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Speaker 1: Whoa. Welcome back to another episode of a Canary this

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Speaker 1: covid ndition. I'm your host, Kevin Pollo. Guess that, Kevin?

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Speaker 1: Hell you? What do you get the car? And meet

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Speaker 1: me around back at midnight tonight. Don't be late, I'm serious.

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Speaker 1: Don't fucking text me and Love fifty eight and say

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Speaker 1: they got a stuck on a call. Should be there

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Speaker 1: ten twenty one minutes. But I digress. Let's meet a

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Speaker 1: rock him as, shall we, in no particular order to

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Speaker 1: say hello to newcomer. A tool saying thank you, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. A tool, not the tool that

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Speaker 1: joke borrowed from the great comedian from the seventies, A

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Speaker 1: Whitney Brown. He used to open his act by saying, hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm a Whitney Brown. Someday I hope to be the

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Speaker 1: Whitney Brown. But I super digress. A tool, not the

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Speaker 1: A tool. Your thoughts on Captain Sandy's replacing chefs this

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Speaker 1: season of Below Deck, Okay, listen, I think there's cultural

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Speaker 1: component's Kiko is all right, sweetheart, so he doesn't know

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Speaker 1: how to make Las Vegas, but I don't know what

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Speaker 1: Las Vegas food is either, all right? I would have

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Speaker 1: googled it too. I would have googled everything to make

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Speaker 1: every single time. UH. And then you're gonna bring in

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Speaker 1: this guy who was on his way to see his

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Speaker 1: family and he's just like, oh, come in, and I'm

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Speaker 1: dating the You know, the thing is, this is a

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Speaker 1: season about Hannah, and that's what we should really always

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Speaker 1: be talking about. That's all this season is a memorial

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Speaker 1: to her. Uh. Captain Sandy Ebbs and flows me personally,

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Speaker 1: I'm a glen Man myself. Captain Lee's fine, but I

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Speaker 1: think there's something there with Kate. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: it is, but I don't like the defense of her

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Speaker 1: all the time. You want to talk about chiefs, I'll

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Speaker 1: talk about chiefs too. I think she's great. I think

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Speaker 1: when she gets involved and when she tries to uh

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Speaker 1: to delegate and really lead her team, she does a

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Speaker 1: great joh Okay, I'll stop there. I thought Bugsy instantly

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Speaker 1: became the best chief stew we've ever seen. She's fantastic.

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Speaker 1: She's no dramatic. She talked to them like, this is

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Speaker 1: what I want you to do. You know what you

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Speaker 1: know who absolutely hate now is Jess. I have no

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Speaker 1: time for Jess. No time for Jess time. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'll give no no, okay, let's go back to reality. Uh,

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Speaker 1: but thank you for most of that. Look Out it's

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Speaker 1: Craik Kikowski kaka favorite book from childhood and why I

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Speaker 1: think it's still my favorite book of all time, which

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Speaker 1: is Alice through the Looking Glass and What She Found

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Speaker 1: there by Lewis Carroll because it opened my mind to

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Speaker 1: dream logic and it's still very influential. I think you

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Speaker 1: can tell in my improv style to this day. And

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Speaker 1: thank you for most of that. Hey, it's James Heeney, Jim. Jim.

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Speaker 1: If a doctor told you that if you keep eating

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Speaker 1: hash Browns, you'll be dead in seven months, what would

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Speaker 1: you do well? I just yesterday tried my breakfast for

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Speaker 1: the first time without hash Browns. I caught up a

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Speaker 1: potato and roasted it in the oven. I think I'm

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Speaker 1: going to try to start moving to go over to

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Speaker 1: just potatoes in the morning instead of hash brown I'm

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Speaker 1: one step ahead of the doctor the same thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just don't have a potato. One of them comes

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Speaker 1: in a long I mean it's a box filled with

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Speaker 1: regular sized hash browns. But if we know what the

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Speaker 1: difference is we know what a hash brown and potato,

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Speaker 1: we know what that is. Well, we're saying, I mean,

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Speaker 1: we're saying no potatoes. Why would I have no potatoes

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Speaker 1: with breakfast? That's six seven months to live only if

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Speaker 1: I have hash browns. Right, and I miss here that

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Speaker 1: that's rights browns. So I'm gonna extend my life with

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Speaker 1: tole raw potatoes cooked not raw. You know what, Let's

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Speaker 1: move on. It's always a party. Hey, there's Christalparado Chris

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Speaker 1: mix for folks who have never heard of it. What

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Speaker 1: is a costco business center? So imagine a costco which

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Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of you can um big, wonderful

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Speaker 1: on its own rights. Uh, all the things you want

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Speaker 1: and all the places. Right, I'm watching a tool the

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Speaker 1: tools really really get into this. I'm using dream logic here,

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Speaker 1: Craig uh and so, So it's cost can be crowded,

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Speaker 1: you know, can be a little stuffy at times. A

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Speaker 1: costco business center streamlines your costco experience. Okay, the things

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Speaker 1: you want, they still got him. Crowds ain't there. Also

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Speaker 1: a lot of people don't know that they even exist,

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Speaker 1: which I guess is why the crowds aren't there. But

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Speaker 1: boy and I told Kevin this. The first time I

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Speaker 1: was walking to a Costco business center. I spun around

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Speaker 1: with my arms wide open in the aisles. I couldn't

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Speaker 1: believe I was there. Sound of music, like sound of music.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. They won't even let me inside a Costco.

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Speaker 1: They won't, they say, remember to sure. I've tried with costumes.

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Speaker 1: I've tried with the finger mustache. I think it's well,

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Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's looks like the annual James.

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Speaker 1: I think my costco ran out of potatoes, so that

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Speaker 1: might be that might be on you. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: I think the annual fees twenty five bucks, which is

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Speaker 1: to two dollars a month. Yeah, it's a separate, whole entity,

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Speaker 1: is that true? Never looked it up? Never once. I

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Speaker 1: do want to say, I do my shopping at Costco.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wow, what's your other tent? There's a way

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Speaker 1: to cut out all the traitor Joe's. Is it gonna

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Speaker 1: if I shop mostly at Smart and Final? Is it

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Speaker 1: going to make a difference in my life? Yeah? Oh yeah?

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Speaker 1: The final bullshit out of you? Damn you just went

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Speaker 1: from the miners and nepaul to the majors. Alright, last,

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Speaker 1: but too much pumpkin pine for you if you think him, Ladies,

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Speaker 1: it's Joey Greer lie your king. Why do you? Why

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Speaker 1: do the Japanese businessmen laugh whenever you're near? We got

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Speaker 1: funny ship to say, man, we click, we vibe. Man, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I get that, just for fun, fun with that man.

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Speaker 1: And honestly, I want to just pivot for a second.

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Speaker 1: And because I know for a fact Costco execs listen

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Speaker 1: to this podcast, right, throw us a sponsor, my man,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Get James a membership at least. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. I also know that Big Potato

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Speaker 1: throw the governor of Idaho is listening this man, Please

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Speaker 1: It's some inside ship. I wanted to get more oh

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited to watch error four oh four. Here's

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Speaker 1: my absolute for the scene suggestion Willy Wonka's break room,

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Speaker 1: signed Dougie. Oh my gosh, I can't believe we've got

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Speaker 1: to see We're going to Willy Kuancas. We're gonna go

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Speaker 1: to Willy Kuanca. This is crazy. I'll tell you. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell him. I'll tell him, Um, Danny, We're not going

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Speaker 1: to Quilli Kuancas. You don't tell him. I'm gonna tell him. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: somebody tanca WILLI Guanca Willy Quanca. Somebody tell him. Seriously,

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Speaker 1: he's too fucking happy. Yeah. Actually, well we go. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna make sure to buy all the candy and then

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Speaker 1: I'll feed the whole family and then we won't have

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Speaker 1: to live in the six story house anymore. I can't

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Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, really, gonna go see Willy Guanca soon.

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Speaker 1: Quilli quanca, quilli, quana quilli, quanca. Quill quick, quill. This

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Speaker 1: is no Yeah, this is a job. This is the job.

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Speaker 1: You want to be a shop wrong, this is this

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Speaker 1: is what you signed on that contract. You just cut in.

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Speaker 1: You gotta see sadness in his eyes. Yes, is it

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Speaker 1: will be gone in a couple of seconds. He's a child.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, bet hey, hey buddy. Oh yeah, put down

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Speaker 1: that sandwich. Look at me for a second. I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna eat anything. It took it to Willie kwankers and

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Speaker 1: then we all the kN Okay, put your hand on

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Speaker 1: my face. Are you sick? No? No, well, I mean

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Speaker 1: he knows I'm sick. Just hang in there, Just hang

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Speaker 1: in there, do you only you're gonna get in an

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Speaker 1: accident in two months. Get your head on my face. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what is going on here. Look I'm

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Speaker 1: not doing that. I'm not doing this I think you're great, Joey.

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Speaker 1: You seem like a nice guy. I don't This is

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Speaker 1: not I can't do this. You're tapping up Deafa. Now,

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Speaker 1: all right, So the kid touched your face and told

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Speaker 1: you get like two weeks two months. I livers on that.

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Speaker 1: What are you sorry? Yeah? But his eyes they kind

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Speaker 1: of glazed over. There's a frost that occurred. That's scarier. Ship. Man.

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Speaker 1: The kids are goddamn psychic or something. So so okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'm telling you, I'm asking you. You're the doctor?

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Speaker 1: Is it is? He? Is he? Right? Look, I do

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Speaker 1: Western medicine. Hell yeah, I believe that ship. Dude, You're fuck.

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Speaker 1: There's no way I can protect you. I mean I

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Speaker 1: can can prescribe some of a shot. What he gonna do? Yeah? Right,

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Speaker 1: which you know what I mean? This is what I

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Speaker 1: tell you to do. Okay, I can say a stay inside,

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Speaker 1: lock the doors all that ship. But I mean, you're

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Speaker 1: just gonna something's gonna happen horrifically in there, and you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna be you know, you're not gonna be the good. Look,

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Speaker 1: just go out and enjoy your life. You have two months.

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Speaker 1: You're provincible for the next two months. Sorry interrupt, but

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Speaker 1: I'm be haalf of the other players. Doc, it's twenty

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Speaker 1: five to you. Oh I'm out. So look, So what

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Speaker 1: you gotta do, man, is you gotta fucking live and

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Speaker 1: Is it? To me? It's I'm all in? All right?

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Speaker 1: Well we didn't see that coming, stevens. Uh what's that

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Speaker 1: about six twenties killing all that that quick? Yeah? That's

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Speaker 1: why I deal the game every week? What has happened

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Speaker 1: to him? Steve? Six? What you're saying a big difference

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Speaker 1: to me? So is a six six? He's got you

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Speaker 1: covered either way. So it's all your chips if you

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Speaker 1: want to call uh, oh my chips. So you're saying

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Speaker 1: I don't want to. My sister passed away and uh

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Speaker 1: So I would take it very seriously. But if you

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Speaker 1: for sure, pair on the board A big move. So

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Speaker 1: you must be the brave, brave little boy who won

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Speaker 1: a tour to my Willy Guanca's factory. May I see

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Speaker 1: your golden ticket? Please? Uh huh, here you go. Well, oh,

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Speaker 1: you don't have the all access tickets. You're only able

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Speaker 1: to see my break room. What but but it's a fantabulous,

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Speaker 1: fantastic break room. But I have to see the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: I have to get all the candy so I can

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Speaker 1: get my allow me to the room. Now, everyone was

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Speaker 1: allowed to bring one relative, and who did you bring?

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Speaker 1: I think the sun please? Kid under fire? Here we go? What? Yeah, daddy?

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Speaker 1: Can I get the number four? Uh? You're my age

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Speaker 1: to quiz I'm I'm sorry, great uncle Joe. He's working

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? Where are you? From little boy down? Down. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to quiz Nos. Okay, you're gonna be working

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Speaker 1: If you want to now give us your opening remarks today.

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Speaker 1: Just to be clear, the guy in the suit with

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Speaker 1: we're gonna show you how he's guilty in the fallowing days.

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Speaker 1: But you're selected to help prove. Did you see the

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Speaker 1: people's verses question? Yeah? I mean I said, oh my god, dude,

417
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 1: like that'd be weird if and I was like your

418
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Speaker 1: representing myself. Come with me and you'll see a bunch

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Speaker 1: some beautiful ters this case and that's seen one, oh man,

420
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: that is just seen one Jesus Christ. Seen two comes

421
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 1: from from listener Matt, who wrote, Hello, Alchemist, my name

422
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Speaker 1: is Mac and I'm writing all the way from Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada.

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00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say how much I love the

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00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: show and think all of you do such a terrific job. Wow,

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00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: he's being so nice, even for a Canadian. I'd also

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00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 1: like to give a shout out to the new Alchemists

427
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: that have been contributing to the show recently. I love

428
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: you all well. A compliment to a tool before he

429
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: even meets them. My scene suggestion is a white collar

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00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: shotgun wedding. Keep up the great work, Matt, Hey, listen,

431
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: bachelor party last night was really something I didn't think,

432
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: you know, we were going to make it out of

433
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: there alive quite Frankly. I just wanted to say, you know,

434
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Speaker 1: today's a big day for you on the wedding and all,

435
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: and I hope you guys life together. Just get the

436
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: champagne and get out, Okay. I wanted to say how

437
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: much fun I had last night, and that's greater. I'm

438
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: glad we connected a lot to me. And I know

439
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: we haven't seen each other for a while before that,

440
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: and you've been pretty hostile towards me ever since. But

441
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,239
Speaker 1: you know, I'm here to say, God, bless, I think

442
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: you're doing the right thing after all. Great o, my god,

443
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: it is insane. You can't find good help anywhere. You

444
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: open up to them and they think that their family

445
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, us first, right, I'll get the champagne. Darlene,

446
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: come out, it's your mother. I don't, I don't. You

447
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: can see the bump. I don't. I don't want to.

448
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: It doesn't the bump bump, schmump. You know how we

449
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: say that he loves you, we love you. Come out

450
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: of the bathroom. Okay, here I come, Okay, what do

451
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: you think? God, it's bad, Darlene, Darlene, it's bad. Holy ship, Dad,

452
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: here's your dad, carl You know I shouldn't. I shouldn't

453
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: even be. I'm an accountant. I'm an accounting at a

454
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: big four accounting firm. This shouldn't be happening to me.

455
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: What do you What does that have to do with anything?

456
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: That's just I'm just I'm just saying, like I have

457
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: a good job. I have a job in an office,

458
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 1: I have a cubicle, and what does that have to

459
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: do with love and weddings and a huge bump? I

460
00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 1: just thought my career was my first priority. Now not.

461
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: This baby might be competing with my account. Oh Danny, congratulations,

462
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 1: you have to marry this one. Do you see what

463
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: you've done? You've split the family trust. How do you

464
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: feel about this? Dad? I didn't think that it was

465
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: I didn't think that I was worrying protection. I don't know.

466
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: It was just I guess a passionate night. Uh, maybe

467
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: we can, maybe we can figure something out other than

468
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: getting married, Like what, Denny, I don't know. Maybe we

469
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: say it's not mine. Ktch you ktch you? Is it

470
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: too late to turn this around? Brilliant, say it's not yours? Yes, yes,

471
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: you wanted to speak to me? Yes, Uh, well, I

472
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: was just you can't see her. Well, I don't know.

473
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: It might can't matter because I think we're calling off

474
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: the wedding. It turns out that I took my d

475
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: n a test in and I don't think it's mine.

476
00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: And yeah, so we're going to call off the wedding. Um,

477
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: and I really regret it. I think she's wonderful. And

478
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: you guys, don don't get Carl over here. He's don't

479
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: get car babe. What he's saying. He's going to call

480
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: off the wedding. Something about a DNA test. Who else said?

481
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: Oh Peter, huh Peter, the man who's gonna marry Yeah, yeah, yeah, Danny,

482
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: you're thinking I just said, weddings remind me of him.

483
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: Weddings remind me of him. Look, I don't know he

484
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: died at the altar with you. That's not my fault.

485
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: All right, drink daddy? Do we drink champagne? Now you

486
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: can drink it off. Better be getting fucked up on

487
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: that good shampoo? Can I get you three? Or four?

488
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: You get me a couple of bottle? Uh? Well, I

489
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: guess carl, Um, we're going to call off the ding.

490
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: My dad and I have both agreed. We looked at

491
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: a DNA and it turns out, uh yeah, it turns

492
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: out that it's it's probably not mine. Um, if you

493
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: call them this wedding, I'm gonna go je out your eyes.

494
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: We're gonna piss, and your dad's go My dad said

495
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: that this might come up, so like, um, we we're

496
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: prepared to offer you one hundred thousand dollars if we

497
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: can just call off this wedding and we'll both go

498
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: our ways. Can I be honest with you? Take the money.

499
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: Take the money. He's not offering you. No, No, Darlene

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00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: has a say in this, does she does? Daddy? I don't.

501
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: I mean, she does have a saying it, but I

502
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: don't think I have the heart to tell it to her.

503
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: So I'd rather just you guys be the middleman between

504
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: a huge bump those horns. What is it, Danny, I'm

505
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: not supposed to see you today. It's our wedding day. Oh,

506
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: that's what I've come to That's what I've come to say.

507
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,239
Speaker 1: Is I think it's you want to move the time up?

508
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: Do it sooner? Okay? I like that. It's it's been

509
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: it's been like eight months since we made love. There's

510
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: no way that's my baby. Uh. It's are you on

511
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: the groom side or bride side? I was thought was

512
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: divided according to blue color and white color? Oh, oh,

513
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: I guess, uh, because what means I'm on the groom side. Well,

514
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: it's confusing because the bride is clearly white collar. She

515
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: has a good job at an accounting for him. But

516
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: her family, other than her mother is mostly blue collar.

517
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: You can tell because of their crasser accents. Yes, now

518
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: the groom side, I get a little confused. On there's

519
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: a little white color and a little blue collar there.

520
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: So it really said anywhere you sucking one? Can we

521
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: move on? I'm trying to get into this wedding here.

522
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: We're just trying to hash it out. Blue colors on

523
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: the left, white colors on the right. I'm trying to

524
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: figure out where we just said. I don't really know

525
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: where I'm supposed to say. What do you do for

526
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 1: a living? What do I do for I put? I

527
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: may call mark cards out of stem cells, and instead

528
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: you work with you design them, or you work with

529
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: your hands physically making the cards. Can you see this

530
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: guy already so we can come in? Sorry, ladies and gentlemen,

531
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 1: there's been some confusion. Let me simplify this for you.

532
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: If you make less than four dollars a year, please

533
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: sit to your left. Thank you. If you make over

534
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: four dollars a year, please sit to your right. When

535
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: you left, you pointed to your left. So should I

536
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: be over here or should I be over there? There's

537
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,720
Speaker 1: always one there's always one fucking as the group. Asking

538
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: that question is a more important question. If we may,

539
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 1: what if you make exactly full? It doesn't he How

540
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: about that one spiky You am I in trouble. I'm

541
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: just trying to Oh wow, that's Jason Statham. He famously

542
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: has that four D dollar year contract with Hollywood. It's crazy,

543
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Where do I get a keystone light? Keystone

544
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: lights on the left and uh, we have a double

545
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,439
Speaker 1: I p A on the right. So you're working the event.

546
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: I didn't know you're working. I thought you were. Yes, No,

547
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: I'm working. I'm working the event. Oh my god, Oh

548
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: my god. But I make one K a year. Wow,

549
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 1: that's so you own the So if I was a guest,

550
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: i'd be on the right. That's amazing. There's no labette,

551
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,919
Speaker 1: no lobets beer. Oh I forgot the Canadian family was coming.

552
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: Are you you here from medicine hat? Yeah? Okay, well

553
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 1: well we'll get at least a moose head. Okay, Darlene,

554
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: you've heard the proposal. Pardon the use of that word.

555
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: I just can I just say this, Darlene, like you

556
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: really like when I met you, you seemed like you

557
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: were I don't know like me. But then when I

558
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: met your family, I could tell that you are not

559
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 1: like me at all. But how did you You said

560
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 1: you got a DNA test, but I and the baby

561
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: haven't gotten them. So what does that even mean? Darlene,

562
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: It's what my dad told me. My dad told me

563
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: to say that where he said you guys wouldn't get it.

564
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to see either of you. That's in fact,

565
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 1: he's upset with me too. Don't cry, Darlene, don't cry.

566
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: She's getting tears all over her bumps. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait,

567
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: are those don't sound like regular tears. Slow your breathing down.

568
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 1: It is not a miracle. Not the scene too. We're

569
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: gonna call the scene on. Get that back in there.

570
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,280
Speaker 1: See three comes from from pat v I P. Brett,

571
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: who wrote, thank you guys for the endless last I've

572
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: been listening since the very beginning, and there are a

573
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 1: few things I look forward to as much as this podcast.

574
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: Keep up the amazing work. Here's a scene suggestion. So

575
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 1: like the Hedgehog is trying to keep his arch nemesis

576
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: Dr robot Nick from his latest and most nefarious scheme,

577
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: federal tax evasion. Love you all, Brett Gloria, you'll let

578
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: me know in my three o'clock is here. I'd like

579
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: to get it started. Please, they're here, they've been here

580
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 1: for a while, Sir Gloria. Yes, I love you. I

581
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 1: love you too. Okay, let's pair back the sas though

582
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 1: about huh well, sir, I mean I keep on telling

583
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: me three o'clock is here, and you keep on telling

584
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: me to push it, and I have. Now I'm telling

585
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: you I'm ready for my three o'clock. So let me

586
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: know when they're here. There. They have their here, sir.

587
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: They have been here. I might understand. There here now, Yes,

588
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,720
Speaker 1: and you can send them in if I asked yes, Okay,

589
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: all right, I'll let you know. So you do you

590
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 1: want me to send them intor I'll let you know. Okay,

591
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: he'll be with you in just a little bit. Um,

592
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: he's still working. I really need to get in there.

593
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: It's pretty important. I have an appointment for three o'clock

594
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: and it's well past three o'clock. I understand that. But

595
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: he's just he's just working right now. So we'll just

596
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: give him a moment and they'll be able to get

597
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: you in as soon as you can. I promise you

598
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: if there's a cafeteria on the third level. Uh, and

599
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: if with this car here, there should be enough time

600
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: for me to go to the cafeteria if I have

601
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: a three o'clock appointment. So I'd really like to if

602
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: I could just sneak in there and talk to the

603
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 1: tax accountant. I understand that, sir, just but he's very busy.

604
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: Of course it's his tax season, and you know tax

605
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: season goes from January to November. So it's just he's

606
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: crazy busy. So just give it on a second. Hello,

607
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: it's me. Is he there? Give me one second? No, no, no,

608
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on by the way, stop okay, stop

609
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: texting him, stop texting him, stop calling him, stop it all.

610
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: I'm his assistant. I have to let him know an

611
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 1: appointments are happening. I know what the fund is going on.

612
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: I'm not sucking him. Oh can you tell me you

613
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: love him? Yes? I do love Okay, sure what let

614
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: me talk to it fine? Hold on one, said Mr

615
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 1: robot Nick. Your wife is l ah oh ah, this

616
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: is really awkward. Um, I overheard some of that conversation there. Okay,

617
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: go ahead about it, wait for my appointment, Sir can

618
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 1: you please just back up. I will cancel your appointment

619
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: if you do not back So your appointment got canceled

620
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 1: over there. And so you're looking for a new text team.

621
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Speaker 1: Yes I can. Yeah, so my colleague Darlene, who's the

622
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: one who usually handles the text, but she's out on leave.

623
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: Let's just call it leave. But we can handle your business.

624
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: This is tax season January through November, so but we

625
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: always have room for a one more client. Come on

626
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: and have a seat. Do you like leather? Oh sure, yes,

627
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 1: take that leather chair. That's okay, yeah, lazy boy. That's

628
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: that's from my clients. So I can see what's going

629
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:45,479
Speaker 1: on here. I'm gonna assume that you have some tax

630
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: right offs that virus doesn't want you to have. Well,

631
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: I don't know that they don't want me to have them.

632
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: I haven't really turned it in yet. I'm hoping that

633
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 1: you could help me. Okay, let me take a quick

634
00:40:56,360 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: look at your files. Oh, looks like you got a

635
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: underground layer. We can write that off. We can write

636
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: that off. We've got something some interesting write offs here.

637
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 1: All right, Oh, this is very interesting, very interesting ammunition

638
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: you great? Great? All right? Offs? All write offs? Um,

639
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 1: anything peculiar in this set of paper that you've given me,

640
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: anything I should know about in advance, honestly at all.

641
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: Just I wouldn't know what peculiar is. I'm not a

642
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: text guy. Peculiar is the word means like odd or

643
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: not normal? No, I get the word peculiar. I just

644
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't be out of this pack paper. I see what

645
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: you're saying, Ace. I don't understand why you have an

646
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: underground cave and all this nine millimeter ammunition. What the

647
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: hell is going on? It's for my pet detective business.

648
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: I need to make sure lots of tranquilizers and many

649
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: different things that I could use to, you know, save animals.

650
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 1: I get the saving animals, but the nine millimeter rounds,

651
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: I mean, did your stockpiling? The f the A is

652
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: gonna know for sure that you can boy all this.

653
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: I don't think the FDA works with things like this.

654
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 1: I think they do because little bits of food or

655
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 1: inside every bullet that can be true. Open up one

656
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: of the bullets. Alrighty, then I'll do that right now.

657
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: Uh uh oh, well it's powder. Boss explained how this

658
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 1: is in our jurisdiction again, okay? Top down, top down, okay,

659
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: top down, all right, is not how we do it? Yeah, yeah, goad.

660
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: When does it involve food and or drugs? Yes it does, Yes,

661
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: it does. What I think? You keep explaining this. Okay

662
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: for the last time. No one bring up Lenny. Okay,

663
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: stop bringing up Lenny for the last time. Okay. If

664
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: anyone just you're fired if you do Okay, no questions. Okay.

665
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 1: I swear to God he made me a tune amount

666
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: and Roger, I heard you say any dead. Shut then up, guys.

667
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 1: I was undercovered at an Ammo factory. Alright, we were

668
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,720
Speaker 1: making bullets. Just just get ahold of yourself. Stop crying.

669
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 1: Tears have so many. Shouldn't hit the stool. This is

670
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: like that best movie of what it's like what he

671
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 1: did to Lenny earlier, killed Lenny. Oh my god, that's

672
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: twice the well I mean you, I mean, we would

673
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: have been able to save him, but it looks like

674
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: he was on the ground for five minutes before and

675
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: he helped us giving It's nothing funny, doctor, So I'm sorry.

676
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: I was just thinking of something very he he ha ha.

677
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: Well do you want to share it because we just

678
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: had a horrible day. Would like I would love to Uh,

679
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 1: just so in your mind, imagine a little tiny hamster,

680
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: but it's got human legs and human arms, a tiny body.

681
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: It's it's just like a little potato with Oh. I

682
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: kept the I kept the limbs at human side, so

683
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: I thought it was a very big amster. No, no, no,

684
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: I said, I imagine now you see it. That's funny.

685
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: And the hell I didn't move around. First of all,

686
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: Mr Kerry, let me just say on behalf of the

687
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 1: whole team here. We're super excited that you're you're doing

688
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: the voice of Dr robot Nick, and uh, if we

689
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: just jump in on page seven there, that's the first

690
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: first bit there for Dr robot Nick and uh, listen,

691
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,439
Speaker 1: just have fun with it, and uh, let's lay down

692
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: what you're feeling. Love the again, super excited and uh

693
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: and go ahead take your own Bob Bob. I think

694
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:57,760
Speaker 1: he wants to be called Ace. I know it's crazy.

695
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: He's in cont You're so Ace. Whenever you're ready, appreciate it,

696
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: all right, thank you? All right? Sound can I get

697
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 1: the three beeps bee? All right, Sonic, you're gonna be

698
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: going to the Green Hills. And if I catch you

699
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: one time stealing, Hey, Ace, can I just stop you

700
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: right there? Thank you? It's going great. First of all,

701
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: super excited that you're here and they're bringing all that energy.

702
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: That's that's really something. Let's see if we can uh

703
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: enter into I don't know the century with um the

704
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: way people speak, so what you're talking about. This character's timeless,

705
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: but that rhythm feels a little like the nineties, so uh,

706
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 1: just keep that in mind. The vacuum way ways sonic

707
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: the Hedgehog is from the nineties, if not the late eighties.

708
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 1: That's exactly right. Just trying to stay real with it.

709
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 1: And I appreciate that, and I assume that's where you're

710
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: coming on from. But we're introducing a whole new audience

711
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: to Dr Robotic. But that was this. I mean, it's

712
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 1: just Jim Carrey and his aspent ship and our goddamn

713
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: sound producer fighting each other. You give me eight hours

714
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: worth of tape like this is anything usable? What the

715
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: hell is this pod cast? What is there anything? My

716
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: podcast is two words. No, I'm just that's all. But

717
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: talk to me normal, don't do this. Don't do this,

718
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: talk to me normal. Listen, Tim and I are partners.

719
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 1: We get to this level and we we deliver all right.

720
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: You know the last project we worked on, the Alberta Conquest. Yeah,

721
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 1: that was us. That was us. So do you want

722
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: you want some catching? Do you want some catching or

723
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: some canoe? You know what I mean? Get the funk

724
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: out of my office podcast. It's the future. We'll take this.

725
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: We'll take this to your competiti Look, do it, do it.

726
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: We've got eight hours here, do it. Al right, guys,

727
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm I'm running a brick and mortar podcast store and

728
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: I'm losing my shirt on this, you know, so if

729
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: there's anything they can turn it around, I'd love to

730
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 1: hear it. My colleague Tim is going to take the

731
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: lead at this point. Are you familiar with one ace Fnura? Yeah? Yeah,

732
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 1: Jim Carrey movers in the nineties sequel It was worse great.

733
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: So you know who Jim Carry is? Yeah, I know

734
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: who Jim Carry is. M hmmm. You're familiar with Sonic

735
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: the Hedgehog, yes, and if you're really with the podcast

736
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: serial yeah, yeah, yeah. I look, I read a brick

737
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: and mortar store. I took over at Amiba Records, so

738
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: I've got, you know, thousands of square footage to fill

739
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: with podcasts. Okay, that's a that's like a like a

740
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 1: tower records. Yeah, say, I'm good, yeah yeah, mostly mostly

741
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: a California thing. But yeah, okay again, are you familiar

742
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 1: with ace? This sound cereal? It put it all together

743
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: for me, put it all together. But that's that's that's

744
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: just it. Are you familiar with a blended? Stop asking

745
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: if I'm familiar with most things? Okay, most things? All right,

746
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: try me. Do you know the biggest building in the world, Uh,

747
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: the Louve? Okay, okay, maybe you don't know everything in

748
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 1: the world loves pretty big. Been there. I did a

749
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: residency at the Louve. Oh you do? What was your specialty?

750
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna get this patient into the classics room, stat

751
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 1: hurry We're gonna lose them. Hurry hurry. Oh I got

752
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: the snip. Whone is deep? What are we thinking? What palette?

753
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:08,760
Speaker 1: What kind of palette? Oh? Soccer blue Henry? Oh you guys,

754
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: he saw all kinds of people die there. Okay, okay,

755
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: we're bringing that expertise here to your storefront in the

756
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: form of a podcast. People need. Thank you. That's the

757
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:31,439
Speaker 1: end of your pitch. Thank you very much, Thank you. Look,

758
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: I got I got two thousand copies of Guilly Guanca

759
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: the Terso Factory that I can't unload. Okay, so look

760
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: the podcast. I'm drowning here. I'm drowning here. Have you

761
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not a pitch guy. But have you

762
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: ever thought about just serving coffee here as well? So

763
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 1: people come in, they look for a podcast, they look

764
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: for they flipped through, they see some stuff, and then

765
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: the I'll have a cup of coffee. Oh that's good,

766
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: that's good. Okay, okay, now, just we're just freestyling here,

767
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 1: so don't don't take me work. That's good. I love it.

768
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: I love freestyle. So so you said, uh, so are

769
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: you familiar with the with the letters C and D

770
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,720
Speaker 1: just in general? Yes, yes, I'm a native English speaker.

771
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: Good to know. Okay, some people are having a coffee,

772
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: they're flipping around, maybe they're looking through some CDs. Look

773
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 1: are you talking down to me because I sound blue color?

774
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: Because I do. We got a guy, we gotta we

775
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: know a guy at the Food and Drug Administration. We'll

776
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: get you a permit. So coffee like that? Oh the fitties?

777
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, if you can get me

778
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: in with if you get me with the f d A. Absolutely,

779
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: there's a bar just around the corner. We can swing by.

780
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: You can meet the guys, they can meet you, and

781
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: we can have a done deal. Hey, it's kind of

782
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: the round over here. These guys are not gonna rent

783
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: themselves anyways. Uh, you said somebody knew is coming by today?

784
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: What did you mean by that? It said inside joke.

785
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: You gotta be one of the FDA guys to get

786
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: all right, coming up soon? That fucking guy anyways, want

787
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: or the new You had some new recruit or something

788
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:25,879
Speaker 1: coming by today? What what were you saying that? I was, Yeah,

789
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,320
Speaker 1: so who's coming by? Who's bringing who? The new recruiter?

790
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to blow it. The whole point is

791
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: the guy damn surprise. I was trying to be as

792
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 1: vague and it's like because like you know, covert as

793
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 1: possible to kind of like tantalize you in all right,

794
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: you guys there we are, two beers, go drinking the

795
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 1: way you Why don't you bring a tray? You grabbed

796
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: him from the goddamn top, your fingers all over the

797
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 1: goddamn Why don't you cut the guy a little slack? Thanks?

798
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 1: Thanks Pete. We appreciate that. I see you. They're working

799
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: with cheese, and then you gotta bring my beer with

800
00:51:56,560 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 1: somed Is this about you and Connie? To bring your name?

801
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:10,280
Speaker 1: Mr Carry? Please open up. I'm not here, Mr Ventura.

802
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: Will you please open the door? Oh alrighty the I

803
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:21,320
Speaker 1: R S. We asked the questions for you. Oh shit, sorry,

804
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: not here right now. I'm looking right at you. Move

805
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,720
Speaker 1: your foot foot out of the door. No, no, no, okay,

806
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: I'm coming. Okay here what a place? Okay, this is

807
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 1: my friend. Why are you scared of my body? Get

808
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 1: off of me, ma'am. I'm here to talk to him,

809
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 1: Mr Ventura. Well, after you've done talking to him, maybe

810
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,919
Speaker 1: I have some questions you can answer. Take your hands

811
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 1: out of my pants, miss, I want to see if

812
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: there's a watch in there. What look, Mr Carry, I'm

813
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: not just from the I R S. I'm also a

814
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 1: huge fan. Okay, Oh well, then I'm sure that we

815
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: can do something about this, about what whatever it is

816
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: that you're here for. Man, there is uh yeah, hi,

817
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: I was told you had some Penis watches. Is that right? Yeah?

818
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: We got Penis watches. I got the Volvo Watches watches.

819
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: I would love to just see the penis watches. I'm

820
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 1: looking for something in a rolex. If you have, you

821
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: come to this story, you're gonna get quality. I just

822
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 1: don't want you to be limited by penis watches. All right,

823
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: I can show your nipple watch. Blow your This thing

824
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,240
Speaker 1: is not understand it's not even made in this country,

825
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: all right. It's just that when I have a lady

826
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Speaker 1: over and she reaches down my pants to see what

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Speaker 1: time it is. If you know what I'm saying, I

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Speaker 1: wanted to feel some class and some expensive merchandise. Ye,

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Speaker 1: wild berry, this has been a wonderful night. Now go ahead,

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Speaker 1: give me make kids go to What the fuck is that?

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Speaker 1: You don't you don't like? What the fund is that

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Speaker 1: on your dick? What you maniac? Yeah? I can definitely see.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that wasn't a real silver and that that

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Speaker 1: ring around your penis that's gonna stay there. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how we're gonna get that off, but yeah, that's tarnish.

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Speaker 1: That's er. Sorry. I don't know what to tell you

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Speaker 1: other than that we can. I can snip it off,

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Speaker 1: you know. But what does the sound mean? Was that

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Speaker 1: referred to? It was a poor sound for scissors, but

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Speaker 1: ship ship. You know, I'm gonna discuss where's the where's

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Speaker 1: the Mona Lisa should be? If you see that sign

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Speaker 1: right there that says, uh Mona Lisa. Uh huh. Okay,

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Speaker 1: turn left there. You're gonna walk down maybe two three miles.

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Speaker 1: All right, you're gonna take a tunnel down. There's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a train. You're gonna enter. Right. They're gonna ask

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Speaker 1: you for your ticket. It's the same ticket that you bought.

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Speaker 1: Don't think you have to buy a new one. All right,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna take You're gonna get off on stop perry

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Speaker 1: a all right, just like the drink. I'm gonna pop

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Speaker 1: right out there. All right, you're gonna run up the stairs.

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Speaker 1: You gotta go quick because there's loose dogs. I need

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Speaker 1: your train ticket. That's a that's a museum ticket. Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: I have a notepad here? Will that work? No? No, listen,

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Speaker 1: I know there's some people giving misinformation saying your ticket

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Speaker 1: to the loup gets you onto the train. Not true?

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Speaker 1: All right, this isn't hold warts. Okay, So then I

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Speaker 1: tore off a piece of legal pad that might be

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Speaker 1: American thing. I'm not quite sure, but it's not. Are

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Speaker 1: you America from No. I just went to a boarding

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Speaker 1: school where uh in Detroit from Troit, Oh Town. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: look at this tattoo. I got holy right on my chest.

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Speaker 1: Tigers Yeah, fann watch watching a nipple? Yeah you want

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Speaker 1: to know the time please? Yeah, it's a two pm.

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Speaker 1: Oh so I'm trying to gets the two sixteen train.

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Speaker 1: I think a couple of from one Tigers fan to another. Right, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Motown Baillies bag. That's about Philadelphia and that's our show

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Speaker 1: for today. Beautiful, beautiful and beautiful. Thank you. Also, Damn Mutz.

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Speaker 1: Let's go around the horn, as they say, starting with

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Speaker 1: Craig Kakowski. Yeah. Follow me on Twitter at Kikowski or

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Speaker 1: from my podcast at Craigslist Pea cast. You can listen

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Speaker 1: to Craigslist Spooky Times where Carla and I listened to

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Speaker 1: thirty one or we listen to and also watch thirty

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Speaker 1: one Halloween related movies and thirty one Days. I'm loving

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Speaker 1: the podcast. Don't forget their ten o's and christ Alvarado,

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Speaker 1: thanks so very much, buddy, thank you. I love being here,

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Speaker 1: love that the tools here is. It's so much fun. Craig,

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Speaker 1: honest question, do you get scared watching these movies. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like it. I like it. I like a little vulnerability.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for this, don't I get scared. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's the exclusive James Zeeney. I just

881
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Speaker 1: want to say how grateful I am the tools here.

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Speaker 1: Uh A little known fact maybe people know when it

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Speaker 1: when the West Side Comedy Theater was Westside Eclectic, the

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Speaker 1: very first improv class I took their. A Tool was

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Speaker 1: in it, and I miss him. I'm glad that he's here. Well,

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Speaker 1: we appreciate that. I'm not sure how anyone listening would

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Speaker 1: have known me. Thank you, well, I mean the people.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I might have told the story to you.

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00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:52,439
Speaker 1: Kevin was talking to you. I'm sure that people people

890
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Speaker 1: listening definitely knew you were talking to me A tool.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so damn much. Thank you to everyone here.

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Speaker 1: I I really just that was that was great. This

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Speaker 1: is a it's always fabulous to to listen to and

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Speaker 1: now it's just just been an honor to be a

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Speaker 1: part of it. So you'll please come back then. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and if anytime you want below duck stuff. Man, just

897
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Speaker 1: it's usually going to be like a hate filled rant,

898
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Speaker 1: but it'll be worth it. Right, you're you're excited for

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Speaker 1: the next season starting in November two. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: know much of that crew, but I'm I'm yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: excited always. Yeah. We love Captain Lee for the salty

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Speaker 1: dog nature and the ridiculous Captain Lee is ums that

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Speaker 1: he drops. He's a yeah, he's definitely a boss. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm the biggest Captain Lee, the one who wears gold

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Speaker 1: all time. He's like, yeah, he does have a that's

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Speaker 1: a captain, dude, that's what a captain looks like. Very

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Speaker 1: old school. I I did Glenn a lot too. Um,

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Speaker 1: Glenn goes by Glenn. That's what you needed. That's why

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Speaker 1: you like it. It doesn't go by Captain Glenn. Sweet

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Speaker 1: he's a sweetheart. He is a sweetheart, and he roll

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Speaker 1: obviously and get the actual work done. Yeah, it's it's

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Speaker 1: pretty Uh well, listen, I'm just glad Hannah's out of

913
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Speaker 1: the business completely. Joey Greer, Hey, where can folks find

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Speaker 1: you on the socials? On and or internet? They can't

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Speaker 1: find me on the socials. I'm off, which I recommend

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Speaker 1: everyone to take a break from for a little bit,

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Speaker 1: maybe two weeks, maybe a month. Just what do you

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Speaker 1: Jesus christ fellow. But check me out on Twitch. I'm

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Speaker 1: doing b S Comedy Bear Supplies doing shows every Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: usually round seven o'clock. James likes to sporadically change the

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Speaker 1: time on us because he's just that kind of fun dude.

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Speaker 1: But check us out there. The videos still lived there,

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Speaker 1: and I believe you can check out our past shows

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Speaker 1: on our YouTube of Bear Supply. And if you weren't

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Speaker 1: mentioning those shows here on this podcast, how would you

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Speaker 1: promote them? Email? I'd ask you for your email and email. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's great, appreciate that. Let's thank our engineering producers to

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Speaker 1: the stars, Mr Doug Ban the fine folks that I

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Speaker 1: heart media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Thanking each and

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Speaker 1: every damn one of you means the world to us

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Speaker 1: that you're listening and that you're writing to us and

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Speaker 1: letting us know what you think of every one of us.

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Speaker 1: Uh continue to do so, write a review if it

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Speaker 1: doesn't kill you, damn it. And tell everyone you've ever met,

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Speaker 1: and please look out for each other when you go outdoors.

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Speaker 1: Were as until next time? Sit but this spot there