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Speaker 1: What's up at your nation? Welcome back to another episode

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Speaker 1: of Bachelor Happy Hour. We have a very special day

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Speaker 1: comedian Jared Freed. You may know him from The Bachelor.

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Speaker 1: He has a Netflix special at thirty seven and single,

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Speaker 1: Am I right?

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Speaker 2: That's right? Thirty seven singles on Netflix August fifteenth.

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Speaker 3: Thank you guys for having me.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy to be here, both with you, both

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Speaker 2: the Bachelorrick couple here.

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Speaker 4: We're happy to have you.

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Speaker 5: So what happens if you get into a relationship before

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Speaker 5: the special drops?

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Speaker 6: He's only got I only got two weeks?

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, well, yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if I would say this is a snapshot

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Speaker 2: of my life on December of twenty twenty two, and

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Speaker 2: that's when we shot it, and it's all jokes about

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Speaker 2: if you're single and just annoyed at being single and

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Speaker 2: single life and dating apps and your friend's trying to

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Speaker 2: help and your parents trying to help it, I would

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Speaker 2: say relatability is high. There's some And as you guys know,

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Speaker 2: I've been making I've been the troll of the Bachelor

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Speaker 2: Nation for.

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Speaker 3: All these years. I've been yelling at the TV.

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Speaker 2: I have Bachelor material in the special and kind of

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Speaker 2: relating it to my life because as you guys know

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Speaker 2: of people who've been on the show, you know, before

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Speaker 2: you go on, someone's like, you should go on, you

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Speaker 2: should go on. Like if you're a single person who

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Speaker 2: knows The Bachelor has been around The Bachelor, it's always

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Speaker 2: something that said to you if you're a fan of

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Speaker 2: the show, and people know that, you should submit.

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Speaker 3: So I talk about that type of.

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Speaker 2: Stuff and why I could never go on the show,

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Speaker 2: but I you know, and then to talk about gender

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Speaker 2: reveal parties and you know, body issues and late night

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Speaker 2: eating and it's really meant to be something that everyone

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Speaker 2: can enjoy, you know, friends, family, make a date night,

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Speaker 2: watch it with your parents, watch it with someone you know,

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Speaker 2: your friends on a you know, with a glass of wine,

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Speaker 2: and it's just super exciting, like you know, it's it's

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Speaker 2: it's why I like watching The Bachelor.

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Speaker 3: I love watching The Bachelor because it's relatable every bat.

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Speaker 2: You know, when people say, oh, it's fair, I get

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Speaker 2: really annoyed because I love. To me, the Bachelor's professional wrestling.

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Speaker 2: It's like WWE. Yeah, maybe the maybe all the surroundings

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Speaker 2: are fake and the characters are maybe a little heightened,

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Speaker 2: but You're still gotta jump off the top rope.

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Speaker 3: You're still gonna take the bumps.

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Speaker 2: You're still gonna get first kiss and get dumped and

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Speaker 2: say I love you, and say and and ask someone

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Speaker 2: to you know, meet their parents, and meet the parents

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Speaker 2: and get dumped after me and the parents. So it's

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Speaker 2: all like a vessel to be able to relate to

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Speaker 2: your own life, because that's what we all do. What

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Speaker 2: would I do in charity shoes? What would I do

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Speaker 2: in you know, Aaron B's shoes? All these things? And

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Speaker 2: what would I do when you know, grocery Joe's shoes?

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Speaker 2: He goes on the show for one minute the grocery

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Speaker 2: store Joe, excuse me, sorry, I forgot your middle name.

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Speaker 2: I like, what would I do if I went on

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Speaker 2: this show for fifteen minutes and all of a sudden

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Speaker 2: became this mega star? How would I deal with this?

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Speaker 2: So I think it's all like this is why I

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Speaker 2: love the show and I'm happy to be here with

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Speaker 2: you guys, So thank you for having me.

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Speaker 6: If you're if you're still single, you should go on.

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Speaker 2: I can't no, no, no, no, I'm joking.

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Speaker 3: I'm too I'm too chubby.

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Speaker 2: I the camera adds twenty pounds for me fifty pounds.

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Speaker 3: I next to the batchea.

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Speaker 2: Because the one thing you realize very quickly when I

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Speaker 2: meet you guys, when I meet the you know, the

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Speaker 2: the Greek gods and goddesses that go on this show,

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Speaker 2: is you guys are TV ready? Like there's like I

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Speaker 2: had six martinis last night, Like I am, there's no

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Speaker 2: TV ready over here. I'm happy to be watching for

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Speaker 2: my apartment alone, yelling at the TV like a loser.

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Speaker 2: I'm okay with that, Dared.

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Speaker 5: Before we get into all the bacheloration questions, I just

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Speaker 5: remembered this, and now that I have you in friend me,

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Speaker 5: I have to bringest to you.

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Speaker 4: So what am I?

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Speaker 5: One of my girlfriends is a fan of Bachelor, is

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Speaker 5: a fan of you, listens to like all your podcasts,

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Speaker 5: and she listens to them before she goes to bed.

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Speaker 5: And you do, like a question, submit your questions dating podcasts?

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Speaker 4: I guess right, the U.

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Speaker 3: A podcast we take emails fromsters and give advice.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, that podcast. And she's like, I'm listening. I'm listening.

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Speaker 4: I'm falling asleep.

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Speaker 5: I'm almost in my freakin' rem and I hear someone

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Speaker 5: has sent a question about me, about my data?

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Speaker 4: Do you know what she saw?

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Speaker 2: You know? So you got So we play a game

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Speaker 2: on U podcast, which is a dating and relaysia podcast,

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Speaker 2: and if anyone usually the UF podcast gets sent to

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Speaker 2: people during a breakup. It's in like the basket of

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Speaker 2: goodies that someone gets to like, you know, be you know,

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Speaker 2: rocked like a baby back to health. You know. So

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Speaker 2: what We play a game called red Flag deal Breaker,

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Speaker 2: and a man from Toronto sent in a red Flag

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Speaker 2: deal Breaker asking and red flag means I notice it,

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Speaker 2: but I'll still date them.

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Speaker 3: Deal Breaker means I'm out.

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Speaker 2: And you know, red flags have kind of trended on

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Speaker 2: on TikTok. We've been doing this game for six years now,

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Speaker 2: like it's it's crazy. We had a hard game we made,

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Speaker 2: so you have this one thing happened? Do you keep

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Speaker 2: going or do you say I'm out? And the one

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Speaker 2: thing they sent in for us to discuss was that

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Speaker 2: Serena Pitt was I don't know if I hear this,

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Speaker 2: so that they they went on a date with Serena

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Speaker 2: and she was engaged with some guy from the show. No, No,

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Speaker 2: that wasn't.

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Speaker 3: I look at you're in So no, the the basically

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Speaker 3: someone that's friends with Serena.

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Speaker 2: All their pictures on Hinge were of the girl and Serena,

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Speaker 2: So it was like red flag or deal breaker. All

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Speaker 2: of their pictures on the dating app are with a

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Speaker 2: celebrity and are with someone that's recognizable. Are they trying

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Speaker 2: to attain clout of.

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Speaker 3: A certain nature?

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Speaker 2: They were basically asking, is this person trying to suck

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Speaker 2: the Hollywood out of Serena to try and you know,

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Speaker 2: glamorize themselves to get a date?

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Speaker 3: And and and we had a we actually had a lengthy.

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Speaker 2: Conversation where we were like you could have one picture

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Speaker 3: And then like Jordana was like, not a you know,

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Speaker 2: She's like, I don't know Serena, So to me, this

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Speaker 2: is just you know, and we were kind of talking

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Speaker 2: about like having the same person in your profile multiple

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Speaker 2: times is just kind of weird in general, not you know,

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Speaker 2: like do you know who this was? Serena?

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Speaker 4: This is one of my best friends.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, and I will say it was only like

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Speaker 5: two or three out of her like six photos, right.

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Speaker 2: Right, tell the former finance guy knows what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 3: Fifty percent that's a big percentage.

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Speaker 5: I would not be surprised if she's redone her profile

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Speaker 5: since you said that, but I would also have be

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Speaker 5: surprised if it looks exactly the same.

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Speaker 4: So I'm gonna have radio check.

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Speaker 2: And it's hard to have this conversation because we were like,

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Speaker 2: you know, there becomes the discussion of like, how big

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Speaker 2: a celebrity is Serena. And I've met you before, Serena,

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Speaker 2: you don't come off as like I'm the biggest celebrity in.

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Speaker 3: The world, like you You're a very normal person.

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Speaker 2: Like right, that was the wish.

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Speaker 3: I did, the biggest celebrity in the world.

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Speaker 2: Behavior. So then it became this like weird discussion of like,

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Speaker 2: is Serena like a big enough celebrity to be a

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Speaker 2: big brag? Is it? Like? And I was like, listen,

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Speaker 2: if it was three pictures in the profile, it would

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Speaker 2: take me the first three to wonder who is this person?

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Speaker 3: Because that's the problem.

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Speaker 2: Generally, the problem on a dating profile is if you

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Speaker 2: know it's like this where's Waldo game? Some people's just

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Speaker 2: them with friends and you're like, oh my god, who

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Speaker 2: am I trying to make love to here?

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Speaker 3: You know, like one of my you know, like and

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Speaker 3: so it.

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Speaker 2: Was a fun discussion, but it happened to you know,

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Speaker 2: embroil bring you into the fray of the UF podcast.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and her as one of your listeners, which

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Speaker 5: was an extraordinarily she's a listener.

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Speaker 4: She's just a listener. She was just listening.

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Speaker 1: And then then then all of a sudden you're talking

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Speaker 1: about her, which is got to be crazy. But you

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Speaker 1: do talk about the cast and you write profiles for everyone.

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Speaker 2: So the cool thing about having a special on Netflix

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Speaker 2: is like, I've never really been plucked from obscurity. Everything

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Speaker 2: I've done has been this like I'll put stuff on

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Speaker 2: the Internet that I think are funny and hopefully people

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Speaker 2: come my way. So one of my ideas early on

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Speaker 2: was that The Bachelor puts out all these profiles of

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Speaker 3: So I was like, I'll take and they used to only.

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Speaker 2: Put out a picture and their name and their age,

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Speaker 2: just make it was a forum for me to be

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Speaker 2: funny and make jokes. Then The Bachelor started writing full

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Speaker 2: on profiles, question and answers with the contestants, so it

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Speaker 2: made my job like a thousand times easier because there's

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Speaker 2: like now a million things to make fun of. So

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Speaker 2: it's weird because now I'm going on all these podcasts

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Speaker 2: and I've written about you guys before even meeting you

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Speaker 2: on camera.

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Speaker 3: So I took your profile and I'm going to read

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Speaker 3: you both the.

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Speaker 4: Profile ask I'm sweating. I don't know, okay, I'm so

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Speaker 4: nervous to hear that.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to read Joe's first, because it was long ago.

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Speaker 2: I don't even have like this might have been before

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Speaker 2: they did, so, yeah, you're ready, I don't think.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I'm pretty sure they didn't. I think

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they wrote anything for us. I

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Speaker 1: feel like they said our name, where we were from,

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Speaker 1: and our age. But yeah, let's see, well you did

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Speaker 1: have more information because I did have.

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Speaker 2: Okay, ready, So this was Joe's in twenty eighteen. I

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Speaker 2: wrote this like, thank God for Google, Like you know,

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Speaker 2: I can I have it all. I was like I

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Speaker 2: searched this and it's like crazy. So and again I

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Speaker 2: get like weird because it's like my writing. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I hope I've gotten better. Okay, ready, let's go. Joe

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Speaker 2: left the stock exchange to own a grocery store. Some

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Speaker 2: women will get nostalgia and be like, that's what Corey

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Speaker 2: Matthews dad did on the show. Then imagine a life

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Speaker 2: living next to mister Feenie and having a girlfriend who's

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Speaker 2: too hot for him. Others will think didn't Amazon just

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Speaker 2: get into the grocery business and think that Joe isn't

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Speaker 2: the type of decision maker that will win this show.

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Speaker 2: Becca will be like, hey, boys, meet me at the

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Speaker 2: You know, age is Joe, You and I you know,

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Speaker 3: But now it's given me some inspiration. So thank you

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Speaker 1: Oh that was good, thank you for that. That was

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Speaker 2: I hated it. Okay, I just remember the grocery store thing.

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Speaker 2: I don't know who, what God you prayed to Joe.

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Speaker 3: And I wish you were the best and I love

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Speaker 1: The grocery yeah, how the grocery thing just just caught fire.

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Speaker 2: It's such a Hallmark movie thing. It's like I can

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Speaker 4: It's like, say, the inn.

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Speaker 2: You uh, and you gotta look and you got you know,

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Speaker 2: the Italian as shocks. You're mister shocks. Yeah no, it's uh,

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Speaker 2: I love Hometowns. It's my favorite episode of the season always.

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Speaker 2: I think it's great. Really, it's Serena's it's Serena's least favorite.

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Speaker 5: So I actually I didn't mind this one. I find

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Speaker 2: I just love the idea, Like you know, when someone

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Speaker 2: They're they're probably like told like I don't know, I

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Speaker 3: I'm always like just fascinated, Like I guess there.

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Speaker 2: Was one, you know, Joey's uncle to me is the

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Speaker 7: It's like, what are you saying? Why are you? Why

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Speaker 7: like my uncle. I'd be like I would look at

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Speaker 2: What do you say? Like I would pull if I'm Joey,

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Speaker 2: I'm pulling aside my uncle and be like, what the

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Speaker 2: hell did you say to her? Did you say did

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Speaker 3: The real meat?

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Speaker 2: You know what this show is all about. There's literally

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Speaker 6: The best is you're not even You're not even my dad, you're.

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Speaker 2: My You're some random guy.

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Speaker 3: And he shows up to tennis, like he says, and tennis.

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Speaker 2: Coaches are kind of like notoriously like characters if you

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Speaker 3: Well, why don't you have a compliment, Uncle Joe. You

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Speaker 2: I hated Uncle Joe in a way that like, and

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Speaker 1: This was my I'm laughing so hard because this was

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Speaker 5: He was like, why is Uncle Joe throwing Joey under

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Speaker 4: I don't know him at all.

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Speaker 3: Like what are you saying to charity? I yeah, it was.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know what he's gonna say. You can't

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Speaker 1: I mean I had so many family members like that too,

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Speaker 6: I'm just like I'm sitting there like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: And I actually I'm gonna I'm gonna go way back

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Speaker 6: Jared, you'll recap episodes, You'll scream.

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Speaker 5: I know what Joe's gonna bring up because I thought

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Speaker 2: We're just jump back and we're gonna jump back into

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Speaker 1: But it was because it was hometowns on Zach season

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Speaker 6: And you're going, who are you dating?

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Speaker 3: This is a ding I would watch?

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Speaker 6: You should be Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 3: I was crying well when Ariel was on the show.

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Speaker 3: She's like here, you.

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Speaker 2: Know how what did she give him? Like, uh, like

440
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,880
Speaker 2: a cafilterficial Like cafil division is like something you have

441
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,120
Speaker 2: like at the high holidays and like you would never

442
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,840
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, I'll have a Maza wall soup. The

443
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,000
Speaker 2: caffild official is like what are you doing to us

444
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,199
Speaker 2: as Jews area, Like why are you trying? Like this

445
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,520
Speaker 2: felt like they were on Fear Factor and they did

446
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,520
Speaker 2: like the food section of Fear Factory.

447
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,919
Speaker 5: This show was definitely like, look, you could order a

448
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,800
Speaker 5: pastrami sandwich or you could order something else, and let's

449
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,600
Speaker 5: go something totally shocking that Zach and be like you're

450
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,240
Speaker 5: gonna really make me tongue right now?

451
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 6: Funny?

452
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:09,200
Speaker 1: Okay, So back to hometowns. We just covered Joey's Aaron's hometown.

453
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Speaker 1: I don't I don't really think there's much to cover

454
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 1: on it. I think it was just classic and just

455
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,400
Speaker 1: like your nice hometown.

456
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,760
Speaker 2: I will say about Aaron's hometown is that and I

457
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,919
Speaker 2: have to quiet down my neighbor below just hit the

458
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,640
Speaker 2: bottom of my floor. I got too excited about Fish.

459
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:29,480
Speaker 2: I know. I'm sorry. Aaron to me has been kind

460
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:33,399
Speaker 2: of like Aaron rings to me, very unnatural the whole season.

461
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,760
Speaker 2: I don't know how you guys feel. It feels like

462
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,399
Speaker 2: he's reading a script. But there was one part a

463
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:40,439
Speaker 2: couple episodes where he's giving a massage to charity and

464
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 2: you're like, and you're like, and he he gave off

465
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 2: the energy of like my girlfriend's best friend who actually

466
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,400
Speaker 2: likes her. Like he's like a little uncomfortable. He never

467
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 2: like it always feels performative. It feels like he's saying

468
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,159
Speaker 2: what he thinks he's supposed to say. And then you

469
00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:01,120
Speaker 2: get to his house and his family is so nice

470
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,159
Speaker 2: in a way that my family would never open up

471
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 2: to each other. Like, I don't know about you guys, Like,

472
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 2: were you prepared to like tell your parents how much

473
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 2: they you love them if they were to be on

474
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Speaker 2: the show.

475
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 3: Like I I, it doesn't it.

476
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys felt the same.

477
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 3: We're on yeah.

478
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Speaker 4: Show, and I definitely did not.

479
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Speaker 5: Actually, I thought I thought his hometown was lovely, but

480
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 5: I agree, I wasn't prepared for his hometown to be

481
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 5: like that. Based on what we've seen of him on

482
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:32,639
Speaker 5: this show, I find him not like super super warm necessarily.

483
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,879
Speaker 5: And his family was like the warmest family ever. And

484
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 5: I was saying to Joe in our recap like it

485
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 5: was like it was like a moment for his family

486
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 5: versus like a moment for Charity and his family, Like

487
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,160
Speaker 5: I felt like him telling his family he loves them

488
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 5: and them saying we're proud of you with like that

489
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Speaker 5: was the hometown.

490
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Speaker 2: I couldn't agree more. And honestly, like I kind of

491
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:56,919
Speaker 2: came away from that being like this is kind of

492
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 2: unfair to Charity because it was like, look how much

493
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,919
Speaker 2: we love each other. How could you say no to

494
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 2: this family? You know, like, you know, the dad's talking about, well,

495
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,120
Speaker 2: we do Christmas here. It's like, yeah, who the fuck

496
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 2: doesn't do Christmas at their house?

497
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:12,880
Speaker 3: He was talking about it.

498
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,679
Speaker 2: Like it was a special holiday literally right right, Like

499
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 2: it was weird, and it's like you kind of put

500
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 2: these people, you know, put Charity into a position of

501
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 2: guilt where it's like, what you don't want to do

502
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 2: Christmas the way we It's like, yeah, everyone goes home

503
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 2: for Christmas. I don't know what you're even me a Jew,

504
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 2: I go home and have Chinese food on Christmas, like

505
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 2: the idea that like, oh, we do things differently here,

506
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 2: and you're like one, you know, like I don't know.

507
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,159
Speaker 2: It was he tried the locker.

508
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 1: He tried the locker in for Christmas just in case

509
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,719
Speaker 1: they got married. He wanted to get the first Christmas.

510
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, He's like, you're feel we could have Thanksgiving, but

511
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,880
Speaker 5: like just letting you know we do Christmas, which honestly

512
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 5: is something my dad would do.

513
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Speaker 4: So I kind of related to that.

514
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 2: It was, which is hilarious and also unfair, like you're

515
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 2: putting you know in I agree. It felt like this

516
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 2: whole thing was about this family being like, you know

517
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 2: what the cameras are here, let's open up to one

518
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 2: another and say what we've been holding in our whole lives.

519
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:06,160
Speaker 2: Cause like, but I.

520
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 5: Don't think they're the first family to do that. I

521
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 5: know there's a lot of families, and I don't know

522
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 5: what it is, if it's like the preparation or like

523
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,679
Speaker 5: you've been away from each other for so long or what.

524
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 5: But I do find for whatever reason, like hometowns like

525
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 5: opens family up to Like this discussion of like how

526
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 5: much they love each other, especially for these families that

527
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 5: like it seems like don't do it a lot. Like

528
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 5: I remember Nate on Michelle season, Like I think we

529
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 5: saw that with his family too, Like him and his

530
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 5: dad had this convo where like they basically said I

531
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 5: love you to each other for the first time ever.

532
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 5: It's like putting like a mic in a camera in

533
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 5: front of someone does but like it's bringing families together.

534
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Speaker 1: I still you know, if I had to film my

535
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: family for for when I went on Paradise the second time,

536
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 1: and all my dad said was.

537
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Speaker 6: I don't care what you do, just don't cry on TV.

538
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Speaker 4: Missed out on your hometown?

539
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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I mean I would have loved to have

540
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 8: seen Joe's hometown just based on that one little interaction alone,

541
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 8: because you know what it is.

542
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 2: I think, Serena, I don't know if you guys have

543
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 2: been sponsored by this is gonna be a free plug,

544
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 2: but like you've been sponsored by story Worth. They've sponsored

545
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 2: our podcast and story Worth basically will email your parents

546
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,400
Speaker 2: and then ask them questions that you'd be too uncomfortable

547
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 2: to ask, Like it'd be like, how did you know

548
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,919
Speaker 2: tell us how you write to us? An emails how

549
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 2: you met, and they put it together in a book

550
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 2: for your parents. It's a free plug for story worth.

551
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 2: But I would say I always say during the ad,

552
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I would never ask my parents these questions,

553
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 2: and you might open a door that you would never open.

554
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 2: So I do think what happens on these hometowns is

555
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 2: there's a producer who's like, I got to get the goods.

556
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 2: And you know how producers are. I've been on sets

557
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 2: where the producer's like asking a question, you go, I

558
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,959
Speaker 2: guess I've never thought of it that way, and they

559
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 2: have you answer it certain ways. I think this is

560
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 2: something that's happening here where the producer is next to

561
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 2: the kid and he goes, tell, how do you feel

562
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 2: about you? You know, Aaron B. Making you know, finding

563
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 2: a woman? And then the dad's like, well, I've never

564
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 2: been asked this question before. Yes, it is funny that

565
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 2: some parents buy it, buy into it more than others.

566
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 2: And Aaron B's definitely like the example of like I

567
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 2: was like, should I be here right now? That was

568
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 2: kind of my takeaway.

569
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Speaker 4: Yes, you know what's so funny. I don't know if

570
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 4: you know this.

571
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Speaker 3: Aaron B.

572
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:22,439
Speaker 4: Is really close with Aaron Clancy. Really, Yeah, don't you

573
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,199
Speaker 4: surprise you?

574
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 2: It does because Aaron Clancy's the San Diego bro.

575
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, and they couldn't be any more different.

576
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I find them incredibly different. I'd like to see

577
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 5: them in person interacting together.

578
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 2: Right. I compared Aaron and James to two bouncers at

579
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 2: a night club in San Diego. That's their their energy

580
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 2: was you know, we dragged people out of bars energy.

581
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're there.

582
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 1: They definitely have that night at the Roxbury kind of Okay,

583
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 1: let's talk a little bit about let's just move off

584
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: the episode. Just talk about the franchise in a hole.

585
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: You've been covering it for how long?

586
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,479
Speaker 2: What do we want to say? Years? It's been years,

587
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 2: not ten years.

588
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 3: What happened was I remember I was with my brother

589
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 3: and I lived together.

590
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,959
Speaker 2: He's four years younger than me. I'm doing stand up

591
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 2: in New York, and you know, I think I was

592
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 2: sick one night, so I did, like, stayed home and

593
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 2: didn't do stand up. You know, it, didn't do any shows,

594
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 2: and I started just like watching them. I always have

595
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 2: loved reality TV, no matter what. I've watched every reality

596
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 2: TV show, and I always loved what was your.

597
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 6: First reality show because we're around the same age. I

598
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 6: know mine.

599
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 4: I know mine too.

600
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 2: Honestly, it might have been real world, no real world,

601
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 2: real world, and then there's real real world world rules.

602
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 2: And then there was like also the you know what's

603
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 2: the singer that all Ozzy Osbourne? Ozzy Osbourne. I watched

604
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 2: the Osbourne's and the Jess Simpson one, and then I

605
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 2: watched you know, I would watch The Bachelor here and there,

606
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 2: and I loved a dating show. I loved rock a

607
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 2: Love and I love like the Flavor Flave one, and

608
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 2: like I just like anything the surreal life, Like I

609
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 2: just watched all of that stuff. I ate it up,

610
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:02,199
Speaker 2: and especially as I started dating, I would watch it

611
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 2: with like the women I was dating, and you know,

612
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 2: I always kind of saw them like I kind of

613
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 2: could be my funniest in that venue. Like I would

614
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 2: always like make them laugh because I would be like

615
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 2: noticing things that maybe from a different angle I'm just

616
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 2: looking at through my own personal and they're obviously looking

617
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 2: through theirs, and I'm like, and the fun part about

618
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 2: The Bachelor to me is that lets me talk about things.

619
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 2: It gives me a reason to talk about things. So

620
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,199
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, you talk about bringing the you know,

621
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 2: I'll never forget Pilot Pete when he brought when his

622
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 2: mom was freaking out about wanting one girl over another.

623
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, it gave me kind of the avenue to

624
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 2: talk about, like, my mom is the mom of two sons.

625
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 2: You know, Pilot Pete is the son is his mom

626
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 2: has two sons. I and he got crushed when he

627
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 2: was listening to his mom and what she had to say.

628
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 2: And I was sitting there defending him, being like, well,

629
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 2: I can say none of you are giving you know,

630
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 2: the son of a mother any empathy, like and it

631
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 2: was like a kind of a different take at the time,

632
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 2: you know. And then you know, so I started way

633
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 2: back when I would take nights off a stand up

634
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 2: to like live tweet it. And then I started doing

635
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 2: this thing called Dudes Watching rom Coms where I'd watch

636
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 2: rom comms and like commentate on them, and that was

637
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 2: on my Instagram stories. I was like, well, why don't

638
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 2: I combine these two and I'll live scream the show.

639
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 2: So every week I've taken nights off a stand up

640
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 2: to watch the show and yell let it on my

641
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 2: Instagram and you know what it's become is my own show.

642
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 2: Like you know, for stand up, everything's about doing stand

643
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 2: up to me, like I've been doing stand up for

644
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 2: thirteen years. I've been getting on stage every single night

645
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 2: except for Bachelor nights. And I remember I'd go to

646
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 2: the comedy song and they would make fun of me,

647
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 2: like the other comments like what are you doing? Like

648
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 2: and I go. I was like, this is the equivalent

649
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 2: of me having my own show. Like no one ever

650
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 2: cast me anything. I didn't get hired to write for anything.

651
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 2: No one anytime i'd submit, I tried, I was auditioned,

652
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,719
Speaker 2: but it just wasn't happening. And I started so instead

653
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 2: I started podcasts and I started yelling at the batch

654
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 2: and I was like, wow, this is like something people

655
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: are tuning in to see me, you know, which is fun.

656
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 2: And as you see, like if you go to my Instagram,

657
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 2: like I dress up as the characters, I put my face,

658
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 2: you know. As the technology got better, I could do

659
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 2: things on TikTok, so it was like this. It kind

660
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 2: of evolved into my own kind of variety show, which

661
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 2: has been the most fun. And then I get to

662
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 2: meet you guys like, which has been like you know

663
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 2: it's funny because like I talk a lot of shit.

664
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 2: I've talked shit about both of you. I just read

665
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 2: you heard it, but right, and it is a joke

666
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 2: and it's meant to be ball busty, and I'm not

667
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 2: looking to like ruin anyone's day or night. And it's

668
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 2: cool when people get it, you know, like when you

669
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 2: guys laugh along with it, Like I think it's cool

670
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 2: and it's not meant to like, you know, sometimes I

671
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 2: get sent these things that are like, you know, I

672
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 2: can see people try try to like send me the

673
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 2: jokes they have, and I'm like, you should probably stay

674
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 2: on the sidelines. You should probably be a fewer as

675
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 2: opposed to a commentator. But and I'm sure you guys

676
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 2: get these messages that are heinous and also really nice

677
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 2: too because people, you know, it's nice that you get

678
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 2: to give people an opportunity to like put their brain

679
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 2: on the shelf and you know, stop thinking about their

680
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 2: own issues.

681
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's usually always it's always more good than bad. Oh,

682
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 6: what is one thing?

683
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you wish the franchise did differently?

684
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have so many ideas. I mean,

685
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 2: the Golden Bachelor, I've been talking about for years. The

686
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: Golden Bachelor's going to be fantastic. I can't wait. I

687
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 2: am so excited in a weird way because the Bachelor works,

688
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 2: and you know, the Bachelor is good because you have

689
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 2: to have some reality to your reality TV. So I

690
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 2: think the Bachelor's great because it is realistic for twenty

691
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 2: seven year old women to want to marry a guy

692
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 2: who's in his thirties or younger whatever. I think when

693
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 2: you flip it, it was always less realistic to have

694
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 2: like these twenty four year old dudes be like fighting

695
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,239
Speaker 2: to get married. It just never rang true, especially from

696
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 2: the type of guy who wanted to go on the show.

697
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 2: I always thought they should have made the Bachelorette like

698
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 2: this woman who's killing it in whatever industry she's in

699
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 2: off of a divorce of some kind and just like

700
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 2: a boss ass like thirty eight year old woman. And

701
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 2: then you make the men on the show in their

702
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 2: forties and fifties, and I always thought that was like

703
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 2: a more fun angle, because men in their forties or

704
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 2: the fifties are a little bit embarrassing in the way

705
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 2: like they they've they've made it in some sort of career.

706
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 2: They're a little bit too cocky. They're only surrounded by

707
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 2: a French you know, friends of their own making. They

708
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 2: don't really go outside of their own bubbles, so they

709
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 2: would be hilarious. And then you'd have this like boss

710
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 2: ass chick who's like, you know, turning down these overconfident

711
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 2: dudes in shirts with Paisley collars and cuffs. Like I

712
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 2: just thought that would be like the evolution of this show.

713
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 2: So I always thought where this is going where Like

714
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 2: I thought The Bachelor is a better version of this,

715
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 2: But I do think it's gonna be great with about

716
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: Golden Batcheler. That was all. And then the other thing

717
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 2: I always wanted was no more fantasy suite. We act

718
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 2: we had the reality suite, which is which they ended

719
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 2: up doing last season. Katie and I was like, you

720
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 2: send the couple to Ikea and they put a bed

721
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 2: together and then they see if they want to fuck,

722
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 2: so you have like instead of you know, and then

723
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 2: Katie and Zach kind of did that. They like went

724
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 2: and built a bed. I'm like, that's more of whatever. Yeah,

725
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 2: they went they Zach, you don't remember that, you're probably

726
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 2: I mean that was her date was like, help me

727
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 2: move into Austin. So I was for her hometown, right,

728
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 2: it was her hometown, yes, So I those were always

729
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 2: things that I wanted. I also, like, you know, I've

730
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 2: always thought the show needed to evolve to include phones,

731
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 2: Like I thought that like, hey, we're going to go

732
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 2: through your dms like that should have been you know,

733
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 2: an event and go you know, like I just think,

734
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 2: like this connection to what it's really like to date

735
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty four, I thought we should have been

736
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 2: moving towards that in a certain way. And I think

737
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 2: The Golden Bachelor is a little bit of that because again,

738
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 2: like we all want to watch our dad date if

739
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 2: he has you know, if maybe you know, he doesn't

740
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 2: have someone and he's looking to find someone, Like, wouldn't

741
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 2: that be fun? So that's cool?

742
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're excited to watch it. I know,

743
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 5: we were on Chicks in the Office the other week

744
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 5: and Rio was like, I'm.

745
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,439
Speaker 4: Here for the granny drama. I'm ready to watch them

746
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 4: fight each other.

747
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you don't get any of the bullshit of

748
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: like hair for the wrong reasons, like everyone on that well,

749
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,439
Speaker 1: I mean, but everyone on that show.

750
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 5: And at the same time, if there's like a seventy

751
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 5: five year old. That's like there for instant followers like

752
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 5: I just don't that's much.

753
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 4: That's even better, right, yeah, right right?

754
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 2: And and also just like you know, listen, we all

755
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 2: have parents and we all watch them like kind of

756
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 2: move through this twenty twenty three world that they're not

757
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 2: really you know, aird for in a certain sense, like

758
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,240
Speaker 2: once they get outside of their kind of comfy bubbles,

759
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 2: and it's like, that's what we want to see. We

760
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 2: want to see someone who's you know, it kind of

761
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 2: feels like twenty people in their twenties, thirties, whatever. We

762
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 2: all know what's acceptable on camera. It's gonna be fun

763
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 2: to see someone kind of just be a normal person

764
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 2: on camera. And I hope that's what the.

765
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: Case is well because and I think of because of

766
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: social media, everyone's so self aware now that it's hard

767
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: to get people to just really be themselves and just

768
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: be like fuck it like there used to Reality TV

769
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: used to go on and people like The Bachelor back

770
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,879
Speaker 1: in the day. I'm assuming people were just like, yeah,

771
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: I'm going on TV.

772
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm gonna go on TV, I'm gonna do

773
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 5: and say whatever I want, and then I'm gonna go home,

774
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 5: and I'm only gonna have to hear feedback about it

775
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 5: from my family and friends.

776
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 4: I move on with my life and maybe my co workers.

777
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 5: Whereas now there's so much self awareness going on these

778
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 5: shows because you know that you're gonna hear feedback from

779
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 5: all these people on social media.

780
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 2: This is why I was a Braiden fan. I thought Braiden,

781
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 2: you know, I like it was.

782
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 3: I liked him.

783
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 2: He was. I think he was. Ultimately he was proven

784
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 2: to be himself, Like it didn't seem like, you know,

785
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 2: he was wild.

786
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 3: He was a little bit fun. He was, but that's

787
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 3: why he was fun to watch.

788
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 2: Like I don't think we're gonna see him without ear

789
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 2: rings ever again, Like he's gonna have dangly earrings. He

790
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 2: and he even said a very honest thing. He's like,

791
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 2: who could get married after this much time getting to

792
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 2: know someone like he was being open and honest, like

793
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 2: and generally people know not to say that on the

794
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 2: on The Bachelor, and he came out and said it,

795
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 2: so I I that's why I kind of liked him.

796
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 6: I liked I thought he was. I thought he was

797
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 6: fun to watch.

798
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: Uh, if if you had a best friend, let's say

799
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: your best friend was going on the show, is there

800
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: a season you would suggest for that person to watch,

801
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: to watch like in preparation, in preparation, Yeah, I talking.

802
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 5: About this the other week, like if you're going on

803
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 5: The Bachelor, the batchel At, like just watch at least

804
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 5: one season, like don't go in blind, like don't show

805
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 5: up and be like, oh, I've never seen an episode,

806
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 5: like I don't know what I'm getting myself into. And

807
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 5: then we were like, what season would be like the

808
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 5: season for Bachelor and Bachelorette to like prep yourself to

809
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 5: go on this show.

810
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 2: Probably Hannah G or not Hannah g Hannah Hannah Brown.

811
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,760
Speaker 2: Hannah Brown season. I think I'm gonna do a rewatch

812
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 2: of that season.

813
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 3: It has it all.

814
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 2: It has like Hannah Brown season has like first of all,

815
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 2: like the way Tyler conducted himself, like you just see

816
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 2: like he you go okay, you know, like I don't

817
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 2: know Tyler to me, like Tyler Cameron, Like basically she's

818
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 2: like I don't want to fuck you because I know

819
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 2: I want to fuck you. And then he's like okay,

820
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 2: and then he's considered like a feminist icon. But like

821
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 2: just to see how that kind of unfolded and to

822
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 2: see that guy what was his name, Luke p Luke

823
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 2: P and the way he acted and kind of just

824
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 2: seemed like he was like out of his mind, you know,

825
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 2: like and and to see the Peter stuff that happened

826
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 2: with the you know, the windmill, Like I think that

827
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: kind of had everything in it, like where it had

828
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 2: like the you know, it had drama with the fantasy suites.

829
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 2: It kind of showed you, like how to be a

830
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 2: mench on the show. It showed you how to stand out.

831
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 2: It showed you what stands out and what people don't

832
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,919
Speaker 2: like and what people like. So I think that would

833
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 2: be a good season for someone to watch.

834
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 6: I like that.

835
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: And then last question before we get into a game,

836
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: you're Mount Rushmore.

837
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 3: See I.

838
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 2: And then here's the other thing it's been it's been

839
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 2: a while, I guess my Mount Rushmore.

840
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 3: I was a.

841
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 2: Huge Jojo fan. I was just a huge like, couldn't

842
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 2: have been a bigger fan of her. And the comfy,

843
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 2: cozy sweaters she used to wear. That was like a

844
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 2: big thing. Wait what she used to always wear these

845
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 2: sweaters that I'd be like, she just looked like she

846
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 2: was like she is commercial.

847
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 4: Like yeah, she likes. She likes a good knit sweater.

848
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 2: Loved a good knit I would say, who that guy, Chad?

849
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 2: I mean like he was just such a wild kid

850
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:16,240
Speaker 2: from her season.

851
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: He was a wild child, that he was wild great

852
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 1: nowadays too, right.

853
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 2: I loved Claire just because you know Claire, you know,

854
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,439
Speaker 2: on her own season. You're like, oh, I can tell

855
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 2: like why dating has been kind of difficult, like you know,

856
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 2: like you kind of watch the way she goes through

857
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 2: these things and it's like, you know, and we're all

858
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 2: in our own way and dating again, like I'm thirty

859
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 2: seven and single on the special I talk about it.

860
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, I mentioned the special like I'm

861
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 2: the issue when you get to it. And you know,

862
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 2: also Claire was it wasn't really fair that and I

863
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 2: the audience didn't like Claire because because they made her

864
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 2: like oh, it's the elder bachelorette and it's like she's

865
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 2: thirty five, Like fuck off, Like it was like almost

866
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 2: like this like shitty, like oh here's what we think

867
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 2: of the audience thing too? Yeah, yeah, gradually right, and

868
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 2: you're like, I'm older than this person. Can can am

869
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,919
Speaker 2: I going to pass away? Soon?

870
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 3: Like you know, like the way it was talked about.

871
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 3: But so I really liked.

872
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 2: Watching Claire and I will say Ari is one of

873
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 2: those like underrated bachelors because his season, the way it

874
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 2: ended with Becca and Lauren I think her name was Yeah,

875
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 2: that's one of the more wild endings to any season,

876
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 2: like the idea that they all signed that he signed

877
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 2: up for that Like, well.

878
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: I was, I was following that season like I was.

879
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: I was, I was going on the next season. I

880
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: remember getting the call like a week before and watching

881
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 1: that and thinking, Oh, this is.

882
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 6: Fake, like this is all fake, Like this has right

883
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 6: and be real.

884
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: And that's how I went into the show, thinking like,

885
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: oh this ship, this has got to be fake.

886
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,959
Speaker 6: And then I get there, I'm like, oh no, it's

887
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 6: it's not right.

888
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 2: It's it's just such a that ending, like and I'm

889
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 2: giving a mount rushmore of just like memorable people at

890
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 2: this point, you know, from.

891
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 6: When I neither of us made the fucking list, but

892
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 6: he talked about us. How do you feel about that?

893
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 2: True?

894
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 4: That's okay.

895
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 5: I got paired with horn gree So I'll take that

896
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 5: instead of about rushmore.

897
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 2: Hor I'm doing that on stage night. I'm gonna give

898
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 2: it a show. I don't know if horn gree is

899
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 2: a good enough word for it, but we'll see. But yeah, no, no, no,

900
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 2: there's there's nothing against you, just I guess like I

901
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,280
Speaker 2: love the messiness of the When the show gets messy

902
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 2: is when I'm like and it's just when I'm just

903
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 2: like again Pilot, Pete's mom might be on that Mount

904
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 2: Rushmore for me, like she was just such an intricate

905
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 2: part of that season, like in a way that was

906
00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 2: like Chef's Kiss, Like there was nothing like Pilot.

907
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 6: People you'll never be able to recreate it.

908
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 5: No, it's really when they get they almost get lucky

909
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 5: with people like Barb or Chat or even like Claire

910
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,760
Speaker 5: Crawley is like amazing TV. They just got an amazing

911
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 5: personality for TV where it's things that like you can't

912
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 5: plan some of this, Like you could not have planned

913
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 5: for Ari picking Becca and then being like never mind,

914
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go back and choose Lauren. Like you can

915
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 5: have some help orchestrating all of that, but like you

916
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 5: have to kind of just get lucky with something someone

917
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 5: doing something kind of.

918
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 2: Crazy and yes, I'll do it on camera after we're

919
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 2: done with the show. Like what.

920
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,720
Speaker 3: You're out of your mind.

921
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, you have to be though. That's what's great about

922
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 6: to show you got to cast people.

923
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: That are out of your mind. All right, you want

924
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 1: to you want to do the game? Sure, rapid questions.

925
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 4: What you got a quick game here? We do this

926
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 4: with all of our guests. Are you ready, let's do it.

927
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 5: So we've got some rapid fire questions to help our

928
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 5: listeners get to know you better, starting with what is

929
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 5: the first thing you do when you wake up.

930
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 4: In the morning.

931
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 2: I lean over and check my Instagram notifications.

932
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 5: And I'm not proud of that, you know, Thank god,

933
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 5: that's your answer. Every guy from Charity Season has been like,

934
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 5: I write in my journal, I smile, I take deres,

935
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 5: I do my gratitude. I'm like, this is the healthiest

936
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 5: group of people I've ever met. Like I'm immediately scrolling

937
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 5: on social media when I wake up.

938
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 4: Those biggest thought of But that's the truth.

939
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 2: Those are the biggest liars I've ever met. I wake up,

940
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 2: I roll over, I look at Instagram, I look at texting,

941
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 2: I look at Facebook, I look at at Twitter, and

942
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 2: then I look at a water that's been on my

943
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 2: you know, my bedside table for eight years.

944
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 4: Okay, how do you like your pizza?

945
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 2: I love a well done mushroom and onion pizza.

946
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 5: Love love that all right. What is the best dating

947
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 5: advice you have ever received?

948
00:43:51,680 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 2: Ooh, the best dating advice I have ever received is Oh,

949
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think, you know, make I think it's

950
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 2: you know, rapid fire, Jared, rapid fire here, I know

951
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 2: this is.

952
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 3: I think it's more you're root of the game here,

953
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,240
Speaker 3: this is a deep question.

954
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 2: I think it's to make sure you're happy, you're excited

955
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 2: for the next step. You know, if you're not excited

956
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 2: for the next step, then don't do the next step

957
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 2: at all. Got it? I like that.

958
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 4: What is your go to cocktail?

959
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 2: Ooh, I've been really deep in the dirty martini game lately.

960
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 2: I've been drinking dirty Martini's a lot. This is I'm

961
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:41,720
Speaker 2: what they call an alcoholic, so I really will drink

962
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 2: everything and anything, and I've I've moved on, you know,

963
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 2: Vauka soda and have a tequila on the rocks. But

964
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 2: right now, a cold cold, even with ice chips in it,

965
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 2: dirty dirty martini.

966
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 6: It's nice when you get on a new kick.

967
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 2: Right I'm really kicking with a dirty martini right now,

968
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 2: and I like it cold and in a Martini glass

969
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,280
Speaker 2: that's way too big.

970
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 5: I started drinking dirty martiniz when I went on The

971
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 5: Bachelor because they're not high in sugar and they're not

972
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 5: carbonated dangerous. Oh yeah, yeah, well I think got me

973
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 5: when I first started drinking about the show. I definitely

974
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 5: had a few moments where they were like, okay, straight

975
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 5: to that's enough. Who is one person living or not

976
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 5: that you would like to have dinner with?

977
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 2: Oh, I would love to have dinner with Adam Sandler.

978
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 2: I would just like it.

979
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 4: Answer.

980
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 6: He seems like a nice guy.

981
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,879
Speaker 5: I feel like you guys would get along. I feel

982
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 5: like that would be a funny dinner to be out.

983
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would really like to just meet him, you know.

984
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 2: And like I've heard that he sent messages to some

985
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 2: people I know of like liking their stuff, and like,

986
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 2: you know, I'd love to hear what he I have

987
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 2: a whole bit about Jewish women on this special, and

988
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 2: I would love to hear what he thought.

989
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, what is one word or phrase that your friends

990
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 5: used to describe you?

991
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,280
Speaker 2: I don't know. I hope it's nice things. They probably say.

992
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 2: He one word or phrase? Uh long shitter. Okay, nice,

993
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 2: always on the toilet.

994
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 4: Wow, your friends are way different.

995
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 2: We have to end, but we're going to leave you

996
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:31,919
Speaker 2: one more.

997
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 4: What is the current screensaver on your phone? We'll end

998
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 4: it on that.

999
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a picture of New York. It's a picture

1000
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 2: like the skyline, which is you know, at my core.

1001
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 2: I'm a basic, uh, a basic, basic bitch. That's me

1002
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 2: at my core, just you know, having you know, what

1003
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 2: are they called pumpkin spice lattes all day? You know,

1004
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 2: dancing around the city and you know, the West Village

1005
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 2: all night.

1006
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:04,240
Speaker 4: So that's that's nothing wrong with that, Jack Lizen.

1007
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 2: I'm proud of it.

1008
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 6: I'm slat season.

1009
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: It's coming sooner than you think it's coming. All right, Jared,

1010
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: thank you so much for being here. Let our listeners

1011
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: know where they can find you in about your upcoming special.

1012
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 2: Can't thank you guys enough for having me on and

1013
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,760
Speaker 2: being so gracious. I'm going to have a Netflix special

1014
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 2: which is like the Dream come true. It's called thirty

1015
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 2: seven and Single. It's premiering on August fifteenth. Is relatability

1016
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 2: is what I do? You know if you go have

1017
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 2: ever read my stuff or seen my tweets or seeing

1018
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 2: my stand up. That's what I do. It's about dating,

1019
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 2: it's about breakups, it's about my parents trying to fix

1020
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 2: me up. It's about the Bachelor, It's about eating and

1021
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 2: body issues and all that stuff. So if any of

1022
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 2: those and Jews, so, if any of those subjects speak

1023
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 2: to you, I think you're gonna love it. So August fifteenth, Netflix,

1024
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 2: it's called thirty seven and Single, and I'm at Jared

1025
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 2: Freed on Instagram. So thank you guys so much.

1026
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: I really do appreciate it, of course, and thank you

1027
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 1: to our listeners for tuning in.

1028
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 5: Don't forget new episodes of The Bachler I air every

1029
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 5: Monday at eight seventh Central and ABC and then stream

1030
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 5: the next day on Hulu.

1031
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: Yes, and make sure to tune in to new episodes

1032
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: of Bachler Happy Hour every week. We are going to

1033
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: have some great guests on. We've got all kinds of

1034
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: exclusive interviews coming up, so don't forget to subscribe.

1035
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 5: Thank you again, everyone, Do not forget to go follow

1036
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 5: Jared on Instagram, listen to his podcast, watch his comedy special.

1037
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 5: It's going to be hilarious, and we will see you

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00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 5: all next time.

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Speaker 2: Bye,