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Speaker 1: I told my girlfriend she is forbidden from speaking Japanese

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Speaker 1: to my Japanese family. Wait, forbidden, forbidden, forbidden, are speaking

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Speaker 1: the forbidden language? Sam, stop talking to me in English

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Speaker 1: right now? Wa? Thank you? Finally someone who gets it.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that is Japanese. That is due. This guy

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Speaker 1: can't prepared? Is that high or something? What is it?

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Speaker 1: What Wa is like I am or something? What thought

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Speaker 1: you wahi wah? Yeah? I think let's it? What thashi?

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Speaker 1: What thoughta means? I am nice? What thought shea? Sam? Well? Now,

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Speaker 1: I thirty five male, have met my girlfriend female thirty

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Speaker 1: at work. We're both interpreters. We've been together for a

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Speaker 1: few months, and Thanksgiving will be the first time that

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Speaker 1: she's going to meet my parents. I wonder if interpreters

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Speaker 1: have really good communication. That is a great question, you know,

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Speaker 1: would be ironic if they didn't. If they didn't, I

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Speaker 1: guess we'll find out. I could see that happening. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I would argue these two have terrible communications. I'm excited

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Speaker 1: to see why. I'm half Japanese. My dad is Japanese

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Speaker 1: and my mother is American, but my mother learned Japanese

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Speaker 1: so she could connect with the paternal side. Of my family,

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Speaker 1: me and my siblings. That's so sick. That is dope,

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Speaker 1: That is super dope. Me and my siblings all speak Japanese. However,

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Speaker 1: none of my siblings spouses do. So it's like his

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Speaker 1: brother's wife. All of them, they don't. None of them

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Speaker 1: speak Japanese. My girlfriend, Sasha started learning Japanese before it

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Speaker 1: got popular. She started learning it when she was fourteen.

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Speaker 1: Has both a ba and an ma in Japanese translation

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Speaker 1: and interpreting. She's basically sounds as close to a native

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Speaker 1: speaker as possible. She's got like degrees and degrees on

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Speaker 1: speaking Japanese, degrees in Japanese. Oh yes. However, I warned

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Speaker 1: her that she should not try and speak Japanese when

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Speaker 1: meeting my parents or grandparents, and that this is I'm

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Speaker 1: reading this verbatim. She's forbidden from using it, even while

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Speaker 1: I use it with my siblings. Why because I don't

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Speaker 1: understand you don't understand, Sam, because she's forbidden. I don't

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Speaker 1: get it. Wait, I really do I have Wait, I

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Speaker 1: don't get it. I don't I don't make no sense,

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Speaker 1: she asked, why a reasonable See, I thought they were

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Speaker 1: gonna have really good communications. That your job is to

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Speaker 1: literally interpret when other people are saying come on, and

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Speaker 1: yet you can't interpret you being an asshole? Good god.

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Speaker 1: She asked why, and I told her that I would

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Speaker 1: hate for my sister in laws and my brother in

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Speaker 1: laws to be uncomfortable because they don't speak Japanese. And

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Speaker 1: I don't want her to become my parents and my grandparents'

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Speaker 1: favorite because we've only been together a few months and

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Speaker 1: it wouldn't be fair if they liked her more than

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Speaker 1: my sister in law of ten years, who doesn't speak Japanese.

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Speaker 1: That is the fucking dumbest reason ever. That is so dumb.

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Speaker 1: I don't want my family to like my girlfriend too much. Yeah, Sam,

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Speaker 1: what if they like her too much? These are real

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Speaker 1: questions that need real answers. This is so dumb, real questions,

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Speaker 1: Like it's crazy. This is like a real person we

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Speaker 1: are out here with this. My gosh. She said that

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Speaker 1: that is perfectly fine. No, I'm just kidding. She said

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Speaker 1: that that's ridiculous. It is ridiculous, and she said that

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Speaker 1: she shouldn't have to hide it. I said, perhaps later

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Speaker 1: when we've been together for longer. Wait now, She asked

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Speaker 1: if she had to pretend to not understand me and

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Speaker 1: my siblings when we talk.

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Speaker 2: This is such a weird I like, she's like actually

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Speaker 2: like trying to accommodate this buffoon, Like do you want

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Speaker 2: me to like lie about what I studied?

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to just like be like just

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Speaker 1: just create a whole different Yeah, she's got to like

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Speaker 1: wear a confused face like, wow, I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: don't saying, to which I said, exactly, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what a fucking idiot, idiot she got she got really

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Speaker 1: weird and just went home for some reason. Wait, no,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't say that. He says that she got really

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Speaker 1: weird and went home. That's what he said. Fucking idiot. Yo,

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Speaker 1: it's okay, yoh, it's your social skill. Then, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: she's been kind of distant lately. And I told a

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Speaker 1: friend about this and they said that I was a

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Speaker 1: major a hole. Yes, and if they asked her about

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Speaker 1: her job, she would have to lie as well. Yes. Now,

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Speaker 1: I admit I hadn't thought about that because you're an idiot.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing, Sam, But I still can't see

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Speaker 1: anything that I did wrong. So I'm this is great

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Speaker 1: the verbatim exact line. So am I the a hole

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Speaker 1: for demanding she lies.

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Speaker 2: Yes, unequivocally. This is the dumbest dude on the like

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Speaker 2: on the internet.

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Speaker 1: You know, but he doesn't want her to. And what

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Speaker 1: if they like her too much? Who is worried about

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Speaker 1: their family liking them too much? You know, what if?

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Speaker 1: What if they like her too much? And they're like, Hey,

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Speaker 1: we love you so much that we're gonna right here

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Speaker 1: and now we're about to sign our will over to you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're excommunicating, dumb ass, fucking your dumbas's boyfriend is

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Speaker 2: no longer family.

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Speaker 1: You are adopted. Were like, yeah, we would like to

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Speaker 1: adopt you, so you can't. We like to do a switch,

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Speaker 1: so then we adopt you. So now you can't legally

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Speaker 1: marry him because he would be your brother. Mm and

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Speaker 1: now so OPI is just worried about about keeping a

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Speaker 1: healthy relationship where they're allowed to get married legally. Oh yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: he's fucked, He's fucked. Yeah,