 --> 0:29:19.920
<v Speaker 2>rom comms and like commentate on them, and that was

0:29:19.960 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 2>on my Instagram stories. I was like, well, why don't

0:29:21.760 --> 0:29:24.800
<v Speaker 2>I combine these two and I'll live scream the show.

0:29:24.960 --> 0:29:28.000
<v Speaker 2>So every week I've taken nights off a stand up

0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:30.800
<v Speaker 2>to watch the show and yell let it on my

0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:34.160
<v Speaker 2>Instagram and you know what it's become is my own show.

0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:36.880
<v Speaker 2>Like you know, for stand up, everything's about doing stand

0:29:36.960 --> 0:29:38.160
<v Speaker 2>up to me, like I've been doing stand up for

0:29:38.160 --> 0:29:40.360
<v Speaker 2>thirteen years. I've been getting on stage every single night

0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:43.440
<v Speaker 2>except for Bachelor nights. And I remember I'd go to

0:29:43.440 --> 0:29:45.160
<v Speaker 2>the comedy song and they would make fun of me,

0:29:45.160 --> 0:29:47.480
<v Speaker 2>like the other comments like what are you doing? Like

0:29:47.560 --> 0:29:51.160
<v Speaker 2>and I go. I was like, this is the equivalent

0:29:51.200 --> 0:29:53.040
<v Speaker 2>of me having my own show. Like no one ever

0:29:53.160 --> 0:29:56.120
<v Speaker 2>cast me anything. I didn't get hired to write for anything.

0:29:56.600 --> 0:29:59.960
<v Speaker 2>No one anytime i'd submit, I tried, I was auditioned,

0:30:00.520 --> 0:30:02.719
<v Speaker 2>but it just wasn't happening. And I started so instead

0:30:02.760 --> 0:30:04.920
<v Speaker 2>I started podcasts and I started yelling at the batch

0:30:05.000 --> 0:30:06.800
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, wow, this is like something people

0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:09.320
<v Speaker 2>are tuning in to see me, you know, which is fun.

0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:11.640
<v Speaker 2>And as you see, like if you go to my Instagram,

0:30:11.720 --> 0:30:15.040
<v Speaker 2>like I dress up as the characters, I put my face,

0:30:15.480 --> 0:30:17.720
<v Speaker 2>you know. As the technology got better, I could do

0:30:17.760 --> 0:30:20.400
<v Speaker 2>things on TikTok, so it was like this. It kind

0:30:20.400 --> 0:30:23.440
<v Speaker 2>of evolved into my own kind of variety show, which

0:30:23.440 --> 0:30:25.360
<v Speaker 2>has been the most fun. And then I get to

0:30:25.360 --> 0:30:27.120
<v Speaker 2>meet you guys like, which has been like you know

0:30:27.360 --> 0:30:29.160
<v Speaker 2>it's funny because like I talk a lot of shit.

0:30:29.360 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 2>I've talked shit about both of you. I just read

0:30:31.440 --> 0:30:35.880
<v Speaker 2>you heard it, but right, and it is a joke

0:30:35.920 --> 0:30:37.560
<v Speaker 2>and it's meant to be ball busty, and I'm not

0:30:37.600 --> 0:30:42.000
<v Speaker 2>looking to like ruin anyone's day or night. And it's

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:44.040
<v Speaker 2>cool when people get it, you know, like when you

0:30:44.080 --> 0:30:46.760
<v Speaker 2>guys laugh along with it, Like I think it's cool

0:30:46.760 --> 0:30:48.720
<v Speaker 2>and it's not meant to like, you know, sometimes I

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:50.480
<v Speaker 2>get sent these things that are like, you know, I

0:30:50.520 --> 0:30:53.320
<v Speaker 2>can see people try try to like send me the

0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:55.880
<v Speaker 2>jokes they have, and I'm like, you should probably stay

0:30:55.880 --> 0:30:58.600
<v Speaker 2>on the sidelines. You should probably be a fewer as

0:30:58.640 --> 0:31:01.360
<v Speaker 2>opposed to a commentator. But and I'm sure you guys

0:31:01.360 --> 0:31:04.640
<v Speaker 2>get these messages that are heinous and also really nice

0:31:04.680 --> 0:31:07.040
<v Speaker 2>too because people, you know, it's nice that you get

0:31:07.040 --> 0:31:08.920
<v Speaker 2>to give people an opportunity to like put their brain

0:31:08.960 --> 0:31:11.000
<v Speaker 2>on the shelf and you know, stop thinking about their

0:31:11.000 --> 0:31:11.560
<v Speaker 2>own issues.

0:31:11.720 --> 0:31:15.880
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's usually always it's always more good than bad. Oh,

0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:17.680
<v Speaker 6>what is one thing?

0:31:19.000 --> 0:31:23.240
<v Speaker 1>Is there anything that you wish the franchise did differently?

0:31:23.280 --> 0:31:25.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I have so many ideas. I mean,

0:31:25.640 --> 0:31:27.640
<v Speaker 2>the Golden Bachelor, I've been talking about for years. The

0:31:27.680 --> 0:31:30.440
<v Speaker 2>Golden Bachelor's going to be fantastic. I can't wait. I

0:31:30.480 --> 0:31:34.800
<v Speaker 2>am so excited in a weird way because the Bachelor works,

0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:38.000
<v Speaker 2>and you know, the Bachelor is good because you have

0:31:38.080 --> 0:31:41.680
<v Speaker 2>to have some reality to your reality TV. So I

0:31:41.680 --> 0:31:44.640
<v Speaker 2>think the Bachelor's great because it is realistic for twenty

0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:46.720
<v Speaker 2>seven year old women to want to marry a guy

0:31:47.080 --> 0:31:51.680
<v Speaker 2>who's in his thirties or younger whatever. I think when

0:31:51.680 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 2>you flip it, it was always less realistic to have

0:31:54.960 --> 0:31:57.440
<v Speaker 2>like these twenty four year old dudes be like fighting

0:31:57.480 --> 0:32:00.239
<v Speaker 2>to get married. It just never rang true, especially from

0:32:00.280 --> 0:32:02.360
<v Speaker 2>the type of guy who wanted to go on the show.

0:32:02.760 --> 0:32:05.680
<v Speaker 2>I always thought they should have made the Bachelorette like

0:32:06.000 --> 0:32:09.800
<v Speaker 2>this woman who's killing it in whatever industry she's in

0:32:11.000 --> 0:32:14.400
<v Speaker 2>off of a divorce of some kind and just like

0:32:14.640 --> 0:32:18.480
<v Speaker 2>a boss ass like thirty eight year old woman. And

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:20.840
<v Speaker 2>then you make the men on the show in their

0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:23.880
<v Speaker 2>forties and fifties, and I always thought that was like

0:32:23.920 --> 0:32:26.240
<v Speaker 2>a more fun angle, because men in their forties or

0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:29.320
<v Speaker 2>the fifties are a little bit embarrassing in the way

0:32:29.720 --> 0:32:32.640
<v Speaker 2>like they they've they've made it in some sort of career.

0:32:32.720 --> 0:32:35.560
<v Speaker 2>They're a little bit too cocky. They're only surrounded by

0:32:35.920 --> 0:32:38.360
<v Speaker 2>a French you know, friends of their own making. They

0:32:38.360 --> 0:32:40.040
<v Speaker 2>don't really go outside of their own bubbles, so they

0:32:40.080 --> 0:32:43.960
<v Speaker 2>would be hilarious. And then you'd have this like boss

0:32:44.040 --> 0:32:48.800
<v Speaker 2>ass chick who's like, you know, turning down these overconfident

0:32:48.880 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 2>dudes in shirts with Paisley collars and cuffs. Like I

0:32:53.000 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 2>just thought that would be like the evolution of this show.

0:32:55.560 --> 0:32:59.160
<v Speaker 2>So I always thought where this is going where Like

0:32:59.240 --> 0:33:01.640
<v Speaker 2>I thought The Bachelor is a better version of this,

0:33:01.680 --> 0:33:03.120
<v Speaker 2>But I do think it's gonna be great with about

0:33:03.120 --> 0:33:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Golden Batcheler. That was all. And then the other thing

0:33:06.040 --> 0:33:08.680
<v Speaker 2>I always wanted was no more fantasy suite. We act

0:33:08.800 --> 0:33:12.480
<v Speaker 2>we had the reality suite, which is which they ended

0:33:12.520 --> 0:33:15.360
<v Speaker 2>up doing last season. Katie and I was like, you

0:33:15.400 --> 0:33:17.520
<v Speaker 2>send the couple to Ikea and they put a bed

0:33:17.560 --> 0:33:19.360
<v Speaker 2>together and then they see if they want to fuck,

0:33:20.000 --> 0:33:22.560
<v Speaker 2>so you have like instead of you know, and then

0:33:22.640 --> 0:33:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Katie and Zach kind of did that. They like went

0:33:25.040 --> 0:33:28.240
<v Speaker 2>and built a bed. I'm like, that's more of whatever. Yeah,

0:33:28.280 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 2>they went they Zach, you don't remember that, you're probably

0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:38.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean that was her date was like, help me

0:33:38.440 --> 0:33:42.160
<v Speaker 2>move into Austin. So I was for her hometown, right,

0:33:42.360 --> 0:33:46.480
<v Speaker 2>it was her hometown, yes, So I those were always

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:50.200
<v Speaker 2>things that I wanted. I also, like, you know, I've

0:33:50.280 --> 0:33:55.840
<v Speaker 2>always thought the show needed to evolve to include phones,

0:33:55.960 --> 0:33:57.640
<v Speaker 2>Like I thought that like, hey, we're going to go

0:33:57.680 --> 0:34:00.440
<v Speaker 2>through your dms like that should have been you know,

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:03.920
<v Speaker 2>an event and go you know, like I just think,

0:34:04.000 --> 0:34:06.880
<v Speaker 2>like this connection to what it's really like to date

0:34:06.920 --> 0:34:09.759
<v Speaker 2>in twenty twenty four, I thought we should have been

0:34:09.800 --> 0:34:11.920
<v Speaker 2>moving towards that in a certain way. And I think

0:34:11.920 --> 0:34:14.680
<v Speaker 2>The Golden Bachelor is a little bit of that because again,

0:34:14.800 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 2>like we all want to watch our dad date if

0:34:17.160 --> 0:34:19.880
<v Speaker 2>he has you know, if maybe you know, he doesn't

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:22.080
<v Speaker 2>have someone and he's looking to find someone, Like, wouldn't

0:34:22.120 --> 0:34:23.399
<v Speaker 2>that be fun? So that's cool?

0:34:23.800 --> 0:34:26.440
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're excited to watch it. I know,

0:34:26.480 --> 0:34:28.160
<v Speaker 5>we were on Chicks in the Office the other week

0:34:28.239 --> 0:34:30.200
<v Speaker 5>and Rio was like, I'm.

0:34:30.000 --> 0:34:32.439
<v Speaker 4>Here for the granny drama. I'm ready to watch them

0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:33.160
<v Speaker 4>fight each other.

0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:36.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you don't get any of the bullshit of

0:34:36.360 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 1>like hair for the wrong reasons, like everyone on that well,

0:34:40.160 --> 0:34:41.439
<v Speaker 1>I mean, but everyone on that show.

0:34:41.600 --> 0:34:43.440
<v Speaker 5>And at the same time, if there's like a seventy

0:34:43.440 --> 0:34:45.600
<v Speaker 5>five year old. That's like there for instant followers like

0:34:45.640 --> 0:34:47.200
<v Speaker 5>I just don't that's much.

0:34:47.280 --> 0:34:50.279
<v Speaker 4>That's even better, right, yeah, right right?

0:34:50.400 --> 0:34:53.279
<v Speaker 2>And and also just like you know, listen, we all

0:34:53.320 --> 0:34:55.480
<v Speaker 2>have parents and we all watch them like kind of

0:34:55.520 --> 0:34:58.279
<v Speaker 2>move through this twenty twenty three world that they're not

0:34:58.400 --> 0:35:01.680
<v Speaker 2>really you know, aird for in a certain sense, like

0:35:01.680 --> 0:35:04.240
<v Speaker 2>once they get outside of their kind of comfy bubbles,

0:35:04.320 --> 0:35:06.040
<v Speaker 2>and it's like, that's what we want to see. We

0:35:06.080 --> 0:35:08.160
<v Speaker 2>want to see someone who's you know, it kind of

0:35:08.160 --> 0:35:11.799
<v Speaker 2>feels like twenty people in their twenties, thirties, whatever. We

0:35:11.920 --> 0:35:15.399
<v Speaker 2>all know what's acceptable on camera. It's gonna be fun

0:35:15.440 --> 0:35:18.480
<v Speaker 2>to see someone kind of just be a normal person

0:35:18.520 --> 0:35:19.759
<v Speaker 2>on camera. And I hope that's what the.

0:35:19.719 --> 0:35:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Case is well because and I think of because of

0:35:22.560 --> 0:35:26.040
<v Speaker 1>social media, everyone's so self aware now that it's hard

0:35:26.080 --> 0:35:29.719
<v Speaker 1>to get people to just really be themselves and just

0:35:29.760 --> 0:35:31.960
<v Speaker 1>be like fuck it like there used to Reality TV

0:35:32.360 --> 0:35:34.440
<v Speaker 1>used to go on and people like The Bachelor back

0:35:34.480 --> 0:35:36.879
<v Speaker 1>in the day. I'm assuming people were just like, yeah,

0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm going on TV.

0:35:38.440 --> 0:35:40.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because I'm gonna go on TV, I'm gonna do

0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:42.799
<v Speaker 5>and say whatever I want, and then I'm gonna go home,

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:44.560
<v Speaker 5>and I'm only gonna have to hear feedback about it

0:35:44.560 --> 0:35:45.680
<v Speaker 5>from my family and friends.

0:35:46.120 --> 0:35:48.400
<v Speaker 4>I move on with my life and maybe my co workers.

0:35:48.440 --> 0:35:52.239
<v Speaker 5>Whereas now there's so much self awareness going on these

0:35:52.239 --> 0:35:54.440
<v Speaker 5>shows because you know that you're gonna hear feedback from

0:35:54.520 --> 0:35:55.840
<v Speaker 5>all these people on social media.

0:35:56.200 --> 0:35:59.040
<v Speaker 2>This is why I was a Braiden fan. I thought Braiden,

0:35:59.440 --> 0:36:00.400
<v Speaker 2>you know, I like it was.

0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:01.480
<v Speaker 3>I liked him.

0:36:01.560 --> 0:36:04.600
<v Speaker 2>He was. I think he was. Ultimately he was proven

0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:07.960
<v Speaker 2>to be himself, Like it didn't seem like, you know,

0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:08.880
<v Speaker 2>he was wild.

0:36:09.200 --> 0:36:11.319
<v Speaker 3>He was a little bit fun. He was, but that's

0:36:11.320 --> 0:36:12.279
<v Speaker 3>why he was fun to watch.

0:36:12.320 --> 0:36:15.719
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't think we're gonna see him without ear

0:36:15.760 --> 0:36:19.279
<v Speaker 2>rings ever again, Like he's gonna have dangly earrings. He

0:36:19.640 --> 0:36:22.040
<v Speaker 2>and he even said a very honest thing. He's like,

0:36:22.200 --> 0:36:25.759
<v Speaker 2>who could get married after this much time getting to

0:36:25.800 --> 0:36:28.080
<v Speaker 2>know someone like he was being open and honest, like

0:36:28.719 --> 0:36:31.239
<v Speaker 2>and generally people know not to say that on the

0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:34.000
<v Speaker 2>on The Bachelor, and he came out and said it,

0:36:34.280 --> 0:36:36.239
<v Speaker 2>so I I that's why I kind of liked him.

0:36:36.480 --> 0:36:38.360
<v Speaker 6>I liked I thought he was. I thought he was

0:36:38.360 --> 0:36:39.040
<v Speaker 6>fun to watch.

0:36:41.120 --> 0:36:43.600
<v Speaker 1>Uh, if if you had a best friend, let's say

0:36:43.600 --> 0:36:47.000
<v Speaker 1>your best friend was going on the show, is there

0:36:47.040 --> 0:36:51.040
<v Speaker 1>a season you would suggest for that person to watch,

0:36:52.160 --> 0:36:57.200
<v Speaker 1>to watch like in preparation, in preparation, Yeah, I talking.

0:36:56.920 --> 0:36:59.040
<v Speaker 5>About this the other week, like if you're going on

0:36:59.080 --> 0:37:02.279
<v Speaker 5>The Bachelor, the batchel At, like just watch at least

0:37:02.320 --> 0:37:04.480
<v Speaker 5>one season, like don't go in blind, like don't show

0:37:04.520 --> 0:37:06.160
<v Speaker 5>up and be like, oh, I've never seen an episode,

0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:07.680
<v Speaker 5>like I don't know what I'm getting myself into. And

0:37:07.680 --> 0:37:10.319
<v Speaker 5>then we were like, what season would be like the

0:37:10.480 --> 0:37:13.759
<v Speaker 5>season for Bachelor and Bachelorette to like prep yourself to

0:37:13.760 --> 0:37:14.520
<v Speaker 5>go on this show.

0:37:15.080 --> 0:37:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Probably Hannah G or not Hannah g Hannah Hannah Brown.

0:37:19.520 --> 0:37:22.760
<v Speaker 2>Hannah Brown season. I think I'm gonna do a rewatch

0:37:22.800 --> 0:37:23.400
<v Speaker 2>of that season.

0:37:23.560 --> 0:37:24.560
<v Speaker 3>It has it all.

0:37:25.160 --> 0:37:29.160
<v Speaker 2>It has like Hannah Brown season has like first of all,

0:37:29.480 --> 0:37:33.960
<v Speaker 2>like the way Tyler conducted himself, like you just see

0:37:34.000 --> 0:37:37.200
<v Speaker 2>like he you go okay, you know, like I don't

0:37:37.200 --> 0:37:41.239
<v Speaker 2>know Tyler to me, like Tyler Cameron, Like basically she's

0:37:41.320 --> 0:37:43.000
<v Speaker 2>like I don't want to fuck you because I know

0:37:43.080 --> 0:37:46.080
<v Speaker 2>I want to fuck you. And then he's like okay,

0:37:46.200 --> 0:37:49.839
<v Speaker 2>and then he's considered like a feminist icon. But like

0:37:49.960 --> 0:37:52.120
<v Speaker 2>just to see how that kind of unfolded and to

0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:56.759
<v Speaker 2>see that guy what was his name, Luke p Luke

0:37:56.840 --> 0:37:58.799
<v Speaker 2>P and the way he acted and kind of just

0:37:58.800 --> 0:38:01.520
<v Speaker 2>seemed like he was like out of his mind, you know,

0:38:01.640 --> 0:38:03.880
<v Speaker 2>like and and to see the Peter stuff that happened

0:38:03.920 --> 0:38:06.600
<v Speaker 2>with the you know, the windmill, Like I think that

0:38:06.800 --> 0:38:09.080
<v Speaker 2>kind of had everything in it, like where it had

0:38:09.120 --> 0:38:12.880
<v Speaker 2>like the you know, it had drama with the fantasy suites.

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:15.040
<v Speaker 2>It kind of showed you, like how to be a

0:38:15.120 --> 0:38:17.359
<v Speaker 2>mench on the show. It showed you how to stand out.

0:38:17.480 --> 0:38:19.880
<v Speaker 2>It showed you what stands out and what people don't

0:38:19.960 --> 0:38:21.919
<v Speaker 2>like and what people like. So I think that would

0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:23.440
<v Speaker 2>be a good season for someone to watch.

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:24.200
<v Speaker 6>I like that.

0:38:25.000 --> 0:38:27.440
<v Speaker 1>And then last question before we get into a game,

0:38:28.600 --> 0:38:30.279
<v Speaker 1>you're Mount Rushmore.

0:38:32.960 --> 0:38:33.480
<v Speaker 3>See I.

0:38:33.640 --> 0:38:36.640
<v Speaker 2>And then here's the other thing it's been it's been

0:38:36.680 --> 0:38:38.759
<v Speaker 2>a while, I guess my Mount Rushmore.

0:38:41.239 --> 0:38:41.759
<v Speaker 3>I was a.

0:38:41.960 --> 0:38:47.680
<v Speaker 2>Huge Jojo fan. I was just a huge like, couldn't

0:38:47.719 --> 0:38:50.360
<v Speaker 2>have been a bigger fan of her. And the comfy,

0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:53.360
<v Speaker 2>cozy sweaters she used to wear. That was like a

0:38:53.400 --> 0:38:57.120
<v Speaker 2>big thing. Wait what she used to always wear these

0:38:57.160 --> 0:38:59.680
<v Speaker 2>sweaters that I'd be like, she just looked like she

0:38:59.840 --> 0:39:02.440
<v Speaker 2>was like she is commercial.

0:39:02.160 --> 0:39:05.480
<v Speaker 4>Like yeah, she likes. She likes a good knit sweater.

0:39:06.040 --> 0:39:12.520
<v Speaker 2>Loved a good knit I would say, who that guy, Chad?

0:39:12.800 --> 0:39:14.839
<v Speaker 2>I mean like he was just such a wild kid

0:39:15.360 --> 0:39:16.240
<v Speaker 2>from her season.

0:39:16.360 --> 0:39:19.520
<v Speaker 1>He was a wild child, that he was wild great

0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:21.319
<v Speaker 1>nowadays too, right.

0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:29.759
<v Speaker 2>I loved Claire just because you know Claire, you know,

0:39:30.640 --> 0:39:34.439
<v Speaker 2>on her own season. You're like, oh, I can tell

0:39:34.600 --> 0:39:38.640
<v Speaker 2>like why dating has been kind of difficult, like you know,

0:39:38.840 --> 0:39:42.160
<v Speaker 2>like you kind of watch the way she goes through

0:39:42.280 --> 0:39:44.680
<v Speaker 2>these things and it's like, you know, and we're all

0:39:44.680 --> 0:39:47.320
<v Speaker 2>in our own way and dating again, like I'm thirty

0:39:47.360 --> 0:39:49.400
<v Speaker 2>seven and single on the special I talk about it.

0:39:49.400 --> 0:39:51.960
<v Speaker 2>It's like, you know, I mentioned the special like I'm

0:39:52.040 --> 0:39:54.040
<v Speaker 2>the issue when you get to it. And you know,

0:39:54.160 --> 0:39:57.759
<v Speaker 2>also Claire was it wasn't really fair that and I

0:39:58.040 --> 0:40:01.759
<v Speaker 2>the audience didn't like Claire because because they made her

0:40:01.880 --> 0:40:04.719
<v Speaker 2>like oh, it's the elder bachelorette and it's like she's

0:40:04.760 --> 0:40:07.160
<v Speaker 2>thirty five, Like fuck off, Like it was like almost

0:40:07.160 --> 0:40:10.080
<v Speaker 2>like this like shitty, like oh here's what we think

0:40:10.120 --> 0:40:16.080
<v Speaker 2>of the audience thing too? Yeah, yeah, gradually right, and

0:40:16.120 --> 0:40:21.560
<v Speaker 2>you're like, I'm older than this person. Can can am

0:40:21.560 --> 0:40:22.919
<v Speaker 2>I going to pass away? Soon?

0:40:23.120 --> 0:40:25.000
<v Speaker 3>Like you know, like the way it was talked about.

0:40:25.960 --> 0:40:27.240
<v Speaker 3>But so I really liked.

0:40:27.280 --> 0:40:31.600
<v Speaker 2>Watching Claire and I will say Ari is one of

0:40:31.600 --> 0:40:37.360
<v Speaker 2>those like underrated bachelors because his season, the way it

0:40:37.440 --> 0:40:41.520
<v Speaker 2>ended with Becca and Lauren I think her name was Yeah,

0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:45.200
<v Speaker 2>that's one of the more wild endings to any season,

0:40:45.680 --> 0:40:48.120
<v Speaker 2>like the idea that they all signed that he signed

0:40:48.200 --> 0:40:50.200
<v Speaker 2>up for that Like, well.

0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:53.040
<v Speaker 1>I was, I was following that season like I was.

0:40:53.080 --> 0:40:54.840
<v Speaker 1>I was, I was going on the next season. I

0:40:54.880 --> 0:40:58.080
<v Speaker 1>remember getting the call like a week before and watching

0:40:58.160 --> 0:41:00.080
<v Speaker 1>that and thinking, Oh, this is.

0:41:00.080 --> 0:41:02.920
<v Speaker 6>Fake, like this is all fake, Like this has right

0:41:02.960 --> 0:41:03.560
<v Speaker 6>and be real.

0:41:04.680 --> 0:41:06.880
<v Speaker 1>And that's how I went into the show, thinking like,

0:41:06.880 --> 0:41:08.640
<v Speaker 1>oh this ship, this has got to be fake.

0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:10.959
<v Speaker 6>And then I get there, I'm like, oh no, it's

0:41:11.600 --> 0:41:12.839
<v Speaker 6>it's not right.

0:41:14.280 --> 0:41:17.440
<v Speaker 2>It's it's just such a that ending, like and I'm

0:41:17.480 --> 0:41:20.960
<v Speaker 2>giving a mount rushmore of just like memorable people at

0:41:20.960 --> 0:41:22.240
<v Speaker 2>this point, you know, from.

0:41:22.120 --> 0:41:24.200
<v Speaker 6>When I neither of us made the fucking list, but

0:41:24.200 --> 0:41:25.800
<v Speaker 6>he talked about us. How do you feel about that?

0:41:25.960 --> 0:41:26.160
<v Speaker 2>True?

0:41:26.320 --> 0:41:26.840
<v Speaker 4>That's okay.

0:41:26.960 --> 0:41:29.239
<v Speaker 5>I got paired with horn gree So I'll take that

0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:30.440
<v Speaker 5>instead of about rushmore.

0:41:31.000 --> 0:41:33.680
<v Speaker 2>Hor I'm doing that on stage night. I'm gonna give

0:41:33.680 --> 0:41:34.960
<v Speaker 2>it a show. I don't know if horn gree is

0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:37.640
<v Speaker 2>a good enough word for it, but we'll see. But yeah, no, no, no,

0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:40.799
<v Speaker 2>there's there's nothing against you, just I guess like I

0:41:40.840 --> 0:41:43.280
<v Speaker 2>love the messiness of the When the show gets messy

0:41:43.360 --> 0:41:45.680
<v Speaker 2>is when I'm like and it's just when I'm just

0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:50.799
<v Speaker 2>like again Pilot, Pete's mom might be on that Mount

0:41:50.880 --> 0:41:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Rushmore for me, like she was just such an intricate

0:41:53.920 --> 0:41:56.160
<v Speaker 2>part of that season, like in a way that was

0:41:56.280 --> 0:42:00.279
<v Speaker 2>like Chef's Kiss, Like there was nothing like Pilot.

0:42:00.280 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 6>People you'll never be able to recreate it.

0:42:02.040 --> 0:42:05.000
<v Speaker 5>No, it's really when they get they almost get lucky

0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:09.520
<v Speaker 5>with people like Barb or Chat or even like Claire

0:42:09.560 --> 0:42:11.760
<v Speaker 5>Crawley is like amazing TV. They just got an amazing

0:42:11.760 --> 0:42:14.480
<v Speaker 5>personality for TV where it's things that like you can't

0:42:14.880 --> 0:42:17.000
<v Speaker 5>plan some of this, Like you could not have planned

0:42:17.000 --> 0:42:20.120
<v Speaker 5>for Ari picking Becca and then being like never mind,

0:42:20.360 --> 0:42:22.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna go back and choose Lauren. Like you can

0:42:23.040 --> 0:42:25.520
<v Speaker 5>have some help orchestrating all of that, but like you

0:42:25.600 --> 0:42:27.640
<v Speaker 5>have to kind of just get lucky with something someone

0:42:27.719 --> 0:42:28.600
<v Speaker 5>doing something kind of.

0:42:28.520 --> 0:42:31.839
<v Speaker 2>Crazy and yes, I'll do it on camera after we're

0:42:31.840 --> 0:42:33.319
<v Speaker 2>done with the show. Like what.

0:42:34.760 --> 0:42:35.720
<v Speaker 3>You're out of your mind.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you have to be though. That's what's great about

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<v Speaker 6>to show you got to cast people.

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<v Speaker 1>That are out of your mind. All right, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to you want to do the game? Sure, rapid questions.

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<v Speaker 4>What you got a quick game here? We do this

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<v Speaker 4>with all of our guests. Are you ready, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 5>So we've got some rapid fire questions to help our

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<v Speaker 5>listeners get to know you better, starting with what is

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<v Speaker 5>the first thing you do when you wake up.

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<v Speaker 4>In the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I lean over and check my Instagram notifications.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm not proud of that, you know, Thank god,

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<v Speaker 5>that's your answer. Every guy from Charity Season has been like,

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<v Speaker 5>I write in my journal, I smile, I take deres,

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<v Speaker 5>I do my gratitude. I'm like, this is the healthiest

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<v Speaker 5>group of people I've ever met. Like I'm immediately scrolling

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<v Speaker 5>on social media when I wake up.

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<v Speaker 4>Those biggest thought of But that's the truth.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are the biggest liars I've ever met. I wake up,

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<v Speaker 2>I roll over, I look at Instagram, I look at texting,

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<v Speaker 2>I look at Facebook, I look at at Twitter, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I look at a water that's been on my

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<v Speaker 2>you know, my bedside table for eight years.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, how do you like your pizza?

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<v Speaker 2>I love a well done mushroom and onion pizza.

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<v Speaker 5>Love love that all right. What is the best dating

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<v Speaker 5>advice you have ever received?

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, the best dating advice I have ever received is Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think, you know, make I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>you know, rapid fire, Jared, rapid fire here, I know

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<v Speaker 2>this is.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's more you're root of the game here,

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<v Speaker 3>this is a deep question.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's to make sure you're happy, you're excited

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<v Speaker 2>for the next step. You know, if you're not excited

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<v Speaker 2>for the next step, then don't do the next step

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<v Speaker 2>at all. Got it? I like that.

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<v Speaker 4>What is your go to cocktail?

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, I've been really deep in the dirty martini game lately.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been drinking dirty Martini's a lot. This is I'm

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<v Speaker 2>what they call an alcoholic, so I really will drink

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<v Speaker 2>everything and anything, and I've I've moved on, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Vauka soda and have a tequila on the rocks. But

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<v Speaker 2>right now, a cold cold, even with ice chips in it,

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<v Speaker 2>dirty dirty martini.

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<v Speaker 6>It's nice when you get on a new kick.

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<v Speaker 2>Right I'm really kicking with a dirty martini right now,

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<v Speaker 2>and I like it cold and in a Martini glass

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<v Speaker 2>that's way too big.

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<v Speaker 5>I started drinking dirty martiniz when I went on The

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<v Speaker 5>Bachelor because they're not high in sugar and they're not

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<v Speaker 5>carbonated dangerous. Oh yeah, yeah, well I think got me

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<v Speaker 5>when I first started drinking about the show. I definitely

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<v Speaker 5>had a few moments where they were like, okay, straight

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<v Speaker 5>to that's enough. Who is one person living or not

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<v Speaker 5>that you would like to have dinner with?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I would love to have dinner with Adam Sandler.

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<v Speaker 2>I would just like it.

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<v Speaker 4>Answer.

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<v Speaker 6>He seems like a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like you guys would get along. I feel

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<v Speaker 5>like that would be a funny dinner to be out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would really like to just meet him, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And like I've heard that he sent messages to some

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<v Speaker 2>people I know of like liking their stuff, and like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'd love to hear what he I have

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<v Speaker 2>a whole bit about Jewish women on this special, and

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to hear what he thought.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what is one word or phrase that your friends

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<v Speaker 5>used to describe you?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I hope it's nice things. They probably say.

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<v Speaker 2>He one word or phrase? Uh long shitter. Okay, nice,

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<v Speaker 2>always on the toilet.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, your friends are way different.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to end, but we're going to leave you

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<v Speaker 2>one more.

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<v Speaker 4>What is the current screensaver on your phone? We'll end

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<v Speaker 4>it on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's a picture of New York. It's a picture

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<v Speaker 2>like the skyline, which is you know, at my core.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a basic, uh, a basic, basic bitch. That's me

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<v Speaker 2>at my core, just you know, having you know, what

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<v Speaker 2>are they called pumpkin spice lattes all day? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>dancing around the city and you know, the West Village

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<v Speaker 2>all night.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's that's nothing wrong with that, Jack Lizen.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm proud of it.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm slat season.

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<v Speaker 1>It's coming sooner than you think it's coming. All right, Jared,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much for being here. Let our listeners

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<v Speaker 1>know where they can find you in about your upcoming special.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't thank you guys enough for having me on and

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<v Speaker 2>being so gracious. I'm going to have a Netflix special

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<v Speaker 2>which is like the Dream come true. It's called thirty

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<v Speaker 2>seven and Single. It's premiering on August fifteenth. Is relatability

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<v Speaker 2>is what I do? You know if you go have

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<v Speaker 2>ever read my stuff or seen my tweets or seeing

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<v Speaker 2>my stand up. That's what I do. It's about dating,

0:47:38.920 --> 0:47:41.360
<v Speaker 2>it's about breakups, it's about my parents trying to fix

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<v Speaker 2>me up. It's about the Bachelor, It's about eating and

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<v Speaker 2>body issues and all that stuff. So if any of

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<v Speaker 2>those and Jews, so, if any of those subjects speak

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<v Speaker 2>to you, I think you're gonna love it. So August fifteenth, Netflix,

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<v Speaker 2>it's called thirty seven and Single, and I'm at Jared

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<v Speaker 2>Freed on Instagram. So thank you guys so much.

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<v Speaker 1>I really do appreciate it, of course, and thank you

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<v Speaker 1>to our listeners for tuning in.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't forget new episodes of The Bachler I air every

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<v Speaker 5>Monday at eight seventh Central and ABC and then stream

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<v Speaker 5>the next day on Hulu.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and make sure to tune in to new episodes

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<v Speaker 1>of Bachler Happy Hour every week. We are going to

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<v Speaker 1>have some great guests on. We've got all kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>exclusive interviews coming up, so don't forget to subscribe.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you again, everyone, Do not forget to go follow

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<v Speaker 5>Jared on Instagram, listen to his podcast, watch his comedy special.

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<v Speaker 5>It's going to be hilarious, and we will see you

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<v Speaker 5>all next time.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye,